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>tfw jannies aren't deleting twitter screencap threads anymore
I miss 2010 and earlier
notch might make all the sick burns against polygon he want
he's still a fat bald cuck that created one of the most cancerous media phenomenon while jewing it out more than an actual jew would do and nothing will ever be able to redeem that fact
>>338041441
Fucking Notch.
I've never even played Minecraft but I do so dearly enjoy his shitposting.
>>338041617
And he's still a billionaire.
>>338041617
>nothing will ever be able to redeem that fact
He's worth millions I don't think he cares what you think
>>338041617
Talk is cheap. I guarantee you you would would have made the same decisions in his place.
How can someone so rich be so depressed?
He can literally do anything he wants, hell he could fund his own games and fuck any woman he desires.
>>338041593
>2010 and earlier
You miss 6+ years ago? How old are you, grandpa? I feel like I've been here for an eternity, and I only started browsing, like, 2 years ago.
why would a billionaire spend his time like that? he can travel and experience everything the world has to offer, but instead he's just sitting on twitter 24/7.
>>338041441
Kek
>>338041617
You: 1
Notch: 2 billion
>>338041895
He's Swedish, right? Those people are genetically bred to be masochistic. None of them actually want to be happy.
>>338041895
Existential angst
>>338041895
Because he has no peers.
>>338041897
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>338041897
Not him but I've been on 4chan for 10 years and on /v/ for 8, and I'm not a whiny baby about "posting etiquette".
Faggots will post whatever they want and neither the anons or the mods can do much to stop it.
There's 90-150 threads at any time depending on moot/yap's decision for that year, ignoring one isn't that hard.
>>338041984
>implying i have 1 dollar to begin with
>>338041908
that's the leisure of being rich. he can do anything he wants, be shitposting king 24/7.
poor cucks like you will never understand
>>338041892
Jewing out hard. yes
Actually marrying a gold digger like a madman. Nah
>>338042131
He has no style either.
>>338041895
Because he's all bummed out because "money isn't everything". He likely wouldn't fund a damn thing though, and I can't say I'd blame him after all those kikestarters who'd take the money and run.
>>338042172
>I've been on 4chan for 10 years and on /v/ for 8
Goddamn, aren't there better sites out there?
>>338042191
hey champ, can you write sentences without using buzzwords?
>>338041617
What a bitter cunt.
He's made something that got insanely popular by luck of the draw. He didn't personally invent every bit of autism and memes that spawned from his game, he just made the game.
>>338042426
i can also cum in your ass, shitlicker
Why do people act like you can't shitpost on twitter and still do other things? There are millionare CEOs who still find time to shitpost.
I know that Notch does literally nothing with his life, but still, adventure and shitposting are not mutually exclusive.
If I had billions of dollars I'd still shitpost on the long flights between destinations.
>>338041908
hi sjw
>>338042345
Neogaf, Reddit, SA, GameFAQs...no, there's nowhere better.
We're all equally terrible.
Reddit is good for checking information on games and sucb since some people there like to play Internet Detective and they do it well, but as a means of discussion there's no good place to go anymore.
I'm sure there's some forum nobody but a secretive few have heard of, some Garden of Eden for vidya discussion, but I hope /v/ or Reddit never finds them and turns them toxic.
>>338041897
Ive been here for 12 years, dont worry kid you will get there
>>338041441
Minecraft was probably the reason he got up in the morning. He could set up a company, invest, put his name to something with a large amount of capital to it but the miserable sod doesn't.
>>338041441
what's his beef with polygon?
>>338041617
>Notch jewed out Minecraft
Fucking what?
Cunt just made a game about building worlds out of lego
Kids liked lego so they liked the game
A million companies came swarming to him giving him sacks of money to make merch
If you think thats "jewing" out you've got brain problems. You'd be braindead to not accept.
>>338041908
i wouldn't do shit if i was a billionaire
i'd buy all the latest and coolest shit and just do nothing
>>338041441
>ywn be a billionare shitposting on twitter
Fucking hell, I would just fuck with SJW's all day long. You'd be untouchable from their witch hunts with that much money
>>338041895
It all stemmed from that house and the housewarming party. He had everybody famous in his 30 million dollar house for one night, including those he looked up to and including weasel cunts who literally snuck in illegally then he was suddenly alone.
>>338044084
Do you really have no idea why someone might dislike Tumblrgon? A website with quality articles such as "there were more severed heads than women presenters at E3"?
>>338044631
no I get that but I was wondering if something more specific happened
>>338041617
Not to say he didn't jew out, but at least we aren't on Minecraft 7 with party and kart racing mobile games of it by now.
>>338041617
If I had seen the game I created become e-celeb-tier cancer I would have taken a buyout too, anon. Sorry.
>>338041441
>billionaire
>still posts on twitter
How depressed do you have to be when the whole world is at your finger tips and you're still signing into your twitter account?
>>338042741
>some people there like to play Internet Detective and they do it well,
I'd say they're motivated but I wouldn't say they do it well.
>>338045242
Gotto tell everyone about your #FirstWorldProblems even when you're the 1%.
>>338042518
D-Do me first anon
>>338041895
What does money matter when that's all he has?
He's fat, balding, autistic, talentless, virgin, no gf, etc.
Kek
Alright you fat bastard you made me laugh
>>338041908
>why would a billionaire spend his time like that? he can travel and experience everything the world has to offer, but instead he's just sitting on twitter 24/7.
depression is one hell of a bitch
I've been there
>>338042590
If you remembered what life was like before the internet and you had the $ and options to go back to that I think you would.
If you grew up with it then I guess i understand why twitter, Facebook, etc is so important but for old fags a lot of us couldn't care less.
>>338041617
>trying to make fun of him for having money
>not even mentioning that he has no friends
step it up my man
>>338045438
isn't he married?
>>338045517
pretty much
I am in the fortunate position of potentially being able to get rid of my smartphone. I got my first ever smartphone last year, having been using it for a little over 6 months and I'm already getting tired of using it.
>>338041617
t. Wage slave/parental parasite
Perfect joke delivery. 10/10
>>338041895
Sudden wealth syndrome
>>338045242
He might be a billionaire now, but he didn't earn it in the traditional sense through extraordinary skill or hard work. At the core he is still a lardass McDonald's shit eating pathetic autistic neckbeard manchild.
He lost the permavirgin status only a couple years ago when he made his first millions with Minecraft and met that gold digging whore.
He is so fucking clueless and apathetic without any aspirations and dreams whatsoever that he doesn't even have any idea what to do with the money, aside from "living the life" till the end of his days.
What a waste of recources on a truly dull mind.
>>338041617
>one of the most cancerous media phenomenon
Explain to me how Minecraft is one of "the most cancerous media phenomenon"s,
It's a fairly basic and simple concept that would have found its way into popularity had it been him that made it or not, it's used in education in places so arguably it actually serves something of a positive and outside of Steam's completely unfiltered indie trash (which is full of trash because Valve has no QC and this would be the case no matter what), it hasn't really created any significant clones that shit up the market in a big way.
Of course Minecraft fans can be autists, but I would question if that alone causes something to be cancerous. Pokemon sure as fuck has its autistic fans too, but are you going to call the entire Pokemon IP cancerous?
Unless you simply define "cancerous" as "popular".
>>338046047
I wonder if you got any sense of irony as you typed this post out - seriously, look at yourself.
>>338044925
They did a video of one of their staff playing the opening levels of Doom and they were so shit at it they had noticeable difficulty moving and aiming at the same time.
