What are some games that remind you of your girlfriend?
Pic related.
>>338292221
>girlfriend
>>338292221
PS3 games,because both are non-existant.
>Vinty never changes expression
It's like IMDB again
>>338292497
heh
I have a boyfriend.
>>338292221
MMos because the only person i ever dated was online.
>>338292221
>Melbourne
wew
Final Fantasy X because I don't exist and I'll eventually die from kicking a mine I think is a Blitzball.
And my girlfriend is a half-breed with two eye colors and no strong personality except being nice and selfless, because I don't actually have a clear definition of something that doesn't exist but I assume she'd be amicable.
>>338293247
That's pretty gay, anon.
>>338292221
None. Having a gf is IMPOSSIBLE and probably a waste of time anyways.
>>338294004
>Having a gf is IMPOSSIBLE
False. You're being irrational.
>>338295073
No. I am being realistic. You will understand soon kid.
>>338292221
Is that vn and the first one good?
>>338294004
>Probably.
so youve never had one, well thats depressing
>>338292221
Dumb anime poster
>>338295920
Sure. For the first time it is. After a while, you realize your not missing much. I am 28 and kissless hugless virgin btw.
>>338292221
What games have a chunky fujoshi weeaboo
>>338293893
We're both straight, Anon.
>>338292221
>Draw Konata
>Give her black, non-anime hair
>Call it a different person
>>338296530
Yes, yes, feminine penis, we get it, the joke's not funny anymore, move on.
>>338292221
Why would I have a girlfriend?
I'm not a homosexual.
>>338292221
any game about junkies I guess
>>338293247
bitch, stop lyin'dumb-ass hooker ain't nothin' but a dyke
>>338292221
Overwatch
>>338296982
Western and gross. Seems acurrate.
>>338296701
I wonder, though. What percentage of /v/ is female?
>>338296673
Haha, brother, you know it.
>tfw you and I are both completely straight
>tfw we would both let a feminine penis explore our gooey love holes, caressing the inner flesh, popping and stretching and holding and rubbing our pucci holes
>>338297125
Best estimates say between 20-40%. I would say it's probably closer to 20%
>>338296597
Kurokona?
>>338296982
>thicc
>>338297125
Probably very close to 0%. Faggot posting thrives on /v/ because this board will ALWAYS take any bait.
>>338297231
What percentage of those are either fat whales, attention whores or have some kind of mental disorder?
>>338297125
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON /V/
NO GIRLS
ON /V/
>>338297231
We exist but this london meme has gotten out of hand so we don;t bring it up that often
i had abigbbwbbw girlfriend
she wasa bit/little too big though..
>>338297372
>so we don;t bring it up that often
Or maybe just because it's completely irrelevant to mention your gender for most posts / topics?
>>338297372
LONDON
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O
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>>338297361
Where do you think you are? 100%
>>338297498
Even when it is relevant
>>338297361
Probably around the same percentage as the males. So 100%.
>>338297690
L O N D O N
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>>338296701
you show em girlfriend ;)
Let me tell you about girlfriends, /v/. Let me FUCKING tell you.
Never ever have one. You think that girl that talked to you in class is interested in you? Fucking wrong, you goddamned loser. You browse /v/ all day why would anyone be interested in YOU? The truth is that the fucking bitch talks to everyone. She's friendly. She's a social butterfly. That bitch is interested in EVERYONE.
So don't go thinking some girl likes you just because she gave you a little attention. She gives everyone attention. Everyone thinks she's interested in them... And chances are she's interested in fucking them too...
>>338297372
Be grateful this is the new age of controlled internet violence, back in the day you would've gotten tits or gtfo.
>>338297372
can you precisely describe me how your underwear smells like after 3 days of no changing in the summer?
i need it for my homework.
>>338298142
Damn dude. That's some serious projecting you're doing there. Tell me more about this girl you are interested in. Did you even ask her out or did you chicken out and just have an awkward conversation with her one day?
>>338298142
Thanks dad but I know it was you that cheated on mom
>>338298170
Surely /b/ still spams tits or gtfo whenever a supposed girl is around, right?
