Let's face it, this is what Samus has become 2016. Big tits and a fat ass.
She's more bimbo like than the majority of western made female protagonists. There's nothing "classic" or "great" about her.
never played a metroid game and i still think it's a goddamn shame what happened to her
I'd fuck Samus
>>338130649
Can't spell classic with out ass. Kill yourself you fucking faggot.
they gotta sell figures with some character, OP. what, do you think weebs are goign to cum on a vinyl figure of Birdo?
>>338130649
I like bimbos tho
>bimboification
That's pretty hot OP.
>>338130649
>>338130786
>Baddest bitch in the galaxy
>Literally doesn't afraid of anything
>Perpetual "fuck you" look on her face
>Her fighting ability is on par with how fucking hot she is.
>Not THICK but FIT as FUCK
>Isn't a motormouthed quip machine. Silent. But can talk, just chooses not to. Probably because she spends a lot of time alone or killing.
>Nothing about her screams 'radical feminist figure' because she's separated from whatever the fuck society thinks or wants.
>Out for vengeance against a fucking giant cyborg pteridactyl.
>Hands-down the hottest nintendo babe, doesn't make a statement about it.
You're outta your minds.
Unless you're talking about Other M, which yeah, is straight up character assassination.
>>338130649
There is nothing wrong with sexualizing samus.
>>338130963
Shut up, her body is completely ridicolous. No one will take her seriously with tits and ass like that.
>>338131169
>No one will take her seriously with tits and ass like that.
Doesn't it usually worked the other way.
remember metroid pirme samus?
>great female character
>non sexualised
>just a bad-ass
>looks like a real women
>suit w/o built in heels
>ps. still 6 foot 50 amazon beast
Who cares.
Samus being a badass space hunter in suit and a foxy lady out of it is my fetish.
It's the contrast man.
There are not mearly enough games that include bimbos.
nintendo understands what people want. castlevania would probably still be around if they made a game where shanoa indulged society's foot fetish
>>338131084
>Not THICK but FIT as FUCK
It has a certain amount of fitness to it, but come on, you don't really think it's ALL fit, do you?
>You can see her in bikini since the first game
>Nintendo are sexualizing samus now!!
>>338130649
>There's nothing "classic" or "great" about her.
There never was, at her very best Samus was a slate blank enough to be mistaken for a robot.
>>338131843
Do you see a difference in sexualization here?
>>338130649
>Its another "autist triggered by fan art and non-canon appearances" episode
>>338132027
At the time that was about just as sexual though. Hell, the outfit itself is way lewder even.
>>338132153
Literally the only thing worth looking at.
>>338130649
>>338131647
>>338132027
>>338132153
> samus is a fucking tranny
Kill yourself faggot
>>338132027
Holy shit, she must have gained like 20 pounds from left to right here.
Now I feel sorry for Samus.
>>338132142
maybe if super metroid came out in 1953
>>338130649
I'm in no way surprised that /v/ is triggered by attractive women, given the rampant faggotry on this board.
She probably has 1 too many dimensions for you, too.
no one cared about metroid until they sexed samus up. way better off now, she's one of the more popular smash characters
>>338131647
Called doing squats. White girls can get a BUTT if they work out and commit to their squat game.
I've seen transformations that seemed more miraculous than the creation of stars.
Can I ask an honest question to everyone here?
I can see that in fan-art, she is depicted with a fat ass. In the newer games (after Super Metroid), she's ALSO depicted with a fat ass.
What game started this? Because it seems to me a lot of fan art is "inspired" by how fat her ass looks in the games.
>>338132540
yea i honestly dont see the problem with just making a samus that works out
Other M was her last big game, all she has going for her right now is sex appeal because most people don't know or care about Metroid these days.
Samus was my waifu since fusion
>>338132540
Squats, absolutely. But you're a fool if you think that squats are the ONLY reason her ass is huge.
Truth is, it's both fit AND fat.
Metorid would survive easily enough on ZSS alone.
>>338130649
She's always had colossal tits, just look at the sprites from metroid and metroid 2.
>>338132379
>She probably has 1 too many dimensions for you, too.
>she's only ever at-best a 2d representation of 3d
well, now I'm trying to figure out how anyone could find a line sexy
>>338131564
You are an idiot. Nintendo knows jack shit, especially about Metroid
>>338130649
barefoot and legs are superior.
