Who was in the wrong here?
>>338292842
>buying potions that are too powerful
Traveller is a retard
>>338292842
Potion seller forgot to tell the hero that he was selling poison.
I think the hero got confused and thought that the potion seller was mocking him for being weak.
>>338292990
This
The potions would've been too strong for him even for a dragon
Video game cameo when.
>>338292842
The traveller for being butthurt that he was too weak to handel those potions.
Potion seller cared about his health, which shows that he isn't just in it for the profit but because he's a good guy.
Probably helped saving the realm many times by outfitting true heroes with top quality potions.
I understand being upset when a potion seller wont sell you his potions that you need for battle, but calling someone a rascal is going too far man.
>Refusing service
Without a shadow of a doubt, the Potion Seller
>>338292990
>>338293195
>>338293195
BUT I AM GOING INTO BATTLE, HAVE YOU NO MERCY?
IT WAS DRUGS. OKAY?
HE WAS SELLING A WHOLE SERINGE OF MARIJUANA
AND THE TRAVELER CAN'T DEAL WITH HOW STRONG THAT KUSH IS.
YOU DON'T INJECT MARY JANE THAT IS TOO STRONG
MY COUSIN GOT AIDS FROM THAT SHIT
>>338293745
You should state next time that you're going to throw the potions at the enemies.
The potion seller was protecting your life seeing your intent to drink that poison.
>>338293735
Potion seller was just being a responsible business owner looking out for the safety of foolish knights who would misuse his potions.
>>338292842
The Traveler is a foolhardy coward. Not only does he need to rely on potions for battle, he tries to buy ones that are well beyond his power. Potion Seller was right to turn him away.
>>338293735
Shop owners don't sell vodka to ten year olds, why should the potion seller sell potions to the traveller?
>>338294209
Alcohol is maintained by law. Potions aren't.
>>338292842
Couldn't at least sold him some weaker potion while saying "okay, okay, here's your stupid potion"?
Potion seller was just trying to keep the knight from killing himself
The traveller since he resorted to name calling.
>>338294293
The potions would kill the guy, he doesn't want that on his conscience
>>338294036
How would he know if the knight was going to misuse it if he didn't give him a chance? And if he does and it kills the knight he already warned him.
>>338294373
>lowering the quality of your product for weaker customers
next thing you know everybody wants your weaker potions and your business image as strongest potion seller in the land is ruined
>>338292842
Potion seller shouldn't be making potions that powerful in the first place, how is he ever going to make a profit if he turns everyone away?
RASCALS YOU ARE, ALL OF YOU
>>338292842
why would the potion seller have potions even too strong for a dragon?
>>338294592
He just charges more since he's selling to a niche market
He also gains fame for having potions only the strongest of heroes can handle
In a perfect world, the potion seller would've given the potions to the travelerBut this is not a perfect world
>>338294579
Don't let this happen.
Weak knights are pushing back the mage master race.
>>338294579
Money be money
Capitalism OH!
>>338294592
By selling it to powerful individuals. Those that can handle his potions are often very wealthy so he only needs to sell them infrequently to be well off.
>>338294373
Potion seller runs a specialty shop. His potions are fit only for the oldest and most powerful liches and wyrms.
>>338294373
The knight INSISTED on his strongest potion.
>>338293735
There's a reason people refuse service to pregnant mothers in bars, m8.
>>338294579
What good is an image as "strongest potion seller in the land" if no one can handle your potions? He wouldn't even let a heroic warrior purchase his potions, as they would kill a dragon, let alone a man. You can't make money that way.
>>338294373
Presumably all his potions were too powerful for him and even then he demanded his strongest potion.
>>338295047
well obviously he does make money that way, as he manages to afford the materials to make his strongest potions
All he had to do was level up from Traveler to Warrior then he could buy them, but no. He was essentially what happens when your younger brother gets hold of your difficult RPG's.
anyone not willing to help a noble knight is a goddamn RASCAL
>>338294856
>wanting to ruin your reputation and the chance of return customers
All other people will see is a dead traveler with your potion in hand, they'll probably think he was sold poison.
