Why are bees such a common enemy in video games?
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Why are bees such a common enemy in video games?
Because fuck them.
>>337589958
They are cute!
>>337589958
>posts a picture of wasps
>>337589958
Are they? I only recall a couple in Donkey Kong Country.
>bees
>post wasps
please don't disrespect cute bees, those are vile wasps.
>beeposter falseflagging about wasps to make wasp look bad
>>337590314
>>337590350
Okay, fine.
"Apoideans"
>>337589958
Those aren't bees, though.
>>337590428
>vile wasps
Oh come one, wasps at least are usefull for nature, bees on the other hand are just niggers of insect kingdom
Every time wasp go out to find something to eat for his family, he needs to look out for this faggots because they fucking love bake living creatures for fun
>>337589958
They aren't common at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P7Q1ncgcoY
>>337590579
Wasps just want to eat all the evil bugs in your house.
They aren't here to "fuck you up".
They don't look at what you're playing because they have annoying flies to kill.
They only sting you if you're a huge dumb brute oaf squashing everything around him.
>>337590579
>implying wasps don't pollinate flowers
Someone without common knowledge could actually fall for this...
Do you remember to thank the bees you pass by for their delicious honey /v/?
Because they literally swarm people
>>337591000
>pollinate flowers
Just like wasps
>Bees make honey
And wasps make paper
If bees population go out of control they fuck everything around for the few years, if wasp population go out of control they just kill the most aggressive ones and fix everything themselves
>>337589958
>Oh no, not the Bees!
illuminati honey genocide
dood u dont got bees
>>337591424
Some types of wasps are more annoying than others. Paper wasps are naturally curious and will investigate everything, which sucks because their stings are fucking painful as shit.
>Be 14 and jerking it in the shower
>See something out of the corner of my eye
>Fucking paper wasp
>In my tiny ass shower
>See 2 more on the vent to my fan chilling cause they like the water vapor
>FUCK
Nothing worse than a confused wasp buzzing around a tiny ass shower
>>337590983
>This poster was actually a wasp
>>337591424
>If bees population go out of control
Well you don't have to worry about that because THEY'RE ALL DYING
>>337590882
it's like a horror film for insects
>>337591931
Thanks OP, I cum at wasp, they fly into penis
>>337591424
>>337590985
>>337590983
Fuck off wasp posters.
>>337592184
>>337591934
>someone says something good about wasps
>must be a wasp
Yeah, it's impossible to prove you guys wrong.
That guy who is a human that likes wasps? No, he must be a wasp too.
I bet you're fucking bees. Bees always act like this. Fucking hiveminded slave scum.
Because bee stings fucking hurt.
>hating wasps
>>337592562
Wasps hate bees, I feel the bee hate from here.
Buzz off.
Fucking smooth stinger bitch.
Because I'm allergic to bees wasps and whatnot so they're basically my worst enemy
>final boss is a bee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROhoALqKpYA
AROUND BEES
DON'T BE AT EASE
>>337592786
>bee song starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK_PaKA-eas
>>337591015
Better hurry, soon there will be no bees to thank.
>>337590783
>Oh come one, wasps at least are usefull for nature, bees on the other hand are just niggers of insect kingdom
Bees are one of, if not the most, important insects on the planet shit for brains.
>thanking bees instead of your healer
>>337590882
>that one bee that gets split in half in half a second
end it all
>>337593132
No, actually they are not
Even hornets are more useful for the ecosystem
>>337592825
There is literally nothing wrong with having a beehive or two around your living area. Bees are absolute bros.
beecause
>>337591015
I'm a vegan.
Bees are OK and all, but I'm not going to consume their spit. Eww
>>337592562
>human
>likes wasps
>>337593278
You mean
>Bees are absolute sisters
Because for you this is literally true, hooksting
>>337593376
>I'm a vegan
>>337593274
Do wasps feed you honey and pollinate around 50% of your crops? No, they don't.
Fuck yourself, you shitty wasp in disguise.
Why the hell are niggas so scared of bees?
I remember having to walk buy a hive on the way to work, and I never got stung once. When the FD had to take it down, they just moved somewhere else and I still never got stung.
Tfw there's some gigantic bumble bees that eat our shed outside the basement door. There's always a bunch of them and it's very creepy to see them hovering.
I try to go in and out the basement door as fast as I can so they don't notice me.
Sometimes a dirt dobber dobs on the door itself which makes entry very risky as he could get inside.
>>337593568
>and pollinate around 50% of your crops
They actually do
Just like many others insects
Even more, wasps kill parasites while bees spread them on their bodies
>>337593592
>bother a bee
>they let it go because they're chill
>bother a wasp
>they make tactical stings to the nape of your neck attempting to poison your nervous system
Wasps need to be eradicated for the good of all.
>>337590212secondbest girl
>>337589958
>you will never wake up one day to find all wasps and hornets extinct
So, how hard is it to take care of beehives?
>>337590983
>Wasps
>"Bro, I'm only here to eat and protect you from the spiders."
>Spider
>"Dude, I'm only here to eat and protect you from the wasps."
>Both attack you and bite and sting you eventually
Sexiest video game bee
>>337593793
Shinobu is the greatest
>>337593927
t. Australian
>>337593894
Its surprisingly easy, see if anywhere in your city does an urban beekeeping class and you'll be able to do it, you might get stung a bit when you go honey hunting but eventually they'll learn to recognise your scent and not sting
>>337589958
>Why are bees
>posts wasps
Man, if you can't tell the difference you're fucked.
Because Bees are dangerous
>>337593927
Only in countries not meant for human inhabitation
Bees are cool.
Took this about a month or so ago when I went down to the local nature park.
>>337594235
That's a japanese hornet though.
>>337590882
>within natures checks and balances there is room for PAYBACK
JAPANESE STINGER FOLDED OVER 10,000 times
take that hornets!
