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Omg ur a gamuur too? Wowi!
>>338244907
>This cake is so delicious and moist!
>>338247779
>not porptal edit
>>338247779
Why does my prostate hurt? ...oh right, cancer.
>>338248448
That's a spicy meat-a-ball!
>>338245567
>about to get stabbed
>gets a massive hard-on
>>338248804
Its his arm
>>338248735
incredulousAndConfusedBlackMan.jpg
How's your girlfriend doing Arthur?
LOL
>>338249346
That's a big Chen
>>338249587
you got me
>>338245438
Nina never fucked Kazuya
>>338249761
>No dick
Dropped
I II
II I_
>>338249575
Is this a speedrun out something?
>>338250525
>eastern helm with elite knight top
what abomination of fashion is this
>>338249205
I love how the actual 1983 joust world champion was actually a guy.
>>338247614
Happens to me all the time but because I have tinnitouse
>>338250470
>Giving them defender
Sneaky bastard.
>>338248071
Women don't have prostates
>>338249810
>hanging out with my torch holding hollow bro
>torchbro walks into this room
>"I warned you"
Fucking hell nigga
>>338248284
Keked at the PS3/360 dogs just yapping around like that
>>338251208
Lol i have the picture for few years now and i never realized that
>>338247779
If I was at a party the last people I'd approach to talk about games with is someone with a rockstar or fallout shirt on.
>>338251030
right in the feels
>>338244907
>9gag tier meme
>obscure
>>338251160
>>338249629
>those hair styles on the last pattern
Oh shit nigger, what are you doing?
>>338251361
The comic is older than 9gag you colossal nigger
>>338250964
this is the future we chose.
>>338251473
Fuck off Arthur
>>338251473
Go shill some amiibo somewhere turdsmearer.
>>338244907
>>338245567
is this seriously a one joke series?
>all these newfags itt
And they told me neo/v/ didn't exist
>>338251823
>Very Funny
>Fuck you.
>>338251823
Who the fuck thinks glassing someone means giving them a drink? I never even heard of the phrase before TWAU and I still immediately knew what it meant.
Not really obscure, but I like this image.
How has that degenerate comic with the sillicone penis has not been posted yet
>>338252158
This is great. Is the word out yet on whether Pro Skater 5 is shit?
>>338251065
>dude the music in all these games is so much alike
>duude what if there's only one vidya music writer in the world??
>his whole collected works is like "beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
>duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
I got it too, it's annoying as fuck, more so than I thought it would be when I blasted music way too loud right onto my eardrums fun fact science doesn't know what the fuck the problem is
>>338251938
I don't know, even if you don't know the expression it makes sense. Elbowing someone means hitting them with your elbow. Same thing here.
lol, get it? arrow in the kneee, get it?
it means getting married? get it?
>>338252090
Too much internet ruined her fun. That's kind of sad.
>>338251732
ohhhh yeah
>>338250456
how is this a dark or demon's souls comic you doublefag
>>338253267
It's dragons dogma you shitlord
>>338252908
I actually like this comic. I mean the art is shit and the message it's trying to convey is fucking retarded, but I like it because you can read it in a completely different way than the one intended by the author. Instead of agreeing with that poorly drawn woman that looks like she's made of play-doh, you actually feel sorry for her because she can't enjoy simple things anymore.
>>338253325
yeah no shit cockmongler
>>338253415
You're a fucking retard. Why ask if you know the fuckin answer? Oh yeah
>Shit dead thread
>>338253347
I agree, it does allow for both these messages, although it's kind of clear which one was "intended". As such, it's not necessarily a good comic, because it failed to communicate its message
>>338248448
>I chuckled at Weegee
Time to hang myself, bye bye
>>338248347
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APo7805Yzhk
>>338253476
ask what, what the fuck are you on about. Someone is posting demon and dark souls comics but one of the comics is clearly from dragon's dogma
calling me a retard, but I still need to explain this to you
>>338253669
>fuck formatting, nobody's gonna take a look at it anyway
>>338244907
>Age of empire
>Obscure
Sure feels like summer here
>>338245438
This feels strangely nostalgic, huh..
>>338253630
....it's an video game comic thread, not a dark souls thread
>>338253871
> Dark&Demon's 125.png
>.....