Armor samus is best samus tho
>>338130649
Metroid fans have more to worry about than Samus's tits, like never getting another Metroid game. I bet you think west games like Skyrim have good Female designs.
when are they going to let me lick the shit off of princess peach's asshole
>>338130649
>fat
No its not.
>>338130649
This is another Ass Autist thread, isn't it?
>>338130649
muh dick etc
>>338133193
Yes it is.
>>338132379
>cellulose injected blonde bimbos
>attractive
>>>/twitter/
>>338130649
She's also a fictional character, so one question comes to mind
Who gives a fuck?
another buttmad nintendo friend cant handle that team ninja taught them a thing or two about how to handle female characters to appeal to a wide market
>tfw fan of metroid
>love the games
>love samus
She is hot as fuck, so what?
>>338132634
This needs an answer.
>>338132725
Well yeah, she's just perfection per imagination.
She's just not insulting cause it makes sense that she's in that physical form. Just because she's got 10/10 TnA doesn't mean that's her only quality.
Post good Samus pics
>>338131169
My dick takes her seriously.
>>338133657
It doesn't make sense that she has a fat ass, though. If they made it smaller - that is - trimmed off the excess fat, it would make sense because that would leave her with a ripped booty and not this fit-fat hybrid she has now.
Do you understand my point?
>>338133592
those muscles and those tits are an impossible combination naturally.
>>338133785
WTF, is she wearing a thong suit?!
>>338133592
This. Samus appearance isnt the problem. The fucking problem is that the last good metroid game was almost a decade ago.
>>338133992
>naturally
>fictional character
>>338133819
I'm only saying the ass was fat in terms of size.
Are you saying that her ass would be squishy?
Shits probably firm af famiglia.
Could take a beating.
>>338134149
At that size, it's not just muscles. She has a good amount of fat on it for sure.
So yes, a little squishy.
>tfw a picture of Samus penisbirthing Ridley clones treated her with more dignity than Other M
Oh boy. Anothere thread where anons are getting caught up in "FIT OR FAT ASS" autistic anon's shenanigans. Its always so fucking hilarious since he posts in the exactly same manner every single fucking time.
>>338134317
Bubble butt.
>>338130649
Any chance that someone here could take pics of Corn's ass with this mod?http://gamebanana.com/skins/145524
>>338133992
Bird magic.
>>338134115
1986 was more than a decade ago, anon.
>>338133592
>Samus will never overpower you and ride you until your balls are all dry and you beg her to stop, only to hear her say that she is just starting.
>>338134146
>humans
>fiction
oh, my mistake, what species is samus
>>338130649
>having a body type automatically makes someone a bimbo
That's the real sexism.
>>338134573
half chozo
>>338133992
There are a lot more unnatural things in the series than Samus's body.Plus she belongs to the birds so her body could be very different
fucking zero suit faggots.
>>338130649
>daily Zero Slut Samus bait thread
Thanks OP
>>338133992
>can manifest power armor with the firepower to demolish entire armies in an instant out of nothing
>performs inhuman feats of athleticism like kicking herself up walls
But damn those tits on that physique? Utterly inconceivable!
>tfw not samus
I don't like this
I wish Samus was my mom
Could Samus beat this man?
>>338134894
You can't have sex with your mom anon
I for one like bimbo Samus.
>>338131340
Remember 2D Metroid were it has the real Samus that has the same figure of an hour glass? Now do me a favor and stop talking.
>>338132275
Fuck off Brianna.
>>338130649
't is truly bait fit for a pauper here. Empoverished arguments not pertaining to any main game, but rather to a cameo appearance in smash.
Ended thine life, thou gargantuan homosexual.
>>338135192
I disagree
>>338134115
She will never appear in another title of her own because there's no need to.
Nobody wants a metroid game.
They just want to fap to ZS samus.
>>338135548
You just got baited anon
>>338135548
Metroid never had a good game until Prime.
>>338133992
Master Chief is big and muscular with an inverted triangle body and a huge dick and you don't see anyone complaining about how genetically perfect he is.
it's true. She's a bimbo and a major cumslut.
I wish someone in overwatch had a FULL latex bodysuit and not just parts
>>338136084
Are you AC fag pretending to like Prime and hate 2D Metroid now?
>>338132027
Honestly, not really.
Both are fairly benign and the standout parts are equal (tummyslut versus phat buttcheeks).
>>338136278
No, I'm just someone that played the original, II, and Super each at release. Who the fuck is AC fag? Honestly asking here.
