why havent you unlocked them yet /v/
Keeping my Wii U offline until I can hack it.
because im waiting for the kpop characters
Now that they're getting popular, I wonder if they'll get more vidya related appearances.
>>338023826
Because they're overrated and pretty much the definition of meme metal. I find it hilarious how much you people will shit on metal, but then praise a band that is in the genre you hate just because it has "cute girls."
>>338024078
is lifelike sweaty preteen face possible with the GTX 1080?
>>338023826
If they werent real life anime waifus nobody would care about this shit.
Ladybaby is objectively better.
>>338023954
Japan hates Korea, so you may be waiting for a while.
Marry-Fuck-Kill
>>338024496
Marry Su
Marry Yui
Marry Moa
kill gaijin
>>338025289
are they in the bullet club?
I'm gonna marry Yui!!!
I find hilarious how buttmad are metalfags over them.
>>338025473
>>338025508
this should be posted on /mu/
>>338025621
>not liking Ladybaby
what's wrong with you is the more pressing question
>>338023826
How old are they?
>>338025621
get a load of this buttmad metal faggot
Reminder that Su is legal
>>338025473
The metalfags are upset because hypocritical memesters like Babymetal because of their kawaii nonsense instead of the actual quality of their music. And no, I think there are lots of good Japanese female musicians.
>>338025697
no
>main face of the group is the ugliest
why
>>338025621
Moa is 16
Suzi (the hot one) is 18
Yui is 16
>>338025697
they were legal in my country since babymetal started
>>338025621
>>338025705
But why hate?
I don't get why people hate this stuff
Do people actually want their artists to be recognized by a big public?
>>338025934
i fapped to them in my country since they started
they seem very suspiciously massively advertised in a short time
there's gotta be hundreds or thousands of up-and-coming bands all over the world, so why them?
>>338025864
/v/ is shit taste central
no surprise
>>338026095
how does Su keep her hair so wet and stuck to her perfect creamy face like that?
also will the GTX 1080 be able to reproduce her hair and glistening wet skin with full tessellation enabled?
>>338025508
Oh shit Rob Zombie knows what's up.
>>338024312
Tell that to Falcom, nigga.
>>338026052
You should have said it in 2014.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro-_cbfdrYE
Su is best.
>>338024165
Baby metal is hardly metal so there's no cognitive dissonance with disliking metal but liking this pop garbage.
>>338023826
He one in the center should wash her hair once in a while. Fucking disgusting
>>338026221
because she's a miracle of the universe.
>>338023826
But I did? The event course for it was even on the easy side for event courses.
Ice Climber level was solid though.
>>338024078
what type of ERSB raiting would their NISA fan service game get?
>>338025942
No, I want them to be GOOD.
>>338025848
What the fuck is wrong with her ears
>>338025289
>Moa's hand placement.
Damn, she just casually claimed whoever that girl is. How is she so alpha?
>>338025508
>their music makes me kill things
So, their music is metal
>>338023826
I saw them live last week here inDetroit.It was a really good show.
But I got them the very day they became available, as I do with all Mystery Mushrooms.Except Fighter Fly, fuck that one.
>>338026774
>>338025587
brb
>>338026980
They're her best asset
>>338025508
Rob is such a cool guy, man
>>338027227
i thought it was her delicious arms?
>>338027067
jerry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkkRVjdq62U
>>338027270
Well you thought wrong!
>>338025508
He has good taste.Boh is best girl, though.
>>338027304
you're right, its actually her upper thighs
>>338027283
What's with the Japanese fondness of singing so nasally? It sounds very shallow.
>>338027083
Is there something wrong with her teeth?
not sure if it's the angle or if there's actually something fucked up
>>338025621
Maybe they didn't fell for the corporate casted band that plays a lifeless sad excuse of music with a gimmick.
Listening to baby metal is only one step above listening to current years muricas idol winner.
which one got that sex video
>>338027384
shes still growing anon, her 2nd set are just coming in
>16 year old metal jailbait
is this heaven?
>>338027384
http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/why-japanese-women-go-for-fake-crooked-teeth
Read and dispair
>>338027440
too bad they had to pixelate it since it was filmed in japan
>>338027524
Despair, shit.
>>338027524
what a gr8 little culture
>>338027598
>meanwhile in america, "fat acceptance" is actually a thing
Don't throw stones in glass houses, anon.
>>338025289
What is going on with the hand situation.
I assume they aren't throwing the horns.
>>338027598
american ''''''''''''culture'''''''''''''''
These girls ever do any sexy photoshoots?