RULES OF NATURE
It's hip tofuckbees
>>337594987
It'sgayto postmemes
>>337594987
You could say that their hips move on their own.
>>337595074
It'sOKto begay
>>337594883
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>>337595198
It's hip to be__
>>337595343
spic
>>337595343
IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE
>>337595568
TRIGGERED.
WALL NOW.
>>337592562
>Being a dirty wasp sympathiser
>>337590882
Man hornets are such fucking assholes
>>337590983
That's funny because in my entire life I've never seen a bee crashing an outdoor lunch and landing on the fucking plates to get our food
But boy do I remember wasp doing that every fucking summer
Get fucked wasp-posters
>>337593945
That isn't pic related.
>>337596106
How so?
Do you feel guilty everytime you eat meat?
Check out this cute little bastard. They're not hostile, i've walked around them while a couple were hovering around some flowers. They make loud buzzing sounds. Pretty cute.
>>337589958
those aren't bees.
>>337590882
Why not just redesing the entrace to use small holes instead a big flat entrace?
>>337596560
maybe you should fuck one of them if you like them so much
>>337596424
Feel like every insect can justify its existence. Hornets are just pieces of shit. I hated hornets long before I watched that video.
>>337596560
>calm bee
>native to 'straya
>>337596560
How many fucking bees are there posting on /v/ anyway? Jesus
>>337589958It's hip
>>337590882
Why do American documentaries always try and force this fucking movie shit?
>screaming
>epic music/"drama"
>annoying film trailer narration
>>337597230
>Why do American documentaries always try and force this fucking movie shit?
Because 'murcan viewers like it.
Or even if they don't like it, they watch it.
>>337596993
>t. wasp
>>337596420
Best bee, ma nigga.
>>337597230
The worst bit is they ruin Attenborough documentaries with a replacement voice over and """"""""""""exciting"""""""""""""" edits and music
>>337589958
if a video game has giant bees doesn't that mean there should be giant flowers?
>>337590783
>bees aren't useful
It's okay to be ignorant but don't say dumb things. Only reason you get to eat food is because of bee Bros.
>>337593735
You know there's a reason people are freaking out about the new population declining right.
>>337589958
IT'S HIP
>>337593376
mmm, melted bones and pregnant beetle blood, my favorite
>>337589958
>he doesn't know for every game with a bee enemy there is 3 games with helicopters bosses
>tfw african nigger bees are slowly moving north and we can do nothing to stop them
>>337597751
People are freaking out by many shit, most of this people don't know subject and just watch documentaries like this >>337590882 to form their opinion
This is why we have generation who thinks that roman legionaries were the samurai of their time(wish I was joking, they really said it in one of the films)
>>337589958
M8 I know I'm not the first but get out of here with your anti-bee agenda trying to bring us down by putting us in the same basket as fucking asshole wasps
>>337591424
>>337590985
>>337590983
I WANT WASPS TO LEAVE
Fucking stupid faggot with his goddamn boxing power.
>>337598037
Can't forget the Bee Vomit and Bloody pus-filed secretions of a cow. Without those the animal poo and beetle blood are a bit too strong.
>>337590882
>>337592091
>>337593268
>>337593532
>>337594883
>>337596106
>>337596683
Payback tiem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdCI9KrQcaM
>>337590983
>Wasp shows up at the window
>Mosquito net protecting me even further
>Fucking wasp tries to tear the net or get around the weakest parts
>I'M JUST TRYING TO EAT YOUR BUGS M8 TRUST ME
Wasps are not supposed to post in this thread
>>337598274
>african bees that hybridize european bees turn them fully african
How can white bees even compete?
>>337598321
They both go around killing people with swords so it's close enough.
https://youtu.be/3vPV_WeQxV8?t=359
>>337598321
I'm not talking about the average person you fucking moron I'm talking about governments, scientists, farmers, this is a big issue
You need to eat more food bees made possible so your dumb ass can get some nutrients in your wasp addled brain.
>>337598735
DELETE THIS
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Both bees and wasps pollonate
Its trash like hornets and yellow jackets that exist only to hurt
>>337598321
>This is why we have generation who thinks that roman legionaries were the samurai of their time(wish I was joking, they really said it in one of the films)
Ah, so this is where Codex Alera came from.
Magical kung fu legionnaires who got flung into another dimension to fight magial yetis and werewolves and shit.
What will happen when british queen die?
>>337598418
This made me happy
>>337597230
cause murrikans have the attention span of a goldfish unless it involves michael bay explosions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbqwVGmsoe0
>>337592562
Hey man, bees are very cute and busty I love cumming inside my bee gf
>>337592562
>waspfag calling anyone a hivemind
lel
>>337599043
Commonwealth countries will dump the royal family as heads of state more quickly than you can say "King Charles"
And there will be a million fucking tributes everywhere and nothing will get done for days because people are obsessed with the royal family, it's going to be terrible
>tfw live in a third story flat and no bees or wasps bother flying up that high
>>337589958
>thinking the enemies in videogames are bees not wasps
>hatin on bees
literally retarded, we are harmless, wasps are the true enemies
>>337598735
Remind me, what stops human sperm from impregnating other species?
Wasps are cunts but without them niggering about, all the other bugs would overpopulate the world and the food chain would be fucked.
>>337599346
>tfw live with a wasp nest right outside my window and i get wasps in my room every day
>>337599504
Would still be worth it
>>337599385
Genetics
>/v/ - Bees and Wasps
Dedicated containment board when?
I'm fucking sick of these "waspbros" trying to force their bullshit on us. Whats so great about wasps? They're not anywhere near as cool as even shitty ass bees.
