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What was her problem?
>>338115212
METALED
Her vibrator likes to cuddle
Overwatch is /m/'s dream universe
>>338115212
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo...
She was from tumblr probably
>white woman dating something barely resembling a human
they jew propaganda is everywhere guys, you need to know it when you see it
>>338115257
CLANKED
I only just noticed that the blue LEDs aren't the eyes on the robot dudes.
>>338115212
>shitty blue sniper chick kills the robot that wants robofucker rights for everyone
I think that might be her problem
>>338115212
The leader of the robot sex cult got assassinated. We have gay marriages now. In the future they have robot marriages
>>338115330
>mfw women are the first to get robohusbands instead of men getting waifus
>>338115212
Too many white straight males around her.
>>338115345
RATCHETED
has anyone drawn titty art of bastion yet?
>>338115330
That robot dude is literally just a walking vibrator that can probably listen to her bitch all day. I think women will accept robot sex way sooner than men.
>>338115346
I thought the top two are his eyes and the bottom one is his mouth :o
>>338115451
GIZMO'D
>>338115649
STEAM-SPUNKED
>>338115212
Where's all the qt robo girls at?
>>338115374
Doubtful. It's a lot easier to come up with a robot that looks good and lets you fuck it than one that keeps you safe and goes out to make money for you.
>tfw you read up on the lore and find out Zarya, Pharah, Mercy, Widowmaker (obviously) and D.VA all dislike the idea of robots getting human rights
gettin' pretty fucking racist in here
I guess tracer really is the only reliable waifu other than Fatass McChinamen.
>>338115723
AUTOMATONED
>>338115738
Its called NON BINARY you FUCKING white cis male
>>338115212
the robot tricked her into thinking he loved her so they could get married and he could then kill her, get her cash, and buy some mad upgrades for himself
>>338115541
>probably listen to her bitch all day
That's what a partition for, he can just dedicate it to her nonsense while he ignores her and browses the internet with his internal OS.
>>338115850
JACK HAMMERED
>>338115212
GREASED
>>338115330
are robots niggers?
>>338115837
Robots literally aren't human
>>338115541
men have already accepted it, those blow up sex dolls have been around forever and are basically the precursor to sex bots
>>338115965
WELDED
>>338115212
Cutural Marxism.
>>338115212
Robosexual
>>338115212
BOLTED
>>338115965
CHARGED
>>338116014
>sex bots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvh32fQ8nNI
Why haven't we seen any female robots/cyborgs yet? In that crowd all I saw were female humans with male robots.
>>338115837
>pharah
based, my waifu truly is perfect
>D. Va
kind of surprised since she's into the whole mecha thing, unless that's WHY she's against it
>>338115212
This is just such a ridiculous concept.
If you, as a human, can be attracted to a expressionless robot, you are mentally unstable. Your biology shouldn't allow you to be attracted to that. It can't even communicate outside of audio and it's robotic body movements. It's face is dead, and any normal human being would be disturbed by that.
>>338115837
D.Va just likes vibrating robot dick.
>>338116089
Soon
I hope you like mecha porn
>>338115837
>Dragons cinematic
>Hanzo kills the one Omnic gangster
>Knocks the humans around
:)
>>338115837
The robots almost wipe South Korea off the earth. No shit she would hate them.
>That cringe worthy big "NOOOOOOO"
>Tears already formed in eyes right upon disaster
Jesus christ blizzard.
>>338116117
>implying these creatures are human
>>338115960
BOLTED
>>338116108
>the whole mecha thing
she does the whole mecha thing because Robo-Godzilla attacks Korea on a regular basis. That sort of puts a negative spin on her impression of sentient machines
>>338116089
>with male robots
h-how can the human male compete?
>>338116117
Unless AI is THAT good at the time that it actually has a unique and charming personality
and a big robot cock
>>338116228
Its easier to kill than knock out, but Hanzo still kinda nice guy. Figured MrRobito can be repairito
>>338116228
It's a stun gun bolt, dipshit.
>>338115212
Dudebot obviously just rammed his prehensile tentacle dildo with throbbing vibrating flanges up her ass.
>>338116089
HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE MALE????
FUCKING GEARIST PIG
>>338116108
She sees machines as tools, not as beings.
>>338116158
That fine bro behind tough
>>338115368
But when will we have gay robot marriage?
>>338116336
Vocal personality would only go so far. Unless the robot were to be designed with a completely expressive, synthetic facial model, the average human would see it as a cold, metal machine.
>>338115212
Her dildo's bud got killed.
>>338115330
>jew propaganda
It's really because everyone recognizes that white blonde haired blue eyed women are superior to any other. When anyone wants to have "A woman with _____" they chose what they know is the best.
Lemme see if I get this right
>robots kill thousands of humans
>all the white women are race traitors and literally jump on robot dick immediately
How is this not propaganda
>>338115960
>gently vibrates your cervix
I think might be painfully pleasurable...
>>338115837
Robots aren't a race
>>338116549
>It's really because everyone recognizes that white blonde haired blue eyed women are superior to any other.
Not if you have Yellow/Jungle fever anon.
>>338116643
#notallmuslims
You fucking racist, it's 2016
>>338116330
>doesn't via it as a natural disaster she has to fight
I'm surprised her bratty little brain can even comprehend that robits are bad and should be hated.
>>338116332
Cyborgs are taking all the male robits for themselves.
>>338116647
>Yellow/Jungle fever
An odd insanity, it's called a fever because they aren't well in mind or body
>>338115212
Robot jesus got shot because tracer got out fucking skilled by widowmaker
>>338116643
Do you even know what a race is you stupid shit?
If you want to tell me they're not a human ethnicity, fine. You're correct. But they are a race.
>>338116780
Shut the fuck up, idiot.
>>338115837
Pharah has a reason for concern since she's guarding an AI development center so had perhaps a greater understanding of what makes up a robot and why they might not quantify as sentient beings. Widowmaker's entire shtick is that she is Talon's puppet, and Talon's objectives are a bit difficult to read. Nothing states that Mercy has an issue with Omnics as far as I'm aware (you may be thinking of Torbjorn) whereas Zarya and D.Va's thinking makes complete sense when you consider the fact that both of their countries have been raped to hell and back by giant Omnics.
>Tracerfags coming with baseless character accusations to put their shit cockney waifu on a pedestal
>Implying omnics deserve human rights
>>338115212
Widowmaker got Play of the Game.
>D.VA hates the robots
Best girl
>>338116601
its female survival instinct
when an invading tribe killed all the men they offer themselves to the invaders, it doesn't matter that the man they spent years with was killed by them, the woman only thinks about her own needs
>>338116780
Anon pls
>>338115212
>tfw /v/ immediately thinks the robot is a nigger
>those threads when the video first released
It's no secret /v/ and /pol/ are super insecure, but goddamn.