>>338027710
>>338027809
you seem to think i was being sarcastic.
i want to lick every inch of su-su's perfect sweaty body
>>338027710
Getting fat for the aesthetics is very very limited, as is fat acceptance. Nobody likes fat people, not even the fat people themselves.
>>338027779
it's fox sign you degenerate
>>338027779
>>338027997
its the turkish mafia sign, which the Kliq used in WWF and NWO and now the Bullet Club use it, which is a popular New Japan Pro Wrestling group
>>338027997
>>338028129why not just throw the horns tho
>>338028183
because nobody does that, and the bullet club are literally globally known, much more in japan itself
>>338028278
it's known as Muto's sign in Japan
>>338028278
>because nobody does that
Fuck, I was in a stadium full of nobodies 2 months ago in Tacoma.
Somebody should tell literally every rock and metal fan ever that they should switch to some dumb japanese wrestling fox thing.
I wish they come again to my country
http://youtu.be/ikZ6BhkH2V0
If I recall correctly, the girls throw that fox sign because their manager couldn't make them understand how to throw proper horns, they had no idea of what was he talking about.
>>338028515
>I was in a stadium full of nobodies
>metal fans
You walked yourself into this, bro.
>>338028515
>fox thing
i already told you, nash, hbk, razor and triple H were doing it in the mid-90s after a tour to turkey and seeing mafia members showing the sign
then it got popularized, now the bullet club members use it
also nobody cares what your non qtpi band does
>>338028718
It's partly because of the whole "fox god" thing. And because he wants them to be somewhat family friendly since it's "Baby" metal so thought promoting devil horns might not be cool for little kids.
Although, then in one concert, he had Su get crucified live on stage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqGA4mpfmLk
>>338028718
Nobody is that stupid, anon.
>>338027524
>>338028878
I mean, why would a "metal" band ever use the sign for heavy metal when they could use a dumb fox sign
>>338028878
>nash, hbk, razor and triple H
Who?
Do you guys throw horns with the thumb between the middle two fingers or at a right angle to the middle fingers.
>>338029067
First is casual, second is formal.
>>338028878
It's a kitsune sign, you colossal faggot you. If there is something more irrelevant than metal fans, that would be wrestling fans.
>>338029063
HHH, Kevin Nash, Shawn Michaels, Scott Hall and X-pac
you complete fucking waste of life
>>338029067
I literally can't do the second form, for some reason my hand starts hurting like hell within seconds
>>338029269
Why do you have a picture of the dudes that unload trucks at the warehouse down the street.
>>338029269
>He doesnt know the reasons behind babymetal's fox sign
>He's a wrestling fan
Please refrain from commenting on this thread and lurk moar
>>338029269
>Knows who those faggots are
>calls others "a waste of life"
JUST
>>338029269
Who? Is it rasslin?
ITT: /v/ discussing edgy hand signs made by little girls in a metal concert tailored for mass appeal by some, by now, very rich nippon music industry businessmen.
>>338029132
nobody cares about the nippon version
the Ülkü Ocakları is what they saw, while in Turkey, which is actually a Wolf, so fuck off
>>338025473
The problem is simple. They're a pretty mediocre band that is popular not for being good, but because they're cute Japanese girls.
>>338029373
Are you retarded?
>>338029368
>edgy hand signs
Pastor, I appreciate the interest in my life, but you're 94 years old, and should be in bed right now.
>>338029373
>nobody cares about the nippon version
SPOILERS: They are japanese girls
>>338029347
i will comment in my thread if i want to thank you
now lets get back to talking about delicious su-su and how she will never put her kitsune inside you
>>338025508
Based fucking rob zombie
fox sign appeared in Genji Monogatari, written in 10th centry in Japan.
it's long before your NWO or Turk shit, retard
>>338029525
Now if only he actually produced any decent content ever.
babymetal a cute!
CUTE!
>>338025473
They are the CoD of metal bands
>>338029478
they've been relevent for like 2-3 years
the Bullet Club has been relevent in NJPW (which is still considered real over there and known nationwide) and doing it longer than that
what do you think they know, some fucking old hack wrestler in NJPW doing it 20 years earlier, or the biggest pop culture icons in japan thats transcended outside to the rest of the globe
>>338029548
the turkish mafia is based on a wolf, which is objectively better than a fox
>>338027779
>>338027997
>>338028968
they're leicester fans
>>338029684
I thought it's Metallica
>>338025363
underrated.
>>338029689
Shut the fuck up, nobody cares about your gay sweaty men in colorful underwear caressing each other.
>>338029689
You are a persistant shithead, gotta give you credit.
