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Whos hyped for NASA tomorrow?


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Whos hyped for NASA tomorrow?
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>all those sweaty nerds in one room
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http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/schedule
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>>338087936
why did he JUST himself
pic related for reference
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>calling your redundant speedrunning community the same acronym as a worldwide known acronym

I get the joke, ESA, but that doesn't mean it's fucking funny. Fagleria needs to change that shit pronto.
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fuck you OP i thought this was gonna be a thread about space
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>>338088709
I think it's a good idea, it helps keep the normies out.
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>>338088773
>normies

why are we keeping this meme alive
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oh I didn't know about this one

good timing, just finished a game and wanted a few days break before starting another.. will have something to watch
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>>338088518
>Jet Force Gemini 100%
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>>338087936
>cosmo
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>>338088518
What time zone is this?

And what's up with these speedrun shows, I thought GDQ was months away.
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>>338091895
Excuse me? That's Narcissa.
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>>338088518
>F-zero GX
>naegleria
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>>338087936
it is a fucking shame GDQ went sour with a lot of runners due to poor management, now the scene will splinter into a bunch of copycat events trying to do better without whoring themselves out, but they won't make it without dat corporate $$$$
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>>338091974
>All times are rendered in your local time zone.
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>>338092867
>now the scene will splinter into a bunch of copycat events trying to do better without whoring themselves out, but they won't make it without dat corporate $$$$
And that's a bad thing?
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>>338087936
What charity are they raising money for? Are they tied to the ESA?
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>>338092987
i would like one to succeed and surpass gdq just to keep all the runners in one event minus the shilling
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>>338088773

You can't. They'll contaminate everything in time.
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>>338087936
HOYP
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>>338089125
stay feathered, birdiechan
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>>338093165
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>>338093089
That's basically what NASA is going to be. There's smaller regional marathons that happen (Californiathon, Midwest Speedfest in Minnesota) but NASA is the one runners from around the country are traveling to
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>>338093135
>Greetings from Germany!
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I'm too lazy to look at the link.

Where will it be streamed if any?
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>>338087936
this looks a million times better than kike games done quick.
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>>338093262
incredibly stupid acronym will kill it

people need to be able to google your event's shorthand.

"gdq" always pulls up gdq
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I have tomorrow off work. What is this?
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>>338093346
There's a speedrunning marathon solely dedicated to Recettear?
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>>338092190
Oh, shit, sorry... My mind wandered.
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>>338088518
This lineup is 100 times better than any GDQ
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>>338093468
Who gives a shit that normalfags won't be able to find the marathon from a quick search? Any active speedrunner already knows about the marathon.
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>>338087936

How did everything go so wrong for Cosmo?
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>>338093520

It'd be the only way it'd ever get streamed as it's too weeby to be a marathon.

Also the whole not being a speed game thing.
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>>338093698

they don't do these shows for speedrunners. They do it get a lot of viewers
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>>338093807
NASA was created solely because people got sick of GDQs becoming more commercialized. Dudes running it don't give a shit if the marathon doesn't get a shitton of viewers.
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>>338093993
how long until the same shit happens to NASA?
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>people still cavepost
>people still chibipost
>people still cosmopost
>people still canyoustoppost

I hate this community
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No one cares about your memeathon, naegleria.
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>>338088518

>No DOOM 2016 even though speedrunners have gotten the WR down to 1:29 so far
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>>338094340
Despite the name, things must be pretty slow in the speedrunning community.
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>>338094325
Probably never because naegleria is an /srg/fag who hates GDQs.
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>>338088518

>FF12 any%

that really only takes 8 hours?
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>>338087936
Lets get this over with
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>>338089125

Normie is as meme as nigger is a meme or as feminist is a meme. There are many undesirable groups of people that are very real.
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>>338094494
thats the free market efficiency unlike the kikes running SGDQ
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>starting with Dark Souls
uuuuggggghhhhhhhhhh
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>>338090115
Speed runs of that take what 2 and half hours? 100% you're looking at 3 maybe 3 and half?
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>>338094602
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>>338094602
hohgf
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>>338094602
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>>338094613

i'm sure the fatasian would prefer the runs to be over asap

more to do with how they intend to play it. i did what i felt was a minimal run of ff12 and it took nearly 20
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>>338089125
disgusting
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>>338088518
>all these literally whos
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>>338094602
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>>338087936

