You can live this life
>>338012779
>tfw no japanese gf to play vidya with all night and spoon all day
Says who
I always admire how tidy and organized those shut-ins can be despite having a lot of stuff. Also, looks kinda roomy
>tfw no game-obsessed introvert to be in the same room with me while we ignore each other and focus on games before 3am cuddles and sleep.
>>338012779
Aren't those subtitles confirmed to be fake?
>>338012954
>>tfw no game-obsessed introvert to be in the same room with me while we ignore each other and focus on games before 3am cuddles and sleep.
I know there are a lot of girls who want this life, I just have no idea how to meet them since we both never leave our houses
I wish living rent free and gaming all day
>>338012779
>crater face
>>338012954
If you value your stuff as much as they do, you'd probably keep things tidy as well.
>>338013053
>>/soc/
>>338013768
I've looked at it a couple times, seems like all normies or exhibitionists.
>>338012779
I already live this life, except I would hate to have a girlfriend... except her. She seems cool.
>>338012779
SMELLY
>>338012779
she has really bad acne but the TV people slathered her with makeup to make her presentable
she probably smells bad too
I do live that life though. I haven't been outside in, like, six years. Not a cute grill though.
>tfw no qt neet gf
>>338014226
You're not exaggerating right? How?
>>338013053
LOL AINT THAT THE IRONY
Probably hot/introverted cuties that actually have hygiene that would be perfect for all of us out there. Too bad we will never meet them.
>>338014139
So she probably smells like an abandoned aquarium and jock straps, she isn't 300 pounds and probably not easily triggered. There's nothing a little TLC, a shower, and some carpet fresh won't fix.
As for the acne, she'll outgrow it, most of us do.
>>338013053
If they are introverts they are probably in their room at home. All you have to do is go meet them there. Try using the window or something.
>>338012972
Yes. It says she was bullied in high school.
>>338014280
How do you think. I had a bad time at university, went crazy and haven't left my parent's house in years on account of not wanting anyone to see or hear me.
>>338014334
You're too optimistic for this board. In another year you'll be as hopeless as the rest of us.
why is she sitting on the floor, she should get a comfortable chair
>>338012779
I already do
Anybody have that FUCKED up picture of the fujoshis at some kind of manga con?
If I had someone to enable me to that life I'd do it.
>>338012779
>that face
>>338014635
I love living the NEET life, but knowing it'll end soon is crushingly depressing
>>338014549
Man, I'm having a bad time at uni too, my mental health is deteriorating. Don't want to talk to anyone or go outside, but I'm forced to. Feels bad not being able to find a job too. I feel you man.
I already do live that life. I've been a shut-in for 10 years.
>>338014774
Being unemployed sucks, I'm so bored. Video games, anime, and books can only entertain me for so long. I want a job to give my meaningless life some purpose.
>>338012779
im so frustrated i fap to high res pictures of female faces
The longer you're in the NEET life the worse it is when you have to get out of it. Trust me, I dropped out of my.sophomore year of highschool and was a NEET for 8 yearsthen I worked at taco bell for two years and hated myself even more, but then my grandparents died and left me $3mil and I'm back to living a NEET life until it runs out and I kill myself
>>338012779
>can affor tons of video games
>can't afford a chair or a decent TV to play them on
How do you guys get money to live without jobs?
>>338014961
Lucky ass. I'm broke, literally only have 30 bucks left in my wallet. I'm all alone too,no help. And no one in a 15 mile radius wants to hire me.
>>338014394
Even the scars? Looks like those are scars.
>>338012779
Been there done that, it was enjoyable but not fullfilling
>>338014921
I wish I could find something I enjoyed as much as games that I could make money doing. I would love to stream myself but I need a new PC to do that efficiently.
>Fell madly in love with pic related
>I think of her every day
>I name my characters in RPGs or any game that lets you name your character to "Aoi"
>My current DaS3 character's name is "SHiN x Aoi"
>Named my computer Aoi
>Desktop wallpaper is Aoi
>Put Aoi stickers on my tower case
>My phone's wallpaper is Aoi
>Ringtone is the instrumental version of Aoi's main song
>Bought a blue N3DS
>Pre-ordered an Aoi fig
>Recently bought a desk lamp... Picked a color blue one.
>>338014921
You're bored so you want to be a wagecuck with no time for anything.
Don't be a faggot and do something else.
>>338015060
WELLFARE!
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Most of the shitheads on 2016 /v/ are normalfags, unfortunately. It's unrelatable.
You'd have better luck posting images centered around "look at this guy with muscles and a gf and does sports and has a job and only watches Fox News" and that kind of thing.
>>338014575
im already hopeless
>>338014921
Get yourself a creative hobby. Drawing, making music, programming, modeling, you got all the time in the world just set apart 1-2 hours every day dedicated to just doing that and you'll be surprised yourself in 1-2 years at what you can.
I really envy people in your position because I have both school and job, but also want to do programming and modeling(so I can make vidya), but got only like one or two days a week where I can work on them.
>>338014961
Atlwast try to do something with that money. The more money you have the easier it is to get more
>>338015150
Never
>>338014921
>I want a job to give my meaningless life some purpose.
it will not give you a purpose, but it will give you the courage to kill yourself, and finally achieve freedom, a couple of months more and i will afford a great wine, an expensive as fuck dinner, and a gun to end all this shitty job cycle bullshit.
>>338014809
No, what really sucks is being a freak of nature and hating yourself to the point that you can't stand the idea of anyone looking at you.
I'm a "normalfag" as in I have a job that allows me to pay rent and student loans. I finished college. I've had 3 girlfriends, many friends etc etc.
But most of my free time is dedicated to playing vidya alone. Not many people on the outside know my secret
>>338012954
>I always admire how tidy and organized those shut-ins can be despite having a lot of stuff
They live in small rooms, they can't afford to not be tidy unless they want to live in a sea of trash.
>>338013053
Female introverts dont exist
>>338015405
I loathe myself too, to the point of consternating on taking my own life several times a day. All my hopes and aspirations are gone, I no longer even like any woman nor man
>>338015435
If you had any of that you're a fucking normalfag without the quotes.
>>338014921
Working at Walmart isnt going to give your life purpose. There are very few jobs out there that you will genuinely enjoy, most which you are not qualified for.
>>338014243
learn japanese
get fit
go to japan
???
profit (hopefully)
>>338015386
This guy gets it.
Being 'bored' and thinking a job will give you meaning is one of the most retarded things I've ever heard.
>>338015386
I'm not killing myself because I'm afraid of death desu, best of luck to you though
>>338015616
I'm going to take up a trade and learn to become an electrician, they're in high demand around my area. Starting this summer.
>>338015654
I guess it is retarded, I'm just bored.
>>338012779
I do that, but also paint giant robots for a living.
Living the dream.
tho I wish I was as organized as her.
>>338015160
or "hey, check out what this whacky kid does after school after algebra homework!!!!"
>>338015626
Im trying but im still stuck on the first step, it's like they designed the language to be as hard to learn as possible.
>>338015626
this is what weeboos actually believe and what no weeboo ever actually achieved
>>338012779
No I can't. I need to work to pay my bills. I wish I could live off Autism Bux and NEET it out, but some of us aren't lucky enough to be socially retarded.
>>338016070
steven segal did
>>338015609
there are just people out there that are magnitudes of normalfag beyond my comprehension, and I do not consider myself like them in any way
>>338016070
You doubt the power of high level weebs?
>>338016324
Nice boobs
>>338012779
must be painful to just sitt on the floor like that.
>>338016427
Fucking liar I don't see boobs there
>>338016352
>I do not consider
That's where you go wrong. Aren't you actively trying to make people believe you aren't one? It reminds me of those girls that would constantly point out how "random" they are. Why is it so important to fit in with a bunch of kiss less virgins.
>>338013053
For a female to even consider being a shut in she would have to be fat and/or hideous. There's no hope Anon.
>>338014921
>being a wageslav gives your life a "meaning"
dont fall for this meme. if you can live the neet life comfortably, do it.
>>338012779
how the actual fuck did she get all her shit together? i don't have nearly 1% of stuff she have and all my room is completely messed up, fuck me .
>>338016704
Truthfully, I just want to make money so I can fuel my gunpla addiction. Shit is like cocaine.
>>338012954
>american nerds are fat and live in filth.
>Japanese nerds are skinny and live in nearly organised rooms.
>>338016704
Teach me!
>>338016070
I've known guys in the US military stationed there and a guy who went there to play baseball who have said pretty much the same thing. The getting fit part is the important bit I think.
>>338014961
I'm just working till my dad dies and he leaves me with a bunch of cash like you so that I can return to the NEET life. I don't belong out here in the real world.
He's fucking healthy as shit though but he is 68, smokes cigars and drinks everyday so it shouldn't be too long now...
>>338016818
>trick the government into giving you money
>live at your parents/relatives house
>???
>profit.
>>338016816
the japs are just as bad as us.
>>338016887
>I would rather have a lazy neet life than have a living father
>>338016704
>being a wageslav gives your life a "meaning"
no. but having money to satisfy all your desires does. a job is just a way to achieve that.
enjoy your scraps, maybe you'll even convince yourself that this is all you've ever wanted
Just wonder why NEET always considered as smelly?
>>338012779
But i do
>>338012779
so, are NEETs looked down on in Japan like they are here in the US?
>>338016090
>but some of us aren't lucky enough to be socially retarded
>lucky
>>338015957
>japanese hard to learn
I love that english is my native language, imagine being native japanese and have to learn english. it sounds like a fucking nightmare
>but japanese has moon runes and shit wtf
as a fellow moon rune examiner myself, i'd say japanese is the dark souls of languages
>huge barrier of entry
>after kana and 2000 kanji you're smooth sailing
>>338017086
I havent bathed in 2 weeks
>>338015626
>learn japanese
Fuck man I only know a few spoken words but trying to learn kanji and shit is where the real barrier is.
>>338017139
what do you think?
>>338016070
I'm a jobless weeb with a relatively attractive Chinese gf. Does that count?
>>338012779
>can
I live that life.
>>338016090
>Lucky
Knowing your life was over before you even hit 20 is not what I call luck anon. I only have misery and possible complete and total breakdown facing me, you have a future so fuck you man. Fuck you.
>>338017139
take a wild guess
>>338017248
Man I gotta bathe with soap daily if I don't want to feel fucking disgusting. Hell it hasn't even been a full day and I already feel all gross and oily.
>>338016856
there's a difference between being a soldier stationed in japan and a fat weeboo NEET. most of them can't even get a job. none of them will ever have the balls or money to fly across the world to start a new life in japan.
>>338017363
Because you're either good-looking or incredibly funny and charming.
>>338017139
NEET was a term popularized in Japan. Don't you know about the Hikkomori stereotype?
>>338015135
Seek help
>>338014935
Rashid??
>>338017363
>95% make-up
>chink
>>338015147
What industries can give me lots of free time but also decent pay?
I don't want this government wagecuck job and need something to work towards
>>338017367
Hit too close anon.
>>338017086
Probably because we don't go outside often. If you don't go outside and don't interact with other people, you don't really need to be "clean" or to not stink.
Not me though, I fucking love hot baths and take one every two days. I also shave once every 4-5 days because I love the feeling of smooth skin against the bed-sheets. (Also waxed off my legs and chest)
>tfw you groom yourself for yourself despite never interacting with the opposite gender
It's a shame I can't clone myself.
>>338014961
Oh shit, you have $3mil? You should make a video game in your spare time and make even more money
it's the smart thing to do, and you don't even have to spend a dime
>>338017536
Japanese and Korean girls are 95% makeup too.