>>338029881
>being mad that sweaty su-su caresses yui and moa while they all wear colorfull underware while practecing fox signs oneachother
If anyone wanted to know the reason why wrestling faggot were kicked out of /sp/ into their containment board, you have been given a small taste.
>>338029473
>he actually believes this has somewhat of a hidden meaning besides "tests in our peer group showed that it would generate interest if you make some weird handsigns"
Holy shit, sometimes i think it must really be nice to be 12 again.
>>338030000
>>338030000
>>338030000
>>338030000
>colorfull
>underware
>practecing
>>338030171
Are you literally a 56 year old suburban housewife from the south?
"edgy handsigns"
Are you also worried about the satanic cults cause by D&D too?
>>338029761
Su desperately needs ear pinning surgery
>>338030321
>>338029473
Failing at samefagging that hard.
I bet you hide your cradle of filth shirt under your jacket when you go to school because you think it's too sinister for other people to see
>>338030668
I disagree
but she's not Korean
>>338030756
Samefagging?
Dude, I readily admit to both of those being made. Thought you might need that point made twice, since you're obviously a bit impaired in that area.
But seriously, you are a naive idiot. Hate to say it, but it's literally the current year. Get with the times, grandpa.
>>338030819
is she from hiroshima?
it says hiroshima on the card
>>338026052
Its because they actively tried to gain foothold outside of japan. Which worked. Inside japan they arent really big.
>>338030853
>get with the times in current year
Yeah you right im old and rather die than mixing up with pretentious millenials
>>338030819
Nobody said she was, did they?. You can tell easilly enough from not looking too plastic. What are you trying to say?
>>338030902
Yes
>tfw murica killed tons of qts like Nakamotos
>>338030960
Yeah, them damn young people with their am radio and the silly mini-phones.
Although, I'm proud of you for being able to use a computer.
>>338031084
>>338030960
I'm pretty sure you're both just maymaying each other for no apparent reason.
>>338025508
Nice.
>>338030668
ew
>>338031161
Welcome to 4chan.
First time?
>>338031161
>for no apparent reason
It's called crippling autism, anon.
>>338031232
First time seeing someone as retarded as themthis week?
Yes
>>338025508
metal faggots BTFO
>>338025508
SAVAGE
Have they made any new tracks since their first album?
What are the odds of them being virgins?
>>338031307
Funny when the artists are more tolerant than their fans. I wish the Vidia industry would take note.
>tfw got babymetal concert tickets but noone to go with
guess i'll go alone then...
>>338031707
>leaving the basement
Servers you right
>>338030000
Erotic quads
>see babymetal thread on /v/
>Su images 80%
>Yui images 20%
>Moa images 0%
everytime
Babymetal come to Mexico again pls
>>338031307
But to be fair, that's Rob Zombie.
Pretty sure Bruce Dickinson shit all over them for being manufactured pop.And he's right
>>338031776
>giving a shit about anyone but Su
>>338024312
they hate zainichi.
>>338031589
they released 2nd album on April
>>338031776
THIS JUST IN: PEOPLE DON'T LIKE POSTING THE UGLY ONE
I honestly love babymetal, it makes me laugh when diehard metal fans try to shit on them when all their favourite metal bands and artists love them too.
>>338031851
Fuck you
>>338031589
shut the fuck up onsokumaru
>>338031948
Su Metal best babby
>>338031589
Just released a new album last year.
>>338031878
How was I in Japan for all of April and missed that?
Time to listen
>>338025473
Metalheads are so autistic over it, it's hilarious.
https://youtu.be/huz5sr3kyVU?t=49s
>>338031820
whatever
![1061030-tgs_uglyone[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/A6YWVvJ.png "1061030-tgs_uglyone[1].png")
>>338031887
>hating on The Ugly One
>>338023826
I actually feel pretty bad for baby metal.
It's clear they don't write the songs, they are just there because they are kids.
Even the regular videos where they are dressed up in costume on the bus or train and doing cute stuff looks so forced.
>>338032072
>implying Halford can make an objective review of adorable girls in pretty dresses
Ten bucks says he bought one for himself.
Also, he can't sing anymore so fuck him..
>>338031820
What when, source?
what did he mean by this?
>>338032023
>mfw I was in Japan last February
>mfw I could have meet with Onso if I went there two months later
>>338024078
The only reason I know they exist at all is because I was looking up some rock band 4 DLC and their name caught my eye.
I kind of hate that I'm getting addicted to their music but at the same time I felt the same way about vocaloids when I played project diva for the first time and I eventually learned to just accept it so I'm sure i'll get there at some point with these girls too.
