you can only choose one option.
Mystery box will be opened 30 minutes from the time this thread is posted, or 9:30PM PDT, 12:30AM EDT 2:30PM AEST, 5:30AM BST, 6:30AM CEST, 7:30AM MSK
the box THE BOX!
>le mystery box
shitposting thread
Peach is objectively the best-outcome scenarioI pick Cobalt anyways, since I can replace myself in a game by removing the player character, resulting in the best outcome
>>337762023
Which one kills me
red obviously
>>337761901
I pick the webms, what a treasure trove that would be
whats the point everyones going to pick the box anyway
>Magenta
>6431 webms
>six thousand four hundred thirty one HD ten second plus pornographic webms
I dont think you guys realize the gravity of this opportunity
>>337762286
they're fucking 3d models
Is green a one-time thing or a permanent power? If the latter, I choose that, open my own company, and rise to the top by crushing all competition.
I then make the 10/10 game, and dedicate a team to the creation of pornographic webms.
>>337761901
>Cobalt
>Fix the world but make games shitty
Pro: Your waifu is real
Con: The game she's from now has Hillary Clinton playing as the love interest. Complete with laugh.
Cobalt Blue
Choose Sackboy
Then create a bunch of buttons which causes reality-warping effects
good thread OP you dumbass
>>337762023
I pick the red button
Then the orange ones will stop
>>337761901
Its a hard choice between the mystery box, blue, and peach. Immunity cat tells me the mystery box will say you will die gag or something, i am protected.
I'll go with blue because i wont be playing vidya forever to care about it forever anyway.
I choose the guy who owns the world to be put into the game.
>>337762441
"Gain the power to..." options (Cobalt Blue, Forest Green) are permanent powers and can be repeated any number of times.
>>337761901
Cobalt Blue is the correct choice here.
Magenta is pretty good.
Though if they're all 10/10 everything else will become shit because I'm used to perfection. So if I get bored of them then its useless. Though it's a lot of porn.
Green would be fun to annoy some people.
I'm tempted to pick naughty dog solely because of that salty petition and then I can make those man children even angrier, but only if they know that it has been deleted from existence.
Red is OP
Infinite replayibilty means I never get bored, so best value I think. Probably would choose this.
Peach is good but wouldn't pick
Cobalt is shit
If I could become a video game character then that is the obvious choice.
Mystery is a mystery.
>>337762286
Could be 6431 webms if your waifu being raped to death by niggers. High quality of course.
>>337762713
Forest green all the way then. Will to power option is always the best option.
>>337761901
>Cobalt blue
>Replace harem porn vn protag with yourself
>>337762023
Can I hit ALL of them? Am I allowed?
>>337761901
Cobolt. I switch myself with a harem protagonist. I fuck all his bitches.
Alternatively, I switch with someone from a fantasy game and go to wizard school.
>>337763086
well played
>>337761901
BOX
>>337761901
>>337761901
>>337761901
http://www.strawpoll.me/10225634
http://www.strawpoll.me/10225634
http://www.strawpoll.me/10225634
http://www.strawpoll.me/10225634
Get in here and publish your opinions
box
>>337763086
>>337763292
Re-read the cobalt one.
You only get to make them real so you're gonna have to woo that character.
>>337761901
Box
>>337761901
If the mystery box didn't exist then peach
But because it does MYSTERY BOX
>>337761901
>Magenta
ohohohoh boy
>>337763692
AND replace them with someone form the real world. You choose yourself and then you are in a harem owning situation
>>337762023
GREEN
GREEN
GREEN
>choosing anything but mystery
>>337761901
>red
> only 25
millions of people a year why would anyone fucking care about 25 people?
id just choose peach because it's not the beliefs that are the problem - it's the people who hold them
>>337764110
nice try faggot, it hasn't been 30 minutes yet
5 minute warning for mystery box, hold on to your butt holes
>>337764110
is a dingus
>>337761901
PEACH
>>337762023
>>337761901
Not video games
Fuck off.
go go go
>>337764634
Best one.
>>337764634
>It's the Mystery box is always the best choice meme
>>337764736
>>337764902
>best one
>not still blue