The problem is not really Markus
The problem is Mojang and their fucking laziness when they realized they no longer actually have to work on the game to increase their revenue. Even a fucking indie modder does more work in a month than Mojang does on updates in 6 months
>>338041897
>He came here during the goobergate year.
>>/tumblr/
fucking GOOBER GATOR!!!!!!!!!!!
>>338041617
I would literally do the exact same things for the amount of money he has.
Notch pls, stop making threads on /v/
>>338041617
>make game
>it becomes extremely popular out of your control
>somehow this makes him a bad guy
if you ever took the time to make a game this exact thing could have happened to you and you wouldn't be able to do a thing to stop it.
>/v/ is ok with Notch now because he yells and screams on Twitter
great, first TotalBiscuit, now this retard
>>338041617
You'd have to be as autistic as a Minecraft fan to not accept that offer.
>>338046120
Please elaborate.
>>338046107
Minecraft pretty much started the Early Access and (to a lesser extent) Crowd Funding shit we have now.
>>338043045
i want to get off w.t. snacks' wild ride
>>338045735
the gold digging whore divorced him years ago
>>338045804
I've had a smart phone for years but once this breaks in going back to a flip phone. Never had Facebook. Deleted my twitter years ago. Downloaded enough movies, tv, mma, music porn etc to last for years without having to stream.
I like that the internet is around if I need to find info but I want to stop depending on it 24/7.
>>338044328
>Ignoring all the changes he made to pre-purchase contracts.
>>338046047
Counterpoint: you post on /v/
Step off your high horse there, champ.
>>338041441
>Hates SJWs
>Hates Gawker
>Shitposts on Twitter
>Just wants to enjoy video games again
Notch is literally /v/.
Why do we hate him again? Or are we still tunnel visioning on the Minecraft fiasco?
>>338044430
That's the world we live in. Your speech is limited by money. You fear for your job? They can take that. And you'll be out on the street for saying the wrong thing.
>>338046532
tell me again how gamergate doesn't harass women?
>>338046650
Because he stole minecraft from us
>>338046047
Some of the most skilled people die poor you dumb fuck
>>338042518
Please!
>>338046486
He probably meant flamboyant
>>338046787
>from us
are there actual people that are mad that they had legos: the game taken away from them. if so that's hilarious
>>338046648
But Notch also post on /v/.
>>338046650
>billionaire
yeah he's just like us :^)
>>338041895
>Be a fat looser his entre life
>Steal am idea he saw years back
>Shill the game on every board even on /v/
>Lie about it
>Has a 1 in 1 million success
>Creates a game that sold more than 70 million units
>Says he feels bad for Carmack that he sold Oculus to Facebook
>Sells his own company to Microsoft
>is now billonaire
>because he was a fat slob his entire life he has nothing to do
>Because he knows his success will never repeat he has no goal in life
>Wife left him after the excat time in Sweden so you get alimony
There you go
>>338041441
i hate minecraft, but that sleep paralysis polygon shitposting is great, thx based markus
>>338046913
So it's jealousy.
Anybody else bummed out that AVGN turned into a misogynistic GooberGraper?
>>338042741
We could make our Eden
>>338041593
>thinks he's an oldfag
>doesn't know that mods delete threads, not jannies
>>338041895
Money doesn't really count when hedonic treadmill is a thing
>>338047168
I loved his old stuff, not going to lie. Videos were solid. Biggest problem was calling himself "angry". Haven't watched him in forever.
>>338046272
Notch was too lax on his staff. Updates were coming out at a decent rate before he handed it to Jeb.
>>338046107
>Explain the cancer
It's because of YouTube culture
YouTube has become a ugly marketing machine aimed at people who eat "personalities", the same sort of people that watch reality shows and minecraft is one of the pillarstone that created the YouTube culture in the first place
While i don't think notch had this in mind, minecraft as a media phenomenon would have never happened without YouTube
>>338047168
Why are you meming about Gamergate unprompted?
I'll just give you the (You) that you want, OK?
>>338046532
>gold digging whore divorced him years ago
How does that even make sense since he wasn't rich that many years ago?
This man is a billionaire yet he's still talking about video games instead of banging 10/10 models.
>>338041745
Keeping in mind that Sweden takes 50+% of income at that level.
>>338041895
Because he realised people didn't like him for him, they liked him for his money
>>338041617
Who is a billionaire, that brought happiness millions of kids, lonely NEETs, and manchildren which has accomplished more than you ever will in life :3
>>338042212
>notch
He has no grace
>>338041895
Being rich makes you paranoid even towards your closest friends and relatives because you gradually think that they only care for your money, so you seclude yourself more and more
>>338047440
He probably doesn't want to be used for his money since that's literally what happened with his wife.
>>338047460
It takes 50% at any level.
>>338047628
>Being rich makes you paranoid even towards your closest friends and relatives because you gradually think that they only care for your money,
Honestly if I ever won the lottery or something I'd just get the fuck out of the state/province. Can you imagine all the headache you have to put up with old 'acquaintances' visiting you?
>>338041617
What's there to redeem?
He made an extremely successful, fun game and is living the life because of it
what the FUCK is wrong with that
>>338047439
it was in 2012.
he was very rich. probably worth hundreds of millions at that point.
>>338047460
Like most of europe.
>>338041895
All the people he worked with basically told him to fuck off because he didn't give them insane bonuses.
It must be pretty depressing to become a billionaire and loose you're friends at the same time.
>Why a Video of Someone Playing ‘Doom’ (Poorly) Became a Culture-War Issue>What’s going on here? You guessed it: Gamergate fallout.
>>338047714
With that amount of money you're not obligated to be tied to anyone. It'd be an amazing feeling for sure.
>>338041617
>Jewing it out
In an age of microtransactions, DLC, and freemium, Notch made a game with hundreds of hours of content for a single payment of $25 (much less if you bought early).
The only remotely jewish thing he did was slow down the updates later on in the game's life, but I think we can chalk that up to incompetence/poor game design rather than greed.
He's not a particularly good developer, and you could argue that he just got lucky with his success, but he's definitely an okay guy.
>>338047623
This swede has a funny face.
>>338044084
Did you seriously just ask that question?
>>338047628
With his riches I'd just give my close family/friend millions of dollars each and that would be the end of that. The real difficulty with that kind of money is finding new friends (and lovers, holy shit) who aren't just out to steal from you. That's pretty much impossible.
>>338047837
Notch never learned that your work friends are not really your friends, especially if you're their boss.
>>338046802
This is truth. Just look at what happened to Tesla.
>>338047460
He doesn't live in sweden anymore. He would be incredibly stupid if he did.
>>338047871
GamerGate was the best thing that ever happened to the industry. Literally crushed video game "journalism".
It is glorious. DOOM 4 being good for fast paced single player fps, and lower than average reviews from shitty failed writers who can only get a job writing about video games. With no skill, or dedication.
>>338047837
>All the people he worked with basically told him to fuck off because he didn't give them insane bonuses.
This.
There was a tweet image posted on here where one of his ex-employees actually complained that he didn't give her a big enough bonus.
Like what the fuck? He's not even obligated to give her anything.
>>338047676
When you have that much money who cares? Go out and have a good time. You don't have to commit and there are way more girls out there you can fuck in a life time
>>338048006
The thing you have to understand as a newly rich person that if you're publicly out there with your wealth people will view the relationship as transactional instinctually. If you understand that you have the advantage and can control the level of personal investment.
>>338047628
No, being rich only shows what mistrust issues you had from the start.
For every loaded recluse there are 10 normal people who happen to be filthy rich.