>>338032524
You dodged a bullet there, anon.
>>338032382
Recent interview.
The one called su talks about how Maiden wouldn't meet with them for photos, even though they'll be sharing a stage later.
>>338023826
>tfw you liked Takayoshi Ohmura before Baby Metal's worldwide fame
https://youtu.be/SwAHC-FoEK8
>>338032571
>source is my ass
>>338032764
Look it up, fuccboi
>>338032609
Congratulations.
>>338032571
Post a link
>>338032801
lel
>>338032806
Thanks. I'm fully aware of the hipster meme.
https://youtu.be/W9uqFNYA1UM
>>338031307
Didn't even deny that it's jpop and not metal.
>>338025473
>>338025508
I don't get how someone can get butthurt about this
I mean it's just fuckin music. Good shit's good shit and bad shit's bad shit, if you don't like the popular thing you find your own thing don't you?
Then again I get the feeling this is the same kind of person that just spends their whole day shitting on boy bands instead of just acknowledging it's not for them and ignoring them while they enjoy what they enjoy.
That all said the mental image of Rob Zombie paling around with an idol group is hilarious
>>338031776
w-was she going in for a kiss there?
>>338032978
>90% of metal bands have less energy than Jpop band.
>>338032561
just wait till you start accepting being a girl :3
>>338025508
Rob is BASED as fuck. I'm a metalhead, and I fucking love Baby Metal. Metal has had theatric components forever, whether it was Ozzy biting the heads off of bats, or Alice Cooper's over the top stage shows. I put Baby Metal on the same level as Gwar. The music isn't the best, but the whole concept is amusing and worth paying attention to.
>>338026850
>NISA
they'd say it was AO and then cut out anything "offensive" to western audiences while renaming Su to some kind of inappropriate joke.
>>338025508
BTFO
>>338033196
>I put Baby Metal on the same level as Gwar
>>338032524
How'd you like it?
>>338033031
Cause it threatens their image I guess. You have people hating them just cause they're cute girls.
>>338032828
Gotta be fake.
Everytime Dickinson trashes someone, he lets everyone know. Not to mention that Maiden have played with way more out there J-Rock acts before.
>>338033220
what type of innuendo names would su-su have?
and would the game be a VN that takes place back stage of one of their concerts in which su-su has a sore throat and you must help her find something to soothe it with?
>>338032978
Good, because according to him most modern metal bands suck anyways.
>>338033282
Best girl
>>338032132
There is a difference between you're one man musician that does everything themselves (which is a myth, every musician has a team of producers behind them) and an entertainment machine designed to make money. BabyMetal is just another entertainment machine produced by the idol culture of japan, but what is interesting about BabyMetal is that they seem to have a lot of talented people on board, the three front girls included, that have produced something more than standard idol crap. I heard BabyMetal's latest album had collaborators from other popular metal bands and the shows I've seen on youtube look really well designed. The band isn't doing anything new, outside its school girl gimmick, but the songs are very good introductions to the various metal styles. Its still all pop garbage, but at least its well produced pop garbage.
>>338033401
Stig? I agree.
>>338033452
Grimes doesnt have a team of producers, she is the producer
Doesn't this game still not have Luigi?
>>338033491
That's not what I meant.
>>338033158
this interview was fucking cute
interviewer guy did good job
>>338033158
>tfw you suffer the derision of high-energy-privileged individuals
https://youtu.be/trcH_0IULo0
>>338033571I know
>>338033568
luigi has been in it for a while im fairly certain, or atleast there was a hidden mushroom that made mario tall and lanky and able to jump/float
>>338033158
Well, 90% of the famous metalheads are geriatric material, so it makes sense that seme japanese teens would have more energy
>>338032132
>Even the regular videos where they are dressed up in costume on the bus or train and doing cute stuff looks so forced.
Thats their part in the band. They don't expect to make music or write lyrics, their job is to perfect the choreography, sing the parts, and maintain the image. I do believe they have some influence on the creative process as making music is a collaborative activity.
>>338033401
stig-chan is my waifu
>No Baby Metal Rule 34
>>338025508
Lol. Because rob zombie has so much "metal" cred. The guy is quite literally a sideshow act.
>>338032132
i bet thats not the only thing they're forced to do
they've probably been trained enough to lay there silent without resistance
>>338033750
>>338023826
Nips are so cute
>>338033778
Lay where?
>>338032186
Really? I thought Redeemer of Souls was a fucking awesome album, and I get a little hard every time I hear Halls of Valhalla.