the one thing i do like about GDQ are the one off blocks, like Awful games and WTF Japan
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>>338094602

fucking vile
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>>338089125

>that feel when no bird whisperer gf

I want her to treat my dick like a wood pecker treats a tree
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>normal mode SSB
why
This isn't even funny if you're trying to pretend it's like one of the shitty joke games they play. why
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>>338088518
>09:05 Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
Fuck, was planning to go to a party on friday. Guess I'm gonna stay awake and watch the whole fucking thing till Vampire starts.
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>>338088773
>it helps keep the normies out.
Speedrunning in general keeps the normies out because normies don't want to associate with people who are that socially awkward.
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>>338088518

>Dustforce DX

sold
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>>338088709
Why is it ok for ESA and not ok for NASA?
Fucking hypocrite.
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>>338094668
What a useless post.

Please kill yourself, pathetic faggot.
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>>338088518
i get the feeling this is just going to be some srg circlejerk memefest. please tell me i'm wrong on this.
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>>338094484
sauce on that?
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>>338095217
Pretty sure the admin is an /srg/fag, so it'll probably just be people desperately trying to channel the spirit of the old GDQs except without any of the friendships or generally acceptable autism.
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>>338095114

>any %
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>>338092190

what is its screen name? i'd like to avoid its runs. i tried watching a SMRPG run when it was on the couch and it just ruined the whole experience
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>>338095012
Have you considered the aspect of bird shit everywhere?
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>>338095525
He doesn't speedrun anymore and NASA is full of people that generally don't want to associate with the GDQ crowd for what it's become.
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>>338095589

not as much as I've considered the aspect of my own loneliness
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>>338095651

Cyghfer is there. i like him at least
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>>338088518
>kirbymastah
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>>338095589
if they're not indian birds it's fine
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>>338095359
>so it'll probably just be people desperately trying to channel the spirit of the old GDQs except without any of the friendships or generally acceptable autism
Not really. Most /srg/ guys have good friendships and aren't complete spergs, not to mention not everyone running is associated with /srg/.
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>>338088518
>god hand ez new game plus

oh come on why even bother running it
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>>338088518
>cave story
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>No more donating for the stupid fucking animals
>No more ending the event with the same fucking games every time
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>>338095884
>best ending
This is where the run goes from okay to bretty gud.
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>>338095884
>tumblr meme
>image.png
Classic.
Lurk more
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>last game is meme game
>game before is another long RPG

Is there a reason for this? GDQ does it too and I'm not sure if it's a coincidence or what.
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>>338095202
Why did you attack him like a stupid faggot?
You don't even know what he was insinuating.
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>>338095202
>Responds with a useless post

Good going captain fucknugget.
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SAVE THE ANIMALS
or
KILL THE ANIMALS

What do you think, /v/ ???
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What are the chances of hilarious yet horrifically cringey acts of autism occurring at this event?
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>>338096338
if we kill them we might get wr. realy makes u think...
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>>338096046
>implicative posting
>STOPDOINGWHATIDONTLIKE.png
>randomly shitting on people for literally no reason at all
>desperately hiding your http://hownu.ru by attacking someone on the grounds of blatant faggotry
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is fun allowed?
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>>338096401
Lower than average. /srg/ is full of autists, but not the comically naive or bumbling ones, just the petty, jaded ones. Boredom is what you should really worry about.
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Where's the mario block, Buckley?
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>>338094602
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I'M SORRY FAMILY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
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>>338096535
who cares? been done a million times
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>>338096196
>>338096239
Piss off retards

Little faggots i could snap your skinny little necks in an instant.
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>>338096593
That guy was so fucking weird.

It made a boring game somewhat entertaining, though.
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>>338087936

that guy playing in the front is pretty cute. what's his name?
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>>338096593
>all those triggered sjws on twitter
it was a good time on /v/
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>>338096720
i'm not even disturbed anymore. just annoyed.
he's exactly like that kid in elementary school that would do anything for attention: eat a worm, draw on himself, spit on somebody.
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>>338096593
staff overreacted to this
when i saw the runner earlier that day he was pretty chill and not a huge sperg so i think he was freaking out under pressure
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>>338096905
The problem was that the stream was becoming more cringeworthy than funny.
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>>338096762
Cosmo "Narcissa "I need some buttplug emotes on Twitch" Wright" Wright
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>>338096905
That's pretty obviously what happened. He got nervous in front of a bunch of people and slipped into maximum autism and made a bunch of really dumb jokes that people cried about on Twitter for no reason. It's the kind of spaghetti that makes the events fun, as long as you stop it at some point.
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>>338087936
>The same fucking games every single event
Who gives a fuck?
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>>338097064
Post youtube poems by that freak
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>starting this thread by dead-naming
>all this dead-naming ITT
Delete this and start again respectfully, OP
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>>338094602
Narcissa is trans.