All they do is inject their fucking parasite eggs into poor spiders and their their "bro-tier" babbys eat their way out. Pretty cool bros, pretty cool. How the fuck would you like it if you were a spider and some fucking asshole wasp came over and for all intents and purposes literally murder-raped you and to top it all off even kind of made you pregnant in the process. Fuck wasps, fuck you. Bees, we cool.
>>337590983
>about 10 yo
>Casually walking on the beach
>Something on my hand
>It's a wasp
>The little bitch stings me
>Cry like a bitch
>>337598735
So, how do you get the sperm? is there a video about how masturbate a bee?
>>337599550
>living with a wasp nest outside your window and being tormented by them daily
Just call an exterminator Anon
>>337599550
What the shit? Hose that fucker down!
The nest will become unsuitable to live in and the wasps will leave. But LEAVE IT THERE because wasps won't build next to an old nest. You can actually buy fake wasp nests for this purpose.
>>337599747
they bust their balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVjLkUVt-Lg
>>337599504
>Minor annoyances and occasional crop issues
Or
>8-pain scale to potentially lethal flying injections
I'll take those consequences
>>337590882
>remember watching one of these
>that one jap bee getting behaded by a hornet
>the way it ate its head while staring at the camera
Ingrained.
Luckily they did that suicide tactic to kill em. Remember hearing a story like that in Kench hill.
Bees are hardcore.
>Those bees who dogpile on hornets and vibrate so much that the hornet is fucking roasted alive
>>337590983
Tell that to the wasp that climbed inside my ear and started chewing
>>337599742
My earliest memory is being 2 years old and getting burnt repeatedly by a bumblebee that flew into my pants.
>>337593376
Yeah, go back to eating plant ovaries.
>>337599908
>Minor annoyances and occasional crop issues
Yep, wasps haters don't know shit about subject
Can't even be surprised
>>337590783
>wasps
>useful
>bees
>useless
Are you fucking retarded?
>>337599742
>Seven years old
>At a service station with mother and auntie
>Place is full of wasps
>Put hand on car door
>Get stung by two wasps on the hand
>Cry like a bitch all the way home and hand hurts for a full two weeks
That's how I got my phobia
'sup faggots
>>337597364
They actually dont like it, everyone i asks thinks its retarded and always watch the regular docs on netflix instead of this hollywood tier shir
Fuck wasps AND bees, spiders are the true victims.
>kill pests and other disgusting insects
>be one of the most overused monsters in media
Cut us some slack, guys
>>337599853
Well this was something interesting, thanks for sharing.
>>337599742
>walking around barefoot outside
>sudden sharp pain in my foot
>turns out I stood on a bee
>few years later
>out walking in some woods
>stop to rest, leaning my hand on a tree
>sudden sharp pain in my hand
>turns out I crushed a bee that was there
Fucking stop getting in the way you idiots, no wonder you're going extinct.
>>337590579
bees are cute
>>337599853
is this considered rape?
>>337600515
They're like pandas except we need them to live.
>>337600284
Itsy bitsy spider
>>337600284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag
This is actually the best bee
>>337598980
The Lost Roman Legion is basically a joke writing prompt among authors.
>>337599550
you know what is needed
>>337598418
It's like watching a grown man get beat up by children
>>337598418
Post the bee furnace next time anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6m40W1s0Wc
>>337599550
Burn them.
>>337590783
There's nothing more fit of the "niggers of insect kingdom" tag than cockroaches.
>>337590882
"Japanese honeybees aren't as defenseless as the European bee" even when in nature Europeans are a bunch of cucks
>>337601018
Are wasps the sandniggers of the incest kingdom then?
>>337601018
Roaches are even more useless than niggers
Literally nothing would change if all roaches died
>>337599615
>spider sympathizers
Literally worse than Hitler.
>>337600776
Really? Huh, the more you know. Genuinely enjoyed Codex Alera.
>>337600515
>>walking around barefoot outside
>Living in a third world country
>>337600284
>spiders are the true victims
Leave now
>>337594405
>Not meant for human inhabitation
*those places arent meant for animal habitation.
ftfy senpai
>>337601238
It helps that Butcher's a good writer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DDY299Ly4
>>337601180
>>337601301
>hating on spiders
I've got a spider living with me right now. I like to have my window open but I get shitloads of moths (especially at night), but I've seen a noticeable decrease since the spider moved in. We're pretty chill, he just sits in the corner and doesn't bother me. Sometimes he'll creep about but that's it.
>>337590579
#notallwasps
>>337601446
>made fate/zero a grimdark black nightmare angstfest
>fucking puella madoka
>wrote gaim, the worst kamen rider
Yeah nah you're a retarded teenage edgelord.
>>337601498
SPIDER SYMPATHIZERS GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I KILL EVERY SPIDER I SEE AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO STOP
>>337601610
>wherever I am I must also kill spiders
Why are wasps such cunts?
>>337589958
>play far cry primal
>hardest difficulty
>survival mode
>permanent death
>throw bees at everything
>win game
I BECAME SO MUCH MORE THAN MAN
I BECAME THE BEE ITSELF
I AM THE STINGER OF MY BEE
>>337601712
Never said I liked wasps. Fuck em both. I'd kill every wasp I saw but I'd get raided.
>>337593376
I bet you wouldn't kiss a girl either, fag
isn't it funny how pigs are evil in most videogames
>>337596832
>Feel like every insect can justify its existence.
What do mosquitos do?
Consider the following: wasps are underrated and bees overrated.
This thread should have one response and that should be "Have you ever been stung by a bee?"
