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>/srg/ tries to organise a speedrun marathon
http://www.twitch
.tv/naspeedrunnerassembly/v/67447821?t=39m10s
http://www.twitch
.tv/naspeedrunnerassembly
dont let it die pls
what a bunc of faggoy
Holy shit someone please tell them to turn up the volume like 300%
Apologize
holy shit everyone's getting mad
"I'd like to take a moment to say that some guy is in the other room screaming like a fat fucking autist over his Mafia run"
This is some top tier banter.
This is ball-pit tier.
Imagine being such fucking losers that you make a tiny little event compared to the huge event because you're pissy about the way the larger event is run, and doing it objectively worse in every respect?
This is like Big Boss creating MSF but he was totally incompetent and it's just him and five other guys in a tiny little cabana drinking.
>>338219906
>allowed to curse
>free to make jokes
>interesting game line-up
>no more stupid GREETINGS FROM GERMANY donations every 2 minutes
>actually interesting commentators
Yeah, no.
This is better than shitty games done quick by a mile. And the best part is there's no stupid ironic shit like some autist showing up in a fucking fursuit.
i'm outta the loop plz explain.
>>338220216
Nigga, this has been little more than Cringefest 2016.
>>338220216
>Allowed to curse
It doesn't matter if you're allowed to curse when you're shit at speedrunning and nobody's fucking talking with one another.
>free to make jokes
AKA "We let the spergs come here instead of filtering them out like AGDQ. I LOVED the Crash 2 run!"
>no more donation reads
Yep, instead of video game music and donations to fill up time, we have the stream getting shut down, dead silence, and retards mumbline. Whoopee!
>actually interesting commentators
How about no?
>PVTCB is back
wew
>MORE technical issues
>hotel said they had internet
>only had internet in the conference room
>through wall mounted ethernet ports
>no one had checked them in six years
>they weren't working either
this marathon is like a train wreck in slow motion
and it's going to last another few days
This is depressing.
>okay so he can hear me, he's just ignoring me
>>338220670
Are they on 4G or something then?
Sounds like they should have checked with the Hotel to see what type of internet was available.
>My speedfriends are all at NASA but I couldn't go because I didn't have money
It hurts.
>>338220216
they definitely did good on game lineup, but its so dead and lifeless that none of the other stuff matters.
that being said, this is how AGDQ started out in jewyama's basement. if NASA doesn't die, it might be good next year or the year after.
Are they aware that the volume is at 1%?
>pls clap
kek
Can they not afford blankets? Did they steal that flag from the hotel?
>>338222169
looks like you dodged a bullet
>>338226303
cute horns
show's over everybody go home
F
>>338217315
i am enjoying the stream, despite its troubles so far.
was hoping i could watch FF12 live but cest la vie.
i do kinda wish there was more megaman. i also missLink to the Past
Why they dont just move to another hotel?
It reverted back to average GDQ normie tier, but it's still comfy, mostly because there's no pressure from any asian kike to move to the next game.
shazam
rip
just got home in time to see the start of glover but it's REALLY quiet, and now it's dead. Anyone know why it was so quiet?
>NASpeedrunnerAssembly: the hotel wifi booted us off
>NASpeedrunnerAssembly: because it became midnight
Fucking incompetent.
Uyama went nuts and called in threats to the hotel. Stream has been shut down until the police can run a sweep.
>they got booted of the shitty hotel wifi
you can't make this shit up
>>338222048
because 99% of hotels have fucking internet
>>338233641
What fucking shitty 2 star hotel did they host this in?
Why didn't they have a backup source just in case this shit happened?
time for tony hawk I guess LOL
Got in just in time for THPS2, nice.
>>338233742
>twitch streamed video games event
>professional
>only name on the schedule I recognize is kirbymastah
FUCKING DROPPED
>>338233742
I bet they booked this shit via the internet or something.
>Naegleria and Cyberdemon at the same location
All they need now is Werster, Miles, and Kirbymastah for pure concentrated speedrun cancer.
>>338234103
>promoting e-celeb culture
You sure you shouldn't be on Reddit right now?
>Final Fantasy XII
>Hey guys, let's make a GDQ alternative where we commit the very same mistakes.
>>338234339
Then it needs more "speedrunners" that are more Twitch whores for maximum sellout. Where are Witwix and Broman?
>>338234360
you must be new. kirbymastah is annoying utter cancer that nobody wants to watch
>six hours behind
>FFXIV music
Why?
looks like the entire cough has been taken up by one commentator
also,
>dat ff12 theme
best theme except for the first one
Estimate: 8:00 hours.
How many times will it black out?
>Estimate: 8:00:00 Hours
Could literally get a good night's sleep instead of watching this.
Wait, they're streaming off wifi?
Where do I sign up to speed run dead space 2
>>338234943
Ethernet is broke.
id rather watch the tony hawk run 96 times than one run of this shit
Oh, so FFXIV is based off of the XII?