Get.
Over.
It.

She doesn't have to live her life according to your bullshit standards. She doesn't have to be attractive to you. She can enjoy her femininity all she want and for you people to comment on it like it's something shameful is fucking pitiful.
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>>338096182
GDQs never end on a meme game. Long games close out marathons to give people time to unwind and pack up.
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>>338097561

hi cosmo
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>>338097561
Nice bait faggot
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>>338097561
>She can enjoy her femininity all she want
By bursting into treats on stream?
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>>338088518
>North American

>Israeli flag
>Christmas Island flag
>Polish flag

WHAT THE F*CK?
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>>338094602
the actual definition of too much information
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Are these the same people that go to AGDQ? And is this event more fun without the anti fun police they have for the last couple years at AGDQ?
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>>338094602
are there any nudes out there?
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>>338087936
i'm really looking forward to a comfy speedrunning marathon without assholes like UHHHyama and knitler trying to stifle the runner's personalities and making everything into a generic G-Rated sterile worksafe hugbox
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>>338097561
Yes goy, that's exactly what they want you to think.
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>>338094602
I want to hug Narcissa
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Cosmo's biggest problem right now is that he's just an ugly tranny. If he was otherwise attractive, he'd be rolling in dosh.

>>338097870
It's all the people who don't like what GDQ has become and wanted to start something like the older GDQs that were just spergs playing games. Dunno if it'll go as well as them, but you can only really tune in tomorrow and see.
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>>338092867
they don't need corporate money to host a basic marathon. the corporate money flooding GDQ is the reason they're so sterile and boring now.
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>>338097561
>she
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>>338097870
>Are these the same people that go to AGDQ?
Some of them are
>And is this event more fun without the anti fun police they have for the last couple years at AGDQ?
This is the first ever NASA so we won't know until tomorrow. It's being run by Naeg so it hopefully won't be that bad
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I don't follow speedrunning, should I watch this shit /v/?

I used to tuning into some of the older agdqs for a bit but the new stuff I don't really care for
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>>338097774
What are you? Gay?
>>338097965
Was, just chest but can't prove it belongs to ms. Freakshow
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>>338095048
they'll probably reupload the runs afterwards
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>>338098103
i don't want to know about some guy's tit job no sorry
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but are 2hus allowed on the couch?
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>>338088518

>North American
>Israel
>Christmas Island
>UK
>Poland
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>>338096446
didn't Zoasty miss a WR because of donationfags one time?

>>338096506
yes, swearing is allowed just don't sperg out and be an asshole to everyone. bantz are encouraged too.
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>>338098103
I thought she posted her dick on 4chan one time. I saw a pic but didn't save
yes i know
>her dick
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>>338098101
I mean, it'll be on Twitch. It'll probably be a bit more clunky and less organized than current GDQs, but it also won't be as structured or tightly wound. It's free.
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>>338098101

Ehhhhh yes, this isn't charity focused and the streamers don't seem to care about views so there should be less time wasted between each game and not as much fucking around with shoutouts and memes.

Although really if you wanna watch speedruns you're usually better off looking up ones with commentary.
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>>338098385
you'd have to try to have longer setup times than GDQ. how does it take half an hour to unplug a couple cables and plug another couple in?
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>>338098540
People bring their own gear and their own carts and stuff, and interfacing that through a TV and onto Twitch and probably onto a screen that everyone else can see, along with keeping audio levels and stuff from being fucked across that stuff, and I can see why they want a bit of time to iron it out.
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I unironically refer to people as their preferred pronouns.
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i'm on a train ride for NASA right now and i am
>>338096523
unironically wording this
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>>338098747
>"I AM OFFENDED!"

