SGDQ 16
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It's almost here, you ready?
>>337680930
What date does it start exactly?
I like that jump.
SAVE THE ANIMALS
HYOOOOOOPEE
I'm looking forward to a week of background noise.
>>337680967
Beginning of July bruh bruh
>>337680930
No familiar with this year's schedule yet, anything good?
>NASA on Thursday
>SGDQ in July
>ESA later in July
NASA's first stream next week, hope it's good.
>watching
>SGDQ
>when the best speedrunning marathon happened like a couple of weeks ago already
did non of you faggots watch Chibi's eastern speedsters """"charity"""" marathon?
shit was a meme goldmine of fuckups and having the channel taken over live to show goatsee
>>337680967
soon
Friendly reminder that NASA will be much better than SGDQ.
>No rules set in place to sap the fun out of the event
>No charity bullshit so we don't need to listen to a guy reading out donations all day every day
>Actual good games being streamed (No 20 hour jrpg "speedrun"
Let's kick cancer's butt
Greetings from germany
My friends mothers land lords second cousins boyfriend died of cancer. Lets kick cancer in the butt! HYOPPE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>337681441
Anyone get a recording of it happening?
>>337681553
Wait I thought they were doing a charity for Doctor's Without Boarders?
>>337681634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASlkYDjJEJs
>>337681553
what does NASA stand for, besides the obvious
>>337681741
>That voice
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>337681943
North American Speedrunner Assembly
>>337681741
Jesus Christ that's hilarious.
>>337681943
North American Soup Association
>>337680930
Chibi is actually pretty handsome. Too bad he doesn't know how to style his hair, dresses like shit and doesn't shave.
Im ready for the cringe, though I hope there wont be any moments that are too intense. Its impossible to relax when watching them because the people playing and their pals are fucking autistic, everytime. Everytime one of the asshats playing open their mouth, cringe follows.
>>337681553
NASA starts Thursday
>>337681741
>got gg'd
What the hell does that mean?
>>337680930
I will only watch if there is some cuckoldry involved to be honest family.
>>337681553
The first day ends with FF12
>>337682391
Will the NASA runs be uploaded to youtube or something later? There are a few that I would like to watch, but I have to work.
>>337681115
Hello Germany here ;)
>>337681402
>>337681553
NASA does speedruns now?
>>337681553
>No witwix
dropped.
Okay so what's going on here?
The page doesn't seem to list couch commentators any more so what is this? Passing the controller or something?
>>337682391
>Dustforce
>Any%
Even SGDQ is less casual than those faggots over in /srg/.
Nobody wants to watch dustforce any%, that's fucking worthless and boring as hell to watch.
Get the fuck outta here.
>>337682602
Since the state doesn't give them budget anymore they gotta find it somehow.
>>337680930
What happened here again? Tas' time got BTFO by Chibi, Tas got butthurt and accuse him of cheats? Or did Chibi really cheat?
>>337682391
>dark souls
POGCHAMP. This gonna be streamed on twitch?
>>337682826
He used a cheat to make a near impossible jump and got called out for it.
>>337682826
Actual cheat
>CV64
>its not cosmo running it
What was his problem?
>>337682826
HE LIKED THAT JUMP!
NO WAYYY
>>337681741
sounds like Mr Plinkett' son
>>337680930
Hasn't the quality for these shows been getting progressively worse since the third or fourth year? What's there to be getting ready for?
>>337682391
>Jumpjet Rex
I remember that game. The dev gave out a bunch of free copies on /v/ when it released.
Maybe I'll reinstall it and see if he improved it since release.
>>337682434
gamergated
>>337683002
>his
>>337682971
naspeedrunnerassembly on twitch
>>337682991
>>337682995
Thanks. It's hard to follow all the speedruns because of work :(
I'm not watching it this year after how shitty the last few years have been
>>337683169
He gave pretty much everybody a copy.
>Said to him I hope his game his doing well
>He said it bombed
>Still continues giving the game out for free
Absolute madman.
>>337682826
>cheated in vidya
>got banned from ever submitting a score again on any speed running site while previous PB's got deleted
>ended up having nudes leaked
>ended up getting pizzabomb'd nonstop
>ended up having gf leave him cause /srg/ posted her dox and kept calling her
>ended up attempting sudoku by drinking bleach and strangling himselfwith his own hands
vidya is serious business
>>337681553
>godhand easy NG+
a sad
>>337680930
Honestly, the dude would have made the claim even if Chibi did it legit.
>>337683119
I'd say people were getting ready for cringe but it's so sanitized they ban anything that could cause it in advance now.
>>337680930
Nothing I am interested in is playing at a reasonable time.
