Why are bees such a common enemy in video games?
Because fuck them.
>>337589958
They are cute!
>>337589958
>posts a picture of wasps
>>337589958
Are they? I only recall a couple in Donkey Kong Country.
>bees
>post wasps
please don't disrespect cute bees, those are vile wasps.
>beeposter falseflagging about wasps to make wasp look bad
>>337590314
>>337590350
Okay, fine.
"Apoideans"
>>337589958
Those aren't bees, though.
>>337590428
>vile wasps
Oh come one, wasps at least are usefull for nature, bees on the other hand are just niggers of insect kingdom
Every time wasp go out to find something to eat for his family, he needs to look out for this faggots because they fucking love bake living creatures for fun
>>337589958
They aren't common at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P7Q1ncgcoY
>>337590579
Wasps just want to eat all the evil bugs in your house.
They aren't here to "fuck you up".
They don't look at what you're playing because they have annoying flies to kill.
They only sting you if you're a huge dumb brute oaf squashing everything around him.
>>337590579
>implying wasps don't pollinate flowers
Someone without common knowledge could actually fall for this...
Do you remember to thank the bees you pass by for their delicious honey /v/?
Because they literally swarm people
>>337591000
>pollinate flowers
Just like wasps
>Bees make honey
And wasps make paper
If bees population go out of control they fuck everything around for the few years, if wasp population go out of control they just kill the most aggressive ones and fix everything themselves
>>337589958
>Oh no, not the Bees!
illuminati honey genocide
dood u dont got bees
>>337591424
Some types of wasps are more annoying than others. Paper wasps are naturally curious and will investigate everything, which sucks because their stings are fucking painful as shit.
>Be 14 and jerking it in the shower
>See something out of the corner of my eye
>Fucking paper wasp
>In my tiny ass shower
>See 2 more on the vent to my fan chilling cause they like the water vapor
>FUCK
Nothing worse than a confused wasp buzzing around a tiny ass shower
>>337590983
>This poster was actually a wasp
>>337591424
>If bees population go out of control
Well you don't have to worry about that because THEY'RE ALL DYING
>>337590882
it's like a horror film for insects
>>337591931
Thanks OP, I cum at wasp, they fly into penis
>>337591424
>>337590985
>>337590983
Fuck off wasp posters.
>>337592184
>>337591934
>someone says something good about wasps
>must be a wasp
Yeah, it's impossible to prove you guys wrong.
That guy who is a human that likes wasps? No, he must be a wasp too.
I bet you're fucking bees. Bees always act like this. Fucking hiveminded slave scum.
Because bee stings fucking hurt.
>hating wasps
>>337592562
Wasps hate bees, I feel the bee hate from here.
Buzz off.
Fucking smooth stinger bitch.
Because I'm allergic to bees wasps and whatnot so they're basically my worst enemy
>final boss is a bee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROhoALqKpYA
AROUND BEES
DON'T BE AT EASE
>>337592786
>bee song starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK_PaKA-eas
>>337591015
Better hurry, soon there will be no bees to thank.
>>337590783
>Oh come one, wasps at least are usefull for nature, bees on the other hand are just niggers of insect kingdom
Bees are one of, if not the most, important insects on the planet shit for brains.
>thanking bees instead of your healer
>>337590882
>that one bee that gets split in half in half a second
end it all
>>337593132
No, actually they are not
Even hornets are more useful for the ecosystem
>>337592825
There is literally nothing wrong with having a beehive or two around your living area. Bees are absolute bros.
beecause
>>337591015
I'm a vegan.
Bees are OK and all, but I'm not going to consume their spit. Eww
>>337592562
>human
>likes wasps
>>337593278
You mean
>Bees are absolute sisters
Because for you this is literally true, hooksting
>>337593376
>I'm a vegan
>>337593274
Do wasps feed you honey and pollinate around 50% of your crops? No, they don't.
Fuck yourself, you shitty wasp in disguise.
Why the hell are niggas so scared of bees?
I remember having to walk buy a hive on the way to work, and I never got stung once. When the FD had to take it down, they just moved somewhere else and I still never got stung.
Tfw there's some gigantic bumble bees that eat our shed outside the basement door. There's always a bunch of them and it's very creepy to see them hovering.
I try to go in and out the basement door as fast as I can so they don't notice me.
Sometimes a dirt dobber dobs on the door itself which makes entry very risky as he could get inside.
