My best friend (that I'm in love with) just told me she lost ver virginity with some faggot I particularly dislike.
What game in my collection can help me avoid the suicidal thoughts?
Wii Fit U
Maybe if you weren't such a fat fuck she'd have been riding your dick instead.
>>337988114
This lad
>>337987906
You should probably just play Russian roulette tbqh pham
>>337988114
I-I'm working on it...
>>337987906
You should try playing this game called "swallow the bleach"
Fun fact if she is telling you about her sex life and has shown no interest in you, you're in the friend zone.
Accept it and move on bitch
>>337988243
It's too late. You're so deep in the friend zone that she tells you who she has sex with without a care in the world.
>>337987906
Was it really necessary to give that information OP?
You could've just asked the question without it and spared yourself the humiliation.
EXAMPLE
>Wut iz gud gaem?
>>337988114
this
though it sounds like you're a total beta anyways, so you're probably still shit outta luck
Nothing. You're fucked for the next year or so.
Time to admit your feelings and cut her off. She'll understand.
>>337988440
I can't fix the situation, I just want to keep away the sudoku feels...
>>337987906
Buy Neptunia VII on PSN and play it. Nothing like some good old cute girls doing cute things to distract you from the harsh cold reality.
Castlevania SOTN
>>337988560
Are you into ERP?
>>337987906
Become a supreme gentlemen.
>>337988114
Fucking kek.
/thread
>>337987906
That Drawing Tablet would make ya some waifus. Or actual drawing skills.Still counts as therapy[/spolier]
>>337988668
Christ OP there's no need to be that desperate
>>337987906
Say hello to your friend's son for me.
>>337988761
Elliot sounds like half the people on this shithole
>>337987906
when i broke up with my first gf i played kof 99 on emulator. maybe you should play some street fighter 5
>>337988668
How is what I said in any way or form related to ERP?
I may be a faggot wasting my life doing nothing worth a damn but I'll never fall so low as to ERP with some gay faggots on steam.
>>337988243
Just count your calories and start doing cardio. Once you lose some of that fat, start lifting.
I know I should just take this to /fit/, but what are some good exercises to do at home/the track if I don't have a gym membership yet?
>>337987906
Make a Super Mario Maker level. Today, I played some anon's level in which a heart was stomped and destroyed by thwomps. Be creative about your heartache, then move the fuck on and date other girls.
>>337987906
>listening to post City of Evil Avenged Sevenfold
Kill yourself, my man.
>>337988761
lol he was such a faggot
reading his posts on bb.com getting pissed at people for calling him ugly is always a laugh
shame about the murders though
>>337988114
First post best post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFqn8gTmEQw
Ok I really don't get you faggots. I'm 31 and not saying I'm better than any of you but I was a virgin til I was 18. I realized that if I don't chill on the games for a bit I won't get laid. So I chilled, worked out and started making friends(even though I hated them) all to get laid. Once you get laid and understand how shit women's personalities are it's pretty easy to get laid. Quit being a faggot OP and work out. You may still be an awkward faggot but women mostly care about looks.
TL:DR instead of playing your shitty games work out bitch. Or hell play a game with a decent loading screen. Every time you see a loading screen do a set of something you pussy!
>>337988859
Elliot was a narcissictic autistic asshole with unrealistically high standards.
The average virgin faggot on /v/ is an autistic faggot with zero self esteem and so desperate the he will literally fuck anything that shows him some attention.
There's quite a gap between Elliot and half the people on this shithole.
>>337989365
Lost my virginity before I was 18.
I didn't work out, and didn't stop playing vidya all the time. You put in way more effort than needed.
>>337987906
Did you just admit to being a beta orbiter?
>/v/ is replying to blog shit again
Fucking delete this god awful board
>>337988114
>>337989365
It's not so much aesthetic as it is personality. You were a total normie from the get go, no matter how much you try to convince yourself otherwise. I'm super fit and could kick your ass, yet I've still to get laid because I don't care. Your a total fucking normie if you seriously want real life pussy. That shit is yeast infested aids.
OP reporting live from my mancave.