If you're going to pick on Halford for anything, I'm surprised you didn't go for his extreme commitment to having cocks in his ass.
>>338033750
what are the chances for lots of stig doujins at C90?
>three japanese idols sing j-pop while a metal band dressed like ghosts plays in the background
this is such a stupid fucking gimmick but it surprisingly works.
>>338033853
>chinks
>cute
>>338032609
Ohmura is god desu. I saw Baby Metal just to see him.
>>338033775
You know who's a sideshow act?
You're mom
>>338034112
OH SHIT
>>338031045
Literally dropped leaflets says "This place is going to explode."
The only people who died were diluting the gene pool with their inferiority.
>>338034062
Mikio is better though
>>338034112
Brootal
>>338025442
Yui is my Yuiverse!
>>338034112
HEEEEEEEEY YEAAAAAHHHH I'M THE ONE THAT YOU WAAAAAWWWWNTEEEED
HEEEEEEEYYYYY YEAAAAAHHHH I'M YO SUPABEESTAAAHH
Why are metal fans so mad? I thought they billed themselves as surprisingly peaceful nerds?
Also, what happens when the Baby Metal members grow up? Is there like a retirement farm for them?
>>338034347
>Is there like a retirement farm for them?
Prison.
>>338033941
He pretty much said that with the dress comment. He didn't need to outright say anything about dicks because that would've been an even easier target.
>>338034347
JAV
>>338034347
Oh, they're put out to pasture alright. Permanently.
>>338034445
We can only hope
>>338024078
imagine her smell after a concert
>>338033775
>implying the sideshow isn't an integral part of metal. Go to a show. fucking kerosene pots launching 50 foot fireballs, Drum kits on flipping tracks. Leather and spikes. Straight jackets, lether masks.
Rob produces great music, and has since the early days of White Zombie. He just incorporates the shit that he's into. He loves horror films and everything that goes with them. His most recent tour had 3 haunted houses as part of the venue. He's directed and produced 7 horror films. It's just part of what he loves.
>>338028718
Almost, one of them did the horns incorectly when she was like 10 since she didn't know what devil horns sign was and it's cought on with fans and staff members and became their ''symbol''.
>>338034445
>>338034060
No need to be racist
Nips are pretty cute
>>338033568
It had Luigi since launch bruh.
>>338034506
would it smell like anon's bedroom after watching fan shot sumetal videos that crop everything out except her zoomed in close with his door locked for several hours?
>>338034531
Rob zombie please go
These girls used to be stuck doing openings for other bands. Just a week ago I saw them do an actual full set live at Playstation Theater in New York. They're getting popular super fast considering that Gojira has been in the same situation for a longer time and only recently have they been allowed to headline shows.They had a SFV setup at the venue
>>338031045
That's Su's older sister on the left right? Good lord those hips
>>338027067
You thought so? I went to see them in Philly. It was pretty awful. Maybe I thought that because of the autists trying to sing along when they clearly don't speak Japanese.
>>338034687
>These girls used to be stuck doing openings for other bands.
What do you mean?
>>338034531
>He's directed and produced 7 horror films.
Really? I only remember four, the two Halloween reboots and those two movies with the stupid family of Texas Chainsaw knockoffs.
The clown guy was good, at least.
Ive been to a number of metal gigs and generally everyone gets along and follows some basic crowd etiquette.
I also went to a black eyed peas gig with an ex-gf and it was rough as shit because there were loads of middle aged drunken white women trying to barge their way to the front and generally being asses. To the point where I shoved a women backwards with full force. hahaha
>>338034657
I don't think Su smells like gallons of semen, piss bottles and shit buckets after a concert.
>>338034669
I so wish I was Rob Zombie. Fucking Sheri, driving moded out funny cars designed by the same badass that made the Munster's car and the Adam West Batmobile. Hanging out with Sid Haig. Fuck. I went the wrong way with my life.
>>338032420
Link?
>This new album
Oh hell yeah
>>338034867
There was the witch movie. Lords of salem? I think? It was not good, lots of shock value, but not very good.
>>338034897
do they allow anon appreciation activities after concerts backstage?
>getting triggered over cute girls
I knew Metal fans were faggots.
>>338034829
They did Gaga's opening act once.
2 or 3 years ago.
>>338034867
There's also the Haunted World of El Super Beasto, The Lords of Salem, and 31.
>>338034960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRb4YEer0_A
>>338034960
fucking pirate scum
>>338034347
>Why are metal fans so mad?
Metal fans are idiots. Of course they'd get mad.
>>338035163
Yeah that's what I was listening to when I made that post.
