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Has science gone too far?
>>338045926
>le science gone too far
Get the fuck out of here and take your shit reddit meme with you
>>338046090
>le get the fuck out of here and take your shit reddit meme with you
get the fuck out of here and take your shit 9gag meme with you
i honestly want to fucking kill myself because my hands are so small
>chunky-sized hands
>>338046708
>tfw manlet
My 16 year old nieces hands are bigger than mine and she's taller than me too
>>338046708
Why? They're perfect for using keyboards, mouse, dualshocks, etc
>>338046840
they're not very good for stroking my girlfriend's penis
>>338046972
>Implying small hands are not god tier for touching/caressing/stroking
What's wrong with you
>>338046708
My hands are smaller than most women's, which makes it impossible to get a girlfriend.
>>338047146
Yeah, that's why you don't have a girlfriend. You hands' size. Literally everything else about you is a chick magnet, it's just that your hands cancel out all your other godlike properties. Yes.
>>338046038
>The time arrived, and the anesthesiologist was frantic. He had never put a person of Andre’s size under the gas before and had no idea how much to use. Various experts were brought in but no solution presented itself until one of the doctors asked Andre if he was a drinker. Andre responded that, yes, he’d been known to tip a glass from time to time. The doctor then wanted to know how much Andre drank and how much it took to get him drunk.
>“Well,” rumbled the Giant, “It usually takes two liters of vodka just to make me feel warm inside.”
>>338047303
Sorry, I didn't mean it was only because of that, there are lots of other things that also make it impossible. I'm a "chick magnet" but it's the wrong end of the magnet.