>>337988761
Most of the time I feel like Elliot, just without the killing part. I don't want to hurt people. This only leaves me with depression.
>>337988742
Thankfully I'm not that much into animu and that wasn't me. I may be a faggot but never a weeb.
>>337989129
Will try.
>>337989365
I see your 18 and raise you my 19.
After this, my plan is to see if I become a wizard in 11 years.
>>337989147
Not only do I still like them, but I also hope this picture makes you angry.
>>337988393
This.
>>337989567
Yeah because I was as much of a faggot as 90 percent of the people on here now. So yes I had to stop doing the hobbies I liked to get a normal female to fuck me.
>>337989365
I'm 30 and still a virgin, it's all about the video games. Get on my level, faggot.
>>337989713
Why would that make me angry?
They may be shit now, but Synyster is still a good guitarist, and I play a Schecter myself.
>tfw your tiny-ass dick has made you too insecure to pursue any kind of sexual relationship
>>337989960
I don't know, people on /mu/ always shit on me for having signature models.
>>337987906
Is this the underage general?
>>337989713
severely shit taste.
reconsider everything.
>>337989982
Yeah same
>>337990016
They're fine. Sure, you pay extra, but fuck it as long as you like it.
>>337987906
>falling in love with your best friend
>best friending someone you're in love with
Your own fault, you idiot.
Also, play Life is Strange
Fuck off, normie.
>>337989982
>tfw 8.1 inch dick and tall and good looking but too Narcissistic to give my virginity away
>mfw have turned down ten easy fucks in the last 18 months
I want to have sex... just not with a random girl who has had many cocks already. My BIG WHITE COCK Is above them.It requires a servile virgin
>Waiting for a girl to have sex with you
>Not taking it
Modern man's aversion to """" rape"""" is despicable.
>>337988668
I'll ERP for 12 dollary doos, kiddo
>>337987906
>>337989713
Lemme get this straight...
You're a musician, and you STILL got cucked?
Either your playing is terrible or women these days don't appreciate anything they used to.
I'm aiming for the first one...
You're fucked, even if you get to fuck her now, her Virgin pussy is gone for good
>>337987906
Niggers ain't people lad, one day you'll understand
>>337989365
I'm overweight, play video games, and still got laid.
Everyone can get laid, and you don't even have to bang a fatty. You just have to not be socially retarded.
>>337990396
uh, good luck with that anon
>>337990752
>You just have to not be socially retarded
>Telling /v/ not be socially retarded
>>337990863
Oh come on, I browse /v/ daily and I still manage to not be a social fuck up. If I can do it, you can too.
>>337990518
Explain this OP
>>337990508
That's a fair price. Which animu characters can you do?
>>337989903
I feel like half of you fatfucks are in denial in wanting to get laid.
>>337987906
Women are husks of humanity, only here to suck the life force and money of men. They feed off your shitty emotions. I bet she was so happy to tell you how that dude took her virginity. I bet she gained another 4 hours of life cause it made her so happy.
So I'm going to tell you what I would tell 18 year old me:
Fuck Em.
I mean in the literal and in the figurative. Get fit, forget about that fucking succubus and go try to fuck every girl that crosses your path. Its not fucking worth it, clinging on. Go and be the biggest douche you can, cause if you ever do find another woman that can stand being around you she will make you her pet project.
Best part is if you want you can just kick her to the curb and not feel bad about it. Fuck em And dump em. hey maybe she will come back around one day right? That's the best part, if she ever comes around again, ignore the fuck out of her. Make her feel like you did.
LIVE, YOU MOTHER FUCKER, LIVE. DONT BE A FUCKING SLAVE. ITS NOT TOO LATE FOR YOU.
>>337990849
I know. PIPE DREAM
>>337987906
>Intuos
Are you a drawfag?, delivering on drawthreads help me a lot with my depression.
>>337989982
>>337990139
How small?
Chris Chan has banged tons of women
What's your excuse /v/?
>>337991061
Who is this ugly manchild? He looks like the kind of faggots that dresses edgy and throws huge tantrums when things don't go his way.