Your average east Asian is an ugly girl with full on cakeface.
>>338014961
How will you ever run out of 3 million dollars? Food, bills,games, consoles and computers can't cost you that much.
>>338017427
I'm definitely not funny or charming. Never had a gf before her. 6'4 and skinny as a rake with a permanently broken/misshapen nose from an accident as a kid. I think it's literally because I'm white.
>>338017613
No, a wiser investment would be purchasing some property and renting it out.
>>338017331
>>338017372
Don't know much about Japan so im gonna say yes?
>>338017462
Did not know about that wonder why it was popularized over there.
>>338017181
>after kana and 2000 kanji you're smooth sailing
Spoken like someone who doesn't know Japanese. 2000 kanji is just the beginning bitchboy.
>>338017675
He could even do both
>>338017181
Yeah I figured something like that but thats what keeps me going it isnt fun when you have no clue whats going on. In regards to difficulty, I mainly am talking about relative to other languages I've learned. My brain picks up Spanish and French vocabulary 2-3x faster. I mainly struggle with Kanji recognition and am trying to grind out 33 words a day.
>>338017086
I've never not bathed more than 2 days in a row
>>338017675
>having some beta bitch NEET landlord who never fixes shit and you can just bully out of paying rent
Sounds great and terrible at the same time.
>>338014961
fuck you if this is true
3 million is easily enough to start some kind of project or business, you have an opportunity most people would kill for and you're just sitting on your ass
>>338017808
Fuck you and other humans, your achievements or ambitions are ultimately meaningless and ultimately selfish.
>>338017808
>"YOU have money so why don't you do what I want to do with money?"
Nah fuck you m8, that guy is fine the way he is. If you don't like your own circumstances then work yourself to change them, he shouldn't be concerned with anything else other than making himself happy.
>>338015147
I don't understand what you faggots mean by wagecuck.
Do you seriously look down on people who have jobs while you are an unemployed loser? Because I highly doubt that most people who use the term are salaried.
>>338017936
Oh yeah buddy? Fuck you too.
>>338012972
fake as shit. the actual line is like "i got bullied, repeatedly called "creepy".
but the narration could be like that.
>>338017963
It's funny because he's giving sound advice. If anon actually had 3 million dollars, he could get even richer if he wanted.
>>338017936
I like this guy. Keep living the dream Anon.
Where are the mods to nuke these shitty threads when you need them
>>338017976
it means you're a sucker for pissing away half your life working to make your boss rich and pay taxes when you can live for free on welfare
>>338018058
that request effort.
if dude is happy with neet life - why the fuck not.
what the point having even more money?
>>338017636
that's complete crap, I am surrounded by chinks 99% of my time and I am always amazed how many cuties there is even without makeup. For one ugly chink you have 5 good looking ones. But from what I saw Jap girls are usually not that pretty compared to chinks and they have weird facial features and fucked up teeths.
>>338017936
If you really believed that you would've offed yourself already. Living a life of mindless hedonism is just playing to the primitive lizard brain nature gave you; the biggest 'fuck you' to the universe is to create something new or innovative which will eventually contribute to humanity's transcendence a la the singularity.
>wahhh humans are just dumb animals that can never achieve anything you cuck
again, if you really believe that just kill yourself now, free up those resources for actual productive use
>>338012954
Eh, we live a life like this with my girlfriend. I think the best part is I can drink beer or do whatever in the middle of the week and she doesn't give a shit. It's not all that glamorous but it's nice knowing you scored this kind of girl instead of a boring bimbo.
>>338017936
This guy gets it.
>>338018058
No he didn't give any "sound advice" he just said "start a business/make more money". Something that anyone on the streets could have told you.
My question to you is why do you think he need more money if he's already happy the way he is?
i dont understand why so many of you are obsessed with 3D, at the before minimum thinking about them and giving your mind to them for hours on end each day or outright building, basing and molding your life around them in a bid to attain them. You spend so much of your life, time, youth, money and experience chasing after them why?
What's so good about 3D that's better than Neet life with vidiya??????
>>338015626
unless you are a charismatic black person, you will be discriminated on japan.
japanese hates whites, even a latino gets more acceptance there.
>>338018142
That is fucked.
>>338017248
Ive always been able to go months without smelling bad, and people I've dated have always liked my smell.
I am confuse
>>338012779
But where would I get the money for food, bills and video games?
>>338012942
> japanese wapanese i eat any shit from thereeeeee
Pissed on this weaboo
>>338016560
>For a female to even consider being a shut in she would have to be fat and/or hideous.
Or they could just be fucked in the head.
I'll take ugly over that, at least ugly won't set your pillow on fire
>>338017936
This. The day I realized this life became a lot less stressful.
>>338018226
>if you really were a hedonist you would've killed yourself
This has got to be the most retarded thing I've read in the past week, and I've been on SJW and feminist threads for some good time now.
You have absolutely no fucking idea what you're talking about do you son? Not even that guy.
>>338018274
>I have never been to Japan and I show it.
>>338018257
This guy gets it
>>338014961
Use like 100-200k worth in stocks. You'll only gain money unless you invest in airports like a retard.
>>338017963
When Notch had his "I'm rich and lonely" meltdown this is exactly the kind of shit he was talking about. He's polite and well composed when addressing a fan of his product, and all the fan can do is mouth off bullshit while demanding entitlement money for no fucking reason. Everything Notch says, no matter what it is, is met with "BU BU BU GIVE ME MONEY YOU ARE RICH GIVE ME MONEY". Why even fucking bother interacting with people at all if this is how they're going to act?
Not really, I'd still need to work a job to pay for the vidya and to not feel like a useless piece of shit
I hate weebs. Esp 4chan weebs are most disgusting shit eaters world ever saw
>tfw I fell for the long distance relationship with a foreigner meme
Sometimes I hate myself because I imagine I am just wasting time, deteriorating my sanity and setting myself up for extreme heatbreak. And even if I did decide to break up, suddenly I'd be breaking someone else's heart. I am basically making somebody leave their home country to live with me in the future, I feel like I am ruining someone else's life too, especially if I can't provide.I just want things to work out, I just want to be happy in the end, I'm tired of all of my friend's and family harshly judging me, I'm pretty sure her parents hate me too.
Don't be like me you'll just become even more depressed than you were.
>>338012779
So what is this girl up to now?
>>338018467
So go back to your social justice forums M8.
>>338018274
Yeah, no. Japanese girls love white dudes. They also have no concept of what's attractive or not so as long as you aren't fat even you can get laid there anon.
>>338018554
I assume playing videogames
>>338012779
skills of gaming are purely worthless unless you learn a foreign language or develop something for it. drawfags are probably better and more productive than those only playing games even if they are the same type of nerds.
>>338018592
Not him, and while you're not wrong, keep in mind that the girls who love white dicks, will basically take any dick that's white.
And I'm not saying this in a "hurr all women are sluts" sense, I mean these women in particular are infamous for this in Japan, especially in Roppongi.
You want a girl to fall in love with you, she's not going to love you simply because you're white.
>>338017936
But they have meaning to YOU.
>>338012779
The fuck, she has become a fellow American?
>>338018412
You can bet your ass if I ever get rich I'll keep it a secret.
And I'll just buy myself a comfy 2-3 rooms house, not a fucking Beverly Hills mansion from an actor.
And I'll keep doing exactly what I've been doing until now, except with better food, softer bed and more consoles/video games.
Evens I kill myself, odds I don't.
>>338018226
Nearly everything you are doing right this instance or will proceed to do in the immediate future will be directly or indirectly involved in the destruction of various ecosystems around the world for your own self-gain. What a bigger 'fuck you' to the universe actually is, is allowing yourself to think you're justified in doing this, or somehow better than other or even impartial to the fact that your very existence causes needless suffering on an infinitesimal level on a daily basis.
>>338018767
It's not yet your time friend.
>>338018249
>>338018148
>>338017963
why are you so fucking mad that people are suggesting things?
Mr.Neet with a million dollars can tell us to fuck off himself, it's his money
>>338018767
>taking a 50/50 risk
Coward, this 3 is the only thing that will keep me alive.
>>338014961
>had to drop out of college because of financial aid problems
>been working in retail for nearly 9 years
>parents are starting to worry about what's going to happen when they die
>I don't want them to diebecause I love them, butwhen they do die all I'm probably going to inherit is their debt
>they know this and it is making them feel bad
On top of it they're lethargic and never want to do anything but watch TV when they're not working. Shit sucksand helped shape me into the man I am today, to be honest.
>>338018704
>that image
It holds no surprise yet it still sparks anger. Fucking bitches.
>>338018226
>the biggest 'fuck you' to the universe is to create something new or innovative which will eventually contribute to humanity's transcendence a la the singularity.
Wouldn't the biggest fuck you to the universe would be to create the anti-entropy formula?
Or maybe the universe wants that to avoid its destruction, so the real fuck you would be to speed up entropy.
>>338018704
>women
kek
>>338018164
Can I fuck her and play Cyber Lip at the same time?
>>338018349
His original statement speaks more to nihilism than hedonism. A true hedonist would almost never choose to exist in a static state, have you ever heard of the hedonic treadmill? Fuck I wouldn't even be mad if he decided to travel the world and have a bunch of drug-filled orgies or something, but just sitting in your room playing vidya all day when you could do almost anything speaks to deep psychological problems.
>>338018704
>bf doesn't even spend money on himself
>expects him to piss away his disposable income on treating her
dumb bitch
>It's a "/v/ plays depression quest" episode
>>338012779
Does japan have psychologists?
>>338018342
>This. The day I realized this life became a lot less stressful.
>less stressful
>less
Excuse me but literally how is that LESS stressful?
Every night I lie in bed filled with thoughts of how death is inevitable and when it happens I will fully cease to exist, not even able to contemplate my nonexistence because I'll no longer have conciousness. How is oblivion not fucking terrifying to you?
>>338018878
btw there's still a 3 in my post number so I'm good, thanks for playing
>>338018879
Are you me?
Except for the parentsMine died almost a decade ago
Also I just recently went back to school and amazingly I'm not fucking it up this time
>>338019039
I haven't gone outside in 9 years and all I do is play video games and browse 4chan and I perfectly happy an content
>>338016070
I did it, actually.
>love manga and video games
>moved to Japan eight years ago
>just live my life and enjoy it
>meet a guy
>he introduces me to his sister
>we get married
>we've been married for two years now and have been together for three years altogether
>our first kid is on the way
It's a good life. She's 30 but still looks 20 or so.
>>338019084
Barely
>>338019138
reeee
>>338019087
While I share the same fears and hope to achieve immortality one day, I no longer obsess over "making my footprint" in the world. I exist and that is enough for me, anything that may happen because of said existence is nothing but a bonus.
>>338012954
>ignore each other
Why would you want that? Just pay a whore if you want to be alone apart from sharing the bed for an hour.
Play together or take turns and enjoy sharing the NEET life with someone so close that parting for bathroom breaks feels unnatural.
>>338013053
Online games, you mong.
>>338016070
>implying Ken-sama didn't manage to do it
RIP in peace you glorious bastard
>>338019138
what job do you have? How did you move there first?
>>338019180
Oh no I don't care about making my footprint or anything.
I just want to do literally anything to avoid the "no longer existing" part. Brain upload into machine body, cryogenics until massive lifespan extensions, anything.
>>338018975
If playing vidya is what he enjoys doing most, and he's "If sitting in his room playing vidya all day" then yes, he's hedonistic and yes that's hedonism.
