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Post the first thing that happens and the last thing that happens in a game

/v/ guesses the game

>You're in a plane
>You're relaxing on the beach
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>>337573935
>you have amnesia
>you defeat the ancient evil

Good luck.
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>>337573935
>You ride a bike
>You kill your sister
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>>337575746
NMH?
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>>337573935
if it's just a game then idk, if series then Crysis.
In Crysis 1 you start by parachuting from plane, in 3 you chill on beach while still showing off your mad nanotech skills.
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>President gets a call
>brain in a jar talks to you
or
>hot babe strips in front of helicopter
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>>337575504
Shadow the hedgehog?
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>>337575909
Yes
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You fall down a hole
You climb out of the hole
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>>337576615
Deshi Basara
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>>337573935
Super Mario Sunshine. Now pay me.
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> You wrestle in front of hundreds of people.
> You fight a redhead traitress piloting a giant robot.
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>>337576682
Technically correct though not what I had in mind.
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>>337576728
peace walker?
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>>337573935
Not bad.

>monsters show up around the world
>you marry either a princess or her father
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>You kill an old pervert
>You defeat the Lord of Hell
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>ride in the back of a truck
>fight your dad's best friend
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>You are in a fridge
>You open all the fridges
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>>337575504
amnesia the dark descent
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You're riding a horse.
Baby.
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>>337575504
Witcher.
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>>337577102
MGS4
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>you're in a Nissan Fairlady
>you awaken some chick
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>>337577102
MGS4
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>>337577271
SotC
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>>337577378
Got it.
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>You get beat up by a bunch of kids
>You try to eat your adopted daughter
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>you fall out of space
>you get stranded in space
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>>337576615
Undertale
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>>337576464
Whats going on over there Alex?
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>get dropped off at a boarding school
>summer
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>your planet is attacked
>your best buddy in the galaxy is kidnapped
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>>337577421
LISA

>>337577608
Bully?
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>you're in a tram
>you're in a tram
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>>337577784
easy
Half Life
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>>337577664
Ratchet and Clank?
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>you start a day
>the shuttle arrives at base.
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>>337573935

>you wake up in a bed
>you kill a time traveller
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>>337577850
correct (I guess it was too easy)
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>You are about to fly into a stargate with your friends
>You watch your younger self and his adoptive father fly into a stargate
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>>337577694
>Bully
Correct
>>
>You get stabbed
>You hook up with your younger but also older time clone's daughter who doesn't know she's actually someone else's daughter or that you're her "father"
>>
>>337577321
Need for speed underground 2?
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>>337573935
Just Cause 3?
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>>337577532
Halo 3
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>you have brain damage
>one of the last survivors of humanitys extinction
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>>337578239
SOMA
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>>337577605
Why, Mr. President. Why ever do you mean?
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>>337578290
that was quick
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>You die
>A dude gets thrown off a dam
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>>337578239
Soma
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>guy wakes up in a hut
>another guy climbs a tree
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>>337578367
NV
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>>337578367
New Vegas
>>337578163
Yep
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>>337578089
nope
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>you find some japs book in a cave
>you kill a golden statue
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>>337578162
Correct

>You're at a party
>You get back together with your ex
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You're on a boat
You're underwater
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>You wake up
>You fly away on a toaster
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>You're on a boat
>You save your daughter
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>>337577784
Half Life
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>>337577914
Chrono Trigger?

Lavos isn't really a time traveller.
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>>337578525
>>337578580
bioshock
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>a kangaroo gets his fur stollen
>you play chinese shadows to scare a fly
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>>337578623
You start BioShock in a plane
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>>337578623
Nope to >>337578580
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>>337578478
Yes.
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>you get off the bus
>you kill a tentacle monster
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>>337578559
Cave Story
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>you kill a guy
>you kill another guy
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>>337578580
Bioshock Infinite
Dishonored
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>you're suspected of a murder
>you fight the Internet incarnate
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>>337578737
ye
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>>337578729
Borderlands
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>>337578759
Fahrenheit
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>You fight goblins with a magically appeared sword
>You jump around a goblin filled battlefield trying to free a bear
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>>337578759

Fahrenheit / Indigo Prophecy
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>>337577902
SS13
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>>337578752
Not Infinite. But yes Dishonored.
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>>337578623
>BioShock starting on a boat

Do you even play video games?
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>>337576728
hitman
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>You walk into a hospital
>You see a grieving woman
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>You're in a helicopter
>You're on a tank

>You're looking at fish
>You attend your father-in-law's funeral

>Two Americans are in a helicopter
>Two Russians are in a helicopter

>You get blown up
>You become a mass murderer
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>>337578853
The Hobbit
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>You are killed
>You kill a wizard
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>you're a guy
>you die
>play as another guy
>immediately die and play as another guy
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>you're born
>you die
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>Turns out you can't kill the messiah
>You kill him again anyway

