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Why does nobody like playing healer?


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Why does nobody like playing healer?
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I generally do.
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Because it's boring as hell? Literally the afk job for women that can't quit facebook?
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>>338162424
All the keks
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I don't play healers to enjoy the game itself, anon.
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>>338162146
No strategy, skill, planning, micromanaging, or adaptivity needed. There's a reason why, in every MMO, when it comes time to plan strategy/sequencing, the leader or whoever literally just says "healers heal lol."

Because literally they do is cast 1-2 buffs on a handful of people and spam heal spells after that.
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I only take on healing roles in MOBAs and class based shooters. Boring as shit in MMOs.
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I main healer in most MMOs I play, but I also fit the stereotype so no one cares.
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Because it's harder than mashing 123 on the nearest target.
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>>338162650
sauce
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>>338162146
because its the cuck role
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>>338163284
Playing wack a mole isn't particularly harder
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Because it's harder than DPS but easier than tanking.
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>>338163284
the only class that was ever 123 was 2.X Paladin
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>>338163284
>regen and tabbing out harder than anything
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>>338163845
Opposite.
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this is why I still do it in XIV because white mage has the best looking job armor
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>>338164485
Missing the arrow up.
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Healing is the most boring job in MMOs.

>Stand where you wont get hurt.
>Keep tank targeted.
>Cast the same two abilities over and over.
>Cast a few others to taste.
>Oh, someone drew agro? Target them, throw a few heals their way.

I played Driod back in WotLK right before I quit. I hated raid nights when I had to spec Healing because it was literally the most boring shti in the world.

>HoT up the Tank.
>Throw a few Hots around the raid.
>Sit and watch for a few seconds.
>Refresh Hots.
>Innervate someone because they can't into mana management.
>Maybe remove a poison or curse here and there.

There was a few exceptions to the situation, but it was 90% watching my HoTs tick.
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>>338164843
Its my shirt not yours retard
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>>338164995
It's a healer shirt.
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"Griefing" in a raid by being a Healer: Do no healing while everyone is yelling at you & pretending that you are new to this style of games.

Pretty much the only way to grief in a legit way, without being banned. Being banned by "AFK'ing"? Well, if it was a FPS, you'll most likely get kicked from the server. But in a MMO?
Hehe..
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>>338163412

I'm a cuck and I don't like playing the shitty healer.
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>>338164334
>he's only played WoW and WoWclones
Play a real MMO. FFXI put some hair on the fucking DPS chest.
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It sounds fun but I've never played a MMORPG before. What should I do?
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>>338165203
Get friends that play MMOs. Playing an MMO on your own is completely missing the point.
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>>338165157
>healing is harder than DPS
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>>338165203
Solo or with Friends?
Some MMORPGs has classes that are made for Co-op & some that are just for beast through it all.
Your pick.
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>>338162146
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>>338165059
>play retadin in mop
>healer throws a tantrum because the tank goes too fast
>stops healing
>I offheal the tank with fully powered WoGs
>we finish the dungeon without the healer

Feels so good to cuck annoying healers like this
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I play healer exclusively. I also only play mmo that let me be a little boy, so nobody tries to hit on me.
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>>338165317
I don't have any friends, can I make friends through the game?
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>>338165317
You could just make friends in the MMO? You're not one of those autistic anti-social fucks that complain modern MMOs have no 'community' right?
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>>338162146
I don't want dicks in my ass that's why
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>>338165502
Not anymore
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>>338165474
And then the loot is shared & the healer didn't have to do a single thing.
It's kinda like saying that you're a girl in a MMO & then others will give you stuff for free, but as an class instead.
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>>338165502

you don't make friends past a certain age in life

acquaintances, at most
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>>338162146
>Why does nobody like playing underpaid babysitter?
Gee I wonder.
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you have to be an actual faggot to play healer
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>>338165471
/v/'s version is dead accurate though
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>>338165317
I personally just tried playing DDO and notice that every time I end up playing I spend 20 minutes looking for a group, find nothing, and just alt+f4

what is a MMO where I can just grind dungeons as a healer or some support class?
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>>338162146
WHY ISN'T THERE MORE TENTACLE RAPE CAT GRILL PORN

GODDAMNIT JAPAN
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>>338162146
I do
I like helping

If I can have pets I'd rather do that
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>>338164948
>Driod
How did Druid botch into that?

WoW healing is the worst compared to white mage healing in FFXIV. Blizz should take notes as to how natural healing mechanics feel in FFXIV. I used to be able to be quite predictive as a white mage, but I start to fumble in healing in WoW as the raid frames don't show the position of where your target is.
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>>338165792
Any game with a dungeon finder.

That only aggravate the problem though.
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>>338165742
most of the actual faggots I know play DPS though.

Maybe that's a FFXIV thing.
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Because I dont like the glamour and armor it has. Tanks and DPS get to have cool shit and use sharp weapons. I never cared for wands and stavrs.
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>be tank for years
>start playing healer
>become one of the mean ones instead of a little bitch
>tank picks on dps friend
>tell him to cut it the fuck out or I'll make his life hell
>doesn't believe me
>hover him at critical HP entire run
>he flips out
>sometimes they leave
>new tank appears instantly
>we continue as normal
>good tanks like me, make good tank friends

This is fucking easy mode my god. No wonder subs with no fucking personality can succeed at it, even if I didn't have balls everything would be given to me on a silver platter.
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>>338165471
Why does every picture about this include a tank going "too fast"? It's almost impossible to find tanks going too fast in modern mmos, whereas you run into tanks who are slow as fuck daily.
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Healing should be a more complicated mechanic than it is, but causalisation / non reliance. You have stamina during fights, and permanent damage that can't heal till you rest.
Status effects that cripple your character, lose eyesight by being blinded in one eye, 50% penalty. Lingering paralysis of legs due to electric current while fight thunder monster in a river, or arms.
Broken limbs after a battle that need to be set / exceed fighters natural recovery.
Without complicated or interesting gameplay due to hit detection / or cause and effects, you could get buy with the cost of healing items for time+effort instead in most games. But whats worst is automatic healing.
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>falling for the slut-healer meme
>bullying your healer
I seriously hope you guys don't do that.
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Outta my way boys, best tank coming along.
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>>338166241
>I'm a passive aggressive little cunt who can't handle the bant.
There. I summed up your entire post.
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I usually main Healer in MMOs, but really that's just to fill the giant Defender/Brute/Crab Spider-shaped hole in my heart.
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>>338166416
I bully them with my dick
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>>338165471
>tank going too fast
i fucking wish
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>>338166515
>I don't know what words mean: the post
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>>338166241
>*I ain't having this shit* 'Crush the can to get heals! You must crush the can to get heals!'
>>338166515
The victim of the crush can for Jay Owen.
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>>338166509
RIP GW
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>>338162146
I'm going to marry Y'shtola!
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after playing healer in pretty much every game that has a character with healing abilities i can safely confirm this is THE most badass healer character ever created.
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>>338162146
I do, but I'm not a goddamn fuckboi like 2/3rds of the other fuckers are. Seriously, why does this fucking archetype get so many cock hungry sluts?
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>>338166868
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>>338162146
it seems like you dont know me
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>>338162146
No reward
People bitch at you if you don't do EXACTLY what they say all the time
I enjoy healer if the team says thanks for helping and shit like that.
>heal someone in tf2
>they give the "Thanks!" voice command
>feels good nigga
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>>338166515
Its okay anon I'd just not heal you and get what I want.
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"healer"
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These threads are fucking terrible. Go back to /r9k/ or something this is barely vidya.
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>>338167257
You're getting the dick either way so chill
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>>338164485
Fixed that for you.
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>>338162146
>tfw I'm the only person playing healers with the canonically dominant races instead of being a cute little heal slut
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>>338165686
they can just votekick him out?
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>>338167542
>bikini slut
Bikini are for tanks, not healers.
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>>338167257
I'm not even a fucking tank. But goddamn, you are a pathetic fuck.
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It feels dirty to me.

