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I want to strip her down, suck on her tittys and lick her butthole.
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I want to strip her down, suck on her tittys and lick her butthole.

Is that normal?
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>>338221549
No, you disgusting fool.
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>>338221549

Only after a long day in the jungle
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Always play as her as soon as the options available.
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>>338221549
what are you expecting her butthole to taste like?

why do you wanna lick it exactly?
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>>338221549
The character or the real person?
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>>338221549
anon's first waifu <3
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>>338221549
No.

Wanting to suck her toes would be normal.
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>>338221801
it smells musky, you wouldnt understand unless you've sniffed one before
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>>338221801
Butthole tastes like skin as long as it's washed with soap
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>>338222026
didnt answer either question phamily
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>>338221549
Totally bro, I bet she loves it in the ass.
>She has bare feet in the model viewer
>Three of here multiplayer skins have exposed toes
>mfw Naughty Dog are foot fags
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>>338222026
It is suggested that females secrete pheremones from glands near their buttholes, it's why so many different mammals enjoy licking/cleaning them
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>>338221549
Ew, are you gay or something?
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>way to go Nate, piss a girl like that off

Nate get's so adorable when Elena comes back
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I ate a cute girl's ass about a week ago for the first time in over a year.
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>>338222558
Pretty good

>sorry anon im not into butt stuff
>1 week later
>lick my asshole anon please
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>>338222693
it was just what I needed. she has pretty much the exact body type of Filia from skullgirls.
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>>338222827

you can just say she's fat anon.
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>blonde hair with brown eyes

literally intothetrashitgoes tier
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>>338221832
Her actress looks like a discount Yvonne Strahovski I'd be up in that sitter in seconds
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>>338222892
it's more that the fat is in exactly the right places; thighs, butt, etc
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>>338222827
Too fat for me. Bad experiences with thick chicks and smelly assholes

Sticking with petite cuties
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>tfw gf thinks eating ass and pussy is nasty and won't let me do it to her
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>>338221549
Nathan has killed thousands.
You think you'd be living after that?
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>>338221549
>far more talking and climbing sections than the other games
Well, at least there's not a
>dramatic decrease in firefights
Well at least the multiplayer is good
>but it's nuts right now compared to the last games' online and the content updates won't be for months
Well at least you can zoom in on the feets
>but they didn't put as much detail into them as they did the faces

oh well. Still a 6/10 for me right now. They need to get more MP maps outs ASAP and provide far more Relics for match wins.
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>>338223660
It is nasty though
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>>338222349
This is totally true. When a girls asshole is clean, it's a truly alluring place. You understand 'animal instinct' when you find your self unable to resist shoving your tongue into a girls ass hole, gripping her cheeks with one hand and fapping if with the other.
>>338222557
Ha, this. The domestic moments in the game show how good Naughty Dog writers really are. It was charming to see the vulnerabilities of both Drake and Elena in this scene but it made me mad that Drake wasn't able to explain himself better.
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>>338223660
But does she suck your dick?
I do agree though, pussy and ass are internal body parts whereas a dick is external.
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>>338224159
Whose feets are better?
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>>338223660
>my gf so weird lol haha ; )
>image.jpg

Fuck off back to facebook already.
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>>338224159
>Less fights is bad
Nah, Uncharted never had very fun combat. I found that the chapter exploring the old mansion as a kid was significantly more entertaining than firefights. and platform, despite being still pretty barebones, is still more fun than the combat, which just slows the pacing down.
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>>338224785
The dog's
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>>338223660
>wants to eat pussy
>wants to eat ass
>has a girlfriend
>image.jpg
What a fucking faggot
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>>338224786
Mad you can't lay down comfy in bed and browse from your phone?
Cunt.
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>>338221549
I originally played U2, and thought that Chloe was a better character than her.

Now that I've been playing the Collection and 4 recently, she's the second most based character, I love her.
Sully basedness makes him reach nirvana, so he can't be beaten.

