I've never 100%'d a game, even my favorite of all-time (Super Mario World) i've only beat 80 exitsI once entered a Smash Bros Brawl tournament and went 0-2 in pools, one of the losses being to a 14-year-old girl
I ragequit when other players outskill me at Pokemon.
I complete one game a year despite buying over 20 a year
Donkey kong country was one of my first video games ever and I've never beat it
I hate almost every game released before 2012
I also hate those oldcucks who keep whining about the industry going to shit or whatever. Gaming is better than ever before, they're just triggered by normies in their sikreit club
I enjoy playing madden with my friends
When I was little I hated reading dialogue so I would skip it. I then would constantly get stuck not knowing what to do or where to go.
>>337849220
I usually only buy Battlefield and CoD for the campaign.
I cant bring myself to beat DaS3 without cheating
I just dont care enough to earn my win legit. I don't enjoy any area besides High Wall and Lothric Castle. Maybe Archdragon Peak but it runs like ass on my PC. So eventually I look at whats ahead of me, get bored, cheat in infinite health & up my stats and just see how much damage I can do with X weapon/magic.
I just can't get into old FPS games like Wolfenstein 3D, Duke Nukem 3D, blood, etc...
DOOM (1992) is pretty much the only old FPS game I liked
I claim that SMT is my favorite series of all time, and it is, but I've only ever finished three games in the entire series, and branch offs.Strange Journey, DDS1, and SMT4
My 16-year-old sister beat dark souls within a week of starting and it took me over a month the first timeI helped her out with a lot but still
I cant stand super smash brothers
I built a $1200 gaming PC and only play console ports because it seems like 75% of steam games are terrible
I didn't like the witcher games.
>>337850521
What was wrong with The Witcher series in your opinion?
At this point in my life the aspect I care most about in a video game is story.
The game-play will likely always be decent enough and I don't give a shit about graphics anymore. I just want to experience new things.
>>337850271
Ha me too, I use to get so angry I could never finish my games. I was a dumb kid.
I bought a PS4 for MGSV and Fallout 4
Both games sucked and I got a good PC later and now I have a PS4 that I literally never use and all my games for it are multiplats that I could play better on my computer
I started to play fire emblems for a girl I like, even tho I really disliked the waifu simulator at first. But now I can't wait till fates comes out (europe)
I sometimes still punch my keyboard or throw my controller. Takes quite a bit and I need to be in a shit mood anyway but it happens.
I never finish a Zelda game
I've never finished an RPG despite playing most of the major ones.
>>337849220
I think the 3DS is a piece of shit and absolutely love my Vita despite having a lacking library since I hate weeb games. I also think that every single game that came on 3DS is absolutely wasted and is held hostage by it.
I also get incredible nervous whenever I play a fighting game online and no matter how much I practice I usually get beaten up pretty bad.I also tried to git gud in smash bros but Im so predictable, its not even funny. Because of that I lose against everyone who somewhat knows his shit.
>>337850705
Nothing wrong with that, anon.
Confession below:I think Persona 3 is actually a good interpretation of how people should accept death, and the psychology behind all those mechanisms of fear and such behind it. I'm a licensed funeral director/embalmer.
I always strive for the hardest difficulty options in games and quit them as soon as I get stuck
>>337850393
My nigga
I watched Ending E for drakengard 1 on youtube instead of collecting all 65 weapons.
T B H that ending rhythm game final boss looked fun and challenging as fuck but I didn't have the patience to collect all those weapons.
i exclusively listen to hip-hop when i game, mainly shit like Fetty Wap, Drake, Future, Yung Thug, etc.
i play fighters andam ranked in my region in 3 separate games
I pretend to like Wolfenstein 3D more than Doom because I like being contrary.
I exclusively play Brawl, and only as Cheetah-Print Snake. I guess I got lucky one match and had it as my good luck charm, even now 8 years later.
>>337850039
>I hate almost every game released before 2012
>>337851172
Isn't the online for that game no longer up? Do you just play alone or with irl friends all day?
>>337849220
Link is more attractive as a shota
Despite being in my top three games I have yet to get the best ending in Persona 4
Mother 3 is honestly my favorite story ever written, and legitimately am depressed at the possibility that I won't find anything better unless I suddenly start liking literature for some reason.
I never liked Zelda. It greatly annoys me when my friends talk about how great Zelda is.
>>337851172
>it's been 8 years
stop
>>337849220
I used a cheat engine to max out the achievements in dark souls 1, couldn't be bothered to farm all those different chunks
I didn't start taking games "seriously" until the gamecube era.
I hate sony but buy their shit anyway.
I don't play games from genres I don't like even though I know I would like those particular games.
Evangelion is shit.
Half of Nintendo's IPs are shit. Despite this, they own some of my favorite franchises.
I pirate every PC game I can.
Sony devs have made maybe 5 good games since the PS1 era.
I get fucked up and play L4D2 on easy level
>>337851313
With IRL friends, same guys ive been playing with since HS
>>337851351
you're not alone bro
>>337849220
Literally the only game I've ever 100%'d isKingdom Hearts 1
>>337849220
I hate Elder Scrolls and most of the people that enjoy that boring shit.
I never beat Vergil at the end of DMC3 in the original release.
Smashfags legitimately upset me to some degree and I think seeing how stupid they post the months before the game's release and afterwards makes them unbearable in real life as well.
I enjoy my Vita more than my 3DS, and only Atlus bothered keeping that thing alive for me. Monster Hunter on it is trash.
The Witcher games are extremely overrated and I've never bothered finishing any of the games.
I enjoy Ys using the party combat and think Oath in Felghana is overrated as fuck, still a great game though.
I bought a PS4 mainly for Bloodborne and don't regret it. Even sold my Wii U for it.
I have only finished Final Fantasy III, IV, V, VI, and VII. The rest I've dropped or didn't bother playing.V is best
People that are idorts are idiots because Microsoft has almost nothing worthwhile anymore since early 360 days.
I sometimes go into threads port begging without the intention of starting shit, people just overreact.
>>337850467
I've played four and didn't finish any of them, despite putting 20+ hours into each.
I costumized a character in ttt2 to look like a girl I had a crush on. A few days later some friends came over and she also (because she was the gf of one of my Friends) because I had a little party and didnt think we would play ttt2. I actually happend and they mentioned that my custom character looked like her, I made them believe it was just a coincidence...
The Last of Us is my favorite game of all time followed by Half-Life 2 and Ocarina of Time.
I only became truly aware of Overwatch because of the Tracer and now I have it preordered because the beta was a blast and Tracer is cute as a button.I evgen bought it at Gamestop because they giving away a Tracer poster with the preorder and I'm going to buy her Pop Vinyl figure
I had over 3000 hours in TF2, a good portion of which came from idling, before I officially dropped it for good.
The Super Mario Galaxy games are the only Mario games I've played to completion.
I got into PC gaming primarily because piracy is less of a hassle.
I regularly played and was quite good at CoD's multiplayer up to Black Ops 1. MW3 was a complete piece of shit and the franchise never recovered after that. I think the MW1 remake could be interesting.
>>337850039
>85 NES kid
I go in and out of gaming heavy now but it's all fucking amazing!
I want to like a game like lol or dota or csgo so damn bad. I envy those guys that can spend all their time on one game. and all that cool shit they add to dota and skins in csgo. I'm very envious.
Aside from cheesing in the original StarCraft, I've never won a game vs. AI in any RTS. MOBAs don't count, obviously.
>>337851921they didn't believe you
>>337850026
Dude me too
>>337850026
How? It's easy
I 100%'d Kirby Squeak Squad :^)) >>337849220
Phantom Hourglass was the first Zelda I finished
>>337852351
No it's not, those later levels are hard as fuck.
I prefer consoles to pc.
Never played a single nintendo title, I think they're pretty shitty.
30fps is fine if it doesn't drop below that.
Superman>goku
>>337852596
I hate everything about you :^)
>>337852596
>I judge things I haven't played
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>>337852201
I don't know... I'm pretty good at lying I think
>>337849220
Uncharted 4 is my GOTY 2016 so far. I thought it's going to be Dark Souls 3 or XCOM 2, but nope, enjoyed Uncharted 4 a lot more.
Not sure if it will stay there though, because Nioh, Yakuza 0, Last Guardian, Dishonored 2 and more are coming out this year.
>>337852596
>Never played a single nintendo title, I think they're pretty shitty.
How would you know they're shit if you never played one?
>inb4 nintoddler
Not even saying they're particularly good
>>337852756
>you can't say anything bad if you haven't played it.
>>337851564
steam?
>>337852596
okay, you win, i'm mad
>>337852872
>no basis for opinion
the lowest form of faggot
>>337852872
>ALL nintendo titles are pretty shitty
>I haven't played one
>>337853006
>you can't say this rancid fly and shit covered burger is bad if you haven't eaten it.
>>337853151
You can't be this retarded.
>>337853151
sick hyperbole friend!!
>>337853151
>food analogies
Everytime
>>337853191
>>337853030
>>337853253
Seems I triggered all the childen today.
In spite of all the shitposting/shilling in the past few days, I kinda like YiiK and Knuckle Sandwich. Hell I liked them both way before they got spammed on here. I don't care what /v/ has to say about the >LE HIPSTER TUMBLR EARTHBOUND shit, I just wanna' play them both and shit on them accordingly.
>>337852970
yeah, im there at 2am rocky mountain time helping noobs up and spraying shit mass murder style.
i've gotten over 100 games from steam purely because i'm a girl (I don't even advertise it at all besides maybe a slightly more decorated than usual profile)
I genuinely hate the Souls games and don't find them fun at all
My favorite 2D mario is SMB2 (the usa one).
I gave away my Wii U to my little brother because i don't really play it anymore but if Zelda U gets released i'm stealing it back from him
I autistically get upset if my 'hours played' on steam is less than 20 within the 2-week span. I will run games i'm not playing just so to maintain that number.