>8 hour speedrun
>>338235340
>>338235163
It's a designated sleeping run. Why do you think everyone is asleep you fucks?
>>338235336
Ye. Lot of mobs use the same models.
>>338235336
XIV is an unimaginative rehash of every FF, downright to importing models 1:1 from older games.
The guy in chat right now trying to find a staff member and can't.
this is hilarious
>>338235336
its rumored that FFXIV is sort of at the nexus of the FF universe as elements from all of them appear.I subscribe to the theory that it takes place on the same planet as FFV, in between Exdeath getting sealed away the first time and the events that started FFV
>Final Fantasy XII
>8 hours
Yeah, fuck this. I'd rather watch a game worth a fuck.
>8 hour speedrun
>of a Final Fantasy
>one of the worst Final Fantasies
>>338217315
>8 hour FF "speedrun"
>4 hour break every night
Fuck this, tell me when SGDQ starts
>a speedrun marathon that doesn't give a shit about donations
>chat is sub-1,000 people so it's not going at 100mph
>this run was originally planned to start at 5:25pm
>5 hours late
>they'll be up til 6am doing this shit
>>338238006
herp I forgot to convert to EST. Planned at 8:25 and they'll be up til 8 fucking am.
Why is /srg/ faster than /v/?
>>338238130
still better than Jewyama
It does look a lot more comfy than GGDQ, it reminds me of when that was good. But i'm not watching 8 hours of a game I don't like.
>viewers spiked over 1k
what happened? the JRPG runs usually shed viewers
>>338239342
it's on Twitch's front page
>>338239420
ah. that'd do it
Oh God. What is this retard doing
>>338233738
So?
The fact they didn't personally check all of the shit they know they would need to use shows that it's being run by amateur hours. First rule of production is you check your shit before the performance
>>338239653
''''''''''''''Speedrunning'''''''''''''' a JRPG.
Why don't FF12 runners at least use IZJS? Is there some weird shit in vanilla that actually makes it faster?
>>338240813
IZJS doesn't give you full control over the build of your characters
Nice to see that Twitch chat is as cringe as ever.
nice to see /v/ is as dead as ever
>>338243345
serg dies tonight
Are there any notable runs coming after this?
>>338244000
no but that triple double is notable
>timer reset
WORLD RECORD PACE
Funny how much shit /srg/ gave Chibi, but then when it's their turn to step up, they fall on straight on their face.
>>338246747
>Funny how much shit /srg/ gave Chibi, but then when it's their turn to step up, they fall on straight on their face.
/srg/ are the ones who created/organized NASA?
>less than 1000 viewers
is this what speedrunners consider a successful event?
>>338240813
it requires additional hardware to play (hacked or jpn PS2) or a decent PC to both play it and stream it. that said i used to stream IZJS on a pretty shitty computer and had 60 fps so it's not that hard.
>>338246975
considering its 5 AM eastern time, very little advertising and there's no donations or anything, yeah
>>338246889
NASA is the brainchild of Naegleria, who is pretty much /srg/, but not really a dedicated /srg/boi. The schedule (http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/schedule) is made up of many /srg/.
>>338246747
>chibi's marathon
>a.pomf.cat/xmbfhl.webm
also serg has had several online marathons m8
>>338247923
>>338246747
>>338246889
>a.pomf.cat/lbshsy.webm
also heres a classic speedrun to watch while boring jrpg shit is being run
>ia800205.us.archive.org/24/items/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick_part03_Halo.mp4
>>338224338
Am I just totally nuts or is the HUD not normally blue like that?
I just woke up, has it got any better?
>>338249171
It's gotten worse
SGDQ can't come soon enough
FFXII was the last good Final Fantasy.
>8 hours
Like, I can beat most games casually in 8 hours
>4 Hours behind
>Playing at 640x480 because of a fucking toaster and still doesn't work
aylmao
>Americans in charge of anything
>>338252350
I agree that a speedrun 8 hours long is pretty boring, but 8 hours to complete a final fantasy game or any jrpg is pretty fast.
just looked up some random times for ffx12 and its between 42 to 60 hours of length, 42 being "rushed"
Are there fumos?
>>338217315
>/srg/ tries to organise a speedrun marathon
this is not srgmarathon
>>338252598
that's around where I gave up and decided to go sleep early
>wake up
>still running FF12
at least it seem to be running ight, long as fuck though
>>338217315
>Naegleria
>/srg/
I love it when you faggots try to talk about speedrunning like you know what's going on.