Uncharted 5 with Cassie when?
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>>338225467
Fuck Uncharted 5.
I want a young Sully spin-off.
He's full of stories and adventures.
His game would have so much potential.
It doesn't even have to play like Uncharted, allowing it to find a genre that'd fit.
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>>338225467
>they removed Chloe's ass sway in U3
>they removed Chloe's ass in U4
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>>338225632
>allowing it to find a genre that'd fit.
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>>338225820
>implying Unkarted won't be the new game mode
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>>338225820
I'm just saying it doesn't need a UNCHARTED: SULLY EDITION.
It can be just like Uncharted, but it doesn't need emphasis on Sully climbing around like Tomb Raider.
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>>338221549
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>>338225956
>co-op
nice
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>>338225956
What are "boosters" is this one of those things where you grind XP and boosters increase your XP gain rate or some shit?
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>>338226295
Yep.
It's like BUY MOUNTAIN DEW AND GET DOUBLE EXP
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>>338226295
They're skills, yeah, or whatever you want to call them.
Stuff like "Revive allies 20% faster" you level up by reviving allies X times. Higher levels cost more Loadout Points, and you have a maximum of 25 LP to customize with. In theory then the level of the booster doesn't matter and every loadout should be balanced so long as you're using all the LP.
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>>338225632
I feel like Sully was an underling for most of his adventurous life, like Marlowe and the guy from Uncharted 1, forgot his name, But I would be totally ok with it to be honest.

>>338225735
I noticed. I dunno what were they thinking.

>>338225820
I would play "The Fast of Us" too.
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>>338226748
hah. gay
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>>338226891
Eddie? Navarro?
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>>338224786
>le facebook normies ree
>do I fit in yet vee?
I thought neo-/v/ was a stupid meme made by nostalgiafags but it's staring me in the face
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>>338226943
Speaking of Eddy, you can take note that anyone using him in multiplayer is guaranteed to get 2 KOs and 11 Deaths. I imagine they must be Mexican children from the South who don't understand that they're not as invincible as they are when playing the story on easy.
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>>338226943
Roman. Had to google it. He owed money, he wasn't an underling per se, but he's a lapdpg for both him and Marlowe.
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>>338227257
Ah Roman, well he acts like the big bad til Navarro betrays him. I was thinking the real underlings.
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>>338224159
The multiplayer is the proper evolution of Among Thieves. Had Drake's Deception not fucked up after the summer beta, it would have had something great. Drake's Deception's multiplayer is dreadful. After two years of patches and fixes the game was still no where close to what they had made two summers before. A Thief's End multiplayer and single player are really good. It seems the reason is that Naughty Dog is one team again. They need to stay ONE TEAM.
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>>338227494
I agree, but I can't shake the feeling that maps in U2MP were better designed.

Still, I'm having a lot of fun with U4MP.
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>>338227696
I'm liking the maps a lot more than U3 although I can hardly remember them because I almost never played it
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>>338226925
In what fucking way? They actually managed to balance all the crazy fan service in an incredible way. You'd think that having five brutes or hunters pop up would be unbeatable, but they aren't. The game has counter strategies for nearly every possible scenario. It's quite a bit of fun.
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>>338227696
Yeah, I think 2's maps were better designed overall (Santuary was fucking great), but 4's are much superior to 3's.

Both 2 and 4's maps were mostly symetrical, and had lots of verticality, a lot of 3's maps just seemed like flat squares with crap just placed all around them. The quicker climbing and rope from 4 also make it the best to move around in.

It'll never be as good as the beutiful simplicity of 2's multiplayer, with everyone starting with AK's and finding other weapons on the map. But 4's is great for what it is and I'm having a lot of fun.

Plunder on River is so much fun.
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>>338227257
Sully really wasn't the lapdog of either really. He's much like Sam. He uses people for what he needs.
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>>338227696
QUESTION
I'm replaying the Uncharted series on PS4, and i wanna Platinum, yet I wanna enjoy the Uncharted 4 multiplayer before it dies.
Should I buy it tomorrow for online and continue through campaigns on the side.
I really wanna join the online multiplayer before it dies.
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>>338227847
>>338227494
U3 maps were the best thing it had. All of its asymmetrical maps were an accomplishment plus it had the advantage of bringing back the best ones from U2.
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>>338228396
Unless you play REALLY slowly platniuming them shouldnt take too long.

The multiplayer isnt going to die in a few weeks or even months. People (mostly South Americans) play 2, and theres free DLC planned for the next year so you arnt going to miss out.
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>>338228396
I think U4 is gonna last long, since every map update will be free. You have at least a full year of support and insta joining matches, so feel free to try.

If you got plat on PS3, you may remember they were a tedious chore, especially finishing the game on Brutal, so I would recommend you if you finished the stories, jump in U4 MP and then play at your own leisure the collection to get them trophies.
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>>338228205
>It'll never be as good as the beutiful simplicity of 2's multiplayer, with everyone starting with AK's and finding other weapons on the map. But 4's is great for what it is and I'm having a lot of fun
This, I miss finding the best weapons throughout the map.