>>337593376
>>337593568
>and pollinate around 50% of your crops
They actually do
Just like many others insects
Even more, wasps kill parasites while bees spread them on their bodies
>>337593592
>bother a bee
>they let it go because they're chill
>bother a wasp
>they make tactical stings to the nape of your neck attempting to poison your nervous system
Wasps need to be eradicated for the good of all.
>>337590212secondbest girl
>>337589958
>you will never wake up one day to find all wasps and hornets extinct
So, how hard is it to take care of beehives?
>>337590983
>Wasps
>"Bro, I'm only here to eat and protect you from the spiders."
>Spider
>"Dude, I'm only here to eat and protect you from the wasps."
>Both attack you and bite and sting you eventually
Sexiest video game bee
>>337593793
Shinobu is the greatest
>>337593735
>>337593927
t. Australian
>>337593894
Its surprisingly easy, see if anywhere in your city does an urban beekeeping class and you'll be able to do it, you might get stung a bit when you go honey hunting but eventually they'll learn to recognise your scent and not sting
>>337589958
>Why are bees
>posts wasps
Man, if you can't tell the difference you're fucked.
Because Bees are dangerous
>>337593927
Only in countries not meant for human inhabitation
Bees are cool.
Took this about a month or so ago when I went down to the local nature park.
>>337594235
That's a japanese hornet though.
>>337590882
>within natures checks and balances there is room for PAYBACK
JAPANESE STINGER FOLDED OVER 10,000 times
take that hornets!
RULES OF NATURE
It's hip tofuckbees
>>337594987
It'sgayto postmemes
>>337594987
You could say that their hips move on their own.
>>337595074
It'sOKto begay
>>337594883
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
>>337595198
It's hip to be__
>>337595343
spic
>>337595343
IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE
>>337595568
TRIGGERED.
WALL NOW.
>>337592562
>Being a dirty wasp sympathiser
>>337590882
Man hornets are such fucking assholes
>>337590983
That's funny because in my entire life I've never seen a bee crashing an outdoor lunch and landing on the fucking plates to get our food
But boy do I remember wasp doing that every fucking summer
Get fucked wasp-posters
>>337593945
That isn't pic related.
>>337596106
How so?
Do you feel guilty everytime you eat meat?
Check out this cute little bastard. They're not hostile, i've walked around them while a couple were hovering around some flowers. They make loud buzzing sounds. Pretty cute.
>>337589958
those aren't bees.
>>337590882
Why not just redesing the entrace to use small holes instead a big flat entrace?
>>337596560
maybe you should fuck one of them if you like them so much
>>337596424
Feel like every insect can justify its existence. Hornets are just pieces of shit. I hated hornets long before I watched that video.
>>337596560
>calm bee
>native to 'straya
>>337596756
ok
>>337596560
How many fucking bees are there posting on /v/ anyway? Jesus
>>337589958It's hip
>>337590882
Why do American documentaries always try and force this fucking movie shit?
>screaming
>epic music/"drama"
>annoying film trailer narration
>>337597230
>Why do American documentaries always try and force this fucking movie shit?
Because 'murcan viewers like it.
Or even if they don't like it, they watch it.
>>337596993
>t. wasp
>>337596420
Best bee, ma nigga.
>>337597230
The worst bit is they ruin Attenborough documentaries with a replacement voice over and """"""""""""exciting"""""""""""""" edits and music
>>337589958
if a video game has giant bees doesn't that mean there should be giant flowers?
>>337590783
>bees aren't useful
It's okay to be ignorant but don't say dumb things. Only reason you get to eat food is because of bee Bros.
>>337593735
You know there's a reason people are freaking out about the new population declining right.
>>337593376
>>337589958
IT'S HIP
>>337593376
mmm, melted bones and pregnant beetle blood, my favorite
>>337589958
>he doesn't know for every game with a bee enemy there is 3 games with helicopters bosses
>tfw african nigger bees are slowly moving north and we can do nothing to stop them
>>337597751
People are freaking out by many shit, most of this people don't know subject and just watch documentaries like this >>337590882 to form their opinion
This is why we have generation who thinks that roman legionaries were the samurai of their time(wish I was joking, they really said it in one of the films)
>>337589958
M8 I know I'm not the first but get out of here with your anti-bee agenda trying to bring us down by putting us in the same basket as fucking asshole wasps
>>337591424
>>337590985
>>337590983
I WANT WASPS TO LEAVE
Fucking stupid faggot with his goddamn boxing power.