>>337682826
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
I LIKE THAT JUMP!!!
>>337683301
>it bombed
:(
>>337681615
well that's get depressing really fast
>>337683305
>and strangling himselfwith his own hands
Kek'd. Source on this one?
>>337682781
Ho
ly
fuck
ing
shit
Why do these utter retards keep doing any percent dustforce after the outrage from the last ADGQ dustforce any percent run?
>>337683305
>strangling himself with his own hands
While he may have failed and tried to drink bleach like a 13 year old girl. Strangling yourself to death is pretty manly.
>>337683325
Can't wait for running past all enemies and god move spam/roulette spam
Honestly, it's not a very good game to speedrun.
>>337683510
>>337682781
Calm down niggers, I think there's an SS run happening at SGDQunless some anon lied to me, I haven't actually checked
>>337683510
>outrage
What "outrage"?
>>337683504
it was on his old twitter before deleting it with his twitch after he got caught cheating
he apparently got the idea from another guy
>>337683781
I think by outrage he means "everybody in the speedrun threads were bored as hell and throwing a shitfit because they wanted a run in which the guy got an SS on every stage" instead of just skipping past everything.
>>337683641
You cant strangle yourself with hands only. As soon as you will start losing your consciousness your hands will loose the grip
>>337682391
How do f zero gx speedrunners compete with that crazy lightspeed TAS abusing.
>>337683857
>So desperate for attention he will try to kill himself just because others killing themselves are getting attention
>>337683857
>laundry detergent
>not bleach
He can't even sudoku right.
>>337683857
thanks senpai
>>337681741
I don't understand twitch culture
How did someone hack the stream? Were they using some kind of remote access program and accidentally made the password public?
>>337684001
I sincerely doubt he actually tried. He's clearly autistic, he probably just did it for the attention because he can't tell what's acceptable and unacceptable by himself.
>>337683945
Hence a manliness rating of 9.
>>337684112
He accidentally showed on stream a password that lets you stream through his twitch account
>>337684198
Oh, havent read your pic, sorry
>>337684232
but wasn't the original guy's stream still on screen as well as the person who brought up goatse? Or was whoever logged into his account also a speedrunner who had a bunch of timer shit set up?
>>337684005
Etergent, anon. This is the real deal.
>>337684112
they used teamviewer to control everything remotely from chibi's computer
someone showed the PW on the stream and the rest is history from there
>>337684329
They were using teamviewer to stream which allows people to remotely control chibi's computer
I like that jump
>>337684374
>>337684490
Who is 'they'? A group of people who set out to hijack chibi's stream?
Why was chibi using teamviewer in the first place?
>>337680930
>tfw I think the speedrunning community is weird as fuck but I enjoy watching them with twitch and /v/
it almost feels like a bonding experience, I can't wait
who /TEAMChibi/ here?
What's next for his career?
>>337684692
>trashcan.jpg
>>337684692
becoming trans
>>337684692
>>337684763
I hope this
>>337684654
>Who is 'they'?
the staff
>Why was chibi using teamviewer in the first place?
"""""production value"""""""
>>337683510
They did do 100 % once and the runner kept choking so now we must all suffer.
>>337684665
>watching streams
>>337684797
Staff of what?
>>337684654
1. Random people who were watching the stream. When some idiot on the staff showed the username and password, a bunch of people who were watching just to mock the stream jumped at the chance to fuck with chibi.
2. Incompetence.
>>337680930
No last one was shit and they took all the fun out. The only fun bits were the cringy lfd2 runs and the trap posters when the hl2 and portal runner was crossdressing. Maybe the crash bandicot one but I don't know if that was last time.
No fun
No touhou dolls
Kicking from the seating area
Letting a furry sit there for ages
Can't take attention away from the runner so nothing interesting in the crowd
Was the speed running community always so full of drama, or was it the popularity of AGDQ that caused it?
>>337684869
Misread 1. Yeah, the staff decided that Teamviewer was the best thing to use because they were all fucking stupid and didn't understand anything.
It took them like 30 minutes to switch runners.
Will poor Noir be allowed there?
>>337684945
I'm certain there was always drama, just not so publicly
>>337684993
Post more
>>337684993
Do they allow underage to speedrun games or is there no age restrictions regarding that?
>>337684867
the marathon staff
it was all a shitty of event of low-quality production value and fuck ups that led to delays not even coutning all the runners that didn't show up
everything was suppose to be streamed from chibi's computer so they were dumb enough to use teamviewer since they wouldn't get together and do it physically
>>337684867
what the fuck are you asking
>>337684993
I hope we get an actually attractive boy/trap this time.
I AM TOOMBA THE MIGHTY.