You obviously know nothing about capitalism if you don't play the long game.
>>338295005
>refusing alcohol to pregnant women
Don't be problematic anon, it's 2016
>>338295582
This shit right here. Nothing says bad publicity like someone dying to your product.
>>338295047
Maybe there's a lot of strong beings in the land.
>>338295710
from the way he was talking NO ONE could handle his potions. potion seller was a lying asshole that had a grudge on the handsome traveller
In a perfect world, threads like this would not exist.
>>338296041but this is not a perfect world
>>338295634
Well yeah, if new york is doing it, so should we.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8DIvhVbdpY
>>338294479
Calling someone too weak to handle your potion isn't name calling? wew
>>338295873
He said that his potions are fit for a beast let alone a man. The potion seller only sells monster potions, for monsters. The traveler was retarded and entered the wrong shop.
>>338296241
what kinda monster goes to a potion seller, they would just kill him if they wanted his potions.
>>338296330
Not all monsters are mindless killers in a fantasy world.
>>338296330
What if they're not strong enough to kill the potion seller. Where are they gonna get a potion to make them stronger? The knight chapter house? Obviously not.
The traveller was an idiot because he didn't think of weaponizing the potions.
The seller was an idiot because he didn't think of advertising his strongest potions as weapons.
>>338294579
Silly Anon, that's the heart of any growing business which keeps industrious progress alive.
You make better and stronger products that serve a smaller but richer niche, and then you create a lower branch business that sells lesser quality, more commercially affordable baubles to serve the commoner.
It is why the Legendary Blacksmith lives on a mountain selling his finest works only to the most intrepid of adventurers who can find him, and his apprentices hang out in mundane villages along the silk road.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85284NRjzw
>>338296652
>I'm gonna do it
>>338296212
That's objective fact.
Potion Seller was only trying to protect Traveler.
>>338296652
his face looks like africa
>My potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man!
>You can't handle my strongest potions, no one can!
THEN IN WHAT SENSE IS HE A POTION SELLER
WHO BUYS HIS POTIONS
>>338296945
Only the strongest buy his potions
what the fuck dumb meme is this
>>338296195
What the fuck New York
>>338296945
non-mortals obviously
Potion seller should've just sold him the potions. He already warned him and the Traveler was still persistent.
Should've made an example out of him and let the Traveler seal his own fate.
>>338296945
apparently the anons in this thread think monsters and beasts barter to get potions
>>338296945
by that point he was just trying to get rid of him and was willing to say whatever just to get him out of the shop. He wasnt worthy and the Seller refused his services. Traveler should have fucking left, dude. It's like when I want my fat Ex girlfriend to leave after sucking my dick, i say more and more hateful stuff the longer she stays.
>>338297241
Maybe he's the reason why monsters sometimes drop potions? Monsters kill travelers to get money to buy his crazy potions or something.
Couldn't this all be solved by taking a smaller dosage?
>>338296945
me
>>338296945
Gods
>>338297585
>smaller dosage
You're not a real knight. A real knight only drinks the strongest potions!
Where the fuck is this guy at?
It's like he just vanishes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzSCsbtbiGQ
>>338297724
We'd still be drinking the strongest potions! We'd just be drinking a smaller amount so as to not kill ourselves.
>>338296652
That wasn't like Potion Seller at all.
>>338297585
>guys, I'm only going to breathe in just a puff of chlorine gas
>it won't kill me
>ITS A SMALL DOSAGE
>You know that snake that's venom stops hearts, but gives wicked erections?
>I'm only going to take a small dose
>What could go wrong?
>>338296945
>>338295047
Maybe he sells like one potion a month but it goes for a kings ransom obviously. He clearly sells epic level potions that a dragon, let a lone a man can handle, so only demigod heroes with max level could truly ingest these potions.
>>338292842
The traveler. Why the fuck didn't he listen to the potion seller? The potion seller clearly knows what his potions are capable of and the stupid traveler was too prideful to just walk away.
>>338297723
What does God need with a potion?
>this thread
Shit son I thought I was the only one who saw this
>>338298165
Mana, of course
>>338298165
think of it like roids
they need to go past the natty limit
>>338298229
Did...did you not see the view count?