>>337598037
Can't forget the Bee Vomit and Bloody pus-filed secretions of a cow. Without those the animal poo and beetle blood are a bit too strong.
>>337590882
>>337592091
>>337593268
>>337593532
>>337594883
>>337596106
>>337596683
Payback tiem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdCI9KrQcaM
>>337590983
>Wasp shows up at the window
>Mosquito net protecting me even further
>Fucking wasp tries to tear the net or get around the weakest parts
>I'M JUST TRYING TO EAT YOUR BUGS M8 TRUST ME
Wasps are not supposed to post in this thread
>>337598274
>african bees that hybridize european bees turn them fully african
How can white bees even compete?
>>337598321
They both go around killing people with swords so it's close enough.
https://youtu.be/3vPV_WeQxV8?t=359
>>337598321
I'm not talking about the average person you fucking moron I'm talking about governments, scientists, farmers, this is a big issue
You need to eat more food bees made possible so your dumb ass can get some nutrients in your wasp addled brain.
>>337598735
DELETE THIS
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Both bees and wasps pollonate
Its trash like hornets and yellow jackets that exist only to hurt
>>337598321
>This is why we have generation who thinks that roman legionaries were the samurai of their time(wish I was joking, they really said it in one of the films)
Ah, so this is where Codex Alera came from.
Magical kung fu legionnaires who got flung into another dimension to fight magial yetis and werewolves and shit.
What will happen when british queen die?
>>337598418
This made me happy
>>337597230
cause murrikans have the attention span of a goldfish unless it involves michael bay explosions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbqwVGmsoe0
>>337592562
Hey man, bees are very cute and busty I love cumming inside my bee gf
>>337592562
>waspfag calling anyone a hivemind
lel
>>337599043
Commonwealth countries will dump the royal family as heads of state more quickly than you can say "King Charles"
And there will be a million fucking tributes everywhere and nothing will get done for days because people are obsessed with the royal family, it's going to be terrible
>tfw live in a third story flat and no bees or wasps bother flying up that high
>>337589958
>thinking the enemies in videogames are bees not wasps
>hatin on bees
literally retarded, we are harmless, wasps are the true enemies
>>337598735
Remind me, what stops human sperm from impregnating other species?
Wasps are cunts but without them niggering about, all the other bugs would overpopulate the world and the food chain would be fucked.
>>337599346
>tfw live with a wasp nest right outside my window and i get wasps in my room every day
>>337599504
Would still be worth it
>>337599385
Genetics
>/v/ - Bees and Wasps
Dedicated containment board when?
I'm fucking sick of these "waspbros" trying to force their bullshit on us. Whats so great about wasps? They're not anywhere near as cool as even shitty ass bees.
All they do is inject their fucking parasite eggs into poor spiders and their their "bro-tier" babbys eat their way out. Pretty cool bros, pretty cool. How the fuck would you like it if you were a spider and some fucking asshole wasp came over and for all intents and purposes literally murder-raped you and to top it all off even kind of made you pregnant in the process. Fuck wasps, fuck you. Bees, we cool.
>>337590983
>about 10 yo
>Casually walking on the beach
>Something on my hand
>It's a wasp
>The little bitch stings me
>Cry like a bitch
>>337598735
So, how do you get the sperm? is there a video about how masturbate a bee?
>>337599550
>living with a wasp nest outside your window and being tormented by them daily
Just call an exterminator Anon
>>337599550
What the shit? Hose that fucker down!
The nest will become unsuitable to live in and the wasps will leave. But LEAVE IT THERE because wasps won't build next to an old nest. You can actually buy fake wasp nests for this purpose.
>>337599747
they bust their balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVjLkUVt-Lg
>>337599504
>Minor annoyances and occasional crop issues
Or
>8-pain scale to potentially lethal flying injections
I'll take those consequences
>>337590882
>remember watching one of these
>that one jap bee getting behaded by a hornet
>the way it ate its head while staring at the camera
Ingrained.
Luckily they did that suicide tactic to kill em. Remember hearing a story like that in Kench hill.
Bees are hardcore.
>Those bees who dogpile on hornets and vibrate so much that the hornet is fucking roasted alive
>>337590983
Tell that to the wasp that climbed inside my ear and started chewing
>>337599742
My earliest memory is being 2 years old and getting burnt repeatedly by a bumblebee that flew into my pants.