Take world of warcraft as an example. Playing a healer basically means you can get a spot in any raid group with the bare minimum item level because of the number of healers required, and the lack of healers available. It doesn't even matter if you're good or not.

You don't really get a say in much. You're not brought to the group because of your fuck awesome dps, since hps means jack shit, nor are you an awesome tank that knows how to lead and handle mechanics.

You're basically a girly boy in a dress there only to lather up stronger men with your heal spells while they ignore you the whole time.
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post more slut healer
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>>338166156
Pretty sure most are switching to healer since it's the only one where you can be okish and not be called out on it.

If anything dps got it bad in HW since now it's even more apparent who are the bad dps with act and more rotations.
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I'm actually a huge slut, but when I play a healer I'm too focused on how pissed off I am to be slutty.
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>>338168016
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Would you bully your Lala healer?
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>>338168194
With the most ferocious head pats.
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>>338162146
>tfw just a normal person who enjoys playing healer
>have to be lumped into this "healslut" faggotry

Stop.
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>>338168167
>come here to post about how I enjoy playing healers
>see people talk shit about my waifu
Raya-O is NOT a slut!
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>>338162146
I only played as DPS and Tank, in XIV at least. Healing seems hard and I've never played as one before.
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>>338162146
Because they usually have little killtential. It would also require socializing to make yourself useful
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I always play healer because I have a terrible inferiority complex and it makes me feel good and important.
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>>338168194
I always bully that redditor race, healer or not.
Gas the lalas, race war MEOW.
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>>338168194
I'm always flirting with Lala healers, I want to own that cute shota cock 4ever for personal use.
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>TFW you do not fit in the healslut anime stereotype.
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>>338162146
>Play as healer
>The healer is the most important job
>Only job is to heal and possibly buff/debuff
>If you fuck up everyone dies and you're mostly to blame
>Have to micromanage and keep watch on everyone's heal and buffs/debuffs
Tanks just have to get hit while DPS has to deal damage, both can be done if the player begins a fight and goes idle but as a healer you have to pay attention and can't afford to relax

tl;dr tanks and dps are easymodo while healers don't get to dick around
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>>338167542
You're doing god's work
I fell for the catgirl meme but didn't want my character to look a generic anime slut.
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>>338168194
No because I'm the lalafel healer.
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Christ, did most of you guys get molested by your slutty school nurse and get traumatized or something?

I play healers because of the rewarding feeling I get being the only reason my team survived a fight.

The medic class in Global Agenda was god tier though. He had poisons and debuffs that fucked up any enemies damage blocker shields. Shit was real fun back when it was alive.
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>>338167542
Nigga, I play a male highlander and the only classes I have above 27 are the three healers.
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>>338168725
General tribal slut.
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>>338167985
Or you can stop healing and let the raid die. Keep talking shit faggot.
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>>338168463

>and it makes me feel good and important

This. It's nice to help people. It's enjoyable to see their health bar go up and know that you're the one who did that, who saved them and empowered them to keep fighting. Compliments are nice too, but they aren't essential. Succeeding in the mission with nobody dying is its own quiet reward.
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>>338168576
my dream is to be owned like that anon
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>>338168894
>Global Agenda
It was pretty fun, too bad it was ruined on day1 when people figured out that during the loading of the map, which was random, it would make a specific sound, which was a sound cue for a specific tile to spawn that would spawn infinite amounts of enemies and you would stay there huddled for 12 hours doing absolutely nothing grinding xp and mats.
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>>338168194
I'd kick him like the football he is. Catboy whm master race
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I like playing tank/healer at the same time, so satisfying to grab all the trash, buff your teammates and throw out heals/decurses and stunning the stray mob here and there that jumps on to one of your dps buddies, I guess that would be considered the team captain or leader role
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>>338168690
The way you said that, makes me feel like it's a RTS sometimes.
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I do, but only in DnD, too unrewarding in mmorpgs and feels like a chore since you gotta spam heals for shitfucks you barely know.
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I wish I could hug every healerfriend!
They're probably not as fat and ugly as DPSkids
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Healers are for _______
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>>338169453
Owning
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>>338169453
keeping the party alive
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>>338169453
spoiling
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>>338169453
tera is shit kill yourself
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>>338169453
Suckling on boycock for healing juice
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>tfw no one to stuff my lalafell boypussy
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I'm a Elezen (male) healer with the gear that looks the most like armor, fuck that slut faggotry
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Healers are disgusting embarrassing creatures.
t nothing personal ninja
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gee i don't know.

maybe because a few people joked around about healer/tank relationships and then suddenly a bunch of bottom of the barrel /vg/ faggots started taking it seriously and started to make ERP threads on /v/.

for me it's just because healer requires a certain amount of focus that the other two don't. i'm usually playing tank first and then a DPS. i have at least one of every roll but healer just turns out to be the one i play the least because i'm scatterbrained
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>>338162146
Because this role can be completely replaced by scripted macros.
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>>338169110
>tfw no Lalafel shota to accompy me on my travels and doing all of the chores

Just kill me already
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>>338169453
remove korean garbage
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>>338168894
That's the same reason I play Tank. Feels pretty great knowing everyone would be dead without you there.
'Course, it doesn't hurt that it makes finding groups go by so much faster.
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>>338169806
But how hard do you fuck lalafells in the ass?
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Played MMo's for years, If you ask me every role has its difficulty.

