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Why does nobody like playing healer?
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Why does nobody like playing healer?
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I generally do.
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Because it's boring as hell? Literally the afk job for women that can't quit facebook?
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>>338162424
All the keks
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I don't play healers to enjoy the game itself, anon.
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>>338162146
No strategy, skill, planning, micromanaging, or adaptivity needed. There's a reason why, in every MMO, when it comes time to plan strategy/sequencing, the leader or whoever literally just says "healers heal lol."

Because literally they do is cast 1-2 buffs on a handful of people and spam heal spells after that.
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I only take on healing roles in MOBAs and class based shooters. Boring as shit in MMOs.
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I main healer in most MMOs I play, but I also fit the stereotype so no one cares.
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Because it's harder than mashing 123 on the nearest target.
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>>338162650
sauce
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>>338162146
because its the cuck role
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>>338163284
Playing wack a mole isn't particularly harder
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Because it's harder than DPS but easier than tanking.
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>>338163284
the only class that was ever 123 was 2.X Paladin
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>>338163284
>regen and tabbing out harder than anything
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>>338163845
Opposite.
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this is why I still do it in XIV because white mage has the best looking job armor
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>>338164485
Missing the arrow up.
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Healing is the most boring job in MMOs.

>Stand where you wont get hurt.
>Keep tank targeted.
>Cast the same two abilities over and over.
>Cast a few others to taste.
>Oh, someone drew agro? Target them, throw a few heals their way.

I played Driod back in WotLK right before I quit. I hated raid nights when I had to spec Healing because it was literally the most boring shti in the world.

>HoT up the Tank.
>Throw a few Hots around the raid.
>Sit and watch for a few seconds.
>Refresh Hots.
>Innervate someone because they can't into mana management.
>Maybe remove a poison or curse here and there.

There was a few exceptions to the situation, but it was 90% watching my HoTs tick.
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>>338164843
Its my shirt not yours retard
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>>338164995
It's a healer shirt.
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"Griefing" in a raid by being a Healer: Do no healing while everyone is yelling at you & pretending that you are new to this style of games.

Pretty much the only way to grief in a legit way, without being banned. Being banned by "AFK'ing"? Well, if it was a FPS, you'll most likely get kicked from the server. But in a MMO?
Hehe..
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>>338163412

I'm a cuck and I don't like playing the shitty healer.
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>>338164334
>he's only played WoW and WoWclones
Play a real MMO. FFXI put some hair on the fucking DPS chest.
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It sounds fun but I've never played a MMORPG before. What should I do?
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>>338165203
Get friends that play MMOs. Playing an MMO on your own is completely missing the point.
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>>338165157
>healing is harder than DPS
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>>338165203
Solo or with Friends?
Some MMORPGs has classes that are made for Co-op & some that are just for beast through it all.
Your pick.
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>>338162146
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>>338165059
>play retadin in mop
>healer throws a tantrum because the tank goes too fast
>stops healing
>I offheal the tank with fully powered WoGs
>we finish the dungeon without the healer

Feels so good to cuck annoying healers like this
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I play healer exclusively. I also only play mmo that let me be a little boy, so nobody tries to hit on me.
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>>338165317
I don't have any friends, can I make friends through the game?
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>>338165317
You could just make friends in the MMO? You're not one of those autistic anti-social fucks that complain modern MMOs have no 'community' right?
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>>338162146
I don't want dicks in my ass that's why
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>>338165502
Not anymore
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>>338165474
And then the loot is shared & the healer didn't have to do a single thing.
It's kinda like saying that you're a girl in a MMO & then others will give you stuff for free, but as an class instead.
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>>338165502

you don't make friends past a certain age in life

acquaintances, at most
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>>338162146
>Why does nobody like playing underpaid babysitter?
Gee I wonder.
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you have to be an actual faggot to play healer
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>>338165471
/v/'s version is dead accurate though
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>>338165317
I personally just tried playing DDO and notice that every time I end up playing I spend 20 minutes looking for a group, find nothing, and just alt+f4

what is a MMO where I can just grind dungeons as a healer or some support class?
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>>338162146
WHY ISN'T THERE MORE TENTACLE RAPE CAT GRILL PORN

GODDAMNIT JAPAN
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>>338162146
I do
I like helping

If I can have pets I'd rather do that
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>>338164948
>Driod
How did Druid botch into that?