>>338228396
They're releasing new content all the way until next year. It ain't dying any time soon.
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>>338221549
completely normal familia, you're a healthy male.
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>>338228396
Uncharted 2 and 3's multiplayers survived a long time. 4 should stay very healthy until the CoDs and the Battlefields later this year.
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>>338228396
U4 multiplayer is barebones as fuck right now, has less than 2 or even 3. Nonetheless it plays great and all the Uncharted games and both versions of TLOU have had a very long lasting and dedicated MP community. You have plenty of time to get in on it
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>>338228740
>Battlefields later this year
>Check out BF4 stats
>50k average people playing BF4 in PS4
>30 average on PC

What the hell, how is people still playing it? To be fair, 1943 is still alive and kicking, but most people are japs who don't play anything else, so they kick your ass with latency and mad skills
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>Cant eat-out her asshole after shes been sweating all day in the jungle
Why even live
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>Chloe's entire body got skinnier.
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>>338228935
bf4 is a lot better now after it's had tons of patches and content. and it's cheap as fuck
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>>338221549
I miss Elena's UC1 personality.

Also, you gotta eat the booty like groceries
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>>338229093
I should have saved a screenshot, but it looks like they cut off her shins. She had all her shit fucked up.
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>>338229301
It's probably just the female multiplayer models trying to fit a male template or something.
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>>338224159
I actually really like the multiplayer. I've had some really exciting matches.
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>>338229150
>you gotta eat the booty like groceries
What does this even mean? Groceries are carried into a kitchen or to a table, etc. so how do you eat something that you carry?
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>donut drake was deemed too immature by ND
>but they make fun of Drake's weight the entire game
I'll never understand.
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>>338229150
Her personality, like all the characters in this game, are back to where they are supposed to be. Everyone was out of character in Uncharted 3. Hennig's game was far too grim. It was no fun allowed. So all the characters felt like strange fan fiction versions of the people they were supposed to be.
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>>338230721
I remember U2 having one or two weight jokes that seemed made for when you play through with Donut Drake. I'm sure it was supposed to be the same deal here. Too bad Cuckmann is a pussy.
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>Like 75% of Chloe's time spent in UC2 was her and everyone else taking potshots and jokes about her huge ass.

>Her ass is tiny now.
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>>338222349
>Female
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>>338231282
>Uncharted 3 co-op
>"We could use a rifle butt to break this lock"
>Chloe says "Well I've got a butt and a rifle"
God, Claudia Black's voice is fucking diamonds for me
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>tfw just unlocked Chloe in MP

You guys are just over exaggerating right?
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>>338231770
Take a photo of her profile view and bring it back. You'll see.
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So many cute girls at my college campus.

I just want to wrap their thighs around my head and eat one of them out. Is that so much to ask?
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>>338231589
Claudia black is incredible
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>>338231930
Remember this post every time you talk to a girl
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>>338231865
>Take a photo of her profile view and bring it back. You'll see.
Seconding this, I need evidence. Here's a picture from U2
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>>338231930
Why?
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>>338232207

Directed at >>338232057
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>>338231770
No.

Also fuck this game.

>All my unlocks are on Chloe and Sully.
>Constantly on Villains team playing Rafe.
At least give me fucking Flynn, then.
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>>338231865
Yeah I guess it's a little smaller. Did they also change her face? And her skin looks a little darker
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>>338221549
I mean... Elena looks like she'd have a tasty butthole so I guess that's pretty much the norm.
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>>338223660
Wanna trade? I fucking hate eating out. I in ironically would rather suck dick. It's dry skin vs mucosal and bacteria flesh folds that smell horrible and a literal asshole like and inch away. It's so fucking disgusting. It feels goon on your dick but not on your tongue, and the taste ranges from "I'm horny enough to keep going because she's enjoying it" to just fucking awful. This "sit on my face" trend is perpetuated by virgins who think that a woman's asshole is any less gross than a man's or smells any better and college freshman who like memes and didn't fuck in high school. Some people genuinely like it, but I can't stand it.
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>>338232397
>a little smaller

>a little
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>>338232354
>wanted to use Chloe to use as my default hero
>Was the very LAST character that unlocked for me
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>>338222153
It did, if you've been remotely near a female's butthole. It doesn't make sense if you're still a /v/irgin
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>>338232354
Rafe is really good. I thought I'd hate him, like most Uncharted villains, but they guys is cool, or at least not an edgelord (except for that skin)
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>>338232530
This is the ONLY thing I fucking hate about Uncharted MP.