>>338252598
to be fair the PC port of DMC3 is notoriously awful
>>338252350
since the schedule didn't show estimates I actually thought they were gonna glitch their way out of half the game and finish in like 2-4 hours, then have a break to setup for things in the morning (hopefully properly this time) -- and be caught up on the schedule
but they'll actually still be like 3-4 hours behind schedule
>>338253532
>since the schedule didn't show estimates
mouse over the category
>>338253609
oh missed that, thanks
Did they complete the DMC3 run? I went to sleep after the guy sperged out.
>>338253903
I left as well, but I left after they were about to start another non-dmc3 run that wasn't on schedule -- so I'd assume they didn't
>FFXII is still going
How does this guy have the patience?
At least they fixed the framerate
>>338254109
he's playing it and has a goal to achieve
it's the viewers that shouldn't have the patience
I didn't watch this yesterday since it didn't have quality options, might do it today
Is this actually good and fun?
>>338248254
>>338247923
W-what am I looking at?
hello?
ResidentSleeper
Is Cosmo doing a run?
>Currently on is an 8 hour FFXII speedrun
Why?
wtf? These graphics look like shit. Why isn't he playing something more recent and good looking?
>>338257527
Because Americans are asleep and euros are working.
>>338257481
"Narcissa" is pretty much dead to the world and will probably off himself any day now. He actually had a career as a streamer going for him but he completely destroyed it when he became a tranny.
Did he just get lost?
>>338257590
Speed runs are more often than not older consoles.
>>338257878
I couldn't believe the amount of dosh he could rake in in one night, it was like titty stream levels. Does he get anything at all nowadays, or did he have to get a real job?
>>338257939
Yeah he's really starting to lose focus.
>>338258217
I don't think anyone would want to hire it.
Choking!
>>338257123
delete this
>>338217315
So they actually got Internet in the hotel?
Neat.
man that menu usage and moving back and forth a bit was intense
>>338258217
He deleted his twitch a few weeks ago because he was getting harassed so much and his chat was always sub only.
Last i remember he was mentioning being out of money on twitter.
what happened?
>>338259927
Why did he even do it? Why did he become such a faggot?
>>338257878
JOHN
>>338258217
FUCKING
>>338259927
NUMBERS
>>338259927
Its been back for a while.
>>338260192
He literally got his Y chromosome blown out of him by John Numbers.
>>338260318
>>338260326
I remember seeing it live, but was it really because of that?
>>338257610
>During Australian prime time
I thought North Americans liked us. :(
>>338260365
Yes, he lost so hard he stopped being a man altogether.
>>338259927
Well shit like this is going to alienate your viewership
>>338260365
No, it started ever since he dated the tumblrina who stole his money and cucked him.
The big turning point was when his OoT record got bopped despite using his Chink cheat machine
>>338260365
Most likely not, but it's very coincidental that the one time he finally gets to show his stuff to the world and not to the autists who watch speedrunners, he completely chokes and gets embarrassed beyond belief. For someone with his fragile self-esteem, it was probably massively traumatic.
> Constantly make crude jokes about mexicans, trump and wall building
> Expecting anyone but racist autistic americans like the Doom speedrunner to show up
Should be renamed racist recknecks speedrunning assemble desu
Why doesn't Vayne use a weapon?
>>338260498
Nothing wrong with being a racist.
>>338260396
That and he was doing shit like showing his dildo on stream. I tried to watch him a few times but it was so god damn cringey.
>>338260396
i finally figured out who cosmo reminds me of now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUnoMkvyYdI
>>338260396
Exactly, people subbed to him to specifically watch him speedrun OoT. Once he got the world record and claimed that no one will ever beat it, people got slightly disinterested in watching him. But he still did speedruns so it was ok. Then his record got blown the fuck out and he snapped and went insane. Surprise surprise, his viewership tanked because people subbed to him for speedrunning, not to watch a crazy person compare buttplugs.
>>338260528
Nothing wrong with it, but they shouldn't attempt to pass this event as some sort of inclusive event
The mexican flag is in the logo
>>338260498
Where do you think we are?
... .jpg.
>>338260612
he was so sure it was gonna be the record forever and made a horrible commentary on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq6pGJbd6Iw
why does this video have so many views
>>338260640
You outed yourself by coming here and giving a shit about inclusiveness. Go back to tumblr and tell the rest of the invading faggots to fuck themselves.
it puts the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again
>>338256330
For some reason Miyamoto went off the deep end and demanded that the next few Mario games include the same gay sex clip if certain conditions are met. Runners use this as a strat because it saves time or about 400 frames..
Who is the biggest toolbag and sellout, Trihax, Iateyourpie, or Broman?
>>338260396
It doesn't matter how many times I see this, its just as revolting as the first.
What the hell is up with the volume?
>>338248254
> 4 hours Halo """Speedrun"""
What?
>>338252181
ff12 sucked
>>338261293
Trihex for sure. His streams have been nothing but mario maker for months pie is atleast doing other shit now. I don't know how trihex still gets 5k viewers every stream.
>>338252181
The only thing good about XII was the girls' tight hot bodies.