If it's not 1 then you're probably not the only one.
Isn't this some stupid forced meme shit that came from youtube?
>>338296945
>>338297241
Only the strongest of beings.
You frogposters are among the weakest
>>338298229
Same. Tried to make similar threads two years ago but guess it hadnt caught on at the time.
>>338298339
Forced? No. Meme from YouTube? Yes.
>>338298165
To battle other gods, obviously
>>338298165
Ambrosia son!
>>338292842
I think the potion seller will get what is coming for him in the long run. He will go bankrupt if not even dragons can buy his potions, let alone a man.
>>338298339
>Forced
I barely see it, even when it was really popular.
>>338298339
this was "meme" before there were memes. God i hate internet nowdays. EVERYTHING is a meme.
>>338296652
Potion Seller's strongest potions are too weak for me. I need even stronger potions.
The potion seller.
Who the fuck opens shop and sells potions that are strong enough to kill a dragon?
Who's his demographic supposed to be then?
>>338298606
Witchers obviously
The fool on the left was obviously planning on using Potion Seller's potions for malicious intent.
>I'm going into battle and I NEED ONLY your STRONGEST potions.
Perhaps he was getting bullied by other stronger and more honorable knights since even a potion seller could gauge his prowess just by looking at him. He just wanted those potions for his petty revenge, which goes against an honorable knight's code.
>>338298606
>fight dragon
>throw potion into its maw
>it's fucking dead right there
WOW!
>>338298037
If you can actually measure the dose (and becomes more difficult the more powerful the substance is) then sure, go hadead.
>>338298606
only the strongest of heroes you absolute retard
>>338294374
the knight was going into battle, he was clearly up against a great foe, as he needed the strongest potions. He probably would have died in battle regardless
>>338298713
This. What if the traveller was going into battle against a dragon and he planned in tossing potions into the dragons mouth?
>>338298606
Suicidal dragons.
>>338298570
>this was "meme" before there were memes
>2011
Oh fuck off
>>338298570
>2011
>no memes
Right. There were no memes during that time. None.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u4tQlVRKD8
this is one of my favorite videos of his
>>338292842
couldn't the traveler have just told the potion seller that he was buying potions for a much stronger knight?
>>338298935
>>338298995
The were but i dont recall everybody using word meme when talking about some funny internet things.
What are some videogames where my momma give me a tomato soupa?
https://youtu.be/B6CqGpeIfbo
>>338299180
Regardless, this thread is trash and that video is unfunny.
>>338296212
It's not an insult. It's merely a fact.
>>338296652
>>338296652
>>338298296
>>338298372
I saw it fucking years ago and now its popping up again
Still funny as fuck
>>338294776
Can the african kings be able to survive the potion seller's potions?
>>338299887
Is that a gang?
>>338300012
we wuz kings and shet
He lost on a sale. There are presumably no laws restricting the sale of potions based on their strength, so there was nothing holding him back except his "morals". He'll never make it in the world of alchemy.
>>338292842
The Potion Seller. He was a bit rude but if the Traveler had gotten those potions, he would have died. Also potions are a dirty crutch.
>>338300448
>Not using potions
How's that months/years of natural healing working out for you?
>>338299620
>tumblr nose
Do you have a bride, /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHOphiWyVkI
>>338300448
>grindfag detected
I bet you never used a elixir, faggot
>>338292990
This. He'd be wasting his money.
The potion seller did him a favor.
He should have gone to someone who sells weaker potions.
>>338299180
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_Your_Meme
>>338292842
Traveller, the potion seller could have been all "lol caveat emptor", sold the potions anyway, and let the traveller die later
>>338300559
These potions are obviously give buffs to strength or dex or something, not HP potions
>>338300679
>what are healing salves
Also maybe he should hit the lvl requirement before buying high lvl items.
>>338292842
Pretty easy for the traveler to just walk away and find a different potion seller.
But the traveler had autism.
>>338296652
that's actually some pretty good acting
Why does the knight keep cracking up when talking to the potion seller?
>>338302116
He's holding back the tears of rejection.