>>337681615
If I were to ever speed run a game, I would want one that I can finish in like 20 minutes because of this shit right here. The amount of practice you need to consistently do shit, losing runs over dumb shit goes from a mild disappointment to utter fucking despair.
>>337684898
>No touhou dolls
What's the story again?
>>337685187
>implying
Greetings from ___! Long time watcher first time donator, my ___ died from cancer recently so I'm happy to donate for a great cause. Let's kick cancer's butt and ___ the animals!
>>337684993
he said on his stream that he dodged the b&hammer
>>337685275
thats like his most flattering picture and he is still not attractive to me
give me better boys
>do a charity marathon to try to salvage your name after being caught cheating and countless facepalm moments
>think that because it's for charity no one can give you shit for it or say anything bad
He's such a fucking retard.
Never forget.
>>337682391
>SSX3 All Peak Race
>25:00
That's not nearly as high as I thought it'd be. There must be jack shit for exploits in that game
>>337683669
it'd probably be a lot cooler if anyone had the balls to marathon a new game even on normal
>>337685256
People had plushes with them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NC4TIOAt9M
FAST PANTS
Can you stop?
i hope tolki shows up
>>337685408
So fucked up what they did to him.
>>337685581
What did they do
>>337685408
Did he just tell him to piss off so he could move in another chair?
>>337685408
Nicest guy in the event.
>>337684809
It's a shame because despite those hiccups, I still much prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3UNJDgxejs this than any of the any% shit we've had since then.
>>337685631
He was distracting stream chat, so they asked him to leave.
>>337685408
;_;
>>337684665
it's fun, i like to do it too. it's like when e3 rolls around and for about a week anytime you get on /v/ there is some sort of stream to watch with em.
>>337685631
no, they threw him out of the room cause he was exciting the twitch chat
I know one of you faggots has the webm of the qt waif and her friend and that awkward guy trying to talk to her
>>337685631
When chat starts talking about you more than about defeating cancer or streamed game, you are 'asked' to leave
>>337685827
Man this thing is fucking dead
>>337685923
Can you stop?
I wish sjws didnt control agdq so it could be fun again.
zfg not even going why bother with this shit
>>337682391
May have the better runs, but I'm just in it for the drama anymore.
And that's where GDQ is king each year.
>>337686026
Could you please be quiet?
>you will never go a speedrunning event and play smash while high on ritalin
why live
>>337685630
stream chat was talking more about him than the event so he "asked" to leave.
>>337685630
Wheeled him out back and diddled his cripplehole
>>337682391
>4 hours of Zelda
Who the hell wants to sit through that?
>>337685408
>Get him into shit
>Guy dressed as a furry was perfectly fine though
>>337682391
I recommend 4 Swords Adventures, it's really fast paced compared to other zeldas and managing all the links looks crazy
>RPG Limit Break just ended
>raising money for mental illness
Bitter irony.
Somebody post that webm with fat muslim neckbeard kissing qt.
>>337685712
>That radio voice donation reader
Wasn't he the runner's dad?Wish we had more donation readers like this.
>>337681615
He became self aware.
>>337681615
He doesn't really have to be so cynical about it. He entertains his fans and makes many people happy, even though for a short time :)
>>337685408
>the kiss he blows as he leaves
see you space cowboy.
Chibi is like DSP's little autistic brother.
>>337685256
People think they're sex dolls.
>>337686161
And they didn't kick the furry out for the same reason because?
>>337685256
>Touhous banned
>Bertin brings them anyway, typically Sanae
Is Bertin the hero Fumos need?
>>337681615
Now that's a speedrunner I'd actually watch.
>>337685908
Unless you're literally in a fursuit.
>>337686943
jewyama is a closet furryor that furry twitch mod that tried to force his furry emoticons would close down the channel
>>337686943
probably because literally nobody gives a shit about a furry. cripple boss had charisma. When was the last time you actually saw a furry with charisma?
>>337687135
Come to think of it we haven't seen Mike at one of these for years now.
What if the furry WAS Mike?
>>337687118
or a woman
>>337687284
thats cause Mike is "sick" in the bahamas with his cut from PCF
which is why if you are gonna donate then do it during SGDQ since it goes to MSF
>>337686992
not really
>>337683857
Why not just eat like a bucket of rat poison if you ACTUALLY want to kill yourself and don't just want the attention
>>337683945
You just pass out, you obviously don't die.
When I was suffering from insomnia a few years back I would often strangle myself to sleep.
true story
>>337687931
It would be especially painful. Most poisons are.
Don't forget about the Aussie marathon in July, our boi will be there
>>337687402
I don't think you have to worry about that one.