>tanks have to manage aggro, Know the in's and out's of big boss fights and, call out stuff to the raid

>dps have to know rotations, when to debuff and buff, boss placement

>healers have to pay attention to everyone's health/mana , buff/debuff, Cure

They all have there challenges if you ask me. Just depends of your play style really. I personally think tanking when you have multiple elite mobs and boss the the hardest but I have never really raid healed in high end raids just low tier stuff.
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>>338170010
My pleasure she-beast
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>>338169365
Well MMO's are actually RTS;
Takes place in real time and there is strategy involved when forming a party and questing/combat

There's a reason why you couldn't pause the game during a "match" when your parents asked you to when you were younger because MMO's and RTS are the same
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>>338168194
I'd only bust him in the jaw if he starts acting like a cunt or spouting some of the healslut queer shit you faggots keep on bringing up on /v/
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>>338167542
damn. i might have to check this game out if they are that hot.
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>>338170010
I volunteer!
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>>338170091
I can't cum unless they are about to die.
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>>338169803
Pretend to be a miqo'te child and I'd stuff that boipussi after every fight
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>>338169453
DUDE
TERA
LMAO
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>>338167542
More of her please.
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>>338167542

>shoulders wider than hips

M A N
A
N
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>>338170281
I like this picture, anon
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>play shota dps
>all i get are futas trying to impregnate my boipucci
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>>338170205
You can hit me whenever you want ,anon, even in front of strangers~
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>>338162146
>not playing healer and bossing everyone around because if they don't comply they would need to look for healer again.
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>>338170457
would you rather fuck mine?
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>>338170480
>le bossy healer meme
Always the shitters dying to aoe.
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>>338170328
This is my only screenshot aside from being naked on a horse, haven't played it in a long time.
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>>338170457
>impregnate my boipucci
How about you impregnate me, anon
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What would you change or add to Healing classes in MMOs to make them fun?
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>>338169453
Is this game still alive even?
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>>338170248
C U T E
U
T
E
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>>338170938
BUY GILPLSSSS
HEY BRO
PLSS LOL LMAO
PIPIPIPIP
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>>338171139
Sex/relationship mechanics. Playing with someone multiple times builds relationship. Better relationship means better heals. Can also decrease over time or if they die.

Kiss healing would be cute too
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>>338170103
this is pretty much true and what happens with my main group. i'm usually the offtank.

Since tanks usually only have to worry about placement, direction, and agro we're usually the one to volunteer call out mechanic/phase changes


DPS is nowhere near as easy as people make it out to be, if mess up your rotation, timing on buffs, and positional. especially on bosses with tight dps checks and enrage timers if you don't kill them fast enough


when it comes to healers i simply don't know but they have my respect and are usually the one to get the party back up and save us from a wipe. besides. the difference between an awful, good, and amazing healer is always supper apparent
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>>338171207
thanks anon~
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>>338162762
>strategy, skill, planning, micromanaging, or adaptivity
none of these things exist in mmos anyway so idk what youre on about
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>>338171194
Don't bully, anon...
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>>338170938
and you dont post the naked on horse one? shame.
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>>338171407
Looks too much like a girl, would not blow raspberries.
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>>338170458
i'd votekick you from my group right in front of strangers and never speak to you again
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>>338171465
It was a legitimate question.
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>mfw rest of the group thanks me with their cocks for healing well
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>>338171569
but i like to look cute and girly anon, don't be mean
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>>338166381
>>338166676

Wanna see tanks going fast? Check out Asmongold. Fucker infuriates me and I stopped playing wow years ago.
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>>338171505
Because it's lame
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>>338171582
And you'd he a goodbye kiss for your efforts.
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It's fucking boring
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>>338170248
>>338171407
>tfw no lala shota to use as an onahole and to swallow his little peewee inside my elezen futa dickhole

kill me
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>>338171687
Oh my that is cute indeed.
10/10 would pimp you out and bank that gil after the whole party took their turns with you
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>>338171687
Look however you want, but don't expect head pats from me.
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>>338171783
>swallow his little peewee inside my elezen futa dickhole
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>>338171724
>It's fucking boring
>mfw I'm on the verge of re-activating my subscription because of heal slut threads

Why do I get this urge when porn is free
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>>338171667
Oh, sorry, then.
I just started playing, but it looks very alive to me.
They also just realeased a new class (ninja Elin), and it seems old players are coming back to give it a try
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>>338171783
>inside my elezen futa dickhole
We didn't need that info
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>>338171948
I've been trying to find a not shit MMO to play where I can just healslut to the high heavens.

BDO was a fucking disappointment, as was Blade and Soul. I'm seriously considering FFXIV even though I can't afford it by all rights.
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DUDE
HEASLUTS
LMAO
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>>338166509
Mesmers say hi
and
Mesmer Masterrace
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I don't think the church approve of your faggotry.
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>>338171783
Looks like /d/ is here
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>>338172294
What a world to die for.
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>>338172489
I want /xivg/ to leave.
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>>338171710
I'm buying this game.
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gays are okay, they said
it'll be fine they said.
/vg/ isn't going to spread aids to the entire planet, they said
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>>338172621
Make sure you don't end up being owned by a WHM roe
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>>338172712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7YW045deBY

Calm down, bud.
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It's almost ridiculous the amount of headpats you can recieve by just being a sitted down lala on a city.
It feels nice.
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>>338172043
The problem with Tera is the pandering, the game was ok, the combat was interesting, and while at launch every race could be every class suddenly EVERY FUCKING NEW CLASS HAS TO BE ELIN OR A WOMAN, FUCK YOU.

That's like WoW releasing new classes but only for female draenei.
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>>338172847
/throw
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>>338172847
and here I thought I was being original petting all the lalas I see
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>>338173052
>shota queen
lewd
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>>338173052

>shota queen

ffxivg please leave
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>>338167542
Femroe healer is the best race/class combo.
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>>338173052
Keep up the good work, you're spreading happiness.
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>>338172847
What server
nobody interacts at all with eachother on mine
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>>338173270
Sister!
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>>338173424
It's been kinda long since I played, but it was on Zodiark.
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>>338168194
I'm the lala healer bullying. Being a power bottom + teasing a bigger person is too fun to not do.
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>>338173270
Trannylanders are much better than Micheal Cera the race.
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>want to be my friend's lap shota
>he only plays xiv
I don't like how lalafels look
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>>338173737
hnnnnnng

if only i wasn't playing a lala
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>>338171783
Cockfucking is lewd.
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>>338173487
LIQUIIIIIIIIIID
>>338173768
Highlanders are fine too
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>>338173774
The problem isn't lalafel, its that only two decent MMO have shotas.
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>>338173787
Live it anon. Next tank you get make sure to wind up sexually the whole dungeon before grinding on him like an animal in heat at the end, all while berating how much he enjoys getting molested by a Lala.
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Would you play with a healer that was actually a girl ?
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>in a dungeon group
>tank is slow as fuck and can't hold aggro
>start pulling myself for the sake of a timely clear
>rest of the group follows suit
>tank starts standing back in hopes that we die without him and his special snowflake status will be reaffirmed
>half the dungeon goes by and he hasn't done anything but keep up
>finally says "c-can you let me do my job? p-please?"

is there a more pathetic group of entitled cucks than tanks in MMOs?
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>>338173853
and fun
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>>338173872
Disgusting ogre.
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>>338174037
I always play healer to avoid such a risk
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>>338174034
I've never been too dominant, but I actually felt like being a power bottom when I was a fem lala. I don't know what it was. But I bullied people all the time
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>>338173774
Lalafells look like midgets more than shotas.
>>338174037
Yes, and have quite a bit. Just in XIV but she was a pretty good SCH.
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>>338174125
Very fun.
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>>338174037
No.
Women have shit priorities and thus make bad healers.
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>>338174037
I had the misfortune of.
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>>338169453
>cockblock.jpg
nice
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>>338174064
This happened to me the last time I've played FF.