The robot rights thing is a little bit silly in this universe. There doesn't seem to be a difference between a robot and an AI, in the eyes of any given character in the world of Overwatch, but there clearly is. DVa's mech is just a robot, but Zenyatta and Bastion have artificial intelligence.
CLANKED
>>338116279
CHROMED
>>338115212
>All these fags caring about fucking robots
>not no mentions tracer getting out fucking played
Only good part of the video.
Beep boop were the human wimmin at
>>338116965
If a bunch of hot-ass chicks came and murdered all the jackasses I have to sit in traffic with in this shit city, AND they want to bang me? You can bet your bottom dollar I'd jump on that shit.
Shit is only natural.
>>338117134
20 ticks who gives a shit
HOW CAN HUMAN BOIS EVEN COMPETE?
>>338117068
Zenyatta and Bastion were created within the Omniums. D.Va's mecha was a war machine that once used a drone intelligence to fight Mecha-Godzilla before it adapted and disabled their network. Using pilots was basically an emergency scenario.
>>338117134
Tracer jobbin is an inherent part of her character. Like Reyes. It's expected, same could be said of Widowmaker doing such a good job.
>>338115837
Torbjorn is also against Roborights.
>>338117213
>tfw even my robot waifu is unsatisfied with me
>tfw getting cucked by a robot
;_;
>>338117238
He's against giving any sort of weapon intelligence doesn't stop Talon from sending the jobmaster himself to do everything.
Fucking robots.
Race war when
>>338117134
>Winston video
>Reaper jobs to Winston
>Widowmaker video
>Tracer jobs to Widowmaker
>Hanzo video
>Hanzo jobs to Genji
>>338117161
Superior South African robot coming through.
>>338116823
Unless robots are getting pregnant and producing offspring they are not a race
They are a manufactured model stamped out of a factory by machines bearing no similarities to them and designed by human engineers to fill a role, they are thinking tools
>>338117238
So who is pro robot rights besides the obvious Bastion/Zenyatta.
If it was a sexy female robot and a small Aryan boy with a bubble butt you'd guys wouldn't hate it.
KILL THE ROBOTFUCKERS
I want to fuck an omnic desu. Definitely not a robot either hehhe...I can solve a captcha
>>338115212
>women having robo bfs is totally ok
>women threw a shitfit when people pursue female sexbots
WHAT
THEfun?
>>338117360
Seems like they got the match up info correct
>>338116108
>>pharah
>based,
>shitty and clumsy suit
>based
kek
>>338117396
You would probably like Binary Domain.
I know a lot of people are talking about Overwatch addiction. I had that at first, but now, for some reason, my hype is completely gone. I don't know why.
I also haven't been playing video games as much this last week at all, and it's kind of upsetting.
I don't feel the same.
>>338117360
>Soldier:76 video
>We're all soldiers now.
why does /v/ suddenly hate robots?
what happened?
Even the Japanese aren't sure about this game.
>>338117404
Tracer's at least warmed up to them to a degree, and Genji. There's a list somewhere that has a good majority of it. Lucio's probably ambivalent but gives them the benefit of the doubt. Symmetra probably doesn't care.
>>338117512
Took our jerbs.
>>338117404
Bastion doesn't seem to have an opinion on robot rights. He's just a leftover weapon spit out by the omniums who's curious about the world.
Also, Tracer, obviously.
>>338117512
When I can have a perfect recreation of my waifu I will accept robots
Until then they're nothing
>>338117538
fuck you Korean
>>338116243
Yeah definitely the worst part about this cinematic.
>>338115212
BEEPED
>>338117512
the insecure childish parts of /v/ are comparing them to niggers and stuff. I.e., it's the left over /pol/ influence from the not so obvious chanology and /tv/ crossposters.
>>338117538
>Toriyama is a homosexual korean
>>338117693
>Muh pol boogeyman
Nigger have you even been too pol before?
>>338117650
no the worst part is that there hasn't been a Zone-style flash that picks up after Tracer loses her fight with Widow, and instead of leaving Widow just fucks the shit out of a weakened Tracer right there on the rooftops
>>338116089
whats the point of putting tits on a robot?
>>338117538
>Toriyama is a homosexual Korean.
>>338115330
>>338116549
>>338117032
I don't have to say anything.
>>338115374
>women are the first to get robohusbands
It's not fair
>>338117538
You act like the japanese have good taste
>>338116780
>>338116856
>>338116995
not wanting a qt jp gf to have a cloud strife with?????????????????????????
>AYYYYYYYY WHERE ALL DAH HUMAN FEMALE SEXUAL ORGANS AT SON
>>338117538
those korean bants lel
>>338117807
You actually do, I don't get it.
>>338117754
>Have you ever been too pol before?
I haven't even been a little "pol", my man.
What's the order of all the short videos?
Genji when?
D.VA when?
My nip is trash and even I can a lot of these translations aren't close to accurate.
>>338117396
Two robots could ostensibly build a new robot. This ability to "procreate" combined with the cognitive function equal to that of a human being, and clear displays of personality beyond that of simple response algorithms means they're a race.
>>338117538
How could they say that about Cereza? She's a treasure.
>>338117512I would
WHERE ALL THE ROBO WOMENZ AT?
I NEED TO GET MY DICK GREASED
>>338115212
Fuck a machine,
You ain't clean.
>>338117920
was supposed to be linking
>>338117538
>>338117818
>99% of Japanese games are about unrealistically busty teenage girls getting to 2nd base with one another
They have patrician taste
>>338117919
Recall/Alive/Dragons/76
They all seem to happen at the same time with Recall probably happening later.
>because people have problem with women getting robodicked, you will never get sexbots of your waifu
I wonder who could be behind this
>>338117897
leftist + Jews = you lose
>>338115212
DON'T
DATE
ROBOTS
>This message brought to you by those few with the foresight enough to know the ethical conundrum that would spawn from sentient artificial life.
>>338117919
I assume they're all happening at once-ish, or very close together in order of release, since all of them talk about "OH SHIT SOMETHING BIG IS GOING TO HAPPEN WE NEED OVERWATCH'.
Also Genji never because he already got his video in Dragons. The only reason for a character to appear again after giving their story is to have some random bullshit fight. So, like, if Reaper shows up and starts shooting Genji in the fucking face, then D.VA can come in and save the day for her video.
>>338115212
>Your robot spiritual leader just got gunned down in front of you
>your bitch is freaking out but you don't give a fuck
Baller
>>338117538
>l-look, mom, I p-posted it again!
>see people talking about omnics
>no idea what the fuck it is
Alright so my general understanding is that Bastion was once a killbot for some bad robots, right? Why is he allowed in Overwatch again?
>>338117538
>the whole "purity" shit
None of them reproduce anyway so it's not like they'd know what's sexy.
>>338117776
>whats the point of putting tits on a robot?
This fucking guy.
You guys seein this?