I genuinely believe PSX has the greatest library of any console
>>337850610
Something about the long winded dialouge sequences just bored the shit out of me. The combat and crafting was pretty neat but the fact that conversations in game took forever and it felt like NPCs gave me their life story before even telling me what to do just made it frustrating as shit after a while, especially when it was a character I gave ZERO shits about.
>>337853151
With a game you can say you aren't interested in something without playing it, that much is fine and normal, but by ignoring it you forfeit the chance to provide an informed opinion on it.
Therefore your original post should have said
>Never played a single nintendo title, and I am not interested in them.
It is a more accurate assessment of your situation and not one that can be contested with logic.
>>337853805
>I autistically get upset if my 'hours played' on steam is less than 20 within the 2-week span.
...why?
>>337853805
>I genuinely believe PSX has the greatest library of any console
All things considered, I regret growing up with an N64.
I think the answer to the Portal problem is B.
>>337849220
>2 years ago my mom and dad get me a xbone for xmas
>fuck microsoft and fuck the xbone i wanted a ps4 they only got it as it was cheap
>have this retard aspie brother
>two months go by i wait for him to go to bed
>take a hammer and smash the fuck out of xbone
>tell my parents my brother got upset at a game and smashed it
>"we are sorry anon you know how he gets"
>next day they get me a ps4
I have a N64 in my basement with ocarina still in it.
>>337853904
I have no clue.. it's literally just a number thing with me. Under 20 numbers don't seem adequate.
>>337853829
I do have an informed opinion on them. Why can't I say they're shit? Its my opinion.
i always tell people that I prefer gameplay over graphics/presentation, but constantly go against that notion. I don't care about any MOBA's/MMO's being good gameplay wise, because they look like shit. I like football, and when I downloaded the PES demo and the FIFA demo I strongly preferred PES, but then I remembered all the hassle with unlicensed teams, and less leagues so I go with FIFA every year, even though it frustrates me more than any other game.
>>337853805
>Oh my gawd grill on steam
God I would take full fucking advantage of that.
There would probably be threads here warning about me before too long.
I bought a ps4 to play bloodborne but it didn't keep me invested like DS1 or DS3. It was like DS2 in terms of quality imo which isn't bad but just not amazing like the other ones.
>>337854113
Underage
>>337854213
I'm the opposite. I get embarrassed and worried if my number is too high so I'll stop playing. Even though no one will see and I'm not even necessarily (and likely not) being more productive.
>>337854113
You're the true autist in this story.
>>337854487
i'm 18 you goddamn retard
>>337852596
nothing wrong with accepting 30 fps but if you say it's better than 60fps then we got a problem buddy
>>337849220
I never beat Champion's Road.
It's harder than any Souls game, DMC3, or anything in Dong Freeze. I've wasted over 1000 lives trying.
I suck at video games
>>337850271
Hey Arin
I've never beaten Manus Father of the Abyss because I always choose to keep oolacile township open for invasions.
My Dad beats me....
...at NBA 2k16!
I'm scared to play online games. I just don't like disappointing people and getting yelled at. They look so fun :/
>>337850039
>I hate almost every game released before 2012
>>337849996
>I complete one game a year despite buying over 20 a year
>>337850420
>I cant bring myself to beat DaS3 without cheating
>>337850457
>I just can't get into old FPS games
>>337851172
>I exclusively play Brawl
>>337852596
>Never played a single nintendo title, I think they're pretty shitty
>>337853805
My favorite 2D mario is SMB2 (the usa one)
I can't see a difference between 30 and 60 fps
>>337854278
You acquire an informed opinion on a work by having used or experienced it first-hand, depending on the medium.
For example, you can watch tons of people play Super Man 64, but you will never truly know how badly it responds to the player's inputs until you try it yourself. I can say Super Man 64 looks terrible, sounds terrible, and does not interest me at all, but I won't imply or act as if my critique should be taken with weight, as it is based purely on second-hand experience.
>>337854905
Me too, anon. Me too.
>>337854989
30>60
>>337854113
you're a fucking asshole
>>337854140
>I own a popular old thing that most people probably have or had
How is that a confession
>>337854905
You don't have to. Stay in the uncompetitive parts until you're good enough that you can keep up.
If you want, think of it this way, you're letting those people down already by not filling out their teams.
I've never beaten O&S without a summon
>>337854113
>le blatantly infuriating greentext story in which anon is a shithead sibling and/or a cunt of a child
>>337854989
>>337852596
>>337855057
here you go lil tikes
>>337855023
I didn't act like my opinion carried any weight. I have watched people play alot of nintendo games, I have heard their words on them. You don't necessarily need to experience something yourself to know it's bad and you wouldn't like it.
My lil sister has huge tits and when we play games together i always make sure it's something like rock band or wii sports where i can see them bounce while we play
>>337855385
>You don't necessarily need to experience something yourself to know it's bad and you wouldn't like it.
No, that's exactly how it works you retard.
>>337855139
he comes from r/games, take it easy on the kid.
i'm far too anxious to play anything competitive anymore or even attempt to make friends to do so even though i used to be a comp fps fag with a full friends list for pugs/scrims and general fuckery
not even sure what happened
>>337849220
The only Zelda game I've ever beaten was Twilight Princess
>>337855316
I cant beat soul of cinders without summons but I beat the entirety of DaS1 without summons
>>337854762
It stays open even after you beat him dingus. Oolacile Township has no bosses. Artorias and Kalameet are gor the woods and manus is for the dungeon
>>337854113
You are a piece of shit
>>337855476
What's the point of critics then
You can have a general idea of what kind of things you do and don't like
>>337855476
Why cause you say it does? No.
>>337849220
>one of the losses being to a 14-year-old girl
that's hot
>>337855421
gonna need some proof
I'm so shit at video games i can't even beat Dark Souls.
I don't know what to do while I play FPSs. I literally can't ever control the camera properly and don't know how to aim accurately.
The only games i'm good at are fighters and kart racing games.
I think the sega saturn was the best console of its generation.
>>337855385
>You don't necessarily need to experience something yourself to know it's bad
Actually you do, because of the possibility something breaks expectations.
>and you wouldn't like it.
This on the other hand makes sense.
>>337853805
steam plz
I have played tf2 everyday for the past month.
The game is a zombie with a fan base that's almost as bad as undertales. But for some reason I still play it.
Sometimes when I get bored I pretend to be the player character in a first-person game. When I walk I'll make my movements repetitive and more mechanical, don't turn my head without turning my entire body, and whenever I need to press a button/open a door/etc I come to a complete stop in front of it before over-dramatically pressing/opening it. I usually do it while I'm walking between classes at uni
I've been on /v/ since 2006 and this place is completely different now, the only time that I feel like I'm the same person as when I was a highschool and a vidya game addict is when I enter a conversation at work with someone who plays video games and I have to hide my power level and pretend to be a normie.
I told a friend that I had smoked weed instead of playing Stellaris for 12 hours in a row and slept only four hours to explain away why my eyes were bloodshot.
I enjoy the new Doom game's multiplayer.
>>337855513
Same here, but with cooperative games. I've never played a multiplayer round of Killing Floor, as I'm worried that I will get kicked for being a bad teammate.
>>337855839
>he does it in public
no
>>337849220
What are you doing here OP, clearly you can't into vidya.
I only finished Thracia 776 with save states.
I use cheat codes on emulation because I don't spend too much time playing anymore.
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I Play RPGs and JRPG on english and being from Spain just because the name of some special attacks
>>337856112
What did he mean by this?
I have an xbone, I was on the soccer and baseball team in highschool. The only games I have are FIFA, Madden, 2k, COD, Halo, Gears, UFC2, and GTA V.
>>337856112
what game is this
>>337855809
I have 2000 hours in TF2 and I stopped playing as a new years resolution. I don't collect hats or items or complete shitty miniquests. All I did was play competitive and play soldier/demoman and harass scrubs on pub servers as pyro with 'get raped' bound to middle click.
Holy shit, I think I got banned from nearly all non valve pub servers by the end of it, I got votekicked a billion times and would always try to votekick any engineers on my team. By the end of it when I stopped playing competitive I was almost getting high off of harassing people on TF2. I'm surprised my account didn't get banned.
>>337855595
moron /v/ gave me the idea and /v/ and /pol/ are always right
>>337855645
Critics help you decide on whether or not you want to try something. It doesn't let you go "this is shit", it lets you go "this might be shit." You didn't play it. You don't get to say it's shit, the same way you can't just look at a video game you've never played and think "wow, this is the greatest game of all time".
>>337855708
Yes. Faggot.
>>337855969
you should try it man it'sfun
I get hyped for games coming out but the moment they're released, I lose all interest in the game.
For games I was really hyped for, I'll watch the entire playthrough on youtube on day 1 and wait 5+ years until I'll play them myself. It's what I'm doing with DE:HR, MGSV, GTAV, Rise of the Tomb Raider.
I've harassed so-called video game journalists on twitter and made one publicly breakdown (according to her ask.fm account).
I pop-off in my room when i win a match in CSGO.
I used to host the video game club in my high school and we even got one girl to come. Our most played game was Halo 3.
My dad actually works for Sony.
>>337856298
>I was almost getting high off of harassing people on TF2.
Damn dude.
I buy Madden every year and it's the franchise that I play the most. Gaming for me nowadays is mostly just playing Madden online and occasionally Hearthstone.
>>337855839
>whenever I need to press a button/open a door/etc I come to a complete stop in front of it before over-dramatically pressing/opening it.
Only if no one is around.
I often said "i suck at this game" to my opponent in every multiplayer games i played, i lied
>>337856375
>5 years
Why that long?
>>337856467
*Only if no one I talk to is around
>>337856432
Pop off? What does that mean?
>>337852527
No, I'm not going to let this slide.
Donkey Kong Country is easily the easiest Super Nintendo game. Its also one of my favorites, because I don't have a "hardboner".