I'm at the boss, everyone is just fucking dead and they have to watch me solo him for 15 minutes straight because those retards didn't even try to dodge any attack.
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I want my latest character in DaS to have healing skills but they require 36 and 48 faith and im not doing a pure faith build...either way this really screws being able to heal others early on.

I don't mind healing but I am drawn toward hybrid combo magic/divine characters lately, so its not my main concern to heal tank.

I imagine most people don't like healers because their offensive spells are either too conditional (kill undead) or weak compared to wizarding, which most pure casters would go for.
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>>338174130
>he doesn't like ogres
What are you gay?
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>>338174037
I used to play in an all female guild, believe me, it's not worth it. We used to fail basic dungeons because all they were doing is talk about makeup and daily bullshit I dont want to hear on teamspeak and that was when I was the healer, now imagine those kind of people as healers.
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>>338174446
holy shit i want to be her pet
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>>338174194
balmung?
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>>338174446
I want to ask her out.
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>>338174446
>that smile

I know that smile
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>>338174813
>implying i'm a degenerate
Tonberry
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>>338175076
>filename

literally my fetish
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>>338174813
Of course, but I'm not subbed anymore.
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>>338175168
such a shame
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>>338162146
I like playing healer, but I'll play tank instead for instant queues.

I never bully healers though
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>>338174446
That ogre at least look female, unlike Micheal Cera from XIV
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>>338174037
Only if she was 12
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>>338175186
oh well, thats too bad
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>>338174658
Next up on Things That Never Actually Happened
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>>338170091
I only fuck female roes
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>play random mmos (tera, wow, ff, blade & soul)
>get bored because I dont know how to make friends without I'm a girl irl!
am I a boring person?
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>>338175329
I don't care if you don't believe it, but women are pretty fucking shit at mmorpgs
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>>338175334
Excellent taste
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>>338175172
>tfw not sure if I should resub for some lala lovemaking when seeing those two cuties
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>>338162146
I like healing but it's generally a pretty braindead job in most games, so I prefer more complex support or multitasking roles.

By the way all games that only have the DPS/Tank/Healer trinity are garbage and should be shut down.
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>>338175401
Women are boring so yes.
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>>338175439
not all of them

had a specific girl that was pretty good and did most everything the guild required.
Spreadsheets of builds and managing players, that kinda shit.

Still talk to her desu 2 years after we disbanded
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>>338175401
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
If you don't make any friends until you tell them you're actually a girl, yes
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>>338175401
It's just that times are changing, people rather want to be disconnected to everyone else while being the center of the attention. Back in the day, you would see someone grinding on the same mobs and you'd chat them up right away and they would do the same to you. Now it's just a permanent competition without any social interaction. It isn't your fault, really.
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I want the healslut meme to die.
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>>338174064
I was going to tell you to not be a faggot and give him advice buy he sounds like a bitch
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>>338174658
Not trying to be contradictory I swar, but I've had the exact opposite experience with an all female guild. They were fucking on that shit. But they still talked about girl shit though, I admit.
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>>338174037
I already did.

She is my girlfriend now.
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>game has sparks and lights and bells and whistles for damage
>healing is SWOOSH and +2000 hp

I think the problem is a lack of feedback for healers.
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>>338175553
I'm not even subbed anymore anon, it's not worth it just for the headpats
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>>338175401
I get bored after making a female character. But when I make a Male. I mostly just solo through.

tfw your stalker/filthy merc as a male character looks good as fuck and then when you do it on a female character, you loose the taste of it all.
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>Just downloaded The Secret World to buy some expensive costumes to ERP with
>Healslut FF thread appears
>Can't decide where to put my money

Goddamnit
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>>338174037
if older then 14 i'm out
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>healer in MMOs
whack-a-mole with a health bar, boring as hell

>Monk/Ritualist/Paragon in GW1
Unstoppable god of war with unbelievably high skill-ceiling, only true patricians can handle it.
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>>338175969
I want to lock up those 3 lalas and bounce on their dicks all day until they beg me to stop making them cum
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>>338175969
Post moar lala pictures at least. Terrified boy lalas being led around by domme lala girls? yes please.
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Because tanks and healers are just assholes in general.
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>>338162146
>because I only play warrior

>mfw I used to wreck in PVP in wow back when Protect would stun lock and you have rocketboots to multicharge
>mfw when I have no face
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Lalas should be genocided.
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>>338176113
there was a glorious period of time where smite healer monks were actually extremely viable in the arenas

then arenanet decided to destroy everything fun with PvE and PvP versions of skills
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My FFXIV sub expires today

should I resub for 3.3
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>>338176397
I'd like to see you try, c@slut.
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>>338176283
i wish that would have happened to me more often, for some reason the dom lala girls are rare
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>>338176283
>Terrified boy lalas
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>>338176397
i wanna put my dick in that c@'s mouth
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>>338176026
I wish the combat was more better, The story is there but getting into combat and fighting just felt awful, Sound effects animations controls. just ugh.
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>>338176397
Au ra should be as well and cats should be rounded up and placed into breeding camps.
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i always play healer in every game op, it's my favorite class.
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>>338176486
The problem was more around GvG, where you used to have bullshit team builds like healing ballets that were just 12 fucking healers and you're basically starving out the enemy team even if they're spikers.
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>>338176650
Go home, Alphinaud, you're drunk.
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>>338176643
>Lala
>Not Terrified
>Ugly as fuck with facepaint
>Dumb enough to wear one of those robe + helmet combos
Nigga pls
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I main a healer in every game that has a healer. I just get special satisfaction helping teammates stay alive. It feels good being support and having your teammates back. The look they give you when save them just in time... Oh it feels so good.

The only negative is your teammates can sometimes be entitled thinking you should be focused on them every second. Then it becomes your fault that they died, but you can take the criticism, you're built for it.