Omnics in this game a representation of the Muslims hordes.
Discuss.
>>338115212
she probably knows her parents money won't be able to afford that robot much longer.
>Implying you wouldn't shove your cock in an self-lubing vibrating, self warming robo slut cocksleeve that vibrates and milks your dick.
AND IT CAN CUDDLE/TALK to you
>>338117485
I'll check it out fampai
>>338117085
COGGED
>>338118175
Think of Bastion as Wall-E and dr.Banner, in that he loves life but knows he's a danger so he wants to hide. He'd most likely go with them so that society could be more easily protected.
>>338117538
10/10 rewrite.
>>338118234
Only if that robot can look like my waifu
>>338118208
the Moroccan, Malaysian and Egyptian muslims are pretty based
>>338118267
PISTONED
>>338118208
Let me guess... You got that image from /pol/ and without any background or fact-checking you accepted it as true. That's so adorably sinister.
>>338117538
>Wolfenstein is better
I concur with the chink.
Do Omnics feel anything
Do they enjoy something or is it just their programming telling them it's going fine
Can they feel anything or are they just programmed that way
Does their self preservation come from programming or some will to live
Are they truly alive if they can't feel anything
Can they love or is it just cooperation with a human without truly understanding it
i'm confused, wouldn't a robot just want to bang since that's the only thing it understands
>>338116549
I'm asian living in predominantly white country and regarding white girls I'd much rather get a pale redhead, blondes are overrated desu fampai
>all these plebs who woudn't fuck a robo girl
so you would pass up on link related?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph568cb2ecc9e9d
>>338116089
is Symmetra not a Cyborg? is her arm just like a robo-gauntlet or something?
>>338118415
>Do they enjoy something or is it just their programming telling them it's going fine
Do you enjoy anything? Or is it your chemicals telling you its going fine?
>>338118330
It has the sources right there kid. Check them out if you want.
It really shouldn't be a surprise to you that people from less developed nations under a more authoritarian religion actually follow that religion. I find it a little racist that people like you constantly claim "NO NO THEY DON'T FOLLOW THEIR RELIGION BECAUSE THAT RELIGION IS DUMB". Well they don't think so, racist cunt.
>>338118238
It's regularly on sale on PC, and currently going for $10 on PSN is you have a PS3 in service.
>>338115212
https://vimeo.com/12915013
>>338118439
AM-WF pairing needs to happen more. I'm sick of seeing BM-WF pairing on tv, we need more couples like Glen and Magi from TWD and Selfie should also be brougt back
>>338115837
Roadhog and Junkrat also have a pretty justifiable hate for omnics.
>>338115212
WHITEY MAD AS FUCK HIS DICK IS SMALL AND STATIONARY.
WHITE BITCHES LOVE THE BRC
>>338117538
>>338117615
>>338117787
>>338117818
>>338117878
>>338117939
>>338118036
>>338118145
>>338118193
>>338118339
Here I thought the image wasn't working anymore. Thanks for the (You)s!
>>338115330
>>white woman dating something barely resembling a human
It's retarded fir multiple reasons
>women thrive of sex, emotions, physical appearence, money, etc.
A robot that barely looks human and looks more goofy than attractive is supposed to earn money, please her in bed and emotionally, etc?
The difference with men is that they're pretty much all physical, meaning that if the robot was hot and they could fuck it that would be enough.
>implying there will ever be such a thing as robohusbands
Robots literally can't be anything more than walking genitals, which would never satisfy female sexuality. Where will they get their social interaction fix? Robots don't have/can't achieve high social status, nor can they amass wealth. All men need is a wet hole that looks like an attractive human female, and they'd happily live the rest of their days in a fucking cave.
>>338116931
Kek
Underrated post
>>338118415
Do humans feel anything
Do they enjoy something or is it just their hormones telling them it's going fine
Can they feel anything or are they just grown that way
Does their self preservation come from chemicals or some will to live
Are they truly alive if they can't feel anything
Can they love or is it just cooperation without truly understanding it
I'm confused, wouldn't a human just want to bang since that's the only thing it understands
>>338118517
i wanted to add that to my post but that would be philosophy over my head
>>338117538
Fuck off kirby
>>338117538
so 'korean' is basically 'faggot' over there?
>>338118525
Ho ho ho. You're more naive than I first thought. I'd laugh if I weren't already preoccupied.
>>338118490
Pretty sure Symmetra is one of the only 100% humans on the cast. She's just smart and builds shit out of hard light.
>>338118490
Her arm's probably a gauntlet or a prosthetic. Oddly a gauntlet is probably more reasonable considering it's where a lot of the hard light stuff comes from as her and considering her position in the Vishkar companion could make it a prototype she was trying out. McCree's left arm is robotic and Genji's a full cyborg.
>>338118663
No, it seems it's the equivalent of nigger.
>>338118663
considering the translations are completely made up you can think that but it wont be true
>>338118583
To be quite honest, they fucked up Australia (more than it already was), not the robots. Their hate should have been directed at the leaders who decided that it was just okay to fuck over all the Australians more than the omnics who may or may not have been forced to move there. Something I enjoyed about their comic was the distrust of "suits".
>>338118712
>prosthetic
how would that not make her a cyborg?
>>338118574
The pairing we really need to see but they're afraid to give us is WM-BF
>>338118712
Took me even after months of Onlywatch, in Open Beta to find out that Junkrat has a mechanical arm.
>>338118648
>Do humans feel
TELL ME ABOUT ROADHOG, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
no seriously out of the enite cast roadhog and junkrat really don't look like they belong, what's their deal?
>>338118679
Roadhog, Mercy, Pharah, 76, Reaper(maybe), Mei, D.va, Reinhardt, Zarya, Tracer, and Widowmaker.
There's quite a few 100% humans on the cast.
>>338118787
You can get prosthetic limbs now, it doesn't make you a cyborg
In the third short animation they killed only one person and it was a robot again. Are their robo-racist or something?
>>338115212
Reminder that this scene was meant as a direct attack on white men
>>338118787
A prosthetic arm doesn't turns you into a cyborg, you need robotic weapons and cool stuff to be one.
>>338118910
>Pharah
She's an amputee
>>338118980
It's probably they don't want to show blood in their cinematics.
>>338119004
Nice meme
>>338118787
I suppose it'd depend on the level of sophistication it has. Going by the lore, Genjo is the one stated to be a cyborg yet Jamison, McCree, Toblerone, and Hanzo all have a robotic limb or two in Hanzo's case. They're probably gonna have to define what makes one a cyborg.
>>338118668
>>338118668
>heh, you're dumb. Religious people do not follow their religion. Later kid.
You are so fucking retarded. It saddens me that everyone is told to think like you or fuck off. Do you honestly not believe that people in backwards nations do not follow their religion even if that religion is considered horrible by modern western ideals (that they do not give the slightest fuck about).
I just can't believe how delusional you people are.
