ITT: Those we couldn't save.
Stop whining!
The new pose is honestly better
Also Widowmaker
The new one's sexier anyways. Makes me want to fill her ass with spunk.
>overwatch is so shallow that there is nothing left to discuss gameplay wise
>every thread is waifushit
I WANT TO STICK MY FACE IN BETWEEN THOSE CHEEKS
>>337985915
Just following Widowmaker out of the spawn is heaven.
>>337986625
That's what the whole board /vg/ is about m8
>>337984502
her ass looks shit, but in game it's amazing.
>>337986961
/vg/ overwatch thread is basically softcore porn.
>Replace the old one over complaints
>Make it sexier
>>337986625
That's because the game isn't out yet you imbecile. No one is playing it.
>>337987046
/vg/ anything is basically softcore porn
I want to eat her shit
>>337986921
>mfw playing torbjorn just to follow widowmaker as close as possible
>>337984502
i would lick her asshole until she doesn't have shit anymore
>>337984502
post feet?
Really?
Of all the butts in the game, you all pick the 2nd flattest one?!
>>337984502
Better pose; Better Butt
>>337987481
>her shiny ass reflects the game world
>>337987625
>>337987625
what the fuck did you just say you little buttlet
>>337987625
I like tight little cute butts more that lard asses
>>337987625
>posting whales is now ok on /v/
Fucking memes.
>>337987817
Why didn't they go with this character design
more better to be honest
seriously, this fucker was a magnet for chaos corruption so you literally could not save him unless you put a lot of effort into avoiding
I wonder what Tracer sounds like when she's not being genki as fuck. Did they make any other animated trailers with her in them?
>>337988134
too many hitpoints to be balanced
>>337987817
At least Tracer's voice is cute. I'll give you that.i pick my waifus by voice, not appearance.
>>337988134
Why didn't your parents smother you as a child
more better to be honest
>>337987905
post ur weight right now. fucko
>>337987905
>>337988110
But she isn't fat
>>337987625
>>337987781
Dated a fat girl once. Currently dating her actually, we've been together for about five years.
Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.
The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.
I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES in the cracks of my PS4 controller. Between the buttons and under the analog stick.
>>337988502
>>337988502
wat
>>337988502
If you never have her learn to do it by herself she will always depend on you
>>337988502
this must be pasta
>>337984502
still viraling hard i see. good work pajeet. 3 rupees and extra one because i'm feeling generous today.
>>337988595
>>337988647
>>337988669
It's a pasta you fucks
>>337988428
>noncanon early concept
>this not chubby
>comparing this with the ingame model
>>337988304
>tracer
>voice
>>>>cute
this game really does attract the most cancerous of humans
>>337988773
I can't be bothered to remember every fucking pasta on this site
>>337988428
god dammit why did they not stick with this
>>337988881
Yeah I'm sure it isn't because she wears a bulky coat and shit
>>337987781
IMPREGNATE
>>337988595
>>337988647
>>337988669
>>337988724
>>337988930
It has been in every Overwatch thread for the past month
>>337988502
>>337988997
I don't know about the costume, but the big icethrower was scrapped on the basis it looked too similar to Zarya's gun.
>>337989018
If you can't see her being fat, then you are lost.
>>337988894
joke's on you, i don't even have a console to play it, and neither a good computer.
i'm only on this fucking site for the pictures.
>>337988894
I think tracer's voice is cute too, what are you gonna do about it? Call me a rude name?
>>337989443
homosexual
>>337988502
Are you sure you're talking about video games?
>>337989091
It's far older than that, certainly a few years
>>337987143
So it's more vidya than /v/?
>>337989816
So is D.va tied up?
>>337989949
Not in between content drought.
>>337990053
Well you said softcore porn.
Most /v/ threadas are full of hardcore unspoilered porn
>>337984502
>tracers sprinting around the hot desert paths of route 66
>you cheer at her from the sides
>she looks at you but spots an enemy winston in the distance
>She shouts "ERE LUV 'AVE THESE" and throws her sweat and pussy juice drenched knickers before running after winston
Tell me, what do they smell like?
>>337989816
sauce, motherfucker!
>>337990529
Goblins. The answer is goblins. You should know what goblins smell like seeing as you are one.