That's only one of the campaigns though.
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>>337578982
We got a winrar!
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>>337579048
Fallout 3
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>you kiss your wife
>you kill your rival and an ancient evil
>>
>you walk to the right
>the princess is rescued from you
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>>337579048

fallout 3 ?
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>>337579121
Braid
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>you woke up in a a thunderstorm
>you're on a funeral
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>you wake up
>you either save the world or explore the apocalypse
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>You emerge from a cave
>You destroy an evil supercomputer
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>People drink from your skull
>It is good to be the king.
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>you sign a contract
>squid
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>>337579108
Canonically you don't die though>>337579319
Fable 3?
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>>337579394
Bloodborne
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>>337573935
>Go participate in an aquatic ball sport
>You kill your father and die yourself diving into the water
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>your dad fucked up
>you save the solar system kind of
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>>337578950
That Dragon, Cancer
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>you are in a tomb
>you lock away your father/you free your father
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>>337579542
the game where you roll things into a ball
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>>337578951
>>Two Americans are in a helicopter
>>Two Russians are in a helicopter
Singularity?
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>>337579604
Katamari?
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>>337579460
Nope!
>>337579604
Yep!
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>>337578887
Yep
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>you get out of your trailer
>you drive away from nuke
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>you jump off a building
>you hug your sister
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>>337579731
Postal 2
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>you're a fisherman
>you're a god
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>>337578073
bioshock infinite
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>>337579565
Dark messiah of might and magic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnxgQMSsc8c
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>>337579336
fallout 3..?
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>you touch a book
>you fucked the entire human race
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>Wake up in a jeep
>Wake up in a truck
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>>337579565
Dark Messiah
human-form Xana makes my dick diamonds
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>>337579856
yeah
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>>337579035
broforce?
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>>337579651
yup
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>>337579796
Dragon's Dogma
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>you break into a mansion
>you get off a train

>>337579796
WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS
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> You get out of your grave
> You punch God into the sun.
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>You're on heaven writting books
>You activate a computer terminal
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>>337579993
>>337580016
correct :^)
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>>337579849
No, she actually is your daughter and you don't hook up with her
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>>337577038
My guess.

>Serve on a ship
>Meet up with your daughter
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>You wake up in a grave
>You kill your wifes dad

Or in expansion
>You become primordial evil and get locked away
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>>337580018
Dark Souls 3?
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>>337573935
Your spaceship blows up
Your spaceship blows up
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>>337580016
Shadowrun DF
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>>337580073

I actually regret trading this game in, was a pretty solid game.
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>>337579774
Mirror's edge?
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>>337579932
mein neger has good taste
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>wake up in an elevator
>you're on your way to the moon to save humanity
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>>337575504
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
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>>337577556
In Undertale, the last thing that happens is I erase the world.
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>>337580110

Negatory.
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>security
>3 buttons
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>>337580120
Mass Effect 2 if you play like a retard
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>>337580287

Deus Ex:HR.
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>>337580287
Deus Ex Human Revolution
Was literally just about to do one for that.
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You build your first base
You shoot the enemy brain
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>You protect your daughter
>You hang around with your daughter
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>>337580287
Deus ex: Human revolution.
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>>337575504
KotOR
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>>337580326
>>337580334
>>337580410
Good job!
Thought it'd take longer desu!
>>
You walk through a shanty town
You kill Satan or something
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>>337579343
M&B
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>>337580508
silent hill?
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>you get killed
>you're a cat
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Your father blows up the universe by being drunk
You restore the universe
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>>337580138
Yup.
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>>337580596
BARKING
A
R
K
I
N
G

It's what is best in life
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>>337580601
bible games
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>>337580574
no
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>>337580601
Katamari Damacy.
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>>337580596

Phantasm Stunt
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>>337579886
Not what I had in mind but I guess technically correct
>>
>get off a boat
>become internet
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>>337580601
Chu chu chu da
chu chu da CHU da
chu chu chu da
chu chu da CHU da
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>You're in a small train

>You're in a small train
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>>337580702
What did you have in mind?
>>
>you don't remember anything
>you're lying In a grass field
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>>337580727
Which of the following is the most silent takedown:

