>Dude, like, what if we put a million fucking spiders in the same area
git gud
>>338211675
Shit ain't hard. It's just not fun fending off a million of the same enemy that has floaty fucking attack animations.
>>338211850
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Oh no, OP!
You foolishly criticized Dark Souls II, the favourite game of /v/'s contrarian crowd. Now you will suffer shitposts of dozens of idiots who defend a game that doesn't even deserve its name.
>>338211850
Then just light your torch and ignore them.
>light torch
>can kill them at your leisure
What's the problem here
>>338211574
You realize they don't like fire, right?
Hold up your torch, or hug a brazier
>>338212151
>Light torch
I'm not a casual, ya babby.
![Dark_Messiah_Might_and_Magic_(PC)_32[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B3Hgxu9.jpg "Dark_Messiah_Might_and_Magic_(PC)_32[1].jpg")
Those aren't even scary spiders
>>338212030
The tracking is absurd, there's boring enemies just spattered everywhere. I can't see how anyone could defend this game against 1,3, or bloodborne.
>>338212080
>>338212204
>>338212151
How am I just finding this out after a few years.
>>338212339
>complains about enemy
>completely ignores the best way to deal with them
Your a special kind of retard, arent you?
Don't you realize that From designed the enemy to be dealt with in that way?
You souls elitists are fuckin' dumb
>>338212339
>dont use torch
>WOW THIS IS BS WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
>use torch
>WHAT AM I CASUAL? LMAO
If you're going to purposely handicap yourself then dont bitch
>>338211574
This is clearly not an image for spiders, but for ants
DUDE
SPIDERS
LMAO
>>338212486
I played through this recently. There was another spider cave up ahead with all the orcs and whatnot, there was a spider cave just like this one in the side of a cliff.
EVERY SINGLE PICKUP IN THERE WAS BROKEN BEYOND FUCK AND MY ENTIRE SCREEN BECAME AN EYE BLASTING WHITE HOLE
>>338213379
Sorry, dude.
>>338212693
Probably because you're a fucking idiot
I've only played that piece of shit game once and I figured out that they hate fire
>having trouble with a couple spiders
They're just bugs, it can't be that hard to squish them - they're not even that big.
>>338212693
It's a feature only added in SotFS, I tried it in the vanilla version and it never worked.
>>338212693
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO bakadat feel when only one game got the torch right
>>338212204
How do you realize something like that? I love ds and bloodborne but you might as well throw one of everything you got at each enemy if you want to find weaknesses. I just roll and r1 everything so I don't have to learn retarded weaknesses. Why would a spider not like fire? Why isn't everything not made of fire weak to fire?
>>338217201
There's braziers you can light in a few of the... Houses?
Anyway, lighting them makes it obvious that the spiders don't like the light and will avoid it.
One mirrion spiders
>>338217452
Never mind, this is sotfs stuff. I've only played vanilla with dlc. Not buying it twice.
>>338217201
Not him but in the first time playing the base game, I saw various lamps outside of the spider trap room but the room itself is just dark so I figured it'd have something to bringing the light source. I brought the torch and opened the trap chest only to get fucked by spiders who gives no shit about fire. Fucking bravo B-team.
>>338212030
>URRRFFF HURRR I WATCHED MATHHEWMATOSIS VIDEO FOR ALL MY OPINIONS AND ONLY PARROT NEO /V/ SHITPOSTS BECAUSE I CANT THINK FOR MYSELF HURRRRR SHITTY GAME B TEAM WHERE IS BASED MIYAZAKI THE SOLE CREATOR OF DARK SOULS THE FIRST THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW DARK SOULS AND ALSO DEMON SOULS WHICH IS ALSO THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME WAS MADE SINGLEHANDEDLY BY MIYAZAKI AND EVERYONE ELSE WORKING ON THE PROJEECT DIDNT MATTER THANK GOD HE ALSO CREATED DARK SOULS 3 INSTEAD OF THE STUPID GAY B TEAM DURRRRR
this is you right now
>>338212632
Lost Izalith, DaS3 poise, no replayability.
>>338212632
>The tracking is absurd, there's boring enemies just spattered everywhere
Literally Dark Souls 3
>>338218274
Ah yes the classic "all caps strawman" technique
>>338218308
The tracking in DaS3 is better but the camera and target locking got royally fucked.
>>338213516
>that filename
You realize shit like Bed of Chaos exists, right?