You're trying too hard
>>338245438
>translating ktomaczas shit to english
kurwa
>>338249374
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DISGUSTING THING?! DELETE THIS!
>>338254051
it's just PS controllers, calm down. They probably also have an XBox
>>338253630
The thread isn't made explicitly for those you goddamn retarded autist. Kill yourself, no one wants you around. Not here and not at your home either.
>>338254149
Check the fucking filename
>>338249374
>Tfw you will never have a cute girl play with you while she sits in your lap and teases your dick when she beats you
>>338254224
or beats your dick when she teases you
>>338251732
>original
But it's not one with breaking neck
>>338254149
>>338253871
>phoneposters
>>338253970
>FOOTDIVE
>Not FOOTFOOTDIVE
So close
>>338254805
He'd really prefer if she'd be quiet.
>>338254798
Why?
>>338254952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmBujlq_Pw0
>>338249587
Yeah, that´s really sad.
>>338255001
as lame as firebrand + amaterasu is, it's still 100 times better than zero virgil
>>338247779
if you're at a party and you're talking to the nerds and "gamers", you're doing it wrong.
>>338255081
why? Person on the bottom looks considerably happier. What ever it takes, no?
>>338249205
but the 1983 world joust champion was a dude
also, why be a dick to someone cosplaying morrigan. i'd want to fug her.
>>338255504
>I was present when this was first posted.
Getting old
>>338248735
Classic.
>>338255001
Jesus fucking sixty niggers in the ass and face Christ
That is the coolest shit I have ever witnessed
Dear god why did no one tell me something so incredibly hype existed
>>338251732
>>338252090
Who watches a movie in this position?
>>338255806
someone who's deeply into yoga and new age
>>338252090
shit, nobody tell her about the classics of literature, or she'll be livid
>>338245567
N-NANI?
>>338255879
looks more like her reaction is sadness, not anger. Also, it's rooted in nostalgia. No matter how much you may think she's an old hag, she's not a couple hundred years old
>>338255504
u jelly of my physique?
>>338255424
that happiness is transient and shallow, and when it is over it´s worse than before.
And that is before the person could feasibly find out how not-good the game is, or before you factor in that games can never help you with an actual depression.
>>338253669
10/10 yog-shototh aproves
This has vidya and copious amounts of autism/fucked up fetishes inside. Who else is familiar with it?It has something like 450+ pages by now.
>>338256073
source?
>>338256034
>that happiness is transient and shallow
the alternative to that person being?
>when it is over it´s worse than before.
DLC
>games can never help you with an actual depression
They can not cure it, or improve things. They can mask the unbearable though. If that's all the person is looking for, why not?
>>338252513
I shouldnt have laughed, but I did.
>>338256267
sadly not accurate anymore
>>338256073
The fuck am I looking at?
>>338252898
holy shit, does it? I never thought of that
>>338248071
>The two girls are the only ones not hyped by the game
Perfect representation of gender in videogames
>>338252867
I actually like this.
Why is Pokemon lore so stupid?
>>338253669
>that occasional glimps of a Baron of Hell
>>338254224
>when she beats you
Never gonna fucking happen you casual piece of shit
>>338256320
450 page comic drawn by one autist. it features one indiean boy, Wile E Coyote and some bald english guy participating in 'Death Games'. They rape and suffocate a shitload of furry chicks, rope a disturbing amount of random black girls and women along with a lot of female anime/cartoon/vidya characters. I would post more but none of the pages are sfw.
>>338256156
It is called "Death Games", you should fine it by that on e-hentai.
>>338255494
>Snake you kike! you forgot to protect yourself!
everytime
>>338247614
One time, I took so much caffeine I had audio hallucinations, so the music was in my head after I turned the game off.
>>338254224
>beats you
Are you some kind of filthy casual or something? Losing to a girl in a videogame is pretty pathetic desu.
>>338254923
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02yL7thM6s9
>>338248071
>The fucking dead guy at the sofa
Every time
>>338256727
maybe he is some sortof faggot who gets off on being physically beaten to a pulp
>>338256657
how much is "so much"?
3 liters?
>>338249374
Vriska is worst girl
>>338256867
Thats pretty degenerate but its still okay.
I'm afraid he was talking about her beating him in vidya though.