>>337599853
https://youtu.be/3vPV_WeQxV8?t=110
>>337602097
Consider shutting the fuck up
>>337601802
Just put that pest spray shit around your house, kill a bunch of them and keep them away for like a year
Pro tip: wear protective clothing
>>337602045
Be eaten by a lot of things
>>337602274
No.
you wouldn't fuck a bee, would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vPV_WeQxV8
WASPS ARE GAY
>>337601498
>He
Got some bad news friend
>>337602384
Now i don't think you've considered the benefits fully
1. We don't have to listen to you anymore
Now I don't know about you but that's compelling
>>337602274
I live in Oklahoma so the bugs out here have fucking superpowers and immunity. The only adequate repellent is fire. I'd wear fucking chainmail armor if it didn't get so hot here in the summer.
bees are basically the niggers of birds
i'll never understand why naturefags think they're so """important""" because muh pollination or some gay faggot shit
>>337590783
t. wasp
>>337602316
lol the moron with no pollen being a cluts and taking out the productive workers.
>>337590983
I have spiderbros to take out evil bugs already.
Wasp can fuck off.
>>337589958
did anyone else see that pic as a bowl of weed at first?
>>337602554
I wonder how many replies I can get out of you. The funny thing is if you don't reply I would have silenced you. You stupid beefag.
>>337602607
They're successful. Nobody fucks with bees, not even humans.
>>337590314
>>337590350
Niggers, those are yellow jackets
>>337598735
>N-no! If you do that i'll get pregnant for sure!
Why are bees such sluts?
Would you cuddle a big bee
YO/YO
Post interesting bee stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8deP6Wq_i_w
>>337602468
What the buzz did you just buzzing say about me, you little beetch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my hive in the 800th colony, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on japanese beehives, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in hornet warfare and I’m the top stinger in the entire wasp armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spiders across the USA and your scent is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, larva. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare mandibles. Not only am I extensively trained in unstingered combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Colony Hive Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking proboscis. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>337599853
>that quiet but audible breathing everytime he pops one open
>>337602183
That one bee bro man
>Oh god Dave! Why did yo-you're gonna make it man. You're gonna make it. We're gonna get you fixed up! Its gonna be alright [hysterical laughter]
>>337602553
I haven't seen any babbys so I assumed it was a he. I dunno though.
>>337602607
>the niggers of birds
>>337589958
CHinese gassed all their bees and now they have to manually pollinate their flowers, trees. They are green with jealousy and want such a plague upon the whole world.
>>337603029
>Bro
>Man
>He
>>337599742
>Driving to go get groceries
>hear something buzzing
>fucking wasp in the car
>freak out and think this is how I'm going to die
>stings the back of my legs then gets sucked out the window
>>337602607
I feel like this is a joke and I somehow get it
>>337602852
>european-paper-wasps-nest-in-cavities.jpg
>>337600613
Okay, you got me.
I did not expect that.
spiders and rats are way more common
>THE KABANE
>tfw no friendly female dominated anthro bee race in vidya gaems
>>337603087
Male spiders are all spiderlets, so unless it's really small it's probably a girl
>>337590882
You niggas ain't seen nothing yet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camponotus_saundersi
tl;dr Malaysian ants are suicidal fucks who have evolved the ability to explode at the drop of a hat as a defense mechanism.
Bruh can't we just get some pillbug love?
>implying bees aren't the greatest insects ever
>>337603818
>what kinda evolution you want senpai?
Mandatory video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2sC29_XR88
>>337604080
DELETE THIS
>>337604080
noice
>>337603961
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>337604000
They literally die if they attack even once, they are like the worst insect
>>337604080
Hooray for rednecks.
>>337599853
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HIS FUCKING DICKHEAD EXPLODED BECAUSE THE GUY PRESSED TOO HARD
As somebody who can die if I get stung, they make a very scary enemy.
>>337604435
pussy
>>337604391
>You feel a little woozy...
>>337601038
Meanwhile, Japan was literally cucked in ww2.
>>337604435
As someone who is afraid of pain, they makes a very scary enemy in real life.
>>337604540
Can't help it if you've got allergies man.
>>337598735
I don't understand why people want transhumanism.
>>337599853
ew ew ew ew ew
>>337599853
welp
>>337604747
You could man the fuck up bitchmade nigga
>>337604870
yeah but if I do you'll just give me a butt and tell me to fuck off
>>337604870
You can't reverse allergy to a bee sting you stupid cuck.
>>337604739
The worst part is having to carry an Epi-pen for the rest of my life
>>337604949
>Waaaah! I'll JUST literally DIE if a bee stings me omg don't let them get meeeeee oh my gawd!
fag
>>337602908
I find that much scarier than the original.
TIME FOR THE KING OF ALL BEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-tqiaPoS2U
>>337599116
Trap Jaws are like Godzilla?
>>337605283
How can white bees even compete?
Hey guys what's going on in this thread...
>>337605512
BUZZ
>>337605564
QUEENZ
https://youtu.be/zXSExc85i-Q
>>337603818
Used to play with these guys all the time at my bus stop in elementary
>tfw putting them in your crush's hair
>>337605283
That's a big bee
>>337600550
no white man is was involved
>>337604870
Where are his nipples and belly button?
>>337605763
This is a BIG BEAUTIFUL BEE OF COLOUR.
>>337589958
My family keeps bees, the domestic ones are very docile actually. Hives with shitty aggressive queens are no fun at all though.
>>337606026
Did he cum green honey?
>>337602183
no be left bee-hind
>>337606049
You ever coat your dick in flower nectar and let bees suck it off?
>>337602607
>bees are bird
you fucktard
>>337606132
That's moss you retard.
>>337606158
>no be left bee-hind
No bee left beehive.
>>337606182
nah m8
>>337606274
I swear I thought he was leaking green jelly
>>337604870
Damn that's a sweet sword.
Kid probably killed the demon that stole his nipples for that sucker.
>>337603727
Not always I think.
Generally yes though.
A better method is to check how large the pedipalps are.
Those are the appendages between the first set of legs and the Chelicerae.
If they are enlarged at the end then it's a male because it uses its Yaoi hands to impregnate girl spiders.
>>337601301
They're totally victims.