>>338046650
The internet hate machine hates nothing more than itself.
>>338047062
Elites belong in guillotines, faggot.
>>338048201
>For every loaded recluse there are 10 normal people who happen to be filthy rich.
And you have some stats to back up your claims I'd presume?
>>338048287
#FeeltheBern amirite?
>>338048287
>beheading
How civil.
>SJW faggots get roasted
>Immediate damage control
>Tantrums and numale crying all over twitter
>Le goobygrape conspiracy after me
>Legions of dopey bug eyed effeminate faggots with thick rimmed glasses virtue signalling
>Cucks having meltdown because their SJW religion got made fun of
>Incoming article from a dickless numale about "toxic masculinity and isms" out the ass
Jesus christ there's nothing more pathetic than SJWs. Even the furries and the neckbeards behave better than these numale cocksuckers.
>>338048287
That's a nice meme and all but Robespierre tactics don't work against the elite. All it does is breed contempt and eventually a reaction from the other side or from within.
>>338047168
>Says he is not going to watch the new Ghostbusters because he doesnt want his childhood memories shat on
>Doesnt even mention the fact that its an all female cast
>Whiny bitches on the internet ( feminists and feminist allies ) try to make him into a Gamergator
>>338047168
>insulting james wife
But its about women right? Women are the best and they can do no wrong except when they disagree with my twisted worldview or marry someone who has a different opinion than me. Fucking hypocrites.
>>338048402
Career politicians like Bernie should be suspended from bridges by meathooks so the working men and women of the nation can enjoy the view as their appearance slowly grows to resemble their character.
Doesn't notch have more game ideas to steal and claim as his own.
>>338046523
Bring back Snacks.
>only knows how to program squares
>hates polygon
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>>338047168
i'm more bummed that hes actually a nice guy and he made one mistake by putting his opinion on the internet.
>>338048476
It's funny because I doubt the people on /v/ look any better than these guys.
>>338047460
>implying he hasn't moved to some tax haven by now
>>338048850
I may be fat but at least I'm smug.
>>338048850
i'd post a photo of myselfbut i have some really really huge eye bags and i don't want /v/ to bully me
>>338046650
>he is one of us, gais!
>laughingcrying_yelowemoji_with_bueno_sign_fingers.jpg
He is the only person on earth I wish a premature death upon. I hope he kills himself one of those days by overdosing at his "candy bar"
>>338041617
Must suck to be him.
>>338049227
>being an edgy child and wishing death on someone because they're rich
bernie please go
>>338049227
Jealous much?
>>338041745
>>338041791
>>338041892
>>338041984
>>338042436
>>338045902
>>338046397
>>338046421
>>338046473
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>>338047813
it doesn't bother me that he's a millionaire, it bothers me that he's a celebrity is attacking the media after all the shit that happened, you are not hip or clever, you are this
>>338047510
He should have realized that a long time ago when we told him so.
>>338049227
Pretty decent looking
Until I saw the faggy tryhard motorcycle and painting.
>>338049227
>man enjoys his wealth
>FUCK THAT GUY AMIRITE GUYS?!
He made a babby game and got rich from it. That's pretty much /v/'s dream, if they weren't so lazy.
>>338049502
ok polygon
>>338049227
jesus you're jealous
you should really let go of that, it's a weak man's feeling
>>338041908
if you live in a first world country, most of the world is shittier. it doesn't take very long to visit all the places that matter, and even those aren't going to change significantly year by year, so repeat visits are rather pointless.
>>338046650
>Hates SJWs
>Hates Gawker
>Just wants to enjoy video games again
Is that why he donates thousands of dollars a month to Quinn's Patreon?
>>338049374
Notch pls kill yourself already.
>>338049227
He's just a rich nerd, it's not a big deal. It could happen to you maybe if you weren't such an edgy, envious cunt.
>>338049502
>it bothers me that he's a celebrity is attacking the media
but why?
>>338049727
If I was Notch I'd be offering your mother $5 grand to fuck me, and she'd do it.
I repeat, go home bernie
>>338049502
>attacking the media = shitposting on twitter
Blowing this way out of proportion here. By that logic, Smegmaking must be an internet terrorist.
>>338049502
what?
>>338049227
If you despise people for what they have vs. what you have, you will never be happy. Period. Get over yourself.
>>338041897
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
ableism
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was an everyday thing......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting..
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet.....
>>338049695
Does he? Source?
How much is she making now anyways?
>>338049227
I for one congratulate Notch for making bucks off kiddos
If you can't fight them, benefit from them
>>338049816
If his detractors to be believed, yes he is an internet terrorist.
>>338044084
let me guess, you still reading those corruüpt sj w outlets? What are you even doing here?
>>338049804
it's bandwagoning
>>338049908
Waiter, my pasta is stale!
>>338049936
He did the smartest thing you can do once you create a cancerous fad: sell out and get out. I can't fault him for that.
>>338049908
I almost believed it. I even let "2 weeks" slide. But then...
>ableism
>>338041617
the good old 'person makes a lot of money therefore hes a jew' post on 4chan, i love you 14 year olds who know nothing of money or the world
>>338050031
yes, and?
>>338041745
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>>338041895
>>338041984
>>338042436
>/v/ LITERALLY defends notch now
What the FUCK?
>>338049227
Question: he paid like $7,000,000 for this house correct?
How much would a similar house (not as fancy but still nice and modern) cost if it was in the middle of nowhere, rather than on a cliff overlooking fucking hollywood?
>>338047460
I don't understand how that matters when you're at a billionaire stage, it's more money than you know what to do with.
>>338050198
They're new so they don't remember what he did or what he was like in person.
>>338050321
It's the principle of the matter, but yes
>>338050194
it's a stupid thing to do especialy when you are a millionaire?
>>338050309
like 5-10% of what he paid
>>338041441
I hate Marcus not because he is fat lazy hack, but because he have no ambition.
You can make so much crazy stuff with your money and still be rich and fuck, but nope, lets bitch on twitter instead.
>>338050440
Why should money restrict him from doing what he wants?
Do you believe that the rich should be role models for the poor?
>>338049908
And remember, kids!
>Sincereposting is still shitposting!
>>338050509
Awesome. Time to save up for the next 15 years and buy a badass mansion in the middle of the montana wilderness where I don't have to see another person unless I REALLY have to.
>>338050309
You forgot a zero there, buddy. He even outbid that monkey rapper Jay Z and his female baboon wife.
Look at all his cool new friends who came just for the free booze andcandy
>>338050031
No it's not.
Remember, if you defend Polygon, you're a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UujtfN7hCdo
>>338048872
You mean Los Angeles?
>>338048850
From everything I've learned about /v/'s appearence it's 33% fat slobs, 33% super skinny traditional geek types, and 33% people who didn't get the memo that grunge is dead and long unwashed hair isn't cool anymore.
>>338048816
Go on his twitter. He keeps saying whatever he wants all the time because he knows that SJWs can't do shit against him in real life.