>>338261508
Probably same way that CS:GO, MOBA or MMO streamers do even though they play only 1 game most of the time. I dunno how can people not get bored watching the same shit over and over again.
>>338261630
The thing about online games is the human element makes it unpredictable.
https://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
>Going to bed while FF12 run is starting
>Wake up
>FF12 run is still going on
They don't even pull this bullshit in AGDQ jesus.
>>338261542
But which girl was the best girl?
>>338261735
>Check out stream at about 3:30
>FF 12
>see estimate at 8 hours
>curse my timezone
Fucking Americans.
>>338261665
Wouldn't this also apply to Mario maker?
The sad thing is, I woke up and this run was 2 hours in.
And since then I've been watching it.
>>338261872
Ashe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkk6uOx6-Rk
FF12 is about over he's at the last boss.
>>338262149
why does the picture say ff12 but the video says ff13?
GREETINGS FROM A HOTEL ROOM
>>338254037
They did, the runner came back later and actually did it, the absolute madman.
>>338261293
How's iateyourpie a sellout?
"SO MANY PEOPLE THINK RPG RUNS ARE BORING TO WATCH, NOT THIS ONE!!"
lmao someone actually said this
>>338262591
I cringed.
>>338262591
this is the kind of thing where if i had access to this or nothing i would choose nothing
Finally it's over!
For fuck sake, I didn't even know this shit started today. I missed the ENTIRE fucking FFXII run nearly.
Goddamn it
>>338262683
you can go watch it right now if you want, but why the fuck would you want to
>>338262149
Fuck, not again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pquYAEfbBFM
HAHAHA holy shit
>>338262521
fakes reactions like a certain other "pie"
STREAMBIG
Mario Maker
Doesn't speedrun anymore, abandoned it for twitch shekels
>>338260250
John fucking (((Goldberg)))
>Viewcount doubles now FFXII has finally ended
lol
So just to clarify, this is mostly the face of /srg/, right?
>>338263026
That version of soylent doesn't have soy in it.
The bearded guy is cute.
>>338248409
it changes depending what time it is in-game
>>338263283
Faggot
eww this looks like a VR game
Gotta admit, there may be some audio issues, but it feels really comfy. These guys just met each other and they're chumming it up and just enjoying themselves. It's just really refreshing to watch.
when did twitch retards discover gachimuchi and spam the video comments with retarded shit
>>338263553
This. Issues aside, this is a completely different atmosphere to the sterile as fuck AGDQ shit.
Hopefully they fix these audio issues asap though because they are annoying.
>>338263196
Yes.
Don't let them tell you otherwise
Though to be honest only the attention seeking memeing faggots are there
>>338263772
>>338263832
When will he kill himself?
>>338263553
>There will never be another GDQ in Mike Uyama's mancave
Those were the best.
I FEEL LIKE A LITTLE KID AND IT FEELS REALLY GOOD
>>338263693
>>338263947
It's kinda sad that the bigger a speedrunning event grows, the shitter it will be, because the allure of these events is the close knit communities hanging out and showing off their skills. This kind of event doesn't work in big auditoriums, even though they get more money to host more events like this. It's a Catch-22 kind of thing.
>>338264068
Faggot.
>>338264202
There's no fooling me biccboi. You're a guy who's a fag.
THE
FUCKING
VOLUME
IS
TOO
LOW
FOR
ME
TO
ENJOY
THIS
SHIT
FUCK
FIX IT YOU AUTISTS
>>338264202
You don't look anything like that though, do you?
>>338262921
Hes been derusting for mario rpg recently.
Where is the live stream
>>338263884
Dumb nigger poster
Damn that was cool
That was an interesting game to say the least. Shame about the volume.
>>338264314
Who is this semen demon
>>338264193
infinite warfare looking good
>>338264527
Dumb anon.
>>338264669
Soundtrack was pretty neat sounds like it was a canceled and never made it past alpha.
>>338264690
Not your business fuccboi.
>>338264743
>i look better than most
Keep telling yourself that, faggot.
>>338264743
>i look better than most
I'm sure you would think that but I doubt it.
>>338264743
That's not saying much when Brianna Wu's are the norm
>>338264812
Its not exactly a high bar when most are wierdo freaks like cosmo.
When's Battle Network!?
>>338264743
Sure thing. You're probably the generic ratfaced queer who thinks looking sickly thin is hot
>>338264963
I guess but if you don't actually look like a cute girl then what's the point?
>>338264743pics
>>338264743
Why do you fags feel the extreme need to attentionwhore literally everywhere?
>>338264709
Answer or don't bother post at all next time you worthless faggot.
Not everyone uses twitch like cancerous drones such as you
Feel free to kill yourself asap
>>338265094
Go get triggered somewhere else. Dumb anon.
>>338265027
because you provide it.