>>337991224
Post proof.
Just not pictures, I don't want to see its dick.
>>337991237
you are very right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XCxd6-3Afs
Final Fantasy VIII
You can take out all your negative feelings on Quistis in the form of her and then turn around and use Rinoa as a surrogate for all those cute whores you've ever wanted to fuck
>>337991237
You're not wrong.
>No weeb games
What the fuck senpai, just ditch 3d and buy some waifu games.
>>337987906
>he fell for the 3D meme
>>337991428
Me on the left
>>337988537
You should probably do something productive and not further your poor image.
Take a bike ride or somethingor just an hero, quick and painless
>>337991503
>tfw you didn't fall for the 3D meme
>>337990752
>>337990863
>>337990942
>implying autism is a choice
>>337989960
>>337990217
That body wasn't available as a non-sig model anyway, right? So it's the only way to get it?
Also them specs.
>>337987906
>guy who plays Sony and Nintendo games is a loser
Surprised? Not in the slightest
>>337988440
This. Stop being such a beta faggot.
The friend zone is real, it's not some made up entity.
>>337987906
None. Buy pic related.
>>337987906
Start lifting and in a year you can beat up the faggot and earn back your girl's love.
>>337988596
Who is this semen demon?
>>337992054
He can't earn back her hymen.
It could be worse OP
You could be a cuck
>>337990396
>slut shaming
There's your problem.
>>337991779
It is. Go to Guitar Center and say "I want the guitar Synyster Gates uses but I only have like $400". They will know exactly what you're looking for.
>>337992214
>Whoooooooooooooo!
>>337992253
Is that a Van Halen strat?
>>337989713
>musician
Maybe if you got a paying job she wouldn't have fucked the other guy.
>wanting to fuck a virgin
fucking children
>>337992659
>Fucking anything but virgins
Have fun with those meat curtains
>>337992054
She was never his girl to begin with silly
>>337992659
Nothing wrong with taking someones most special sexual experience.
is this you OP
>>337988979
Don't listen to this faggot. Start lifting right away, you'll jump-start your metabolism. If you're too fat don't do any leg intensive cardio. It'll fuck your leg up.
Play mgsv and shoot nigs
>>337987906
When your older. That shit won't matter.
Play the favorite game you always go back to our the one you've been putting off
Smoke a bowel
Seriously either tell her how you feel or move on
Dont be that guy (I was that guy once, say howe u feel)
>>337993198
did they finally let you out Kaz?
>>337992659
yeah usually fucking children is indeed fucking virgins, but that's not what we're talking about here buddy
>>337993268
>Smoke a bowel
>>337987906
>Sees Wii U stuff and 3DS stuff
>Sees PS4 stuff sandwiched between it
You know what? You should play the single saddest route in Life is Strange. The saddest one.
>>337988440
I bet hes so far in the closet he could see christmas presents.
Mine as well die
>>337993268
>Smoke a bowel
OP's already eating shit
>>337993268
This is why you shouldn't smoke weed.
>>337993272
You feel it too don't you?
>>337993547
>>337993497
>>337993397
Pretty sure he meant "smoke a vowel"
>>337993596
ok pat sajak
>>337988114
Fuckin rekt
>>337992893
>first time for women
"it hurt like a bitch and i started crying"
>first time for men
"i came in one and a half thrusts"
overrated
>>337994226
Its not about how "good" the sex is retard.
>>337993397
I was going to correct it.
But I'm laughing too much now
Chrono trigger helped me through some rough times, but chin up op shes a whore stops being friends with women they aren't really people anyway
>>337993497
Lol
>>337994364
i burst into treats over it
>>337994430
You must be a test tube baby by that logic. Is it better that way?
>>337994226
You faggots never take into account that these fatasses would never have the confidence to fuck a girl with experience because she would probably laugh.
They'd rather stay virgins to keep the little dignity they still have.
No videogame will fill the void you feel within
Confront the shit situation you put yourself into and either come out stronger or don't come out of it. Stop jerking off and become fit and ready to be a man.
>>337993268
>>337993397
>>337993596
>>337993737
>>337994561
That's depressing
And this thread is still up.