I don't like anybody on the villains team, and only marginally like Flynn and Rafe.

I just want to pick the skin, and use that character. Fuck off.

>>338232595
I like the edgelord Rafe skin.
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I want to fuck Cassie
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>>338223125

>tfw no more Haven.

I mean it was a stupid-ass show but I still liked it. Maybe she'll get picked up for another Sci-Fi series.
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>>338232693
I don't like how grindy it is to unlock certain weapons, abilities and loadout points

It's at least better than putting in microtransactions I guess
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>>338232562
you are slightly overplaying this.

i've done it and I prefer to get rimmed. its hot because its fucking filthy. said muskiness is from the overpowering STENCH of a turned on girls dripping pussy right there.

asses smell like ass and it is hot but it isn't a pleasant whiff.
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>>338232693
>don't like anybody on the villains team
For real. In U3 I liked using a nameless goon and covering him up in wraps, then coloring it all red. In U4, anything below the head is considered a skin (which the goons only have a few of) and for some baffling reason you can't recolor anything despite the preset outfits using recolored clothing.
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>>338232693
>>338232354
Y'all niggas need to play as Lazarevic. He yells about stealing his "glory" whenever you get an assist. It's awesome.
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playing through the first one now

does it get better? i only just got to the bit where you grab the map out of the plane stuck in a tree, and i'm going toward elena's parachute now, and this game is a fucking slog so far.

i've also started playing GOW3 remastered (never played 3) and holy shit, these stupid giant enemies; how am i supposed to know what i should block and what i should try and evade away from? do you actually get i-frames during the evade?
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>>338233137
Yeah he's my default villian
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>>338233137
>players using default Lazarevic
12 year olds that get bodied every match

>players using winter Lazarevic
Guaranteed to wreck your shit with dickass mines and slowdown mystical
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>>338233154
The first UC is extremely consistent, if you are struggling move on to 2 and try that, it's the peak of the first 3. I ended up enjoying 1 but only as a solid 7, nothing about it was spectacular but it was a good comfort game. 2 is where the action actually feels like it has weight and the story actually feels like an action movie, which is clearly ND's intent with the series.
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>>338233154

First Uncharted isn't that great.

Uncharted 2 is fun as fuck, has the most unlockable single player goodies and best multiplayer.

Uncharted 3 is underwhelming.
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>>338233137
Also the only women on Villains are 60 year old lady and STRONG WOC THAT DON'T NEED NO MAN AND NEVA EVA GET MUH COME-UPPANCE
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>>338233154
Block small hits and projectiles, dodge everything else, or use the fists to kill enemies before they attack.
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>>338233137
>Y'all niggas need to play as Lazarevic. He yells about stealing his "glory" whenever you get an assist. It's awesome.

Yeah, they did a great job with all the quips in multiplayer. Lazaravic is the best, but Talbot, Marlow and Eddy are great to.
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>tfw no sword weapon for Rafe in Multiplayer
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>>338233154
Pretty much the opposite over here. Just finished 1 yesterday and enjoyed it. After getting all treasures and trophies aside from the difficulty and speedrun related ones, I grew to enjoy it even more. Bumped it up from like a 7 to an 8 or maybe even 8.5/10. I thought I'd hate these "cinematic games" with how easy they are too, but I don't know, it was just a charming experience all around.

>>338233376
>>338233395
Glad to hear that it's all uphill from here, especially if I already enjoyed 1 and it's considered the worst of the first three.
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>>338233615
That's actually pretty cool

But I can't stand playing action games on gamepads
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>>338234059
The sword is considered a weapon for the "use every weapon" trophy, so maybe it's not completely out of the question as a Heavy Weapon for ONKO melee attacks.
Until then, I have been using the Engarde taunt for Crazy Rafe.
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>>338234282

>Guy Wood
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>>338222072
>licking a washed butthole
Lol
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>>338223660
if youre her first shes a keeper
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>>338234282
> tfw I didnt get that trophy

What weapon did I miss? I thought I used everything at least once.

But a Sword as a Heavy Weapon would be really cool, but for now boping people with the Idol in Plunder will have to do.
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>>338234351
You one of those right?
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>>338234249
Shooting is fucking hard.

I haven't played a console shooter in a long ass time and it really shows when I was shooting people in the fucking campaign.