>>338265027
Because their gender is their entire personality and they've got no other means to seek fulfillment?
>>338265027
Because of this.
>>338261710
imagine seeing that thing in public.
>>338264193
>implying
>>338265270
Neck yourself.
>>338265270
So why did you do it? What goes through your head when you decide to drastically alter your body like this?
>>338265094
Its in OPs post
>>338265402
Could we just fucking not?
>>338265402
>>338265270
Stop asking yourself questions, no one cares, we're here to discuss NASA
The blonde guy is cute.
>>338265402
>What goes through your head when you decide to drastically alter your body like this?
A bullet 3 years later
>>338265270
Crops are only fun if you post them in unrelated threads and keep the posting to a minimum. As it stands now you're merely being a fag.
>>338265539
If the couch cam wasn't postage stamp sized you would see he isn't
>Battle Network
Alright, this should be good.
>>338265539
you're a fucking fag
THIS IS A GAME GDQ DENIES FOR BEING TO BORING.
BASED NASA.
>>338265656
>>338265760
/pol/ pls
>Animorphs next
That was a fun, if memey run last GDQ
>>338265881
Looks like a fucking nerd LMAO
>>338265667
anon pls...
>>338265760
>>338265881
meant to quote
>>338265757
>>338265881
I don't see what /pol/ has to do with your shit taste in nerds
I like nerds and he ain't cute
>let's jack in megaman
Out of context that sounds incredibly lewd
the tranny has been exterminated
>>338266025
you don't like real nerds
>quits to main menu every 30 seconds
Gee it's like GDQ's selection process is there for a reason...
>>338265289
>implying
>>338266181
I like cute ones
>>338265667
>Deleted
So this faggot was replying to himself and got banned. Good.
>>338266182
RNG manipulation bruh
Did they moved out to another hotel with decent internet already?
>>338266182
>grinding out an area for an hour for a rare drop is a-ok
Yeah sure
>>338266347
no they're on a 2 hour delay so the internet they have can build up enough kilobits to send it to us
>>338266251
>he was insane all along
>>338217315
Was the stream always 60fps? It was 10 for me when Bomberman 64 was on
>>338267010
Seems like they finally managed to get their shit together somewhat. It definitely was shit for everybody at the beginning.
>>338267113
they still havent fixed the static buzz
>>338267113
Ok thanks, just wanted to be sure it wasnt my internet.
Sucks though cause i wanted to watch bomberman, but 10fps is physicial pain in my eyes
>>338267215
Hence the "somewhat". Pretty sure there will still be noticeable problems at the end of the marathon, but it's a progress, I guess.
Wow, this is the most boring shit imaginable. Get a life
Infact you dont even have to get a life, just do somethin NOT BORING
when do the good games start
>>338267489
http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/schedule
Is this why GDQ denied it?
>>338267551
thanks
>tfw I missed the games I wanted to see
fuck
http://www.strawpoll.me/10261421
>>338268157
Metal Slug all the way
>>338268157
I was going for metal slug but then i saw what the actual 2006 version looks like.
Where is the youtube channel that theyre supposed to be uploading this shit too? I can't find it and I want to watch cave story.
>>338268394
>2006
Wait, THAT'S 2006? I thought that was called Metal Slug 3D
>>338268623
christ are you autistic
>>338268796
I apologize for my low-quality post.
wow they are actually archiving these on twitch the right way. Like separating the files by game. Unlike fucking GDW.
unlike medievil
>>338233641
>tfw live in third world
>tfw our hotel internet isn't this bad
>>338270895
america sucks for internet
>>338270895
>>338270993
It's not really the internet speed that's the problem. The hotel staff are just incompetent and have no idea how to activate the ethernet ports.
>>338271632
Why aren't any of the nerdy speedrunners volunteering to help them? It's like they don't care the stream is unwatchable
>>338261710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ilk2NfOyw
>Over estimate
Oh dear.
>>338217315
is the windwaker speedrun worth watching?
>>338270993
US internet speeds are pretty average actually, just above Germany and Canada I think
>>338273775
depends where you live
i live next to a big city and still only get 20 mb/s down because of comcast
move any further north and it's a bunch of random internet providers that make you want to die with how slow it is
why is the volume so low
>>338274089
Because they're incompetent.
FIX THE FUCKING AUDIO
>>338273970
>because of comcast
Depending on where you live part is true. I get 170 down with Comcast.
I just asked them about the volume and they said the hand mic is known for being very quiet.
>"Hey guys let's get a really quiet microphone lmao"
Literal meme speedrun
got a headache after listening to that shit music
>>338261710
Poor Cosmo, he had a hard life
He doesn't deserve this
I thought NASA was supposed to be the "fun" version of AGDQ/SGDQ?
It's pretty boring so far
the muffled audio puts you to sleep.
