be as sucinct as possible, FUCK
>nintendo
>sony
>microsoft
>ubisoft
>ea
laugh at each others expectations
>but anon, nintendo is not going to e3
shut up nerd you know they are doing their own event, and it can't be just zelda
>>337593332
>Literally announced that Zelda is their only plan
>Their E3 site mentions that they will only do a treehouse stream of Zelda
>At most you can expect Zelda related decorations at their space
Anon pls don't hurt yourself, at least this year Nintendo had the decency of making it clear it was going to be shit.
I just don't care anymore at this point. Now I only look forward to E3 for the shitposts and watching it burn, but it might be so offensively boring this year that it might not warrant either.
Who else is kind of looking forward to Nintendo/Zelda?
>Name of the game revealed
>Likely showcase of terrains, like desert and snowy mountains
>Likely weather effects shown
>New Princess design
>Likely orchestrated music
>No wagglan so the combat will have to be improved
>>337593332
This is going to be the year of suck.
>>337593332
I'm mostly excited for titanfall 2
>>337593332
Is that the girl that got sacked for being a prostitute?
>Sony announces partnership with Valve, Naughty Dogs making Half-Life 3, PC/PS4 exclusive
>Santa Monica announces a reboot God of War
>new FFXV/Kingdom Hearts 3/ FF7R info shown at Sony's event
>dissidia announced for home consoles
>TLoU 2 is announced, teaser trailer
>we get release dates for Horizon: Zero Dawn
>Neo announced
>>337593332
I predict disappointment.
This is gonna easily be the absolute shittiest E3 in a long time.
>>337593332
Did Nintendo say the only game there will be Zelda U? Are they fucking crazy?
>>337595603
That's my feeling too.
PSVR is gonna be shitting up Sony's show while 2 or 3 good games get breezed over.
Microsoft is microsoft...not really much to expect.
Nintendo isn't even gonna be there this year besides Zelda.
Bethesda will lie and pander as per usual.
Ubisoft is #girlwood again.
>nintendo
Zelda, hoping for something more but unlikely
>sony
um not up to date but they'll show some new movie game and possibly Gran Turismo
>microsoft
Recore
Halo Wars 2
Forza Horizon 3
>ubisoft
the new assassins creed
watch_dogs 2
I WANT MORE SPLINTER CELL
>ea
Battlefield
Mass Effect
>>337595650
Yup, it is really that bad. Like Bosman said, this is the worst Nintendo has looked in the eyes of the public as long as they've been in the business.
>>337594078
>No wagglan so the combat will have to be improved
>Implying SS didn't have the best combat.
>Not being scared at the fact that Link is right handed and they might add an optional motion scheme.
>>337595982
>Implying SS didn't have the best combat.
You don't actually believe this, do you?
Disappointment.
I think Nintendo's show is going to be almost impossibly underwhelming. Zelda will be a tepid, uninspiring fresh coat of paint on the OoT/TP formula. People won't really get excited for the gyro-aim archery. Any other trailers they show for upcoming games won't generate much interest.
It will be safe, by the numbers, and sterile. Just like Wii U.
>>337595912
>Forza Horizon 3
Forza horizon is basically the sole reason I bought an xbone, and continues to be the only reason I haven't sold it. All they need is the off-road physics from Dirt rally and it will essentially be the greatest open world racer of all time.
>shut up nerd you know they are doing their own event, and it can't be just zelda
It literally only a stream of Zelda for three days.
The business conference will be nothing.
We aren't getting shit til November, which is when Spaceworld is usually held.
>>337596653
>>337595912
> forza horizon 3
Dont get me wrong, I liked forza horizon 1 on 360 and was my first racing game on 360, but why would you choose horizon over motorsport? FM4 was the greatest thing I played after I tried horizon because there were more customization and actually tweaking cars on brakes, gear ratio, and other variables. Horizon is just "pick a certain class to upgrade to." Upgrades didn't mean a damn thing in that game, only to match the class you wanted to race in. I liked the open world mechanic but I think I would rather like organized race events over just blue slip races in a festival full of kids.