It has absolutely nothing to do with nihilism. For some reason you have hedonism painted as junkies who'll kill themselves by the time they're 30, but that's just an easy to understand and exaggerated example people use for the dangers of hedonism.
You should really read up some of Aristippus' works, or Epicurus so you can get a better idea on what hedonism is, and not just use the knowledge you get from TV. The way you're acting makes you out as someone who's upset that he's enjoying his life differently from you.
>>338019138
Wow you have a perfect life
>>338013053
I wise anon knows there are no females on the internet. An experienced anon knows on what board they are.
>>338019116
I'm sorry to hear that, anon.
It's great that you're turning your life around.
I'm not one of those idiots that thinks college is a definite end-all, be-all answer to life, but it's what I know I need to succeed with what I want to do in life. I'm keeping myself from being anything other than a loser because of my fears. That's why I left the city for college in the first place. I was facing my fears head on.I lost and now I'm a sad, broken shell of a man,but at least I still have my family.
>>338018704
I don't expect to get married any time soon, but I've been stashing away money in a separate bank in the event of something like that.
I know it's bad to not trust people, but I can't take any risk in this shitty American legal system where I'm liable to get fucked up the ass in case of divorce.
>>338019263
Right along side you man, becoming a cyborg is the dream for me.
>>338019084
They think it's bullshit.
>>338019305
>An experienced anon knows on what board they are.
Yes I do.
However I'm not nearly crazy enough to go on /cgl/
I nearly died once from a drug overdose where basically my internal organs nearly failed and my throat swelled up to a tiny hole I could barely breath through and as I lay on my bathroom floor covered in my own vomit, piss and shit I felt a strange calmness and I literally saw the white light people see, and I felt like I was clamy drifting toward it, was that what DMT is or feels like? Because I heard DMT gets released in your brain when you're about to die
>>338019349
All the 126 million?
>>338019138
Does she have a puffy vulva?
>>338018861
>mad
nobody is mad but you it seems
>>338019262
English teacher. I've been doing that the whole time, but I'm finally quitting this month and doing something different from now on. Going to take a few months off to relax.
>>338019294
Thank you.
>>338019420
Not him but it's a shame thing. Not for you, but for your family, because they think that if a person has mental problems (which stems from genetics primarily), it means you were raised badly. Not that you got a genetic bad hand, but that being raised wrong somehow did that to your dna.
And thus families don't want to admit a child has mental issues.
>>338019449
Jeff?I ask this on /trv/ all the time and everyone replies like I'm retarded.
>>338016070
They do achieve it a decent amount of the time and I hate it. They don't deserve it.
>>338019358
What did you expect if you take a profile of a typical /a/non, add female characteristics to it and fill an entire board with these entities?
>>338017963
>Actually providing paypal and DEMANDING money from someone just because you're butthurt your game isn't as popular
Holy shit you cant make this shit up
>>338019532
Oh that only scratches the fucking surface man. Even the worst /a/non has NOTHING on them.
>>338019449
ALT or Eikaiwa?
>>338012779
>Binary Domain just over her shoulder
Great taste.
m8s, how do you pay you're bills? Electricity, food, water, internet, PC parts? Don't tell me you leech of your parents
>>338019570
Female characteristics is an exponential modifier, not even god knows what the end result will be.
>>338019532
Whether online or offline women are still women.
>>338019659
Government.
>>338018794
The universe doesn't care about suffering or the environment. All it cares is that at the end of the day everything balances out. Assuming we don't destroy ourselves or just die out for some retarded reason(a big "if," I know) the ultimate goal would be to one day understand the universe at a level that we can modify it or even create a new one.
But even accepting your premise, sitting in his room all day playing vidya has a practically negligible effect on the environment compared to the shit he could get done doing almost anything else.
>>338018908
I honestly don't really get entropy and to my dumb layperson understanding it doesn't really make sense that the entropy of a given system necessarily increases to infinity. But again, being a shut-in will have a negligible effect on the progression of the system, either way.
Basically the point is, if you're so nihilist as to literally consider everything worthless, you should kill yourself. If you believe in anything, even the concept of self-pleasure, then it makes no sense not to use the maximum power afforded to you to effect some sort of change in the world, whether for your own benefit or society's. For the majority of people, the extent of that power is barely enough to sustain themselves, thus the wageslave and/or NEET life is justified. But for anyone who has familial connections, comes into a lot of money, etc. it is absolutely inexcusable and abhorrent.
>>338019659
Most hikkis live with their parents, yes.
Because in Japanese society you can't just throw family out on the street. But you certainly can't let the neighbors know your child turned out that way. So the best solution if they like to isolate themselves is create an environment where no one knows the kid exists outside the family.
>>338019659
government and parents.
I wish the government could provide me a way to commit suicide painlessly though, guns are banned in my country
>>338018704
The best thing about this text is she tries to prove she's not a gold digger and then
>If a man with disposable income meets a woman she likes, doesn't he want to treat her?
This is where she loses all credibility. It's too ingrained in her brain that women should be treated and coddled with. She's just a spoiled chick who enjoyed the mysterious type of guy but then wanted him to "man up".
>>338019437
oh fuck off
>>338018704
>GF and I always take turns paying for dates
>She was cool with me drawing NSFW art before even knowing I made money off it
>She's not a normalfag who overvalues shit like children, property and cars.
>>338019576
Eikawa. ALT is easier but the pay is less.
>>338019578
>i wonder what games she plays
>tiny text, complicated moon runes and compression artefacts everywhere
>fuck it, i wasn't that interested anyway
>look at bolded shit near the centre of the picture
>BAINARII... DOMEIN...
>uh... biohazaad... is there really a star driver game?
>well gotta make that bragging post on /v/ anyway, i didn't learn the chink alphabet for nothin
>>338019714
>I honestly don't really get entropy
Entropy: (noun) a thermodynamic quantity representing the unavailability of a system's thermal energy for conversion into mechanical work, often interpreted as the degree of disorder or randomness in the system.
The problem is that it's theoretically increasing, and if it continues to do so, then eventually would lead to the universe's heat death.
>Basically the point is, if you're so nihilist as to literally consider everything worthless, you should kill yourself.
But I'm the opposite, I'm so narcissistic that I can't fathom the concept of literally ever dying thus it utterly terrifies me that it's inevitable and paralyzes my ability to care about life knowing it'll end no matter what I do.
But I don't want to die, ever.
>>338019659
Unemployment money which the Goverment funds alongside the housing benefit which is around 70% of my rent.
Basically I'm left with 500 Dollars per month for my own personal use after my expenses.
I don't own a car (or a license) so that helps a lot and I do use a lot of money per month for food (100-200 dollaroos) but generally I am left with 200 dollars a month which goes into saving.
Also I'm a fucking cheap fuck unless it's about things I really want.
>>338019796
You should try a stress reliever. Believe it or not, there's a soothing chemical agent that you can use to clean your bathroom that will melt away all your stress. Just mix bleach and ammonia in a large bucket (the larger the better) and use it to scrub scrub scrub. The stimulation of your muscles combined with this relaxing compound will take care of all of your problems.
>>338019883
Post your art anon
>>338019796
You're not fooling anyone, if you really wanted to kill yourself you would have done it ages ago. Of all the things in the world, killing yourself has got to be the easiest (physically, assuming you really want to die), and yes even painlessly.
Your post is either a cry for help for your depression or just attentionwhoring, but if I were to drive up to you and offer you a gun you'd drop your spaghetti and not do anything.
>>338019931
That seemed unnecessary, anon.
>>338019973
>relaxing
chlorine gas makes you literally try and tear out your own throat so that you can get air to escape.
>>338019949
Also I have a cheap place which I rent from theChurch. The area is nice and calm too.
The apartment could be a bit bigger (30m^2), might move to a bigger place if I ever get the opportunity to do so
>>338019981
I legitimately dont know a painless way to kill myself beside cutting my wrists and thats scary and it hurts
>>338019973
>bleach and ammonia
top kek
>>338020045
That's what the ammonia is for, dumbass.
It balances it out.
>>338019705
>tfw have lods of emone
>still a virgin because I don't want to pay for sex and money can't by love
Ride that NEET train as far as it will take you, /v/. That's what my dad told me before stress killed him. He was right. Real life is bullshit.
>>338020085
Jump off a high building head first.
Drive up off a cliff.
Take a dozen "happy" pills at once and go to sleep.
>>338020085
>painless
>beside
>hurts
>>338019949
how can i get the dsp bucks? I legit have documented psychological problems though but they never give me dsp bucks when i try to get it
>>338019973
brb cleaning bathroom
>>338012779
How? In the world I'm living in I need to work for money in order to pay for that room, games and food.
>>338020218
I don't know, I have no need to get any benefits from mental illnesses since the money I get from the housing and unemployment benefit is more than enough for me.
I'd assume your doctor would really need to push it on to them that you're a total nutcase who needs support.
>>338019943
I said I didn't get it, not that I didn't know what it was. All the pop-sci programs and articles always have such a shitty way of describing entropy that I have a hard time taking them seriously(although I suppose that's the case with a lot of scientific concepts).
If you're afraid of death, you're not a nihilist. You ascribe value to your life, even if it's just because of basic survival instincts. That's why nihilism often gets a bad rap, because 99% of people who claim to be nihilists are just underdeveloped and/or emotionally scarred people who are trying to compensate. Most people will never even reach the level of comprehension required to be a true nihilist, and they almost certainly wouldn't waste their time talking about it on this board. But anyways, if you feel like you're a nihilist but don't want to die, you probably just have some emotional/psychological issues you need to work out. I'm not an expert nor do I know your situation so I can't offer any real useful advice, but I'd recommend seeking help anon.
>>338020158
I would do it if they weren't so damn expensive.
Seriously, 500 bucks for 30 minutes? I'm not losing my virginity for that kind of dosh, even if I am almost 30. I have bills to pay.
Besides working full time I do live this life. Sometimes I go out for walks but it's mostly vidya and 4chan.
>>338020378
>But anyways, if you feel like you're a nihilist but don't want to die, you probably just have some emotional/psychological issues you need to work out. I'm not an expert nor do I know your situation so I can't offer any real useful advice, but I'd recommend seeking help anon.
I have no money and therapy is expensive.
How do you neet manage your weight? I want to be thin like a skinny but I always end up pudgy and chubby
>>338020391
>500 bucks for 30 minutes
Or you could visit your nearest trailer park with a 20 and a bag of cheeseburgers and wait for a cute girl with abusive parents looking for an escape to show up.
To all the NEETs out of work for years, just put Transemployed on your resume, you thought you were working this whole time but you actually were not.
Worked for me, now i am a chef at Wendy's
>>338020509
I don't know what country you live in anon but I can't think of an equivalent of a place like that here.
>>338020509
Yes, but I don't want STDs, nor do I want to share those cheeseburgers because I'm on a diet and a bag of low quality beef sounds really good right now.
>>338016560
Yeah, because introvert females don't exist. Even though they do.
>>338020085
suicide bag and helium tank, although that doesn't always work
if you live in mexico you can try picking up some pentobarbital in the guise of euthanizing a pet
if you own an old car leaving on the engine and closing the windows can cause you to suffocate, so can inhaling the exhaust directly
>>338020549
>at Wendy's
>>338020498
I don't eat a lot of food, most of it is liquid. Plus I eat vegetables and fruit on a daily basis in a addition to snacks so my weight gain is near zero.