I hate these fucks
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>>338098747
Why are you posting this garbage?
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I don't remember Israel being part of NA
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>>338098773
I don't associate with people that have "preferred pronouns." I call them dumb ass special snowflakes over the internet.
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>>338098938
They're the 51st american state, what are you on?
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>>338098938
What are you talking about friend, Israel is America's greatest ally!

I'm pretty sure the NA part of NASA is just because that's where the event is being held and who it mostly comprises of.
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>>338098938
he's a memer. you can set your flag to whatever you want on the website
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>>338098960
Oh yeah fair enough, but for people who are actually trans and diagnosed by a real PHD therapist Ill call by the pronouns they want. Doesn't harm my day by doing that, just makes theirs a bit better.
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>>338098938
>>338098271
>>338097758

Just because it takes place in North America doesn't mean only North Americans are allowed to attend it. The same is true of ESA.
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>>338098938

They own the place, anon.
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>>338099126
Put it to ya like this. If you look like a girl, I'll call you a girl. Regardless of if you're trans or not.

If you look like a man, you have to expect to be referred to as a man, even while transitioning. Deal with it in the meantime instead of screaming about your preferred pronouns.
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>>338087936
Here's a $5 dollar donation from Cosmo:
"I couldn't make it to SGDQ this year due to personal problems. I'm sending my sister in my stead. Have fun and kick cancer's butt"
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>>338094484
He hates gdqs until sponsors start waving with money
>implying he isn't trying to cash in and plays the better than you card

It's literally the WELL I'M A REAL GAMER situation all over again, I give it two years before shit goes south

Lineup looks dope though
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Make sure you watch the Quake run. It's by one of the gamers who brought us the legendary Left 4 Dead 2 speedrun this AGDQ.
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>>338099273
Completely agree. They gotta put in some effort
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>all these any% runs
thank god. sick of watching runs that take 3h+
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Depravity Tier List:
SSS: Speed Runners
A: Competitive Gamers, SJW
B: Video Game Journalist
C: Videogame forum posters, /v/,
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>>338099183

Keep Eurotrash out of the NA promised land, thanks.
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>>338097561
>She doesn't have to be attractive to you
"she" never tried.
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>>338099429
Depends on your level of success in competitive vidyer. If you're makin' bank and like live in a team house, I'd say you can probably get moved to C.
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>>338094602
pic related 1000x cuter
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>godhand
>easy
>ng+
So.... twice as hard as halo on legendary with one hand?
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What did she mean by this?
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>>338099712
Women have higher sex drives than men though
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>>338099712
Why the fuck do people like you stalk her twitter then post them here? Do you have no life?
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>>338099712
Poppin' boners does kinda' tiresome once you hit your 20s and you'd rather be doing anything else than jackin' it.
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>>338099712
Kinda agree with her. Being on antidepressants has made me a lot less horny and its been kinda nice. I don't need to jack off 2 times a day and I feel a bit more productive with a lower libido.
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>>338087936
Thank you for reminding me OP.

I'll be sure to watch. I'm really fucking done with GDQ.
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>>338099764
Couldn't be farther from the truth.
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>>338099710
What are you talking about? With all the god moves and on easy mode, the game is a cakewalk. There are even some sections you can run past enemies altogether. Halo on legendary with one hand would be way harder, but perhaps more for artificial reasons.
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>>338099764

If you are born as a woman. He's gone through all puberty as a male with testosterone, and now is getting that swapped to estrogen. Pretty much kills your sex drive in most cases though some report having zero refractory period and stronger orgasms if their junk still works.
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>>338099834
hi cosmo
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>>338099764
That's not true at all.
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>>338100219
Wasn't there a movie about a woman going a year without sex when theres plenty of men who go a decade without it?
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>>338100267
that sounds like a fucking boring movie
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>tfw you will never be Cosomo's sugar daddy
>take her away from her unhappy lifestyle of having to stream to earn money
>give her money to get braces, plastic surgery, and a great pair of tits
>she will never be your little sissy
Why even live, brehs?
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>>338087936
>>338089125

speaking of, how long until normies take over this hobby?
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>>338100436
You just said why
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>>338100436
/v/'s trying to hook up cosmo with chibi
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>>338100267
>theres plenty of men who go a decade without it?
Not by choice.
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>>338100436
Cosmo could be decent if "he" fixed his teeth and did some goddamn squats