You may not get the glory, praise, and cool action highlights, but you know your value to your team. You are the backbone, the life force, the healer.
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>>338176637
Same reason Loli dommes are rare, smaller dom big sub isn't that common, and most people are just lazy fucks who want to be told what to do rather than do all the work like most "subs" want.
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>>338176617
>shuzuchi behind you
>assassinate
Pff, nothing personal
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>>338177214
I can't even find lolidoms on f-list who aren't terrible. life is bad for a degenerate like me
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>>338177420
desu i would probably be too embarrassed to mention its prepubescent children
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>>338177447
I do on rare occasion, though I don't do it over f-list, only on Second Life or on eRP servers in games, I gotta have some eyecandy to go with my RPs. Also it helps to be a cute, molestable lala boy, who isn't afraid to tell me what he wants, IC or OOC. If I know what you're after, I can go to town.
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Anyone who plays ff14 healer want to tell me how many groups of mobs its safe to pull as a tank?
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>>338175804
This.
I miss when MMOs were about meeting other people, shit's just too cold now.
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>>338177713
As man as possible. If the healer can't keep up, call them shit and kick them.
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Someone pay for my FFXIV sub.
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>>338177679
Yeah I don't like f-list as much either, but it's where most of the people are. I usually have some trouble articulating what I want because I get ultra embarrassed, but I can at least mostly get the point across.
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>>338177447
>chat with a guy on f-list
>he wants to be my teacher in 1st grade
>have to start being bratty and cheeky because this cuck can't voice his desires
>he wants more but acts completely apathic
I can see how lolidom caters to the worst kind of people, though.
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>tfw get best group in roulettes
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>>338173737
Lala power bottoming is truly the best thing in the game.
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>>338177713
Depends on the class and the player and their level/gear.
While levelling pre-50: Don't push your luck. Especially pre-40 on PLDs, you don't have Shield Oath yet so you're squishy as fuck.

PLD: Pull as much as you're comfy with and the healer can and WANTS keep up with. If he's going OOM keeping you up, that's too many. If he has to burn his mana regen skill, that's just a little too many, cuz he can't do that every pull.

WAR: As long as you know your cooldowns and limits, start slow then pull more based on the healer after a fight or two. Technically this is true of all tanks, you should never assume your healer in the random queue is going to keep up until you've seen at least one fight with them.

DRK: Please re-roll to PLD preferably, or WAR. These assholes are hard to keep alive in the first place, let alone on big pulls, just like DKs in WoW, they're tanks designed to outheal dmg, not mitigate it, which makes the Healer's job more panicky and hard. I hate healing these little shits so much.
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>>338177881
Pay for my sub too. I'll be your femroe WHM domme.
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>>338178020
this is why I always get really antsy and scared when I go to do ERP, I don't want to annoy my partner or be seen as stereotypical. I try to at the very least write really well
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>>338177917
On F-list you sholdn't have to worry, the whole point of F-list is a kink list and to find like-minded people, you have nothing to be embarassed about there. If it's not in their No list and they don't specify they're after specific things, it can't hurt to try.
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>>338178040
>No big tank to triple bully and mock for getting such a pedo erection from 3 slutty lalas molesting him.
Could do better m8.
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>>338178040
Felt like a babysitter
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>>338178209
I mean I know that, but it still embarrasses me for whatever reason. I turn red as a fucking apple even just thinking about hopping back on f-list, I don't know what's wrong with me
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>>338178167
Why be embarassed about your kinks though? It's a fantasy. Just voice whatever you feel like you'd enjoy. All you're doing in an ERP is mix your fetishes and enjoy each other anyway.
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>>338178220
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>>338178398
That's simultaneously adorable and hits home, since I sometimes have the same worry in otherwise completely anonymous situations. Just remember, if you're using an erp alt or name, noone knows who you are. You're just that char, and if shit goes wrong you can make a new name. You got nothing to lose.
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>mfw some /v/edditor thinks he can adopt me
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>>338178220
>lala on lala bullying
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>>338177713
Depends on the dungeon, class doesn't matter.
15-44: 1 or 2
Darkhold: Pull the entire thing before the first boss then 1-2 for the rest of the dungeon.
Aurum: 1-2
Wanderer to Brayflox hard: To the boss room
Hullbreaker to Ampador hard: 3-4
Dusk Vigil to Library : 2-3
Expert: to boss room or door
If healers can't keep up.
Shitter.
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>>338178689
I know I know. I actually have an easier time with random strangers, it's when I get to know people that I have a really hard time ERPing with them. It's just so ludicrously embarrassing. Usually I need to be coaxed into ERP really slowly, with flirting and everything. It's horrible
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>>338178992
Best advice I can give you is to treat it like a play scene, pick up where it starts then fade to black when it ends and go into the OOC chat about it afterward. Never know what you're missing out on if you don't try!

Do you have an f-list you can share, though?
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>>338178503
Three eager tongues exploring and worshiping some poor twitching cock, balls and ass with every mention of his wanting to commit a crime on the horny trio making the lust worse; looking down on three smug faces desperate to ride him to exhaustion.

>>338178846
Lala on lala is boring, they're the same size.
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>>338179180
i wanna be one of those lalas
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>>338179210
same yo.
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>>338178846
This doesn't appeal to me, however if there were 2 roes or highlands abusing the lala with their pedo dicks, that would be quite exquisite
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>>338179258
>>338179210
>>338179180
>mfw no Lala to milk my cock whenever they please
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purge this shit fucking thread

weeb mmos are pure cancer
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>>338179301
>he doesn't want pure lala love
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I like my lalas like this.
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Because I enjoy playing rogue orientated classes.

Dunno why. just prefer em. Also hate warrior related classes.

Why fight someone head on when you can just stick something sharp in their spine all sneaky like.
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>>338162146
What games can I healslut in that aren't WoWclones?
>>
goddamn i want to mash some potatoes right now
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>>338179632
WoW is probably the worst game to healslut in, because you're pretty much not required for 98% of the dungeons due to heirlooms and shit.
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>>338179714
goddamn i want to be mashed right now
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Posting in a lala thread
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>>338179851
Wait a minute, those Lalas... They look familiar...
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>>338179812
WoW is included in the WoWclone umbrella. I want to try healslutting but need a game that doesn't have awful gameplay like WoW and its derivatives.
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>>338179585
I prefer warrior classes
Why slither around like a worm in the dark just to reach someone's back when you can just barge through the front door and slap them silly?
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>>338180078
That sounds dirty, anon
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>>338162146
I have crippling fear when people rely on me
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>>338180078
Babies are so stupid. When something leaves their field of view they literally forget it exists. It's like Rage and textures.
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>>338168576
Is that the girl from Outnumbered?
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>>338179851
>Normal lenght legs
those are no potatoes
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>>338180223
sorry anon is this better

i've fapped to this picture so many times imagining her with a dick, making me casually ride her in the middle of town
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>>338180021
Healers unfortunately are a dying class. Healslutting in FF14 is probably the best experience. You can go full heal/buffslut in Archeage too and afterwards get your brain fucked out in your own home on the beach.
Tree of Savior has a support class that has a skill that lets you setup donation booths, where you can accept donations like people jerking off to you. But that game has very limited customization.
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>>338180204
I'm afraid of letting people down but video games are anonymous enough that it doesn't count. Several acquaintances have offered me jobs but I don't want to affect their business if I fuck up and shut myself down.
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The Nude Mod was the best $5 I ever spent on this game
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>>338180205
At least there's one group of people you're smarter than anon.
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>>338162762
>> I'm a noob anon.
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Progressing through a8s now and man fuck fights that put all the responsibility on the healers (which is a problem with MMOs in general). Healers tend to attract weaker players because lolhealing, so making them the lynchpin of the fight is a recipe for frustration.