>>338256575
So it's like tails gets trolled except made by a legit autist
>>338255879
dont worry senpai i got u
>>338256575
>It is called "Death Games", you should fine it by that on e-hentai.
Damn it. I wasn't expected such a horrible things
>>338257094
whoops i was fu cking retarded lets try that again
Did someone just delete all the chens from this thread?
faggot mods not knowing what's good
>>338256267
lmao 2cat
>>338255001
>first Doom combo KO
>pretty lame and simple
>Firebrand gets taken out in later round
>Doom is played absolutely brutal
The flip from just winning to 100% Rad was too much
>>338257280
I was just in the middle of reading it.
Wow, we were having fun and then this faggot mod shows up.
>>338250675
Yes. If you understand the joke it's funny.
It's like the "LOL 2CAT" thing.
>>338252435
audiologist here, you are wrong and I'd love to help you but I gotta go to work.
If you make a tinnitus thread on /fit/ in 4 hours i'll answer you questions
>>338257315
>First KO lame and simple
Most of the match was BnB, but goddamn that hidden missile finish is so hype it gives me whiplash
>>338257418
Janitors are supposed to remain anonymous faggot. You want to lose your one position of minor authority forever bub?
>>338257418
>t. Janitor.
Hotpocket this!
*unzips dick*
>>338251938
>Who the fuck thinks glassing someone means giving them a drink?
This. I've always been confused by this meme. Do these people have an elementary school vocabulary level or something?
>>338257645
>about to ask
>read filename
>still don't get it
>>338257280
>>338257393
>mods
more like janitors, a mod would have purged the thread already. new janitors just got in, so obviously there'll be people like that faggot.
>>338257841
I want to dominate Zarya
>>338257280
Based as fuck mod.
>>338257802
A WoW worgen has a human and wolf form you can switch between. You spend most of your time in the wolf form since you can't fight as human.
He customized his wolf form and was surprised by the ugly human form.
>>338257280
Ideally he would also track down and kill whoever posted them. But I guess this is acceptable.
>>338257802
never played the game, but aren't worgen like werewolves? So the player made this bad-ass worgen, and either forgot about the human form, or the human form and the werewolf form are connected, and hence the human form for that bad-ass wolf looks like a pimpled accountant
>>338257908
Oh, I see. Thank you my dude.
>>338256321
Think about it. You go down on one knee to propose. The guard had to stop being an adventurer not because of an injury, but because he needed a more stable and secure job to support his family
>>338257645
>>338257802
In WoW editing features on a worgen character also sets the features for their human form, sometimes in a completely confusing fashion. Braids on the werewolf can translate into a bald head on the human form etc. The comic is dumb because you can actually fucking check how either form will look like in-game beforehand.
>>338257802
It's actually that when you start your Worgen, you don't have a Worgen form and play as a human for a bit. The creator of the comic was obviously nonplussed by this fact.
>>338244907
Pic unrelated, I assume?
>>338257841
HNNNNG
>>338244907
Just say "LOL thread" like everyone else.
>>338258323
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>338257645
>idontgeit
your character isn't a worgen immediately after character creation, instead you become one during the worgen prologue, however you can't control the appearance of your human form.
>>338258224
No. Board culture is cancer and so are you.
>>338250937
>implying he didn't get a sex change
>>338258323
Get the fuck out, that is not real.
>>338248071
>you still think of the 90s when you hear "10 years ago"
>>338258642
Look familiar.
>>338255749
Because you'll never be good at it.
Haha
>>338256073
why are they battling in front of a giant magic eye picture?
>>338255495
>also, why be a dick to someone cosplaying morrigan. i'd want to fug her.
he wants to fuck her but he's spilling his spaghetti so hard he comes off like an abrasive dick without meaning to
happens to me all the time
that's like half the reason i don't have friends
the other half is because i'm really boring and unlikeable
please let me die
>>338257175
>literature totally free from bias
>>338252064
This was pretty good anon.
>>338244907
In what world is that obscure? Literally everyone i know has played age of empires at one stage or another.
>>338245567
KURWA
>>338248413
i get the vn this is referencing, but what is the underlying template from? what show? seems familiar
>>338257175
This is a satirical work, right?
>>338259393Yes, thankfully.
>>338245438
>PSX Extreme
I loved that Cloud/Squall piss joke.