WoW healing is the worst compared to white mage healing in FFXIV. Blizz should take notes as to how natural healing mechanics feel in FFXIV. I used to be able to be quite predictive as a white mage, but I start to fumble in healing in WoW as the raid frames don't show the position of where your target is.
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>>338165792
Any game with a dungeon finder.

That only aggravate the problem though.
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>>338165742
most of the actual faggots I know play DPS though.

Maybe that's a FFXIV thing.
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Because I dont like the glamour and armor it has. Tanks and DPS get to have cool shit and use sharp weapons. I never cared for wands and stavrs.
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>be tank for years
>start playing healer
>become one of the mean ones instead of a little bitch
>tank picks on dps friend
>tell him to cut it the fuck out or I'll make his life hell
>doesn't believe me
>hover him at critical HP entire run
>he flips out
>sometimes they leave
>new tank appears instantly
>we continue as normal
>good tanks like me, make good tank friends

This is fucking easy mode my god. No wonder subs with no fucking personality can succeed at it, even if I didn't have balls everything would be given to me on a silver platter.
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>>338165471
Why does every picture about this include a tank going "too fast"? It's almost impossible to find tanks going too fast in modern mmos, whereas you run into tanks who are slow as fuck daily.
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Healing should be a more complicated mechanic than it is, but causalisation / non reliance. You have stamina during fights, and permanent damage that can't heal till you rest.
Status effects that cripple your character, lose eyesight by being blinded in one eye, 50% penalty. Lingering paralysis of legs due to electric current while fight thunder monster in a river, or arms.
Broken limbs after a battle that need to be set / exceed fighters natural recovery.
Without complicated or interesting gameplay due to hit detection / or cause and effects, you could get buy with the cost of healing items for time+effort instead in most games. But whats worst is automatic healing.
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>falling for the slut-healer meme
>bullying your healer
I seriously hope you guys don't do that.
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Outta my way boys, best tank coming along.
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>>338166241
>I'm a passive aggressive little cunt who can't handle the bant.
There. I summed up your entire post.
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I usually main Healer in MMOs, but really that's just to fill the giant Defender/Brute/Crab Spider-shaped hole in my heart.
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>>338166416
I bully them with my dick
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>>338165471
>tank going too fast
i fucking wish
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>>338166515
>I don't know what words mean: the post
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>>338166241
>*I ain't having this shit* 'Crush the can to get heals! You must crush the can to get heals!'
>>338166515
The victim of the crush can for Jay Owen.
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>>338166509
RIP GW
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>>338162146
I'm going to marry Y'shtola!
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after playing healer in pretty much every game that has a character with healing abilities i can safely confirm this is THE most badass healer character ever created.
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>>338162146
I do, but I'm not a goddamn fuckboi like 2/3rds of the other fuckers are. Seriously, why does this fucking archetype get so many cock hungry sluts?
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>>338166868
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>>338162146
it seems like you dont know me
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>>338162146
No reward
People bitch at you if you don't do EXACTLY what they say all the time
I enjoy healer if the team says thanks for helping and shit like that.
>heal someone in tf2
>they give the "Thanks!" voice command
>feels good nigga
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>>338166515
Its okay anon I'd just not heal you and get what I want.
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"healer"
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These threads are fucking terrible. Go back to /r9k/ or something this is barely vidya.
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>>338167257
You're getting the dick either way so chill
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>>338164485
Fixed that for you.
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>>338162146
>tfw I'm the only person playing healers with the canonically dominant races instead of being a cute little heal slut
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>>338165686
they can just votekick him out?
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>>338167542
>bikini slut
Bikini are for tanks, not healers.
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>>338167257
I'm not even a fucking tank. But goddamn, you are a pathetic fuck.
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It feels dirty to me.

Take world of warcraft as an example. Playing a healer basically means you can get a spot in any raid group with the bare minimum item level because of the number of healers required, and the lack of healers available. It doesn't even matter if you're good or not.

You don't really get a say in much. You're not brought to the group because of your fuck awesome dps, since hps means jack shit, nor are you an awesome tank that knows how to lead and handle mechanics.

You're basically a girly boy in a dress there only to lather up stronger men with your heal spells while they ignore you the whole time.
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post more slut healer
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>>338166156
Pretty sure most are switching to healer since it's the only one where you can be okish and not be called out on it.