Halo wars 2, however, I'm pumped as fuck for.
>>337593332
uhhm, wheres the multiculturalism????
HELLO /v/????
>>337596105
Feel free to pick a Zelda that had better combat and more efficient item swapping.
>>337593332
>no nintendo at e3
It's pretty much the only reason I watched the e3. I don't think I care anymore.
Times have changed.
>>337597876
TP Wii Version. Item swapping was much better there.
>>337593332
Who owns those legs on the far left?
Thank god Alison "Pro Pedo Prostitute Privilege Police" Rapp won't be there.
How she coasted along with such a shit personality is beyond me.
>>337597403
because the last game was FM6
so its Horizon next
>>337597403
I prefer horizon because there's nothing better than tearing across the open road in some shitty ricer with anime girls on the side. I like sim racing as well, but there are plenty of them, and what horizon did in my opinion was perfect the balance of realism and arcade in an open world racer. There is basically no other game in it's genre. Horizon 2 also added the tuning functionality that wasn't in the first game.
>>337598312
HR and job interviews are such a funny clustefuck
amazing people are shown the door each day, while others pass the interviews like a breeze
this girl working for a videogame company, one that is specialized in kids stuff, while being a prostitute
well done HR
>>337593332
Nintendo
>NX being a weird middle stone between console generations
>muh Mario
>muh Zelda
>"buy our children's toys, I mean sculptures for mature collectors such as yourselves like a fine autists you are"
Sony
>PS4 "let us cum in your ear, dear PS4 owners" Neo
>dozens of fantastic games that you'll get to play as early as in 2021
>except for Last Guardian, that one is coming this year, I sware on me mum
>look at our sales, we on top now
>seriously, guys, we sold like 20 gazillion consoles
>Last of Us 2 announced, several people in audience spontaneously combusts from sudden wave of euphoria
Microsoft
>they'll just go on stage and scream JUST before blowing themselves up
Ubisoft
>Watch Dogs 2
>dreams
>hopes
>high expectations
>all lost like tears in rain
EA
>sports
>sports
>new Need for Speed
>sports
>sports
>"we aren't that bad, pls no bully ;_;"
>BF1 is SWB with ww1 weapons and vehicles that doesn't feel like ww1 weapons and vehicles at all
>hope you bought some lube because we're gonna fuck you in the ass with all those season passes and DLCs
>including We Wuz One pack with legendary Harlem Hustlers, squad with most stolen enemy cars, following with We Can Do It (But We Never Actually Did), celebrating all the brave women on fronts during The Great War and Rainbow Renegatse pack, single player expansion, following story of a two lovers in trenches, gay jewish musician and handicapped black transgender muslim
>did I mentioned sports?
>Nintendo
Literally nothing but Zelda, but I'm hoping for the return of Spaceworld
>Sony
Titles that won't release until 2017 or 2018
>Microsoft
Same shit as Sony
>Ubisoft
lol
>EA
Mass Effect, a new IP, and a fuckton of people since Ea's making their own conference public
Why do any of you faggots get excited for a glorified commercial? What a waste of time, but I expect nothing less from any of you.
>>337593332
>>nintendo
they are going to talk about NX, as soon as sony and msoft show their new hardware (and they will sure do)
>>sony
same trailer bs and new system
>>microsoft
new system and windows 10 in your fucking ass
>>ubisoft
niggress memes and sequels
>>ea
madden
![aZPprgn_460s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CqxmI3j.jpg "aZPprgn_460s[1].jpg")
>>337593332
Sportz
Sportz
Sportz
Sportz
Mass Effect: Andromeda gameplayI took the picture from google
Microsoft will win
Jet force gemini 2
>>337599874
Only if they announce Fable 4.F Lionhead ;_;
>>337599874
I genuinely do find it perplexing how quiet Microsoft have been, usually they are waving their wangs around with how retarded they are, but theyve really composed themself in the last year or two.
>>337595440
This actually wouldn't be THAT terrible. If Valve isn't going to make HL3, Naughty Dog would be one of the few devs I would trust with it.