>>338251938
1. Planetary bombardment rendering the surface of a planet with a rocky core molten like glass
2. Britbong slang meaning to hit someone in the head with a glass object
>>338259489
The fact that it's so hard to tell is worrying
>>338258878
So a berserk joke?
>>338248804
Fuck I lost it
>>338259358
Karl Pilkington
>>338254224
>when she beats you
Domestic violence is no joke, anon.
>>338259489
That's what I figured from the tone, but I see too much of this shit spoken in earnest.
>>338259842
I know.
I take my kinks very seriously, motherfucker.
>>338259948
Why is he the greatest?
>>338255976
HOLY MAXIMUM KEK
>>338259708
>>338259917
What's even worse is that the book originally came out in '94, satarizing it then. Now 20+ years later, its come to a point where the joke is becoming reality.
>>338259747
Might also be a MonHun joke or something.
>>338260128
i want off this ride
>>338244907
Ahah i get thej oke since im a gamer. Never played the game though but I'll watch a lets play of it one day xD
>>338255001
the fact this 100 percent stunlock on even tributes is even possible makes this game the shittiest fighting game behind mortal kombat
>>338255976
Hah, that's actually pretty subtle. Got a chuckle out of me even though that meme has been ran to the ground.
>>338259747
No, a BAHZERKAH joke.
>>338260610
>tfw berzercar
>>338249587
>>338260103
whats the original?
>>338249205
HAHA TAKE THAT GAMERGATE MISOGYNIST. GURL GAMERS DO IT FOR THE PASSION!!!
>>338249119
Literally every RPG ever.
>>338256928
I took pills. Beats me, a lot.
>>338260715
>her
>her
>her
>>338260726
The text is fake
>>338249629
breast envy best envy
>>338260128
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
>>338260218
Fair point
>>338260780
Im sure she had the purest of intentions...
>>338249205
I haven't seen the edit in so long, does anyone have it?
It's not that great, it's just a line the grill game says saying "Oh, I don't play video games"
>>338260713
He was one of the best parts of that series.
My love for him is like some articulated lorry.
>>338252898
wife gets an arrow to the back of the knee maybe if you kno what i mean ;^)
>>338256405
Because the point of the game is cock fighting with super flashy monsters not having a believable setting and interesting plot.
>>338257841
Well time to fap I guess.
>>338257645
Here's a better punchline
Goldshire inn
>>338258957
>please let me die
No, I much prefer you to suffer out the rest of your life.
>>338251938
You'd be surprised, a lot of people thought it meant they were gonna give the guy a drink.
>>338261967
a lot of people are fucking idiots
>>338259948
>>338260068
this whole series was pretty good, same goes for mr. bathroom jerker
This censoring nazi mod deleting chen and other 4chan related comics is pretty pathetic. But loss in every variation is okay, huh
>>338263224
Not every variation
>>338247609
>>338247779
Every time you post it, I die a little bit
>>338252064
kek
>>338263224
Gotta work hard your first days as janitor so you can slack off once you made a good impression.
>>338258807
I do this. I do this every damn day. :(
>>338264631
who the fuck is using the phrase "10 years ago" on you daily?
bait
>>338259948
>>338260068
i did not expect a series called molester man to make me feel emotion
too bad recommending it is hard cause its called fucking molester man, i hate having to tell people its not porn
>>338255001
It should be legal in fighting game tournaments to turn to the player next to you and fucking punch them in the face if they pull shit like this like.
>>338247779
>this comic is 5 years old
i've been on here for far too long to remember it as a "new loss"
>>338264717
My psychiatrist. It's not a pretty situation, anon, but the courts say I have to go if I'm to ever be forgiven for... the incident.
>>338264868
>not wife's son
>>338265408
>implying you can tell
race is a social construct.
>>338249884
Just like you were when you were born!
>>338249629
>2005 has see-through hair.
He remembered in 1999 but fluffed it on that one.
>>338260459
>subtle
It's literally a skeleton wearing the skyrim helmet and an arrow in his knee. What is subtle about it?