>>338298142
Nice, good to see you finished up 10th grade and can finally put to writing that vague concept of behavior you noticed last year and throughout middle school.
You'll meet up with the rest of society eventually. All it takes is time. For real. You'll get there.
>>338298142
>any time someone of the opposite sex talks to me, it means they are interested in me
Are there actually people who think that way? Does the concept of being friends in a non-romantic sense even exist to you people?
>>338298593
Men and women can't be friends.
>>338298593
To be fair, it doesn't exist with a LOT of adults either.
>>338298232
salty milk and coins
Dota 2, after 45 minutes neither one of us are satisfied
>>338298232
it smells like holidays.
>>338298701
Only because they aren't even willing to try, because that exact train of thought is ingrained in their heads.
>>338298170
This. LONDON is a cultured man's meme. Enjoy it while you can ladies.
>>338298593
>Non-romantic opposite sex relationships
Unless you are literally asexual or gay this kind of relationship can't exist. Humans were made for the sole purpose of passing on their genes. You can pretend that you don't want to fuck the other to look like you have some sort mythical control over your dick or a thriving social life like 99% of Facebook normies but deep down you know the truth.
>>338298795
>>338298593
>Does the concept of being friends in a non-romantic sense even exist to you people?
i don't get it.
>>338298864
Yeah by our own body's biology.
You can only be truly friends with someone whom you're not sexually attracted to.
Half-Life 3
>>338298905
>>338298981
Is it really that hard for humans to control their body? Do you have no will of your own?
>>338297372
Get out
>>338299049
subtle kek
>>338292221
>girlfriend
God Hand
>>338299064
Not unless you're Buddha himself.
>>338299064
no .
hats why im a neet that masturbates daily
>>338297690
>relevant
It never is.
>>338298981
So an ugly man and an ugly woman can be friends
Or a handsome man and an ugly woman
>>338299064
Can you stop yourself from getting tired? From sleeping? From eating?
Do you live on a diet of herbs and bread?
Of course you're not going to attempt to fuck every woman you talk to, and you might not even be interested in some women because you already have a girlfriend, but the imperative is always there deep inside your body. We are slaves to the flesh, and unless you're willing to castrate yourself, so are you.
Super Mario 64, because when I'm with her I want to argue that an "a press" is an "a press" and that there there are no "half presses" that's absurd
>>338299276
Yes, but the handsome man will have her in his friendzone.
>>338298981
I'm best friends with someone who I am attracted to. 8 years so far and no issues.
As long as you're up front and honest with your feelings and trust each other then its not bad or awkward or anything.
I'm attracted to men and most of my friends are men and it hasnt been an issue at all.
Dark Souls 3 cause I pickle her pee in jars
>>338299276
>So an ugly man and an ugly woman can be friends
No, because their standards are lower and they'd be more willing to fuck each other.
>Or a handsome man and an ugly woman
No because the ugly woman will want to fuck the handsome man.
Both parties need to not lust after the other, just one isn't enough, you need two to tango.
>>338299064
>Do you have no will of your own?
There's no such thing as "will"
Will is a fictitious term used to control our base desires, much like a lot of other things concocted by society in order to control the masses. Marriage teaches you to be faithful but that's just so we don't keep churning babies even more excessively than people already are. Faithfulness, virginity, willpower; there's no such thing. Just sex.
>>338299423
It's not a problem, because you're a faggot and your friends aren't.
The thought of intercourse between themselves and you doesn't cross their mind because they're not fucking gay like you are, retard.
>>338299610
So what about celibacy?
What about willingly never having sex?
>>338299610
>Faithfulness, virginity, willpower; there's no such thing. Just sex.
That guy is a retard, but you're not gonna prove anything by saying even more retarded things.
>>338299423
Sounds like you're a gay self-cuck, so that's typical behavior for degenerates like you.
Alternatively, if you're female, you're submissive and irrational so again that's typical.
>>338299542
Wrong.
An ugly chick still won't fuck an ugly guy because she thinks fucking twilight vampire prince will safe her.
We broke up last week, so this
>>338299701
Choosing to not have sex just means you're asexual.
