>The Vault Dweller
>Muh Vault is dying, boo hoo
>The Chosen One
>muh village is dying boo hoo
>The Lone Wanderer
>Muh dad left me, boo hoo
>The Sole Survivor
>Muh son got kidnapped and wife got killed, boo hoo
>The Courier
>Ok, Who is the cocksucker in the checkered suit that shot me!
The Courier is the best Fallout protagonist. You can't prove me wrong
>>338035824
Only protagonists from canon games count anon.
>>338035824
>The Sole Survivor
>Muh son got kidnapped and wife got killed, boo hoo
To be honest, that's a pretty good reason to be sad.
>>338035824
>The Courier
>A guy in a checkered suit shot me, boo hoo
>>338036821
>collects life insurance
>no kid to take care of
I don't get it. I guess you look at the glass half empty
>>338036876
This. Also:
>>338035824
>The Sole Survivor
>Ok, Who is the cocksucker who killed my wife and kidnapped my son!
It works both ways
>>338036980
I know you're joking, but still.
>>338037173
Joke about this!
*Unzips dick*
>>338037351
I can't joke about something I can't see
>>338037351
Why do you have a zipper on your dick?
>>338037351
I would if I had a microscope see it
>>338036876
This.
>>338036641
New vegas is more cannon then any of the bethesda games