>>338118890
Roadhog and Junkrat are the absolute best.
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?
>>338118910
>Reinhardt is in no way a cyborg
How? That mother fucker must have Space Marine proportions.
>>338119004
I love this meme, almost as much as people saying Reaper's a nigger.
>you were born just in time to experience a relationship with a robot
What a time to be alive
>>338118980
I would love if hanzo was racist as fuck, would give his character an interesting/funny gimmick.
>>338118890
Junkrat and Roadhog both come from Australia, which is somehow a worse wasteland than in real life. Junkrat finds some important treasure that we don't know about, and Junkrat hires Roadhog, who's basically just a weird guy trying to survive/live big as a bodyguard. They both begin their antics around the more civilized parts of Australia.
>>338119107
nigga I love roadhog the most, hook and shotgun is just so fucking good, but they are aesthetically the odd men out, what gives?
>>338118890
After the Omnic war when the robots started gaining sentience the decision that heads of state came to was "SHIP EM TO AUSTRALIA, I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE SHIT." So the Australians were naturally angry about this and a bunch of 'activists', junkrat being one of them, decided to fuck with all the robots by destroying the biggest power source in australia, some sort of fusion reactor. What they failed to consider was the fact that they essentially were detonating a nuke on their own ground but worse because that nuke also fueled everything. So Australia became Mad Max.
>>338118890
They're from Australia, which got ravaged Mad Max-style, but their flavor of chaos was relatively isolated from the rest of the world. Y'know, because it's Australia.
>>338119160
why does a robot need tits
>>338118193
Enjoy your used goods
>>338117538
>literally can't stop bringing up America every sentence
Holy shit, I thought this meme was just a myth. Are foreigners aware we don't give a fraction of a fuck as much about them as they do us?
>>338119150
>Reaper
>Not black
>>338119146
It's a suit, like Pharah's.
>>338119173
We know that Zarya is 1000% racist, omnics ruined her life
>>338115987
The DM is literally that guy.
FULL-ON DISGUSTING ROBOS:
>Bastion
>Zenyatta
INFECTED WITH THE ROBOTIC DISEASE:
>Genji
>McCree
>Pharah
>Junkrat
>Torbjorn
>Lucio
>Reaper
>Winston
>Hanzo
STILL PURE:
>Mercy
>Tracer
>Mei
>D.Va
>Zarya
>Widowmaker
>Roadhog
>Reinhardt
>Symmetra
>Soldier: 76
>>338119146
It's just a suit.
The guy is beef as fuck.
>>338117538
Can someone actually give an accurate translation of what these posts say? I'm REALLY curious.
>>338118890
>near future
>apocalypse closely averted
>They are from Australia
Maybe australia went full mad max during/after omnic crisis
>>338119247
Stop taking the bait seriously.
>>338119267
not dark enough, looks mexican or mixed
>>338119107
I hope we get another Junker as a new character whenever they start adding new characters.
>>338117512
for the love of god where can i find more
>>338119267
>Reaper
>somehow not a cholo
Okay
>>338119278
>omnics ruined her country
ftfy
>>338119267
Reaper is mexican.
>>338119269
I mean I get that but the width from shoulder to shoulder just seemed way too huge to fit normal proportions
>>338119230
Why make a robot, if you're not going to put tits on it?
>>338119290
No he isn't
He set up that there was a lich trying to raise an undead army and usher in an age of darkness
That was going on in the world
The players decided that they didn't care about the world ending and though that letting a bunch of faggots fuck each other in the ass was more important
Gotta get your priories right
>>338115212
Daddy Issues.
>>338119331
They did. The Aussie government gave a buncha omnics a whole lotta outback land and then one of the omniums in Australia blew up turning the outback into a hellscape leading to Roadhog becoming a Madmax villain.
>>338119420
Whats stopping you from adding a dick onto it after putting tits on it?
>>338119292
>STILL PURE
>Tracer
isn't she like fused with some kind of tech to keep her from phasing out of space/time?
>>338119267
>Gabriel Reyes
>FUCKING REYES
>Californian
>multiple mariachi/dia de muertos outfits
Ey, cabrón.
>>338119267
He's mexican retard that's why he has a sombrero skin.
>>338115212No.*ding*
>>338119343
>not dark enough
Do you really think that every African American looks as dark as chocolate.
>>338119374
reaper is a shotgun skeleton
>>338119290
He let the players do exactly what they wanted
>>338115451
ZURKONED
>>338115330
I am so sick of /pol/fags implying women don't have minds of their own. We don't need shining white knights to protect us from the big bad jews pairing us with people who aren't white. different people have different fucking tastes you little shit.
>>338119469
Now you're thinking.
>>338119384
The shoulder width made you not believe it and not the FUCK MASSIVE HANDS?
>>338119469
You are completely free to do that too
>>338119515
no you strawmanning fuckwit, but certainly darker than that, dude is mixed
>>338119480
It's basically a time-travel pacemaker. No biggie. Not a limb, and certainly not the disgusting nanotech that's inside Not Important.
>>338119306
The 2DS one is a guy saying he just bought a 2DS, what games should he buy, noting he hasn't played anything on the DS or 3DS. And that the thread is about to be deleted for being old.
I can't be bothered with any more.
So I'm assuming that robot fucks her?
>>338118890
Australia got raped by omnics and now theres a massive hole in the middle of australia and its filled with mad max characters like rat and hog
Why are people denying that Pharah has prosthetic arms and legs? It's clear by looking at her model. Is it just uncomfortable for them to accept?
>>338117538
>screencapping 2chan
2ch > futaba
>>338119384
He has a jetpack on his back, the shoulders probably serve many purposes and needed to be enlarged as a byproduct of it.
>>338119515
And do you really think everyone who isn't snow fucking white is African? Not even all Africans are black. His name, his place of residence, his in game skins, all point to him being an American of Mexican parentage.
>robots should have the same rights as a human
>>338115212
So were there any dudes with fem bots?
>>338119292
Junkrat gets a pass, he hates robots
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Omnic_Crisis
>The uprisings were on a global scale, as cities all over the world were attacked. Battlefields included India, Australia, Russia, Rio de Janeiro, and Paris.
So it seems like North America was completely untouched by the omnic crisis? It should be a bastion of omnic and human harmony then, also it explains why we have basically no American or Canadian characters except McCree.
>>338119430
What game would that be?
Is roadhog meant to be a kiwi?
>tfw no qt sentient AI gf.
>>338119615Wow. I wish I could be knowledgeable in the art of moon runes.
>>338119598
I'm not him anon, I just replied your reason for him not being black was stupid.
>>338119469
I'm straight
>>338119647
No just beats her.
>>338119664
Amputees are creepy. Could you imagine a limbless Pharah flopping towards you?
>>338119716
STOP.
>>338119706
Jesus anon, I never said he was Afro people
>>338119742
He's a Maori, so maybe.