>tfw a modern Metroid wouldn't allow you to wear the suit all the time, you'd have to manage resources and only use it as a kind of super mode because autists need their fap bait.
>>338136402
>I'm just someone that played the original, II, and Super each at release.
And yet you come on here trying to bait by saying something as stupid as Prime is the only good Metroid game.
>>338131169
> People dont take attractive people more seriously
Keep telling yourself that 2/10
>>338136591
I didn't say Prime was the only good one, just that the series didn't have good games until Prime. Though the first Prime is the best out of the four games.
>>338132887
>>338136712
>just that the series didn't have good games until Prime.
That's still stupid to say since the first three games were the best in the series and the all of the 2D Metroid games were better than the Prime games. If you didn't like the original three Metroid games that started it all then you are not a Metroid fan.
>>338136886
You're right, I'm not a fan of shitty side scrollers.
>>338137093
No, not to try to sound like AC fag but you are a Primefag. Go troll somewhere else.
Is samus better with or without a penis? I have the answer, but I want you guys to try and guess.
Ha-tcha~!
people dont like bimbos?
>>338139020
Both are fine.
>>338130649
Iconic is the word you're after, shit-for-brains
>>338139131
What a ridiculous thought. I for one, love my ditzy blonde bimbos.
>>338130649
So because she has curves now, suddenly her character has less value to you? You sound like a turbofeminazi OP, so I'm going to ignore this thread right after I post this.
You'd all be back on here complaining like no tomorrow if Nintendo removed her TnA from the next proper Metroid title.
STOP CENSORING, NINTENDO!
STOP OVER SEXUALIZATION, NINTENDO!
Hopefully game companies will soon realise that its impossible to please everyone and just make games again.
>>338132840
i wonder what they smell like haha
Fuck off Sybb, you autist.
>>338134287Source?
>>338141073
sick meme reference bro
fucking kill yourself you faggots have run that shit into the fucking ground
>>338131169
No, YOU can't. God fucking forbid a woman has tits.
>>338142256
Haha
>>338130649
>you will never mindbreak Samus
>>338130649
I like bimbos. I still prefer Samus in the suit.
>>338142256
i just want to know what they smell like...
Samus erper when?
Heather Mason is literally the only well done female jap vidya character, and they even had to get her topless for the promo stuff
Nips can't write women. They write waifus.
Nintendo can make Samus great again. I know they can.
>>338144785
Just like Starfox and Paper Mario?
>>338130649
Oh, hey Sybb, long time no see.
>>338130649
>good ass
>not bimbo
why not both?
>>338130649
You're assuming women with big tits and ass can't be intelligent or heroic and that female characteristics make a women unfit for certain roles.
You sir are a sexist.
Take your tumblr level politics and get the shit off the internet
>>338130649
>>338131169
>everyone won't take her seriously because of T&A
Your time has come and gone. Either like the T&A or KYS.
>>338144945
>contorts specifically to give you a better look at her newly inflated gams
>He thinks sluts are intelligent and heroic
*tips fedora*
>>338135548
N
on of those are as inflated as Sm4sh. Hell, she even looked fine in Brawl because the T&A were realistic
>>338136342*BRRRAAAAAAAAP*
>>338136262
Dva
>>338144719
This desu senpai
>>338131084
Maybe back in the 90s.
But now she is blue bodysuit sex object because horny japanese men love blonde princesses.
ITT beta cucks and sjw mad that a protagonist is attractive
I want Samus to fart on me
>>338135548
Would these get censored if they were created today and handled by today's nintendo?
>>338135705
Trans or not I'd love if Samus had a nice package at lower front as well
>you will never be a bimbo
Literally why live
>>338145550
Do you even know what the word "cuck" means you neo-memester?
Yeah....I don't share your hate for titties and ass, so you can go die in a fire now
>>338145426
>because horny American men love blonde princesses
FTFY
face it, the only people that hate new samus are 90's gamers (with good reason) and fat ugly feminist cunts (because new samus is prettier than them). Everyone else is normies that eat that shit up
>>338145656
There is literally nothing hotter than Samus with a fat dick
>>338146071
Yeah..... I don't share your homosexual fetish, so you can go die in a fire now.
This is why females being main characters is a fucking awful idea. All they ever turn out to be is just "Look how sexii/kawaii I am" waifushit.
>Bayonetta
>Samus
>Every FE female ever created
How dead is Metroid?
How has there not been a real game since Other M
>>338146132
I'd like to die, smothered by Samus' burning inner thighs
>>338146578
worst fetish
>>338146636
A high heel fetish is the worst fetish?