>>337990529
monkey jizz
>>337990529
Fat gorilla dick, given that's what she's taken daily.
How's that for a smell?
>>337984502
why does this whore call everyone "love"?
>>337984502
that pose was lazy and terrible to begin with
>>337990529
>these are the kind of people that will populate the Overwatch servers
Kind of don't want to buy the game now.
>>337990890
Yup
I actually agree with Blizzard decision. Her old pose was a generic slut pose. Her new one is spunky slut pose.
>>337988164
nigga keeping your guys pure is easy as fuck; the game tosses redemption seals at you like candy and every other mission has a bonus objective that gives a huge chunk of redemption to every party member.
I find that the only way to get corrupt is to actively try to do so by equipping all the Chaos items and failing all the piss-easy bonus objectives.
>>337990846
cuz british you cunt.
>>337990846
Because americans think british women talk like that for someone reason.
britfag here, spoilers, they don't.
>>337990846
What's wrong with that, gov'nuh?
>>337991201
spoiler your spoilersLuv~
>>337991201
I've actually seen british women (feminists) get mad as fuck when men call them "love". It's hilarious
>>337991594
fun fact, men use the term love a lot more than women
>>337991201
So all the ones I've met who do are just messing with me? What psychopaths.
>>337991126
>the game tosses redemption seals at you
i know, but even when remaining almost entirely pure he somehow managed to be the corrupt one, every single time
>>337988502
Pasta or not I feel like the guy could be doing a lot better. Just get like a large cat or something.
>>337988428
>Date a girl with those types of measurements
>We talk about sex a lot before we actually did it
>She made herself out to be a freak
>We get down to it
>I even go down on her to show off my awesome head skills
>Get to the fucking
>She lays still for the whole thing whilst I'm working away
>Leave for work the next morning
>Never get back in touch with her
>She stole my pacman ghost t shirt with "eat me" written on it that I got from Aus
Don't believe the lies /v/, wide/thick chicks aren't especially freaky.
>>337984502
and then it cam back stronger than ever.
Stop complaining. The new pose is better.
How much would you pay for a sludge belcher skin for roadhog?
>>337995706
you mean an abomination skin
>>337988502
>>337995532
I don't want a freaky girl. I want a cute chubby gf who plays vidya with me, watches animu with me, and then cuddles with me. Possible consensual sex in the missionary position
>>337996348
>tfw i have all that
you'll all think i'm lying too
>>337995996
You mean a Pudge skin
>>337987625
Having an ass doesn't count if the rest of your body looks like Honey-fucking-boo-boo.
Take your mental illness of liking unhealthy hambeasts somewhere else
>>337987905
What about Widowmaker? She has a bigger ass and she's thin.
>>337996513
If you're not lying, then congrats. Live the life that I couldn't.
>>337988881
>Early concept
>Picture still in the game
Canon m8
>>337995567
the fact a game company altered their product because of a few sjws on the forums will always hang over their heads.
They had already been accused of it with Sylvannas' new model in WoW but they made up an excuse as "oh this is just progressive design!"
Then the Tracer shit happened and the truth everyone already knew was confirmed.
Blizzard caves to sjws because they are afraid of any bad press hurting their sales.
You can justify it any way you want. The fact is: the game got changed because of a few whiners on a forum. Which is pathetic and forfeits integrity in favor of profits.
Blizzard always was the ultimate jew, so nobody is all that surprised.
>>337997115
>will always hang over their heads.
Only to your SJW obsessed autists.
>>337996520
You mean a Stitches skin
>>337997115
if you watch the video IGN had about overwatch they say they were never happy with the pose and the incident just tipped the scale
>>337987781
>Perfectly round ass
Mei confirmed not fat. What a great day.
>>337997669
>people who want to have confidence in the developers of games are autists
This time it may not be big deal, but when something you actually care about gets changed because of whiners you might begin to realize having cheap whores for developers isn't a good thing.
>>337997927
>blizzard makes up a lie to justify what they did after there is some backlash over it
>he believes it
holy hell, some people truly are retarded babies.
Bet you're voting Bernie Sanders too, because fuck reality if you've got nice words!
>>337997927
its funny becuase before they changed it they said it was because people were upset and they didnt want anyone to be uncomfortable
>>337998237
im not american