So why does blackwatch only have two characters you thibk they will add more with expansions?
>>338119292
>>338119612
>That doesn't make you an ominic but a peg leg does
Nigga what
Why are they setting up all this cool-ass shit if they can't even go anywhere with it?
It's not like there can be any consequences, because they can't kill off any characters. The closest any of these fuckin' Moba/Not-Moba-But-Basically-Moba games ever came to ACTUALLY killing someone was when LoL TRIED to kill pirateguy and then IMMEDIATELY BROUGHT HIM BACK.
>>338119292
>Winston
Mother fucker hes just a gorilla with armor and a jetpack, theres nothing robotic about him.
>Hanzo
Thats not a prosthetic arm you dolt.
Why are all the robots men and not fembot's?
>>338119863
Blackwatch is disbanded and probably got shifted to PMCs. Jesse left before that happened and Reyes jobbed so hard he forced Mercy to use her Ult before it was ready.
>>338115212
She ate too many burritos and farted in public.
>>338119897
Junkrat's entire arm is robotic you silly goose.
>>338119915
And a giant metal plate in his skull.
>>338119915
Robo legs.
>>338119726
Reaper is Californian and Soldier: 76 has an American accent.
>>338119794
It's not gay if you're attracted to the feminine features.
There are more than two genders you know.
>>338119880
why are you bullying robot
>>338119915
Hanzo's legs boyo.
>>338118208
>>338119923
Because it would actually reflect the reality of such a situation, instead of being a futuristic equivalent of minority male, white female relationship. There are feminists already trying to ban/restrict female looking sexbots, and we're not even remotely close to the technology being available for commercial use.
>>338119995
Penises aren't a feminine feature, faggot.
>>338119995
How is the inside of your closet, buddy?
>>338119970
I would actually, literally track this guy down and smash his head in with his own sledgehammer on video if this were real
Because google translate sucks,
Anyone that can read moonrunes want to give us a rundown of what the nips are saying?
http://shiba.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/famicom/1463585970/
>>338119995
>There's more than two genders you know
Ok usually /v/ just claims its not gay but this shit takes the cake. You're gay anon
>>338116780
It's called a fetish.
>>338119465
I really liked the art in that comic.
>>338120123
They can be though, you just have too much of a closed mind to view the world as it is. I hope in time you will come to be educated.
>>338120134
>>338120239
It's not gay if you're attracted to the feminine features, I already told you.
>play mercy
>press q
>rez widowmaker
>mfw
>>338118204
I can't believe that guy.
>>338119430
Holy shit buds /tg/ talked about this a hundred times before and yes the GM just That Guy the group by basically going "Rock fall everyone dies" because no one wanted to play with his shitty lich storyline.
>>338119742
probably some type of pacific islander, hence all the "pig" references.
If he were a kiwi, he'd be more interested in sheep
>>338119469
You couldn't resist bringing your silly fetish into this, could you?
>>338120123
>he doesn't know about feminine penises
>you will never have an AI gf
end my life
>>338119267
HOW IS THIS GUY NOT WHITE
HIS SKIN IS WHITE
>>338120414
>Futa and feet faggots
>Ever not injecting their fetishes into everything
>>338120340
>play Mercy
>in overtime
>go for the rez
>about to raise 4 people
>Hanzo teleports behind me and unsheathes katana and cuts me off
>>338120287
There is nothing feminine about penis anon
>>338120414
Post Jennys robofeet
>>338120214
>does this thread really not have any idiot moderators
>there are so many of these class-cutting kids here
>this shitty game is only living on hype from marketers
Y'know, I'm gonna stop, I don't think they're saying anything worth reading.Just like /v/.
>>338120404
Sounds likely, though I doubt skins can be used as hard evidence.
>>338118648
Some don't. I'm pretty sure that there are a lot of NPCs / God's jokes walking among us.
>>338119292
>Hanzo
What
>>338120585
>Hanzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4SsMtmcf4w
it's all ruse, they're gonna start another war.
Heroes fight robot versions of themselves on the enemy team, the "Player" is always on the Human side.
WIDOWMAKER DID US A FAVOR
>>338120608
Elaborate.
>>338120647
Kenshi
Sorry
>>338120287
Penises are a male sexual organ, a primary sexual characteristic of men, you flamming faggot.
>>338120694
>Kenshi
>>338120715
They can be feminine if it's a part of a woman.
>>338120728
Hey it's true, better than his brother Oda.
>>338120694
Kenshi is from Mortal Kombat.
>>338115837
>picking your waifu because she's not racist against disgusting greyskins
Pic related
>>338118890
Roadhog's E is apparently huffing gasoline through his mask. So it might be dual purpose in protecting him from the irradiated wasteland that is his home country (while Junkrat just doesn't fuckin care and is vastly younger so probably is healthier) and focusing/containing the gasoline huffing like a paper bag for your normal huffer.
>>338120621
yep.
I think Phara's skins (the native american ones) rule that out, since Lorewise she's definitely from Egypt and has no relation to Native Americans whatsoever outside of those cosmetic skins
>>338120185
It's a robot anon. Don't kill a life over a machine.
You would kill an innocent then go to jail.
>>338120390
>GM sets up a world and a plot
>lets players ignore the plot as much as they like
>implying he should have also ignored the consequences of ignoring the plot
>>338120340
So she'll definitely get a pre-corruption skin, won't she.
>>338119986
>Robo legs
those are Robot Pants not legs. Lucio and Hanzo are wearing Robot Pants.
>>338120796
>>338120728
Sorry
Kenji
>>338120771
It literally cannot. Sexual organs are literally what define if you are either a man or a woman, with the sole exception of extremely rare medical cases. If it has a penis, it's a man, period.
>>338120870
GM did nothing wrong.
>>338120771
>Male genital
>Found on a woman
Still trying to pass middle school huh?
>>338120940
Motherfucker just look at their fucking knees.
>>338120959
No, not necessarily, in some cases women will have penises and said penis will be feminine.
>>338119292
symmetra has a robotic arm
>>338120985
Unfortunately shit like this is taught in college now. College professors with dissenting opinions can be fired
>>338120940
You have seen Hanzo's robo legs right? Lucio might be viable as robo pants but Hanzo? Come on.
>>338120941
>Kenji
It's Ryu, retard
>>338121031
Were you dropped in the head as a child or are you simply illiterate?
>>338120985
>still ass-deep in the sex=gender dogma
There's no saving you
>>338120985
Gender is a social construct. There is nothing inherently "male" about a penis. It's just a genital. Not a male genital, a genital.
>>338121110
Retorting to insults like a child I see. Looks like you've already lost.
>>338120930
Yeah probably, just needs something to act as the infrared helmet for her ult.
DON'T DATE ROBOTS
>>338119292
You have absolutely no idea who's a cyborg and who isn't
>>338120959
UGH
DISGUSTING CIS SHITLORD
>>338120941
His name is Manji.