If anything dps got it bad in HW since now it's even more apparent who are the bad dps with act and more rotations.
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I'm actually a huge slut, but when I play a healer I'm too focused on how pissed off I am to be slutty.
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>>338168016
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Would you bully your Lala healer?
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>>338168194
With the most ferocious head pats.
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>>338162146
>tfw just a normal person who enjoys playing healer
>have to be lumped into this "healslut" faggotry

Stop.
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>>338168167
>come here to post about how I enjoy playing healers
>see people talk shit about my waifu
Raya-O is NOT a slut!
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>>338162146
I only played as DPS and Tank, in XIV at least. Healing seems hard and I've never played as one before.
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>>338162146
Because they usually have little killtential. It would also require socializing to make yourself useful
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I always play healer because I have a terrible inferiority complex and it makes me feel good and important.
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>>338168194
I always bully that redditor race, healer or not.
Gas the lalas, race war MEOW.
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>>338168194
I'm always flirting with Lala healers, I want to own that cute shota cock 4ever for personal use.
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>TFW you do not fit in the healslut anime stereotype.
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>>338162146
>Play as healer
>The healer is the most important job
>Only job is to heal and possibly buff/debuff
>If you fuck up everyone dies and you're mostly to blame
>Have to micromanage and keep watch on everyone's heal and buffs/debuffs
Tanks just have to get hit while DPS has to deal damage, both can be done if the player begins a fight and goes idle but as a healer you have to pay attention and can't afford to relax

tl;dr tanks and dps are easymodo while healers don't get to dick around
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>>338167542
You're doing god's work
I fell for the catgirl meme but didn't want my character to look a generic anime slut.
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>>338168194
No because I'm the lalafel healer.
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Christ, did most of you guys get molested by your slutty school nurse and get traumatized or something?

I play healers because of the rewarding feeling I get being the only reason my team survived a fight.

The medic class in Global Agenda was god tier though. He had poisons and debuffs that fucked up any enemies damage blocker shields. Shit was real fun back when it was alive.
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>>338167542
Nigga, I play a male highlander and the only classes I have above 27 are the three healers.
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>>338168725
General tribal slut.
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>>338167985
Or you can stop healing and let the raid die. Keep talking shit faggot.
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>>338168463

>and it makes me feel good and important

This. It's nice to help people. It's enjoyable to see their health bar go up and know that you're the one who did that, who saved them and empowered them to keep fighting. Compliments are nice too, but they aren't essential. Succeeding in the mission with nobody dying is its own quiet reward.
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>>338168576
my dream is to be owned like that anon
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>>338168894
>Global Agenda
It was pretty fun, too bad it was ruined on day1 when people figured out that during the loading of the map, which was random, it would make a specific sound, which was a sound cue for a specific tile to spawn that would spawn infinite amounts of enemies and you would stay there huddled for 12 hours doing absolutely nothing grinding xp and mats.
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>>338168194
I'd kick him like the football he is. Catboy whm master race
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I like playing tank/healer at the same time, so satisfying to grab all the trash, buff your teammates and throw out heals/decurses and stunning the stray mob here and there that jumps on to one of your dps buddies, I guess that would be considered the team captain or leader role
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>>338168690
The way you said that, makes me feel like it's a RTS sometimes.
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I do, but only in DnD, too unrewarding in mmorpgs and feels like a chore since you gotta spam heals for shitfucks you barely know.
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I wish I could hug every healerfriend!
They're probably not as fat and ugly as DPSkids
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Healers are for _______
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>>338169453
Owning
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>>338169453
keeping the party alive
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>>338169453
spoiling
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>>338169453
tera is shit kill yourself
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>>338169453
Suckling on boycock for healing juice
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>tfw no one to stuff my lalafell boypussy
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I'm a Elezen (male) healer with the gear that looks the most like armor, fuck that slut faggotry
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Healers are disgusting embarrassing creatures.
t nothing personal ninja
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gee i don't know.

maybe because a few people joked around about healer/tank relationships and then suddenly a bunch of bottom of the barrel /vg/ faggots started taking it seriously and started to make ERP threads on /v/.

for me it's just because healer requires a certain amount of focus that the other two don't. i'm usually playing tank first and then a DPS. i have at least one of every roll but healer just turns out to be the one i play the least because i'm scatterbrained
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>>338162146
Because this role can be completely replaced by scripted macros.
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>>338169110
>tfw no Lalafel shota to accompy me on my travels and doing all of the chores

Just kill me already
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>>338169453
remove korean garbage
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>>338168894
That's the same reason I play Tank. Feels pretty great knowing everyone would be dead without you there.
'Course, it doesn't hurt that it makes finding groups go by so much faster.
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>>338169806
But how hard do you fuck lalafells in the ass?
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Played MMo's for years, If you ask me every role has its difficulty.