>>337593376
Yeah, go back to eating plant ovaries.
>>337599908
>Minor annoyances and occasional crop issues
Yep, wasps haters don't know shit about subject
Can't even be surprised
>>337590783
>wasps
>useful
>bees
>useless
Are you fucking retarded?
>>337599742
>Seven years old
>At a service station with mother and auntie
>Place is full of wasps
>Put hand on car door
>Get stung by two wasps on the hand
>Cry like a bitch all the way home and hand hurts for a full two weeks
That's how I got my phobia
'sup faggots
>>337597364
They actually dont like it, everyone i asks thinks its retarded and always watch the regular docs on netflix instead of this hollywood tier shir
Fuck wasps AND bees, spiders are the true victims.
>kill pests and other disgusting insects
>be one of the most overused monsters in media
Cut us some slack, guys
>>337599853
Well this was something interesting, thanks for sharing.
>>337600284
>Us
>>337599742
>walking around barefoot outside
>sudden sharp pain in my foot
>turns out I stood on a bee
>few years later
>out walking in some woods
>stop to rest, leaning my hand on a tree
>sudden sharp pain in my hand
>turns out I crushed a bee that was there
Fucking stop getting in the way you idiots, no wonder you're going extinct.
>>337590579
bees are cute
>>337599853
is this considered rape?
>>337600515
They're like pandas except we need them to live.
>>337600284
Itsy bitsy spider
>>337600284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag
This is actually the best bee
>>337598980
The Lost Roman Legion is basically a joke writing prompt among authors.
>>337599550
you know what is needed
>>337598418
It's like watching a grown man get beat up by children
>>337598418
Post the bee furnace next time anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6m40W1s0Wc
>>337599550
Burn them.
>>337590783
There's nothing more fit of the "niggers of insect kingdom" tag than cockroaches.
>>337590882
"Japanese honeybees aren't as defenseless as the European bee" even when in nature Europeans are a bunch of cucks
>>337601018
Are wasps the sandniggers of the incest kingdom then?
>>337601018
Roaches are even more useless than niggers
Literally nothing would change if all roaches died
>>337599615
>spider sympathizers
Literally worse than Hitler.
>>337600776
Really? Huh, the more you know. Genuinely enjoyed Codex Alera.
>>337600515
>>walking around barefoot outside
>Living in a third world country
>>337600284
>spiders are the true victims
Leave now
>>337594405
>Not meant for human inhabitation
*those places arent meant for animal habitation.
ftfy senpai
>>337601238
It helps that Butcher's a good writer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DDY299Ly4
>>337601180
>>337601301
>hating on spiders
I've got a spider living with me right now. I like to have my window open but I get shitloads of moths (especially at night), but I've seen a noticeable decrease since the spider moved in. We're pretty chill, he just sits in the corner and doesn't bother me. Sometimes he'll creep about but that's it.
>>337590579
#notallwasps
>>337601446
>made fate/zero a grimdark black nightmare angstfest
>fucking puella madoka
>wrote gaim, the worst kamen rider
Yeah nah you're a retarded teenage edgelord.
>>337601498
SPIDER SYMPATHIZERS GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I KILL EVERY SPIDER I SEE AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO STOP
>>337601610
>wherever I am I must also kill spiders
Why are wasps such cunts?
>>337589958
>play far cry primal
>hardest difficulty
>survival mode
>permanent death
>throw bees at everything
>win game
I BECAME SO MUCH MORE THAN MAN
I BECAME THE BEE ITSELF
I AM THE STINGER OF MY BEE
>>337601712
Never said I liked wasps. Fuck em both. I'd kill every wasp I saw but I'd get raided.
>>337593376
I bet you wouldn't kiss a girl either, fag
>>337598735
isn't it funny how pigs are evil in most videogames
>>337596832
>Feel like every insect can justify its existence.
What do mosquitos do?
Consider the following: wasps are underrated and bees overrated.
This thread should have one response and that should be "Have you ever been stung by a bee?"