>>338100506
It has begun with GDQ.
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>>338100769
Her name is Narcissa
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>>338100506
Speedrunning? Probably never since it requires at least some small amount of skill and patience to learn the fastest method and reliably pull it off. A normie will never not be a massive casual.
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>>338100506
It's too autistic to the core to ever be fully taken over, like how tabletop Warhammer will never be completely adopted either. That said, GDQ is basically as bad as it can get by being more about the meta of the speedrunning more than about the actual speedruns themselves.
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>>338099764
>>338100267
You know why faggots are fucking disgusting? Because men are horny little shits

You don't see women spreading themselves on some public bathroom or in the woods for strangers to fuck them bareback
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>>338098747
>First it's about Misogyny
>Gaming Platform inferiority complex next tweet

People need to get their priorities straight in life, Jesus FUCKING Christ.
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>>338100436
Who's cosmo?
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>Unironically change your name to Narcissa
>People are shocked when said person makes thinly veiled suicide threats on social media
>It is 100% accepted in today's society to give these mentally ill people hormones therapy over psychologist treatment
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>>338101014
haha good joke, nice bait, etc
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>>338101014
>not getting your fuck hole loaded with hot seed in the middle of the woods
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>>338100436
narcissa is too high class for fake breasts!
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>>338101110
The ones that arent transtrenders get HRT treatment because thats considered (although still shitty) the best treatment.
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Am I the only one that thinks this year's SGDQ schedule looks like ass? Maybe I'm just getting tired of seeing the same games for the 7th or 8th time.
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>>338099569
This is a male?
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>>338101014
>You don't see women spreading themselves on some public bathroom or in the woods for strangers to fuck them bareback
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I was very homophobic until I saw the light through gachimuchi music mashups. Now I strive to be the boss of a gym
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>>338101014
>You don't see women spreading themselves on some public bathroom or in the woods for strangers to fuck them bareback
Sure you don't.
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>>338101307

I want to impregnate a nympho
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>>338101268
And that is entirely wrong, it's feels vs reals and feels won. It's on the same level as people that want to made paralyzed by doctors because they feel like the should of been born with disabilities
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If your a richfag please donate tomorrow with a pro Trump message.
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>>338101602
>feels vs reals
substantiate your claims please
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>>338101748
>I feel like a female

>But for real i'm a male
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You feel it too, don't you?
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>>338088518
Where exactly do I watch this?
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>>338101880
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>>338101880
NO
FUN
ALLOWED
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>>338101843
I meant in relation to how feels vs reals played part in psychology and its treatment
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>>338101880
What's going on here?
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>>338094602
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>>338102056
There's a Twitch button on the left side of the page.
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>>338099712
>she

>>338099846
her

This is the kind of scum that's lurks in these threads
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>>338094602
>btfo so hard at the nintendo world championships it changed his XY chromosomes to XX
>his entire DNA got changed from losing in a mario game
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>>338102279
Too bad there is fuck all you can do about it but get triggered and throw a hissy fit
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>>338101880
Rip crippled snake
May the gods be with you
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>>338102232
Dude suffered spinal injuries after a car accident, also had eye damage, making him blind in one eye. He went to AGDQ and wore a tablet around his neck cycling through Twitch emoticons, and whenever it changed chat would spam that emoticon. They kicked him out because of that.
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>>338102387
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
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>>338097561
Just because you cut off your penis and take hormones, doesn't make you a woman. It makes you a man with mutilated genitals and an artificially altered body.
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>>338102461
>They kicked him out because of that.
How inclusive
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>>338101880
Oh god I just fixed my posture
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>>338101880
was a fucking ghost pushing him
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>>338101880
>Punished Autist: A Stream Monster deprived of his emotes
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>>338102202
Same thing applies. They use medicine to treat the symptoms of delusions (feels) instead of treating the mental disorder of hating the skin your in (reals)

Should be guidelines for when HRT therapy can start, maybe after X amount of behavioral therapy
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>>338097561
i give that mental faggot a few more years before he offs himself
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>>338101880
You know twitch is cancerous and everything but that legit upset me
There is nothing on the screen let people have some fun and relax instead of kicking out punished wheeler and ds dad
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Did Cosmo kill himself yet? Or drop the tranny meme? Or is he still doing it for attention like the faggot he is. Can you imagine dedicating literally your entire life to one thing, and getting rekt so hard that have to swap genders to cope with the shame?
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>>338102614
It's a wheelchair you fucking mong.
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>>338097561
not everyone lives in failing countries with no moral standards

get over it

People are not gonna pretend they're not disgusted , fuck your bullshit standards
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>>338102713
Yeah I hope any therapist worth their salt has a list of demands that need to be met before oking the transition.
I saw a dumblr blog that gave the list of symptoms needed to reach this diagnosis and how to lie to get on HRT. Made me rage. There are people with a legitimate disorder that these people shit on and make look like trendy fucks.
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>>338101880
Is there evidence he was kicked out? Or is this just people overblowing shit?