>>337688356
The one who resets pokemon all the time? No seriously, how are pokemon "speedruns" entertaining at all? Even remotely? It's the worst possible thing I can think of to pick.
>>337682602
Yes. Get to the Moon, place a flag and get back as fast as you can. Pretty exciting.
>>337688653
still better than Let's Plays
You just need to be there during a good run, then you'll be hooked.
>>337688549
Well, there is more womans in the world than furries.Except in germany
>>337688946
not in the speedrunning world it ain't.
>>337688356
If only ;_;
>>337688835
who is pic?
Anyone else masturbating to Misskaddykins the octodad speedrunner?
I just can't help myself. She looks weird but I want to fuck her.
>>337681615
If he hates speedrunning so much, why does he do it? Stop complaining about a choice you're actively making.
>>337682391
Will NASA be on location or do they just jump between streams?
Basically, will there be a couch cam with all the runners meeting in some place or is everyone streaming from home?
>>337689446
>Octocuck runner
>it's a woman
Slut.
>Naeglaria organizing NASA
Was he fed up of getting febreze'd live on Cam by Jewyama?
>>337689446
she just reeks of brain problems
would force her to reluctantly suck my dick though(in my fantasy)
>>337689446
>she
>>337683305
>Some people are just vile and wretched from the inside out
Says the fucking furry.
>>337689335
mustard seeds
>>337689446
>those bags under her eyes
Fug
>>337684665
You haven't seen harmony between /v/ unless you watched the anonymous agony series.
I've never seen anything like it before or since.
>>337691139
Those are malnutrition bags, like most speedrunners have.
>Nobody remembers that one girl at ESA who wrote fanfiction about some runners
>>337691139
>tfw no depressed shy slightly autistic speedrunner gf or bf
>>337691139
Those aren't bags, Geoff has been beating her
>>337682391
So everybody was memeing when they said NASA was going to be better then?
Still the same games we've seen before and there's a 7 hour est for FF.
Only reason it would be better is more autism.
>>337691859
kill me, pete
please i beg you
>>337682391
Will they be in a venue?
>>337692581
hopefully not
>>337692521
At least they had the sense to minimize the Mega Man trash to two games.
based
>>337692767
Completely pointless to watch then
>>337692916
it isn't streamed
>>337689480
>if you hate your job so much, why do you do it? Stop complaining about a choice you're actively making.
And yes, you do have a choice.
anwyways, the reason is and always will be Autism is a hell of a Motivator.
>>337682391
>some shit jrpg
>8 fucking hours
at least it's the last run
>>337692521
it's still better. You'd never see a game like True Crime at any GDQ. plus theres stuff like Tetris Attack and BattleTanx.
Do you think we'll be seeing her again?
>>337693562
>her
>>337693562
Yes, we'll see his obituary sooner or later.
I wonder if it will have that announcer who doesn't know if he's American or British.
>>337681741
Sasuga Chibi, a complete disaster just like yourself.
>>337688861
>someone reaches moon, places flag, and gets back before others even reach the moon
>"I like that space travel"
>gets called out
>found out they never even left earth
>banned from NASA
Good times.
>>337693562
who dat
>>337693562
I don't think even Fat Uyama is PC enough to invite a person that mentally unstable.
>>337688917
which maybe happens literally once every 2000 resets/tries.
and even then it's basically 1-4 hours of hoping RNG doesn't shove a giant barbed dildo in your ass without warning. The only entertaining ones are RBY glitched runs. The rest are pure white noise.
reminder that bertin is and always will be our boi.
Trihex won't even be there this year because he's burnt out from it.
For the first time in like 4 years I won't be watching either, it's been getting shittier recently.
>>337691859
Kill me, pete
>>337694207
A mental fuccboi by the name of Narcissa or some shit.
>>337694438
reminder
>>337689335
not aya
>>337693562
I still follow Cosmo on twitter. So emotionally unstable it hurts to read.
"WAHH THE INTERNET HATES ME I'M GOING TO DELETE MY TWITCH ACCOUNT NOW"
"LOL WAS FEELING SAD YESTERDAY NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO DELETE TWITCH"
"GOING TO DELETE TWITCH TODAY I'M SO DONE WITH THE HATERS"
"LOL JUST KIDDING GONNA PLAY TPHD NOW LMAO SUB CHAT ONLY"
>>337694727
Well he got the mentally unstable part of being a woman right at least.
I want that strange brony guy back who kept trying to eat his own face
>>337694438
>Sellout who is shit at video games
>does nothing but play video games and eat hostess products while doing anabolic steroids and pretending to be a weirdo
What a shame NormieHex won't be there.