Fucking finish the game its like impossible to not have 50 lives by the end.
>>337856352
So you can't say anything bad about anything you haven't experienced?
>>337856334
>/v/ gave me the idea
and that is supposed to make it better?
>>337855839
I do this, except pretending to be a mech from mechwarrior. I even hum music to myself.
I got caught doing it and questioned once and lied about being in a car accident and having some long term memory problems - the doctor said it helps me if I recall stuff from my childhood regularly.
>>337856453
Same with me. Madden, 2k, and FIFA get more playtime than any other games I buy. I look down on people who don't like them as the fatasses or uncoordinated track fucks from highschool that didn't like sports because they were always too shit to play them.
>>337856838
kek
my best friend on Steam is a goatfucker but he's a bro and the coolest dude i've ever played with
the first PC game i ever played was some barbie game with my little sister
I often post in threads of games i've never played and have absolutely no interest in
I immediately ignore a post if it has an anime picture attached to it, even if i agree with the point
Used to be a huge rager as a kid, broke 12 playstation controllers, 2 game cube ones, and threw my xbox out the window once when i lost a halo 2 match to my brother.
>>337856437
Worst thing about it is that I'm a counselor in real life who primarily deals with addiction to substances and gambling. I almost considered making an appointment but I knew that if it got back to my employer I could get fired.
I had to stop using a mic for trolling because my girlfriend started to ask questions like "what the fuck is wrong with you?".
I got creative and would bind things like "FUKKEN RAPED" and ".:R4P3D:. ~$!mply 0u7played~", I even doxxed a few people who were annoying or playing engineer.
I have spent an unhealthy amount of time spamming reddit with different accounts on /r/tf2 making minisentry and engineer hatred threads and then doxxing people who say they play engineer.
I'll never play TF2 again, for my own mental health.
I genuinely feel bad for the autists here. I'm a total normie with a girlfriend, a fat pay check, and i'm godly at most games i play wtihout even trying. They call me an idiot savant and i roll with it.
>>337856432
Cool, thanks for giving antiGG some legitimacy fuck head.
>>337856334
>/v/ is always right
>being this brain dead you can think for yourself so you let /v/ do it for you
Kill yourself, my man.
>>337856714
Sure you can, but it has to be phrased appropriately.
Let me give you a scenario. You read a critique of a restaurant. The review is harsh and makes the restaurant sound like shit.
Later, a friend brings up the restaurant and asks if you'd like to eat there. You say "No, their food is shit. Their food is fucking inedible garbage."
"Oh, you've eaten there before?"
"No."
"..."
You look like an asshole. You could instead say "I read a review that says it's shit" or "I don't know, it sounds kind of shit".
The same applies to video games. You can't say a Nintendo game is shitty if you haven't played a Nintendo game before. The new Star Fox 0 has really bad reviews, but I can't say it's shit because I haven't even played it. I can just say it looks like shit.
Make sense?
>>337856629
pop out of your chair, celebrate, etc.
>>337856514
It's not a hard rule but that seems to be the time it takes for me to feel interested in playing these games. I got a random sudden interest in playing DE:HR recently and it just happened to be almost 5 years after release. That's got nothing to do with Mankind Divided since I've more or less ignored it's development.
Maybe in 2020, I'll get that sudden urge to play MGSV for the first time too. It just feels like 'the right time' for me to get around to it.
>>337851176
How old are you?Don't answer that. You'll be banned.
I played Smash 4 competitivelyfor a year until I had to stop playing because of:
>Shitty drama between Melee elitists and Sm4shbabbies and between faggots playing the same game
>Underwhelming balance patches
>Bayonetta coming out was the last straw, I didn't want to a play a game where I had to fight pay-2-win faggots and hear drama over a glorified party game
>My local tourneys smelled like shit because nobody showered
Star Fox Zero is my favorite Star Fox game, but I prefer 64 structure wise
I don't like the Uncharted series, lost interest after 3
Pokemon mainline series are generally boring, but Gen 5 games are fucking great of how remarkably different they were
I never liked the old DOOM games but I fucking love the new DOOM.
>>337856924
>I'll never play TF2 again, for my own mental health.
That's uh, that's a good thing, I think.
Is it because you were dealing with a lot of repressed frustration and rage when dealing with people who couldn't see what their problems were doing to them?
>>337849220
The only Zelda game I've ever beaten was Phantom Hourglass. I own nearly every Zelda game.
I can no longer get into singleplayer games lately. I feel like unless I have others to play with and beat up and display my achievements/creations/etc with, it's not worth it.
I'm many times more likely to stay into an online game if I can be a cute girl. In particular, bunnysuits, maid uniforms, andfull non-revealing plate armor without dumb boobplatesadd another tremendous bonus to this.
The only games I've managed to stay into past actually beating it, if even that far, in the last few years, are Smash, Dark Souls, Soul Calibur, and a couple MMOs that aren't too shitty.
>>337852596
>preferring consoles to PC
>never played anything Nintendo
I'm not really sure how you work exactly, but I'm disturbed.
>>337856924
But why dox people who play engineer though?
>>337857245
>My local tourneys smelled like shit because nobody showered
>>337851984
It was reason for me to play dota 2. After 1.500 hours in it I'm really regret my decision.
>>337857098
I think that there is widespread corruption among video game journalist - this is what GG exposed. However, I agree with the general sentiment that sometimes reviews are unnecessarily harsh or unnecessarily positive: case in point IGN giving Stellaris a 6.3, despite the review being actually salient and outlining many good things that Paradox could use to improve their game the score they gave will completely tank the metascore and many of the fans of the game were fucking angry (it's obviously better than 6.3) so it's just a clusterfuck.
>>337857245
>>My local tourneys smelled like shit because nobody showered
I've heard this a lot of times about Smash and only Smash
What is it about Smash Bros that attracts the worst kind of neckbeards with no sense of hygiene
I couldn't bear Drakengard's last boss and had to watch the ending on youtube. I still feel dirty about it but I really suck at rythm games so there was no way I could suceed without practicing for like 10 hours and I would rather play something else.
I only play games with girls these days, guys are generally immature and take things way too seriously.
I'm an English major, and sometimes preface my statements with that to give some credence to certain arguments.
I proclaim i love retro/older games but my SNES/N64/etc are all collecting dust in the basement. I don't even emulate.
The only game i've played released within the last 12 months is Undertale. It was alright.
>>337856112
teehee
My friend I was going to co-op Peace Walker with decided he hated the game and dropped it after chapter 10 and I didn't feel like playing it alone so i just watched the cutscenes and boss battles on youtube
>>337857448
>certain arguments
Like what?
>>337857448
You sound gay, and I don't mean that as an insult but literally
My dad's new girlfriend plays video games and is ranked in League.
>>337857382
Which means the very best option--is trying it for yourself.
>>337857430
It's a game made for small children. If you go to a tourney of any game you're already more likely to encounter socially inept people. You go to a Nintendo game tourney and your chance of BO just doubled. You go to a kids fighting game where the people there are obese adults, and you guarantee the place will smell like shit.
>>337857448
>I only play games with girls these days, guys are generally immature and take things way too seriously.
Haha, no, you only game with girls because you were tired of getting your ass handed to you by men so you decided to pick on girls instead because they suck at vidya
I enjoy both Melee and Smash 4, and I want to participate in tournaments for both. However, my job schedule makes it so I have to work weekends, making it impossible.I also enjoy watching both game tournaments, and I get annoyed when every tournament thread devolves into shitposting between the two games.Bayonetta should be nerfed, though.
>>337857879
You're proving anon's point.
>>337857934
What major has Bayonetta won again?
>>337857271
Not really, It's more the community of the game that does my head in.
With people who I see I'm helping them move through the stages of dealing with addiction, giving them coping mechanisms, making them realize how badly they want to have some positive changes in their life and it's understandable.
With the TF2 community people are either ridiculous jews who trade nonstop, idiots who suck at the game and don't have any inclination to actually improve or meme spouting faggots. The community and the game are cancer and due to that I think once you get good you can pubstomp with almost zero impunity due to how unbalanced the game is.
The most depressing thing about this game is that it could have really been a legitimately great competitive FPS but due to the Jewish mechanics people got addicted to items and just play repetitive maps like turbine and 2fort with zero balance. Harassing people for me just became a game within the game. I have no inclination to play the game anymore because even though it's been around six months I know that I'll fire the game up and literally nothing will have changed.
>>337857323
I just could not stop laughing like a maniac at the idea of someone not playing engineer because they got doxxed. I think I must have made at least two dozen or so engineers quit the game. I really, really hate engineer - it's like why play the game if you're just going to be a complete faggot? It's the anti-fun class made for people who suck.
>>337849220
the only good game nintendo has ever released is donkey konga
>>337857098
Point is I think nintendo games are awful. You might not. At the end of the day who cares.
>>337857448
Hey when you get punched in the face by reality think back to this comment and remember that even people on 4chan knew you were full of shit by reading a one paragraph comment.
>>337858080
Why are you so thick
>>337857098
Lemme add on to this anon's post
You can be disinterested in something that you've never touched without coming off as an asshole
Saying
>never played ______ because it doesn't appeal to me/doesn't look interesting or very good
is different from saying
>Fuck ______ even though I've never played it and fuck everybody else who likes it
>>337858163
>one paragraph
At least I know proper grammar :)
>>337849220
i broke down and used a summon to beat nameless kingand lost
>>337858187
Why do you care so much what I think?
>>337858080
Nintendo games used to be the best games, however I think that their current games are not worth the price of admission (buying a 3DS or a Wii U), I mean you can really get by nowadays with a PS4 or a PC.
For reference I own every version of the DS and I own a wii with a huge library of Wii and GC games - the Wii U and 3DS just didn't do it for me.
>>337858271
You're missing a period on the end of your sentence.