>>338266321
>hadoken copyright
jesus fucking christ
>>338261794
The only reason why i am even playing this game anymore, Thanks Moonguard
>>338260715
Pretty sure this was the original
>>338262707
well if they're playing a fucking VN about crippled girls then that's already a given
>>338266321
hOLYU SHIT LE MEME BLAST ATTACJK CANT BELIEVE IT SO MUICH REFERNCE TO MY GEEK CULTURE XDXDXDXDXDXDXX MY SIDES R IN NORBIT
>>338266714
DELETE THIS. We dont like this kind of people here
>>338251938
Well in the story that guy just told you a really heartfelt story about something and all you want to do is comfort the guy
Usually in a bar setting the first thing you'd do is buy someone a drink
In this context it was easy to assume it meant to buy the guy a drink since your first thought isn't to fuck this guy up even though out of context that's exactly what it sounds like.
>>338249965
I never got this joke. Could someone explain?
>>338258807
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
>>338267262
Ever played Dwarf Fortress?
>>338267424
Nah. Might explain why I don't get it then.
>>338247779
This is one of my favorite stripes.
>>338249587
>using videogames as escapism for your mental illness
HOWARD FAGS
>>338266321
You can read this is any order and it'll still be better than the original
>>338265346
w-what incident?
>>338244907
I can fap to that comic
>>338251656
I think it was a throwback.
>>338260459
OH YEAH, REALLY SUBTLE. AN ACTUAL FUCKING CORPSE WITH THE SERIES HELMET AND AN ARROW ON THE KNEE IS REALLY SUBTLE!
>>338260459
Your next line will be "I was only pretending to be retarded!"
>>338267556
It's a reference to this. In dorf fort, cats breed like mad, sometimes creating situations where every available space is filled by cats
>>338266780
who the fuck wrote this? jeez its horrible english
>>338268304
It reminds me of those "foreverial delitized" things
>>338267975
That's got to be one of the most obscure jokes I've ever seen. Thanks m8.
>>338269194
>2kat
>obscure
Yeah, maybe if you're a newfag.
>>338269194
fucking newfags REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>338265671
no shit
>>338256657
DUDE, CAFFEINE
LOL
>>338270024
But that's the truest form of love, the love two spess mhreens share for their emperor.
>>338269794
Step up your game, senpai
>>338252428
what year is it?
>>338270048
I recognize that mushrooms-towel.
LOL
>>338270465
im trying ma best
>>338252064
>the fucking egg cutter
>>338252513
SUCC
>>338249374
Please delete this it makes me feel lonely
>>338248621
This is legit me and my lady at times.
Sometimes I wonder how I even get laid.
>>338270598
I see Loss
>>338270468
Kek
>>338271540
You keep grandfather clocks in your pocket?
>>338266775
>MULTI-ENEMY CONVERSION!!!
>>338271735
>WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm through.
>>338270628
Nigga what the fuck
>>338258473
>you can't control the appearance of your human form.
you can tho - and you literally can't miss it because your human form is standing right behind the wolf form
>>338270024
since spess marines are chemically gelded, them kissing would in fact be a 0% sexual expression of camaraderie
>>338262707
Or a lot of people aren't from Britain or familiar with British slang, you sheltered cunt
>>338271754
I have no idea what possible use I'll ever have for this, but I know I'll regret it if I don't save it
>>338272639
It's not even British slang, it's fucking obvious what it means. Seek help anon.
>>338272313
post the 'what you see vs what is happening' with regards to looking down
>>338265671
>such a stupid cuck he let it happen twice
What is wrong with people?
>>338272742
Man that always took me out of the game
>Fight a bunch of enemies
>Buff my party with all the good stuff
>Suddenly audience with the king
>my character is fully armed, covered in blood, glowing like a super saiyan while calmly holding conversation in front of royalty
>>338273126
mustn't forget ladders
>>338273054
at least they fixed it in the expansion pack campaign
kinda
>>338268304
It's by Circumsoldier from Broteam. He's Ukrainian and made a pgood YouTube series out of these.
It hilarious because it always sounds like he's making up some drunken rant, when later it turns out he's quoting classical Russian literature.
>>338252736
Fisting.
>>338271540
You don't but you do lie about it on the internet and say words like legit while making reddit jokes with this faggot
>>338271697
>>338252513
goddamnit
>>338272720
Good thinking! Here's another!
>>338273375
it's amazing how much better this is than the original
>>338273375
>it explores
>>338273717
WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY
>>338260726
Why would you censor a public model post?