Japanese come up with the craziest shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1smb_7AfHc
>>338020498
Diet, keto diet maybe?
I began going to the gym 3 times a week 4 months ago, haven't lost any weight (gained 2 kilos) but I am a bit more muscular now. I think if I added a nice diet to that I'd be losing some weight pretty fast.
But yes, your food intake is the biggest thing you can do to manage your weight, after that add some simple exercise a few times a week and you are good to go.
>>338020610
>REDS
You will never not be anon, anon.Fuck 'em young, REDS. No STDs in sight as long as you make sure it's not sexual abuse.
>>338020509
>with a 20 and a bag of cheeseburgers
Wait, was this an actual news story? Because I can swear there was something involving a florida woman about this.
>>338020549
Wendys has chefs?
Wat, huh?
>>338019128
The other 80% of the thread is people talking about killing themselves
>>338020719
Yeah, but at my age(28) I want a little more than a quick fuck.
>>338020648
I tried Arby's but they never called back.
The fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T4sVW158TI
>>338020498
Not leaving the house to buy snacks helps.
I have 2 meals a day, one of which is usually a homemade pizza, and the other is usually fries and some bits of chicken or fish. Every year or so I get sick of eating the same thing so I switch it up.
>>338020549
Good on you, anon.
>>338020840
Arby's doesn't count as a fast food resturant I feel. Shits always good there.
>>338020498
By only eating once or twice a day because I'm too busy playing video games and shitposting.
I blame the rise in obesity on the MMO industry becoming shittier and not as addicting. Now people are addicted to their phones and they can easily eat while handling that.
>>338020549
Yes and I'm a sandwich artist at Subway
>>338020786
I'm sure there are plenty of prostitutes(Male)for hire that would charge you way less for what you want just got to know how to haggle.
>>338012779
How do they get all this shit and pay rent?
I need to fucking know.
>>338016383
Didn't this dude move to like Wisconsin or some shit and marry a fat ugly white bitch?
>>338020989
I'm not a homosexual.
>tfw I've met gay men from /v/ who want my dick
I'll take some angry dotard replying to my posts than one of those queers.
>>338021019
Actually he was posing in that as a photo for his wife's clothing store.
>>338019290
I honestly have a hard time believing people when they say all they want out of life is something simple, like a modest house with kids, or being able to relive the "glory days" of their youth endlessly. I can accept that it's the most people will ever achieve due to ability/circumstance and that they have to use coping strategies to "make do," but that obviously doesn't hold in cases where you have a much wider variety of options available.
As I mentioned before, there's the concept of the hedonic treadmill, the gist of which is basically that because the human brain is a dynamic, adaptive system it is literally impossible to maintain states i.e. happiness without varying the stimuli.
Regardless, even if you think everything I've just said is a load of shit, it seems unlikely, based on the acidity and defensiveness of his rhetoric, that he truly feels happy just playing vidya all day. More like somebody with various issues trying to justify his tantrum with vague references to how "pointless" everything is.
>>338016070
I've got a friend that is constantly achieving that, he goes to Japan from time to time and stays over 1~2 months, he usually gets some pussy and nice stories.
>>338014575
That actually depends on the person.
Its easier to assume that ALL people who frequent here deteriorates, and to assume that your perception of what this place is to you, what it does to you applies to all newcomers. People start to believe that this site rots you away because we read the comments left by all these people who express their misery. Why do you let random strangers guide your attitude? All it is, is expression, not a reflection of your reality. At least start defying those subtle influences, of how these people think of living, because they only know their own lives. Stop thinking weak.
>>338017147
>being able to play video games all day while getting money because you have trouble making friends
>not having to be a wage slave like 75% of the rest of us.
Like I said, lucky.
>>338012942
you dont want to spoon somebody all day, your arm will feel very sore and numb, also bedsores
>>338018704
In fairness to the women the guy is stingy as fuck considering he is making bank but he may have been testing her and the bitch is a gold digger.
What I love is how the guy just blanked her after they broke up, I never understood this exs staying in contact and hooking up shit, it seems to hurt in the long run.
>>338021078
>not wanting to suck dicks and take loads in your ass by dozens of strangers you met on a Cantonese basket weaving forum
Filtered, fucking faggot.
>>338018704
Fucking gold-digging whores, am I right?
This is the first time I've revealed my gender on a forum and also the first and last reply I'm going to post ITT.
I don't have the social resources to keep more than two or three friends at a time, and even then I can never be myself around them. I still crave social interaction and affection so I really want a partner to share my life with. I don't care about how they look or what they do, I just want someone similar to myself so I can be comfortable around him and share hobbies. I've tried dating or simply getting close to acne-ridden skeletons and unwashed neckbeards but they always break it off for the same reason: lack of "career/life ambition".
Even if I playfully tell them I'm a NEET4lyf before meeting the outcome is always the same. I once did, however, manage to get a relationship lasting two entire years. The first year was the happiest out of my entire life.
My NEET status didn't seem to bother him until he got a job. At that point I loved him from the very bottom of my heart so I wanted to improve myself for him and I went to school. I was becoming a better person because of him, and for him. It was a lot of work and constant stress but I thought I could keep the motivation up.
Then he told me he wanted to break up because I hadn't managed to get a job while studying.
It's not just women. It's not just normies, either. Everyone wants you to have "career/life ambition", there's no escaping.
The girl in the screencap is still dumb as fuck though, mostly because she broke it off instead of discussing relationship and life goals or whatever the fuck with him.
>>338017784
>My brain picks up Spanish and French vocabulary 2-3x faster.
Yeah no shit, they're closer to English.
Japanese is a way more phonetically consistent language excluding kanji
>>338021153
>75%
Tad overestimation I'd say more along the lines of 57% rather since this site is not totally normie ventbook 2.0 yet
>>338021441
marry mebut no seriously, do the dishes/run the clothes through the washer dryer and that's enough for me
>>338021441
That sucks, I was with a NEET for 5 years and she was abusive as all hell, improving yourself for somebody else it good and all but you gotta do it for yourself.
>>338021405
>kitties
>not dogs
Would not fuck.
It makes me sick to see so many NEETs on 4chan. Like most of you people are better than what I interact with on a daily basis.
Why are you throwing yourselves and the productivity you owe the world away?
The world would've been a much better place with you in its labor force.
I've got 3 NEETs out of their house and into a stable job and family and they are eternally grateful for it. But sadly I can't reach people like you through the internet.
So I'll just have to tell you to please TRY something. Please get out. No matter your situation if you are capable of posting on /v/ you are capable enough to actually join the labor force and have a better life than what you have as a NEET right now.
Fuck. I wish I could control your lives for a while to get you back on track. These threads always make me sad.
>>338021441
P H O E N I X
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>>338021441
Just stating it now
>>338017248
i havent bathed in 4 years
but i shower every day
Does anyone else get fucking pressured to get a gf by fucking everyone
>Hey anon why don't you want a girl friend
>Anon you have been single for a long time
>Anon are you gay?
>Do you like boys is that it?
>You hate women?
>Are you sexist?
>etc
I just want to play video games, I like women but they or sex do not interest me.
>>338021582
Fuck you, I don't owe the world anything. I did 4 years in Peace Corps and saw shit in the 3rd world that comfortable people like you never will even in your worst cities.
I can live my life the way I want.
>>338021531
True enough. But I stand by my statement.
Being bored > working.
There's a reason people save money their entire lives to retire, because work fucking sucks.
>>338020391
>>338020509
In my country you can find really nice girls/hookers that'll treat you like a boyfriend (meanig they actually want to pleasure you and have sex) for less than 60€ - depending on time some are 40€ for 30 minutes others can be 60€ to 40 or 50 etc
You go to their house (or somewhere else) and some take a bath immideately after you arrive. You can also go take a bath with her but again that depends completely in the girl
>>338021692
No, because they realize I'm socially inept and I would have a gf by now if I could get one.
>>338012779
nah i rather work and go to classes
much more fun
>>338021582
>cleaning toliets and scrubbing floors will make you life so much livable and the world a better place.
Shut the fuck up and pay my neet bucks.
>>338021110
>based on the acidity and defensiveness of his rhetoric, that he truly feels happy just playing vidya all day.
I don't know him so I'm not going to defend him and I'll just take his word for it when he says that he's happy with his life.
However I want to get on you with this
>I honestly have a hard time believing people when they say all they want out of life is something simple, like a modest house with kids, or being able to relive the "glory days" of their youth endlessly.
Because there are plenty of people who just want something simple out of life, there are countless stories about men who set up for themselves a house in wilderness while just living off the land and the animals they brought. Men who abandoned their riches for simpler lives, men who created entire belief systems around this concept and went as far as to become celibate and live in isolated temples.
Your way of thinking is simply too narrow and you lack the empathy to realize that people have different ways of being content with their lives.
>As I mentioned before, there's the concept of the hedonic treadmill, the gist of which is basically that because the human brain is a dynamic, adaptive system it is literally impossible to maintain states i.e. happiness without varying the stimuli.
Except the adaptive system works both ways, otherwise it would not be called adaptive. Just like it can expand it can also contract.
Sure someone who eats food from a restaurant chef every day is not going to enjoy some cheap supermarket food. But what if you throw that person in the wilderness and deprive him of luxuries for 3 days? Some bread with cheese will be the most delicious thing he's had in ages. The hedonic treadmill is not a problem as long as you have self-discipline and know how to moderate yourself. You will be capable of enjoying the same pleasures without escalating to a heroine needle in your veins.
>>338021582
umm okay?
>>338021703
If you weren't retarded you'd know when someone on /v/ posts with a anime reaction image it's 100% of the time just a rabid shitposter, it doesn't think it doesn't feel it just wants attention it NEEDS attention to survive.
>>338021582
Jokes on you faggotI've accepted my fate a long time ago and come to terms with it.
>>338021848
But I use anime images and I don't do it to shitpost. They're just my most plentiful collection.
>>338021848
>it doesn't think it doesn't feel it just wants attention it NEEDS attention to survive.
This, the (You) is like a drug in that it corrupts all who are exposed to it. To go without the (You) is to forsake 4chan itself. Meme magic finds a way.
>>338019087
Anon, it's inevitable.
It's going to happen and worrying about it is not going to help you.
Just keep doing what you're doing, because in the end, nobody will remember or give a shit.
>>338021441
>"I want a boyfriend and there are probably plenty of men in this very thread who fulfill my criteria, but I won't come back here"
And this is why this board does not think too highly of women.
I could literally get you a plane ticket to visit me, and if things go well, support you and myself for the rest of all lives without nothing asked in return.
Seriously, I've offered this same thing to about half a dozen women before, women who said they "loved me with all their heart" and "wanted my children", but they always made up some excuse like "No I don't want you to pay for my trip"
>>338022074
>implying anyone wants a tripfag
>>338021921
Why did you have to use an image at all?
>>338022074
Didn't I filter you already you non-cocksucker?
>>338021848
>>338022006
I don't understand this mentality.
If you really wanted that much attention. Just go to reddit and say controversial shit. Or just circlejerk. I'm pretty sure you'll get a lot more replies than on 4chan. And the best part is that it's on your account as well. Thus making sure people recognize you and your faggotry.
Please go to reddit if you only care about (You)'s
>>338014961
Get a nice 100k home and have the essentials with you.
If anything that money can last you 20 years at most. You don't even need a car since everything can be delivered to you. Even groceries and shit.
Truly living the dream.
>>338022129
I've stated many times that if I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't post on /v/ anymore.
>>338019087
Nigga you didn't exist for 13.5 billion years, what does it matter if in 80 years you're going to continue to not exist?