Up until last year when I got a hand me down PS3, my PS2 was the only home console I owned and played on a regular basis
I have about 10 games for my PS3 and I've only finished 1 (Rayman Origins)
I've never played a Zelda/Metroid/Star Fox game
I used to treat my PS2 disks like shit when I was a kid and now most of them are scratched
I really don't like sports games
I was an autist who was obsessed with Sonic and constantly wrote stories about him in school
>>337858271
Even though you hit enter after every line like a retard it's still a spaced paragraph.
I have a BLACKED.com subscription
>>337856112
Man I just spent the last 10min pretending I was playing pong
when I was a kid I entered a pokemon tournament with 6 Abomasnows
>>337850519
Is she hot?
I like reading books more than playing vidya.
I still like Assassin's Creed as a franchise. I just wish the newer games were better and they'd stop with the Chronicles Crap in place actually cool locations.
>>337858539
>Kid
>Gen 4
Fuck, it's finally happening to meHow'd you do in the tournament
>>337854113
Underage and a spoiled cunt, kill yourself
>>337858652
That's not a bad thing, anon.
>>337858724
>no Jews present
Nice shoop.
>>337857348
If you're playing in the West Coast living life in a drought, I can guarantee you there will be faggots that don't shower because of muh water
Local tourneys also smell like shit because of the fucking manchildren that go there. Holy fuck, do none of these faggots smell themselves. I remember when I was playing a ZSS main who was on the chubby side and holy shit, I just wanted to forfeit and just leave the venue because he smelled like the worst kind of shit. I lost to him because I couldn't even concentrate with the abysmal smell.
>>337853805
>my favorite 2D mario is SMB2 (the usa one)
Why is that a problem? That's the best game eva mayyyde.
>>337858336
>tfw not that plebby
I asked for a Wii for Christmas because the PS3 was expensive as shit and I stupidly thought the 360 was a non-entity due to literally nobody I knew owning an OG Xbox
The first time I saw an actual OG Xbox was a few months ago
>>337858652
I play vidya instead of watching TV or movies, reading fiction, or anything.
Passive media feels like a complete waste of my time, and books stir my imagination too much that I lose track of what I'm reading and my eyes are just tracing over the words.
>>337854501
this, I try hard for my number not to be high but it always ends up something high like 70 hours in the past 2 weeks.
>>337859090
og xbox was best. early xbox live was like the wild west.
>>337849220
I never beat the final boss of bubble bobble part 1.
>>337856894
>I immediately ignore a post if it has an anime picture attached to it, even if i agree with the point
How you can agree with stuff you ignore?
>>337859150
Have you considered audiobooks while exercising or doing something simple (painting, cleaning, etc.)? I find that if I'm doing something with my hands or that takes up some amount of energy then I don't get too restless when I'm listening to something.
>>337854113
Spoiled fucking shit
>>337854569
>he thinks being a teen isn't being underage
lol
I rejected my weeb tastes for so many years that I now refuse to touch the genres I used to love, including any and all wRPGs, FPSs, and 3D platformers.
I claim Final Fantasy is my favorite series despite only playing 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 10-2, 13, Tactics, Crisis Core, and Explorers. I only really enjoyed 7, 8, 13, Tactics, and Crisis Core.
I claim the first two Metroid games were the best in the series despite never beating them. I'm also a huge shitter when it comes to discussion of the Prime games and love to stir up shit.
Despite being G rank, I'm pretty terrible at Monster Hunters because my lil bro carried me; I only play online with noobs.
>>337858336
fuck this stupid shit impossible to win
>>337858002
The character may be able to stopped by top level players, but she's insane for stomping plebs.
I bought a vita. When it broke, I got a new one.I didn't get a refund for the first one, so I bought the new one at full price.
I played League of Legends for 3 years, spent about 300 dollaroos on it before finally quitting with the dynamic queue changes.
I bought almost all DLC for Borderlands 2.
I once traded an entire binder of Yu-Gi-Oh cards that was worth probably like 400-600 dollars for Pokemon Platinum.
>>337858337
Because I'm enjoying my anger
>>337859150
this is one of the worst ones in this thread congratz anon.
vidya is complete shit in terms of story telling and originality when compared to TV/Movies/books (not all but the good stuff). reading fiction is for plebs so that can be excused, but it is still better than vidya. Videogames should never be part of your identity, only a distraction.
>>337859373
>despite only playing...
>lists the majority of games in the series
I went to a Brawl tourney and got really cocky in the finals match, I chose Ganon, and boy did I get my ass whooped
>>337859373
>despite playing fucking all of the
lol
>>337859390
I did. No shame in any of the answers either, except for watching Let's plays.
>>337858804
I play all my PC games with a controller for maximum comfy. Just not a fan of keyboard and mouse.
I don't have a gaming PCAll I have is a shitty laptop and I only play indieshits cuz running an AAA title sucksThe Wii U and 3DS are the only Nintendo consoles I have ever ownedI don't pirate, I'm too much of a moralfag
Pic unrelated
>>337858804
>>337859613
>graphics over gameplay
Fuck off
I think the hate for Mass Effect 3 is overblown, its decent.Anything to do with the crucible is fucking retarded though, but at least the missions with your old party members are good. I really liked everything with Wrex and Mordin
>>337858002
None, from what I remember. I think she's only appeared in Top 8 majors just a couple times.
But I've heard people have won locals with her, and everyone hates her because of that. Not to mention that ZeRo and so many people think she is the undisputed best character, and should be banned from tournaments.
>>337859636
I do that for the ones that let me. Is that really a confession?
The only game I've ever gotten 100% wasBionicle Heroes
I hate every competitive community for games that have some kind of component for it.I still have hope for the industry. I want things to change and I went to school for a CS degree in the hopes that I could put out a great game like Daisuke "Pixel" Amaya did and get popular enough to inspire more people to do the same. It's just that I'm lazy and I don't know where to start.
>>337859467
You do you anon.
>>337858004
Sounds like you're the faggot who can't even take out sentries. Maybe you should git gud.
>>337858336
I guess I'm alright
I play PCFPS with a controller, if one doesn't have native controller support I won't buy it.
TF2 is more or less the only game I've played for the last year, with maybe three exceptions. I no longer have the time, patience or interest to play new games
>>337859710
It is to the mustard race types.
I rejected my weeb tastes for so many years that I now refuse to touch the genres I used to love, including any and all wRPGs, FPSs, and 3D platformers.
I claim Final Fantasy is my favorite series despite only playing 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 10-2, 13, Tactics, Crisis Core, and Explorers. I only really enjoyed 7, 8, 13, Tactics, and Crisis Core.
I claim the first two Metroid games were the best in the series despite never beating them. I'm also a huge shitter when it comes to discussion of the Prime games and love to stir up shit.
Despite being G rank, I'm pretty terrible at Monster Hunters because my lil bro carried me; I only play online with noobs.
>>337859672
I tell myself the same thing, but when I really look at my choices regarding games, then it's true.
I pre-ordered DMC3 Special Edition years ago for a slipcase, still got it to this day in pristine condition. Also pre-ordered the original Crysis PC for a steelbook.
Purchased the season pass for Uncharted 3 and I still regret it. Shitty DLC. Also played the campaign on all difficulties including easiest and hardest
I will uninstall a game at the first sign of HP bloat.
I see it to be a waste of time and poor development to try to make things hard.
I think the Gamecube/Wii is largely a waste of money. There's only a handful of worthwhile games on the platofrms.
I still think Kirby Air Ride is a terrible game. Falls completely flat as a racer, and gets boring as a party game within 20 minutes.
I think most competitive fanbases are shit. I can't stand most people who obsess over competition. I'm casual. What can I say?
I dislike multiplayer unless its local. A majority of my library is SP only.
Pokemon is boring as all hell, and I don't see how young adults are still interested in it. Pokemon Colosseum was pretty great, though, and I'd like to see another one implementing triple and rotation battles.
Consoles are a waste of money at this point, since developers aren't focusing on making games with lasting appeal. What good are exclusives you're going to play through one time?
Nintendo makes some of the best console games today but the worst fucking hardware and infrastructure.
>>337859860
wat
>>337858004
As an engi main, Im so glad we made you mad enough to target us. It just makes it more fun.
>>337849220
I abuse th fuck out of quick save and reload. In fallout 3 for example, I reloaded,whenever I would use too many bullets for my taste, took a lot of damage, etc. I cant get rid of this habits and play like this in every game with the feature. Of course at the end it looks like a flawless run since I've reloaded 200times my fucking saves.
>>337859857
I always thought those wars were dumb. Everyone has their preferences and their budgets and their games and that's all there is to it.
>>337859373
Delicious pasta.
I unironically enjoy SMBZ and am eagerly awaiting episode 2.
>>337859664
Holy shit you are so fucking basic.
Dark Souls III is an unfair game that relies on cheap dirty tricks for it's difficulty.
I have almost zero hope for this E3 since I only really liked Nintendo and they've basically already said they're doing fucking nothing this year. I'll buy Zelda U obviously but that is still way down the road.
>>337849220
I only played DS1 because it was free on the 360. Finished it and didnt like it. Cant see what all the fuss is about. I also hate MGS series. Its literally the 90s version of todays movi.. i mean games
>>337860190
You ever played DS1? It is even worse for it.
DS3 spaces out the bullshit tricks far enough apart for every trap to have signs saying "Trap ahead".
I cant play characters I dont like aesthetically. Im not even talking about attraction, just the design. For example I wont play a templar in poe because.. Fuck this I dont want a old dude, I'll just start a witch or marauder and do my build from there.
This extends to fight games, team games, etc.
>>337860365
Except for the roof of "thrall hanging from every fucking ledge and will jump up behind you every step you take" just before the Cathedral of the Deep.
>>337860036
If it makes you feel any better I had a foot fetishwith my brotherwhen I was kidup till I graduated high schoolIt's still my fetish and my parents never found out, only me and my bro know
>>337859732
MY MAN
I remember 100%ing both the gamecube and gameboy version back in the day.