>NASA budget before event = $0
>GDQ budget before event = $150,000+
Imagine if NASA had actual money to run the event how great it would be.
This is boring and sad
>Greetings from Germany
These fucking guys.
>>338275969
lol no
JUST
>>338275663
it felt like that for like the first 2-3 runs (even with technical difficulties), then it felt like no one cared anymore
>It's not a ubisoft game without the dlc
>>338275663
the games have been pretty shitty so far
>>338275663
Rose tinted glasses. People who watched the early GDQ highlights on youtube and think every run must have been gold, when boring stretches of nothing have been there since the beginning.
MMMMMMETAL SLUG
When will they fix the audio? The runs are fun, but I have a hard time hearing the muffled commentary.
what you guys think of the animorphs speedrun
>dat music
>>338217315
so shit was pretty awful yesterday, how have things been since bazookatone? thats when i fell asleep
>>338278374
the FF12 run was pretty brutal and filled with mistakes from what I watched, but the audio was almost bearable. They have since fucked up the audio again, or people just don't know how to use mics
>>338278280
i enjoyed it for some reason
oh did they finally fix the audio?
>>338278821
don't worry, it will be broken by the next run.
>>338278890
It's already broken now.
I cant hear shit
the guy on the right is cute
Audio's decent now, too bad it's worst Metal Slug
>>338279249
die faggot
>>338279561
>Audio's decent now
The other guy next to the guy with the mic has to shout so we can barely hear him
Is this cringe yet?
They should collect donations for more mics
>>338279923
no, but moofinly is thick
is this chris meloni rn?
>Can we like honestly like restart the run? I know that's lame guys"
>"we're already like 4 hours behind dude."
>"...yeah, shut up"
>>338280491
delete this nigger
>>338279923
It sounds like cringe right now.
>Bitch
DELETE THIS EVENT!
>only 600 viewers
ded
>>338281147
everything that isnt a big tournament and has more than 3k viewers max is cancer anyway
>>338261710
I almost want to see the twitch chat reaction to that holy shit
This guy is pretty entertaining
>>338282414
Too bad he's an SJW who gets upset when people say gay in twitch chats
>>338282414
He's fucking roasting the fattie for trying so hard and failing to be funny
So, this is how a speedrunning event looks when created by 4chan.
Get rekt fags SGDQ is a better, reddit is better you guys are just bitter virgins who are mad because women want to play video games too.
>>338261710
>that dance
>>338278374
The runner for FFXII was an insufferable autist towards the fat guy next to him
Woah those guys are so in sync it's like they are boyfriends.
GIRL ALERT
>wearing thigh highs to a speed run event
either desperate or a boy
why is twitch chat so autistic
>using maymay arrows
Can you guys understand what this guy is saying? I cant.
>>338284423
only /v/ could watch this garbage stream
this game looks pretty comfy
Who's the boy in the thigh highs?
>>338285051
Narcissa
>>338285051
cosmo
>>338285051
https://twitter.com/queenulhu
>>338285438
>property of @draculantern
Yeah, she's going to cheat on him.
>>338285438
Just some random twitch whore then
>>338285512
>>338285438
she aldready cucked one sucker at agdq
baka desu senpai
How to watch this without flash?
Too quiet and no comfy bants
is this game the power of the master race?
Is it actually /srg/?
>>338286479
>consolefags will never ever get Dat boi: the game
>pokemon puzzle league soon™
neat
>tfw no thick autism gf
Is the audio ded for anyone else?
>pc can't run dmc3 at 480p
Whats the point?
My fucking phone could probably run it better.
This fucking chat. Goddammit /v/
>>338286993
it's back
>>338286389
livestreamer
>>338217315
>poverty camera
>poverty overlays
>no one like spike to get you excited about anything
Is it just me or is NASA dead on arrival?
You know what the Banjo OST always needed? Static versions.
>his mom
>his medievil
His mom has nice breasts
>>338220216
I agree but not totally
the girl on the couch with the pink shirt got a big rack
>>338288310
Because they're saggy mom tits.
The disgusting kind.
>>338288374
>not liking saggy mom tits
Do you even oedipus?
>>338288374
>he doesn't want a mommy gf
>>338288686
>de hippie spacing
>>338217315
>speedrunning
a bunch of autist getting togheter
>>338288969
just like /v/
>>338261710
The guy's clearly delusional. I feel bad for him.
He used to be a cool dude, maybe there was something a little off all along - but sometime before he started calling himself Narcissa he must have broken completely.
Or it was a slow process that took a few years and stuff like the nail painting was just one of the first signs.
>>338260640
so, who gives a fuck? just let the people have their fun.
>>338289026
>/v/ sits in a basement with their mom and their friends with little to no hairline.
If I wanted to watch a fun speedrunner I'd watch RWhiteGoose.