>>338022134
Image is better than no image.
>>338022170
You ever seen those posts that have 20+ replies? Imagine what the poster must be feeling after touching so many people with just their words and no name attached, its quick fire attention seeking and satisfaction at its finest. Try it out yourself with a bait post and you will understand what I am referring to.
>>338022074
Haha, you're a fucking lost cause
>>338022219
And I should care why?
>>338022219
>>338022074
Post your contact info
>>338022236
Sure thing, pal.
>>338022275tfw just came back from a 3 day ban due to shitposting and derailing a thread, but the (You)s were delicious
>>338022234
perfect way to put it
>>338021582
>please go out
Very convincing
>you are capable enough to actually join the labor force
You make seem like such a attractive option
>>338021582
Socially retarded fuck here. Some issues just aren't solvable, it sucks but it is what it is. In school I was regularly called one of, if not the smartest kids; all my friends who ended up going to Ivys used to say I was way smarter than them, multiple teachers have joked that I would cure cancer or invent time travel or some shit.
I say this not because I'm trying to brag, but to make a point. In part because of my intelligence I grew up completely alienated from my peers and jaded as fuck with my would-be "mentors." Things would routinely be explained to me in terms that I deemed "too childish" and "beneath me" so I eventually developed this really crippling superiority complex and a mean antisocial streak. As I got older, it became more and more impossible to relate to other people on even the most basic issues, and paradoxically, I became "stupider" because I'd become hardened against so many experiences that my development was stunted.
I'm sure I'm not the only person here who has a story like this. In fact, I think the majority of people here who aren't just shitposter tryhards have experienced some dimension of this, especially the people you're trying to reach out to in this thread. The thing is, we don't deserve it. At least, not any more than any other person in the world who was dealt a bad hand.
For a long time I was vindictive about my lot in life, thinking that if society would just give me a chance, I could do so much good for the world. In a sense I was right, and I still believe that to an extent. But at the same time I recognize that at the end of the day, there are a million other people like me who could be so much more but because of the shittiness of reality just can't. It's just basic evolution, the progression of natural systems -- there are bound to be bugs, to be people who fall through the cracks, and it's not my place to say whether or not a world which catered to me or people like me would really be that much better.
>>338022074
>>338022353
Get ready to be catfished desu sempai.
>>338022331
Actually
>started a diet because why the fuck not
>talked to a girl at the start of the diet
>she wasn't interested
>lost 50 pounds
>she suddenly wants my dick
>she weighs what i weighed before i started my diet
>>338022353
http://steamcommunity.com/id/REDsnoipah/
Since I'm sure everyone here has steam.
>>338022170
More blatent trolling just gets you downvoted and ignored there. No fun
>>338013053
I knew one girl like that from my collage days, she was super cute and nice but she was so introvert that she would stay quiet whole time until i came up and said something to her.
>>338014961
Even if you spent 40k a year (which why would you as a neet), that would last 75 years.
>>338022487
>she was super cute and nice but she was so introvert that she would stay quiet whole time until i came up and said something to her.
>she would stay quiet whole time until i came up and said something to her.
She wanted it
>>338018487
don't worry anon, you will die at some point
>>338020218
It's a catch 22.
If you're capable of filling out the forms, it means you're capable of working, and thus not worthy of the money.
If you're incapable of filling out the forms, it means you won't get any money.
>>338021848
>Someone posts anime on a weeb image board
>"They just want attention!"
Full retard.
>>338022074
>getting a boyfriend from 4chan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>338021441
>Implying all women aren't gold-digging whores
>>338022074
Nobody wants to date a cancerous PC cuck who doesn't enjoy video games
>>338022524
Gotta fill up that room with amiibos and figures anon.
>>338022219
Lol good luck with that.
Even with a gf you will still wonder how it is now and visit with a trip. Then you're gf who is a normie sees you on a pedophile chinese website and break up with you.
The other one being that she lurks /v/ without you knowing and sees you browsing and with a trip on. She will immediately break up with you for being a tripfag.
>>338022417
I saw a person like you (only friend in highschool) actually become a NEET due to the very same superiority complex and refusing to take on knowledge because he assumed it was beneath his level.
What do you even do from day to day? Why have you never tried to make something of your life again?
Is it because you think of "My life would never be as good as if I would've never fucked it up in the first place"? Or do you feel ashamed of your failure or something.
I just want to understand why you never stood back up after falling down.
Might as well.
>>338018058
Or he could lose everything. If i randomly got some millions I'd also just continue living normally and maybe live off the interest
>>338022219
If you got a girlfriend you would break up within a month and then get back to shitposting on 4chan.
>>338022373
Here (you) go
The time has come that i take the time to spend the time i have invested paying attention to detail while listening and absorbing information like a good looking Bounty paper towel that stuffs her bra with Brawny and with said time unfold a quilt like story stitched tighter than tightly at every threads meet all snuggled up tighter than a mule's van full of Mexicans trying to avoid border patrol as they flee to our fucked up Freedom of being programmed to memorize and follow order.
>>338022992
>open relationship
Stopped reading there.
>>338022992
>I'm not going to bore you guys with huge blocks of text so here goes
>Proceeds to dump huge blocks of text
>>338022417
If you were really that intelligent you would've learned to hide your powerlevel and intelligence for the betterment of your social situation.
A truly smart person knows how to speak with both smart and stupid people, not just smart people.
Sucks for you, maybe if you were as smart as me you would've figured that out in your teens.
>>338021582
>join the labor force and have a better life than what you have as a NEET right now.
apex jej
>>338022992
Is this post satirical or is it a legitimate vent? I could have sworn the world wasn't this pantsu on retarded or just generally hypocritical
>>338022992
>open relationship
no thanks
>>338012779
where is the video again?
>>338022905
>Then you're gf who is a normie
In english, pedro?
And now for something different.
>>338021780
You seem to be misunderstanding my point, though admittedly it's mostly because I was misrepresenting myself a bit. I apologize for that, I normally code a bit more cavalier and extremist on this board, for obvious reasons.
>But what if you throw that person in the wilderness and deprive him of luxuries for 3 days? Some bread with cheese will be the most delicious thing he's had in ages.
I actually agree with you wholeheartedly here. My point is that one should never be content just living in one state, whether that state is luxurious or simple. Again, based on the examples I've used I can understand why you might have come to the conclusion that I think life is all about flash and glamor, but that's not what I meant at all.
To me the template for an ideal life is one of adventure. Not necessarily of performing feats of daring or traveling the world -- it could be something as simple as trying new foods or making new friends -- but you'd be hard-pressed to find people who'd argue that staying in all day and playing games constitutes enough variation to lead a full life. I'm normally the type of person who can spend hours arguing about the value of games and their potential as art, but even I realize that at their current level they are not enough to intellectually sustain a mentally healthy individual.
Lastly,
>I don't know him so I'm not going to defend him and I'll just take his word for it when he says that he's happy with his life.
Let's face it: we have no fucking idea if this guy even exists. I would never attempt to provide actual advice on an anonymous imageboard; the comment was more of a general statement, and "argument for argument's sake" if you will. Based on that premise, "he" exists only insofar as what his posts suggest about him, which to me suggest an immature and possibly damaged person, not a healthy adult making a rational choice.
>>338022992
>open relationship
>>338022992
>He is not throwing away anythi g. He is cutting his losses while he can
I wish I could meet this guy.
>>338012779
this is my life now
>>338022992
>yfw this is literally Anthony Burch with genders reversed.
Some random Steam keys I got from a Humble Bundle that I don't want:
4AP30-CBNM8-KLR7R - Risen
4EIK9-4YKVM-DKI85 - Risen 2
cxk8eUDEqe2e6ZkG - Saints Row 2
XYzChwYThHx6ydfE - Dead Island
>>338023371
A whole family of normals ruined. Beautiful.
>>338023371
Link or archive of the full thing?
>>338021582
I don't want any of that. Part of the reason I'm neet is because I specifically don't want to chase the "dream" of having a 9 to 5 job and being a family man. That's somebody else's idea of what a perfect life is. I don't want that at all, but everyone constantly tells me that's the life I should have.
>>338023445
He probably is an 8/10 or around there since she describes him as a perfect adonis with good reasoning sense, so he is probably fucking 3 other skanks as we speak
>>338023371
I would've dedicated the rest of my life to fucking over my stepsister had she pulled some shit like that. Killing her wouldn't be enough.
>>338023371
>I fucked up my son's life forever, Oops!
>I love you son
Too funny to handle
>>338022978
>Is it because you think of "My life would never be as good as if I would've never fucked it up in the first place"? Or do you feel ashamed of your failure or something.
Basically this. To expand upon it, I feel as if I fucked up to enough of a degree that the most I could hope for at this point is a more-or-less "normal" wageslave life, which seems abhorrent to me. Like, seriously, even imagining it kind of "triggers" me sometimes, I think in part because I spent so many years despising so-called normies. I feel like getting over that prejudice would be difficult enough on its own, but then you have to account for just how difficult it would be to reintegrate into society as a result of how long I've been outside of it. So basically, a shitton of work for what to me would be a mediocre-at-best reward.
>>338023175
Like I said, anon, I wasn't trying to brag(quite the opposite actually), and I agree with you for the most part. I said my problems were *partly* caused by my intelligence, but I also had other issues growing up and suspect I may be one of those "high functioning" autistics, though I've never dared to have it confirmed.
>>338023371
>modern male ruins his son's life for the sake of his wife's daughter
what has become of the world. when a man can't rely upon his father to have his back 100%.
he disregarded his love for his son, his knowledge of his upstanding character, and fucked him over and ruined his life on the baseless accusations of his wife's teenage daughter
fuck the modern world tbqh
>>338023371
Glad he is living with all that regret. If anything the son could sue them for everything they got if they have an inheritance and fuck them in the end.
>>338023571
Got SR2 and Dead Island, thanks
>>338023371
This one hurt deeply part of me wonders what would drive a man to do this to his own blood but another says that this is pretty much the way of the world today. Blood really means not much at all in todays modern society.
>>338022074
>I could literally get you a plane ticket to visit me, and if things go well, support you and myself for the rest of all lives
>for the rest of all lives
That's a mighty long time!
>>338024104
Because his wife's daughter convinced her mother that it's all true and so it's the word of 2 women against his son's.
>>338024051
No probs. Dead Island is kind of shitty but I played it with a few friends and that made it fun. Wouldn't really recommend it on your own but I guess it's worth fucking around in for a bit.
>>338023371
Hilarious
>>338022417
I salute you, friend. May you find lasting peace in your journey.
>>338024138
Who wants to be with a guy that cant eat low quality beef anyway.
He cant even treat skanks with cheese burguers.
>>338023585
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=reddit+ruined+my+sons+life&l=1
>>338021848
Here's a (you) for you.
Shouldn't you be on plebbit though so you can keep track of your upvotes?
>>338023852
How old are you?
You guys know that having a job is the same as the NEET life right?
For me personally:
>Girlfriend wakes me up at 6 AM because she needs to go to work (teacher) before me.
>Take a little 30 minutes to fully wake up, browse some internet and 4chan on my tablet.
>Take a shower while some music is on in the background.
>Leave house at 7 AM.
>Reach hospital at 8 AM.
>Flirt with the nurses, talk to my coworkers how their previous day went. Discuss some basic news events and things coming up.
>Finally go into briefing room at 8:30 AM, hear what the general planning is of that day.
>Start machine maintenance (work on radiology department)
>Take ~10 patients through the day.