Spiders are super diverse but when they're put in vidya it's almost always super generic spiders.Also Jumping Spiders a cute. Other spiders can generally fuck off but jumping spiders and crab spiders are the bros.
>>337606437
>p-please love me, anon-kun.
>>337598735
My dick twitched when it started pulsating. Fuck sake
>>337606631
aslong as you kill ALL THESE FUCKING HORNETS AND WASPS TRYING TO GET INSIDE YOU'RE COOL SPIDERBRO FUCK ATLEAST YOU DON'T MAKE MUCH NOISE
>>337589958
What about dragonflys?
>>337606748
You might have some issues to sort through, anon.
>>337606859
HAS ANYONE EVER HOT GLUED A SPIDER BEFORE?
>>337594235
>gooks_recreate_american_animated_movies.gif
>>337591626
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NxOYkw2z54
TIME TO POST CUTE SPIDERS
>>337606885
>mfw it's springtime
>Dragonflies flying and fucking at the same time isn't an uncommon sight
>>337598418
>plus 10 bees have to die in order to kill a retarded motionless hornet
THIS ISN'T WHAT WE SIGNED UP FOR
>>337607372
>german wasp nest
but where's the bee-r?
>>337602880
Where's his stinger?
im literally a beekeeper
bees are bros
wasps play an important part in the ecosystem especially parasitizing the larvae of many garden pests but still FUCK WASPS
always trying to rob honey from the girls and shit
>>337603505
>bulge
That's no endophallus
>>337590983
can someone screencap this and draw a picture with a wasp angrily typing it
>>337606026
Oh. Are these the huge black flying things I usually see flying around my garden? Thought they were just huge flies or something
>>337606824
It's a jumping spider.
They're a few millimeters big, cut them some slack.
Super good vision though as long as there's some green light around I think.
Compound eyes probably wish they could get that good of a picture.
7 Pixels per compound eye and shit.
>>337607893
>im literally a beekeeper
as opposed to the figurative beekeeper who only collects the buzzing noises?
>>337608126
I don't care about what kind of a fucking spider a spider is aslong they remove the annoying mosquitos/flies and hornets/bees/wasps jesus christ the buzzing in my ears tears my soul apart
>>337589958
i'd like to take a lid and put it over the top of that, then shake it around.
>>337607893
>literally
Stop that. You're a beekeeper not a teenager on tumblr.
>>337608179
im not one of those dirty bee-havers
a lot of commercial honey operations don't care about keeping the bees alive, it's less hassle, effort, and ultimately money to simply buy new colonies from one of the big production farms in the southeast every year
they don't have to bother with proper husbandry methods and take all of the honey in the fall instead of leaving the bees enough to survive the winter, the honey is worth more than the bees
>>337607372
Send me into space, to the bottom of the fucking ocean, or into the Earth's core and i'd be fine, but I would never for the life of me ever be able to deal with this shit.
>>337608493
do you also jerk of your drones and inseminate your queens?
>>337608493
hobby beekeeper here. They're insects, they don't have feelings.
>>337593927
If there's an orb spider hanging over a cycling trail, are you legally obliged to remove it or will you be a second hand murderer by neglect?
>>337608695
nah ive never tried that shit i just let natural selection do the work
if a hive is particularly weak, stupid, or prone to parasitism i just re-allocate the workers and let the queen die
ive seen videos though
>>337608493
Wait till PETA hears about this.
>>337608853
>ive seen videos though
me too
>>337608853
enjoy shitty aggressive queens you fucking luddite
>>337608873
What then?
Are PETA going to start running their own beekeeping institution that they regularly gas with pesticides?
>>337608853
>not breeding your queens to your liking
can't wait until they grow up and get all sassy on you and shit
>>337608813
yeah but that kind of lazy-ass beekeeping is irresponsible and ultimately weakening the gene pool of domesticated bees across america
i can understand why some people may do it if your income depends on it and the fact that sometimes you can do everything right and still lose hives anyway but I think the big bee farms are going to ultimately do more harm than good to the livelihood of the species
>>337592786DADADADADADADAAA!
>>337608873
Why would PETA care about someone killing animals?
I made some habitats for solitary bees this week. Hope I get a bunch of new bros this summer. What does /v/ think?
>>337601991
And sharks. Most sharks (barring bull and tiger) are pretty docile motherfuckers. Even Great Whites. Whale sharks are total bros.
They pretty much keep the entire ecosystem in check. Can you imagine the ocean without its apex predators there?
>>337609331
I think it's rad as fuck.
>>337609331
fukken neato
>>337609331
I like em, throw a little latex or oil treatment on them if you still can and don't want em to rot
what are the small cylinders? pithed-out branches?
>>337609331
That's really cool man, I like your style
>>337609331
I think it's really neat
>>337609331
Does this help bees not fucking die?
Because I want to help the little fuckers out.
>>337609020
#BEELIVESMATTER
>>337606885
>the faces on those two kids at the end
That was pretty great.
>>337590985
>>337591424
>>337592562
>>337592629
no one likes wasps
>>337609471
>>337609523
>>337609620
>>337609674
Awesome. Thanks guys.
>>337609542
Thanks man. I melted some bees wax and teak oil and gave them a few coats to help repel any water for a months at least. The cylinders are just some thick branches I culled off a beach tree. Works much better than the pine logs I was using before, it's a harder wood so it's easier to make a cleaner hole without a burr on it
>>337609841
I hope so. They're simple to make really. You don't even need to go to all the trouble of making a house type thing around it either. Just drill some holes around 8-10 mm thick and around 10-14 cm deep in a piece of wood and let it sit facing the South-East and you might be cool. You should go for it dude.
>>337594523
There are two things i want to do when I retire if I decide not to kill myself and live to an age of retirement
>open up a noodle restaurant/bar
>become a beekeeper
bees are awesome
>>337609331
That's pretty as fuck. How was the process of making it? If I can help some bees and it's not too much of a hassle I'd be down to make a couple.