I mean, you'd think a team of SJWs won't make some guy in a wheelchair leave the area.

Arent they trying to help people with disabilities? What if he had cancer?
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Today I will remind them
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>>338103035
Yeah but not electric. He just sorta started to move. I'll get my /x/ friends to see if it was a ghost or not.
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>>338103281
I'm the fucking mong.
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>>338097561
I know this is bait but there are actually people lurking in this thread that think like this and its gross
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>>338103169
>Yeah I hope any therapist worth their salt has a list of demands that need to be met before oking the transition

I doubt they have any sort of guidelines for it, should be hard set by the fed, lets say 5 years of therapy before any talks of hormone replacement comes up.

If you do research on it you'll find a lot of people who are thankful to have gone to a real psychologist that helped get over mental issues when they thought they were trans instead of just pumping them full of HRT and calling it a day
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>>338103506
Oh Im sure the majority of people don't need HRT at all. But for the 1% that see a psychologist and need it I totally support them. If anything good comes out of this dumblr transtrender shit I hope its waking the fuck up out of therapists to see how easy it is to get by them and really fucking up their hormones.
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>>338089125
>>338093203

Who is the nice bird lady?
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>>338103423
Nah we both are. But seriously how the fuck did it move
>>338103445
First week on 4chan? If you think thats gross boy do you need to put some chest on your hair lickety split sonny
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>>338103280
haha what a fucking queer
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>>338103657
Yeah sure for the 1% that need it go for it but for example this Narcissa person, he's oblivious suffering from a ton of issues and this trans thing is a way for him to get attention. I mean do people even understand what the name Narcissa means?
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>>338102865
Her name is Narcissa
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Thoughts?
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>>338096746
By sitting on them with your 500lb ass?
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>>338094602
Cosmo is an example of how, even if you want to be a girl so much you'd rather die if you can't, it's probably better to hold out than go for it with modern medical science.
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We have to go back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpTH_B1X_Qk
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>>338103940
>Latinized form of Greek Ναρkισσος (Narkissos), possibly derived from ναρkη (narke) meaning "sleep, numbness". Narkissos was a beautiful youth in Greek mythology who stared at his own reflection for so long that he eventually died and was turned into the narcissus flower.

NOTHING ABNORMAL ABOUT PICKING THAT NAME AT ALL
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>>338103936
Yeah I agree. Dudes been fucked in the head for awhile now and putting him on hormones instead of anti psychotics or depressants was cruel to do to him. Even Linetrap admitted doing the HRT and changing for the money.
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>>338096593
>SomethingAutistic.net
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>>338104035
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>>338104035
>higher hairline than me and im balding
cruel genetics
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>>338089125
because neckbeards are obsessed with keeping their loser hobbies to themselves for some reason
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>>338104145
I just wonder when the the left wo;; stop pandering to these people and push for the help they need instead of this nonsense bathroom thing
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>Cosmo reads your posts twice and ignores the advice of both
can kill himself for all I care, I tried
no guilt
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>>338103745
>First week on 4chan?

Its been my first week here for about 6 years now
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I can't wait till someone says cosmo, the entire room goes silent for a minute, and then everything continues on like nothing happened, because nothing happened. No one will get banned, twitter will explode, and life will go on.

Hell I bet they get a ton of donations saying "ITS NARCISSA NOT COSMO RESPEXT ASIDHASILDFKFLHASKLFHASASF M<YA"SJDAS:AKLDJ:DJASK: MY TRANS PRONOUNS WITH MSG"
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>>338104295
Hopefully soon. These people shouldnt be fucked with by politics
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>>338104376
Are they even reading donations?
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>>338101880
every time onii pham
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>>338104460
Probably have a ticker and will read donations in a major amount (like more than 100 bucks or whatever probably)
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>>338104365
>been here a decade
Not even sure why I am still here
>spent my formative years seeing gore, traps and mudkipz
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Oh fuck, I had totally forgotten about this.
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>>338104406
I don't see how, the left is just pandering to the trans to get the support of the SJW vote and why would they stop? The only good press Hilary got was when she denounced the bathroom bill they got in NC.

