>E3 2016 is less than a month away
how bad is it going to be?
Pretty bad, unless they release info on more Diablo 3 content.
horrific
>gaming = nigger
>e3 = white kid
Zelda Wii U/NX
Metroid Prime 4
Super Mario Supremacy
Chosen Souls (NX From Software title)
Killzone 5
God of War 4
Kojima Untitled Project
Lost Guardian (FUCKING FINALLY)
Halo 6
Forza 7
Scalebound
Gears 4
Best E3 ever
>>337748585
did he died
>>337749008
>Metroid Prime 4
>Super Mario Supremacy
>Chosen Souls (NX From Software title)
You do know Nintendo is just showing Zelda at this year E3 right?
>>337748585
did he died
>look guiz how cynical and pessimistic i am XD, arent I so cool and edgy XD XD XD
what a sad life you live
Commodore will come back and announce a 200$ console that will crush everything else.
>>337748585
>applying CPR to a guy having a seizure
What the fuck were they thinking
>>337749223
what are you doing
>>337749223
E3 is not a place for optimism.
Good games exist, but you have to punch internet on the guts to get em.
>>337748330
>Big announcements like Battlefield and Ubisoft's next AAA game are before E3
No leaks
No hype
It's been pretty quiet, actually. Makes me think not much will be shown, or that security to prevent leaks have gotten much better.
>>337749223
back to plebbit
>>337749346
>What the fuck were they thinking
you think normies have any idea about that shit?
>>337749346
What do you do when someone is having a seizure?
Only thing I'm excited for is all the new VR shit.
>>337749524
call an ambulance
put a pen or pencil in his mouth
put him sideways
>>337748330
Well P5 is the only thing I'm looking forward to
zelda better be gdlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUl54f4GS4g&t=10s
>>337748330
>how bad
Are you nintendoboy?
It is gonna be great.
>>337749895
(You) for dat boi
>>337749613
It won't be there
>Dishonored 2 gameplay
Worth the weight
>>337750070
http://persona5.jp/sp/e3/
>>337748330
Nintendo has ONE game.
>>337748330
Nintendo: So bad. The company who prided themselves on "not showing games you won't play until 2 years later" will devote their entire show to one game that you won't get to play this year.
Sony: Greatness, possible Crash Bandicoot reboot. New Persona info, FF7R news and exclusive demo included in PS4 copy of FFXV. Nier Automata delayed to 2017 in an ironic twist
Xbox: Scalebound demo?
Nintendo is a lost cause thanks to "muh Zelda!"
Microsoft is Microsoft.
Sony will "ideally" show the same games they showed last year and a few new games that they will show again next year. However, I'm betting most of their show will be dedicated to VR, instead.
I am not expecting much. One or two surprises, tops. The rest will be the same shareholder circle-jerk the last few E3s have been.
>>337749223
I used to be young and naive too.
You'll learn.
>>337750358
Is it confirmed Nintendo is only showing Zelda? I thought all they said was that they only bringing zelda for the floor
>>337750883
I used to be young and edgy too
then I grew up
>>337750883
>claims to be mature
>plays videogames
you just can't make this shit up.
>>337751184
yeah they're still showing other things, only demoing Zelda.
will probably announce Okami 2 as well
>>337751184
To quote Porky Pig, that's all folks.
>>337750883
I used to be an adventurer like you.
You'll get wounded.
>>337751294
>>337750883
It's childish to fall for obvious marketing or to deny everything because "the world is shit (tm)".
The good is out there and you can find it with not that much effort, but you do have to put some effort instead of letting others tell you it.
>>337748330
same as usual I reckon
>>337749603
>put a pen or pencil in his mouth
I was trained to not do this. It makes sense to to prevent him from biting his own tongue and bleeding out but you're not actually supposed to put ANYTHING in their mouth. They can easily choke on the object or depending on what you use it can restrict airflow
>>337749150
No. Your wrong. Zelda is the only PLAYABLE game. If you think the only game they are showing is Zelda your fucking dumb.
>>337751428
I hope you're right. Nintedo's is the only one I usually actually care about. They better show Pikmin 4.
>>337749223
I value optimism, honestly, but there's nothing wrong with not getting your hopes up for E3 of all things.
>>337748330
>Ni no kuni 2
>Some Deus Ex footage
>Cyberpunk 2077
>Serious Sam 4
>Shadow warrior 2
>Some Space Hulk footage
Not that bad hopefully.
>>337748330
>how bad is it going to be?
Fine for me.
I'm not a edgy poser looking for some reason, ANY reason, to bitch about something they never intended to do shit with in the first place.
>>337749524
You only do CPR when they have no pulse.
>>337751691
Sorry Brosephiroth, they want complete immersion* to make sure people buy Zelda when it comes out in March 2017**
*We have nothing else so please focus your attention here
**Delayed to Holiday 2017
>>337748330
Dunno, just gonna watch it for the laughing material
>>337751792
>Cyberpunk 2077
what gave you the idea?
It's going to be a fucking shitshow like always and I'm going to get drunk and laugh at it.
What's everyone planning on drinking this year? I'm thinking about alternating between rum and vodka.
>>337752161
bleach
>>337751878
No pulse and no breathing with loss of conciousness.
>>337750104
This
>>337749524
>>337749603
>>337751629
Also remove any objects around him to prevent any injuries. The area needs to be completely clear around him. And remember there's nothing you can do to stop a seizure. You have to let it happen until the ambulance gets there. If he stops moving and has no pulse do CPR. If he stops moving but has a pulse do nothing.
Sony and Microsoft will show what they showed last year. Horizon, TLG, Recore, Scalebound, Crackdown.
Every one of them is 2017 now
Ubisoft shows off some stuff they did last year, like Ghost Recon and finally shows off AC after its taken a year break and releases in early 2017.
>>337750104
>Beth has the best conference because it has Arkhane Studios showing Dishonored and Prey 2
>>337752161
Whisky as usual.
>>337748330
>New Red Dead game
it's going to be good.
Anyone got the schedule?
>>337749150
>soulsfags still think there will be another souls game
>>337752063
Well whoever did is wrong, it's confirmed to not be there. CDPR will be there and they're apparently releasing a game later this year, probably mobile Gwent.
Personally I want to see Scalebond and Recore from MS, The Last Guardian from Sony, and that's it. It'll be fun to laugh at whatever Bethesda, Ubisoft, and EA do.
>>337752869
>going on E3 to show mobile game
for what purpose
>>337753175
money
>>337751792
That line up is fucking terrible. The definition of generic shit.
>>337752745
1pm shit
2pm shit
3pm shit
4pmshit
no need to thank me lad
>>337749223
Nothing wrong with pessimism if you know there is always a chance things won't go the way you think and try your best anyway.
Look at it this way:
For an optimist, since they are always expecting something good, when something good happens, they experience regular satisfaction. When something bad happens they are devastated because they were banking on something good happening.
For a pessimist, since they are always expecting something bad, when something bad happens, they can continue forward more unfazed than an optimist since they were expecting it. And when something good happens it's very satisfying to see you were wrong.
it's gonna get bad
very bad
