Would Samus's body qualify for Playboy?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10235062

Sorry, forgot the correct link.

Playboy doesn't qualify for Samus.

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>>337894794
Tru dat.

Every day ZSfags prove more and more that they've ruined Metroid forever.

>>337894794
Samus hasn't had a game in six years. She's desperate for cash.

Playboy would tell her "You have a great body, but you need to do something about that chubby ass".

can we have an erp thread?

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Would you "read" a magazine all about the different power suits?

Which suit is best suit?

>>337895124
You've got a point.

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>>337895567
The original Zero Suit. Only suit that is shaped like a thong back there.

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>>337895686
Nah, Gravity Suit is best suit.

>>337895686
Noob question: in which game was her butt this fat?

>>337894669
You do know she's trans, right?

>>337894669
>too short

She's 6'3". If anything, she'd be too tall.

>>337896320

Zero Mission.

>>337896501
Thanks. Never seen her with a fat butt in any other game, was it only this once?

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>>337896394
I'm considering updating this image by adding a few panels from the manga as well as Fusion's endings and that one Zero Mission cutscene that all show Samus as female at 3-5 years old.

Would that be too autistic and asking to be baited harder, though?

>>337896828
It was only that fat in Zero Mission.

Are people still holding playboy on a pedestal? And coming to 4chan?

Isn't Samus the guy in Metroid and Super Smash?

>>337897680
Does Samus look like a guy to you?

someone post Dodger's Playboy shoot

>>337896479
I dont know about Playboy or porn but models are favored tall in almost every magazine

>>337894669
No way an ass that fat would make it into Playboy.

>>337896510
Is this what he is called now? I just recognize him from using the words "fat/flabby butt" constantly like an autist and then talking about the cyborg lady from that one gamecube game like an autist.

>>337894669
Samus's ass is too fat for Playboy.

What about smash 4 samus?
She has a rockin bod.

>>>337894669
Dodger who has ok qualities for a woman got in playboy
Samus would get in ez

>>337902084
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Holy shit I think I need to sleep now

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>>337896394

>>337896943
Why would you use this image? It feels like it was made for poison.