>tanks have to manage aggro, Know the in's and out's of big boss fights and, call out stuff to the raid

>dps have to know rotations, when to debuff and buff, boss placement

>healers have to pay attention to everyone's health/mana , buff/debuff, Cure

They all have there challenges if you ask me. Just depends of your play style really. I personally think tanking when you have multiple elite mobs and boss the the hardest but I have never really raid healed in high end raids just low tier stuff.
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>>338170010
My pleasure she-beast
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>>338169365
Well MMO's are actually RTS;
Takes place in real time and there is strategy involved when forming a party and questing/combat

There's a reason why you couldn't pause the game during a "match" when your parents asked you to when you were younger because MMO's and RTS are the same
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>>338168194
I'd only bust him in the jaw if he starts acting like a cunt or spouting some of the healslut queer shit you faggots keep on bringing up on /v/
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>>338167542
damn. i might have to check this game out if they are that hot.
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>>338170010
I volunteer!
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>>338170091
I can't cum unless they are about to die.
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>>338169803
Pretend to be a miqo'te child and I'd stuff that boipussi after every fight
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>>338169453
DUDE
TERA
LMAO
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>>338167542
More of her please.
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>>338167542

>shoulders wider than hips

M A N
A
N
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>>338170281
I like this picture, anon
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>play shota dps
>all i get are futas trying to impregnate my boipucci
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>>338170205
You can hit me whenever you want ,anon, even in front of strangers~
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>>338162146
>not playing healer and bossing everyone around because if they don't comply they would need to look for healer again.
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>>338170457
would you rather fuck mine?
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>>338170480
>le bossy healer meme
Always the shitters dying to aoe.
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>>338170328
This is my only screenshot aside from being naked on a horse, haven't played it in a long time.
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>>338170457
>impregnate my boipucci
How about you impregnate me, anon
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What would you change or add to Healing classes in MMOs to make them fun?
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>>338169453
Is this game still alive even?
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>>338170248
C U T E
U
T
E
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>>338170938
BUY GILPLSSSS
HEY BRO
PLSS LOL LMAO
PIPIPIPIP
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>>338171139
Sex/relationship mechanics. Playing with someone multiple times builds relationship. Better relationship means better heals. Can also decrease over time or if they die.

Kiss healing would be cute too
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>>338170103
this is pretty much true and what happens with my main group. i'm usually the offtank.

Since tanks usually only have to worry about placement, direction, and agro we're usually the one to volunteer call out mechanic/phase changes


DPS is nowhere near as easy as people make it out to be, if mess up your rotation, timing on buffs, and positional. especially on bosses with tight dps checks and enrage timers if you don't kill them fast enough


when it comes to healers i simply don't know but they have my respect and are usually the one to get the party back up and save us from a wipe. besides. the difference between an awful, good, and amazing healer is always supper apparent
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>>338171207
thanks anon~
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>>338162762
>strategy, skill, planning, micromanaging, or adaptivity
none of these things exist in mmos anyway so idk what youre on about
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>>338171194
Don't bully, anon...
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>>338170938
and you dont post the naked on horse one? shame.
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>>338171407
Looks too much like a girl, would not blow raspberries.
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>>338170458
i'd votekick you from my group right in front of strangers and never speak to you again
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>>338171465
It was a legitimate question.
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>mfw rest of the group thanks me with their cocks for healing well
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>>338171569
but i like to look cute and girly anon, don't be mean
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>>338166381
>>338166676

Wanna see tanks going fast? Check out Asmongold. Fucker infuriates me and I stopped playing wow years ago.
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>>338171505
Because it's lame
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>>338171582
And you'd he a goodbye kiss for your efforts.
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It's fucking boring
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>>338170248
>>338171407
>tfw no lala shota to use as an onahole and to swallow his little peewee inside my elezen futa dickhole

kill me
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>>338171687
Oh my that is cute indeed.
10/10 would pimp you out and bank that gil after the whole party took their turns with you
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>>338171687
Look however you want, but don't expect head pats from me.
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>>338171783
>swallow his little peewee inside my elezen futa dickhole
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>>338171724
>It's fucking boring
>mfw I'm on the verge of re-activating my subscription because of heal slut threads

Why do I get this urge when porn is free
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>>338171667
Oh, sorry, then.
I just started playing, but it looks very alive to me.
They also just realeased a new class (ninja Elin), and it seems old players are coming back to give it a try
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>>338171783
>inside my elezen futa dickhole
We didn't need that info
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>>338171948
I've been trying to find a not shit MMO to play where I can just healslut to the high heavens.