>>338292842
traveller, potion seller reserves the right to refuse service
The knight was, even though he initially seems to be the victim.
The potion seller is protecting the knight from danger, knowing that the knight will harm himself if he sells him his potions. Despite being given a clear reasoning, the knight persists, refusing to heed the potion seller's warning. Knowing that the knight will still proceed, and ultimately kill himself, the potion seller could not sell him his potions in good conscience.
There is the possibility that the knight intended to do something with the potions other than consume them, but if this is the case, then he should have explained that to the potion seller.
The potion seller does come off as a bit of a dick at the end, but it's only well after the knight has made an unreasonable demand, refused to listen warnings and reason, and made a nuisance of himself after being refused service on the grounds that the correct service could not be rendered to him at that location. Prior to this, the potion seller is quite polite, and while he might have had low opinions of knights, he still began the conversation showing basic human respect, warning of potential dangers, and recommending alternatives.
Assuming that the potion seller is arguing in earnest, and not basing his opinion of the knight's fortitude on his low opinion of knights in general, he was doing an honorable thing by refusing him service, and given the way the conversation starts, I'm inclined to believe that he was.
In a perfect world, men like the potion salesman wouldn't exist
>>338299142
And lie to the potion seller? If you have to resort to lying, then you are clearly not one of the strongest, you are clearly one of the weakest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u4tQlVRKD8
>Yfw he's legit a really good singer.
Like fuck man, surprised me an awful lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzSCsbtbiGQ
I fucking love this thread.
>>338292842
Potion seller. If a man wants to buy a faulty product let him buy it. If you warn him it's faulty then you've done your due diligence.
>>338296652
>Dolores was the only one who ever gave him the time of day because his face was so off-putting to others
>>338298826
You won't even get to the battle if you're defeated by a mere potion.
>>338296195
>a dose of buckley
this is too meta.
>tfw he bout to drop the most fire album of 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHOphiWyVkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59JFycoBhnI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI0toLOYFww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzSCsbtbiGQ
It's quite obvious Potion Seller doesn't sell his own wears because he offers his services to the highest bidder. Think of it as those outlandish outfits you see in fashion shows. They aren't created to be worn, they're to show the capabilities of the creator. Potion Seller creates these ultimate potions to prove what he's capable, and then sells his service to some rich king or noble.
If he were to sell his potions himself, he'd lose money compared to the steady income of working for someone who is capable of marketing and distribution over a grand scale. It's greedy, but fair.
>>338303067
He even makes his own music videos with webcam effects, what an artist
>>338303067
holy shit this is great
>>338301961
Someone needs to make them in Black Desert or some other game with a good enough character creator.
>>338304194
These are amazing
>>338302926
do you think the potion seller has a potion to reverse being 100% a frog?
>>338292990
But the Seller could never sell any of those, because they kill even dragons. Does he have dragons as customers? I thought so. The seller was merely being racist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCzU9GAqcXo
The knight was probably just lying, he wanted to act tough so he could pick up chicks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3EgqIkLHes
>>338296041
>>338296178
That video is just as good as the Potion Seller video and I wish it got more attention.
Why the fuck is this guy so funny? He's just using a stupid fucking visual filter.
>>338293475
Did you mean: Oblivion
>>338296195
>>338303067
>this youtube meme artist has made a pop song and video better than some professionals
How
>>338305596
>stupid fucking visual filter
Hey. Don't talk to me like I'm some kinda chump, okay?
>>338306234
He's making a whole album >>338304194
>>338304673
black deserts creator looks impressive but you only really make minor changes. All the girls will have sameface and all the guys just have a complete lack of customizations options in general.
You can make the ranger fatter than any male class including giant
>>338306241
so, if someone happens to be strong enough to handle one of these potions, what do you think the effect would be ?
>>338308213
They would become even stronger
>>338299820
BIIIIG
BAAD
BEEE-TLE-BOORGSMETALLIX
>>338296945
dragon hitmen
>>338292990
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!
Get fucked, potion grabbers.
How do you know that the potion seller can be taken at face value? He claims they even kill dragons, so who would he sell them to?