This is all smoke and mirrors to keep people from talking about real issues.
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>>338089125
Got super excited from that pick because I though she was wearing a Dog Fashion Disco shirt. Was all a lie. Just when you think you find love, right anons?
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>>338096593
>tfw was in the chat for this

It was chaos.
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>>338099569
Dave Foley was cute but Mark McKinney was extremely underrated in how well he pulled drag off.
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>>338088518
>FF12
my nigga
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>>338102250
What the fuck is a twitch button?
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>>338104145
>Linetrap admitted doing the HRT and changing for the money

Charging for the money? What do you mean
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>>338104936
>Smoke and Mirrors.
It sure is, gotta keep those useful idiots around to keep the real shit hidden. Once they are done pandering to them they will move on.
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>>338105087
Which chat? the twitch or the adgq chat?

Twitch chat is always chaos.
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>>338105319
er, changing
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>>338087936
So this is what NASA is reduced to? Spending it's funding on advancement of space exploration on playing old ass vidya? Fucking NASA.
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>>338105373
I was both in /srg/, and the twitch chat when this was being run.
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>>338095114
>its any%
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>>338105342
>Once they are done pandering to them they will move on

It's not gonna stop, just like how the right won't stop pandering to christ fags. This will be the status quo around every election now.
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>>338097561
I had a dream yesterday that I was trans. It was very weird and really made me understand transsexuals. But even after all that, I can still say that Cosmo is a whiny faggot.
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>>338096046
>pacha edits
>tumblr meme
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>>338099314
You think getting sponsors is that easy even if you work hard at it? Are you seriously that retarded? I bet you never stepped in the real world. And even if he wants to sell out, trust me it would take at least 5 years/events to get decent notoriety and he still won't make that much money desu.
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>>338087936
Why is the speedrunning community full of people with mental illnesses?
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>it's a "that's never happened before" run
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>>338087936
Greetings from Germany! Let's kick cancer's butt!
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I've been waiting for a good alternative to Kike Jewyama's Salary Done Quick so hopefully this isn't shit.
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>>338106751

the one event held at Next Level by Spooky was a good one. too bad it was never repeated
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>Greetings from Lumbridge, my sister was diagnosed with chronic lymphocytic leukemia...
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>>338106751
Oh, so thats what they mean by sex dolls?

I hope we see a couple during this week.
>>
>decided it wasn't wise to spend 500 - 600 dollarydoos to go to NASA
>more and more speedfriends going
>tfw mistakes were made

at least watching it will be fun as fuck
>>
how bad did agdq get that it now has a splinter event?
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>>338106907
>Lumbridge

God damn man, you caught me off guard with that one.
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>>338107670
use the time to get really good at the game(s) you play so next year you can play something and be gud at it
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>>338107913
They banned naegleria, and they've started banning and rejecting games for their content, in favor of more non-speed games like tetris and stepmania and other dumb shit.

NASA is the NA partner to the ESA, the european speedster assembly. It's all speedrunning.
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>what people think will happen
>glorious return of classic games done quick

>what will actually happen
>"wow why are these guys trying too hard to be funny? All these memes and jokes and singing is annoying this is cringe"

The event itself will be fine, but any thread about it will be constant whining about cringe.
>>
>>338105917
It's already going the same way GDQ is by the way everyone is praising it amd spreading the word to get more people in
Of course it will take a while but if this shit gets popular it will also go down the drain m8
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>>338101014
Oh man you haven't been watching the latest czech porn have you
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>>338088518
>F-Zero GX
Nice

Also what happened to CGN? His AGDQ 2014 run is my favorite run from any GDQ but I've never seen him again
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>>338095048
You would rather watch a speedrun of a game you can google speedruns of at anytime than socialize? Holy fuck.
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>>338094602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKOVuO7itUI
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>>338098312
He missed WR on that run because he botched the Metroid skip at the very end. Save the animals just fucked his time even more.
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>>338100905
Actually, HIS NAME IS
Cosmo Wrightnah, I'm kidding it is actuallyJOHN CENA
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>>338089125
whos this semen demon
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>>338102432
Scum or not you're the one getting autistic over a pronoun, at the end of the day SHE is happy and you're still a fat sweat fuck. Just some food for thought, though I doubt someone like you would need more food.
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>>338099940
How would you keep it in easy mode? He'll have to suck on purpose most of the time wouldn't he? I never beat godhand cause I need to git gud but I do know it has dynamic difficulty.
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>>338108978
Or come back and then watch the speedrun, sinc
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>>338108978
?