>It's another thread filled with faggot futafags trying to rationalize that liking male genitals is not gay
every fucking time
Just accept that you're bisexual
>>338120612
Not a footfag myself, but at least you aren't a futafaggot.
>>338121105
That's Mitsurugi, dumbass.
>>338121227
>That bulge
Hnng
>>338121256
Nah man it's obviously Liu Kang
>>338121086
LOOK AT THESE KNEES
LOOK
AT
THEM
>>338121227
>not a footfag
>not a futafaggot
>posts both
>>338121138
>>338121154
Go back to tumblr. I don't even mean that in the general kind of "fuck off" way, I mean literally go back to tumblr.
>>338120340
>>338120930
>>338121160
?????
What is reviving widowmaker have to do with anything? Why would that mean she gets a pre corruption skin?
additionally, what corrupted her I thought she was just an elf or whatever? and how do we know what we know about her possible corruption comics or videos or something?
>>338121307
I'm pretty sure you guys are talking about Hayabusa.
>>338121373
read the manga
>>338121323
So he's a manlet even with the cyborg legs?
>>338121307
WHAH WHAH WHAHJACK
BACK TO THE PAST
SAMOORAI JACK
>>338121323
Alright, you got a possible reason why manly beats lost the lower half of his torso and decided to emulate his favorite game?
>>338121342
Go back to /r/theredpill or /r/KotakuInAction you GG scum.
>>338119072
It is kind of interesting that so many characters have random mechanical limbs. McCree's doesn't even seem like a useful one like Hanzo's legs, all he does with his left hand is throw flashbangs.
>>338121382
>>338121414
His name is Sarutobi
>>338121373
If Mercy revives her she'll scream out Gerard's name, or something, or wish she was dead. Read up on her bio to find out how Metzen discovered the Asagi doujins.
>>338120185
t. butthurt tumblrina
>>338121373
She was corrupted by evil scientists
The scientists allowed her to operate on a much lower heartrate, which is why she has purple skin.
>>338121323
HOLY FUCK. GUYS LUCIO DOESNT HAVE A DICK.
HES A DICKLESS BRAZILIAN.
>>338121460
Jesse's honestly reads like it a was a casualty of battle and just got something that would be similar to his normal arm. Hanso's reads more as something he did intentionally to make him a better archer/criminal.
>>338121419
Brazilian likes to skate
Is fuckin over the top hypeguy
Literally gets cyber skatelegs so he can hype faster
Lost his leg against the omnics or that one Indian tech support company probably. They never address how most of these people lost their limbs, yet they seem to make it a pint to give a lot of them some mechanical aspect.
>I used to fear spiders until the day I had a look at my enormous spider abdomen.
What did she mean by this?
>>338121323
I never thought those were legit robotic legs
He's also an inch taller then me, that's kinda cool
>>338121373
She was the wife of some high ranking Overwatch dude or something. When the bad guys couldn't kill him, they kidnapped his wife, broke her, and reprogrammed her into a sleeper agent and sent her back. She ended up killing her husband two weeks later and went back to them to finish the corruption process. They slowed her heart hence why she looks blue, and completely dectroyed her old personality.
If Mercy revives her, she sometimes screams out her husband's name or wishes she'd have stayed dead, hinting that a little bit of her old self is somewhere there.
>>338115837
>People expected Zarya to be Tumblr SJW pandering
>Shes a nationalist
>Fucking hates niggers
>Worked her ass off during war times to achieve her body
>Gave up fame and fortune to protect Mother Russia from the nigger menace
>One of the most satisfying characters to play
>>338121584
>>338121323
>Manlet
>No dick
Talk about unfortunate
>>338121584
>he doesn't know about the hydraulic penis
>>338121045
Such a sad state of affairs we live in.
>>338121701
this 100%
>>338121701
And she's still ugly
>>338121593
Dunno, Hanzo's only seem useful for climbing, him and Genji are the only ones that can use their legs to climb about 4 stories of flat vertical wall with no handholds.
Genji can also double jump, dunno what that's about.
>>338121620
I hope you're either a girl or a trap for your sake
>>338121620
>inch taller
Holy fuck are you Korean?
>>338121584
>Dickless
>poor
>manlet
>Brazilian
>losing his favelas to Pooinloos
What an unfortunate life. He really is a hero, staying so optimistic in a strife filled life.
>>338118779
I think that they hate both quite equally.
>>338115374
Its already happening look up sybian
>>338121784
She's a slav, what do you expect?
>>338121323
I remember one character was meant to be a homo. This is it, right?
>>338116117
There are physically handicapped people who can express themselves less, yet they still find love. It's not that crazy. I mean hell, I'd fall in love with the robot chicks from the original Phantasy Star Online.
>>338121787
>him and Genji are the only ones that can use their legs to climb about 4 stories of flat vertical wall with no handholds.
thats just a ninja thing.
>>338121784
Not as ugly as you pham
>>338120621
His name Mako
>>338121897
He literally doesn't have an asshole to be pounded and he doesn't have a dick. He can't be gay.
>>338121913
Considering only people with robot legs can do it, I dunno about that. The only weird shit either of them do that seems to be ninja magic are their ults, giant magic dragons are kinda hard to explain with robot limbs.
>>338121616
She finally metamorphosed into a drider.
>>338121897
>is a homo
>doesn't have a dong OR an asshole
>>338121806
First Nations, Cree
>>338121798
I like guys that are around 6' or taller
The size difference is amazing
>>338121323
>yfw you realize that almost every Overwatch character has robotic legs in order to make the innevitable figures look more accurate
>>338121701
>Worked her ass off during war times to achieve her body
You mean worked her ass off to get to the Olympics where she gave it up to be a nationalist.
>>338121906
BEST PSO WAIFU
>>338121701
Does she have any skins that don't make her look like the stand of a tumblrista though?
>>338122000
>I have never heard of sucking cock despite doing it all the time.
>>338118761
This image legitimately frightens me.
>>338122201
it's hard to hear with your mouth full
>>338115212
She's a huge roboboo and Smug Smurf bitch killed RoboJesus.
>>338122172
Siberia/Winterskin is about the closest but even that one has it's flaws.
>>338122172
She's got her traditional Slavic parka that covers her head-to-toe. I ended up using that throughout the beta.
So its confirmed then? lucio has nothing below his waist?
Did a comic release or something?
>>338122201
He can't suck cock though, he doesn't have any legs.
>>338115330
POL WAS RIGHT
>>338121787
>Hanzo carries a jug of sake around
this nigga 10/10
>>338117814
Barafags pls never leave
>>338122301
Now everyone just found out because some anon claimed it up in the thread and everyone just confirmed it through basic fucking analysis we'd somehow avoided doing like a year ago when they unveiled the character.