>>337988114
sheeeeeeeeiiit
>>337994561
>>337990396
>8 inched
>good looking
Pfffahahaha sure thing underage anon, and im a skeleton.
>>337987906
Fuck off, underage.
>>337987906
>Childhood girl
>spend tons of time playing mario party, and tons of games
>She has a kid now and the dad is in prison or got out recently, she doens't want to be with them
>she's the party kind of girl now, I play smash with her brother but still its kinda sad
>I also play with her kid now, he's really cute
>>337988537
Start working out and forget the bitch, plenty of fish in the sea
>>337990992
My specialty is video games, hun. Name your character.
this whole post kek
think fast
>>337990396
Why do you lie on the internet?
>>337995305
>My friend's son
>Not even my wife's son
>>337988114
OP ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>337988535
This is the correct thing to do. You'll never get over her if you kept being around her, and you can't just switch your feelings off.
>>337990396
>It requires a servile virgin
let me know how that turns out
>Giving up before even trying
Come on OP what the fuck. First off, virginity is really overrated. You can't honestly expect to find a pure maiden.
Second, even if you have really low self-esteem, start talking about yourself as if you're awesome and be self-deprecating when you DO make a mistake. You'll eventually start feeling more confident, even if it started out as bullshit, and girls are attracted to that. My friend is a fat fuck but he still gets laid a shitton because he's so confident in himself. If you're awkward, capitalize on that. Be funny-awkward, it's pretty damn cute.
Third, tons of studies show that girls and guys would date their best friends if the chance arose. Don't ask me for the source, my psych prof. was a marriage counselor and told me that. Could be BS. But it's worth a try. Start flirting, show interest, spend more alone time together. If she doesn't want to do that, move on. Being clingy is seriously one of the fucking worst things you can do. If you do this and it doesn't work out, find someone else.
Fourth, girls are highly attracted to material wealth. Get a job, or work more hours, or get a second job. Save up your money, trade in video games that you don't want any more if you want to get new ones.
Most importantly of all, stop giving a fuck. Literally no one likes desperation.
>>337995405
Why would I lie on the internet?
She's not really my friend just kinda sad how things went, she's was alright looking
>>337988761
Story?
seems like more to it than just hating his sister's bf
>>337990998
No shit, but at some point they just give up, because deep down they know things aren't going to get better.
>>337995624
op isnt even human dumbass, stop posting paragraphs of bullshit
>>337995740
How the fuck are you here and know nothing about elliot?
>>337995740
Are you serious? That's Elliot Rogers, the Supreme Autist.
There is no story. The guy had a shit personality and couldn't get laid despite being rich, so he hated any human who had sex before he did.
>>337995842
Make me faglord
Pick up a hobby (not games). Learn a language, go swimming, learn an instrument. It feels fantastic to have a hobby where you can feel yourself improving day by day. You can do anything you want, buy a graphics tablet and become a drawfag, get a piano, go to the gym. It's honestly more attractive to see someone taking care of themselves and doing something worthwhile. I still play games but they're not the center of my life anymore.
Had crush on girl in high school she liked me back
She ended up losing interest in me and going for somebody else.
Went into full yandere mode
posted tons of shit on yahoo answers and random places the same questions
imagined murdering the guy
imagined them having sex and laughing at me
Started losing touch with reality
started feeling bugs on my skin couldn't sleep
room was so messy papers coming up to my knees
hated showering didn't do so for weeks
spend ages staring at her in class like creepy amounts
started feeling like I wasn't in control of my thoughts
People started calling me crazy online even on yahoo answers
>>337989365
24 and counting buddy. Although I have turned down a blowjob. You would too if you knew her.
>>337996227
I already speak Spanish and play guitar. There is literally a drawing tablet box in that photo.
At least read the thread...
>>337987906
I feel for you. Though, creating this thread wasn't the best idea.
>>337996345
You might be schizophrenic.