>>338288374
everybody's got different tastes, anon. plus, i don't even see them as saggy mom tits at all. her tits probably don't even sag anyway.
also, you are implying that this is a bad thing.
holy shit this guy is terrible.
Is this a Cosmo thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuIjeYXsfFw
>>338290669
>crystal treatment.jpg
This is garbage
/v/, I really wanted to say that this event is as good as AGDQ, since AGDQ is fucking shit now, but holy shit there hasn't been one good fucking run yet.
Am I the only one that cannot get into this shit? These faggots are depressingly boring.
boy i wish i could fucking hear anything
>>338291331
still an improvement over greetings from germany
>>338291458
>No based witwix
>Expecting to be entertained
Pick one.
>>338290669
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
>>338290315
holy shit, why isn't this posted more often? I can' believe this is my first time seeing it.
>>338290315
though, wait. didn't he start drinking that shit as a replacement for medical drugs to become a tranny in the first place?
>>338291458
the qt hunk makes it worth it.
>>338291841
it's posted all the fucking time, probably my 100th
>>338292467
What did he mean by this?
>>338292467
fake
>>338292467
APOLOGIZE
>>338292303
>looks autistic as fuck
>awful hairline
>ugly as fuck
>goes to watch speedruns
>wearing baggy shirts/shirts 4x his size
>qt
I thought this dude was ok before he started trying to make jokes
>chat getting more nazi
Oh well.
>>338220216
Cyberdemon, please get back to running your event.
>>338292838
>>looks autistic as fuck
no
>>awful hairline
no
>>ugly as fuck
he's handsome
>>goes to watch speedruns
yes
>>wearing baggy shirts/shirts 4x his size
no
>>qt
yes
>>338293617
Stop trying to complement yourself faggot.
does he have a giant bald spot on the back of his head
>>338291841
because this is a common thing in the speedrun community man, they're everywhere
>>338293709
wish i could be as handsome as he is
>>338290669
VAIN
BITCH
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
>>338291841
Truth is treason in an empire of lies
MAKE SPEEDRUNNING GREAT AGAIN
MAGA HATS EVERYWHERE
>another meme game
TECHNICAL
ISSUES
Fact: The spot from 7up is the best mascot ever created.
>>338248254
>>338247923
What the fuck?
>>338294454
*does reading and research*
>>338296035
>Typical Trump Supporter
>>338296035
Literal Amerifat
>play on easy
>get the shittiest ending
Why don't more games do this?
>>338296662
Watch Game Center CX, a ton of older Japanese games do this.
>>338296576
He's going to wear it to commit a crime later. No red blooded American would DARE shoot the American flag, meaning cops would just stand there. Wearing one makes you practically immune.
This game has pretty cool terrain deformation.
>Caster
Holy fuck, people know that this game exists?
>>338296896
Oh, I know this one. They drop down a noose and hang him
someone play through dragon bridewithout fapping
>>338297132
Can this game be played on a gamepad? This looks old.
Has there ever been a Dragon Quest 8 speedrun in any of these events?
>>338297235
Its from 2009
Also its KB+M
>>338290315
So he has been eating that soyient stuff for years without even knowing it has estrogen in it and now he's a tranny?
>>338297504
pretty much. it's also in a lot of foods already
as someone who doesnt care about speedruns i only watch this shit for all the dumb shit that happens and this being a disaster is immensely entertaining so I guess the event was a success in a way.
These characters look like shit, but the gameplay looks interesting at least.
>>338297504
As much as I'm sure it's shit, I highly doubt that it somehow gave Cosmo full-blown mental issues. It seems like he managed to do a pretty good job of that all on his own. There's at least one other streamer I can think of who uses the stuff (Brian Kibler of MtG/HS fame) and he seems to be just fine as far as being a man in your 30s and playing video games for a living gets you.
Did I miss the ff XII run?
>>338298618
Yeah, it was last night. Fairly comfy and informative, if a bit autistic. Probably the highlight of the marathon so far.
>>338298737
They just abused the nihopayyylmao, right?
>>338297721
>>338297504
Having read up on isoflavones now, I don't think you can blame drinking a lot of soyjuice on Cosmo becoming Narcissa.
The guy just has some screws loose and is starved for attention if you ask me.
The stuff mostly seems to be used for lets call it "hormone treatment" to help with heat flushes during the meno pause and even there it's not really very effective and not provable to have any effects.
>>338297721
Yeah, I heard somewhere that there is estrogen found in soy beans, processed foods and dairy products. Maybe even in water too.
>>338298539
Well, it seems to have estrogen in it so it does make you more feminine. But I guess you're right, that Cosmo guy probably got his own mental problems to make himself a tranny.
>>338298987
You do realize that even the most hot-blooded males and dewy-eyed females have estrogen and testosterone in them, right? The only way this could some how fuck you over is if your body is over-producing said chemical or is unable to correctly take it in, both of which are going to give you problems whether or not you eat something with that in it.