I got fucking mad at the car-chase scenario in the outskirts of the nigger city and put on the lock-on because I was just getting mad.
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>>338223613

This.

Bigger girls sadly just can't seem to help it; their assholes stink.

Petite girls' assholes on the other hand often don't smell at all, or if they've been working out or working up a sweat then their assholes actually smell good in a weird, inexplicable kinda way.
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>>338234335
Its a huge Secret of Monkey Island easter egg senpai. Our boi made it to be one of da best pirates of the 7 seas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCzKUg3jOfk
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>>338223660
start little by little nigga, shes gonna like it when shes horny as fuck
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>>338230346
Lyrics from a dumb nigger song, ignore.
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>>338234575

I don't know who you're trying to fool but that doesn't look like much of a pirate at all.

I don't recognize him.
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>>338234472
I think there's only two Flintlocks hidden in the game and the Sam prison chapter is the only place you can use that machine gun.
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>>338234701
Theres actually about 10 Flintlocks, and I definetly used them. And I'm fairly sure I used the gun in the Prison escape chapter.

Come to think of it, I may have never actually fired the Raffica pistol. I know I picked it up a couple times, but I dont think I ever actually used it.
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>>338234575
>everyone going apeshit over Crash Bandicoot
>no one cares about Guybrush as evidence by this video's views

Life is tough for a mighty pirate.
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>>338234487
I.. I read the entire thing. Why did I read the entire thing
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so.... this game is actually RAD?
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>Always got game over at the same pit in Crash Bandicoot

I remember this game being fucking easier as a kid.
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>>338234883
>>338234701
I got it after my first playthrough without using the turret in the Scotland escape, so confirmed that doesn't count.
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:\
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>>338235102

>early on in the game it tells you "it's safe to jump when Nate holds his arm out"
>not holding his arm out
>fuck it guess I'll let go
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>>338235102
you're right on the death threshold it seems
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I don't understand how men or women find a womans ass so hot. There is no reason to fuck a women up her ass. At least men have a prostate up there so it feels good. Women have nothing but shit in their asses.
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>>338235250
>>338235193
>Auction mission
>See a little pathway that's 2 ft from where I'm hanging
>Drop down
>Grey screen
>DEAD

Amazing.
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>>338234950
>Life is tough for a mighty pirate.

I dont know why people are calling Crash Bandicoot an easter egg, 100% of players who got to Chapter 5 experienced it, its a part of the main game, not hidden at all.

The Monkey Island thing is relatively subtle and more charming.

I wish we got to explore his house though, those pirate captains had good taste in mansions.
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>>338235360

are you sure you're not actually a Mexican field worker, because your cherry picking game is on point
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>>338235102
He obviously slides down a lot more on the third try
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>>338235524
Why is it that fanboys get so damn defensive whenever someone points out one thing wrong with a game?
Take Naughty Dog's dick out of your mouth for 5 minutes please.
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>>338235639
Fuck off faggot, the game is flawless. You're just too stupid to play it correctly.
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>>338233154
First Uncharted is legitimately a 5/10 boring as fuck game.
Uncharted 3 is a 5.5, as boring as the first but better shooting.
Uncharted 2 is a 7/10. 4 is a 6/10.
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>>338235524
>I'm not allowed to complain about invisible "DO NOT GO HERE OR YOU DIE" walls in games
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>>338235756

>If I don't follow the blatant tutorial and die because of it it's the game's fault
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>>338235485
Yeah. You can see from the journal entry Nate copies down that Guybrush's house was next to Avery's, and it ends up being the one that you can see but don't go through.
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>>338235704
>the game is flawless
Oh dear lord please kill yourself.
The gunplay is ass compared to many other 3rd person shooters. The only thing gameplay wise it has going for it is the movement system such as the grappling hook, but I'd still give movement based shooting to Max Payne.

The thing that makes Uncharted games passable, and what gives them the high reviews, is just the amount of polish that goes into the games. That I can commend as actually really amazing.

The gameplay is mediocre, the story is always eye rollingly cliche, and the soundtrack is nothing too special, but the polish on everything is 10/10.
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>>338235906
Stop taking the bait, retard.
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>>338235796
>tutorial tells you that there are random ledges which will kill you because they're out of bounds
Where?
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>>338235987

>tutorial tells you IF HE'S REACHING OUT IT'S SAFE TO JUMP

FUCK OFF
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>>338236061
You're quoting the wrong person then.
This guy
>>338235360
was talking about ledges like 2 feet below you that you aren't allowed to go to.
I had a similar experience on the same mission trying to get to a staircase that looked like I could go to it but was considered "out of bounds" by the game.
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>>338235796
No, retard. No.
Read my post again. Read it again and again and again, until you realize where you fucked up.