>>337593332
Nintendo
>show off trailer for games on Wii U and 3DS a week prior to E3
>show off an NX game before their Zelda stream begins
>Amiibo
>Mario on both NX and Wii U
>third party games that usually get released on all consoles as well as Wii U and NX
Sony
>TLOU 2 announced
>Parappa The Rapper 3
>Ratchet and Clank 2 reboot
>Exclsuive content
>PS VR games
>Announce they bought Crash back from Faptivision
>Crash 4 (not Wrath of Cortex)
Microshit
>HALO BRO
>COD BRO
>MADDEN BRO
>FIFA BRO
>oh yeah we also own Rare or something
>Uhhh, Kinect anyone?
EA
>MOBILE BRO
>EA SPORTS BRO
>huh, kinda wish we didn't kill those studios
>shhh Dice, you can't leave the basement yet
Ubisoft
>Ass Creed anyone? No?
>RayMan? Still no? Ok...
>WatchDogs 2, huh? Guys?
>Rabbids...?
>No we haven't heard of Beyond Good or Evil, what's that?
Valve
>New IP
>sorry we can't count to three
>Steam 2
>SteamBoy
>sales
(Continued)
>Nintendo
Zelda, fucking nothing
>Sony
Horizon, TLG, FFXV, KH3, God of War 3, PS4 Neo details, some VR, winners for the 4th year in a row
>MS
Gears 4, Scalebound, Crackdown 3, cuphead, new model of xbone, second place overall
>Ubi
New asscreed, new watch_dogs, the fractured but whole, that one third person war game, ghost recon, shovelware
>EA
Battlefront 2 teaser, Visceral's SW game teaser, sims 5, SPOATS, ME Andromeda gameplay, Battlefield 1, Titanfall 2
Honestly, this seems like it will be a pretty decent E3 for everyone except Nintendo
>>337600830
SEGA/Atlus
>Fussball managing my pain
>total Woomy
>Mayro and Sanic at the Zika Olympics on Pii U
>Sanic bust Pyro and Mei
>new Sanic
>Yucantbeserious 6
>Purposeless 5
>Tokyo Mew Mew Sessions #FE
>Mars Attacks Isolation 2
>>337593332
>Crash all but confirmed
>Devil May Cry V all but confirmed
>Kojima's new IP with High Speed Mecha Action
>Info on Niar, FFVIIR, Kingdom Hearts and more Square RPGs, plus Mankind Divided
Pretty hyped, desu. I know it will be a disappointment, but I still have high hopes.
I want specifics on how they're dividing up FF7R into different games, and information on the combat system.
I want to know if they fixed the core issues with Gravity Rush's combat for the sequel.
I want to know if Sea of Thieves is even a real game.
I want to know if Crackdown 3 is even a real game.
I want to know if ReCore is even a real game.
I want Halo 3 on PC but that won't happen.
>>337595925
I wish bosman wasnt so on point that video, its so bad seeing nintendo like this
>>337600830
Your Microsoft one is way off
Especially since CoD is shown at the Sony conference and Kinect got axed ages ago.
theyll really fucking go for it this year
like, theyll redeem themself
they wont win though, it'll be like Rocky I
>>337600830
>Sony
TLOU 2 would be too soon. Same goes for R&C2.
The next God of War game will be announced for sure.
>>337600830
>COD BRO
i think youre fully aware thats guaranteed to be sony
>>337601663
Jet Force Gemini 2
Mechassault 3
Phantom Dust
Banjo Threeie
PGR5
Jet Set Radio sequel
Voodoo Vince
all they have to do
>>337593332
i will estimate using the bullshit meter
>>nintendo
2/10
>>sony
10/10, kings of bullshit, also sonyggers love getting lied, literally
>>microsoft
7/10, because windows 10 is bullshitOS
+2 if kinect comes back from the dead
>>ubisoft
4/10 all games shown are doctored, but other than that it is ok
>>ea
3/10 it is the same shit, but in a new form, so there is not a lot of bs
Burn down the Treehouse, Kimishima senpai! Somebody hand the man a torch!