>He made a game that kids like so he's bad
>He profited off something he worked on, created, and put the effort in to distribute so he's a jew
Children
>>338047168
>ironically pretending to be SJW
>>338050649
no but i'm sure that bill gates and donald trump have better things to do than pretend he hates the media guts on social media just like you
...
well maybe not donald trump
>>338047460
He lives in America now
>>338050997
>He profited off something he worked on, created, and put the effort in to
LOL to all of this
>>338050997
I mean let's be fair
>Develops a very early alpha of a game and charges people for it
>People make mods for it
>He takes people's mods and slaps them in his code as "updates" and also makes the code in his updates fuck up other people's mods, forcing them to reprogram them
>Fucks off from /v/ to move to reddit because they don't criticize him and suck his dick instead
>Then development of the game slows to a fucking crawl as we move closer and closer to release of the "final" game that still contains many bugs and lacks many promised features just so he can advertise a final version
>Then sells out his developer friends to M$ without talking to them for 2 Billion dollars and gives them jack shit for compensation
>>338048308
nah i thought i would just say some shit as fact and expect people to take it so like an SJW
>>338050198
This. Took a /v/ break for a year and some change. What the hell happened?
>LOL threads deleted
>Sleepover threads deleted
>battlefield 1 threads get deleted the moment someone cries about /pol/
>thread the other day where a kid was crying about not being able to solo tanks in battlefield
>same thread has loads of people defending freemium
>people replying en masse to painfully obvious bait
>several people defending notch
>defending notch
What in the fuck? Was there an invasion or are these just the new youngsters? Am I getting old?
>>338041617
>all these (You)
and to think about all my wasted attempt to talk about videogames
>>338041895
He created something good. At first it was gratifying and wonderful. He was doing something with his life. He made something people wanted to buy.
Money came in. Couldn't be better, he wasn't even finished and he had so much money now. He was successful, and enjoyed the fruits. He didn't really need minecraft after a while, he had a team now and the money kept flowing in. All working as intended.
Minecraft wasn't his baby anymore, it became his livelihood, a way to make money. He didn't have a vision because he didn't need one anymore. After all, he was making millions this is what success is. He didn't want to start a company, he never wanted to, how burdensome minecraft had become.
Microsoft stepped in, offered to take care of all of that for him. Notch admitted to himself thst he wasn't a craftsman, or an artist. Plus he didn't want to make more games, in fact. He didn't know what he wanted anymore. It all happened so fast after all, seemingly on accident. So he took the money, because it just made so much sense.
Now he is a man with all the money in the world, but now what? What does he have to do? Minecraft kept him busy enough, but he is done making games... idle hands lead him down a slippery slope. Things started to not make sense anymore. He had everything except happiness. From artist, to hack, all in one large, unexpected paycheck.
He is now a grim reminder to us all: however successful you become, do not stop dreaming, setting new goals, and raising the bar, or you will stagnate into pity, don't forget where you came from.
>>338048850
>not bald or balding, unlike pic
>symmetrical face and eyebrows, unlike pic
>reasonably neat, short haircut, unlike pic
>>338041895
Welcome to the biggest lie of consumerist society.
>>338041897
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>338049541
>Excess is something to be admired
>>338050601
usually I'm on the Notch defense force but I gotta admit his complaining on twitter is getting a bit tiring.
If only he put his time into learning a new skill or even making a new video game for fun, he maybe wouldn't be so depressed. I feel like he isn't doing much but who knows.
I mean, I'm alone all the time and if I had a billion dollars it probably wouldn't make me any happier but shit I wouldn't have to worry about bills and therefore I'd just do what I want. I feel like he's just sitting around now waiting to die.
>>338051418
>>He takes people's mods and slaps them in his code as "updates"
False.
The number one complaint was that he didn't implement community mods and ideas to the extent that people were bitching about mod support for years.
>>338051641
>just enjoying my wealth here
>>338051641
Of course it is Marx. He made something that people enjoy, and they rewarded him.
I know this is a notch thread, but god damn, is Polygon a stealth campaign by the NRA? Between their VR gun and Doom videos, it's making me want to go to a fucking firing range.
>>338048287
>mentioning the worst possible interpretation of Rousseau and the biggest revolutionary failure in history as some sort of success
>current year
>being a walking embodiment of the people made fun of in "Holiday in Cambodia"
Yeah beheading all of those nobles and intellectuals who had nothing to do with the oppression of the poor really worked out well.
>>338051736
>I'd just do what I want.
Don't kid yourself. You'll still be here shitposting on /v/ even as you admonish him for shitposting on twitter.
>>338050805
>nöt-creme
keeping it og
>>338051935
Why the doom videos? Just because they suck at playing, or did the reviewer say something like "Why do we have to use guns in this doom game? Why can't we use flowers?"
>>338049908
indeed...
you are...
a shitposter...
>>338051212
Fuck off ratto
>be semi-rich from inheritance
>sit on my ass all day doing nothing
I'm getting a job I'm bored.
>>338047168
>Patton Oswalt
He's one of my favorite comedians but this is just kinda eh
I'm surprised he bounced back to being snarky on Twitter so soon after his wife died suddenly. If I was him I'd be too busy mourning to care what some pasty faggot on the internet thinks.
>>338052035
Because they sucked PAINFULLY bad, and I wouldn't put it past them to whine about the violence
>>338052172
can I have $1,000 anon?
>>338048521
>>Doesnt even mention the fact that its an all female cast
Actually he does but in a neutral tone, as in he's kinda miffed that everyone's referring to it as "the female Ghostbusters" to differentiate it from the original
>>338051507
>Taking 4chan seriously after Bane posting ruined the entire website
People only care about meme magic now
>All of these people congratulating Notch for what he did
>No one was here to see the dozens and dozens of 2 week 'vacations' he took during 'development'
>No one saw how he updated less and less while increasing the price of his shitty broken game
>No one remembers how he had to hire a full development team to make up for all the lost time his vacations made
>People think it's okay to compensate your employees for actually finishing and polishing your shitty product by giving them 0.0016% of the total wealth made from completing the game
>Notch walks away with 2.1 billion, his employees that actually finished the game,patched it, and release it got a mere 250 000
>People are okay with this
I think I'm too old to be on /v/. Watching Notch here between 2009-2011 demonstrated to me almost everything wrong with the gaming industry today, and those autistic 10-11 year olds that bought into Notch's garbage are now posting here today. God help us all.
>>338041908
There is another billionaire who's traveling around the country that still has time to shitpost on Twitter
>>338042595
How is this SJW
Do you think Notch still shitposts on /v/?
>>338051529
who knew, all you need to get (You)s is to throw controversial opinions and claim these as facts
here, have another (You)
>>338041593
Jesus, everyone who got of 4chan after 2007 are cancer. Portal ruined this place.
>>338052035
They clearly demonstrated that they have never played a shooter competently before. Barring the excuse that they were allowing the local special education classroom to experience Doom in their stead out of charity, there is no reasonable explanation for any of their staff to play in such an abysmal manner.
>>338052172
Will you give me a small loan of a million dollar fampai? :^)
>>338049227
Why are the homes of the wealthy so fucking boring?
I know they're designed for the sole purpose of hosting parties, but fuck, you still have to live there.
I'd go wild if I had his resources.
>>338052454
>People think it's okay to compensate your employees for actually finishing and polishing your shitty product by giving them 0.0016% of the total wealth made from completing the game
Except he's already paying his employees. They are not entitled to anymore money, which would defeat the point of a 'bonus' which he did give them a sizeable amount.
>>338052454
Do you understand how dumb you sound?
>I only make $100 a week working at mcdonalds, while the CEO makes however much, wahhhh, it's not fair, I'm the one doing all the actual work
Learn how a fucking business works you child
>>338052631
>Where are all the video game posters and anime girl figurines????????
>>338041895
Money doesn't buy happiness, anon.
>>338047925
>In an age of microtransactions, DLC, and freemium
Except when he jewed it out, shit you describe didn't exist. He set out to make a 3d version of Dwarf Fortress, and ended up ripping off Infiniminer and shitting out a kids' game. And he shut down the only good part of the game, the web version with fluid simulation, too.