>>338122301
There's nothing confirming it. The biggest hing to take away from this is that Manly beats is in the top three for shortest character.
At least there aren't retards here denying Pharah's cyborg shit. I'm happy
>>338115212
Her reaction felt so fake. Why was she animated in a way that made it look like she was phoning it in?
>>338119970
This is fucking art. Like ex machina if the robot wasen't in the care of a neetfag would love to see more of the concept
>>338122301
Nigger look at that picture. It's impossible to fit any human anatomy in those pants, unless it's graftex on to his original thighs and pelvis, but I see no releases or hatches, so I doubt he has a natural anus/dick.
>>338115987
Thats great what a fun DM.
>>338122623
>Graftex
You mean grafted?
>>338122497
He would literally have to have deformed fucking gorilla arms for that to make any sense. His arms very clearly reach to the standard length of between a few inches of his knees- AKA normal fucking standards in comparison to the legs.
You would literally be saying he's Baby Legs if you think there's legs under there.
>>338122543
Because anybody who believes it is a retard and we ignore them.
Soldier 76, despite his background being pretty perfect for it, seems like he has no robotic limbs.
>>338118415
>Can a robot write a symphony?
>Can you?
>>338122663
Oh no there are retards here denying it.
>>338122672
That's why he was captain, son.
>>338120390
Seems fair and fun, players got to go on their political campaign and a plot point they thought long forgotten came back to bite them in the ass, its a unique story at the least.
What were their plans after that anyway?
>>338115212
It's nice to see Chloe let her natural hair color come back.
>>338122703
With enough time and study, I sure can!
>>338122672
It's because he was doing some suspicious shit in Miami while most of Overwatch lost their limbs.
HAHAHA LUCIO HAS NO DICK
EVERYONE LAUGH AT HIM
HAHAHAH NO DICK NO DICK NO DICK
>yfw they subvert the all-get-along trope and it turns out all robots are evil and have been gaming human's need to anthropomorphize things they can't understand to take over the world.
>>338122717
The comics and ingame lore aren't canon.
>>338116549
Wrong, what I fill the blank in with is "lots of money" or "cute face and not annoying personality", skin, hair and eye color don't matter to me.Because I'm not a white /pol/ browsing skinhead :^)
>>338122831
The comics made by Blizzard specifically to show off the universe and characters are not canon? I refuse to believe you exist and are not fishing for replies.
Where are you guys getting all this back story? Just the wiki?
>>338122020
if you're willing to believe the magic ninja dragons why is ninja running up walls so hard?
I don't get reaper.
He's all no god's no master's but is part of the overwatch?
I don't understand
>>338122924
fanfiction.net
>>338122672
thats because he's a super soldier. along with Reaper but he has a whole other thing going on with his abilities.
>>338122831
>literally the only story outside of animated shorts we have isn't canon
>>338122831
Oh you're acting like the people that actually deny it, you got me Anon. Haha
>>338123001
Hes not a part of Overwatch anymore, rather he wants everybody in Overwatch dead.
>>338123001
He was part of the original Overwatch team and then got shunted into leading Overwatch:Blops edition. He jobbed pretty hard a few times which led to his death and caused Dr.Frankstein to revive him but he didn't want to live and something with the revival caused him to turn into Reaper(physically). After it disbanded he just worked as an assassin/merc until Talon decided to be his main contractor.
>>338122782
He was in the war against the Omnics, which was like 30 years ago, and I'm pretty sure he was in the Overwatch HQ when it exploded, hence why everyone thinks he's already dead.
Symmetra's left arm seems robotic, though closer to human than most of the others.
>>338122937
I mean, it's not hard to chalk it up to ninja nonsense either, but why would Hanzo have robot legs if he has literally no reason to have robot legs. I imagine he has them for some reason, and the only real reasonable thing gameplay wise is wall running.
https://youtu.be/Ozf2hwEOWHE
>>338120870
>Implying that it wasn't a standard setting with a plot he ripped from bog standard adventure path#568
>Implying this was all just a fit he threw because the party didn't do what he wanted them to do
>Implying that he couldn't set the lich up as the power behind the throne, thus letting the party and him have funImplying that this wasn't a made up story to begin with
>>338121682
>broke her
sadpanda link?
>>338123091
stfu
>>338123001
Reaper is a mystery. Nobody knows why he does what he does, he just seems to kill people with reckless abandon. He was also part of Black watch, which is the sneak beaky overwatch division. Also, what do you mean "no Gods, no masters"? He literally caused the destruction of Overwatch because Soldier: 76 was chosen over him as the leader.
Is there a character in this game that isn't some kind of stereotype/trope?
>>338118615
Robots in Overwatch have emotions, complex thoughts, beliefs, creeds etc. also a robot would probably have an easier time finding a job and pleasing a woman.
>>338123156
>But didn't want to live
Even in death he was a fucking edgelord.
>>338123287
Reaper.
>>338123197
>He was in the war
I know anon, I made a joke that fell flat about how he looks like a hotline Miami character. It was a bit of a stretch on my part.
Symmetra arm does seem like it skirts being a robotic one, maybe a very advanced robotic one that she gained after losing it.
>>338123001
He was.
He was the leader of their covert ops group that did all the shady shit. He got assmad that 76 was chosen to be the new leader of Overwatch and not him so he staged a rebellion. Shit happened and when Mercy tried to revive him he turned into an edgy 14 year old's self insert. Now he hunts down remaining members.
>>338123252
It's brainwashing with machines, not through sex.
>>338123357
Reaper's totally a stereotype.
>>338123238
>it's a youtube uploader who argues with hisoverexaggerated, charicature of people they don't agree with
no matter what stance you take, it's always bad when you start quoting your opposition in a "silly" voice and arguing for people who aren't there
>>338123310
He didn't want to live post revival because he was turned into an abomination.
>>338123287
No such character can exist
>>338123357
>angry Mexican dual wielding sawn off shotguns
>literally has a mariachi outfit
Also, Soldier: 76, Mercy, and Widowmaker aren't particularly stereotypical.
>>338115212
I wanna fuck that robot
>>338123197
well for one he doesn't have robot legs. I can see there being a possibility that Lucio has robot legs but Hanzo's legs just look like boots and knee pads to me. High Tech boots and knee pads but boots and knee pads all the same. doesn't make much sense for a ninja to need tech boots but its mostly just a carry over from his original design when he and Genji were just a single character.
>>338121701
>Mother Russia
Stopped reading there, Russians are worse than niggers.
>>338116861
>>338115837
Does D.Va really hate Omnics and dislike the idea of them getting rights?
I know that she's only in the mech because she was tasked to fighting them but she seems too genki to hate all of them.
>>338123646
>This thin of a leg isn't robotic
Nigger you what?
>>338118234
I'm only aroused by reproduction. If it doesn't come with a working womb I don't care.