We need to go back to gordias tier DPS checks, because I might be a 99th percentile DPS but there's fuckall i can do to speed up progression.
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>>338180554
Healing was always a pretty cumbersome job though, I don't think it was ever being done for being easy. Although you're partially correct, I was playing WoW recently and being a Priest there is a complete joke now compared to vanilla.
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>>338174037
No. My lack of contact with girls my age makes me oversensitive to any kind of interaction with them, so if I started having any kind of regular contact with a female, I'd probably start getting delusions of being attracted to her.
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>>338180475
Link?
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>>338180721
Druid Healing in Wrath was the pinnacle of laziness; just keep rejuv/regrowth on the tank, wild growth the party and that's basically it. Combined with how strong tanks were then(hell, everyone was, in pvp resto druids were literally invincible) it was a no brainer.
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>>338174658
>being the healer in an all female guild
>not constantly getting bullied and teased

Why did reality fail us, bros?
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>>338180475
This isn't the game for nude mod, they need to fix the bodies first.
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I miss my little healslut
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>>338162146
Because it's the second easiest job in the game behind tank.
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>>338180774
>I'd probably start getting delusions of being attracted to her.

That's what's going to happen sooner or later with anybody you talk to though. If you're deprived of female contact, you'll probably automatically fall in love with her due to the attention you suddenly got. But the same thing happens after a while if you talk to a guy, it's just a matter of time how low your tolerance drops until you start blushing when guys give you attention.
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>>338180812
https://gumroad.com/naughtywvr#
If you're curious how it looks, it can be found in this thread, AFTER pages 12 or 14; everything before that is a DIFFERENT texture-only mod; some of the newest pages may not be this same mod, either. http://forum.neko-sentai.com/showthread.php?t=13902&page=11
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>>338162146
Stressful
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>>338181083
post slutty Au Ra
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>>338181030
Never had that issue unless the guy is actually deliberately trying to act like a girl.
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>>338180721
It's a shame because I have no interest in playing a not-DPS, but MMOs have no clue how to design fights that don't put 90% of the burden on the healers.

It gets really old as a DPS having the fight on lock after the 10th pull, but needing the next 90 for the heals to stop fucking up.

The entirety of my progression raiding experience going back to vanilla wow has been 'just keep pulling until the healers get their shit together'
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>>338181026
Tanking is argueably harder because it's often a very positional reliant job. My friend mains tanks and he's constantly running through the levels in a good pace, marking the order of enemies with symbols and always aware of the aggro, pulling it almost immediatly away once anybody has too much threat. While I'm in the back, just looking at the party status and waiving my mouse and shit over their frames.
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>Being a healer in an MMO
Literally the bitch, if you fuck up the whole team dies and you are going to get blamed

>Being a healer in an FPS
Tip top bro tier badass. Everyone appreciates you and if everyone dies they just assume they didn't kill fast enough
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The problem is that healers are boring as hell to play in MMOs
Now in quicker paced games that rely on team play healers are way more useful and fun to play as
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>>338181478
>FPS Healer
Blatantly wrong, it's the same as MMO, FPS Healers get blamed for pocketing someone or healing someone else instead of them, or simply not being able to outheal the multiple headshots some dumb rushing nigga took by running out alone like a dumbass; then in FPSes the healers have to worry about themselves, too, since Spies are gonna backstab them, or Meis are gonna freeze them, if their Shift jump doesn't send them flying off a cliff first.
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>>338181083
Only seeing pictures of girls... Can you confirm boy bits for lalafel?
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I can't believe I've played a lala for this long without finding someone to treat me as their personal onahole.
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>>338181478
FPS' Drop Medkit or Healing gun?
I would pick the Drop Medkit, cause then people needs to walk to that it instead of yelling 'Medic'.
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>>338181640
>Shift jump
>playing Mercy
>not playing Zenyatta
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>>338181845
They don't have boy bits, the cunts are painted on too. Some of the clothing is more erotic anyway, than just the underwear.
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As a tank, I feel like I was slowly devolving into a ball of rage when. Seriously, where are those good chucklefucks who play as healers and dps? I just wanted to clear the fucking raid and go to sleep. But no, you fuckhead had to be shit at your job. Fuuuuuuuuuuck.
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>>338181971
Killing Floor/TF2's Med Gun or Battlefield's Medkit Drop?*
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>Be a lalafell summoner
>Lore is ok I guess
>Litteraly weaboos everywhere
>First ever dungeon I did (The one near Limsa Lominsa, water cave something) I didn't know how to dps properly as a summoner
>Tank tells me to stop dotting targets he's not focusing
>Femroe healer stands up for me since I apparently have a little clover icon near my name

Community is great, shame the MB game is fucking stupid.
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>>338181845
No boy bits. It's very rare that male bits are ever properly added as a mod to any mmo because it's just not feasible to add to or change the mesh. Even WoW's had to use equipment to work around that, I think.

>>338182121
The naughtyweaver one is a mesh modification, the bits are not painted, they are modelled, nipples sticking out, lips, everything.
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>>338166868
>tfw I really like Dirty Bomb but the only medic I'm good at is Aura
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>>338182263
>be a summoner

There's your first problem
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>>338182121
is that a loli or just a lazy anime avatar? I know it's from SL
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>>338182263
You were right, spread dots around. Tanks can barely hold threat in <50 dungeons and mobs barely do damage until about Brayflox. You were doing your job right
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>>338182445
loli
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>>338182263
>Tank tells me to stop dotting targets he's not focusing

Why would that be a problem, that's actually a plus point.

Unless you're in a gimmick fight, spreading dots and using skills that are off cooldown is how you're efficient. If your tank can't handle the threat generated by some dumb summoner dot (because there's no reason to re-apply a non stacking dot onto the same target), then toss that guy into the garbage bin
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>>338182523
Terrible loli then if she's using the 2.0 body, those're clearly the 2.0 shoes, too. Got any better shots you can put on imgur?
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>>338166601
Regen brute best brute.

Heroes and villains nevar again
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>>338182708
This. If he wasn't Flashing and rotating mobs to keep aggro, he's the one doing it wrong. It's not as easy for him, but it's proper.
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>>338182763
It's a 9 year old picture, I doubt I can find any similiar to it
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So do I still have to do all the content of the base game before I can do expansion for FF14? If so I'm staying the hell away from it.
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>it's a catboy healer episode
Get me out of here
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>>338182969
>no one spamming their generic cat waifu in this thread yet

There is a god
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>>338168916
Join the club nigga.
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>>338182934
I don't think the 2.0 existed in 2007, anon. Is it even your screenshot?
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>disguised healslut erp thread

Just post f-lists already
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>>338182708
Have you never used DF before? Tanks who will never use AoE threat skill and refuse to switch targets before their current target is dead is one of the more common archetypes of DF tanks.
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>>338183165
Uti made it in 2012, so I guess 4 years ago
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>>338183324
A tanks purpose isn't to execute targets, it's to lock down groups of enemies while the rest of the party tries to kill the - by the tank - designated target. You don't even need to use AoE threat generators, you just look at who's about to receive aggro and apply pressure to that mob instead. It's tanking 101.
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>>338183061
Lalas are worse than cats though.
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>>338183560
Only female lalas are as worse as cat potatoes
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>>338183560
>he doesn't realize how cool Lalas are.
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>>338183627
Male lalas are memers.
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This thread is making me reconsider being a female lolifell.