>>338047000
Filtered
>>338052720
well the CEO of McDonald's shouldn't be making so much money, actually, especially not when the company is losing money
>>338041897
>tfw 2010 feels like yesterday
fuck, it always hurts to know the people who share this site with me.
Going to /b/ is a fucking nightmare. You can tell without a doubt by the way they post and interact that the majority of that board is under 15
fuck the span between '08 and '10 feels twice as long as the last 5 years have. It has to be the repetition, in college i learned something new every day, now i do the same shit all the time
>>338052886
I'm pretty sure the only thing money can't buy is dinosaurs
>>338051507
>LOL threads deleted
fuck off
>>338053081
Money can definitely buy dinosaurs, haven't you seen jurassic park?
Notch is alright
>>338050187
Yeah totally annon, only 44% of the richest 1% of Americans are Jewish, That is not even half!
>>338046523
He tried to save us by banning us all.
>>338052025
You can't make that shit up. Sweden is lost and so is Europe. Maybe the white man really deserves to die out.
>>338052706
>>338052720
Your payment should reflect the amount of work you did. This is a case of Steve Jobs raking in the big bucks by isolating and out-jewing his finest employees out of contracts and shares.
Notch stole two different game concepts and poorly mashed them together. It got so bad that he was taking mods that had been made by people for the game and implementing them as 'core features' without any feedback or recognition that the work wasn't his.
When he hired the team to finish his clusterfuck (i.e, make it playable and marketable past the PC) the product THEY finished is the one that sent him over from the millions to the hundreds of millions, and as recompense they were handed 0.0016% of the total wealth accumulated from their combined work.
Your analogies make no sense, because the team that finished minecraft were not burger flippers, they were the guys making the fucking recipe's.
This has nothing to do with jealousy, or 'learning how business works,' this is about Jewry, and Notch is the biggest Jew of them all.
>>338052446
>hating baneposting
>>338051593
pretty much this.
It is nice to have a lot money but it doesn't make you happy it can even have a negative effect because you have nothing more to achieve. This is the reason why many rich people have their on charity organization.
Notch case is even more problematic because he is a nerd and not really an outgoing person. Would be interesting if he got in the meanwhile a driver license.
>>338052631
>visit a super rich family
>house is clean as fuck
>too clean
>shit, the entire fucking place is sterile as hell, like nobody was supposed to live there
>visit a poor family
>despite being literally dirtier it has a ton of personality because people actually live there
I don't hate the rich but goddamn their homes are terrible.
>>338053253
>Your payment should reflect the amount of work you did.
Hardline Liberal or 12 years old?
>>338053174
I guess he just woke up one day and realized he's a billionaire.
>>338053224
Nigga, nöt-creme has been the same since the goddamn 70s or something.
https://youtu.be/9yYp8ZeQ-I8
13:54
>>338053395
Whatever, Jew
>>338041908
If I had 2 billions cash in my bank account, I'd be even lazier than notch.
Fast, tell me name of one good vidya news site!
>>338053578
>attempting to dissolve property rights
no my friend, you are the jew
>>338053253
>Your payment should reflect the amount of work you did.
That's a cute sentiment, but reality is pretty much the opposite
>>338053616
Gamereactor
>>338053616
gematsu
allgamesdelta
>>338047460
Aw so you mean he only made $1.25 billion from selling mojang? What a poor and struggling individual. A bloo bloo bloo.
>>338053656
>I'll make the goyim do all the work for me and reap the benefits for myself!
You tell me, Hymie
>>338053224
are you retarded
Literally who?
>>338048287
FEEELTHEBERN
>>338053767
Yes, because they were contractually employed, IE agreed to do that work for an agreed upon level of compensation, which they got, as well as bonuses
Jesus christ dude, the USSR died like 30 years ago, get with the times.
>>338050416
He made more in one transaction what most of the rest of his homeland will ever make in their lives for at least 2 generations. There is no principal in that matter.
>>338053395
>Hardline Liberal or 12 years old?
Are you mentally retarded or just shitposting for some (You)s?
the amount or quality of work going hand in hand with the proportional amoung of money you earn is the quintessential philosophy of conservatism.
Now get the fuck out of here you Bernie cocksucker commie fag.
>>338052867
At the very least.
>Not having a life size nude stone statue of your fat ass in the middle of the lounge
>Not having motorized lounge chairs you can race around the house
>Not having literal robot butlers
>Not having a live in chef
>Not having a hot as fuck live in personal trainer/companion
The fuck does he even do with his money?
>>338053843
Back to réddit
>>338053879
*tips fedora* upvoted. I should post that in the red pill society!
>>338053780
>>338053491
Ahmed enriched nigger cuck Swedes are mad as hell. I bet you will name your wives' daughters "Aishe".
>>338053395
Amount of Work = Amount of Pay is as simple a conservative pillar as you can have.
How uneducated are you to think that amount and quality of work = amount and quality of pay is a liberal, leftist ideology?
>>338050440
How is it stupid to make a relevant joke about something for a hobby that he's involved in?
goddamn some people just have no brains
>>338053893
>be swede
>read this
>remember now that he recieved 19.5 billion swedish crowns
>that's almost half the country's police budget
Jesus fuck.
So this is what living in America feels like.
>>338053982
Same thing as any NEET
Pay bills, buy food, buy vidya
>>338043571
this.
I'm a gamedev. I am happy when I wake up 8 am, open up programs and don't stop working until 10pm.
Whenever I have free time or can't work on something with a close deadline under crunch I become suicidally miserable.
>>338053982
Wall of M&Ms and full time cleaners to wipe the stains for when sarkesian decides to trespass.
>>338050309
3-4 millions.
>>338054038
kys amerilard
>>338053892
USSR was state capitalist, nigga, especially under Stalin. That means that the elite had the ownership of all the means of production. That's you wet dream, isn't it?
>>338053982
Drink it all away.
>>338054082
Shut up, bow down and take Muhamad's dick in your ass, you stupid Sven.
>>338041617
Poor billionaire soul.
Are you frustrated because he doesn't give a shit about your autistic game anymore?
>>338054205
You mean oligarchy
>>338047168
>SJWs will viciously attack anyone who says something negative about a thing they like
Maybe pandering to them isn't such a bad idea
>>338054127
>NEET
>having money
>>338054194
Wrong. Guess again. Although I could read some butthurt and envy towards America between those cuck lines of yours.
No wonder, you Swedish cuckolds are basically living like the goat fucking Afghans by sharia law at this point.
>>338050198
He cool.
>>338049227
leftist human garbage detected
Anyone else sick of oldfarts ruining /v/? If you're over 21, think of what the fuck you're doing with your life.
over 30? kill yourself. you don't belong here. get the fuck out.
I'm sick of these fucking oldfags on here trying to tell the rest of us how to behave on a fucking VIDYA BOARD. Not a day goes by I don't see one of these elitist fucks whining about "waaaaaahhhh, /v/ used to be gooooood, waaaaah", and I'm sick of it. You idiots had your chance, and the best you could do was "do u liek mudkipz?" and "ur mr gay". Shit sucks and you know it. Name one old /v/ meme that was worth its bandwidth. It was worthless crap and you know it.
Now please, take your Quake and your pixelshit Gameboys and the rest of your outdated shit, and get the fuck out. There's a new generation on /v/, and this is our house now.
>>338051970
It's very easy to distinguish scientific and artistic elite (creative class) and political/business elite.