>>337996549
Focus on them. Write some music and set yourself a daily slot to draw. Take care of yourself and relationships will naturally follow. Remember, it's not fair on you or anyone else for you to trail behind girls waiting for something to happen. I liked a girl for perhaps 8 years, abd I had to prise myself away from the friendship because it wasn't healthy. I fucking loved her, but it wasn't reciprocated and it broke me. I went headfirst into swimming and took guitar more seriously (actively learned new things every day) and it helped me get over her slowly. I'm now engaged after a 4 year relationship to a girl I met at work and I'm significantly happier.
>>337995894
ive been here 10 years and only know his pic get posted a bit
i mainly only use /v/ and /tv/, rarely vist /r9k/ and /ck/ THATS IT
im assuming he was big on r9k and prolly b but i dont bother looking into useless "memes" like whatever he was.
>>337996767
I though of something like that
I see things like spiders and monsters although they don't bother me much I can tell they are fake
Things like noodles appear like intestines, (These are sometimes mind you
I used to see people dead infront of me and started laughing I don't know why
I sometimes see things move really fatst out of the corner of my eye
My language might suddently change into gibberish, while I know its gibberish yet continue
I act innapropriately and its like my emotions don't match my feelings like I might get scared of a vaccum cleaner or laugh at deaths or something scary.
Other stuff as well like my mouth starts saying things I don't know.
>>337987906
Time to cut off contact, not block her or anything, just stop talking to her and certainly tell her you have no interest in hearing about her love life.
Women mostly want to fuck a guy once he goes off and finds another woman, and then will lose interest once you are single again. It is not a conscious decision on their part, just their nature.
I would say Bloodborne since it is the best game there. Save that for after hearing an abortion story if you are going to continue hanging out with her though.
>>337997129
Long story short: Kid on youtube who used to upload videos complaining about how girls hated him despite driving a BMW, then shot some people and committed sudoku afterwards.
>>337988114
I lost my virginity by a woman raping me.
Even though I didn't have a choice in the matter I still moved forward and got laid for the first time on a voluntary basis.
It sucked.im a guy
Go play some Rez or comfy game like Journey. Comfy will help you stay calm
But not like pic related, thats way too fucking comfy
>>337997310
>>337997310
You're scaring me, man...
>>337997371
Listen to this motherfucker. This is literally the most effective course of action and hasn't failed me yet.
>>337997570
The visions aren't that bad its like you can tell its a dream.
>>337997310
Holy shit, get some help if you're being serious.
>>337987906
Distance yourself, OP
Try to disconnect that part of you that feels so attached to her. Just drop away from her for a while
>>337997775
Like I said >>337997714
its not too bad but can get annoying its like I have to force my brain to stop
>>337987906
>minecraft game box in spanish
básicamente te lo mereces por puñetas y niño rata
>>337998234
Estaba en descuento y tenía curiosidad, no me gusta jugar en PiCi...
>>337987906
Post more of your collection if you have more.
I have atleast ten games that never fail to cheer me up.
>>337998234
>>337998367
>la pokebola de los tazos
>tfw bass player
no one gives a fuck about bass players
>date asexual virgin
>want to take her virginity
>have these obsessive thoughts about the need to lose virginity and take a girl's virginity so i can go with sluts without regrets
>she has no interest in sex whatsoever but have done other sexual things with her
I feel like a horrible person for having these ulterior motives while also wanting to perform what may be a trauamatic experience for a person who's been good to me.
How long does it take for the feeling to go away? I used to love my best friend, we spent almost every day together for 4-5 years and we both knew we were more than friends but that was about it. We knew everything about each other and they were the happiest days of my life. She left to go to college (4-5 hours drive) and we both found different relationships. It's been 7-8 years since then and I'm engaged and completely happy with my fianceé, but I'm still not over the girl I loved. I dream about her frequently and I feel so fucking guilty. I just want it to be out my head, it's been too long.
>>337998513
>Feeling guilty for wanting to do what literally everyone else has done
Nothing wrong with liking tits an ass and/or wanting to fuck some pussy.
>>337987906
I can sympathize OP.