>>338218580
They fucked the camera up even more? I haven't played it yet.
>>338218645
Bed of chaos sucks, but only really sucks until you get the hang of where the floor breaks every time.
Rom is always shit, no matter what you do.
>>338218987
I haven't played Bloodborne, but I refuse to believe it's possible to be worst than Bed of Chaos.
>>338218987
Rom's a perfectly fine boss. He tests your crowd control skills and for a mob boss that's a good thing. He's not my favorite boss by any means but he's not nearly as frustrating or shitty as some of the other bosses in the series.
>>338212693
It didn't work in the first release.
>>338218645
It's debatable. OnlyMicolashis worse in BB
>>338219193
There's 4 bosses worse than Bed of Chaos in DeS alone. World bosses 2, 3, 4, and 5.
>>338218987
Rom isn't particularly fun but with he's not anywhere near the worst boss in the series considering the amount of shit bosses there are. I'd say Ancient Dragon is the worst.
>>338219603
Micolash is one of the most memorable fights in BB despite not being very difficult
>>338219609
Yeah, bullshit m8. I'd even take Dragon God over BoC.
>>338219609
You don't like the king dude, flying mantis or garl??
>>338219286
I wouldn't call "kill a hundred stupid extta enemies" a skill desu. Just a chore to do.
>>338220189
You don't have to kill all the spiders.
>>338219609
While all of the archdemon boss fights are a bit anticlimactic, they still offer something fun, like I think that a summoned npc for old monk is the best fight out of all of them, next to storm king, allant, garl, and then dragon god. Garl is just great from a story standpoint and it makes sense with the story and the gameplay, while dragon god, is basically a better BoC
>>338219868
Memorable =/= good though
Bed of chaos is memorable
>>338220685
Micolash is memorable for better reasons. His dialogue and the overall bizarre nature of the fight itself is what makes it stick out in my mind. I only really remember BoC for how shitty it is.
>>338218645
lel
>>338218645
Rom is worse than Bed of Chaos.
Bed of Chaos is merely an unpleasant bump.
>>338211574
Like just use a torch and run through them to the ladder.
>Dude, what if those spiders had swords and rapiers inside of them?
>>338220189
They let you control how you want to fight the boss. He's perfectly doable with 100 spiders alive and you just rushing him.
>>338222046
No boss will ever be worse than Bed of Chaos. Bed of Chaos is absolute garbage of the highest caliber.
>>338220685
memorable usually implies good in day to day speech
of course something can be so bad that it is memorable, but people dont usually use the word like that
when people say, man that trip was memorable or man that level was memorable, there is a posotive connotation to that
>>338219286
>he
Rom's a girl.
>>338222046
looks like you don't understand when it's safe to hit the boss.
Love this meme of not being able to play the game being the fault of the designer.
>>338222243
Dude what if we cut off a dragon's tail and it immediately, instantaneously transmogrifies into a weapon that isn't even vaguely shaped like its tail...right here in my bag?
>>338211574
apologize
>They don't like fire
>They hang out in broad daylight with no issue
Anyway OP, the real issue with that area is the homing magic casters whom are impossible to completely clear out without a proper ranged attack and get in the way every time you want to slap around Duke's Dear Mayonnaise. DaS2 had an obnoxious obsession with stacking enemies near fog gates and making it a huge pain to run back if you lost.
>>338222046
Rom isn't even hard. Hell none of the bosses in BB are hard outside of Kos and Headless Bloodletting Beast, and the latter is mostly because of his DaS2 levels of wonky ass hitboxes.
>>338218274
did this stupid dark souls 2 sucks meme really get started by a youtuber?
I was wondering why I kept seeing it
>>338213516
I have never, ever understood the issues with Rom. I thought maybe it was an issue with what weapons I use, but even after four playthroughs I've lost to Rom maybe five times. It's a fight about patience and placement.
>>338222548
>just walk around avoiding the ranged magic while killing ground enemies
>work your way around and kill the casters
>go to boss
>or run by everything and go to boss
Seriously, not hard. I found Duke's entire area to be a pathetic bore.
>>338222625
If you hear complaints about humanoid enemies and waist high rocks, it's from that video.
>>338222271
Rom is garbage of a higher caliber still.
No, seriously, I don't think you've played any bad games once in your life if you think Bed of Chaos is the worst.
>>338222582
Bed of Chaos isn't hard. It's still a shit boss.
Fuck off with this "a boss has to be hard to be bad" shit.