>>337854113
You need to be at least 18 years old to use 4chan.org
I still play wow everyday and enjoy it.
I also finish a new game every few weeks
I pirate 90% of single player games
Im 29 tomorrow with 2 kids and still put in 5 hours vidya a day
>>337858336
im quite plebby
I can't stand most things made by Nintendo. Even when I was a kid I recognized that it's mostly garbage made for parents to buy for their screaming infants that manchildren happen eat up.
I am forever looking for that one game I can play almost exclusively because all I really like gaming for is a distraction and a way to kill time.
I've been a part of virtually every community. Fighting games are by far the worst. Although I've never tried the MOBA community and don't want to.
PC gaming would be good if it wasn't all shitty ports and horrible indie games.
Last gen was one of the best for games.
This gen is the worst.
I didnt finish a single player games in the past 10years. I get bored of every game before the end game.
OOT always scared me, a lot, I beat it because I played with my brother.
Have all versions of Majoras Mask (N64 and 3DS) and have never played more than 30 min because it's spooky,
In general all the games that ain't into horror but have spooky things scares me a lot.
Nightmares!
I don't typically play games unless they have cheat codes, trainers, or console commands.
The reason for this is not because I "don't want to work for my fun" or because I'm one of those entitled shitters, but that I am legitimately bad at video games.For example, it took me 12 tries to get past the gate defense mission in the beginning of Valkyria Chronicles.
>>337858004
>Even Scouts can avoid Sentries and even take them out at some points
>>337860365
Outside of Anor Londo archers and maybe the 1st mimic I find DaS 1 fairly balanced. DaS 3 really feels like a sucession of cheap tricks that are just there to waste my time.
>>337852527
Nigga I finished that game when I was like 8, and back then that was literally the only game I was capable of finishing other than Kirkby.
You sure you're not getting it confused with DKC2?
>>337860770
I agree that the models do look pretty creepy in the original version. The 3DS remake fixed that though
To this day do not remember whether or not I actually finished OOT or I glitched through the game. I see clips of the game that I don't remember but I remember late game stuff yet I still hold the game in high regard.
>>337860521
Don't worry nigger, I get like this too, but it tends to be more toward female characters. I'd rather be playing as a strong guy instead of what winds up feeling to me like a diversity hire. Sometimes they get it right, like with Bayonetta, but at the end of the day if I had the option of playing a new DMC or a new Bayo, I'd go with DMC simply because of Dante.
>>337860725
>I can't stand video games. Even when I was a kid I recognized that it's mostly garbage made for parents to buy for their screaming infants that manchildren happen eat up.
fuck, sorry for the typo, guys
>>337860770
Are you me?
I'm not much of a Zelda fan, but other titles of non-horror games have creepy vibes that just gets under my skin and makes me drop the game to avoid all the eerie spookiness.
It can even be stupid shit, like NPC who dont ke but still turns their head towards you when you pass by, with a blank fucking stare.
>>337858336
>The only person to be born before 1990 itt
fuck you kids
I've only 100% two games in my life, Battle for Bikini Bottom and Witcher 3. Guess which led to me losing my job, gf, and any pride my parents had left in me.
>>337854973
You have to be 18 to post on this site.
I enjoy watching other people play video games far more than I enjoy playing video games.
Don't get me wrong, I still play video games, but I get more fun out of hearing commentary alongside it than I would just get from playing it myself.
In association with that, I've come to terms with the fact that I mostly like Giant Bomb as a friendship simulator. I feel like I've grown to know the duders enough to get their in-jokes and the ways that they speak, so I can smile at the screen while they play video games and feel like I'm with friends. It's not like my actual friends ever talked with me when I was with a group of them, anyways.
Echo the daulphin scared me shitless when I was a kid. I have yet to replay it.
>>337861328
go clean your dentures pops.
>>337858336
Least pleb person in this thread.
>>337858004
https://youtu.be/sUuqKHJLD-w
>>337858337
I have a deep distaste for retards.
>>337861231
>i love to suck cocks
fuck, sorry guys that was my bad. big typo with my response, sorry.
>>337861560
For which game
>>337850467
are you me?
>>337849220
I cant finish Ninja Gaiden on the NES. Is too hard.
I have no idea what my favourite video game is
>>337849220
I don't like Persona. I gave an honest effort to get into the series.
I played the remake of the first and it was okayish.
I tried to get through the second game and I just couldn't do it.
I forced myself through MANY unenjoyable battles and areas and I still couldn't get myself to beat the game.
I bought P3P and P4G but idk man. 2 just killed me.
>>337861646
Just bought TW3 season pass since it saves me five bucks.
I play mmorpg pretty much exclusively in party with my wife and so, we never do raid/dungeons, unless we overlevel the dungeon so we can do it alone. Its been great for games like Secret World where there is a lot of things to do, but shit for games like WoW.
>>337861730
>I bought P3P and P4G
>why.jpg
>>337861560
>>337861782
get a life faggot.
>>337861258
Yes, I think i'm you.
I need to add that also feel weird playing games with day/night mechanic, it's creepy to see time passing by in a digital world.
>>337861603
who are you quoting?
All video games are for children. Doesn't matter if it's on an xbox or playstation or nintendo, it's for children or manchildren. You don't really need to make the distinction for Nintendo games
Or are you more of a "mature games for mature gamers such as myself" type of autist?
>>337861886
Stay booty bothered.
I spend umpteens of hours fapping while raping lolis in Skyrim.
>>337853805
>I autistically get upset if my 'hours played' on steam is less than 20 within the 2-week span. I will run games i'm not playing just so to maintain that number.
I thought China-bearers couldn't be this eligible for tugboat.
I dont know anything about jrpgs. I did play the fuck out of Final fantazy XI though
>>337860725
>This gen is the worst.
I love this meme. Keep in mind this generation started late because while the new consoles were released most publishers were still focusing on the last gen games. Give it some chance. 2016 alone is a better year than most of what we had during last generation. Good games take time to make and so far lot of interesting projects are being funded. We are going to get that fucking FF7 remake you were creaming your pants over.
If you exclusively play on PC or are a Nintendo faggot then yeah it's a bad times with PC surviving on shitty ports and Nintendo going to the shitter but if you give a chance to the PS4 shit is looking good. Just wait a little bit longer before throwing the whole thing away, there is lot of upcoming stuff, if even half of what we've been promised turns out good we're going to have a very solid generation. Even looking back, we got MGS V, Witcher 3, Bloodborne, the Resident Evil GC games released in HD some good Weebshit for once. Things aren't so bad.
>>337861993
for you not having a life? ..... ok.
>>337860770
>>337861258
I agree with you, boys. I was terrified of that game as a kid. Fucking zombies eating your face, rising from the ground at night.
I was too freaked out to really play that game so I just dicked around for hours making up my own games. Hiding Link behind the crates in that silo in Lon Lon Ranch, playing the mini games, going fishing.
>>337859319
I love music (I'm a musician/composer), so I listen to music when doing chores or something like that.
>>337859501
I don't play videogames for storytelling -- story ranks below almost everything else about a game as far as I'm concerned. Mainly because most of it is shit, like you said. But I also could not care less about human drama and that kind of shit that fuels a lot of storytelling. It's alien to me.
I don't spend any more time on vidya than many people do watching TV/movies, and I avoid doubling up on screen time because I have responsibilities and other shit to do.
>>337856853
I played a lot of tennis in high school, and those sports games are boring as fuck. I can enjoy over the top arcadey games like NBA jam or Mario tennis, but "realistic" sports games are just shit. I mean, why not just go play the sport for real instead of some repetitive video game with a sports flavoured aesthetic. They barely even manage to capture the feel of playing a real sport since you control the whole team.
>>337853517
Two (You)'s?
Better call mom and get the camera.
>>337862078
For being a pleb 2bh.
gb2 twitch
>>337862062
>2016 alone is a better year than most of what we had during last generation
You can't be serious. Last gen gave us some of the best games of all time. This one is trying to see who can make us buy the most DLC for the latest movie game
>>337861880
I bought all the games at once. I mean... I like FF, Golden Sun, etc.
I thought I would have liked Persona.
I love horror and survive horror games, but I'm a pussy who is afraid of everything. Even Ico was scary to me for the first hour.
I can't stand online gaming because people keep talking. It's the same reason why I can't stand walkthrough or LP were the people keep making jokes or talking shit. It kills the immersion. I want the story, the atmosphere and the OS, nothing more.
Batman: Arkham Asylum was shit. The counter button killed the challenge, the fun and the whole game for me. I played for 1 hour and never again.
Fallout: New Vegas was so full of bugs and crashes that turned a possible 10/10 game into a 0/10, same with Batman: Arkham Asylum.
The PS2 was the golden age of vydia. Games died after 2010.
The game I am most hyped for this year isFinal Fantasy XV
>>337849220
I have a "backlog" that I never intend to even touch because they are absolute shit games, or i've just grown sick of them.
I have probably 20 games at 95% story completion.
>>337862078
>hes still replying
not him but cmon get some self respect. Learn to look at people and think to yourself "hmmm this guy is a fucking retard that probably needs help getting dressed every day" Then ignore them because you dont see a pile of shit on the sidewalk and think 'hmmm better interact with that shit" do you?
>>337852596
>Superman>gokuYou're okay, anon.
I have wcr3 and the frozen throne. I played a ton, but always custom games online and never touched the campaign.
Also for some reason, I was a fan of tower defense and would replay the same for hours and hours. I'm looking at you, burbtd/gem td and elemental td
>>337860725
All I got from this was
>I love cocks
>Seriously, I just can't stop sucking cocks all day long
>huge ones, small ones, white ones, black ones, doesn't matter, as long as it's a cock I'll suck it
>>337862325
FFXV is literally the only game I'm looking forward.