>>338273309
>circumsoldier
He's gotta be one of the most unique persons I've ever had the pleasure of listening to
>>338257841
>that Tracer
cute
>>338273943
reminds me of final fantasy logos
>>338265671
>black children
>even wondering if he is the dad or not
fucking Americans I swear to god
>>338273039
is this actually employed in real life by the military or just a joke
>>338274027
No shit
>>338266053
Well is there more?
LOL
>>338247614
DUDE
>>338274264
well, yes shit. Final Fantasy, remember?
>>338249587
It just works.
>>338273943
Is this vidya related? Looks familiar, but I'm at again.
>>338273943
That's just like Final Fantasy's...
>>338274536
WEED
>>338274117
if you've ever played a realistic shooter in your god damm life, you don't give away your fucking position without eyes on, you walking corpse
>>338274797
dude ...
>>338274027
>>338274965
why would you voluntarily wear something that casuals will confuse for a cult membership shirt?
>>338256942best grill
>>338270703
kek
>>338251938
Glass can mean either an object or a material.
If the expression refers to an item, then the action must be specific to that item, like refilling.
You've assumed it referred to a material, and the specific property of the material would be shattering into sharp pieces.
>>338249374
>tfw this is me and my qt
Split screen revival when
>>338275354
>Glass can mean either an object or a material
it's used like a verb there, which means all bets are off, as it's slang, which is not logical
>If the expression refers to an item, then the action must be specific to that item, like refilling
Please don't mug people
>You've assumed it referred to a material
You're making a bold assumption yourself, considering your initial statement, about glass being only object or material, has been ... shattered by the picture itself
>>338247779
Where's the DmC edit
>>338275574
this is /v/, not /mu/
>>338275470
what game
>>338270048
the only things i understood in that picture was mass effect endings and the shimapan
>>338275648
Devil may cry edit you ugly sack a shit
>>338275813
how am I supposed to know? I never had the opportunity to run dmc
>>338259708
>>338259917
Poe's Law is too powerful nowadays.
>>338275726
wakfu
or maybe dofus, I'm not sure what the graphical differences between the two are
>>338254224
>when she beats you
>implying I'm a casual
>>338271003
Does anyone have an archive or someshit to read this comic?
>>338275558
>as it's slang, which is not logical
That's quite a statement to drop like it's truism. Easily countered by your own example.
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=mug
>shattered by the picture itself
The hell are you talking about.
>>338276338
>The hell are you talking about.
The picture is using "glass" as a verb. Verbs can't refer to objects or materials, only to actions. They may be derived from objects, but that derivation is usually not straight forward, or logical
>>338276380
d-deus v-vult?
>>338265671
fascinating how the mother is shocked.
>>338275726
Wakfu.
>>338276580
shocked that the test was correct. She had a marginal chance of the test being wrong, and then he'd be on the hook
>>338249205
>actual 1983 Joust World Champ
>literally zero arcade game world champions that are women
>>338274732
>CIA-Grade
>>338277203
she got it off some old lady who was around for the era of MK Ultra and stuff
she tripped balls so hard she got plowed by a futa goddess and wake up with a permanent sex ghost hallucination
>>338276507
>The picture is using "glass" as a verb. Verbs can't refer to objects or materials, only to actions.
Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. You couldn't intuit that I meant 'glass' as a noun, when saying that it could mean either a *noun* or a *noun*?
>They may be derived from objects, but that derivation is usually not straight forward, or logical
Citation needed.
Never mind that I've provided a simple logical explanation for expression's true meaning, so this wishy washy "usually' bullshit is irrelevant.
>>338256657
Is that kind of thing wierd? When i hear a catchy song it replays in my head over and over in my head, even the instruments.
>>338266343
>>338267794
well. At least it´s pretty hidden. Maybe that´s why he called subtle
>>338277375
people usually don't shatter, and "filing up" is not the default action I associate with glasses. Hell, I was thinking about reading glasses before drinking glasses. So all I see is tortured derivations and a lot of handwaving.
>>338256575
Dude really has a fetish for choking women and lolis to death
>>338276473
The one good thing about F4 is it made Bumpy canon.
>>338276292
lost
>>338277373
well, that explains everything.
>>338277460
delete this
>>338277460
>Furry creature has fur that looks like a dress and bikini
>87,5% are males
>>338267806
FUCKING. GOLD
>>338277460
>pokémons now have genders
what about Nidoran, are they still called Nidoran and such or did they change them?