Dead Space 4
new stuff from Ken Levine
new Valve game
Of course nothing like this will happen, so I will just look if there are some cute pantyhose girls. Nintendo always has them at least.
>>337595650
The only PLAYABLE game. Not the only one else mentioned or talked about in the e3 direct.
>>337596105
He's right. You... you don't actually think know otherwise right? Nobody can really be that stupid. What game had better combat? This should be rich.
who the fuck thinks that valve is going to even appear on E3? are you guys serious?
>>337594315
The year of the First Person shooter was bad enough.
>>337593332
>Nintendo
> Best Case: Zelda is shown, feels like a 3D zelda 1 with an emphasis on exploration, and an almost Megaman-like approach to dungeons and bosses. It also looks suspiciously good for a Wii U title at some point.
> "NX" gets revealed early. Because that's just a code-name, the real console's name and specs would be revealed, showing how good games look on it compared to the Wii U.
> Another Controller "Gimmick": The ability to take your games on the go, like a larger DS/3DS, except you can hook it up to your TV and get a home console experience as well, or use the built in screen.
> Comes out with 10+ launch titles. More on the coming holiday season.
>Worst Case
> Just Zelda U/NX, nothing else.
>Sony
> PS4 price reduction...
> Followed by Playstation 4.5
> More "Holiday Next Year, We promise they'll be good!"
> "Timed Exclusives" (Which makes them not.)
> A number of games I could have gotten on PC anyways.
> Microsoft
> Halo 6
> Gears of War 5
> The rest: See Sony, exchange PS4 for XBONE
Will PC devs show something like last year?
E3 is a mixture of companies that present real titles that are almost about to ship, followed by companies that pull a pixar, and balantly lie about what they are going to develop
>>337594315
this is the best year of the decade though
>>337593332
EA and Activison aren't haven an event either.
>>337601328
>DMC5
Lmao the voice acting/mocap was for a pachinko machine you retard
Skate 4?
>>337600467
It used to be that most of the MS conference was leaked before E3. Last year nothing much got leaked outside of Rare Replay and the hints about Rare's "Dream" game which turned out to be Sea Of Thieves. This year, literally nothing at all.
The fuckers probably have the same security on it as the Surface Book reveal.
I just wanna see SMTIV: Apocalypse
I just want to finally know what NX is.
Game of Show will be a new AAA title for the HTC Vive.
PC Game of Show will be that same game.
PS4 Game of Show will be a new Sony Studios game for PSVR.
Xbone Game of Show will be RDR3 which will be ambiguously exclusive (presumed time exclusive but spoken of in terms of true exclusivity).
Nintendo Game of Show will be their one and only game. HAHAHAHAHA.
AGENT
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>>337606153
>AAA for Vive
It's way too early for that.
>>337596495
The main selling point they've been touting for 2 years now is l i t e r a l l y that it's not like OoT anymore.
>>337607341
They make bullshit promises like this every Zelda game. It's going to be OoT, but 'open world', with this game's big gimmick being the bow.
I predict that the PC conference/talk show will be just as awful as last year, maybe even worse, with zero noteworthy exclusives.
>>337593332
4 person panels of 3 guys and one girl with the sperging out of the 3 guys at announcements with the women not knowing how to act because they are only new to videogames and don't understand why said announcement was such a big deal.
How close am I, /v/?
Anyone excited for Jet Set Playlist? It's the sequel by SEGA that everyone knows will happen.
>>337600830
They already announced that NX won't be at E3.
>>337608885
Doesn't mean they can't announce a game for it, then give more info on it for the system reveal
>>337608640
>no trannies
check you privilege mate
>>337608867
Source?
>>337603018
Anon there is no e3 direct. Just a Zelda treehouse stream.
>>337593332
gamergaters should be put in prison got ruining rapps life.
>>337608640
>Arthur Schopenhaur
giggity
>>337593332
>Nintendo
Zelda, because that's all they're doing. Which is a fucking stupid decision.