>>337590212
Found the wasp.
>>337609331
I think it'sthe bee's knees
>>337610221
meant for
>>337590983
>>337592562
>>337590783
aswell
Bees have suicide ass daggers, but are fluffy and cute.
Wasps have infinite ass daggers, and are ugly and cruel.
If bees were larger, they'd be as cuddly as cats; probably don't give a fuck about their owners, able to retaliate, and fluffy as shit.
>>337610158
if you want to learn, the best way is with a mentor
maybe im just lucky but all the beekeepers ive met are super cool people who really want to share their knowledge
if there's a beekeeping association in your area go check out a meeting, theres probably a few vets there who would be thrilled to show the ropes to someone with an interest
>>337598418
>Those ants coming by in the end to see if their free dinner is ready for pickup.
>>337610249
>>337610173
Aw thanks guys. I didn't expect such as nice a response as this. They're simple to make and you can do them any which way you want. You could do what >>337610128 said or if you can't find some suitable wood you could keep it even simpler and cut some bamboo, tie them together and leave them pointing in a suitable direction. I found tons of low-key and relitively inexpensive methods when looking in to making mine. I say everyone should try it.
Solitary bees are especially bro-like too. Even more docile than and endearing than regular bees.
>>337596560
post more pictures of bees please
>>337598418
>tfw no monster hunter with giant insect based monsters
>>337611812
>Sectas
>Sectas QueenKonchudrome
>>337612382
I mean
>Seltas
>Seltas Queen
Got the name confused because of the Sect Happa.
>>337593376
hopefully you don't act like that insufferable cunt in the comic
>>337612515
Seltas is one of the weakest motherfuckers in the game
>>337590983
yeah man wasps are totally great haha wasps are the best buzz buzz i mean haha
>>337593376
>I'm a vegan
What does that have to do with anything?
>>337609331
Then you set it on fire right?
>Solitary bees
Dont they just die alone without accomplishing anything? Whats the point of making those houses? They're probably going to be the new house of some spiders or some other shit.
>>337609127
>Bees will never be cute girls that you tenderly love and raise like your own children
>You will never watch your tsundere bee daughter-fu grow up before your eyes and become an intelligent and powerful leader of her colonyYou will never hear her thank you under her breath for being a good keeper
Every day I'm finding fewer and fewer reasons to continue living.
>>337613165
Q-bee is not a bee
she's a carnivore, definitely a vespid
>>337607447
>>337607978
Jesus those things look like the laser class from Muv-Luv
>>337612879
Only if they start sassing me
>>337612998
They pollinate like any other bee. Not as efficiently as colony bees but they do their bit and are probably in as much trouble as regular bees at the moment. Next year I want to maybe make a fully fledged bee hive and get me some wax and honey.
These faggots will be in my area by the end of this month.
I'm excited to see the war between the cicadas and the wasps.
>>337602852
Yellow jacket aka a different species of wasp
>>337613283
There are shockingly few bee girls that are actually cute in vidya.
>>337589958
>bees made their place in a hidden hole in the wall near the sink in the kitchen
>sometimes they come out when i'm cooking
>i don't mind bees usually(fuck wasps though) but i don't want them in my house and especially in the kitchen
>spray them with anti-mosquito/roach/whatever bug
>even spray it near that place at night so in the morning they die
>then toss them out of the window, either dead or half-dead, on people's heads
>>337604639
By the U.S, not some faggot euro country
>>337614064
You could suck them out with a vacuum, block up the hole and relocate them. Might work.
>enemy is clearly not a bee
>called a bee or some bee related pun just because it's black and yellow
>>337589958
Bees are perfectly fine, Anon, it's wasps you have a problem with.
People who think badly of bees simply mistake them for wasps, that's all.
Best bee waifu coming through.
Any other choice is flat-out wrong.
>>337613165
>project qbee will never be finished
;_;
>>337604080
It's like white people fucking thrive on crazy, stupid shitand I love you fuckers for itBut you're also fucking terrifying
>>337596560
I don't fear bees but for some reason the buzzing noises fucking terrify me.
>>337614008
muh d when honeywoman
how do we fixmale combee?
>>337589958
Game developers want Americans to be alert and ready for the Africanized bee invasion that will kill many in the upcoming years.
>>337614985
my nigga
>>337615124
>1 or 2 people die per year from a killer bee sting
More people die from jerking off too hard, how can anyone actually be scared of something so fluffy?
>>337614476
I would but as i said the hole is hidden and even then it's not reachable by human hands.
>>337615124
Are these fuckers resilient to whatevers killing other bees?
>>337615396
>sometimes I pull on it so hard I die
does anyone have that gif where 2 bees collide in midair and fall down
would you a bee, /v/?
>>337615608
I got you senpai
>>337602316
>>337602183
That makes me sad but do bees even have emotions?
>>337615525
No, they're just aggressive and defensive as fuck.
They'll chase you far over 500 meters if you accidentally get too close.
>>337615124
we are truly fucking doomed
>that thumbnail
DUDE
BEES
LMAO
>>337608095
LOL yes Free frontpage !
TO the front page with you! Haahahaha
>>337615892
Smoke bees every day
>>337613580
Yea around here in like 1-2 months. Like to collect the shells of the cicada's but there was one time where a shell I picked up a the cicada killer wasp crawl out the slit hole.
I now poke shells with a stick every time now.
>>337613283
>she's a carnivore\
The official character relationship chart says she views even Huitzil as potential food, so really she'll eat about anything.
>>337615817
>america will become austrailia 2.0 in your lifetime
>>337615786
oh i found it it was actually this one but that one is funny too
>when a cicada killer enters the area
>>337616338
America already has a ton of dangerous wildlife
>>337602316
That's plain false though, mosquitoes don't contribute significantly to the diet of any ecosystems.
