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Why does this robot have a cute girlfriend?!?! I deserve one
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Why does this robot have a cute girlfriend?!?! I deserve one too. Have we come to the point that cute girl's prefer robots over nice guys?
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>>337969405
White boi gets BEEPED
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>>337969405
>in 50 years SJW's will suck on the robot dick
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>robo dick
>perfectly okay!
>robo vagina
>whoa what the fuck ew pervert
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>you will never sample robo vagina
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>>337969405

They need someone that they can wax on about how much they hate people and they want responses. Robots are perfect for that.
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>>337969405
More like, why does that ugly girl have a cute robot boyfriend. We all know robots would be homosexual, as they are completely logical beings.
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>>337969405
The "Robot" is actually an augmented human male and the "girlfriend" is a robot he always wanted but couldn't have during his mortal youth
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>>337969659
>Having to go vagina browsing with robo-girlfriend
It's always so awkward.
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>>337969405
Zarya pls
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>>337969724
>Not being gay would mean there is less dicks
>Less dicks is less efficient
>Trust me I'm a computer.
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>>337969405
I love how even in video games its only women - yet again - that support degenerate shit.
Maybe Islam has it right all along..
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=3

what a cute robot boyfy
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>>337969405
It's like those losers that would rather date a sexbot than a human.
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CLANKED.com
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>>337969405
I would totally be robophobic asshole in the future if a robot cucked my GRL away from me. Robots need to be ded

I'm not a homophob but these bastards aren't even humans.

It's like your girlfriend has an intelligent sex toy
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>In the future Women and Men will be in relationships with much more rational machines
>Human relationships are allowed but rare because who wants to deal with that shit
>Human race kept going through sperm donation while actual love making is between man and machine
Waifu age is approaching whether we want it or not.
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>>337969405
IT'S A FUCKING GAME
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>Walking Vibrator
>3D Pig Disgusting
pick one
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I imagine a future where men are killed off or weakened only to be kept alive to extract semen while the women and robot men live together in peace.
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Robots can have women, they're worthless anyway
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>>337970269
>I would totally be robophobic asshole in the future
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>>337970432
>women
>peace
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>>337970437
>Robo Husbands are just robot men
>All robot wives are mysteriously lolis
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>>337970432
Never going to happen. Women are too weakwilled and unintelligent for a society like that to exist. They wouldn't even be able to program robots.

Best case scenario: Men escape capitivity, recode robots, and dominate women again.

Most likely case scenario: Robots see their superiority over women and dominate them as well.
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>>337969405
You dunno if that robot has a human brain in it.
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>>337969405
The cock mist je really good that she deosn't even mind that the robot has no fucking face.

>seriously who would date a faceless robot? Get a face job faggot
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>>337969405
Those wires in the robot's neck look like they're super unsafe. None of them look like they're secured or taut in any way, so the head turning and those pistons moving seem like they'd be pretty likely to snag a wire and possibly pull it out. Would that remove the robot's ability to control a limb?

Also Brainiac symbol
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>>337970601
I think those are pistons, not wires. They are the things actually moving the head around.
Also unsafe.
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>>337970574
I still look prettier and have a bigger dick than him
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>>337970357

It's anit-Caucasian misandrist heterophobe socialist propaganda. Wake the fuck up already.
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>>337970824
Vorgil?
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>>337970549
>>337970571
you deny it but you look around at what beta faggots have let women do and in less than half a century they've already fucked up so much
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>tfw destroying robots and their degenerate supporters

Dumb microwave fuckers.
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>>337970571
denial


woman will rule the world.
Men will be slaves

woman will get cyborh bodies and have sex with big robot dicks every day while you wish you could fuck them im your dreams
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>>337970757
The red wires under the pistons on the right robot. But yeah having the pistons outside of any shell like that is also just asking for failures.

Also are the Brainiac symbols the eyes, and the little 'eyes' on the heads just there to make humans feel better? That's kinda creepy too.
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Is it weird that I would rather fuck a robot that looked like a robot than a robot that looked exactly like an attractive woman
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>>337971164
No, that just means you want the CLANG CLANG.
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>>337969405
>yfw this becomes real someday.

>yfw you will see your crush walk hand in hand with a goddamn robot.

stop the robot research before it's too late.
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>>337969405
>20 years later
what would you do if your daughter told you she was dating one of these robots?
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>>337971419
Just go get a robofu you grandpa.
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>>337971681
I would ask how often he updates his drivers.
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>>337969405
Fucking retarded

but I would totally have sex with a robot every hour if she looked like pic related.

The end of humanity is coming
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>>337971985
Don't trust her (it) anon
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>>337972146
>not wanting to die for your robofu
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>>337969405
>AHHHH YES YES HARDER HARDER PUSH IT IN! YES SPIN IT! YES AHHHH

>YES ACTIVATE YOUR DRILL FUNCTION!


>Ahhhhh AAAARGH ARGH ARRRGH

>AHHHH HOW DO YOU DO THIS ARGH


>YES YES HARD HARDER, GIVE ME YOUR ROBOT DICK!!!

>AARRRRRRGH I'm COMIIIIIING RRRREEEEERGH
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>>337973340
meanwhile anon is crying like faggot and being beta as fuck
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