BDO was a fucking disappointment, as was Blade and Soul. I'm seriously considering FFXIV even though I can't afford it by all rights.
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DUDE
HEASLUTS
LMAO
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>>338166509
Mesmers say hi
and
Mesmer Masterrace
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I don't think the church approve of your faggotry.
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>>338171783
Looks like /d/ is here
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>>338172294
What a world to die for.
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>>338172489
I want /xivg/ to leave.
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>>338171710
I'm buying this game.
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gays are okay, they said
it'll be fine they said.
/vg/ isn't going to spread aids to the entire planet, they said
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>>338172621
Make sure you don't end up being owned by a WHM roe
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>>338172712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7YW045deBY

Calm down, bud.
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It's almost ridiculous the amount of headpats you can recieve by just being a sitted down lala on a city.
It feels nice.
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>>338172043
The problem with Tera is the pandering, the game was ok, the combat was interesting, and while at launch every race could be every class suddenly EVERY FUCKING NEW CLASS HAS TO BE ELIN OR A WOMAN, FUCK YOU.

That's like WoW releasing new classes but only for female draenei.
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>>338172847
/throw
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>>338172847
and here I thought I was being original petting all the lalas I see
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>>338173052
>shota queen
lewd
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>>338173052

>shota queen

ffxivg please leave
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>>338167542
Femroe healer is the best race/class combo.
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>>338173052
Keep up the good work, you're spreading happiness.
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>>338172847
What server
nobody interacts at all with eachother on mine
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>>338173270
Sister!
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>>338173424
It's been kinda long since I played, but it was on Zodiark.
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>>338168194
I'm the lala healer bullying. Being a power bottom + teasing a bigger person is too fun to not do.
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>>338173270
Trannylanders are much better than Micheal Cera the race.
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>want to be my friend's lap shota
>he only plays xiv
I don't like how lalafels look
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>>338173737
hnnnnnng

if only i wasn't playing a lala
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>>338171783
Cockfucking is lewd.
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>>338173487
LIQUIIIIIIIIIID
>>338173768
Highlanders are fine too
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>>338173774
The problem isn't lalafel, its that only two decent MMO have shotas.
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>>338173787
Live it anon. Next tank you get make sure to wind up sexually the whole dungeon before grinding on him like an animal in heat at the end, all while berating how much he enjoys getting molested by a Lala.
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Would you play with a healer that was actually a girl ?
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>in a dungeon group
>tank is slow as fuck and can't hold aggro
>start pulling myself for the sake of a timely clear
>rest of the group follows suit
>tank starts standing back in hopes that we die without him and his special snowflake status will be reaffirmed
>half the dungeon goes by and he hasn't done anything but keep up
>finally says "c-can you let me do my job? p-please?"

is there a more pathetic group of entitled cucks than tanks in MMOs?
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>>338173853
and fun
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>>338173872
Disgusting ogre.
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>>338174037
I always play healer to avoid such a risk
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>>338174034
I've never been too dominant, but I actually felt like being a power bottom when I was a fem lala. I don't know what it was. But I bullied people all the time
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>>338173774
Lalafells look like midgets more than shotas.
>>338174037
Yes, and have quite a bit. Just in XIV but she was a pretty good SCH.
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>>338174125
Very fun.
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>>338174037
No.
Women have shit priorities and thus make bad healers.
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>>338174037
I had the misfortune of.
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>>338169453
>cockblock.jpg
nice
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>>338174064
This happened to me the last time I've played FF.

I'm at the boss, everyone is just fucking dead and they have to watch me solo him for 15 minutes straight because those retards didn't even try to dodge any attack.
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I want my latest character in DaS to have healing skills but they require 36 and 48 faith and im not doing a pure faith build...either way this really screws being able to heal others early on.

I don't mind healing but I am drawn toward hybrid combo magic/divine characters lately, so its not my main concern to heal tank.