The first Tomb Raider was too hard as a kid so I never proceeded to finish it even now because I never had the motivation.
I only want to play the Batman games, i'm obsesed with them.
I couldn't get far in Nioh because i got bored of being killed that often and after an hour i was playing Arkham Knight yet again.
For six hours of gaming, one is for any other game in my backlog, the others are for Bats.
I want to make me a PC rig just to play Arkham Knight with gameplay mods.
I will buy Return to Arkham for the posibility of latin american dub and gameplay and graphic improvements from Knight in Asylum and City.
All my wallpapers are Batman related.
I wish to be able to say i'm failing at uni because of videogames, but no, it's only because of some shit Batman games.
Oh, and my only computer is a Macbook Pro from 2010.
>>337859501
I could list dozens of video games with better storytelling than any to show besides maybe three kingdoms (which itself is just a hammy adaptation of a superior book).
Tv shows are shit. Worst medium.
I was on newgrounds all the time when I was a kid and it was full of porn games.
>>337862228
Look at how long it took to get all these best games of all time. What the fuck are you expecting? 50 instant classic games the first year of existence?
Stop with the memes and look at things objectively, look at all the releases in 2016, Persona 5 alone will blow your mind.
Publishers were always trying to jew you with cheap tactics, that didn't stop Bloodborne from being released. There is lot of potentially good shit coming, VR alone will be interesting.
>>337862389
You'd be better at reading if you didn't have so much of your boyfriend's jizz in your eyes.
>>337862795
>Persona 5 alone will blow your mind.
It's fucking Persona. You already know what to expect.
>>337862795
>What the fuck are you expecting? 50 instant classic games the first year of existence?
No, but something would be nice. So far we have literally nothing.
I never managed to beat any of the Final Fantasy games without a trainer.
>>337862324
Give Arkham a chance. The game can actually get pretty challenging later especially if you crank up the difficulty. Overall these games are much more than just combat too.
>>337861538
>millennials
The last games I was looking foward to was diablo 3 and look how that turned put. I have literally nothing to look for right now, especially since the world of darkness game got canceled.
>>337859501
>TV better than anything
I came here to laugh at you.
>>337863021
I always play in the highest difficult and I couldn't stand Arkham Asylum. If the stealth section was decent it would be ok, but even that was shit.
>>337863034
but he was talking to me and Im a mellinial aswell. Born in 87.
how old are you anon?
>>337849220I studied Game-Design
>>337860770
>be me
>be like 10
>"Hey Anon, I have this awesome game you'd love! I'm going on vacation, borrow my N64
>it's OOT
>looks fun, boot it up, always wanted to try that weird 3 pronged controller anyways
>blank stares
>fucked up faces
>childish enemies that are somehow twisted and faked up due to shit sound, art direction and visuals
>weird textures
>music that somehow drab, weird, and shit at the same time. It even sometimes tries to be happy which is worse.
>weird fucking repeated, bit crushed sounds
>people just stare at you, unblinking
>weird fucking lag
>everything is so blurry and drab it feels like a nightmare world.
>t-thanks...
At least the controller was cool.
>>337850610
Not same anon but I hate the combat it's just duck,roll,and occasionally strike. My friends look at me weird and tell me to prepare for combat by reading in-game books or some shit but it still boils down to^.
I kinda want to get into it more but combat has no appeal for me.
>>337863219
If you hit puberty before 2000, you're in the clear.
You don't deserve to be considered alongside the Bieber generation.
I hate jojo and its meme spouting fan base.
I honestly think it's one of the worst written series in any medium. It really feels like you're reading some 13 year old's story they wrote in their spare time. It improves with each part (only read first 3), but even by part 3 it's still shit. It feels like a bunch of completely unrelated series written by the same author that he then retoactivelt lazily tied together. The first 2 story arcs take themselves WAY too seriously, and then the 3rd one is just a dumb repetitive shounen monster of the week story.
I summoned for Champion Gundyr and Abyss Watchers.
But I did kill Dragonslayer Armor and Soul of Cinder alone.
>>337862915
You got nothing because you don't look for good games. You chose to focus on some shitty overdone call of duty games while gems like Gravity Rush are being made. New Ratchet & Clank game is good too. There's a decent Digimon game RPG too. What would you like to see? A new FF game is due for September, if you wanted AAA action Uncharted 4 just got released.
There's a new Ace Combat game in preparation. We got some nice horror games too with The Evil Within and the REmake HD.
Again what do you want?
>>337863402
>you say Justin Bieber I say Metallica!!!
Literal child detected.
The Elder Scrolls Online is my favourite TES.
>>337863537
>there's a decent
>in preparation
>good
>2016 has been better than all last gen
>evil within was good
That was my favourite part.
>>337863538
>im a bieliber
>>337850271
haha this is any normie playing an rpg. i've seen it countless times. then when they don't know what to do they blame the game.
>>337850271
What is it with idiots and hating to read? Like, does it actually hurt your brain or something? Never experienced this problem.
>>337863839
I'm not saying 3 years of vidya are better than a long ass 10 years long generation. I'm just saying that before you go around memeing about "LE WORST GENERATION EVAR FUCK VIDEO GAMES" you should remember that it took forever for the 7th gen consoles to build decent libraries and that 8th gen isn't looking that bad actually.
>evil within was good
It was a solid game though. Maybe not GOTY but definetly good. Have you played it?
Anyway what games have you played in 2016, what are you excited for this year? What platforms do you own and play video games on?
>>337854113
I legitimately don't know why people got mad at this story. The ps4 is way better than the bone and it doesn't sound like your brother got in trouble for it.
DENOUTTADEN
I play GTA online a lot because I crave wanting to live the rich and eccentric lifestyle and escapism from my regular life.
I write vidya fanfictions of my favorite games that eventually go way off base and become their own thing. I just change the names./lit/ has told me I'm pretty good
>>337855803
Only reason I've never beaten a souls game is because I can't be bothered to do obscure shit. I don't like handholding but don't make shit so hard to find.
>>337864492
>2016 alone is a better year than most of what we had during last generation
>I'm not saying 3 years of vidya are better than a long ass 10 years long generation. I'm just saying that before you go around memeing about "LE WORST GENERATION EVAR FUCK VIDEO GAMES" you should remember that it took forever for the 7th gen consoles to build decent libraries and that 8th gen isn't looking that bad actually.
Backpedal harder.
>>337855761
I entered this thread just to see if someone posted something like this.
>>337864840
Where did I stated that this generation is better than the 7th gen? My post was defending
the current gen since you are 100% positive that it was complete and absolute dogshit.
I said since the beggining that you niggers are impatient little faggots with the same old tired gamer bullshit. Nothing even close to "8th gen is the best".
Also why are you ignoring my questions nigger. Answer this, what games have you played in 2016, what are you excited for this year? What platforms do you own and play video games on?
>>337864686
Link to some of your work?
There's nothing wrong with not 100%ing games. Most of the time it requires a guide and/or tedious bullshit to do it. There was one SMW exit I could never find. Years later, I find out you need to get a specific number of coins to unlock a hidden third area. You all know the one. How the fuck did anyone figure that out?
>>337849220I've never seeded a torrent
>>337865473
>2016 alone is a better year than most of what we had during last generation
Literally retarded.
>>337858336
Indie is shit.
>>337865492
http://pastebin.com/bcWib0Sz
This is an excerpt I posted to /lit/ almost 2 weeks ago. Its basically a what-if? retelling ofFFVII mixed with XIII, in which Lightning takes the place of Cloud, Hope grows up to become Sephiroth, Aeris is replaced with Fem-Cloud, Zack is still Zack but doesn't die as soon.
>>337865754
It was a poor choice of wording on my side. 2016 is a better year than any other year we had during last generation.
How is 2016 being a better year than any other year from last generation incompatible with 7th gen being better? 8th gen had 1 excellent year, 7th gen had 6 good years.
That's why I really fucking hate arguing with you, you faggots always take everything in a very literal sense.
I claim to love the souls series, yet have only beaten Bloodborne and Dark Souls 3. I enjoy the other three, I just never have gotten around to beating them.
I still play WoW. Yes I hate it.
The only games I've platinumed are Asscreed 2, Oblivion, Skyrim and Bloodborne.
I thoroughly enjoy some movie games.
I have a hard time noticing differences in frame rates.
I'm good at mobas but hate them. I'm bad at RTS but love them.
My most played game is CKII, yet I never really play the game and just cheat.
At the age of 26, I think I've become a full blown casual.
>>337849220
I'm bad at games but I enjoy playing them regardless, sometimes I step on hard even though I'm probably not meant for it. This is especially true for fighting games.
I have more hours now in CM3D2 than I do in DotA2.+60 hours
I play Resident Evil in japanese.
My previous setup had me play vidya on PC in an awkward posture. Moving in my new house. I had to sit properly like every other anon does in in their desktop area. It figures out I can't play like this and dropped my rank in CSGO 5 ranks down. Now I have to get used to sitting and playing in a proper position.I own a PS4and I don't get the hype around Uncharted 4, are they just a bunch of PCucks trying to come off as asshole sonyggers or am I really missing out of the game of a lifetime? I'm still busy playing the new FOB shit in MGSV.I was too scared of beating Fairy Odd Parents Shadow Showdown because of the walking suits in Dad's nightmare till I grew a pair 3 years later, when I was 12.
SS BfBB still stands as my favorite action platformer of all time. Along other THQ Nickelodeon games.
>>337849220
I will automatically dismiss a game if anyone mentions anything about the story. I'm sure I've missed some good games, but if you feel the need to praise the story instead of the gameplay of a game, your game clearly doesn't want to be a game, it wants to be a movie.
>>337864492
I enjoyed phantom pain and haven't got into fallout4 yet and I play fallout for looting and shooting so everyone who hates it on here doesn't bother me.