>>338117334
>jobmaster himself
MY NAME'S REAPER NOW MOM
>>338123683
She probably doesn't have enough intelligence to form such an opinion. She thinks fighting the mecha-gojira is a game or bordering on one for her and streams her meka work.
>>338117395
Exo-suit isn't a robot.
so has anyone shot Blizzard a tweet about this whole who is and isn't a cyborg thing? wouldn't that clear this up pretty fast?
>>338123505
Unless you just make a new character, you know. Creativity? I guess that's asking too much of Blizzard
>>338123363
I'm assuming you mean Pardo, which... yeah bit of a stretch without too much in the way of hints beyond 'Florida'. Still, A for effort.
As for Symmetra, it seems like her light bending shit comes from that arm, I imagine her shady as fuck company probably augmented or straight up replaced her arm during her training. They did just fucking pick up an orphan and train her after all.
>>338123646
I dunno his lower legs seem way too thin for his build, and have lights within where his ankle should be.
Also Widowmaker reference cause why not.
>>338123781
>One of the best competitive gamers ever
>Not intelligent
Come on anon.
>>338123736
I think its early concept art that isn't an accurate representation of the final product. just look at Mei.
>>338115837
>Mercy
wut
>>338123683
South korea was fucked up by a massive omnic
That'd give her a reason to hate them
>>338123753
But anon, think about what abubu has shown us could happen with them.
>>338123753
What if it samples your semen for genetic material for building a robot that regards you as its father with bionic muscles half your dna (all the good parts), rest synthetic dna
like some hellish borderline existence between man and machine
>>338123646
Anon look at the fucking leg in your own image, they're thinner than Genji's who's an actual fucking cyborg.
>>338123510
Soldier 76 is fucking Cable from X-men.
Widowmaker is Sarah Kerrigan x Spy from TF2.
Mercy is an angel.
>>338123870
Every character that could be made would make use of already existing tropes. And tropes aren't bad to begin with.
>>338118517
Chemical Neural Nets are more advanced than any computation methods being used today. They take digital information and turn it into digital information, we take analogue input and turn it into digital information. Don't compare the two unless you're shit-talking how pathetic a binary system is compared to our dynamic mental faculties, you fucking troglodyte.
>>338123935
>A gorilla killed my mom so I hate all primates including humans
>>338123896
I was going for Jacket but yeah Pardo works.
>>338123928
You're forgetting she's also a literal twitch slut and e-celeb.
>>338119267
MUERE MUERE MUEREEEE
>>338124000
Thats a trope. Not a stereotype. I said stereotype.
>>338123930
Same case in game m8, legs are inhumanly thin, don't fit his build, and no other human's legs in the game are that thin.
>>338123781
>Can pilot a mech
>Not intelligent
>>338119267
ARRIBA ARRIBA ANDALE ANDALE
>>338124101
wow I'm glad you cleared that up, otherwise you would have looked quite the fool.idiot
>>338123896
>orphan
Was she one? I thought there was some really vague mention of her having a family in her bio. Though I suppose if it's just 'home' she could be one.
>>338123781
>D.Va gets an animated short
>It's her streaming one of her operations
>Viewed from the streamer's PoV
>Setup is akin to a usual twitch female steamer
>3/4ths of the screen is the inside of her cockpit while the actual action is in a small corner
>Donations and sub goals thrown in somewhere
>At one point she'll literally stop to read out someone's 500 dollar donation
>It's fromReinhardt
>>338118204
That guy is out of this world m8
>>338124143
Theyre robot legs
>>338118204
What a gay
>>338119845
Are you saying that Mexicans are black
Tell an LA king that, ese
>>338124143
they are high tech ninja socks not thick ass boots like most of the other characters of source they are going to make his legs looks thinner than the others they are skin tight.
>>338123646
>LITERALLY took the CLEARLY ROBOTIC LEGS- DIRECTLY FROM THE ORIGINAL DESIGN THAT WAS VERY CLEARLY TOTALLY CYBORGIC
>'not robotic"
>>338124198
Says the idiot that replied
>>338124203
>After she was identified as one of the few capable of becoming a light-bending architech, young Satya Vaswani was plucked from extreme poverty and placed in the care of Vishkar's architech academy, never to return home.
So yeah, worse I guess. Either bought or kidnapped from her family. Or just a street orphan.
>>338124208
please do not ruin the Reinhardt
>>338124208
Have it be some no name beta orbitterlike a sc proinstead of Reinhardt and it'd be 10/10
>>338122737
Most people think that story is made up as no details were brought to light.
>>338124437
>>338124439
There's an in game interaction with them where he asks for her autograph.
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>>338124332
>Someone that buff has essentially non-existent ankles.
D.va's legs are thicker than his and shes one of the smallest characters in the game.
>>338124512
>Why are people talking about a popular game stop doing this I don't like it
>>338124503
That's a fair point, but on the flip side in his comic it's shown that he's also basically a fucking hobo. Dude and his lady friend barely have money to spare on food, much less watch twitch streams and donate all their money to.maybe that's why they're so poor
>>338124512
We've been discussing video games you fucking sperg.
>>>/b/
>>338124503
So you're telling me Reinhardt has something like an addiction for making girls smile?
It sounds like a serious problem.
>>338124704
Reinhardt is a true paladin.
He protects all the smiles.
>>338115374
>>338115330
there was a post about if men got perfectly suited robotic partners, so everything fits and they "love" you unconditionally, can read moods and all that junk, all the women would kick up such a shitstorm for not being the object of desire that somehowi dont recall i wish i could find the screenthey would begin a genocide
then i remember a drawfag came in i think and did a panel about you being arrested and beaten, then your partner fights tooth and nail to save you only to get terribly damaged and dies
or something
fuck where is that post/thread
>>338116815
That was pretty impressive tee bee aytch, how the hell would you know you're blocking a perfect shot in that moment.
>>338124770
>>338115374
fucking found it
>>338117232
Should be a cigarette in her hand along with the wine glass to complete the sterotype.
>>338117814
Damn it I wanna date a Bara robohusbano!
>>338117473
>Big fat target monkey losing to Reaper
what, I didn't play Winston or Reaper much but I got rekt as Roadhog vs Not Important.
>>338124503
But he also says it's for a friend, which means he might be handing it off to whatsherface that takes care of his armor.
Not to say he wouldn't be doing it for himself since it's also the equivalent to "My GF lives in Canada".
His line about Pharah's poster is breddy good too.
>>338124916
It's going off that one stock image that became super popular when mh4u got released and all the ig shitters were french.
>>338125019
His hair is amazing though.
>>338124909
I wouldn't want a completely agreeable robowife anyway.Still pretty soul crushing
I'm so glad Pharah isn't a cyborg or an amputee
>>338126042
Last post for she's both
>>338119995
no there aren't.
>>338126161
Nah
>>338120185
sit down bitch you can't even lift a sledgehammer
>>338120287
yes it is.
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