>>338299660
Making a lot of assumptions there
Well what if your friends with a woman who is in a happy relationship are her sexual desires are fulfilled. Would it be possible to be friends then?
>>338299841
Easy way to spot someone who's never been in a relationship. Women don't care as much about "beauty" as men do, they want confident men, successful men or just money.
I've seen lots of women dating what would be considered ugly but outgoing men.
>>338299610
This is an oversimplification. There is in fact a biological component to will called self-control created by a properly functioning pre-frontal cortex. However it only governs one's ability to stave off short term self indulgent behavior for future gains. So the reality is that any opposite sex relationships that aren't actively sexual are just an attempt at a longer game.
Someone already said Half Life 3
But its very accurate for me, it should have happened years ago, I now know it probably wont ever happen, and im not even sure if I have the faculties left to make such a thing happen
>>338299879
You'll probably see her again.With her new bf.
>>338298142
But mywifeis just as much of an autist as I am :(At least we can't produce autist offspring
Silent Hills or STALKER 2.
;_;
>>338296597
i was worried this was going to devolve into cebruz shitposting for a second there
>>338300214
>>338299879\
He's probably going to satisfy her in ways you can't even imagine too. All those little things she used to do for you, she'll be doing them for him.
>>338299610
you're stupid, take a philosophy of self class
TOR, they're both huge failures that I'd rather not remember playing
>>338300019
>So the reality is that any opposite sex relationships that aren't actively sexual are just an attempt at a longer game.
There are however people who have refused sexual relationships for their entire lives, so it shows that pre-frontal cortex is capable of staving off short-term gains for a period longer than the human lifepsan.
>>338299610
>Faithfulness, virginity, willpower; there's no such thing.
>tfw not a virgin anymore
Thanks, /v/!
>>338300391
>Your school of philosophy is different from my philosophy ur dum
>>338300440
>HEH. YEAH BRO. I TOTALLY DUMPED THAT WHORE. HAHA. YEAH. I'M SUCH AN ALPHA AND SHE WAS SUCH A DRAG.
>Heh.. yeah I'm so cool... oh god I'm so lonely. I miss her so much. Why did she have to dump me.
Is there a game that has a girl who is a socially retarded hikkineet with a mental capacity of a prepubescent girl?
That would remind me of mine.
>>338297125
About 5%.
>>338300610
good argument
>>338300610
Not that guy but you have no school of philosophy, you just threw around terms together without meaning. You can't just claim that several different things unrelated to each other (willpower and virginity?) don't exist without any justification and expect people to treat you seriously. The post is just plain uneducated, and I'm not saying this as an insult, philosophy is a more valuable read than most people think and if you're interested in it then I really recommend picking up some books, because it's impossible for a single man to think up all the concepts that humanity has been debating for thousands of years.
>>338300082
same.
It will all get better soon. You dont need a gf.
>>338300574
Virginity really doesn't mean anything. Nothing of value can be found from the act of just "not having sex" or more broadly "not having done X". People value virginity because it's an indicator that the partner will likely be more loyal to you but if your girl took in a trillion dicks and still behaved like Mother Teresa nobody would ever even know.
>>338300981
Philosophy itself is a useless concept. It's debated for thousands of years because there is no right or wrong answer to any of it. It's just a way of interpreting things.
>>338301026
>but if your girl took in a trillion dicks and still behaved like Mother Teresa nobody would ever even know.
Except the fact that you don't take a trillion dicks while acting like Mother Teresa. Not to mention her loose vagina.
Sure in your idealistic perfect world we can pretend there are chicks who have been absolute sluts, but one day can decide "no more" and do a 180 on their personality while they're dating you.
Reality is harsher however, if people could change that easily there'd be no one unsatisfied with themselves
>>338301026
>People value virginity because it's an indicator that the partner will likely be more loyal to you
This is wrong. A girl with fewer experiences will cheat on you easier.
That's all irrelevant anyway, the only thing that matters with losing your virginity is the confidence boost.
>>338292221
Half-life 3
>>338300475
>There are however people who have refused sexual relationships for their entire lives
Under the delusions of a greater reward after death, yes. But that was always a comforting lie.