>>337599853
https://youtu.be/3vPV_WeQxV8?t=110
>>337602097
Consider shutting the fuck up
>>337601802
Just put that pest spray shit around your house, kill a bunch of them and keep them away for like a year
Pro tip: wear protective clothing
>>337602045
Be eaten by a lot of things
>>337602274
No.
you wouldn't fuck a bee, would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vPV_WeQxV8
WASPS ARE GAY
>>337601498
>He
Got some bad news friend
>>337602384
Now i don't think you've considered the benefits fully
1. We don't have to listen to you anymore
Now I don't know about you but that's compelling
>>337602274
I live in Oklahoma so the bugs out here have fucking superpowers and immunity. The only adequate repellent is fire. I'd wear fucking chainmail armor if it didn't get so hot here in the summer.
bees are basically the niggers of birds
i'll never understand why naturefags think they're so """important""" because muh pollination or some gay faggot shit
>>337590783
t. wasp
>>337602316
lol the moron with no pollen being a cluts and taking out the productive workers.
>>337590983
I have spiderbros to take out evil bugs already.
Wasp can fuck off.
>>337589958
did anyone else see that pic as a bowl of weed at first?
>>337602554
I wonder how many replies I can get out of you. The funny thing is if you don't reply I would have silenced you. You stupid beefag.
>>337602607
They're successful. Nobody fucks with bees, not even humans.
>>337590314
>>337590350
Niggers, those are yellow jackets
>>337598735
>N-no! If you do that i'll get pregnant for sure!
Why are bees such sluts?
Would you cuddle a big bee
YO/YO
Post interesting bee stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8deP6Wq_i_w
>>337602468
What the buzz did you just buzzing say about me, you little beetch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my hive in the 800th colony, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on japanese beehives, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in hornet warfare and I’m the top stinger in the entire wasp armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spiders across the USA and your scent is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, larva. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare mandibles. Not only am I extensively trained in unstingered combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Colony Hive Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking proboscis. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>337599853
>that quiet but audible breathing everytime he pops one open
>>337602183
That one bee bro man
>Oh god Dave! Why did yo-you're gonna make it man. You're gonna make it. We're gonna get you fixed up! Its gonna be alright [hysterical laughter]
>>337602553
I haven't seen any babbys so I assumed it was a he. I dunno though.
>>337602607
>the niggers of birds
>>337589958
CHinese gassed all their bees and now they have to manually pollinate their flowers, trees. They are green with jealousy and want such a plague upon the whole world.
>>337603029
>Bro
>Man
>He
>>337599742
>Driving to go get groceries
>hear something buzzing
>fucking wasp in the car
>freak out and think this is how I'm going to die
>stings the back of my legs then gets sucked out the window
>>337602607
I feel like this is a joke and I somehow get it
>>337602852
>european-paper-wasps-nest-in-cavities.jpg
>>337600613
Okay, you got me.
I did not expect that.
spiders and rats are way more common
>THE KABANE
>tfw no friendly female dominated anthro bee race in vidya gaems
>>337603087
Male spiders are all spiderlets, so unless it's really small it's probably a girl
>>337590882
You niggas ain't seen nothing yet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camponotus_saundersi
tl;dr Malaysian ants are suicidal fucks who have evolved the ability to explode at the drop of a hat as a defense mechanism.
Bruh can't we just get some pillbug love?
>implying bees aren't the greatest insects ever
>>337603818
>what kinda evolution you want senpai?
Mandatory video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2sC29_XR88
>>337604080
DELETE THIS
>>337604080
noice
>>337603961
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>337604000
They literally die if they attack even once, they are like the worst insect
>>337604080
Hooray for rednecks.
>>337599853
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HIS FUCKING DICKHEAD EXPLODED BECAUSE THE GUY PRESSED TOO HARD
As somebody who can die if I get stung, they make a very scary enemy.
>>337604435
pussy
>>337604391
>You feel a little woozy...
>>337601038
Meanwhile, Japan was literally cucked in ww2.
>>337604435
As someone who is afraid of pain, they makes a very scary enemy in real life.
>>337604540
Can't help it if you've got allergies man.
>>337598735
I don't understand why people want transhumanism.
>>337599853
ew ew ew ew ew
>>337599853
welp
>>337604747
You could man the fuck up bitchmade nigga
>>337604870
yeah but if I do you'll just give me a butt and tell me to fuck off
>>337604870
You can't reverse allergy to a bee sting you stupid cuck.
>>337604739
The worst part is having to carry an Epi-pen for the rest of my life
>>337604949
>Waaaah! I'll JUST literally DIE if a bee stings me omg don't let them get meeeeee oh my gawd!
fag
>>337602908
I find that much scarier than the original.
TIME FOR THE KING OF ALL BEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-tqiaPoS2U
>>337599116
Trap Jaws are like Godzilla?