Why is no one talking about NASA? Like on plebbit or wherever to give it some traction
Are they also collecting for charity?
>>337680930
I just want to say, it's not cheating if you don't get caught.
>>337682391
>4 hour 100% Jet Force Gemini run.
Bullshit. No way. I have to see this.
>>337685367
He's got the body but the manface ruins it
>>337695247
>4 hour 100% Jet Force Gemini run.
Holy shit. I have to watch this. JFG is my favorite game.
>>337695129
NASA is for our guys only, no reddit allowed.
>>337685908
but the camera was in "Audience mode" The fuck do they expect? they want us to watch a bunch of neckbeards sitting with their heads down?
>>337693562
Yeah, in tomorrow's obituary.
>>337695340
Sure, but at the same time I don't want them to stream for an audience of like only 500 people
>>337688653
Not being there for the tense runs that are all decided with a flip of a coin and glitches.
I'm not even a big fan of pokemon and I find it entertaining.
post speedfus
>>337694338
>Non-ironic waifufag
Neat
>>337695749
A Y Y
Y
Y
L M A O
M
A
O
>>337695749
literally fuccboi prime
>>337694438
Good, his team sucked at Mario Maker last time.
>>337680967
sometime
>>337695890
Whatever happened to her after Cosmo went trans?
>>337682391
>NES Open Tournament Golf being played
>it's not Big John
>Big John will never ever get to play golf at a marathon
>>337695749
Is that the girl chibi was gonna ask out to a date during SGDQ14 which he brought condoms for "just incase"?
I LIKE THAT JUST
>>337696646
>Taking a selfie at a wendy's drive-thru
just
>>337696023
Why wasn't he the one to transition? Would make a really cute girl unlike the atrocity that is Cosmo.
>>337696802
because trannies are abominations and cute boys arent
>>337680930
>>337696646
anyone has his mugshot with police report?
>>337695749
>expansors
>horrible nose
>5head
>manlier chin than mine
>lightning body
>Piercing
Negative/10.
https://a.pomf.cat/dnjjud.webm
JUST
So, any interesting games this year?
>>337697076
can hats be stopped?
>>337695749
She's british isn't she
>>337697076
>tfw people will never stop calling him
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U4T8urMk50
>>337697076
>He was a big guy
>>337697463
Sad girl indeed.
>>337697658
Isn't the filter usually the brown part
>>337697658
Disgusting degenerate trash
HYYpe?
>>337682391
>Dark Souls 3 Any%
>1 hour 30
Who is this shitter?
Pretty sure Distortion got it down to sub 55.
>>337697853
She keeps getting worse and worse with every image.
>>337697971
it's just pressure response
>>337697752
There are more than 1 type of cigarette, you know and they don't all observe the same physical characteristics
>>337697463
>>337697658
>>337697853
>>337698036
whats her name i'm gonna bang her
>>337698056
I figured something like that would be standardized so people don't accidentally light the wrong end or something
>>337698090
Ksenia
>>337696247
is that a man?
>>337680930
Based Chibi
Who /chibi/ here?
>>337698036
>>337697658
>nose and cheek piercing
>smoking
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>337697752
>he doesn't smoke the filter
>>337698143
no it's my gf
>>337695247
>>337695306
You could just watch the runner right now, he seems to stream almost daily canerassc on twitch. I used to watch him all the time.
>>337698348
strabic
>>337681174
>july
>soon
Does time really pass that fast for your autistic NEETs?
>>337697853
And people say the right side won WW2.
>>337698478
Here is me kissing her
>>337698528
what's problem?
>>337698543
more
>>337697538
>that passive-aggressive response
>>337698543
me on the left
>>337698198
/cave/
>>337698418
Thanks, bud.
Edobean is best speedfu
>>337698683
That'd be badass as absolute fuck if he was wearing a fitted suit instead of one three sizes too big.
>>337698830
He's a small guy.
>>337681238
Look it up on Google you dumb fucking faggot it's not hard to find AT ALL
>>337698127
Nah, it's always extremely obvious which end you light, people only tend to light 'em the wrong way when they're too drunk/high. I've seen cigarettes in a variety of colors; black, red, brown, yellows etc. At the end of the day it's a design choice.
>>337682152
Fag
>>337682391
>God Hand
fuck shit nigger dick nice
>>337697780
>smoking is degenerate
>not the literal trannies in the thread
wew lad
only if they dont play bad games and chibi is gone
I hope when Trump gets into office he sites online abuse like this as an excuse to close up the internet, like he said he wanted to before.
>>337685408
I don't get it. What happened?
Will Mayushii ever be back to get on the mic/my dick?
>>337697076
>>337697538
wtf is jonathan
>>337699574
He was having fun, so he got kicked out.