All I can hope for is that their PR was really shitty and that they're going to actually have a directin which they announce Elite Beat Agents 2
>Sony
I got good feelings about this one; Nier 2, Persona 5, and MOTHERFUCKING WILD GUNS are what I'm hyped for most.
>Microsoft
I dunno, Scalebound? I guess? Really just gonna watch for Cuphead's release date.
>UbisoftBG&E2
On a more realistic note, Watch_Dogs 2 could be okay. If they just fix the colossal fuck-ups the first one has.
>EA
>pic related
>>337593332
>there's no way it could be worse than last years
>oh well we're getting NX stuff I guess
>ZERUDA ONRY
I thought things might begin to get better with a new CEO. at least announce a metroid or f zero for nx or something.
>>337593332
>nintendo
100% zelda. alternate link and zelda amiibos, including a Navi, a Tatl, Midna, Fi and whatever the helper will be from the new one. if there is on. oh, and they still won't acknowledge 2D zelda exists
>sony
more movies. more paid exclusives. probably something from squeenix
>microsoft
the marriage of pc and xbone gaming. probably more minecraft gimmicks that are cool to look at but impractical
>ubi
memewood. another ass creed. another rainbow six. super-tetris. more dancing game competitions between a fat canadian and a skinny frenchman
>ea
SPORTS
>>337593332
>nintendo
Zelda isn't what you were imagining it to be. Some people say that's disappointing, other peope trot out the "it's not Nintendo's fault you had high expectations" defense.
>sony
Nowhere near as good as last year, but the tone of the presenters pretends like it is. Lots of time devoted to presenting the PS4Neo as a positive, showcased using the new God of War. The Last Guardian is not shown, potentially an update on FF7 Remake but not much.
>microsoft
One semi interesting trailer. Not much information on the Xbone.5.
>ubisoft
>ea
Literally nothing.
>>337594078
This
>>337595440
Nigger dreaming about gaben
>>337595821
10/10
>>337595912
Accurate too
>>337598965
10/10
>>337599091
Zero effort, see me after class
>>337599109
8/10
>>337600830
Oldtimer, knows his shit
>>337610051
why would sony talk about movies at e3?
>>337610531
What do you mean? They did it last year with UC4.
>>337610601
Oh, you're just memeing. My bad, don't let me interfere.
>>337610531
they talked about TV shows, movies, comic books, etc.
they are trying to make a playstation (and microsoft does this too) to be part of a standard set of home electronics. nintendo doesn't
>>337610531
What will be Nintendo show themselves as this year?
2 years ago they did Robot Chicken.
Last year they were muppets.
I'm betting animu
>>337611236
There is no Nintendo Direct this year, it is just Treehouse streaming.
>>337607036Not for a Valve AAA.
>>337593332
>nintendo
Shows the new zelda, probably some info on the nx, another wii u game like splatoon that the man children on /v/ will shill but not play
>sony
PS4 slim, shitty exclusives, hopefully playstation vr, Nier, a teaser that shows nothing about the ff7 remake, squenix stuffRDR2
>microsoft
Scalebound, other shitty exclusives. I have no idea what microsofts going to do at this point the ps4 is outselling them pretty bad though so I expect they'll make some sort of big announcement to get back some market share.
>ubisoft
Assassins shit, game that look pretty but are actually shit
>ea
sportsball and shooters
I'm expecting it to be a disappointing year overall. The only thing I'm really interested in seeing is how the ps4 vr goes since it's supposed to launch before the end of the year. If it's not shit then it actually has a chance to mainstream vr quicker than occulus/vive since it'll be available to the average person.
>>337610531
Because the main reason PS4.5 exists is for muh 4k bluray movies.
>>337593332
>nintendo
Literally nothing except Zelda.
>sony
They'll try to force their iterative hardware bullshit down our throats along with a lackluster lineup of VR titles. Might have a decent game announcement or two.
>microsoft
Will try to force the iterative hardware bullshit as well except with no good exclusive game announcements.
>ubisoft
>ea
Don't give a shit.
