>guy with microphone joins game
>big long snort
>rap music
>eating chips loudly
>parents fighting in the background
>presses talk to cough
>presses talk to laugh
>that Mexican guy with 20 rotating fans and screaming children
>Join game
>hey Fred is this your friend?
>Nah
>Banned: lol
>>337779468
>WHY ARE YOU STILL UP
>Mom, I'm just-
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT 1AM IN THE MORNING
>We're just playing a game toge-
>WE? WHO IS WE? WHO'S ON THERE?
>Just my online friends, Mom.
>OKAY GET OFF RIGHT NOW
>All right, chill out, okay?
>DON'T YOU TALK BACK TO ME YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE THEY COULD BE RAPISTS FOR ALL YOU KNOW NOW TURN OFF THE POWER
>Sorry, guys. I'll see you tomorr-
>OH NO YOU WON'T WE'RE UNPLUGGING THE WHOLE THING
>Mom, no! Please! Don't, Mom!
>IT'S GOING OUT
>Mom, nooooo! Not in front of my friends!!
>TURN. IT. OFF. NOW
>sound of mic getting thrashed around
>yelling in the background
>can hear him crying and his mom screaming over him
>>337779468
> Have snowball mic because i hate little shitty mics next to my face, need a clear system for voice recognition
> Game has push to talk default off, mic always on
> Gives literally zero feedback to tell you your mic is hot
> 60 hours in 1 random group guy says hey **** your mic is on
> All those groups iv been blasting with pointless noise and now i feel bad
>accidentally press push to talk key
>barrage of 14 year olds screaming
>it doesn't stop
>whenever you mute someone, another kid joins to scream
>it's the only server running the maps you like
>baby crying the background
>>337779468
I can't tell if he is smiling or frowning
>guy with microphone joins the server
>sounds like ear-bleeding white noise, can't make out what they're saying
>everyone is yelling at them to turn their mic off
>they don't, and just keep talking
>>337780115
>dude, is that your baby crying?
>yeah, i think he's just hungry or something
literally 1 week ago in csgo
>person using voice activity eating really loudly
>"hey dude there's this thing called push-to-talk"
>"yeah I know"
>loud obnoxious chewing continues
>>337780256
>csgo voice enable ever
I turned it off like 6 months ago and it becomes about 300% better. Sure you miss out on some of the cool guys that voice chat but considering half of them are russians who just scream in mic and the other are teenagers who scream even louder I dont care
>>337779468
>join party
>6 people in the party
>i am the 7th
>4 people playing bf4
the other to 2 playing destiny
>one dudes mic kept cutting of and on
>other 4 guys playing battlefield
where yeling there asses off
the other 2 dudes playing taking about a raid
one of the mic's where beeping
>says"h-hello"
gets kick
RREEEE
that's a sonynigger's life nigger
>>337779468
>Join lobby
>Someone play Moonman through their mic for the 10000th time
>>337780948
Dont be so autistic next time.
>>337779468
>12 year old french kid speaking in french to no one in particular
>play nearly dead game
>3/16 players on the one server left are mic spammers
>they only mic spam when they die in a round so they don't disturb the living who then can't hear them
>they all take turns playing smooth jazz or the occasional techno/trance for the other dead players
dead communities best communities
>>337782674
forgot pic