>>338278023
there's Nidoran (male) and Nidoran (female), as has been the case since gen wun
>>338258807
>the 90s was 26 years ago
>>338278229
16-26 years ago
>>338277546
What?
>>338248413
Holy shit.
>>338278023
What.
Pokemon have had genders since like Gen2. That was over sixteen years ago.
How did you possibly avoid the games for almost twenty years? I'm not even a pokefag but I knew this shit.
>>338277501
>people usually don't shatter
Grasping at straws there, I've explicitly stated that shattering was the property of the material.
>reading glasses
Are always plural, unlike in the line, and way less relevant in the bar setting. Also, how is it relevant withing the context of people making that mistake?
>handwaving.
What the hell are you talking about? I can't comprehend your bloody issue. A dude asked how could a specific mistake occur, and I've suggested the answer, and here's you barking at anything but the core of my explanation.
>>338278520
not that anon, but I have Yellow, and have not touched a single one of the "main" pokemon games after gen 1, as they seemed to only add bullshit
>>338274054
Two black as hell parents birthed a non-albino, white as hell baby. Stranger things have happened.
>>338277460
please, all starters have that male to female ratio, so players have a lower chance of being able to produce more of them, at least until you find a Ditto
>>338258323
is this real?
>>338278692
the ratio is fine. Pic and ratio don't match
>>338278229
>>338278335
>that sudden realization when the whore from 7th grade now has a 15 year old kid
I'll never forget the amazing head she gave
>>338278630
Gen 1 was a broken mess.
>>338278520
I liked it but it wasn't so good that I cared about it after I was done.
Also did none of my friends plays/played pokémon so I never heard anything from them
>>338278871
This. If you're gonna be a nostalgia fag at least know that gen 1 was shit on by gen 2 as far as quality goes.
>>338277373
Sounds like I need a source on that tale. For science.
>>338249810
Was he autistic?
>>338256073
Why is Edd naked, how did she suddenly get more pale, and why is she hanging out with that faggot south american kid from Captain Planet?
>>338278023
>he doesn't have a Nidorina (male)
>>338279032
New Kowloon, I think it was called
>>338249374
>Never ever
>>338257369
I miss fanboys
>>338249374the guy isn't a guy.
>>338249374
The only way a chick would beat me in anything not named candy crush is if I let her.
>>338278968
>If you're gonna be a nostalgia fag at least know that gen 1 was shit on by gen 2 as far as quality goes
Who says I give a damn about nostalgia? Given that I have not played anything past gen 1, why should I care that it's worse than ... stuff I have not played, and can not be arsed to play?
I'll sum it up real simple for you: I enjoyed gen 1, and have no interest in gen 2+. Got it? No nostalgia, no requirement for quality, nothing. Just one game and I'm done with the series, interest satisfied.
>>338279287
he's a guy, he's just a cripple
because the girl mind controlled him into throwing himself off a cliff
>>338279287the chick isn't a chick.
>>338279287
he's a cripple but he's still a guy
>>338279440
NOW that makes sense.
>>338279304
More like seven benises, knowing the source.
>>338275645
Is the tea blocking his cock or hers?
>>338279360
>being this triggered
Wew lad your opinions are as shit as your temper tantrums.
>>338279608
ain't that the question of the week
>>338257841
You cant do this to me Ive been fapping all week
>>338255495
Because it's "shit that never happened for $200," like all of those gaming convention comics about misogyny.
>>338276292
Is this a fucking Achewood parody?
>>338273541
>he knows about the switcharoo meme
Gotta love when Redditors call out Redditors.
>>338276159
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these aren't even vidya, you fuck.
>>338277803
Do you actually know what a bikini is?
>>338280227
neither is /v/, idiot
>>338273838
If gravity still affects you you're not in orbit.
Still made me laugh, though.
>>338280426
the reason an object is in orbit around another object is gravity
>>338280426
>Americans
>>338257841
Jesus Christ, DIO.
>>338280426
if gravity isn't effecting you, you've misaligned your gpu and are noclipping through the n-th dimension
>>338280426
>If gravity still affects you you're not in orbit.
Dude
>>338269598
Took me a sec.
>>338277882
/v/ edits are pointless cancer.
>>338279807
>You're me.
I ded
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