>>338130649
Putting ZSS in Smash was a mistake.
>>338131169
Hi ugly SJW fuckturd. :^)
>>338130649
samus always had big tits and a fat ass, its just now we have better graphics
>>338135959
It's a sci-if game that isn't focused on the universe
The reason Halo and Mass Effect do so well is because you got to see all the cool shit going on while in Metroid you were usually in a space station
>>338136219
Spartans are just Space Marines that go through less intense augmentations
>>338136219
you're not guestimating dick size from the standard issue crotch kevlar, are you?
>>338131647
>being this much of a virgin
>>338130649
I want Samus to be a example of what happens with female protagonists, it destroys itself, it poisons its fanbase, and reduces itself to a mockery of itself.
>>338149021
fat ass maybe, but she had modest tits from zero mission all the way until other m
>>338130649
So what, it's bad that she's hot? I mean she was always hot. Would it be better if she were flat-chested and had no ass?
The real issue is that there hasn't been a Metroid game in about 10 years now.
>>338131340
the way people have formed a fucking cult around prime 1 samus is pretty cringeworthy
>>338136816
>>338150190
not OP but I don't have problem with her being hot
I have problem with ZSS becoming the main thing instead of her real armor
>>338150190
It's not that she's hot, it's that it's so relevant to her character now that it's ruined the character. People can defend Other M is they want but it horribly defined what Samus is all about today.
>>338130786
Never played a Metroid game and I like what I see.
You are a faggot numale t b h
>>338151173
>>338150663
What a couple of cucks
>>338130649
id rather take a fat ass than no ass dear Ubisoft dev
This is justice/revenge for what they did to Lara and you fucking cucks want to go in the other direction? Jesus Christ.
Kek Bless the Japanese.
The zero suit is a bland design that has overstayed it's welcome.
I don't care about practicality and I like sexy Samus. A new look is long overdue.
>>338130649
Samus being sexy is not problematic, Samus being poorly written is. Learn the difference you fucking homosexual tumblr moron.
>>338131169
Red beans and rice didn't miss her.
>>338152727
Samus lays eggs?
>>338153173
half bird, of course she doesalso, pubic feathers
SKINTIGHT
BODYSUITS
>It's the same shitty thread on repeat every day
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Why don't the mods do their fucking jobs and just delete these threads?
>>338152176
On the contrary, she is a very realistic written woman. Stupid, pointless, ineffectual, emotionally developed as a door nail, and needs a man to save her.
>>338151581
>Made Lara look like a real woman and not a blowup sex doll
>"REEEEE HOW DARE THEY"
I really don't get what the nips were thinking when they decided to start putting Samus out of her armor more often.
Literally the coolest part about her is her power suit and how it's using ancient technology that can take on entire space pirate armies.
And what the fuck is zero suit? That's such a dumb sounding phrase.
Has /v/ finally stopped pretending Other M is a bad game? The armors outdated. Slut Samus is here to stay.
>>338155164
Well originally they just wanted her out of the armor to show she isn't just more then a merc. Then when zero mission came out they put her out of the armor to show she is capable even without the suit.
>>338130787
/thread
>>338131169
God forbid a woman has tits and ass, fucking faggot.
>>338131084
This post is perfect
>>338130649
Good.
I love Zero Slut Samus. Only amiibo I ever bought.
Can't get enough of her "just rape me already!" whore heels.
ZSS is a gift from God
>>338155536
>they put her out of the armor to show she is capable even without the suit
wouldn't you say that was a mistake? Sounds to me like an attempt to sjw her abilities, and in my opinion it kind of backfired. What's the suit for, if she's everything without her? Why the need to point out her physical abilities on top of her mental ones? Why can't they allow a person to be physically strong due to a one of a kind custom fit exoskeleton? Was the damage really worth the "gain"? Turning Samus from a fit suit pilot into a superhuman bimbo?
I submit to Samus, she is a goddess and I would let her emasculate me.
>>338156357
Samus doesn't emasculate anyone.
She turns boys into men.
>>338131169
She's not real
>>338130649
I don't get it, Samus was always a hot bimbo who happened to be inside a badass power suit.
Samus is both the power suit and the hot chick. No amount of Smash Zero suit fanart or screenshots will change that.
Tiddies not big enough
>>338157221
>No amount of Smash Zero suit fanart or screenshots will change that.