Anyone seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbMV9qYIXqM
Mite b cool. I want a hive but I dunno about buying a smoke gun and a suit and causing a ruckus in my suburban garden with fucking bees freaking out everywhere every time I get some honey. This might be a solution though.
What games allow me to be an apiarist?
>>337613068
what the fuck man
>>337616838
you've obviously never heard of delicious mosquito burgers
>>337617347
hmm delicious African cuisine. I wonder if it goes well with rimming cows
RIGHT ABOUT NOW IS TIME FOR THE BIGGETY BUCK BUMBLE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q_dScgX6bk
>>337616952
SS13
anyone noticed that bumble bees are getting a lot chubbier lately?
we have had to start dodging because these fatties could do some real damage if there was a collision
>>337615812
How do we stop them?
>>337618469
we don't
>go outside at 3AM to drop a bugbro off in garden
>greeted by 2 two-inch mosquitos
>>337618879
>2034
>fighting the bees
>>337618916
those are gallinippers
they're completely harmless
First bee fap?
>>337618991
in the grim darkness of the far future there is only bees
>yellowjacket somehow got into my room
>flip shit and bolt out because they scare the shit out of me
>spend a good hour gathering courage to take it out
>burst open door, electric fly swatter in hand
>it's nowhere to be found
Best bee.
>>337590882
>bees fucking creating a living oven and roast a wasp alive
god damn nature
>>337618879
Look at these huge noses! I swear, they get bigger every year.
>>337598418
Japan always finds a way
>>337619150
>not just grabbing the wasp in your barehand and crushing it
>>337618879
That bee is kinda cute
>>337619245
>in the future the bees will rise to slay tumblrites and jews alike
>>337619336
>Zyklon Bees
>>337600284
fuck you, we sharks are the true victim of human media
Those are hornets, nature's assholes.
Bees are cool as fuck. Leave them alone.
>>337593376
Found the vegan
>Live in the UK
>Be walking
>See what looks like some blue trash a bit in front of me
>It starts moving
>Notice it's also got orange
>Realize those are fucking wings
>MFW I nope the fuck out of there before I start feeling woozy
Not even kidding. I probably did a 360 degree turn and walked about half a mile around it. Fuck that shit.
>old dead tree in back field of my families farm when I was hunger
>fucking gigantic wasp nest on it
>didn't know it was there until I tried to get rid of tree got stung 3 times and had to run from the wasp
>come back an hour later wrapped in clothing with a gas mask over my face and my head wrapped in towels
>carrying a canister of gasoline and a long stem candle lighter
Pic related, how I felt watching them burn to death
>>337619858
That shit got it's name because they lay eggs on tarantulas, then the larva eat their way out xenomorph style.
>>337619858
Hornets literally don't do anything for an environment and just fuck shit up.
They're like the insect form of Californians.
>op says bees
>posts wasps
fuck you, bees are awesome.
wasps though can go disappear, fuck them, they're annoying cunts
>>337620135
>hunger
>image.jpg
dumb apple iPhone poster
>>337620623
that big green ant musta ate too much kfc
thread theme: https://soundcloud.com/pixl-music/pixl-buzz-kill-free-dl
>>337620565
Aye, curse my reliance on Apple products.
>>337619038
Well this is in Europe so it's probably a different species, but thanks for the bit of knowledge. I'm not scared of bugs but it's hard to suppress your innate aversion when you're surprised by those large mosquitos at night in your boxers.
>>337597230
Nobody can narrate a documentary like Attenborough and nobody ever will. The Beeb have tried quite a few other voices but there's no point.
As for the music, it's just offensively unimaginative and haphazardly recorded. Listen to the Life Of Mammals theme or anything in Frozen Planet or Planet Earth - Attenborough gave a lot of shits about his documentaries and was high enough in the BBC to pull strings and shuffle nobs in order to make everything quality.
>>337590212
I want toFAWKthat bee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA
>>337620623
>>337620770
Haha, glad this will never happen to me.
>t.ordinary ant
>>337612724
That's the point, he's a fight on his own early on then when you fight the queens it's pretty much you fighting the queen + seltas.
https://youtu.be/qOe5Lmyyxiw
Ant bros where?
>no ant sim in which you go as a legion brawling against larger creatures MH-style
>>337620770
Jesus someone fucking went mental with the bug spray on that guy.
>>337620623
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
>>337621127
>watch a documentary about ants
>it's about bulldog ants, army ants, and other vicious as fuck subspecies
>mfw
I didn't sleep right for weeks.
>>337621112
Genuinely curious - why are they pulling spaghetti out of a dude's dick.
>>337621112
Holy shit.
![[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.27_[2016.05.15_00.37.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/59udq3R.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 06 [720p].mkv snapshot 08.27 [2016.05.15 00.37.27]")
>We didn't protect her from the bees
Bad times.
>>337621112
Why would anyone allow themselves to get to that point
>>337620978
Someone should post that Cordyceps webm before it's too late
>>337621308
looks like his stomach, and those look like vegetable roots or something
>>337621308
>spaghetti
it's japanese RAMEN don't you know anything about oriental culture? fucking ignoramus
japanese bug fights
>>337606885
Oh god, please tell me there's a video of that with sound somewhere.
>>337604080
Why do white people have to be fucking stupid?
>>337621112
Round worms are horrifying man
>had to dissect one for Bio 1107 this semester
>cut it open down the meridian
>the worm had even more worms inside of it
>some of them even looked alive still
>>337621394
Got a vid.
https://youtu.be/XuKjBIBBAL8
The day David dies is the day I lose hope in humanity.
>>337621112
I think is the first time I've legitimately been disgusted by something on this site.