Making sure the working class doesn't distinguish the two and slaughters the wrong people is a ploy by the elite. Just look at how Cultural Revolution turns out.
>>338054082
No, living in America is being called entitled by those people because you asked for jello in the hospital to not cost thousands of dollars.
In turn they will then make it illegal to not afford health care and then blame liberals.
Don't come to America.
>>338050332
>what he did
Sure. He did Minecraft alone and everybody liked the game so much that they hated him for not working harder on a solo project that he learned to hate.
>>338054038
What the fuck are you on about. Nötcreme has had a nigger on the backside of its package for goddamn decades, and Kina is still around.
>>338041617
Plus he literally lied to /v/. Not a lot of people remember this, but 7 years ago Notch came here regularly to tell his how he planned on updating Minecraft. Shit was originally going to be a 3D Dworf Fort. Fuck, all that potential .
>>338054381
Calm down little Timmy and gb2homework.
Would Notch buy me a copy of Doom if I asked him?
>>338054271
Kind of like how /v/ is. Just look at the thread.
>>338054381
>Name one old /v/ meme that was worth its bandwidth
Problably not /v/ related but I fucking loved shoop da whoop.
>>338053904
>>338054061
Holly shit, never own a business pls
>>338054381
0/10
>>338054254
State capitalism and oligarchy are inseparable.
>>338054381
Go and rub one out, it'll help.
>>338054381
No meme is good. That's why they're all unanimous with shitposting you fucking child. Go back go 9gag if you want your fresh hip memes so bad.
>>338054525
>I was the idea guy
>>338054606
Go back to Mexico, Pedro. I am very tired of your false flags.
>>338053024
>>338051610
>>338049908
>>338043045
>>338046287
>>338042172
>>338042153
DEFENDERS
OF
VIRGINITY
UNITE!
>>338054606
said the commie pig
>>338054525
Sure. Because plans always pan out and turn out the way you want them. You never planned anything that didnt pan out right? I mean you totally planned to be working at a fast food right now when you were a kid?
>>338054430
Nope. He ripped off Infiniminer. If you weren't udderage, you'd remember that.
>tfw i'm pretty much Notch
>Only poor
I guess I can take some comfort in the knowledge that it doesn't get better, no matter how hard you try or how lucky you get, it'll always be shit.
>>338054703
He's literally not an idea guy because he actually did the game. And then hired a team to help him. And then sold his idea and product for 2.2 billions.
>>338054205
Oh its the no communist nations were really communist meme. I'm sure if we try it again we will get it right this time.
>>338050676
>montana
with that amount of money you could buy a small african country and be alberto barbosa
>>338054871
>bald and fat
Lol
>>338054871
Notch was poor too before he made Minecraft.
>>338054805
Jokes on you I work as customer service for a tech company WISHING I could work fast food.
>>338041908
I'm retired at 26 and I plan to live the rest of my life as a NEET
>>338046650
of course notch is /v/ you fucking newfag
>>338041441
>WAAAH I HAVE A BILLION DOLLARS BUT MUH DEPRESSION
I remember that a few months ago. Go kill yourself, you fat shit.
>>338046650
He was /v/, he used to post on /v/ frequently about his updates on Minecraft back when it was in pre-alpha.
Getting a billion dollars doesn't magically make an exception to the rule.
>>338054752
>actually acknowledging the market and laws of supply/demand
>commie
lmao
Your idea is idiotic and here's why. I could spend 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, for 10 years making sculpting teddy bears out of raw shit. That's an assload of effort, and I'd probably be able to make a damn fine shit teddy by the end of it.
Here's the problem: nobody fucking values shit teddies. CEOs make more than burger flippers because they're worth more than burger flippers, and there are far, far fewer of them.
>>338054893
Oh, well, I guess Democratic Republic of Congo and DPRK are democratic, because they are called democratic... am I following your reasoning right?
Well, then democracy is awful! We should go back to monarchy, like aptly-named United Kingdom!
>>338054998
>tech support
I cannot imagine your pain.
Unless you're working for a very specific kind of tech support like for a program used in industries and mining and shit like that. That's usually nice.
General tech support though is living hell.
>>338054346
>one hundred thousand dollars in debt
how the fuck can someone be this fiscally irresponsible? It's entirely their own fault.
>>338054525
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>338047187
Our own heaven outside the eyes and attention of the rest of the world.
Our own... Outer Heaven.
>>338047187
Our Outer Heaven, a discussion form for gamers, by gamers.
>>338054998
I'm sorry bro. Hell must be awful this time of the year.
>>338049502
>>338050198
Fuck off Commie scum
You don't need to hate someone just for being rich
>>338054346
That's bretty based
>>338052024
Not him, but I would do some traveling. That way I can shitpost from all over the globe!
>>338054205
>USSR was state capitalist
t. 15 year old Bernout
>>338055179
That's like one education in the USA.
>>338044925
enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3pQ0oO_cDE
>>338054346
how do i read this
from top to bottom or bottom to top
twitter is a fucking mess
>>338054346
Would it be funnier if Notch just laughed, or sent the paypal 50 cents.
>>338055371
Top to bottom
Check the time. Chronologically speaking.
Bottom to Top is when it's more than one tweet.
>>338054730
But I am in mexico
>>338055371
Just start from top to bottom, if it doesnt make sense reverse the order.
>>338050309
I'd rather buy a small island.
This place is 3.6 Mil USD, great location etc
Why anyone with his money would choose to live in a place like LA is beyond me.
>>338041617
Chill out, Arthur, maybe instead of sperging out here you can go ask Microsoft for another cheque.
>>338055465
>he lives in Mexico
JAJAJAJA
>>338054346
>man who thinks he's a woman
>indie dev
>100k in debt
how do you fuck up in life that badly
You're on the wrong side of history, /v/.
>>338055371
Yeah it's a pain in the ass. Conversations (tweets in reply to other tweets) read top to bottom, Timeline tweets (i.e. someone making a 5-part rant) read bottom to top.
>>338055506
>No internet
>No electricity
>>338055506
How is the internet and club scene on this island.
Yeah.
>>338050198
I wouldn't be surprised if Minecraft was their adolescence game that they get nostalgia for.
>>338055578
>mole tears
I don't get it
>>338055578
this guy is king faggot
i had no idea who he was until someone told me he was the little faggot boy on star trek
you can only feel bad for someone who hates himself this much
>>338055465
Then behead your PC and burn it in tires.
>>338055506
>straya
>great location
better than LA though, so you've got a point
>>338055578
There's nothing impressive about drinking your own tears
>>338055359
More like 5-6. She had to have severly fucked up with taking loans to get that far.
>>338055170
Go live in a commune faggot. Your kind will be the first up against the wall.
>>338055371
I find it pretty amazing that for how "social media" focused the world has become, that all the major platforms are total trash.
>>338055660
You do know that Minecraft was big on 4chan right?
>>338055751
Depending on where you go, college is around 20 K-40 K
>>338055657
>club scene
>>338055668
Cum
>>338054381
>All these nigs unable to recognize a pasta
>>338055506
>Australia
>>338055578
What's up with his hairs?
>>338055863
Notch love music and clubs. He's big into Dubstep and is a friend of Deadmau5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5mL9PLAtkM
>>338055839
Yeah I know, I went to university in the US for one semester before dropping out and that cost ~$2000 for classes with financial aid, not counting accomodations etc.
>>338055839
Yeah, then eventually got shat on relentlessly, until mods started cleaning things up, but that didn't stop people from calling notch out on being a lazy shit.
>>338054381
>>338054381
Just fucking kill yourself.