>>338157414
She still has a suit in there.
>>338141636
>right arm isn't a cannon
just fuck my fanart up senpai
>>338130649
>nothing classic or great about her
She's a classic bimbo and great fap senpai
>>338134317
That is some shit tier skinning in the ankle from a 3d animation perspective.
Samus thread and I didn't know? Damn.
>>338160395
PPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>338132239
HAS HE BEEN INFECTED?
>>338160523
do cloacas fart?
I want to be her sissy bitch
Gotta love how people are so shallow they see a lovely woman and immediately declare she's weak and worthless and can't do what Samus has been doing for nearly thirty years.
>>338130649
whats wrong with being both badass and sexy?
Fit women always look hot as fuck
>>338145005
who the fuck is metroid man
>>338130787
No, Samus would fuck you.
JUST
>>338130649
>Girls can't be hot AND interesting!
>>338130649
Can Nintendo sell Metroid to another company already? I don't want to be associated with this fanbase.
I'll just throw these here:
Smash 4 BOOTY
http://imgur.com/a/FVYyW/all
Smash 4 BOOTY 2
http://imgur.com/a/CFIJn/all
Smash 4 BOOTY 3
http://imgur.com/a/Y1AAs/all
Smash 4 BOOTY 4
http://imgur.com/a/mTarY/all
Smash 4 Bayonetta BOOTY
http://imgur.com/a/fAoxK/all
4 Biggest Booties Smash
http://imgur.com/a/wTYO4
>>338130649
Who cares she is a hot bitch, just because you nintendrone has no testo it doesn't mean a real man can't enjoy his blond bitch... heh
Maybe its just me but zss sexuality isnt really a problem anyway since samus is way more nuttable imo in her suit.
Ive hotglued her figma even.
>>338163223
Is Peach's butt really that big?
>>338130649
I'm failing to see the issue here. Other than OP is a massive faggot.
OP here.
The problem isn't that she's sexy, the problem is that her tits and ass look ridicolous. Tits are too big, ass is too fat.
She looks like a 50 cent blow up doll.
>>338162950
If only.
Shithole remodeling is the best Metroid related thing of the last 8 years.
Better plot and more attention to the lore than Other M too.
>>338166373
Yeah it definitely is. :D If you're asking if I photoshopped any of these pics, the answer is no. These are all snapshots straight from the game. I mean, if you look at other games like Strikers, Mario Kart, and even the new Olympics game, you'd realize she's always had a huge ass. They just never actually modeled her a butt under the dress in Smash, which is why they just went with the void in Smash 4.
File didn't post for some reason...
>>338151253
And if that's all that you value, and none of the rest about her, you're a pig and a lout.
>>338130649
>bimbo
wat. Big tits and ass don't make you a bimbo ya fuckin bimbo.
The 4 Booty levels of Smash 4!
ERP?post emails
>>338167898
it's her only redeeming features nowadays, her character is gone, which is what OP originally had an issue with. Everybody's just burning down the straw man that OP thinks Samus must be ugly. Kind of a sad thread
>>338168132
>no Palu
>>338168132
Samus and Bayo needs lay off the donuts.
Peach's dress is too puffy to tell
WFT is fit.
>>338168203
That's because she hasn't had a game in years dumbass. You are complaining about nothing.
>>338168616
she had recent appareances, and said appareances distorted her character. That's the whole point
>>338168271
She doesn't really have much in game... or at least any good poses or attacks to show it off. All she really had was that 1 second gif in her reveal trailer, which was in an anime, cinematic style.
>>338168685
Smash? Fuck off idiot. Smash is just a fighting game it doesn't even have a story.
>>338168816
You don't need a story to convey character. It's sufficient to use plenty of butt shots, high heels, skintight outfits that are uncommon in their actual games, and so on.
>>338132275
since when?
>>338168497
Peach needs her Stikers outfit and Mario Kart suit! I mean Samus pretty much has those exact outfits already.
>>338168984
>skintight outfits that are uncommon in their actual games
Zero suit has been a thing since zero mission newfag.
>>338149885
she's not even big in other m
>>338169130
Why did they have to make her butt so big?
>>338162338
That is the joke.
>>338169502
To which character are you referring? Samass, Bayonetta, and Peach all have retardedly gigantic asses in this game. Add WFT, Palutena, Rosalina (at least in Mario Kart), and even female Corrin... that makes a lot of decent sized booties in this game, lol.
>>338169890
Samus. I mean, come on...