Chat is worse than gossiping schoolgirls fuck.
>quest 64
what an original name
>Quest 64
>No __peaches
>>338298987
Only about 20-55% of the Isoflavones actually get into your blood in the first place, if you consider that there isn't even that much of the it in soy beans in the first place and that it's only similiar to estrogens and doesn't have the same amount of effectiveness you'd literally have to inject yourself with that soylent stuff to get any notable effects.
You would literally puke the stuff back out before you'd manage to get enough of it into you.
>>338299221
too much of the wrong one cause you to develop things like manboobs
>>338299667
The only way you can get too much of one is via direct injections of them or the aforementioned body issues. You would probably throw up/die before you somehow managed to get that level into yourself via this soylent shit or whatever else.
>estimate: 2:35:00
Back to Dota, I suppose.
>>338299623
>>338299221
Yeah, I wouldn't think there was a whole lot of estrogen in the food you eat and drink. But there seems to be an effect from drinking the soyient stuff all the time, just like Cosmo because of how he got more feminine from drinking it. But he probably got his own mental issues already before taking that stuff.
>>338300526
including painting his nails
>>338290669
>>338299863
honestly im sure you're right but i will add that cosmo said it's literally the only thing he consumes. i believe he called it 'optimizing his diet'.
>>338300526
Now I haven't been following the whole cosmo/narcissa thing because I really can't be bothered about what basically boils down to e-celeb bullshittery, but from what pictures I've seen he hasn't had any changes that you would need hormone "therapy" to explain.
No increased breast size of any notable kin or any increase in fat tissue. Just bleached hair, shitty clothes and painted nails. And you most certainly can't blame this >>338261710 on any kind of food you can take to a police station and walk out of it without handcuffs.
The guy is nuts and that's the long and the short of it
>>338300856
Was that from drinking soyient at all time or just mental problems? I assume it's mental problems.
>>338220216
>them
>commentating
nah. I'm all for banter but that's mostly what they are doing if they actually decided to talk. They rarely divulge in tricks/glitches/etc.
But anyways, their heart is in the right place, but this is pretty embarassing. GDQ might be corporate shit with anti-fun, but they had some professionalism. These guys constantly drop connection, are way behind schedule, etc.
>>338300526
I don't keep up with streamers, did Cosmo really get noticeably more feminine after drinking this stuff?
I figure he probably always had the potential to be quite feminine if he eventually decided to become a tranny, maybe becoming more feminine was just due to him gradually realising he wanted to be the little girl.
>>338301197
Yeah that's true enough, he's just plain nuts. Also, I think I read a tweet of his saying he's taking hormones now.
wow this is boring
>>338301197
Of course you would believe that it couldn't be soy. You "can't be bothered".
>>338301365
You're probably right about that. From seeing the picture I replied to, I just thought he decided to turn into a full-blown tranny by drinking that soyient stuff for years. And I don't really keep up with streamer's personal lives either...
2 hours until Pokemon Puzzle League on hard
>>338301593
No, I'm a pharmacy student. I know a thing or two about hormones and soy bean juice making someone a tranny is tin-foil hat tier idiocy.
Shit, I'm late to NASA.
Any clips?
lol fucking autists
>>338301765
>I am indoctrinated at marxist colleges
Thanks for confirming
>>338260192
Soylent. Seriously.
So what happened to DMC3?
>>338217315
>Quest 64
this is actually the first time I've seen its gameplay
I thought it was infamous for being really bad? Aside from being slow (its an old JRPG) this looks pretty decent for its time
>>338220216
Did they fix the silky smooth 12 fps yet?
>>338260192
Honestly? Probably just a standard kinda' depressive phase that actually got twisted into him thinking that he was actually transgender or whatever. I don't doubt that there are legit trans people out there, but the fact that Cosmo never struggled with stuff like this up until this late in his life and it doesn't seem to be getting better really just indicates he should've seen a psychologist a lot earlier and not let his internet hugbox diagnose him.
>>338302042
Universität actually.
>>338260735
>why does this video have so many views
because he got BTFO now and forever.
>>338261710
JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS
>>338260612
He also embarassed himself at the Nintendo World Championships by not knowing how to walljump
>>338217315
Why is the volume so fucking low? Jesus fuck man, screw that shit.
new bread when
>>338301593
You could be right, Cosmo's problems are most likely mental-related, but I think drinking that soylent stuff helped him act and become more feminine than before.
>>338217315
So this is what happens when you let /v/ in charge lmao
>>338303493
Out of curiosity, how did he become more "feminine"? Did he grow breasts? Did his stature change greatly?
You, or at least one or more person here keep writing he became "more feminine" but I really don't see what you could mean with that.
>>338303825
Estrogen from soy makes you act 'girly'. Add a society that tells you that 'transgender' is a thing and..