>>338055578
What is it with the dyed hair?
Notch didn't betray /v/, anon. You drove him away with your viral accusations
>>338056054
Proves he's a bitchboi
>>338055703
>i had no idea who he was
How old are you?
>>338056054
warning coloration
>>338049908
perfectly prepared pasta. my compliments to the chef
>>338056036
Hipsters gonna Hipst.
4chan started to hate Minecraft because it got popular. And the only thing /v/ hate more than fun, it's liking something popular.
>>338055629
It has both internet and electricity from the mainland, it's only a little way off the coast.
>>338055657
Internet would be shit, but only because....
>Australia
And he could get to any club in Brisbane quicker from that island than he could to any club in LA from his house.
Aus has a TON of tiny awesome island residences like the one I posted, they don't mean you're living out in the middle of nowhere.
>>338056141
>implying most people know who will "cuck" wheaton is
>>338054525
>not a lot of people remember this
I fucking hate this board and all you fucking newfags so goddamn much fuck off already
>>338056107
Please, fucking KILL YOURSELF
>>338056107
Who gives a fuck.
Minecraft is a shit game for autistic children and manchildren.
Notch is a lazy fat fuck who promised something way greater than he ever could have accomplished, and somehow people fell for the hype
>>338056273
Was that the Spore guy?
>>338056306
Actually I suspect a small percentage of manchildren on /v/ fell for the hype, whilst millions of kids just enjoyed it for what it is.
>>338056204
Bro. I work in a inuit village. I have 6000 ms ping. We use wireless modems that connect to a satellite.
You think you know about awful internet? I was hired by it. I can barely watch youtube at 240p
>>338056404
no, that's will wright
>>338056189
t. Newfag
>>338053224
Not yet.
>>338056289
I've been browsing 4chan since 2005 and reddit since 2008. You kill yourself, faggot.
>>338056452
>I work in a inuit village
so get a better job you moron
>>338046902
Not anymore
>>338056479
t. guy who been here 8 years
>>338056463
Wrong Will , whoops.
>>338056107
It's the same story every time some celebrity leaves 4chan or kills himself. These people came to 4chan willingly, knowing how things work around here, then as soon as they gain some more popularity their skin softens up and they can't take the assholeness anymore.
>>338056306
What hype? I got into minecraft because of my friends and played for years. I never payed attention to any hype. I've learned from spore.
>>338056510
>I've been browsing 4chan since 2005
I seriously doubt that.
>reddit since 2008
I don't doubt this.
Fucking end your life.
>>338041895
He was depressed before he became rich. He might be unbelievably rich but he's lonely, and still depressed. Depression doesn't just go away.
>>338050198
People don't defend Notch, they just enjoy his shitting on Twitter and would rather agree with Notch than Polygon.
That is never new, journalist hatred has been prevalent ever since IGN was big enough to get bribed. Remember their review of God Hand?
>>338056553
Pays 75 K for shitposting on 4chan and watch the Wire currently.
>>338056480
disgusting.
a literal stick.
>>338056706
what do you even do? process whale meat?
>>338053258
Baneposting while annoying and slightly cancerous, was not really all that
Then it turned into "meme magic"
And meme magic posting is just fullblown cancer, beyond cancer, it's quite possibly the worst thing this site has ever produced
https://rbt.asia/mu/thread/S64733977
EXHIBIT A
>>338056608
>doesn't even understand how t. works
You literally just implied that I've been here for 8 years, you dumb faggot.
>>338053616
lewdgamer if you into that stuff.
>>338056835
I do the weather and communicate with planes when they land at the airport.
Factually I watch tv shows and surf on the web or play video games.
>>338044430
>>338046741
Its to ofucking true. You can't speak your mind without fear of having your livelihood taken from you by these cunts. Fuck this world.
I wish I was as rich as Notch JUST so I can shitpost as hard as him with no fear.
>>338056675
nigger, I'm staying, and I'll always be here
think about that
>>338054061
Amount of work = amount of pay is actually very objectivist and libertarian, not conservative. Conservative is about profit margins for the CEO, not for the low level workers
>>338056897
No. I corrected your t.
>>338055170
Communists changed the name because of all the scrutiny it gets. They have dictators though, so I wouldn't call them a democracy.
>>338041617
And that's why he is a literal billionaire and you're nothing. But at least you have your 4chan cred, right?
>>338056887
Like, I don't think people get just how overrun with legitimately retarded people 4chan is now. These are people who are actually mentally deficient who sincerely believe they're just "acting" stupid.
>>338054338
she's so talented.
>>338052513
>le cake is le lie, le memes
>muh vagina
who'd have thought it would infect everyone though?
>>338057060
You did not do that.
>t. guy who been here 8 years
Fixed
There ya go, newbie.
>>338041908
> twitter shitposting takes time.
nigga has to do something while on the john
>>338055578
>Has a show where he plays board games with friends
>Producer has to teach him and a bunch of other people the rules before the show starts on top of his other tasks
>They fuck up the rules
>Will blames the producer and throws him under the bus after talking about "taking responsibility"
I mean the entire fucking point of the show is playing the fucking board game how could the players themselves not learn how to play on their own? There isn't a fucking script to learn instead it's the rules of the fucking game.
That and his show was performed on a porn couch.
>>338057164
Wrong, she is really shitty with the violin.
Ugh, my ears.
>>338054346
>YOU OWE ME MONEY BECAUSE I'M A FAILURE AT LIFE
what the FUCK
>>338056695
I'm playing the worlds smallest violin. Cost a cool $1 billion.
>>338056887
meme magic is the greatest thing ever though
>>338057052
>Amount of work = amount of pay is actually very objectivist and libertarian
wrong. Objectivism/libertarianism is about mutual, non-coercive agreement for mutual gain. It doesn't matter how much work you put into something if someone will agree to buy it for a higher price than what the work itself was valued at.
That doesn't mean they don't value hard work, but it does nothing to affect the price system.
>>338057193
It's okay you did not understand what I meant. It's alright. Dont feel bad.
>>338054893
That's some pretty well done cosplay.
>>338057320
— someone who is actually retarded but thinks he's just "acting" stupid
>>338055578
>drinking his own tears
>>338055703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAqsU-BY58w
>>338057332
>if I keep pretending as if I did it right, then I did it right
t. retarded faggot
>>338054338
THICKER
>>338053378
>family shit shack uses contact paper as the kitchen ceiling, some door frames are only half finished and holes in the wall are covered by tape
>yet still more comfy than uncle's ikea display
It's off putting to even see dishes in the sink at his house. Shame my other wants to become ikea as well, already converted the living room. What ever will I do without those horrendous blue metal kitchen cabinets?
>>338047714
In Australia you can claim lottery winnings anonymously. I would take the winnings and just never tell anyone about it. Pretend I started a business or have a job and just sit around playing video games all day.
>>338055369
How does this person continue to exist? Beyond that how does this person keep their job? There is like two requirements to review games. Be able to play games and spew your opinion. This person is failing at a minimum of half their job.
>>338041441
He's not depressed anymore?
>>338057575
Painfully obviously created and upvoted by MRAs
>>338057713
What a faggot. I hope he ends up killing himself.
>>338041441
Depressed Billionaire or not, this is the funniest shit i've read all day.
>>338057713
Being depressed =/= lacking capacity for banter
Source: me
>>338057009
The worst part is the fact the home life and work life isn't tolerated anymore. I'm a very strong proponent of work stays at work and home stays at home. The two do not and should not cross in any way.
