I'll start.
He is literally impossible. In every fucking sense of the word, this boss is impossible. There is absolutely no way to refute him being possible to beat. I have absolutely no idea why Miyazaki thought that inserting a thematically impossible boss fight into his game was a good idea but he literally did it. This should not have been allowed. There should be legal repercussions for inserting a boss halfway through the game that cannot lose. He literally, figuratively, objectively robbed us of half his game. This was false advertising in every sense of the word, instead of a fun and challenging video game we got something that is literally impossible to progress in because this one boss has no weaknesses, no way to counter it, no mercy at all. How was this allowed to happen?
>>338217820git gud
>>338217820
Just hug him and circle strafe to the left half his swings miss and you block the other half use a quick sword
>>338217820
Use your brain. The phantom he summons is the key. Find a weapon type that he's weak to.
AlsoFuck off with your old pasta
>>338217820
i like where this meme evolved to
>>338217820
>>338217930
>>338218043
>>338218078
Do you unironically respond to Madara posts as well?
The stupid fucking worm phase that shits out green goo that catapults you away from the boss and the fucktarded adds he spawns.
FUCK this boss. The 2nd phase is great but the first phase is so shit it ruins the whole fight.
Faith is your only shield.
>>338217930
/thread
Everyone can go home now.
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>>338217820
Are you retarded? You can beat him easily at the top of a bat once you know the basic strategy
>>338218091
It still gets serious replies, fresh
>>338217820
> had trouble with this nigga
just hug him you scrub, literally a meme boss
>>338218365
>>338217820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYRsPEVNQU
>>338218365
jesus dude styled on him hard
>>338218365
Ela is such a bro-tier streamer
>>338218365
>getting in that many R1's while Pontiff is kneeling
Fuck Longswords. People wanted an easy mode and they got it