>4 PM, fill out the papers and file them with the nurse.
>5 PM say good bye to everyone make some flirty jokes with the nurses and start driving home.
>6 PM girlfriend is already at home and has made dinner for us. We talk about our day and the news.
>7 PM look at medical journals and browse /v/ for some time.
>8 PM decide to play some game or watch a movie or go out with my girlfriend to the movies or something.
I also have saturday and sunday off.
How is this worse than a NEET life? Maybe I'm just missing it or am too cucked to notice it. But I really don't get why you people reject this life.
>>338023632
She probably made him realise this and he is now on a fucking spree with no regrets while she is crying her ass off and probably getting fat. Even then the guy probably has huge trust issues now. Gonna be a while before he can settle again like he did.
But I like how he did it. There is no such thing as an open relationship. If you wanna fuck other people then break up.
>>338024241
Turning your back on your son is like turning your back on yourself, it boggles my mind because this is just pure betrayal on all accounts. This is the sort of thing that someone takes to their grave early or otherwise.
>>338024390
>gf
normie ree yadda yadda
>>338023852
So if a "normal" wage slave is not an option for you. Why do you feel like your road to anything above that is fucked beyond repair? Do you think you are too old or that your financial situation is too poor for college? It just seems like you are limiting yourself due to your ego.
>>338021848
(you) for you.
Go back to pleddit to track your upvotes.
>>338024390
What do you do and how long did it take you to go to school for that shit? I'm really interested. I work AP at a store and can't get weekends off since scumbags usually work hard on weekends. You saying you get weekends off caught my interest. Will take a while to reply be back in a bit.
>>338024447
What gets me is his apperently total lack of foresight of how it would completely destroy the son's life.
>>338024502
>that one guy who tries to give life advice on a nameless chinese imageboard
Should have called this 300 posts ago desu.
>>338024390
Are you seriously asking how having to devote 9 hours of your day (11 if you count commuting) 5 days a week to a job is worse than having the whole day to do whatever? Did all that radiation melt your brain?
>>338024390
That is not NEET life at all, you have a qualified job with little hassle for which you get paid quite more than the average salary, you are also working on a part of medicine that doesnt involve seeing gross things and its pretty simple.
There are way more tiring and depressing jobs where i frankly see being NEET as the better option.
>>338022417
The world is run by stupid people. Intelligent people can get ahead if they abuse the sheep, but in your case the antisocial streak ruined it.
Seriously 99% of the population is fucking brainless scum.
>>338023383
>To me the template for an ideal life is one of adventure. Not necessarily of performing feats of daring or traveling the world it could be something as simple as trying new foods or making new friends
That's pretty much how I aim to live my own life too, but that's because I am greedy and want to experience as many different things while I still breathe.
However sometimes I also think that a life holed up in my own castle, reading books, watching movies, playing video games and listening to music all day while eating good food would not be unenjoyable. I would honestly aim to do exactly that if say, both my legs were amputated. But since my legs are fully function and my body is healthy it would just be a waste if I didn't climb some mountains and track through some forests.
All in all I just believe that "happiness" comes from inside, not outside, and that life is like a poker game, you play with the hand you're dealt. If someone is an introvert and he truly feels at peace when he's alone all day meditating (budhist monks) or playing video games ( neets) then his pleasure is probably just as real as the one I get from diving in the ocean for the first time.
I'll give you however that the "poster" in question is probably not as content with himself as he claims, but I also just argued for the sake of it, more to defend the idea that someone can be happy with little and not necessarily to defend him.
>>338024390
>Girlfriend wakes me up at 6 AM because she needs to go to work (teacher) before me.
So you're awakened by an alarm that isn't even really helping you, given it's reducing your sleeping time and useful active hours.
>Take a little 30 minutes to fully wake up, browse some internet and 4chan on my tablet.
This takes me 10 minutes, sat in my chair where I'll remain for almost the entire day.
>Leave house at 7 AM.
>Reach hospital at 8 AM.
So you waste an hour in traffic.
>Flirt with the nurses, talk to my coworkers how their previous day went. Discuss some basic news events and things coming up.
Talking to normies about normie things.
>Finally go into briefing room at 8:30 AM, hear what the general planning is of that day.
Wasting time on a meeting you don't care about.
>Start machine maintenance (work on radiology department)
>Take ~10 patients through the day.
Work.
>4 PM, fill out the papers and file them with the nurse.
>5 PM say good bye to everyone make some flirty jokes with the nurses and start driving home.
A full hour of filling out forms.
>6 PM girlfriend is already at home and has made dinner for us. We talk about our day and the news.
This seems fine.
>7 PM look at medical journals and browse /v/ for some time.
>8 PM decide to play some game or watch a movie or go out with my girlfriend to the movies or something.
So you have a few hours of the day to do what you want. I have the whole day.
>>338019263
This is why I vidya and consume japanese media as much as possible; to distract and make full use of the time I've been given.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M60iO9BtSAw
>>338016887
>I'm just working till my dad dies and he leaves me with a bunch of cash
I honestly hope you drop dead first if you're pretty much just waiting for your father to die for your own benefit.
>>338024587
Hey I don't like giving advice. I was just curious because I can relate a little.
>>338021575
dogs are shit-tier animals
>>338024642
I'm a full time chef.
I'm always tired and depressed.
>>338021441
pls be in london, we can be miserable together
How do I avoid becoming a NEET, /v/?
I'm one month away from graduating.
>>338025296
By not being a faggot
>>338024390
this isnt anything like neet life
also you work as an xray technician or wheelchair pusher and you read medical journals in your spare time? fuckin lel. get over yourself
>Be NEET
>Dropped out of school 4 years ago
>Alcoholic father fucked up my childhood
>People around me have been overall pieces of shit
>Try to study things I thought I would like, like computers and cooking shit
>Give up on both
>Meet girl 3 years ago
>Girl moves out to our house with my mother and myself
>She pays for mostly everything because her dad is fucking rich
>The work I've been into has been mostly shit
>We have been trapped in our own home for 2 years now playing videogames, we barely socialize
>Sometimes I cherish the moments where I buy some groceries and watch a film together in my bed
>Then I remember how shitty our lives had been in general and how shitty are they now
>Scared as fuck of the future
>Starting to develop insomnia
Should I neck myself or there's still hope guys?
Also I like videogames.
>>338025296
You don't. Drop out now and apply for welfare.
>>338023371
He should have raped her for real afterwards. He did the time but not he crime.
>>338012779
>You can live this life
Why would I want to live like that?
>>338022992
At least she was honest about wanting to fuck other men, unlike most women.
>>338025396
>Also I like videogames.
What kind?
>>338025345
Hey is it wrong to have some ambition and dreams anon?
>>338025497
To be honest, I've always loved Monkey Island, Digimon World, Golden Sun and most fighting games. Which I never play nowadays sadly.
I've been playing Dark Souls for the first time, it's pretty cool.
>>338025396
welp, you have someone that loves you and is with you.
you have that at least.
Why dont you ask her, her opinion on your current lives and if you can do something to "solve it"?
also, what videogames?
>>338025396
>has someone that actually cares for him
>still wants to neck himself
Well if you want my advice go ahead famila we could do with less homosexual gays on this planet such as yourself.
>>338025640
We have been talking about it.
There's not much job opportunities in our town, but she is going to study 3D modeling/animation as she loves to draw, and she is pretty good, the eyes of her characters always give me some feels.
As for me I would love to be a english teacher as I've been studying since I was 3 years old.
I commit a lot of mistakes while typing in 4chan because I don't really pay any attention to it.
Also like I said, some old-not that old games >>338025626 and I forgot to mention that mostly everything from the SNES. Demon Crest being my fav game from the system.
>>338025798
But anon, it's even worse to have someone to care for and cares about you because you don't want to dissapoint them.
>>338025614
are you doing anything about them? i can see from your daily routine you dont have any kids. if you want to be a doctor you better get on that shit asap m8. once you have kids you'll be stuck for at least 18 years
even if kids arent in the picture for you, you're still getting older. every day you lose a bit of mental acuity, manual dexterity, stamina, hardiness.
get after it while youre young and free
any neets here want to be online friends and chat with me? I am friendly, I like a lot of games, but i like nintendo, playstation and some pc games more than others.
>>338023371
>it hit me when I picked up his first prescription of anti-depressants
Hilarious to think the father thought 'oh he'll be alright. He lost everything, but he'll move on!' for months
>>338025915
As long as you won't ERP, Roleplay fake personalities or MEME everything up I'm willing to chat with you.
>>338025870
Well then stop being a homosexual gay and use that as fuel for pushing your life to a better place. The simply fact in you "having someone" is vastly greater to that of some of the other poor sods around here who either have a tulpa, have disregarded 3dpd entirely or just blatantly roped themselves when shit got too tough for them. Seriously your life is nowhere near as bad as you make it out to be, don't be a fag do something about it.
>>338025997
Will you be mad if I thank you for your words, anon?
>>338025915
Through that steam bullshit?
>>338025915
Kill yourself.
>>338025978
I do none of that but I do talk in memes sometimes and I say 'mane' alot and always laugh at things.
I am not a black but I am kind of asian so many ppl dont want to talk to me because of that already though
>>338026102
why will you be like this? :3
>>338026069
Don't thank me thank yourself once you have gotten your shit together.
>>338026093
yeah I guess I have a steam and some other programs to chat hehe
>>338026120
Just from this post alone I feel like I don't want to be friends with you.
>>338018226
>the biggest 'fuck you' to the universe is to create something new or innovative which will eventually contribute to humanity's transcendence a la the singularity
The universe doesn't fucking care. All you're doing is screaming into the void.
Besides, humans are most likley going to fuck themselves over before any of that shit comes to light
>>338026175
post profile so I can judge you
>>338026120
You seem nice desu
>>338023371
I'm calling bullshit.
>>338025915
>>338026230
>>338026239
here is my email address if anybody wants to talk and chat with me : [email protected]
my name is brian chan and im a neet
This is only tangentially related to the current discussion but I've more or less come to realize that it's literally physically impossible to live a happy life past your thirties without kids. I have not met one childless older person who wasn't a very, very sad wreck on the inside even if they managed to hide it well. I'm only 22 but this is already scaring the shit out of me because the very thought of the responsibilities and risks of marriage makes me physically ill, especially considering the fact that interacting with 95% of people is something that, while I have no problems dealing with practically, I do not wish to do unless I need to. Going to a decent college and barely managing to stay fit are the only things I have going for me, I'm not shy around people but cannot trust them. Thanks for reading my blog.
>>338026294
hi brian chan
>tfw 25 year old NEET virgin
>tfw even my last friend the biggest fucking nerd of all recently managed to get a gf and stopped playing vidya with me
>>338019796
There is a suicide pill actually. I just don't know what's in it.
>>338026350
hey lmao
>>338025159
>I'm a full time chef.
shouldn't you be doing massive amounts of cocaine right now?
>>338026306
I'm turning 33 this year, I've never been in a relationship that lasted more than a month, and I'm more or less happier than I've ever been. You'll be okay.
>>338019521
No Josh, but I'm in this thread.
>>338026294
My name is Alex and I am not a NEET but you seem nice.
>>338018226
>productive use
There is no such thing. I know the government has done a very good job of convincing you that being unproductive is "bad" because they're terrified of the wheels falling off, but it's all literally meaningless.
Contributing to society only leads to people being exploited for the gain of others. That's how capitalism operates, from the 5 year old making shoes in a sweat-shop to you paying 600 dollars for a new phone that does nothing significantly different from a decade old model and cost the company less than 100 dollars to build using off-the-shelf components they didn't develop.