The opinions seem mixed.
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>>338183803
Make one if you love being pedobait while multiple men whisper you as they jerk off
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>>338166601
>Living a shit life, but still trying to makes people happy to block the sadness & hatred in the world we live in.
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any curiosity i had for ffiv is entirely gone after looking through this thread
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>>338183803
>caring about /v/'s rampant hate of anything and everything
Make a lolifell, brah.
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>>338184035
Odd, my curiousity went through the roof
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>>338183803
Play Miqo'te instead
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>>338184184
Being another generic c@girl slut makes Tataru cry. Noone wants that.
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>>338183529
I know that. A lot of tanks you'll get in DF don't. You'll meet the shittiest and most stubborn players who refuse to learn anything about their role in DF, and they'll have no reservations against yelling at other people who they believe are responsible for the run going so shit.
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I like healers in PvE.

I hate them in PvP but I'm apparently above average at the whole healer/support thing that I'm forced to play that slot if I want a higher win rate.
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>you will never go on a raid with Hildibrande
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Who the fuck let /xivg/ out of their containment board?
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>>338165753
This.
The healer for my FC in FFXIV was just a total slut. And everyone would fucking give her attention. But I was the bad guy when I just treated her like "one of the boys" like she wanted.
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>>338184252
At least catsluts are attractive, unlike potatosluts.
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>>338184464
>This is what furries believe
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>>338184252
Cats are cool
Ugly children aren't
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>>338184252
>Picking the worst race.
Even the fucking trannie-giants are better.
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Would you party with this sort of healer?
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>>338184750
I'd make him tank, nigga looks like he could be a linebacker
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>>338184750
Not cool
Sleek cool
Muscle cool too
Big fat uncool
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>>338184750
>baraka healers
>not elin
get outta here.
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>>338184750
If i remember right, these guys are more peaceful like intellectual types
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>>338184573
He's right
t. non furry
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Anybody want to play an MMO together? I will support you.
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>>338184573
Deal withit you pear.
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>>338185015
Elin are shit. Even the B&S potatoes are better, let alone the Lalafells. The only thing worse are the Taru from FFXI.
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>>338184863
>not appreciating the value of a grizzled doctor who won't go down in one hit while he's healing you

Besides there's a better race for tanking.
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>>338184750
I had a female Amani healer, too bad the game sucks ass and had no real need for one other than waylaying on bridges and healing your bandit friends
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Can't we all just get along?
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>healer thread
>half the entire thread points to fucking cat fantasy garbage to show example

Do you guys think that's the only game with a healer?
Or even a good one?
Is this a trap FF thread?
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>>338185346
>cat fantasy

95% of this thread is male lala fantasy
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>>338162146
healing in pve is alright, but pvp healing is my favorite role. saving an ally from certain death is priceless, and telling the enemy to fuck off while doing it brings at least some small joy to my life.
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>>338185346
It's the easiest one to healslut in. Mostly because decent models and erp with quality emote animations.
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>>338185346
>Is this a trap FF thread?
It should have been a trap healslut thread but these fuckers always turn it into a shitty FFXIV thread.
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Lyn > *
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>>338185767
>READ THE LETTER, CRICKET!
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>>338185346
>cat fantasy
More like babies dick.
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>felt like the only person who femroes

glad i found this thread ^^
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>>338185893
If I never do his quest he never dies :3c
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>>338185231
I'm still mad that au ra concept art looked more like this and they ended up just being humans with skin cancer
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>>338185950
>playing a jolly green giant
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>>338185346
Threads like this are why a stealth general threads for ffxiv exist (to actually discuss the fucking game) this is literally the same denegenerate shit that is posted all day on /xivg/
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>>338185973
>Not embracing the feels when Brojoon dies
It's like you want a cold, dead heart
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>>338186016
>not liking big fat green tits
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>>338185346
It's normal when people start talking about FFXIV.
This kind of talk and behavior is what pretty much is the summary of the community and people who play it.
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>>338186148
If you want to have a FFXIV discussion with /v/, just start a FFXIV thread. It actually works. This thread wasn't meant to discuss FFXIV at all. Any thread starting with any kind of reference to the healer role will not be about gameplay. You should know this by now.
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>>338185973
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weeabooism is a mental disorder
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>>338186234
Get away from me.
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>>338186234
>that half naked lala ass in the background

I want him
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These fuckers posting about Blade and Soul in a healer thread when there's not even healers in that game.
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>>338186408
Jesus christ what a droopy, but perfect fuckhole for any pedophile in that game
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You know what my main gripe with the game is right now? It's that it's so fucking hard to level any other class after you've completed the story content. And don't give me that "Oh just go grind fates" bullshit. That get's fucking boring after you do it for 5+ classes.
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I love playing healer but it needs to be skill-based, like priest in ragnarok online.

Too many games take the healing role for a chore or too high responsability so they make it auto-win, which ironically makes it unbearable for me.
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>>338186584
Lalas lead to Lyns, though Summoners can heal in B&S, their doom bloom heals party members and they can heal their cat. It's about the only party healing you'll ever get.
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>>338186747
Its dead on my server, I cannot grind fates, shit blows, I remember when the game first came out I was rolling with tons of people doing fate parties out the ass and shit. Now the server is deader than my parent's love.
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>>338186012
I'm fine with raen looking that since they are boring not-jipang, but xaela should been voidsent semen demons.
One of my biggest problem with the game, all clans beside hyurs look exactly;y the same.
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>>338178095
>pick the one that means I dont have to do any work

Healers everyone
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>>338186747
>level 35
>try to get into the game again
>friend tells me I have to grind fates because no story content for a while
>mfw I get +1.5% xp per completed fate
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Is there even some new mmorpg with healers or even other support classes? I can only think off the tree of savior and the final fantasy. Nowadays everything seems to be action focused strory driven shit everyone needs to able to do alone and supports kinda stay in way of that direction. Anything promising in the making?
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>>338186747
>get heal slut or tank slut
>instant queues
ez exp with free company exp buff, food exp buff, armory exp buff, and exp ring.
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Never been a single game I ever liked healing in. None.

