ITT: The strangest, weirdest moments and places in the Legend of Zelda series
First, that bit in Majora's Mask where literal space aliens suddenly appear in a UFO, and attempt to abduct cattle. They are then never mentioned again for the rest of the series.
Those are just poes
What the fuck was with the hand in the toilet?
Tingle.
>>337972107
no, anon, they were aliens, did you even play the game?
That guy in the original who says, "I bet you wish you could carry more bombs!"
>that moment when the franchise went to shit
>>337972330
They were clearly poes anon.
>>337972492
>YOU GOT THE SAILCLOTH
>>337972547
yeah you already said that, it's not any more true a second time
>>337972110
This. And that girl whose dad turned into a mummy. What the fuck? Only Major as mask had dark things like that. It was ahead of its time.
>>337972925
They look like poes and clearly act like them, there's no proof behind them being aliens
>>337973007
They look completely different from poes.
>>337973226
Now you're arguing semantics, there are different breeds of dogs and they all act the same.
>>337972107
>>337973007
>>337972547
>Look like aliens
>Travel in UFO, complete with tractor beam
>steal cattle
>flee by morning
>almost explicitly pointed out to be aliens in the game
etc etc
did they have to do crop circles too for you to get it?
>2016
>Abducting cattle
>Not abducting socks
>>337973427
Poles don't come from a big light and slowly go towards on location. I see your point but they're not similar enough to be poes imo. Link was dead the whole time so maybe he imagined those aliens based off poes.
>>337973427
There are poes in the game, they don't look or act like the space aliens.
>>337972547
t. adbucted anon
>>337971752
Yeah I just chalked that up to termina being fucking weird.
Which it is. God it was fucking weird.
The music still creeps me out.
The fucking dice rock isles in Wind Waker.
Hand in toilet.
when i had a "going into games" machine - this woulve been early 2006- i used to go into majoras mask A LOTand one of my fav things to do was fondle romani at the ranch. one of the great things about fondling video games characters is they don't fight back or struggle because they don't recognise u as a player character..its like you dont exist. but let me tell you, she smelled like SHIT. in fact everybody i that game did..i got used to it after a while but that first moment when i smelt romani up close..i was almost sick. she looks clean & nice when you see her on television but when ur there stood next to her its a different story. The machine was stolen in the end and im kinda glad. it had started to take over my life
>>337974847
Bait
THE FUCKING PIED PIPER IN ALTTP.
>>337974747
yup
>>337973892
>they don't look or act like the space aliens.
that's what aliens are to japanese people
they don't use "the greys", they use "flatwoods monster"
they're aliens
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatwoods_monster
THE IKANA CASTLE IS RULED BY A TALKING BONELORD.
>>337973007
You mean "there is literally no evidence of them being anything other than outer space aliens"?
>>337974847
umm what
>Termina is never visited again, and its elements and events are just acknowledged as a curio of the Hero of Time's life in the Child Timeline
>the fucking alien invasion that happened in Termina is never acknowledged again
Gee
>>337972107
sounds like Zelda covering things up again! We know the truth
There's a lot of weird stuff with the Gorman brothers in MM.
>>337975615
Oh yeah that too.
Not to mention the Snowpeak racing.
>>337974747
Transphobe
>>337975710
what
>>337975615
They were just huge assholes
>>337975180
Man, you are dumb. They literally call them aliens.
Also the the space themed music.
>>337975615
my question is what happens if Link just 100% ignores the Ranch in the three days, then saves Termina?
So he doesn't help with the aliens, and doesn't help with the milk delivery (assuming it's the last milk they have with the cows now gone)
wonder what ending you get there
>>337973782
The game was released in 2000.
>>337971752
I found that hilarious as fuck. Same with the random hole with two cows inside.
>>337978094
whatever that was about
>>337979170
autism
>>337974747
i still like to think sheik's a girl
>>337979786
but she's Zelda, of course she is a girl
>>337980041
she's a boy to some, still
>>337979786
why
>>337976469
after the invasion the younger romani becomes brain dead because the aliens drained her intelligence. don't know about the other stuff though
>>337980225
She's fine after the invasion, just in disbelief
>>337976469
You cant unless you know how to bomb jump
>>337979786
I don't see why Sheik would be a man, by that logic Mulan is a man for half of her movie
OP majora mask is not part of the zelda franchise
its worse than spirit tracks
its literally just a fan mod for ocarina
>>337980412
Yeah it's a stupid argument. It's a magical disguise she didn't suddenly become a man. Hell in most models you can see her breasts still.
>>337980502
Bait.
>>337980396
Work with me a little.
>>337974847
Where did the machine end up? Who stole it?did she smell literally like shit or more like the sour sweat of a beautiful working woman
>>337975485
There's an easy non-canon reason for this. Majora's Mask was a cash in using as many pre-made resources as possible. It was only so good because it had so little oversight and it is completely detached from the timeline for the same reasons.
>>337973820
LOL! Holy fuck dude. Simmer the hell down. It's a VIDEO GAME! Think about that before you open your mouth and make yourself look like the saddest piece of shit I've seen all day. I know NOTHING about you except that you're worthless and have no life IE. time to check these things out and care. Hope you're proud of yourself. I really do. I sincerely hope for a SPLIT second you feel better about yourself because you downloaded and rummaged through all the levels of your favourite Video Game in fucking STEAM just to point out he said his opinion. That was going to blow the fucking CONTINUITY out of the water and blow our FUCKING minds somehow. Being that Video Games are known for their sharp and detective like continuity. Steam. Even the fucking CREATOR said fuck this and LEFT....but you...no YOU sat down and figured this out and now you look SO brilliant in front of us. Man....is my face red. I'm so ashamed of myself for not being a big fucking loser who has to spend my time nitpicking a fucking KIDS game (even in Japan it's for CHILDREN you weeaboo piece of shit) like you. Nice work.
>>337980335
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
>>337981057
no, are you?
>>337981003
You have to edit pasta to apply to the situation anon or you won't get replies.
Example: Majora's mask is not on steam.
>>337980225
>Drain her intelligence
Dude what, she's just traumatized, not braindead
>>337981219
Are you actually fucking retarded?
Like, holy shit, are you literally, not just using that word for shits, LITERALLY, a fucking actual autist?
Do your parents love you?
Are you beaten daily?
Did Uncle Pete rape you at age 11?
You are mentally handicapped, and your opinion is fucking stupid. I actually had to take time out of my day to read this stupid fucking post.
I too, feel legitimately handicapped reading this poorly structured response. Like, shit, you are fucking so dumb, your parents probably regret having such a fucking failure of a chlid.
You need to kill yourself, the world cannot cope with someone of your stupidity.
I hate you, and you should hate you.
Now fuck off.
>>337971752
sci-fi stuff showing up randomly in Zelda is weird
>>337979786
Looks like a boy to me
>>337981332
Stop shitposting pham
Dick magic.
>>337980225
and Cremia?
>>337971752
Would have been cool in the 3ds version they made it the twilight creatures or at least have them 'enter' the area in the same manner. would be cool as shit.
>>337971752
Stone Tower was a really interesting place.
http://zeldauniverse.net/2011/09/13/the-message-of-majoras-mask/
Disregard the rest of the article, but the first part is relevant
the fucking gerudo's pirate fortress in majora's mask is an iron prison in the middle of the ocean
>>337973007
this is obviously an alien poster