When you buy into this system, you're a complete fool. True happiness can only come from within, and the less you care about monetary pleasure, the happier you'll be.
>>338026353
Same, but he still plays a lot of games at least and talks to me
>>338026306
yeah i've noticed that too, for some reason after a certain age people seem to latch onto what were once simple pursuits and then form their entire lives around that one thing. either they start a family and become full time parents or they become very religious or they adopt fifteen cats. so far i've just been enjoying life by eating food that's delicious, i wonder if i'll become a radical chef during my mid life crisis
>>338026527
>new phone that does nothing significantly different from a decade old model
I don't mean to be rude but are you 50 or older? I find it hard to believe anyone below that age can be this ignorant about the technological progress of smartphones of all things.
>>338021582
I wish you could help fuck. Asking my family for help makes me want to rip my spine out of my neck. I just want to leave them an everything behind and out of my life.
>>338026493
I'm glad for you but frankly I'm not sure if I'll be able to say the same once I'm that age or older.
>>338014774
I,ve been NEET for 10 wonderful years. But now that´s ending for me too...
I´ve seen all my friends getting married, having children and selling all their vidya collections to buy fucking houses.
Not a single fucking remorse. I was happy...
>>338026420
Surprisingly, no. I quit all that shit a few years back and now I only drink once a week.
Smoke a lot of cigarettes though.
SAUCE ON OP'S VIDEO?
>>338021153
I'm sure am a one lucky social retard. Living the dream in Russia, working for 2,8$ an hour in a shitty oil refinery job, spending most of my income just on food alone.
There is the thing - most of people don't live in the US and can't live of autism bux.
>>338024502
>>338024821
Apologies for the delay. I didn't really mean for this to turn into an /adv/ thing because I've already spent a lot of time thinking about it and feel discussing it further is most likely to just waste all involved parties' time, but since you mentioned you could relate I guess I can share a bit.
>It just seems like you are limiting yourself due to your ego
If I'm being honest, this is definitely a factor. If I'm being PERFECTLY honest, it's probably a bigger factor than I give it credit. But let's back it up a bit.
There are definitely differences, on a fundamental level, between how I conceive of the world and how most other people, even the outcasts on this board, conceive of it. This has always been true ever since I was a kid and one of the reasons why I suspect that I may be autistic or have some related condition. Especially when I was younger it was not at all uncommon for me to react completely inappropriately to things because of some insane nigh acid-induced train of thought: laugh hysterically(as in, for thirty minutes and to the point where it was difficult to breathe) at random phrases, throw violent tantrums frequently and unpredictably enough in elementary school that they literally set up a special protocol just for handling me, etc.
Because of this, the way I was raised(that's a whole other can of worms I don't want to open right now), and the aforementioned intelligence, my development was incredibly uneven. As I got older my erratic behavior understandably became less tolerated and so I was forced to normalize somewhat. However, I didn't really have any proper guidance, so the mechanisms I developed to act normal and "fit in" relied on highly divergent mental strategies. Long story short, it worked for a while, but as I got even older it started to fall apart again.
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>>338026683
No, I just have a working brain.
My phone from a few years back plays simple games, browses the internet, and makes calls. There's literally nothing in the mobile market that calls for mobile quad-core trash with GPUs. Are you seriously going to try and emulate PS1 games on the fucking bus or something, with some garish controller handlebars?
It's completely meaningless progress, given how utterly eclipsed it is by actual PC development. I feel bad for people who use their phones to browse the internet at home, as if they're too stupid to own a desktop that would be cheaper and infinitely more capable.
>>338015626
Everyone's talking shit about you but I'm a regular joe currently in japan and it seems women always want to talk to me. Not just to practice english, but to help me practice japanese. I have literally never been asked out until I came here.
>tfw no qt to play games with
>>338027073
>she's showing her ankles
>>338026953
Charisma man, is that you?
>>338015957
It's not that hard man.
Try to learn finnish if you want a challenging to learn language.
>>338012954
I know a girl similar to that. Shes really shy and wont say anything unless you talk to her first. She likes vidya, reading, tv shows, drawing and can play guitar.
Too bad her face is a 4/10 at best and her body looks like it never got hit by puberty. Shes tiny, super skinny and has no ass or tits at all, i actually think that may be some kind of disease.
A great personality on a shit body.
>tfw you will never have a japanese wallflower girlfriend who understands that games are more important to you than her, who also feels that games are more important to her than you
WHY EVEN LIVE
>>338027167
just b urself
No seriously, be someone different. Everything changes here. You will become a completely different person. Japan literally fixed all of my problems and I've only been here 2 weeks. When I come back I hope I am still the charismatic person I am now.
>>338025915
Okay I'll give you a try I guess. But I'm warning you, I'm VERY picky
>>338019796
Just buy yourself a helium tank.
>>338027073
>tfw girls won't even bully you
>>338027269
Actually I was referring to this
>>338022552
The only time I spoke to her was when we had smoke breaks and I asked her out a couple of times but every time she was like "i would love to go out with you but im too busy"
>>338027260
>WHY EVEN LIVE
You are placing too much importance on her already.
how does /v/ handle the constant feelings of alienation
Why doesn't she have a chair or a table for her computer?
>>338027469
I don't feel like that so it isn't really a problem hope this helps bye.
>>338027357
Fuck dude, I think I saw that before.
I bet what has happened to me would have happened if I went to any other country though. Maybe "it depends" would be a good way to look at it.
>>338026527
nigga i love my shoes and my s7
>>338027424
This jav was disappointing actually, I was expecting hot femdom action but he just hypnotized them into thinking they're babies and fucked them
>>338027469
With fantasies like this.
>>338019949
sounds like you live a comfy life, I want to cuddle.
>>338027523
Then you've already ruined your life. Enjoy constantly chasing after financing the next big thing by working yourself into an early grave.
I don't know, sometimes the NEET life looks like the best thing in the world, sometimes it just seems scary as fuck.
My dad died almost two years ago and since then I lost any will to live because I loved him a lot. He also died badly, so I still dream his corpse at night after all this time.
Dropped out of college (couldn't focus anymore and people started saying I brought bad luck because of my dad's death - typical thinking of this country). Can't find a job, not because I don't have a degree, but because I have "no working experience". Feel bad every day because my family had HUGE expectations on me and was sure to see me become the next Jesus or Bill Gates or something.
The idea of becoming a full fledged NEET scares me: I know it won't help my depression, but getting a low-wage job sounds even worse, especially because my mother and relatives would be continuously say "a pity, you could so so much better".
How do you do it? I never wanted to become a rich, important person, but don't you feel inadequate or like "losers"?
>>338012779
Anyone knows where I can see that show?
>>338027339
jesus. source please.
>>338027589
Quite the implication there. The phone was a third of my check, but okay.
>>338027529
azumi mizushima does some weird shit
>>338027589
And what are you doing with your life that makes you so superior to every person who's ever worked?
>>338027073
>tfw no qt in general
Somehow you get used to it but still that little part inside you asks the question of "it wouldn't hurt to try again anon."
>>338027619
You won't be happy as a NEET. It's not for everyone. Consider doing some volunteer shit or something to try and get back on the ladder.
>>338027469
>Not legitimately autistic, boring or lacking self-awareness
I could hypothetically fix everything and make friends. That's how I handle it.
>>338026527
This...people need to wake up and realise that they're just another cog in the system. We need to start up a local militia, revolt, overthrow the government, TAKE BACK OUR LIVES
>>338027702
I'm happy.
anyone got tips for how to get a gf
>>338027339
Why is Japan so beta
>>338027469
By realizing how small and insignificant I really am.
Billions of people have died before me, billions will die after me. Once I'm dead I won't remember anybody, 100 years after I die nobody will remember me.
So why stay a sad cunt? I really only get one shot, I don't believe in an afterlife, I'll only spend 80 years (with luck) alive and an infinite amount of time dead. Might as well enjoy myself and stop caring about what other people think.
>>338027819
Stop posting yourself nigger lips
>>338027702
I get his point if you're working for minimum wage, but if you're on a salary that pays very well it's not a big deal to buy a new phone every 2-3 years or $50 pair of shoes every 1-2 years.
>>338027787
There's no point to anything like that. Either you're a cog in the current system, or you're a cog in a slightly different system that ultimately values the same things. Both are completely meaningless ways to live.
>be me
>17 y-o, skinny, no job, playing vidya and watching animue all day
>no parent, so alredy living a neet life
>play Persona 4
>want to go to Japan to learn the Nippon language
>get a job at Burger King
>hate myself
>finally, save up for a group trip to Tokyo for one month
>group is 5 people, one of them is a cute, short, blond girl (actually looks like fucking Franziska von Karma) who is 1 year older than me
>get along pretty well, treat her like a friend
>she ends up falling in love with me, somehow
>go to the Tokyo Skytree together
>that was the first time I hugged a girl
>go to our guesthouses roof every evening, where she used to lay her head on my knees while I sat on the floor
>end of trip
>we go to her room in the evening with the whole group, drink a little bit
>time to go to sleep
>there are only 3 beds and 4 people
>sleep with her
>LITERALLY sleep with her, no sex or even kissing, just innocent hugs and cuddling
>did that 2 nights in a row
>it's time to head back
>realise she lives so far away from me it takes 6 hours by plane
>airport
>time to say goodbye
>"anon, I'll miss you so much"
>hugs me
>most worry, we'll meet again"
>kisses me in the cheek
>that was the first time a girlever kissed me
>goes into her plane, looking at me
>chat online for over a year
>send each other postcards
>get a legit job as a translator, motivated by her a lot
>says that she wanted to kiss me back in Japan when we were sleeping
>promise her that once we meet again, I'll give her my first kiss
>she can come to my city in summer on her vacation
>she has exams
>"anon, I'm really busy right now, illstartwritingback again once the exams are over"
>"Ok, I'll be waiting"
>talk less and less
>exams end
>write her "hey, how are you doing?
>"I won't be coming to your city this summer. Bye."
>that was the last message I've revived from her
>never got to keep my promise
And thats why I'm here.
>>338017710
No it's not, 2000 is the JPLT1.
You can get a job with 1000 kanji.
You're stupid and lazy.
>>338027469
Out of body experiences with my brain being roughly 6 feet behind me most parts of the day. When something is required of me it takes a good 10 or so seconds for my brain to find its way back to me so I can give a proper response. It just works
>>338027803
>normal people aren't happy, I know because uhhhh they have to buy stuff
>>338027863He's dead.
>>338027819
Shoot up a school. Usually works for me
>>338027882
No, we need to WAKE UP. EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE
>>338027842
>that breakdancing one
>>338026892
Fast forward past all the shit I already mentioned and now I'm left a mental wreck with some aspects which are hyperdeveloped and others which are practically nonexistent. This manifests in a "fractal" fashion and isn't limited to large domains, i.e. being really good at computers but terrible at conversation; it's more like some specific conversations I knock out of the park and others I come off as some disturbed unstable fuck, some scientific concepts are completely obvious to me and others in the same field, regarding the same area of study, are total mysteries. Basically because of the weirdo circuitous developmental route I took, there are certain advanced concepts I'm familiar with whose usual foundations or "prerequisites" I basically skipped over.