Most of Demon's Souls bosses are piss easy, but they're still bad.
>>338222640
You don't even have to be careful with Rom, you can rush her down and just beat the shit out of here and even take off damage as she's disappearing.
Then again /v/ complains about Defiled Amygdala and that fight was so easy I didn't even get hit once, since all it is is circle strafing, ground pound, combo and it's dead after a bit.
>>338211675
>>338212021
Why do DaS2 defenders always spout this shit? Whereas if you call out the double croco-dogs in DaS3 as being bullshit, you'll be told to git gud but then be given basic advice like pulling or bleed damage.
>>338218274
Double bubble butthurt
That's what you are
>huge amount of squishy enemies
>chokepoint immediately before (the bridge over the spikes
hm what should I do?
>>338222427
At the very least a dragon weapon can fit inside their tails. The Mastadon Greatsword is like 4x as long as a spider is.
But nah, DaS2fags are only capable of referring to DaS1 to defend their precious shitshow.
>>338222874
git gud has been a thing since Metal Gear Online back in MGS4. Didn't start to pick up steam until DaS1 on /vg/ when someone posted a 50 cent git gud mashup that was git gud or die trying.
It's a fucking old gamefaqs meme.
>>338222698
That's the running theme of DaS2 though, shit is fucking boring and tedious. Most areas aren't terribly hard but they aren't terribly fun either, usually pushing you to just run past everything which the game then punishes you for.
>>338222874
Because DS2 is the definitive artificial difficulty version, and you do have to git fucking gud otherwise you just shit your little panties the first time you encounter Ruin Sentinels and come upon the realization that this is how the game is going to be because fuck you difficulty lmao HERE'S FIVE BOSSES AT ONCE
why do you think DS2 is so fucking based and favored by patricians?
>>338223227
Sounds exactly like Dark Souls 1 and Demon Souls. Don't act like they aren't different. You either monotonously clear the area out or just run by everything to the fog door best you can.
>>338222983
It's funny how many DaS2 encounters that describes.
>>338223102
I thought Monster Hunter boards started it back on Gamefags.
>>338223415
Well you might be right, but I personally remember it being on MGO in 08 or 09, don't exactly recall. Either way, it's been a thing long before DaS2, and was mostly a DaS1 thing on 4chan when it started getting spouted around.
>>338223367
I cannot think of any DaS1, DeS, or DaS3 areas quite as awful as shit like Brightstone Cove's sorcerers with high tracking spells that even follow you indoors or Shrine of Amana's longrange sniper bullshit.
DaS3 had a similar area after Pontiff Sully's bonfire but they gave you a wide open space with tons of cover and two alternate paths to take with their own benefits and challenges.
>>338223414
Yeah, the instant DaS 3 came out I had no reason to ever replay DaS 2, and I have hundreds of hours in it.
>>338212632
das2 is much better than bloodborne and equal to DS3
>>338223650
Not him, but Anor Londo Water Park is pretty bad with the ghosts constantly spawning, needing items to damage, and going through walls and all sorts of shit. Tomb of the Giants was also bad because you can't see fucking shit even with a lantern, then again Nito is a sad pushover so you should only have to do it once.
>>338223650
For a series thats known for difficulty there sure is a severe lack of bullshit outside of DS2.
>>338223095
No, you're just being a cherry picking faggot like the others from both sides.
>>338211574
huurrr how do I use torch
>>338222874
because spiders die in 1 hit you autistic piece of shit so git fucking good and never reply to me again until you have something worth saying
>>338223095
DS2 literally has the best pvp and weapon/armor/build variety of the entire series kiddo. But keep on being a memester and sucking Memezaki's dick.
>>338223958
Nah, fuck you. I think "dragons have powerful weapons in their tails" makes a decent amount of sense in the context that dragons are immortal beasts beyond life itself. It's established in the lore pretty early on that tail weapons are a thing, and it's automatically put into your inventory as a gameplay courtesy.
A spider the size of a german shepherd shouldn't have seven different types of swords inside of it. That's stupid, and the only real possible lore explanation is that the spiders may have once been people.
>>338224552
>Hurdur dragons are immortal so it makes sense for them to have greatswords and axes stored in their tails for no reason.
>Muh lore muh lore
God, what a fag.
>>338224707
That's not a very good argument.
>>338211574
>run
>R1 with halbert
>6 spiders dead
>Clean the rest
Literally 10 seconds.