>>337697853
The fuck are wrong with her eyes?
THE FUCK ARE WRONG WITH HER EYES NIGGAS?
>>337699768
contacts
>>337699768
Drugs.
>>337691859
Kill me, Pete
>>337699408
They are also degenerate
>>337699768
pressure response
>>337698939
>Jojo's Awkward Adventure.jpg
>>337700031
Post here vagina.
>Just had to donate during my favorite game of all time!
SGDQ should raise money for Bernie
Anyone got the video of the girl attention whoring with her knitting?
>>337700919
Yes.
>>337689519
>Basically, will there be a couch cam with all the runners meeting in some place
Yeah. It's in Chicago.
>>337700919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8
>>337701124
Why the fuck do people open their mouths like that when trying to smile for pictures?
Just fucking smile like a normal person it isn't hard
>>337700840
Was it gay?
>>337696646
Anyone have the Chibi version that's merged with this guy?
>>337701090
thanks man
>>337689446
I like herfeet
>>337691859
not yet pete,not yet.
>>337701298
Thank you
>>337701298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3ddFdB6sVE
>>337683641
What website is this? Is there a method with 10's across the board?
>>337701424
I'd fuck her if you know what I mean
>Bonus streams are dead
>>337694338
Wouldn't his laptop quickly overheat that way?
>>337701637
>vaporwave plays
>>337701124
ayyyy
>>337694338
Bertin will never high five you.
>>337682391
>CyberDemon doing DOOM 2
DIS GUN BE GOOD
>>337698127
the filters on those are like plastic so its hard to fuccup
>>337701942
cyberdemon is a fag tbhwu though
Who was the guy who used to trap who ran Half Life 2?
Would you /v/?
>>337696413
Big John was the original runner, but bailed last minute when he got confirmed for SGDQ. Blame him for being a sellout and only going to the bigger event.
>>337697658
Dat lupus
>>337702230
spike is based as all heck
>>337702275
and to play super money maker no less
>>337681615
Did his record even count with it not getting recorded?
>>337685438
There's tons of wormholes
>he still has it pinned
>>337681615
I love him so much.
>>337703334
>still has it pinned
>gets butthurt when people mention it
Hi all, first time donor here, my entire family died of cancer and it's made me consider suicide, anyway good luck on the run.
>>337703782
oh yeah and kill the animals
>>337701271
i got you senpai
>>337681615
Savage
>>337703958
Thank you family guy
>>337703782
>no "Greetings from Germany"
>this is where we go out of bounds
>>337705221
>French
>>337703782
i love seeing my childhood getting destroyed
>>337705221
Can you stop?
>>337704131
Please leave.
>>337706026
I shall not abandon the dream
>>337705221
"OoT runs are arbitrary" - Cosmo
>>337691859
Kill me, Pete.
Just fuck my shit up.
I have an opportunity to attend this year, I really want to lose my V-card, and, well, given the recent scandals...
Should I go? Do I have a chance at some qts with bfs?
>>337694727
HOL UP
Is this person the same Cosmo who choked in that one Nintendo tourney?
Why is he crossdressing now?
Edo is a cute patoot
>>337680930
>happens in july
>almost here
>>337703958
>>337701271
>>337696646
What is this expression supposed to convey?
>>337707374
Slim to none chance
>>337681441
>that everything
I'm glad Chibi managed to colossally fuck up everything in his life. Good riddance.
>>337707387
i instantly come and start farting whenever she speaks.
>>337707384
He's a tranny now. Taking hormone pills and everything.Almost called them hemorrhoid pills.
>>337694338
this is proof
Sanae really is a slut.
>>337707717
Jesus, that embarrassing loss must've fucked him up good.
>>337707374
You'll probably get STDs.
All of them.
>>337707384
At first it was just him coming out as trans, but it now seems like it's part of some greater mental break.
>>337707384
https://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
>>337707717
>john fucking numbers is responsible for cosmo´s tranny phase
>his real name is john goldberg
>>337708146
>I was someone once
>I'm nobody now
>please give me attention and validation
What a fucking bitch.
>>337698479
Honestly? Yeah. It's one of the worst parts about being a NEET.
RIP Easter Speedsters, the greatest speedrun marathon
https://a.pomf.cat/xmbfhl.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/ogygma.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/stcuex.webm
>>337708658
RIP IN PEACE BERTIN
>>337708146
>"I've done amazing things nobody knows about."
>"I'm so much smarter than everyone."
>"I deserve to live."
It's uncomfortable to see someone just bare their insecurities like this, damn.
>>337708534
What pointless, all over the place, rambling is this? Sure sounds like a woman to me.