I'm not talking fake "oh man wow that sure is bad" kind of screencap bullshit, I'm talking genuine disgust.
I just ordered some Chicken Alfredo from this local Italian place, but I think I'll have to cancel it, now.
>>337621112
And it was such a nice thread.
Please just tell me that doing that wroth that upon himself so I can sleep tonight and maybe even eat something without feeling paranoid I'm eating a parasite like that.
>>337621693
I feel like you'd notice something being wrong way before it gets to that point.
>>337621619
Imagine being so parasitic you infest other parasites
>>337621614
Shut up stupid Hornet
>>337621693
The only solution is to starve.
>>337607372
And then the hives underground in Terraria made more sense
>>337621112
I feel fucking queasy and I'm not talking about mild discomfort, I feel my stomach churning.
Fuck you.
>>337621794
It wasn't even that. It looked like it infected itself with roundwormsUnFun Fact: Roundworms and other Nematodes all have a hard outer cuticle that allows them to survive in shit like stomach acid.
My dad is a beekeeper. Just a hobby though.
We get 50 kg of honey every year its pretty great.
Also dont buy chinese and south american honey they dont treat the bees well and add sugar and other stuff to the already perfect honey.
The big bee dying on the world is a lie and we wont die out if bees die out its bullshit.
>>337605283
Literally BBBee
Ready to steal the precious hives of white bees.
>>337621308
>>337621342
>>337621374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9F1EhfvYpA
>>337621647
See, David's narration is always informative first and foremost. There's a bit of dramatisation and flavourful word choice but everything, from the camera work to the music, works so beautifully together.
I fucking love the music that they've had, over the years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NenCBS3AQc
What a theme.
>>337621112
>skip to 1:40
https://youtu.be/kUsQO5hx3DQ?t=1m40s
>>337607829
BEE HAS FIST, NO NEED STINGER
>>337621308
You're also genuinely retarded because those are worms being pulled out of his intestines.
>>337621619
>>337621374
>>337621693
>>337621930
>>337622120
Spaghetti anybody?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT4uir321SE
>>337607372
THERE'S SO FUCKING MANY OF THEM
>>337608818
drop some orb spider lore, I'm not familiar. are they super dangerous?
>>337622029
how does this happen tho
>>337622029
Why are they just laughing and shit on camera?
I've been taught that is unprofessional as fuck, and get in you in trouble, especially in the US.
>>337622338
Most of them probably aren't. An orb spider is just a regular old spider that makes a round or orb-like web.
You know, the stereotypical spider sitting in the middle of a web kind of thing.
I have a wasp nest that looks over my tomato garden and helps keep those asshole tomato worms and other shit out. Even when I'm out there collecting the produce, the occasional hornet would just hover over to me, land around my moving hands, hover not even an inch from my face for a minute, and then continue on with his day. I don't fuck with them, and they don't fuck with me.
I have been accepted into the brotherhood of wasps, and it feels good.
>>337622316
Are those still fucking alive?
>>337622439
If you don't wash your hands after going to the toilet
>>337621112
>tfw have had irregular shits/diarrhea and bad intestinal cramps for a year or so now
>seeing this
>>337607372
Why the fuck would you even bother removing it? Just roast the fuckers.
>>337622583
Sounds more like cancer, which is worse.
>>337622583
Sounds like you need to get a check-up nigga.
>>337622316
>tfw i plan on studying parasitism
>tfw I probably will have to look at shit like this on a daily basis
My body is somewhat ready
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TgqF-ND2XcY
>those comments
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pib9qT-pccI
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dl9dsCgqqKQ
http://www.wallstreetotc.com/the-mystery-of-the-bombardier-beetle-has-been-solved/217799/
>literally fart fetish bug but is artillery man who will send fiery dps if you fuck with it
>>337622338
They're pretty cool. I find they tend to build their webs high up in out of the way places unlike nigger species that always build across footpaths.
They also rebuild their webs every single fucking evening so they always look nice.
>>337619858
Please tell me by UK you mean england? I can't deal if those fuckers show up up here.
>>337622693
maybe water balloons are more to your liking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewO1jz2kQxc
>>337622316
>>337622120
>>337622029
why are all of these doctors indian?
is india literally the WORST place on earth?
>>337622843
UK is the islands which have the countries Scotland, Wales, England, Republic of Ireland and northern island along with some northern isles
>>337623150
because they poo in the streets bathe in the ganges and eat curry
>>337622514
they've probably been doing that shit for too long, it's just a job to them. And it's clearly not the US.
>>337621159
It's water
These parasites go mental when they come in contact with any water, so you can force them to come out by spraying water onto the infected insect
>>337622879
Its fucking disgusting but that's what got me interested in the subject in the first place. Jesus christ those cysts are huge
worm thread?
worm thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdxblXCBwqs
>>337623346
That's like some Signs shit.
>>337592562
>I bet you're fucking bees
Damn right, I'm fucking bees. It's the hip thing, after all
>>337623368
NOT IN THE FUCKING EYE NOOOOOOOO
Parasites, wasps and hornets are proof that god fucking hates all of us.
>>337623238
>eat curry
but it's been proven that areas with more parasites and bacteria people eat spicier foods naturally because it kills most of the fuckers that get into their bodies
>>337623518
Nature is pretty fucked up.
>>337620770
does the spider die when the parasite assumes direct control?
because they're both mindless gooks who work for a cause greater than their miserable lives
>>337623518
>not natural disasters, the eventual degrading of your bodies which can cause cancer as well as that subject of cancer, viruses and the mechanics of the sun
>>337623832
Existense in general is proof that we are unloved pretty much, fuck it.
>>337623649
Those are just lies poo in loos tell themselves anon
>>337596420
>>337593945
Not nearly as good as BEST bee
>>337624281
Just imagine the person who drew this.
>>337621579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOunfv7RBpg
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