Then this nigga happened.
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>>338171680
source plz
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>>338187624
nvm foud it ;)
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>>338187606
That's cuz Zenyatta is basically DPS on his own, who happens to be able to heal too.
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>>338162650
faggots ruined it.
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>>338186747
Fates are soul crushing boring.
Queue for a dungeon and tab out.
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>>338187606
That's like 95% dps and occasional orb for healing dude.
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>>338186408
rolling for the dumpy one
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>>338187137
So use the dungeon roulette, that's almost 1 level for 1 run
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>>338188391
The server I was on is practically dead, you can't find people below the max level to do dungeons for you even if you're a WHM
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>>338185973
I wish I could get this game to play. I use the installer and it just crahses immedetly after launching. Can't even leave the desktop.
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Healer is best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F1pYKCKPS8
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>>338188481
Yeah, that's why you use the roulette and it will make you a team out of anyone else using the roulette and level synch them to the content
Are you a retard, do you know how to read about game mechanics
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>>338188509
You're not missing much.
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Everyone compliments the tank. The tank compliments me, and I complement them.

I live for the circlejerk.
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>>338162146
You are expected to put more work in your role than any class. People expect you to dps on top of healing where dps only have to worry about dps and tanks only have to worry about aggro management and kiting
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>>338188641
Are you dense or do you simply not read what anyone writes? Nobody is selecting dungeons for roulette if they don't get any benefits from it, thus making it unattractive for max level players, you fucking retard.
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>>338188785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rSW74L-XMA
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>>338188819
Yeah, but you get the bonus of being able to torment somebody forever if you out-DPS them.
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>>338188819
>more work
No its not, we expect you to heal and only heal, why would we want you to lose focus from that to do worse damage than even a shitty dude weed lmao distracted dps
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>>338188819
Healing is brain dead outside savage, a bot could do it, you don't even need to heal most of the time and when need to regen is more enough.
>>338189215
Shitter detected.
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>>338188824
OK so you don't know how roulette works
You pick roulette and it selects a dungeon for you at random and forms a party out of everyone else that either selected that dungeon or also chose the roulette random select
Now unless you're on some magic server where everyone else has maxed out every single class you will find a group retard, it just might take a while
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>>338188732
Only 50% of the MMOs currently on the market with content enjoyable by shotacons...
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>>338189464
was talking about savage when I said that and you're still expected to dps. we all expect our whm to output atleast 350 dps while our sch is expected at 500
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I do because I got sick of whiney bitches healing.
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>>338189579
bns is so bad though, just make a shota in pso2 or something
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>>338189464
Are healers expected to DPS in other MMOs though? I only play FFXIV.
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Why does no one like astro's when they're basically just whm's with better utility?
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>>338190213
Mercy in Overwatch is a great example, she has a healing beam and a damage boosting beam, and can swap between them instantly
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>>338190213
Only played RO and XIV.
They could in RO, but only against undead.
High rates had battle priest meme, but most of them couldn't heal.
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>>338189892
I can't play that one either
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>>338190439
Man, why do I always hear about RO being the most fun MMO.
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>>338190302
Their Medica2 has 5 less range
They don't have a Cure3 for party burst healing
They don't have Assize for party burst healing/trash DPS

They are finally more sustainable thanks to MP fixes, but fights don't least nearly long enough for that to matter, and static comps without a BRD/MCH aren't popular.
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>>338180484
REKT
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>>338190457
why not aside from the fact that its down for maint right now
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>>338190570
It was one of the better MMOs after ultima died.
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>>338166676
>>338171709
>want to be 2fast tank
>new to tanking and don't want to fuck it up too hard and die for everything.
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>>338162146
>Healer is a boring job
Literally someone who has never played RO Priests and supported a party at any high-end dungeon. Partying at Abbey03 is incredibly fun with a moving group.
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>>338190727
Cause not English and I'm too db to play games in another language.
Do you have any examples of the shots in the game, cause this is the first I heard of it.
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>>338165471
>slow down tank
replace this with go faster fuck it im pulling
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>>338190302
because i dont want to do a8s with an astro like not having cure 3 or assize during jwaves seems like itd suck so much plus my whm does great dps
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>>338178095
>DRKs hard to heal on big pulls
Maybe in level 50 dungeons, but as soon as they get their aoe leech they're the best for it. Pallies are probably the worst because lolnodmg.
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>>338162146
Because most gamers are dudebros and edgelords who want to kill things.
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>>338191929
what a fag
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>>338162146
Who ordered some sexual healing?
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>>338191158
there isnt any dedicated shota race or anything, you can do a lot with the character creator though
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>>338191929
did you force your cock in his ass and force him to apologize for being such a worthless cocksleeve?
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I don't care what I play. I just pick whatever my friends aren't playing.
Group composition is all that matters.
If I have to heal for an optimal setup, so be it.
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>>338192309
>current year
>not loving being a horny little heal slut
What are ya doin', anon?
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I do. I pretty much always play healer. I'm a White Mage in FF14 even.

Nobody in my usual group ever wants to, while I always prefer it. I've even had a friend go from DPS to Astro and told me healing was way too stressful. Never seemed too bad for me, but maybe I'm just used to it.
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>>338162146
I'm a huge slut and I play like playing healer.
Is this a coincidence?
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>>338192214
>barely any tail movement
>tail moves through clothes instead of between the fucking gap in the middle at least
0/10 lazy as fuck
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>>338192827
Not roleplaying, I guess.
I just like playing games with my friends.
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>>338193505
I'm not a slut, but I'm a huge pervert, so there might be something to it.
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>>338186489
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>>338193505
No coincidence there. It's in the nature of healers.
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>>338193592
The tail isnt real, its just an accessory like glasses/hats ect
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>>338193614
You don't have to roleplay to be a horny little sissy faggot though
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>>338165836
it's being worked on at least.
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>>338186489
Anon, that's not weeabooism, that's hypersexuality.
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>>338193683
damn that image needs to be updated
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>>338188819
Tank is the hardest role. Late game tanking means if you suck you instadie and get kicked out and put on a blacklist "do not raid with."
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>>338185151
God damn, Y'shtola makes my dick rock hard.
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>>338176524
No, wait until 3.3 actually comes out and resub 1 day before
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>>338194561
>mfw I find out that my friend is revered on the server for being the best tank and everyone joins his company just to party up with him

That guy gets mad pussy I couldn't believe it
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>>338194561
How am I supposed to get better at tanking raids 7 other people have to suffer with me
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>>338195008
You don't. You do it good enough the first time or you fuck off. Pay attention to what other tanks are doing, or look the bosses up, or something.
That's the mentality most groups have.
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>>338194561
What game are you talking about? I hope it's not FFXIV.
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>>338195008
this I was always healer/dps in WoW until max level in the lich king and I could never tank because I was too scared of being called a noob and kicked.
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>>338194813
pic related i hope
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>>338195274
>scared of being called bad at video games
you seem like a bitch
tanking isn't for you
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>>338195757
there's only so many raid groups on a server
get a bad rep and guess what happens
you dont raid
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>>338196047
if you can manage to get a bad rep with literally every raid group on the server maybe you shouldn't be playing multiplayer games
or just transfer somewhere else
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>>338196047
this is especially true in wow where you are expected to know all the boss battles before showing up to the raid...

no chance for new tanks
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>>338196663
since mid-vanilla there were guides and videos you can easily look up to learn everything you need to know before you even fight the boss
if you thought there was no chance you simply didn't want to commit any time to tanking well
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