Did he kill himself?
>>337708146
looks like gareth from the office
>>337708748
How does this happen
>>337682391
>Berenstein bears:camping adventure
Get hype
>>337709174
If your staff is so incompetent they broadcast the stream key to the Internet, it happens
>>337709176
>>Berenstein
>stein
anon, I...
~I believe in make-believe~
>>337708440
>You will never beat someone so hard at video games they change genders.
>>337709294
Fuck, the multiple timeline theory is right
>>337709464
jesus fucking christ, I had totally forgotten about that 20 minute cringefest
>dat "emotional" speech towards a guy he knew nothing about and fake tears
>dat singing
>his fucking redneck friend calling in
>>337709048
i heard he also likes to kill himself
>>337699574
He had the dog emote on that screen around his neck and the chat would spam the dog, I guess
Who was the greasy looking guy trying to peddle his shitty wares during last AGDQ?
>>337709794
>>337709294
Of course it's right.
Have you ever heard anyone says BerenSTAIN bears in your fucking life?
It's Berenstein.
>>337707384
He choked so hard his testosterone left his body
>>337711127
I don't think that's how it works.
>>337711127
is this what speed runs does to people
>>337708146
Can trannies still masturbate after their surgery?
>>337710931
Fuck this barenstain universe, i wanna go back to my original timeline, maybe video games are better there
>>337711225
That's actually how it works. Hormones lower your sex drive.
>>337707492
It's JUST an expression
>>337695814
Source?
How do we save Cosmo, lads?
>>337712265
Better yet, how do we save Chibi, fags?
>>337712265
We can't;_;
Wait, so Cosmo, the guy doing all these awesome speedruns on AGDQ, all those runs I've watched on youtube a ton of times, turned into Narcissa?
They're the same fucking person?
My fucking brains dude...
>>337682391
Oh dear, that's nice. I was getting tired of AGDQ anyways.
>>337709176
Oh fuck
I remember being in that guy's stream when he started running it
iirc there's a 50% chance endgame glitch that totally fucks up your run, good thing the run is like 5 minutes only
>>337712746
Trans people usually adopt new names when they start transitioning, nothing new
>>337712746
Yes https://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-FlAG2ex_g
>>337712889
>>337712963
>>337713084
>bitches he's not making as much from streaming anymore
>chat is sub only
>vods sub only
>changed his streaming name
>total asshole
He commit streamer suicide, what a fucking idiot
>>337712437
With more prank calls.
>>337680930
I keep seeing this meme, explain?
>>337685367
>>337684993
This guy is a piece of shit, I hope not.
>>337713342
People talk shit about trans people having mental illness, but i legit think cosmo/narcissa has some serious mental problems
>>337711574
>Another sleepless night where I wish I was dead.
>night
lol it's not even all the time for this kid. what a pussy.
>>337713084
Stupid cumskins
>>337712068
Anyone? Please? TinEye almost managed to help me, but the source it gave me was from a long-dead site.
>>337713084
>comfy cosmo windwaker speedrun streams with upwards of 10k viewers are forever gone and will never return
you will pay for this john "testosterone taker" numbers
>>337682391
Still better than SGDQ 2016's schedule.
>>337682391
OH SHIT GOD HA-
>easy ng+
>>337711574
He's not even trying to hide the fact that he's super thirsty for attention
>>337712963
>that spastic dance
>SM 4-way race again
>OoT glitchless
>another finale of boring RPGs
>>337714357
I just wonder like, what's his long term plan? He's living off stream money but he must know it won't last forever. What is he going to do when he's 35 with no work experience and cant live off donations anymore? It's like asking to become homeless. I guess if they lived somewhere in Europe they could just neet it up on benefits but he'll probably just kill himself
>>337713909
>>337714482
>no race will beat the ninja gaiden 1-3 tagoff race
>>337714482
But Super Metroid races are dope. I agree they need to change up the palette though. I bet they aren't allowed to since they need to put on the famous games for maximum viewership because of sponsors.
>>337687505
I'll always support the boss
>>337709048
>nice SA1 run
>one of the best runners so the run was great
>the whole SA run he was doing jokes but nothing overly vulgar only somewhat eccentric as it is his character
>crowd is feeling him
>then crash
what was dude thinking?
>>337712746
That's what having a tumblr girlfriend will do to you.
Shit all started to fall apart the moment she left him. You either realize she was fucking nuts and move on, or you double down and think you weren't progressive enough. Cosmo took option #2 sadly. See also, the Sinfest author.
>>337680930
Was he actually cheating?
>>337716905
Yes, he used a gameshark code to enhance his jump
>>337715010
>>337714482
Super Metroid will always be on the schedule thanks to save/kill the animals. Shit is their biggest money maker and Romscout flat out admitted it's never going away for that reason alone.