>>337867391
>I will automatically dismiss a movie if anyone mentions anything about the soundtrack. I'm sure I've missed some good movies, but if you feel the need to praise the soundtrack instead of the direction of a movie, your movie clearly doesn't want to be a movie, it wants to be an album.
This is how retarded you sound
>>337866667
Same about framerates unless it's like really low.
>>337850812
the feels :(
>>337849220
I'm borderline addicted to cheating in games.
I only say borderline because I draw a line at multiplayer and I'll always beat a game single player first. It's not like I'm not good at the games or incapable, but even going back to game genie/AR in the 16-bit days all the way up to cheat engine now, I can't resist doing something dastardly or goofy once I get the chance to.
I botted in Warcraft from Cata until WoD before I quit.
Got Glad one year using Honorbuddy to interrupt while I controlled everything else.
Knew tons of other top 5% raiders that used HB and special rotations to top charts or just not suck.
Over 50 million gold made, tons of world mounts acquired while I slept or did other stuff. including the Voidtalon of the Dark Star, literally woke up with it in my inventory, as well as other world mounts.
Set up a program to choose what honor gear to buy, when a toon hit level cap I set HB to farm BG's, I'd wake up/come home from work and that fresh cap toon would have full honor gear.
Farmed 40+ Alani kills (skyshard farming, averaged 5 shards per night in areas most people didn't know about)
Completed all archaeology related things with virtually no effort due to botting.
Account still not banned.
Quit 6 months ago, game is garbage.
I enjoyed Overwatch's beta and preordered it.For PS4
>>337869117
Same here anon same here
I don't enjoy videogames all that much, and only come here to broaden my tastes.
I'll probably drop it later on, doesn't have much flare as it used to when I was younger.
I finish maybe less than 10% of the games that I play, I always stop either in the final section or halfway through the game
I legitimately don't know how to play fighting games, I just button mash and hope for the best
I've bought every version of every Pokemon game
>>337849220
I played Metal Gear Revengeance but never beat Armstrong
>>337870131
>I've bought every version of every Pokemon game
Just when I was ready to excuse your faults you confess to the dirtiest of sins
>>337870241
Go do it right now fuccboi
My main language is Spanish so as a kid I still couldn't understand English. When I got the nintendo 64 with ocarina of time I'd go to my grandma's house, call my neighbor who was 6 years older than me and forced him to play the game while I watched so I could ask him what everyone was saying.
>>337859792
They're easy to destroy and it's very easy to dominate engineers. My main problem is how repetitive they make the game and what little effort it requires to play engineer.
>>337859958
Lol, would dox/10
I absolutely hate RPG's where any obstacle or boss can be bested by grinding. It's a cheap gameplay mechanic that takes the fun out of any game and only serves to extend the playtime.
>>337870410
That's the problem though, I took a break and now it's been so long I'd have to play the game from the beginning
>>337870579
You must hate RPGs then, because I can't even think of a game where grinding isn't at least somewhat useful
Unless you mean games where grinding is needed to best a boss, then you have a point
>>337849220
>14-year-old gir
Was she hot?
>>337858336
Guilty as charged on Ass Creed.I pirate the games tho.
I hate Dark Souls
Not because its hard but because I find games that use the medieval fantasy theme to be boring. It's the same reason I can't get into any of the Elder Scrolls games ... and I don't have a PS4 so I can't try Bloodborne.
>>337858619
>is she hot
>>337853805
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>>337870538
Go back to r.eddit.
>>337849220I hate Call of Duty and have no respect for Halo, and the new Doom makes me a little sad since I wanted something more like DOOM 1 or 2
If I see something even mention Undertale, I ignore it, block it, or if it's a person cut them out of my life
I hate the majority of turn based combat style games
I hate Smash Brothers except for Brawl simply because I love playing Snake
I've bought several copies of games that I have no way of/no intention of using, keeping them for collection's sake having already emulated them
I just spent $1700 USD on a prebuilt computer because I'm too scared I'll fuck up if I were to make it myself
I try to introduce my friends to games they will never give a shit about because I enjoy them and want someone to talk to about them
My first qte experience was in Dark Cloud first dungeon. I had an orgasm with the force of a thousand suns. I miss my younger days, everything was so magical. Now I can't enjoy any fucking jrpg.
>>337863434
Steel Ball Run is incredible. If you've read all the way through part 1-3 just skip to it. Part 4 is also very good but Part 7 is just incredible. Honestly though the first 3 parts are the weakest in the manga.
Here's one I know will get a lot of flack.
I honestly think that the gaming community as a whole needs to have a civil discussion about sexism in video games and the gaming community, WITHOUT resorting to mudslinging abuse or trying to shut down the opposing argument.
>>337863550
Is there dwarfs in it?
I don't give a second thought anymore about googling some stuff I need to know, especially in RPGs. Best builds, hidden stuff, maps, whatever. I just don't have the patience anymore for too much trial and error.
The only exception to this are puzzles.
The only games I've ever 100%'d are Super Mario Galaxy 1 & 2I really enjoyed Undertale and don't think its fanbase on /v/ ever got even close to as bad as people say it didI try to play a game I've never played before often, only to drop it a few hours in and replay one of the Souls game for the millionth time
I bought a $1000 PC anddon't really regret it even though it's overkill for most of the games I playI barely even come to /v/ anymore, I can't stand how fucking awful it's become these past few years
I've found that the less I browse /v/, the more fun I have playing video games.
My first and favorite final fantasy game is ff 10-2. FF 15 might beat it, since it was made mainly by nomura.
I prefer consoles over PC
I don't give a fuck about FPS as long as the game is still fun and playableplaying NES games where the games would slow to a crawl once shit got crazy made me immune to this shit
I think the majority of new games on PC are complete trash and the only games worth playing that come out are ports of handheld and console weeb games, whatever new Touhou is coming at the time, and the occasional Jap indie game
>>337872725
That's what I thought, until I made the jump and played Black Desert on max settings 60 fps. Sometimes I just have to stop and giggle while I spin the camera around.
Downloading Doom now. I also have other mmo's I plan on playing. I will shit my pants when ff 15 comes to PC.
i got a huge quivering shit log and i farted every inch it was awful thats what i get for eating several pound tub of sour cream
I'm in QA at Firaxis today and have been playing Civ 6. You fucks worrying about the artsyle need to be quiet, because it look great in motion.
I have my main steam account with just real life friends where I hide my power level and a second account with family sharing where I add autists from here, buy weeb games and don't keep my hours played in check.
>>337873245
>implying that powerlevel is a source of shame
I give my steam name to pretty much anyone who asks. A few of my cousins have asked what's wrong with me regarding my playtime, but I just laugh.
>>337849220
I now have "censor*" and "SJW*" on my word filter.
>>337873647
>not even 1k hours in a single game
casuals need to leave
>>337873854
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>>337873854
Agreed, /v/ is for /v/irgins
I actually enjoy watching games more than playing them.
There, I fucking said it.
>>337851172
Nigga at least play Project M.
They have a Big Boss alt for Snake.
>>337849220
I broke my Nintendo DS during a rage quit after losing a battle tower match in HG.
Ive spent over $300 on LoL skins.
I used a walk through during my first OoT playthrough.
I watch other people play fun games because I'm too poor to afford new consoles or a new computer.
I died 32 times to the bell gargoyles.
I'm playing Dark Souls for the first time and I'm stuck on the bell gargoyles
>>337873185
I choose to believe this.
>>337876157
everyone gets stuck on gargoyles on their first playthrough, anyone who says otherwise is either lying or using a guide
>>337874957
I do love Revengeance
>>337849220
Spent over $300 on cardstone.
Spent over $500 on dota 2 hats.
Bought WoW tokens to sell for gold.
I had a very well paying job so I wasted money on video games without a shadow of doubt. I still regret some of it.
>>337876274
No, everyone has different difficulty spikes. It depends on your playstyle and weapon choice.
I put down the original Dark Souls after I got stuck onNitofor a number of years before beating DS2 and BB and going back to it. His one attack gave me so much grief. You know the one.AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>337876157
>block the weak attacks, dodge the strong ones
>roll towards the sweeping attacks
>roll to the left/right for the airborne attacks
>block the fire with a shield
>use gold pine resin
If there is a game I am even remotely interested in I always end up buying it. A majority of time this is weeb shit that sits on my shelves for months before I actually play it. Would probably be a better idea to just wait for the price to drop then pick it up since I always am 8 or 9 games behind in my backlog.
Does anybody else put things in their butt for fun?
I buy one version of every mainline Pokemon game that releases even though I usually get bored and don't finish them.Didn't finish Diamond, White, finished X and thought they were good again, then Omega Ruby was the worst one yet.I'm still very excited for Sun.
I'm terrified of using voice chat and avoid games that rely on it. I tell friends I don't have a mic.
I bought a Wii U at launch. I don't regret it.
I don't like new FE games partially because I'm mad they won't make a new Advance Wars. On that note, Days of Ruin was under-rated, although not my favourite.
I like games with a character creator and sometimes buy them just for it. I have a character from a D&D campaign I use for them.This whole ironic meme culture has overstayed its welcome and I'm having trouble participating in any sort of chat because it's been getting on my nerves lately. People are scared of genuine conversation.
I loved Half Life 1, but I don't think Half 2 was as good. Like an 8/10 compared to a 10/10.
I'm an idort and enjoy mostly any vidya but I can't stand MOBA's. Everyone I meet who claims to play vidya just plays LoL. Hearthstone is slowly overtaking this.I cosplay.
>>337877480
Yeah
>>337877382
I do the same thing, it kills my wallet and makes me feel overwhelmed when I think about all the stuff I want to play but need to finish what I'm currently playing
I've never beaten Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. I got to the final boss and my sister deleted the save file and I've never been able to get momentum going when I try to play it again.
I like Metroid 1 but could never get into Super Metroid.
I like 2D Zelda more than 3D Zelda (read: I hate 3D Zelda) but I've never played Link to the Past. I've also never played Link Between Worlds despite owning it because I want to play Link to the Past first.