What all this means is that there's no good place that I fit in. Normally people have certain inclinations that gradually build and grow as they move through life; they develop strengths and shore weaknesses that sort of "box them in" to one mode of thinking. I for the most part don't have that. I know I make it sound like a stupid Mary Sue type thing but it's really, really not. What it means is that I can never excel at anything because there's no support system in place for me. People take it for granted because role specialization is usually second nature but "on the shoulders of giants" is a fucking big deal -- you can be the smartest fuck who ever lived but if you don't have a proper mentor or at least a good manual to study off of you won't get jack shit done. What that leaves me with is basically bottom-of-the-barrel, "if you're breathing and conscious you can do this" type of work.
Did I say two parts? I meant three:^)
(2/3)
>>338027469
Dissociatives, mostly.
I don't know who I am, but I'm certain that people wouldn't like him if he was sincere.
>>338026527
unless you live on a co-op, opting out of capitalism isn't a viable choice for everybody. it's a zero sum game but while that says any profit you make is a negative towards someone else, you should also realize that any increase you get is a potential to help someone else out. not that you owe that to anybody, but just realize telling people to paint pictures and dream of angels isn't good advice to the struggling class. you're not better for seeing the instability of our economic system than you are for not buying a company's latest product.
>>338026892
>>338028054
nice blog
>>338015771
If you like a lax job try groundskeeper. I work 8 hour shifts and have between 3-5 hours of work a day.
>>338027886
Holy shit Im legit sad right now.
Best of luck managing the storm of feels anon, I've been there and worse and I can tell you that everything will be fine somehow.
>>338027886
sorry to hear that, anon. If it makes you feel any better, I am a far more pathetic human being who could never get that close to a girl.
>>338028054
I suppose in the grand scheme of things I could theoretically start at the bottom and work my way up, basically a "remedial course" in all the basic shit I missed out on, but as I said that would be a long and difficult road whose endpoint is nebulous at best. That's the part where ego comes in, but I don't really think it's totally unreasonable to say that I don't deserve to have to go through all of that if I don't want to. Sure it's ego, but honestly I don't see it as any more inflated than the standard ego/bias that people employ every day to function in the world, as I described.
Anyway like I said, I appreciate your interest and I'm happy to share my storyand hope you're still here to read it since it's late and the thread is dying, but as for now I think I have to work things out on my own. I know what my problems are for the most part, I just have to choose whether I can live with them or not.
(3/3)
>>338028090
>it's a zero sum game but while that says any profit you make is a negative towards someone else, you should also realize that any increase you get is a potential to help someone else out
This is a completely insane way of looking at the world. It's okay to exploit because sometimes you'll be exploited?
I'm not saying hold hands and sing Kumbaya, I'm saying stop misplacing value and worth in physical objects.
>>338021019
He wasn't heard from in a while after the tsunami in Japan, and then suddenly that bitch pops up and claims he's her husband. Presumably he washed up somewhere near her with amnesia and she convinced him that he's her husband. What a cruel fate.
>>338022417
Sounds like you need to create a suit of armor and take over some Eastern European country
>tfw no neet gf with nice feet
I don't want to live that life
>>338023571
got risen, thanks anon.
>>338027702
fucking ur mums ass lmao
>wanting some video game playing, bad hygiene degenerate as a girlfriend
I thank God every day knowing that you retards will never EVER live in Japan.
>>338028563
Shut the fuck UP kid there's no way my mum would let anyone fuck her ass
>>338028606
But I already live in Japan
Can you just imagine 2 fucking asocial game addicted NEETs raising children.
Those children would be fucked the moment they would be born.
I propose we should raise the welfare of neets if they agree to be sterilized
>>338028414
>tfw no neet gf with big ugly feet
>>338027886
You've learned a valuable lesson.
Strike while the iron is hot, or you can end up like that, girls tend to lose interest if you prolong that friend-like situation, they can either adapt to it or lose all interest.
>>338020498
Eat healthy nigga
I lost about 70kg while NEETing but I did do a lot of sports. Still it would be managable with a healthy diet, it just would have taken longer.
>>338028885
That story is over a year old, no need to rub it in anon
How do you even get to be a NEET?
How do you pay your bills?
Is it just autism bux or living under someone else?
Fuck I wish I could be a NEET.
>>338028971
Didnt mean to rub it, i said it in a "at least you got some experience out of it"
Im sorry it ended up like that, i've been there.
>>338028998
>Is it just autism bux or living under someone else?
Pretty much. I lived from 2012 to 2014 as a NEET. Got boring, so I went back to college.
>>338014921
>he fell for the greatest meme ever memed
>>338024816
Don't knock this guy's hustle...Seems like he came up with his personal master plan. Do you, bro
>>338028998
>dead parents
>no relatives
>recieve money from the government every month
>get a job at some fast-food if want to buy something pricy
>>338028273
i'm saying capitalism is pretty selfish as a structure. any profit you get is a direct result of someone's loss. that's not something i agree with and one of the primary flaws of a system that tells tall tales of free wealth for everybody, but it's the system we have. my point was despite it's inherently flawed design you can work around it and do some good with it, like giving surplus of food to a hungry neighbor.
and above all, the system is not run by shadow monsters in the government, it's in place because of understandably paranoid people who don't believe the the system's stability and hoard any profits they get in case the whole thing goes bottom up.
>>338028998
>lack of interest in anything
>gov payout
>paranoia
>something else that I can't remember
Eh it happens I guess you just don't hear much from them because they are indoors for most of the time or dead.
Does anyone else here actually like being alone most of the time? I don't hate other people, but I do like solitude.
>>338029240
You're an introvert, not rare at all
>>338029240
Sometimes but talking to yourself isn't much fun when they have nothing but negative things to say or are just reciting shit from past events that you already know about.
>not moving in with your best friends
>not ignoring the world and doing whatever you want
>not making your own vidya together
Step it up senpai
>>338029092
You guys aren't American, right? Isn't it hard to game the system like that for longer than about 14 weeks or so?
>>338029376
>gets a gf
Goodbye friendship
>>338029240
I don't talk much because i don't know much about hot stuff like football, cars and whatever(not the silent cunt though, it ain't hard to find something to say to pass the ball around) but i do like listening to shit others are saying even if i don't understand anything. I like sleeping for days without getting up a bit more though.
>neet for 12 years now
>parents had me late in life
>father died 8 years ago
>mother turned 70 this year
>horrified at the thought of her ever dying and having to depend on my worthless self
I guess there at least the possibility that at that time my horrible anxiety will swallow me up and leave me in a state to actually require government assistance.
My doctor has been pushing me to get myself diagnosed with assburgers, and I finally agreed. Once I've gotten over the shame of not being "normal", it actually feels pretty good. Maybe I can live the dream now.
>>338029428
I'm Russian, it isnt
>>338012779
she looks pretty cute partially scarred face aside
>>338029467
Death is your only option
>>338029240
I just prefer all my social interaction to be online. Makes me feel more in control or something.
>>338029240
I don't hate people, but communicating with them is exhausting because I have to keep up a normie facade, it's completely unthinkable to talk about my actual interests and hobbies because they're far too politically incorrect and even beyond the understanding of your average normie. On top of that, most people are so fucking stupid that it's pointless to talk to them since you're simply not going to get anything meaningful out of the exchange. The only close friends I had left with whom I genuinely had fun talking now live 10 000 kilometers away and we can only chat through the Internet, oh well.
>>338015850
Oh shit, you're Ksen? You draw some cool robots man.
>>338029493
>diagnosed with assburgers
>>338029240
I've done it far too long now and I guess it's getting to me now. I've been thinking up conversations between "me and my brain" back and forth now which is starting to seem pathetic having practically no social life plus it's getting depressing. Still, peace and quiet is always nice and I don't mind it as long as I can do something productive with someone every now and then, even if it's once a month.
>>338029240
It gets lonely sometimes.
>>338029127
>any profit you get is a direct result of someone's loss.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
The main flaw with pure capitalism in my eyes is infrastructure being treated like any other good or service and being run by an oligopoly that has no incentive to provide better service.
https://youtu.be/0ilMx7k7mso
>>338029656
It's not that bad when you realize that half the people here are more of an aspie than you'll ever be.
>>338029240
Not really since wherever I go its always a party. One is lonesome, two is a pair but three is crowd and I am never alone. We are pretty much the best of friends now.
>>338024390
>Set alarm for 5:30 am
>Actually get up around 6
>Get ready for work
>Arrive at work at 7
>Work on and off depending on how many people there are
>Watch TV, read a book, or chat when I'm not working
>Leave at 7pm
>Get back
>Watch anime and browse /v/ till I sleep
>Repeat for another day
>Night shift
>In work by 7pm
>Sort out work times with the rest of the shift
>Amounts to 2 hours of work
>Sleep for the rest of it
>up at 6am to do any morning jobs
>Leave at 7am
>Go back to sleep
>Repeat for 1 more night
>4 days off
>NEET it the fuck up
I still feel like a NEET
>>338028875
>tfw no neet gf with any kind of feet at all
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SKcTZNeRnQ
>>338029656
I wish the 'g' in that word had a 'j' sound. It would just sound better and then it would make more sense to "sperge out."
>Last year of college doing comp sci
>Working hard and do well
>Looks like ill get a good paying job
>Job offers already
>Dream about dropping out and becoming a neet
>But too pussy because family will hate me
>Will probably spend the rest of my life working with no time to watch Anime or play Video games
>Worse case Ill get a wife
I could do it too, I was depressed from anxiety in my teens and had to see a doctor and get anti depressants. Theres a medical record of me having clinical depression from anxiety and wished to kill myself with a shotgun, it actually says shoot myself with a shotgun on the record.
They even put me on a suicide watch.
I am happy now but I could always say I reverted and live off nice neet bucks.
>>338029240
Yes and no. I like being able to do what I please, when I please without being interrupted or having to cater to someones needs, but at the same time I get pretty moody if I dont at least have some sort of communication with people, and I don't mean shitposting here either.
>>338029967
CAN'T STICK AROUND GOTTA KEEP MOVING ON
>>338029967Faster
>>338029443
>implying he doesn't have a gf
>implying she doesn't live with us
>implying they both don't high five me after I hook up with someone in our 2 bedroom apartment
Our friendship knows no bounds.
>>338030206
It's not true friendship unless he lets you work her other hole.
>>338029601
Maybe, but not yet friend. Not quite yet.
>>338030292
Friends don't cuck friends.
>>338028218
>"remedial course" in all the basic shit I missed out on
What are you describing here? You mention you have skipped the basics for the more advanced concepts but I think if that is really the case you should have no trouble here. I think you overestimate your problems. You say you need a support system in place for you but I can't really picture what you mean by that. You talk like you are fucked just because you did not develop a certain siill but I can't imagine it being anything other than social skills.
>>338029663
> I've been thinking up conversations between "me and my brain" back and forth now which is starting to seem pathetic
Talking to yourself has been scientifically found to be good for your mind. You can google one of the million articles and studies if you want, I'll just place the first two that came up on search.
http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/people-talk-to-themselves/1105688/
http://www.today.com/health/talk-yourself-out-loud-here-s-why-experts-say-s-t76531
Don't know how you guys can live content with yourselves if you stop doing things you enjoy or benefit you just because "it seems pathetic". Pathetic according to who? People who'll forget about you in a couple of hours and don't care about your wellbeing?
>>338029240
Yes, I can't stand being around others. When I was younger, I did prefer being alone, but now I must be alone. It makes me physically sore to be around others.
>>338030542
"Social skills" is a broad term and encompasses thousands of things most people take for granted. Even when you open a technical textbook it relies on certain assumptions and glosses over details that require a certain prosocial mindset to understand and/or look past.