I've been through interviews where the person interviewed me literally asked me for my Facebook because they couldn't find one for me. Every time it happens I tell them that my private life is private and they all give the same measured pause before moving on. I never get a call back from the ones who ask.
>>338057530
Sure bro. Sure :)
>>338051507
LOL threads are cancer.
Sleepover threads are roleplaying cancer.
/pol/ is cancer
You make some good points. But hating Notch has never been justified.
>>338054338
Jeez you forget how small Asians are, until the fat western pig stand next to them.
>>338056953
Being paid a lot for living alone and being able to browse the internet? Sounds like a dream job.
Shame about the internet, but can you play vidya at least?
>>338046650
I dislike him because according to his original laid out goals minecraft is only like 47% done. I dont like or trust people who say they will do something then just dont. Its one thing if you cant do something. Its another when you chose not to.
>>338058056
It's bullshit. Employers these days don't understand that some people want to keep their personal lives private.
>>338058279
I'm leaving in November. After 4 years, the toll on the social part of my brain is just too big.
>>338058274
LITTLE
Basic income is a thing that needs to exist.
>>338058279
I can play vidya as much as I want.
>>338058436
I don't know what meme you're doing. The Louis CK one? I forgot how that goes. Probably because it isn't funny.
>>338047168
wow those people are being jerks, I bet they want to hold the guy down and force him to watch the film
>>338058454
It's called social security.
Notch is pretty cool
>>338054346
>sublime text
ok notch. you aight by me
>>338055657
Eyo anon do you have the source for that picture?
I tried iqdb and google search, but for god knows why it comes up with netflix and chill garbage
>>338058598
What? That's not basic income at all. Basic income is for ALL citizens. Not just the old.
There are two versions of basic income. The first is when the government writes you a check just for being a citizen. Enough so that if you have even basic budgeting skills who can live off of.
The second is the better of the two. Its where they say all citizens should make say 38k a year. No mater the job that citizen works so long as they work. Are you a janitor making 12k a year from your job? The government will send you 26k in the mail. Now its not about the job you work but the fact that you are working. Everyone gets enough to live and all is good.
>>338059080
Here in Canada, we have social security. If you lose a job or dont have one, you get paid slightly lower than the minimum salary
>>338046896
It seems he posted asking for advice here before reddit. In the mind of people without anything in life... /v/ made minecraft entirely.
>>338059027
It's from a documentary on Grasshoppers in Australia and Locust.
Not sure of the source.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uURqcI08IC4
Notch could literally change the world if he wanted to.
>>338056637
this, look at yandaredev, poor fucker didn't deserve what he got
>>338059080
people are to shitty of a creature for communism to work just let go breh
>>338041441
wish i could be as succcesful and happy as him :'<
>>338041441
It's funny how based Notch became ever since he sold his garbage game.
It is even more funny how much /v/ started hating him at the same time but claims that it isn't out of jealousy.
>>338059323
2.2 billion is nothing.
>>338059561
That's not even what he made off Minecraft's sales, that's just what Microsoft gave him in exchange for it.
>>338059561
he didn't say for the better
>>338059648
Sure. And he cant change the world with that.
>>338059561
>2.2 billion
That's how much dicks your mom sucked.
That's a lot.
>>338041617
>>338041895
>>338041908
All you fags need to remember he's a fucking billionaire. Not millions, billions! He doesn't fucking care about you or anything and he's more successful than any of you fuckers will ever be. I'm not defending him, I'm just pointing out how stupid and little the hate he gets it. He could fucking eat little nigger children's hearts and that wouldn't change anything about how much he could fucking care for your envy fueled hate. Respect where respect is due - he made a nice burn. Even if he's a fucking jew.
>>338058092
Topkek.
>>338059561
Hey, that's like two whole stealth bombers.
>>338059710
I'm fairly certain he can. The pseudo-intellectual cynic act doesn't work with such a large quantity of money.
>>338059748
My mom cant have sucked 2.2 billions of dicks.
Even if she took 1 second by dick and never stopped, it would take 70 years to suck 2.2 billions of dick.
My mother is not even 60. So it's literally impossible that she sucked 2.2 billions dick.
>>338046746
Because a woman divorcing a man for his money has nothing to do with blue haired crazy women that hate men?
Who the fuck are you?
>>338059937
>implying she can't fit 5 dicks at the same time
>>338059906
>such
2.2 Billions is not that large. You have trillionaires. The best you can do is buy a small country or start a war somewhere.
>>338041895
He has already done all of that. The trouble is that he has no actual friends. Just people who like him for his money, even his wife left him.
honestly if i was notch i would made /v/ mansion a reality.
this and hookers so much hookers.
>>338060041
Bro. She would would have died of starvation, exhaustion and fatigue after even 1000. Stop saying impossible things about my mom.
>>338047168
>look at video
>39k likes
>2 dislikes
Every day i get reminded that they're just a loud minority.
Every day i get reminded that nobody worth shit listens to them.
>>338060263
That mean she even sucked the space-time continuum.
What a whore.
>>338041617
He may be a fat bald cuck, but he's still a baller billionare who has amounted to more than you ever will sitting here crying.
>>338060227
>not spending it on making your bigender furry waifu real.
>>338054408
Any scientific or "artistic" elite that want a cultural revolution are aiming to become the new political class, moron. As is any two bit ghetto dweller who is jealous of anyone with slightly more in life than them.
notch is using his money, influence and pop-culture pervasiveness all wrong.
he should be kicking it with grimesy
>>338059807
>h-he's so rich he doesn't need to care about people, y-you are just jealous
>spend all his time shitposting on twitter trying to get reaction out of people
>in fact the only reason we are talking about him in the first place
uh-uh
>>338060374
You cant suck the space time continuum. That's not how it work. Have you not seen Interstellar?
>>338060549
hnnnng
MORE GRIMETH FEET PLS
>>338060227
>/v/ mansion
>hookers, 3d women
>not gynoids
fucking normalfags
>>338060549
>Piss bottle underneath her desk
Wow Grimes really is autistic, ain't she?
>>338052454
Hey, Karl, I suggest you look at China, Russia, and Venezuela to see what Marxism actually looks like when jealous, self-righteous, economically ignorant fucktards like you get their way.
>>338048114
Are you seriously suprised it was a female?
>>338060731
breh if i could use all that money to make futa horsecock draenies a reality i would do it in a heartbeat.
Ok, /v/ real talk now. I've recently bought Das Keyboard. Will I be able to create something as cool and retarded as minecraft, make billions and be sad like Notch?
I am a skilled programmer.
>>338059561
Yeah that's pocket change, you fucking piece of shit.
>>338060967
is das ps/2 or usb?
>>338060628
>she did the impossible
holy fuck
>>338061035
I am using USB now. Should I change for ps/2?
>>338061120
ps/2 is objectively superior if the motherboard has a socket for it
usb is "universal"
ps/2 sends an interrupt to computer
usb polls computer to give it command which can sometimes hang like any usb input
>>338049936
But now he has money. He could go door to door and punch those autists in the face
>>338061013
Pocket change or not. 2.2 billions is nothing to change the world with.
>>338052443
And also all but white-washing away the original cast.
His argument was that they were supposed to do a passing-the-torch thing but with key actors and writers gone or not brought back on it just looks like a soulless cash-in.
But of course all the SJWs think that if you don't like the idea of an all female cast you're sexist. All the while forgetting they had a female on the team in the first place.
>>338049908
>boo fucking hoo. this site doesn't suit me and my tastes!
Why don't (You) to a site that's better for you, like Tumblr?
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