You can socialize all the fucking time? Watching these things live, while shitposting in the internet, only happens 2-3 times a year.
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>>338108296
> if
>IF
>I F

Yeah then it's so easy. You know how many projects you can make and make millions of them """"""""iF"""""""""""""""""""" you can get the project popular. Dude speedrunning is a small nieche. AGDQ is famous and is taking most of the nieche and everything "around" the nieche (aka cosest people to speedrunning that wouldn't watch it if the event wasn't "commercialized"). Nothing will trump or come close to AGDQ, they were the first and made a monopoly, also most of the popularity is because of the fraudolent charity they raise money for so they recive also huge endorsments from twitch.

I'm not saying the dude won't make money. But he definitly won't be ABLE to sell out imho, there isn't a market for it. How much viewers do you even expect? They are lucky if they pull numbers that a medium sized streamer can make, and medium sized streamers altrough still made decent money they do it every day and also don't have to spend money in organizing the event.
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>>338111382
this is a new low for english literacy. read a book nigger.
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>>338106410
speed running is a mental illness.

you'd have to be heavily autistic to try and optimize a fucking video game out of all the things.
>>
How fast do they upload the runs elsewhere? Fuck keeping a schedule.
>>
>>338111523
How does it feel being wrong m10?
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>>338096182
what you dont like manipulating your RNG?
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>>338111671
They won't upload the runs. You gotta watch it live.
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>It's another normie the game event.
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>>338111671
No re-uploads, sorry man. The guy that's running things doesn't beleve that it would be a good practice, you gotta watch it live and get the sense of the community.
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>>338111795
Pffhahaha. Quit wasting my time shilling for shit then.
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>>338111159
>Valuing video games live and shitposting over having a good time at a party
I ain't telling you how to live your life but don't act like the choice made will be a good one.
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>>338111795
>>338111912
why not at least turn on twitch vods?
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>>338088518
>only metroid run is kirbymastah
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>>338111912
I'm gonna watch some of this shit live for sure (assuming twitch will fucking work for me for once) but that's a dumb ass thought. How will you ever gain support if you alienate anyone who does shit on the weekend? NASA is doomed from the get go. This will be the one and only, calling it now.
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>>338087936
>deadnaming
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>>338094602
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>>338104232
it's better you don't understand.

you've already tainted videogames to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
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>>338112175
>>338112175
What part of " The guy that's running things doesn't beleve that it would be a good practice" you did not get?

He wants people to come and see it LIVE, and create a sense of community.
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>>338088518
>http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/schedule
Any% DKC is so boring.
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>>338097561
hhhehehehehe
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>>338112769
So fuck anyone who can't catch it live amirte?
Fuck his sense of community, why would anyone want to be apart of a community of spergs and fuck him. Buddy is just gonna have to deal with being overshadowed by the gdq's along with all the gdq kids coming in screaming rip off.
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>>338112769
and what part of that seems like a good idea? I asked you what was wrong with vods, and you just repeated the same retarded line "muh community". the event will be good for the people going, the stream will be garbage. naegleria is a fat autistic fuck, not good at any games yet shit talks every community. fuck him and fuck you too faggot.
>>
>North American Speedrunner Assembly
>not a single mexican speedrunner
why even bother to put the mexican flag in the fucking logo then
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>>338113068
1. Claim to not release VODs
2. Get more than twelve people to stream your shit
3. Free advertisement from people bitching about it?
4. Release them anyway a week after
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>>338113068
Dude don't get mad with me. Get mad with the organizer, I was just telling you why there are no replays, i to think that's a retarded idea.

>>338112997
Yeah he's apparently a /srg/ faggot and he hates normies so there's that.
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>>338113126
Mexicans didn't discover electricity yet :(
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>>338113126

build wall pedro
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>>338111795
So someone else will.
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