>its only a month away
Oh shit niggers i'm always hyped even if its shit
Is audrey going to be there again to host Treehouse this year?
>>337612720
Do you like cringe? And snacks?
>>337601175
more like mew mew power #FE
>>337596495
so did Nintendo say there would be no mention of the NX at all at E3 or are they going to talk about it and just no have anything demoable for it?
>>337612893
Where Nintendo hire their talent ? Myfreecams? Eros?
>>337593332
>PS4:Remastered
>DMC5
>FF7
>Ace Combat 7
>Resident Evil 7
>Resident Evil 2
>The Evil Within 2
>Zelda
>Ghost Recon
>Persona 5
>Shenmue HD
>Shenmue 3
>Scalebound
>Kojima revealing himself
>Last Guardian
>REZ Infinite Area X
Shit will be absolutely crazy
>>337612893
God I hope so
>>337612893
I want the PC and Sony shows to be good
Nintendo show is going to suck dick
Microsoft might have something interesting
Ubisoft is hot garbage, maybe something bout Rainbow 6
Only good thing EA will have is some radical BF1 gameplay
>>337613304
She looks like she has nice feet.
Hopefully we get to see summer lessons I know it's supposed to be a demo but hopefully they turn it into something bigger
>>337613703
This title can't be real
>sony
new PS4
P5 trailer with ear torture english dub
more indieshit for PS4
something stupid that isn't video games like PS vue
more games that are PLAYSTATION CONSOLE EXCLUSIVE
>microsoft
profound and shocking reveal of [shit game based on old rare IP]
minecraft shit
something "big" about the xbone that i can't precisely guess, but that will undoubtedly be very retarded
>nintendo
new zelda will probably be decent
>>337613832
http://www.wired.com/2015/09/playstation-vr-kitchen-summer-lesson/
enjoy
>>337613703
>flirting is scary
so is he just a beta?
>>337613498
EA has SJW Effect, it might be good, maybe.
Ubi Soft has Ghost Recon
Nintendo only has Zelda
Microsoft is completely fucked though.
>>337609082
I live close to SEGA Europe. I saw through their window a white board with Jet Set Playlist written on it.
>>337608867
the name "playlist" evokes shitty mobile game to me
Microsoft: Phil Spencer trying his hardest to appeal to gamers even though everyone hates him.
Sony: OMG! SO MANY AMAZING PROMISES EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVEN'T MADE GOOD ON ANYTHING THEY PROMISED LAST YEAR! Shenmue? What's a Shenmue? Last Guardian? Never heard of it!
Nintendo: NINTENDO IS DOOMED. Also, ZELDA U IS SEXIST for some reason.
Ubisoft: Awful misleading cinematic trailers. Hopefully some South Park. Annoying black woman.
E.A.: Trying its best to not reveal how they're ruining gaming.
And more VR bullshit taking time away from the actual games we want to see.
>>337614345
It's going to be a real sequel. They call it Jet Set Playlist because nobody listens to the radio anymore.
>>337614481
>They call it Jet Set Playlist because nobody listens to the radio anymore
that mindset isn't making me feel any better
>>337614047
He's reporting on a video game. What do you think?
>>337614612
benefit of the doubt i suppose
>>337614003
What the fuck
>Oh god I had to approach my face to a girl, it's erotic!!
>>337614481
>>337614261
>Jet Set Radio sequel anon again
Sorry I won't believe you, you did that last year.
Jet Set Playlist sound like shit too
>>337614047
The ultimate beta he got triggered that a virtual girl flirted with him
>>337613703
>PSVR multiplayer so that Jamal can gangbang the virtual blondie along Trayvon and the whole crew
can't wait for PS4K to get announced and my friends who bought PS4s in March get mad
>>337593332
Microsoft announces that they're done with console games and that they're moving into mobile games, they announce a new "improved" windows phone and a line up of mobile games for it
>>337615397
>vgchartz
wew lad
>Sony presents the new PSVITATWO
>>337615680
where else am I going to find an image that supports my outrages claims
