Karl Pilkington just replaced your companion/escort/guide (or equivalent) of the last game you played, post results below
Who
>Final Fantasy X-2
>He'sRikku
I'm okay with this.
thug 2 hes my skateboard
>>337954263
>>337955141
Bald headed bloke, whinges a lot, also stupid.
>>337955056
does the skateboard have just his face? or is his whole body the skateboard?
>>337954263
>>337955141
if you dont know who he is why did you even come to the thread?
>>337953940
>Earthbound
"just take the Franklin Badge. won't be needing it in this cage and they feed me here so I think I'll stay."
"but Karl, the Happy-Happyists are planning to murder you in the name of their god"
"comfy though, innit? 's a lot to be said for hospitality."
>>337953940
theres a bunch of dumb jokes where the punch line is an idiot and after every action you do it plays a clip of ricky gervais' retarded laugh followed by KAHL U COMPLETE EEDIOT and then followed by steven going yup yup youre right rick.
>replaces Elizabeth in Bioshock Infinite
>Opens Tears to Lanzarote
>Doesnt give me the change he finds (its only 50p)
>Songbird is now Man Moth
>>337953940
A head like a FUCKING ORANGE
O R A N G E
>>337955535
>after every action you do it plays a clip of ricky gervais' retarded laugh followed by KAHL U COMPLETE EEDIOT
this though. I think we can all safely agree that Ricky Gervais was the worst and most unfunny part of his own show.
>>337955326
his whole body is the skateboard and he shouts "fuckin hell!!" every time i go down a big drop
>>337955141
>>337954263
go watch "An Idiot Abroad" on Netflix
>>337955834
>Man moth
>not agiant monkey fella
>>337953940
I just started a Japan game in EU4, so that fucker would make the best advisor.
>What d'you mean you're gonna declare sengoku war on those blokes next door? They're allied to half the bloody island, how d'you expect to take them all on?
>War for the Emporer? You're mental, y'know that? Here you are, a Daimyo, with most of this bloody island to yourself, and that just isn't enough for you. This is treason, you know; you swore an oath of vassalage to the shogun, you can't just usurp him.
>Well now you're shogun. Happy? Everything you ever dreamed? The palace is nice, I'll grant you that, but I just don't know what you're gonna do now.
>KOREA? They aren't even Shinto! We'll have to take a ferry to lead the army there, plus the place is filled with Koreans. You can leave me here, I can just watch over the court while you lead the army. Wait, why'd we lose 50 military points? Why're you attaching me to the army? You can't send me over there alone!
>>337955991
>Netflix
I prefer my shows onPiratebay.
>tfw Karl will never be UT announcer
>>337956268
than what ever you prefer
>Alice from MGQ
So like, your anus, right?
We gotta fiddle with it a bit
>>337956350
>than
Woah, you're even more stupid than Karl Pilkinton.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM1uADt40H0&index=2&list=PLD998CBCFB10607E3
What an absolutely beautiful mod, I can't believe Pilkington's management made the mod be taken down.
>>337957686
perfect
>Shadow of the Colossus
What're all these Giant things knocking about?
>>337953940
Dark Souls III. This'll be beautiful.
>"Oh. You're that unkindled bloke then are ya? Okay. I don't really know why they sent you for the job. I mean, if I want someone to get these lords of cinder fellas I'd want someone sorta big and strong. You just come out the dirt, 'int ya? But why do we even need you? Why can't we just tell 'em to pack it in and come back now? They're off knockin about while the world's fallin apart and why do we have to remind them what their job is? That's not really on, is it?"
"You know, I've been talkin with Suzanne and I told her I just don't see the point of all this. We have to link the flame but why even bother? It's just gonna go out again, really we're just wastin time. We're not even doin anything good. Why not just let that flame die out and then we can have a crack seein what's on the other side an if we don't like it then we'll just come back? Better than wastin all our time with these unkindled blokes right?"
>escorts me in the wasteland of [insert post apoc game of your choice]
>says something retarded
>1 seconds of pure silence
>clip of Ricky laughing his balls out
>ABSOLUTELY MENTAL OH MY GOD