I imagine most people don't like healers because their offensive spells are either too conditional (kill undead) or weak compared to wizarding, which most pure casters would go for.
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>>338174130
>he doesn't like ogres
What are you gay?
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>>338174037
I used to play in an all female guild, believe me, it's not worth it. We used to fail basic dungeons because all they were doing is talk about makeup and daily bullshit I dont want to hear on teamspeak and that was when I was the healer, now imagine those kind of people as healers.
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>>338174446
holy shit i want to be her pet
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>>338174194
balmung?
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>>338174446
I want to ask her out.
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>>338174446
>that smile

I know that smile
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>>338174813
>implying i'm a degenerate
Tonberry
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>>338175076
>filename

literally my fetish
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>>338174813
Of course, but I'm not subbed anymore.
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>>338175168
such a shame
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>>338162146
I like playing healer, but I'll play tank instead for instant queues.

I never bully healers though
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>>338174446
That ogre at least look female, unlike Micheal Cera from XIV
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>>338174037
Only if she was 12
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>>338175186
oh well, thats too bad
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>>338174658
Next up on Things That Never Actually Happened
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>>338170091
I only fuck female roes
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>play random mmos (tera, wow, ff, blade & soul)
>get bored because I dont know how to make friends without I'm a girl irl!
am I a boring person?
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>>338175329
I don't care if you don't believe it, but women are pretty fucking shit at mmorpgs
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>>338175334
Excellent taste
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>>338175172
>tfw not sure if I should resub for some lala lovemaking when seeing those two cuties
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>>338162146
I like healing but it's generally a pretty braindead job in most games, so I prefer more complex support or multitasking roles.

By the way all games that only have the DPS/Tank/Healer trinity are garbage and should be shut down.
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>>338175401
Women are boring so yes.
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>>338175439
not all of them

had a specific girl that was pretty good and did most everything the guild required.
Spreadsheets of builds and managing players, that kinda shit.

Still talk to her desu 2 years after we disbanded
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>>338175401
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
If you don't make any friends until you tell them you're actually a girl, yes
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>>338175401
It's just that times are changing, people rather want to be disconnected to everyone else while being the center of the attention. Back in the day, you would see someone grinding on the same mobs and you'd chat them up right away and they would do the same to you. Now it's just a permanent competition without any social interaction. It isn't your fault, really.
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I want the healslut meme to die.
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>>338174064
I was going to tell you to not be a faggot and give him advice buy he sounds like a bitch
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>>338174658
Not trying to be contradictory I swar, but I've had the exact opposite experience with an all female guild. They were fucking on that shit. But they still talked about girl shit though, I admit.
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>>338174037
I already did.

She is my girlfriend now.
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>game has sparks and lights and bells and whistles for damage
>healing is SWOOSH and +2000 hp

I think the problem is a lack of feedback for healers.
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>>338175553
I'm not even subbed anymore anon, it's not worth it just for the headpats
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>>338175401
I get bored after making a female character. But when I make a Male. I mostly just solo through.

tfw your stalker/filthy merc as a male character looks good as fuck and then when you do it on a female character, you loose the taste of it all.
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>Just downloaded The Secret World to buy some expensive costumes to ERP with
>Healslut FF thread appears
>Can't decide where to put my money

Goddamnit
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>>338174037
if older then 14 i'm out
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>healer in MMOs
whack-a-mole with a health bar, boring as hell

>Monk/Ritualist/Paragon in GW1
Unstoppable god of war with unbelievably high skill-ceiling, only true patricians can handle it.
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>>338175969
I want to lock up those 3 lalas and bounce on their dicks all day until they beg me to stop making them cum
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>>338175969
Post moar lala pictures at least. Terrified boy lalas being led around by domme lala girls? yes please.
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Because tanks and healers are just assholes in general.
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>>338162146
>because I only play warrior

>mfw I used to wreck in PVP in wow back when Protect would stun lock and you have rocketboots to multicharge
>mfw when I have no face
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Lalas should be genocided.
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>>338176113
there was a glorious period of time where smite healer monks were actually extremely viable in the arenas

then arenanet decided to destroy everything fun with PvE and PvP versions of skills
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My FFXIV sub expires today

should I resub for 3.3
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>>338176397
I'd like to see you try, c@slut.
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>>338176283
i wish that would have happened to me more often, for some reason the dom lala girls are rare
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>>338176283
>Terrified boy lalas
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>>338176397
i wanna put my dick in that c@'s mouth
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>>338176026
I wish the combat was more better, The story is there but getting into combat and fighting just felt awful, Sound effects animations controls. just ugh.
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>>338176397
Au ra should be as well and cats should be rounded up and placed into breeding camps.
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