>be friends with really cute girl
>already knew i was inescapably in friendzone cuz we were in a close friend group together but still hung out with her a lot
>she's never had a boyfriend before
>in the span of a week and a half she goes to her first party and meets her now boyfriend
>after crying like a bitch for 2 days i just stopped talking to her completely
obviously beta shit but it still felt good being able to control the situation simply by not talking to her anymore. best part was when she told me she missed me a couple times but i blew her off anyways. we still see each other every now and then but she pretty much understands i don't wanna talk to her anymore so i don't have to deal with her telling me all about her new bf. as everyone in this thread has said leave the bitch alone and move on
>>337987906
you know, I was going to try to empathize with you, but then I looked at your collection and noticed it blows as many dicks as your best friend. vidya ain't going to help you, if that's the best you got.I'm sorrysee you at 4am general, faggot
>>337988114
I mean...he's probably right.
I'd rather you go visit /fit/ though.
>>337997525
women cannot rape men.
>>337999512
He lost his anal virginity?
Did you think that she rode him? Fucking misogynist pig
>>337994315
Yes it is. Are you retarded?
>>337998990
>dat image
>friend asks me if he should buy a few months back XY
>tell him to just wait for Z, it'll get announced any day now
>>337990396
cool
>>337999512
I fantasize about raping men all the time.
That is probably more about dominance and lose of power fantasies than actual sex though.
>>337999687
>I'm only going to fuck once and cum, instead of cumming and fucking multiple times.
Considering virgins will be addicted to masturbating, they should have decent stamina upkeep.
Explain this genius?
>b..but they get scared of the labia
>>337998540
Anybody? Is there anything else past just ignoring it? I've tried to get her out of my head for almost 8 years but I dream about her and think about her all the time and it makes me feel dirty, like I'm cheating on my fianceé. It's obviously not going to just pass, I miss her.
>Search thread for friend zone and other variants
>10+ results
Sure is fedora beta males in here. Almost as bad as my class mate who won't shut the fuck up about how every girl he meets just friends zones him instantly. He might be the next Elliot Rogers.
I lost my virginity at 15
>>337997310
You're lying.
And you're not schizophrenic.
So stop worrying.
>>338000190
You have an unhealthy obsession with
1. not letting go of your past/childhood (salad days)
2.creating the perfect image for someone and accepting it as "reality"
>>338000409
I'm not lying but yeah if I'm not schrizo thats great
>>338000190
Most of the time clears up fast as hell when you see the modern person.
>>338000548
You're not.
And you're probably lying.
>>337991665
It is. Just like homosexuality. You usually just need to beat it out of the person.
>>338000703
I'm not lying, what do you want a video of me freaking out? Still not much point in proving anything really just mentioning this in discussion as it came up, still its your choice to believe it or not.
btw Its not contant if you were wondering
>>337990396
(You)
>>338000571
You may be right, but I can't do that. I can't take the risk that it'd make it worse, I'm an adult in a serious relationship with responsibilities, she might not care remotely about me anymore. It's not even like I want to be with her, it's not sexual, I just want her to be a part of my life and to spend time with her again like we used to but it's not that simple. I just... I miss her.
>>338000957
Anon, i'm in the psychiatric field.
You're totally fine, stop.
>>338000738
>You usually just need to beat it out of the person.
Will noone provide me this much needed service?;-;
>>337987906
Heh, silly retard. Games are to blame this happened in the first place. If you didn't have a collection of games and instead had some balls, just two of them, she'd be yours.
Not to worry though, because she still presumably has two other kinds of virginity which you can claim. Burn those games and go burn your fat in the gym.
>>337987906
Play Super Metroid, in fact stream it. I will watch you play Super Metroid.
>>337987906
>>338002176
OP I'm gonna keep my eye on this thread so you better fucking play Super Metroid
>>337993268
>smoke a bowl
>>337987906
>Being best friends with a bitch
Get out of that situation. I was in the same spot you were in. The trifling ho was cockblocking me on the side, while cucking me.
Any love you feel for her is going to turn into bitter hatred because she isn't going to stop doing this shit.
>>337993268
>smoke a bowel
indian please go
>>337987906
tell her that you would have fucked her better.
