>Destroyer has joined the game
>>337733942
>jesika:Dxdxd joins game
>xXxRebornxXx Has joined the game
>Gregor has joined the server
>Dan/Joe/Sam/Luke has joined the game
Anyone with short, capitalised real name is usually disgustingly good
>andrew.henderson2001 has joined the game
>DarkShadowAngel has joined the game
>xxx420zPU$$ISL@YRxxx has joined the game
>Xx_Sasuke_xX has joined the game
I swear 10 years ago this was actually a common thing
>cyкaмacтepблыaт420цчeeкибpeeкиapтыoм has joined the game
>>337737061
>losing heavily
>someone on your team rage quits
>*Gregor has joined your team*
>Gregor carries the team and kills everyone
>"t-thanks Gregor"
>no response
>next level loads up
>*Player Gregor has left the game*
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>Player has joined the game
>>337737136
No, seriously. what the fuck is up with this trend? Are these just bored engineers or scientists who just log on with some generic fucking name and destroy everyone?
Dave sounds like the server admin you'd know in your fucking IT department
>>337738116
They probably just play quake live when shit's not on fire everywhere
>>337737136
from my experience short names (7>) all lower case with english letters are absolute gods
>Xx_JustKilledYou_xX has joined the game
>>337738343
>player with only a 2-character username has joined the server
>the entire population of Zimbabwe committed suicide
"Embrac3 of DARKN3$$" has joined the game
>Zezima has connected
>...It's Havoc!
>Ur mom has joined the game
>You were killed by Ur mom
>>337739336
>Your mom has joined the game
>Your mom killed Your dad with a shotgun
Therapist has joined the game
>Shimakaze has joined the game
>Rainbow Dash has joined the game
>Rainbow Dash(2) has joined the game
>- pixie - has joined the game
> |<3|1000%gay|no mic|no sound|no keyboard| has joined the server
[CLANTAG] <name> has joined the game
>they're always fucking bad at the game and loud over voice comms
>>337740765
>change name to include their clan tag
>switch to enemy team
>focus on killing just that one guy
>mfw he sends an invite to his clan steam group
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>"" has joined the game
>ear rape
>can't mute them
>>337741239
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>edgemaster666 has joined the game
>Back in the day
>Playing Planetside
>NC because Fuck Yeah!
>Lost a whole continent to the TR
>Fuck it, get everyone to the main base
>Plan on a mass invasion, then retaking the continent
>About 120 people show up
>Drivers spawn their vehicles, infantry load in
>We enter through the world portal at the same time
>Steamroll the continent, they were not prepared
>About halfway through, start to meet resistance
>I was driving a heavy tank solo
>Pick up a guy name jeff (how he got that generic name before someone else, I have no idea)
>Getting repelled at a main base, we decide to fall back and regroup
>Driving away, maybe 30% health in the tank, being chased by 2 mosquitos and 1 of the other attack planes, raven or reaver?
>Dodging missiles, no hope
>jeff says to stop and hold our ground
>I stop, he jumps out, gets under the tank
>Motherfucker is a rank 3 engineer
>Starts to repair the tank
>I take the turret and start to fire
>End up taking out one mosquito quick, trading fire with the other two
>jeff is repairing the tank as fast as the enemy can damage it
>Take down the other enemy aircraft, just us and one mosquito left
>After 10 minutes of trading shots, he books it
>jeff hops in, I tell him that was fucking awesome
>He just says that he was doing his job
>Meet back up with the rest of the force, now being attacked by the TR at one of the bases central on the continent
>jeff says he has to go, shoots me a friend request, and bounces
>Never see him again
jeff, I hope you are doing well.
>>337742660
>>337733942
>Kevin has joined the game