Chibi still with that girl?
Unf I wish I could inseminate misskaddykins
>You now have to subscribe to watch in source quality
And that's the final, final nail in the coffin. This fucking event can't die sooner.
>>337717151
She left him
>>337717151
what does your tummy tell you
speedrunner
>>337717434
source?
Anyone have a webm of the guy pretending he's talking to someone on the phone?
>>337701424
yes I enjoy those, is there moar?
>>337717996
What meme is this?
>>337717434
i watched something in source like today, is this just specific to SGDQ?
>>337717434
Some esports streams used to do that, but I'm sure nearly all of them stopped by now. I rarely saw people with subs when they used it.
>>337718253
It's something twitch offers to event and esport channels. Don't think regular partner streams can set it.
>>337717358
uhh that chain chomp t-shirt guy... He wanted to be apart of the fist bump team so bad.
>>337684836
Brutalmoose?
>>337718939
hahahah fuck I can't wait for SGDQ
>>337718939
>not out_of_100_nobles_watching_99_were_impressed.webm
>>337718939
Why is he always so grumpy whenever I see him?
>>337718939
Caveman is some sort of anti autism autist
>>337718939
>He doesn't watch Caveman's Japanese PSN Store Adventure streams
>>337719282
oooooh, boy
>>337719282
Man, that spaghetti smells great
So what are some of the good runners that are currently banned from GDQs?
>>337719491chibi
>>337719252
he remembers how shitty his speedgame is
same goes for that Goldeneye runner. What a shitty speedgame.
>it isn't Castlevania or Zelda
not even once.
friendly reminder, ninja gaiden race on at the moment
twitch / speedgaming
What speedrun stream are you watching right now, /v/?
>>337681943
Not Actually Stupid Autists
>>337682391
>>337681553
where will they be streaming??? I can find their goddamn tiwtch channel
You twitchers are cancer
>>337691068
NEW THREAD
Which streamers are more likely to be cucked this time?
>>337720146
DAT AAASSSSSTTTTTHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC
>>337719282
damn that's vicious
almost 500
>>337707098
thank god uyama got stuck in that window a couple years back
>>337719491
Werster. Reason unknown, but pretty fucking obvious why.
>>337681553
>no one cares naegleria you fat autistic faggot.
>>337689480
>>337687014
goose is a huge faggot. he cries about that bullshit on a youtube video when he tried super hard to be a sellout.
>>337721017
>Reason unknown
No. He stole a bunch of card keys as a joke. There's an image of it someone on the internet. Contrary to popular beliefs, he did not get banned for shouting niggers on stream.
>>337720146
sumi is so cute
>>337720965
if i make threads like this i get banned for 3 days with no way to appeal because i have an Aussie IP, someone else do it. Cbf resetting modem.
>>337721034
who are you quoting?
>>337720617
why did you spoiler?
>>337720146
Thanks for the late response!
>>337721139
he was being ironic, you asshat
>>337721464
Until Werster or the GDQ staff say anything, no one knows. And when you ask one, you always get told "I/We don't want to talk about it. Go ask *the other party*"
>>337685239
he does ILs, they are only like 1-2 mins long each.
>>337719491
The guy who wanted to kill himself in the Crash 2 speedrun.
>>337718060
>Dumps her chill exbf for a shitskin who happens to be his best friend
She's literally the worst of the worst.
>>337722895
>Good
>>337681960
It's some tranny
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/north_american_speedrunner_assembly_2016.html
Haha, what? It's ran by a guy banned from SDQ?
>>337697076
Johnathan is a real hero
>>337725202
>It's going to be a speedrun-centric marathon to complement the charity-centric ones hosted by GDQs
Naeglerai is based as fuck and is literally saving speedrunning right now.
>>337725625
I DON'T KNOW, MOTHERRR
>>337716604
Got the feeling he just didn't understand that his jokes were inappropriate. Probably not his fault if he has Asperger's or something. I do wonder why nobody told him to cut the suicide jokes.
>>337719445
One of the best GDQ runs ever honestly
>>337723926
>shitskin
[citation needed]
>>337726736
She's dating a dirty curry smelling Indian named Talon.
>>337726927
Talon as in Talon2461?
Remember this bitch?
>>337681615
I cant believe how many views this got
Its hilarious for obvious reasons but also sad that this is now what casuals/non-runners think speedrunners play for
>>337682391
>Pykn
>And he's doing Perfect Stride
holy shit yes
>>337682391
>naegleria
>cyberdemon
>iong
>pvtcb
the autism will be through the roof boy!
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