>>338301265
Spoken like someone who never opened a book in his life.(Outside of obligatory highschool reads)
There is a reason most scientists in the past were also philosophers but any explanations I'd try to give will just fall on deaf years since you've already made up your mind it seems. That's fine though, if your only experience with philosophy is your fellow college graduates who took a course and started quoting Nietzsche then I guess I can sympathize with your position.
>girlfriend
What a waste of time
>>338301525
Buddhism is not about afterlife it's about reaching permanent death.
>>338301619
Yes, you can continue to hold philosophy with such high regards than what it really is since it's clear you have already spent lots of time and money on it. Can't have that buyer's remorse getting to you at this point.
>>338301375
Literally every study says otherwise.
>>338301738
That distinction isn't as important as you would like to think and judging by the number of Buddhists doesn't overcome trait level reproductive drive. It's also an oversimplification of their doctrine and doesn't consider other facets of their faith.
>>338301859
There is a thing called libraries you know, and even beyond that there's plenty of internet PDFs, knowledge is so cheap and free in this age I really don't know where you're getting at.
Especially since the more renowned books are freely distributed since their authors are long dead.
Still it's rare to see someone so proud of being illiterate.
>>338301265
>useless concept
It's so useless that it created the very foundations of scientific learning, right? Our current war of ideals with Rawlsian Social Justice proves you wrong and that philosophy still pervades our society.
>>338302024
I could literally make that chart in Microsoft Excel(tm) in 10 minutes, since I'm not good at it.
Post study.
It's also slightly irrelevant to our point, which is cheating.
Women should had never been allowed to use the internet. Let alone video games.
>>338302235
Post the one with Hitler.
>>338292221
>western "anime"
DELET THIS
>>338302394
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1741-3737.2003.00444.x/abstract
http://s3.amazonaws.com/thf_media/2003/pdf/Bookofcharts.pdf
You can also try these:
Kahn, J., & London, K. (1991). Premarital sex and the risk of divorce. Journal of Marriage and the Family
Whyte, M. (1990). Dating, mating, and marriage. New York: Random House
You're probably not going to find any data on likelihood of infidelity as a function of the number of sexual partners. Not like you provided anything to back up the claim anyway.
This thread is getting cringier by the post.
>>338292221
>Tfw I rejected that chubby girl in high school because I though I could do better
>4 years later I'm a kissless virgin with no friends
>She has been living a fullfiling life with her boyfriend based on her facebook posts
I should already end it
>>338303219
>judging one's life by facebook posts
She may well have it worse than you.
>>338302901
That's true, it's empirical deduction.
Setting cheating aside, virginity well in the 20s, messes up women even worse than men. The sex is also horrible.
Unless your girl is below 18, there's no real reason to go for a virgin.
>>338297231
>20-40%
You're out of your fucking mind, even if those numbers were applied to mainstream gaming(with mobileshit excluded, of course) they're fucking ludicrous.
>>338303346
I really doubt she could be worse than me, she has photos of travels and shit with her bf while I only get out the house to either work or drink
>>338303371
>virginity well in the 20s, messes up women even worse than men
[citation needed]
Actually successful people seem to lose their virginity later. For example:
>By the age of 19, 80% of US males and 75% of women have lost their virginity, and 87% of college students have had sex. But this number appears to be much lower at elite (i.e. more intelligent) colleges. According to the article, only 56% of Princeton undergraduates have had intercourse. At Harvard 59% of the undergraduates are non-virgins, and at MIT, only a slight majority, 51%, have had intercourse. Further, only 65% of MIT graduate students have had sex.
>The sex is also horrible.
Oh, it's this retarded argument again. I'll just quote myself.
>Inexperience isn't a problem in long term relationships. Sure, she will suck at it for the first few times, but eventually she will learn. I imagine you'd plan to be with her for decades, so if the first weeks of bad sex turn you off from it, I don't know what to tell you.