The only shmups I've ever 1cc'd are Touhou games.
The highest difficulty I've beaten a DOOM game on is Hurt Me Plenty.
>>337863836
it's not that reading is necessarily painful or anything, but sometimes you don't feel like reading a novel and want to get to the next gameplay segment
I think VGHS is pretty good.
>>337878378
So then the only Zelda you like is Link's Awakening?
I'm just a scrub pure and simple. There is no vidya that I can authoritatively say that I'm actually good at, more that I just kind of bang my head against difficult areas or levels until I win. Although I look down on LPers for generally being a bunch of attention whores, I have to admit many of them display far more basic competence playing games for an audience I ever would. I cringe to think of the mockery I would endure for all the stupid shit I've done in games before (missing areas, fucking up simple jumps, etc).
>>337878327
I know exactly how you feel man. I get halfway into one game and then I see 3 other games I still want to play right in front of me. Gotta learn to control myself.
>>337878736
I like all three Zelda games on the Game Boy, I like Zelda 1, and I likePhantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks.Haven't played Minish Cap and the Four Swords/Triforce Heroes games are just eh.
>>337864359
more because all that dialogue gets monotonous when you're a kid. I was the same and I read at least a book a week up until college
>>337878903
>Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks over all the 3D Zeldas
Okay, now you've lost me
>>337879204
That's why it's a confession. Granted the only 3D Zeldas I've played are OoT, MM, and a bit of TP (I had the shitty Wii version and couldn't the waggle). I'm not sure if WW would sway my opinion on that though, and I know Skyward Sword wouldn't with its forced motion controls.
>>337864359
If I'm listening to something interesting then I will skip any and all cutscenes and tutorial prompts. If the game manages to hook me in then I will read and watch. It depends.I always play as girl characters. I want to wear cute clothes and girly dresses, but I know it will never happen. This is the best I can do.
>>337849220The only vidya I want to play is SMITE. I tried playing other games, but cant bring myself to play. And I keep lurking here instead of playing games.
>>337849220
I love the concept of the Total War games yet I am complete shit at them. However, whenever I attempt to learn the game I don't have the time or patience to learn.
>>337850039
I know it's a confession thread... But god I hope you die.
>>337849220
I've spent about 300 hours in Black Ops 3 unlocking every gold item. It was extremely frustrating and tedious, and in the end it was not even worth it.
I spent a year and hundreds of dollars rebuilding my PS2 jrpg physical library a few years ago. So far I have only beaten one of the many games I brought. The rest are just sitting on my shelf.
>>337851331
I agree with 1 and 3. Especially 1. I've never played Persona yet but want to.
>>337879703
same
its fucking cool to watch two massive armies fight though
I thought the campaign for Black Ops 3 was incredible.
I throughly love the game, actually.
>>337849220
My friends have shitty taste and i always end up playing assfaggots and MMOs because that's the only way I can experience multiplayer with someone I know.
I hate those game's.
I also preordered overwatch without playing it first. I am likely to play it alone too.
>>337880231
Do it, a lot of people prefer 3 to 4 but I haven't gotten very far in 3 yet
I have over 10 retail games for the PS3 and the only ones I've beaten are Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, and Katamari Forever.
>got bored by Skyrim but enjoyed Fallout 4 way too much
>at least 50% of my top 10 favorite games are developed by Nintendo, the rest are indie games
>I've played most Zelda games, all at least past the 1st dungeon, and they all bored me; the one I dislike the least is Phantom Hourglass
>Metroid II is GOTY for me but Super Metroid felt like a chore to complete
>A friend gifted me MGS 1-4, started by 4 (because he told me to) and fell asleep during the 2nd cinematic
>I don't enjoy most turn-based RPGs, the only ones I can stand are Pokémon games and only because I like Pokémon in general
>I had a PS3 (with Skyrim, Uncharted 3, CoD, MGS 1-4) and played with it 4 hours max
>Tengen Tetris was the game I played the most during the first half of 2013
>I called Pac-Man, Ryu and even Cloud to be in Smash and no one believed me
>I've spent about $170 in iPhone apps (not in-app purchases)
>>337881103
>started by 4 (because he told me to)
He was fucking with you because you wanted to go in any order besides release. You're a fucking idiot and he's ashamed of you.
>>337882289
He said 4 would delve me into the plot easier than the others.
>>337882705
That's absolutely the stupidest, most baity thing I have ever heard about Metal Gear
Play MGS1 unless you're a graphics whore, in which case smash the games with a hammer and make sure he watches
>>337883158
I love low poly shit so that won't be an issue. I'll try the games this weekend.No I won't.
>>337849220
I enjoyed mgs5 despite being disappointed with the endgame
>>337883520
well then you're a faggot
>>337849220I have played nothing but roblox for the last week and a halfand I'm having fun
>>337849220
>I couldn't solo a single BB boss
>I never kept the cases for my PS1 games so now my old games are fucked
>I have 400 games in my steam account, and no desire to play any of them
>Same goes for PS3 with around 20 games
>I play exclusively on the hardest mode solely for achievements
>I think Starbound is good
>I've only played and beat MGS2, despite owning the Legacy Collection
>Spyro outranks Crash
>Owning and Xbox is a sign of Down Syndrome
>I only have one 99 on Runescape, despite playing on and off for 12 years
>I hate Gamestop more than anything in my life, but I go there to buy pre-owned JRPGs before the PS3 phases out
>I'm jealous of Happy Console Gamer
>>337856112
That's the most clever post I've seen all day.
Genuinely good job, anon.
>>337849220
I really like my Xbox One, it revitalized my gaming life after it slowly but surely withered at the end of the last gen.
>>337858336
Tell me how shit I am now pls
i play sm4sh competitively and just won a regional last night and made 750$
>>337860547
Oh, you mean the #1 most common fetish that can actually be considered a fetish?
>>337858004
Sentries are both one of the toughest and most fragile things in the game. Only time its ever hard to bust one is with a skilled engineer or with enemy teamwork. Despite the claim that they are faggots for playing a class in a game, you sound like a collosal cunt for thinking that a reasonable course of action is to dox soneone.
I still think skyrim is one of the best games I've ever played I don't think any game has given me that amazing adventure itch since runescape
I'll watch hundreds of tf2 videos on how to play or how to do shitI stopped playing years ago
>>337885728
>I think starbound is good
I honestly can't wait for the 1.0 update it actually looks fun
>>337858336
guilty of
>has ever pre-ordered a game
>gamestop customer
>ever plays easy mode
>was born after 1990
>watches let's play videos
>has ever purchased a season passIn my defense, I only watch any Let's Play video for games I'm never going to play
DA2 is flawed as shit but I enjoyed it.
>>337849220
I only play jrpgs. I have tried getting into different genres but I haven't been able to.
I tell people that I'm a game designer but the only game I've ever actually completed when I was making it was a shitty three-level platformer in Game MakerI'm 21, gay, and a kissless virgin with ridiculous standards and general disgust of the typical "fit" male body. Everything and everyone should be soft, curvy, and squishy, none of this ripped bullshit.
I've never beaten Bowser at the end of Super Mario World despite getting there over a dozen times.
I play on easy mode on some games because I can't be assed to try.
I liked Starbound
I still play Minecraft with my best friend on a two-person server
I've never played Baulder's Gate, Planescape Torment, or System Shock and don't really have the desire to despite knowing that they're all good games.
I think Diablo 3 RoS is better than Diablo 2.
I think Chrono Trigger is fucking shit.
>Never played Resident Evil, Final Fantasy, Metal Gear Solid, King of Fighters... and many more lol.
>Enjoyed Dragon ball Sagas
Never played a 3d zelda game.
I know I'm fucked...
I have no willpower to not buy a Musou game.
>>337895141
I'm console cuck and prefer it.
I've never played a final fantasy game
>>337896359
You haven't missed anything at all, so don't feel bad.
>>337861328
Halo combat evolved is as classic as golden eye to me.
>>337858004
>The most depressing thing about this game is that it could have really been a legitimately great competitive FPS
No it couldn't have
I absolutely love quantic dream/david cage games
>>337861328
so shouldnt you be actually out there, with a job, and a life instead of wasting your time with 13 year olds on the internet arguing about framerates and how you're so much better for being a 40 year old, 500 pound, basement dwelling neckbeard loser?
I miss finding hidden gems in bargain bins
>>337852596
Good until the last one.
>>337877624
That's because league of legends and hearthstone are simple games that can be fun and they're well known.
And I do exactly the same with Pokemon.
Andi always self insert in games, even more with character creator
>>337849220
I've only was able to beat the DS1 DLC in heavy armor and greatshield.gwyn too
Both of my favorite weapons(design) in dark souls 3 are R1 spammers.but I refuse to stop using them because they look cool.
The only boss in the dark souls series I ever needed a summon for was the crystal sage in 3.
>>337897845
Find them online or actually look for them. I got some dank games for pretty cheap online. It's the popular ones that are harder to get."
Long games aren't for me, seriously, fuck anything with more than 30 hours of gameplay, most of that shit is a fucking drag anyway.
Because of that I never beat Dragon Age Origins, and god knows I tried, but when beat almost everything and got to Orzammar it became such a drag just fucking kill me.
And fuck Persona 3, school life is all fine and dandy, but endless grinding of school days with charisma int an courage that develop at turtle pace is a little too fucking real, don't you think?
I play video games to overcome my crushing loneliness.
I have spent over $2000USD on Dota2.
If I fap to a game's character (in-game art or otherwise) I cannot finish the game to completion. It's some sort of mental block I have yet to figure out.
I once stole a younger child's Gameboy games and passed them off as my own.
I think Facing Worlds is the most boring CTF map out there.
>>337876587
I'm over 1k spent on dota 2
>>337900118
what's your favorite dota 2 item you own?
I have a drodo and I play supports just so I can use it every game