Here, I'll help you. It's a very important part of my post you may have misread, so I don't blame you.

">See a little pathway that's 2 ft from where I'm hanging"
See. This is the important part.

Does this jump in >>338235102 look like "two(2) feet" to you, chuckles? No. Because I'm not talking about a jump like that.

I'm talking about
>Aha! I see a path! I'll press O since the drop is smaller than the distance between Drake's armpit and knees!
>Die
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>>338225956
>at no additional cost
and yet they sell a triple pack dlc on the store, what's the catch here?
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Is licking a girl's butthole worth it? I've always had a primal desire to do it.
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>>338236179

>If I don't follow the blatant tutorial and die because of it it's the game's fault
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>>338236061
>>338236332
>I'm fucking retarded and can't read.

Typical.
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>>338236225
I'm not entirely sure.

One part of the Triple Pack is the single player DLC, but there's also two multiplayer packs, but they've said all multiplayer content will be available for free....
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>>338236392

>If I don't follow the blatant tutorial and die because of it it's the game's fault
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>>338236225
One of the three things is the single player DLC, but I'd guess that the idea for the Triple Pack came before the idea of making all the MP stuff free, so the people who bought it got boned and I think are just getting Relics or Uncharted Points to make up the difference.
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>>338236463
>I'm literally still a fucking retard assuming that they're talking about "Jumps" where Drake's arm stretches out.
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>>338236302
Probably would be if she would let you. I've been begging my girlfriend for the longest time but she says that tongues are gross
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>>338221549
your fucking sick in the head dude
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>>338236534

>If I don't follow the blatant tutorial and die because of it it's the game's fault
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>>338236675
>If I don't read the reading rainbow and look retarded because of it it's the books fault.
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>>338236460
>but they've said all multiplayer content will be available for free....
Seems to be an f2p-influenced model. Like you could play a lot of matches or do the daily challenges and you'll still get random shit from the novelty pack, or you could spend UNCHARTED BUX™ to directly buy whatever character/taunt/accessory you want. They're technically unlockable, but you have no immediate control.

Personally I liked Uncharted 3's early model where you collected relic sets to unlock new swag, and certain relics would only drop from certain playlists. But then when the season pass expired they added a shitton of new items and taunts that you could only buy with real money on top of everything else and it just made things annoying I paid $.99 for the Carlton taunt and sadly I don't regret it
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I was kinda bummed that Chloe and Charlie weren't in the story other than a letter and a mention. IIRC they were only for a while in U3 too.
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>>338236782
Yeah, I'm not too upset about the f2p model though, because I've been unlocking stuff at a fairly decent pace (and got lucky enough to get the few skins and taunts I really wanted), and its all cosmetic stuff so it never becomes p2w, which is what happened in TLoU when they added DLC weapons.

Plus you never get duplicates, so whatever you randomly unlock you are always making progress. If you could duplicates I would be much less happy.

Have you played the Uncharted mobile game? Its actually a pretty comfy puzzle game and it rewards you with a bunch of relics if you play it. I think its given me 2250 relics so far, and Im only half way through the content thats released so far. Plus, as I said, its actually kinda fun.
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>>338237550
>Have you played the Uncharted mobile game? Its actually a pretty comfy puzzle game and it rewards you with a bunch of relics if you play it. I think its given me 2250 relics so far, and Im only half way through the content thats released so far. Plus, as I said, its actually kinda fun.
Might as well give it a shot, I guess. It's not Temple Run shit, right?
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>>338237843
No, its a turn-based puzzle game. You move around, activate switches, position yourself so you dont get killed by traps, lift blocks etc...

The aim is to reach the treasure and win the level (theres 130 spread out over 4 worlds, with 2 more coming). But if you can do it under a certain number of moves you get a key. Keys unlock Sully's loot boxes which give you stuff for Uncharted 4 multiplayer.
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>>338238179
I'll give it a shot
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>>338238179
>not compatible with my Galaxy S3
This is the first time this has happened. I guess four years must be the shelf life for a phone.
Why would they not have this shit on Vita?
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>>338239285

>Vita
>Games
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>>338239285
>sony using the vita
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