>If you were to want someone good at sex right off the bat, you'd have to go with either someone who had been in a long term relationship previously, or a slut with dozens if not hundreds of partners (and a huge slut might not even be good at sex). The problem with the former is that there is a chance that she will start craving her ex back. How many stories have you heard of that shit? It happens a lot. The problem with the latter is that you're marrying a slut. There is a bunch of research on the subject, showing that women with more sexual partners have less stable marriages, some of it already posted in this thread. And any girl with a modest amount of experience won't be any better at sex than a virgin after a week or two of sex.
>>338303770
Who the fuck cares of you go out or not, what's with this normalfag mentality that if you don't do normalfag things you're a failure.
>>338303786
>Actually successful people seem to lose their virginity later.
>it's actually people who got into elite colleges
Are you retarded?
And do you really want to settle down with the first woman that fulfills your dumb virginity standard? Do you realise she's gonna cheat on your sorry ass with the first more attractive male that hits on her?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dragon's Dogma 2.
>>338304424
Reverse psychology, if people got actually non-meme non-buzzword redpilled off it the world would stop. See
>U pretend u dun care cuz u no gulrz dun wont u
>>338304554
Statistically a less loose woman will stick with her SO significantly longer, and it is not due to the experience, more to the fact dick is free, therefore she's valuing her skinship more. Giving it left and right means you don't care, so when tied to a leash you'll be wanting to break free and go back to shake your ass.
>>338304717
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>338304424
Becuase I feel really lonely and bad? not everyone is comfortable with the neet life, I wish I was, it's just feel like wasting the gift of life for me.
>>338305542
>not everyone is comfortable with the neet life
But you're not even a NEET, you said you were working.
>it's just feel like wasting the gift of life for me
So you're a failed normalfag then?
>>338306174
>failed normalfag
Not the guy you're having your conversation with but I've seen this word getting thrown around a lot around here and yet I'm still not entirely certain what exactly does it mean.
But from what I've gathered a failed normalfag
is someone who is self-conscious/not autistic enough, to be aware that perhaps having a close friend or two would one feel a bit better?
>>338305061
Doesn't matter how likely it is due to some charts. As soon as Chad comes along with his nice huge cock, she'll forget your tiny wiener in no time ;^)
So where are the games?
>>338307795
>enters an obvious b8 shitposting thread
>but lelor where are da gamesXD!111!1
Just fuck off.
>>338307471
>is someone who is self-conscious/not autistic enough, to be aware that perhaps having a close friend or two would one feel a bit better?
It has nothing to do with autism. It's someone that wants to be a normalfag but wallows in self-pity instead of actually changing something. If you want to go full /r9k/ depression mode then go ahead, but don't start bitching about "muh social life, I don't go out anymore" as if that was such a big deal.
He didn't mention anything about having friends either
>>338307795
Who bitch is this?
>>338308217
What constitutes as being a normalfag?
>>338308662
Someone who enjoys normalfag activities such as superficial socializing, parties, etc
>>338307551
Chad can do that to yankees like you, not from me from the yellow area. And, despite having a dick the literal same size as listed in the chart, I am a wizard. If you still think going around flapping your cock can get you anywhere you need a reality check or you need to stop reading gook porn.
>>338308662
Longing for normalfag things is the first sign. You can be introverted and being fine by yourself, asocial, "I wish I was at home shitposting on vee" and all that, or you can sulk because you don't have money to buy a car and clothes and a smartphone to get a gf and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD6PqT3LjQk
all night. Failed normalfags increased in number after the world economy crisis, people who wanted to fit in at all costs but the lack of money set them back, so they ended up being half-outcasts.
>>338309193
to me*
>>338292221
>games
>girlfriend
>>338309135
>superficial socializing
Like we're doing just now?
>>338309193
>You can be introverted and being fine by yourself
Dunno about you, but if I didn't have this place to serve as a social crutch I'd feel even shittier. No man is an island.
>>338310115
>Like we're doing just now?
No, in person. I wouldn't call anonymous "discussion" socializing either, but that's beside the point
>>338310328
socialize
>to talk to and do things with other people in a friendly way
While the latter part might not be true for us, kek, we all here are effectively socializing, given that we're communicating with each other.
>>338311075
Fuck off pseudo intellect. I hate you.
>>338299610
tips fedora
>>338311075
That's why I said in person. Normalfags don't indulge in things like these for the most part
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