1. GEP Gun
2. PROD
3. Candy bar
4. A pistol
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>You are drunk space pirate kicking some random mook out of the airlock
>You kill your old boss
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>>337580851
I'll take the GEP gun.
>>
You "break out" of jail
The Chinese mafia kinda likes you now
>>
>>337580851
Candy bar, followed by pistol.
>>
>You kill people
>Nuke
>>
>train
>timeless void
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>>337573935
Technically, Spy vs. Spy (GBC) is also correct.
>>
>>337579319
Some shin megami tensei game?
They all start in dreams.
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>You wake up
>You are lying in the parking lot
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>Aliens invade your planet
>You are alien's queen
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>>337581110
Half life 2
>>
>You fall (and fight)
>You go in spaaaace
>>
>>337579508
FFX, too ez
>>
>>337581110
>>337577810
>>
>>337581180
That was almost the first game I ever owned. Was it any good?
>>
>You talk to cows
>You stomp a womans head into mush
>>
>>337581262
Fuck is this BG&E? I was about to post it.
>>
>>337580756
Half-Life 1
>>
>>337581474
Yeah it is. The one and the best.
>>
>>337580727
Deus Ex ?
>>
>>337581609
I'm gonna replay it.
>>
>>337581771
Same shit mate. GOG version is already installed
>>
>You are a captain
>You are admiral
>>
>you die
>you stab yourself with an ancient artifact and die again
>>
>>337581837
I have 4 versions of that game for some reason. Ps2, physical 3 disk PC, gog and steam. Don't ask me why I have it on both gog and steam, something strange was going on with my mind.
>>
>separated from daughter
>killed by daughter
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>>337579932
See this man here, he converses with demons. He is however correct and taste is excellent!
>>
>you kill a monster
>you kill a bigger monster
>>
>>337582013
Mass Effect ?
>>
>you are in a cage
>you become the father of the perfect warrior
>>
>>337582225
monster hunter
>>
>>337582242
>mass effect
>shepard being admiral
>shepard being captain even
There's a reason they just call him "commander".
>>
>>337573935
You wake up on an islan- DARKNESS DARKNESS DARKNESS DARKNESS
>>
>>337579894
Nier
>>
>>337582129
Ken Lavine Waifu Simulator: Please stop making porn of my daughteru guyse.
>>
>>337580216
VLR
>>
>>337582242
No.
You heretic!
>>
>>337582013
Star Trek bridge commander.
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>>337573935
operation stealth
>>
>Chop down trees
>Kill a dragon
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>>337582452
correct
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>>337582658
Meinkampf.
>>
>you're in the back of a removal van
>you get on a boat to a cool island
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>>337581361
Have you played it at all? It was the first game I ever owned, and I can go back and play it today and still have a blast.

Hard mode just gives you less time and puts time bombs in rooms at random, which keeps you on your toes. There are a lot of strategies you can discover for yourself based on the fact that the AI is pretty old (the enemy Spy somehow knows where the briefcase is and goes straight for it; if there are both elevators and stairs, take the option he doesn't take).

Still a fun game. Short though. I'd give it 7/10 for its time, you can beat it in half an hour if you're good (only 32 levels, and I've beaten at least 12 of them in under a minute). I don't know how much fun you'd have emulating it, because the controls and dexterity needed for quick movement don't translate well to a keyboard.
>>
>>337582013
Haegemonia ?
>>
>>337582642
That might happen there too, but that's not it.

Ok, a bit more help.

>You are flying through an asteroid field
>You fight right above a star
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>>337578951
>>You get blown up
>>You become a mass murderer

MGSV
>>
> you wake up in a hospital
> some guy drives off on a motorcycle
>>
>>337582770
Nope.
See this post for more clues. >>337582826
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>>337582915
Independance Wars 2 ?
>>
>you're watching shooting stars
>you defeat an intergalatic one eyed monster
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>>337583010
No.
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>>337582829
>>337582870
>>
>>337580740
DON'T WORRY

DO YOUR BEST
>>
>You are a marshall
>You are fight against other humans and ayy lmaos
>>
>>337581293
Bayonetta ?
>>
>>337583208
Starcraft.
>>
>>337581262
AVP if you play Marine's campaign first and end with Subject 6's campaign
>>
>You are lying on the ground
>You kill a five-headed dragon god
>>
>>337583252
Bingo
>>
>>337582736
Pokemon gen 3? I don't remember much about the ending stuff but there can't be that many games that open in a removal van.
>>
>get shot
>get shot
>>
>you join sum finna suicide squad
>you die fighting ayyliens
>>
>>337583461
Xcom:EU?
>>
>>337583435
Yeah. Specifically Emerald, the island being the Battle Frontier.
>>
>You're on vacation

>You're not (maybe) sister admits she would want to marry you.
>>
>>337577914
FF8?
>>
>>337583521
Nope.
>>
>>337583010
Final clue.
>You foil an armless failures crusade
>>
Cow goes up.
Cow comes back down.


This should be easy.
>>
>You're a squad of mercenaries
>You defend places from ayyliens
>>
>your shaman master thinks his older apprentice is the hero of prophecy
>turns out it was you all along
>>
>you jump out of a plane
>you kill your father
>>
>>337584231
MGS2
>>
>You rat an adulterer to his wife
>You kill a dragon
>>
>>337584285
>implying mgs2 opens with jumping out of a plane
>>
>>337584231
Metal Gear 1 NES version? Big Boss isn't Snake's dad in that though.
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>>337584285
>>>you jump out of a plane
>>>MGS2
>>
>>337579565
tomb raider
>>
>>337584425
nope
>>
>You walk down a street
>You get blown up
>>
>>337573935
Super Mario Sunshine?
>>
>You have a nightmare
>You kill a god
>>
>>337573935
>You save a boy from shark attack
>you become the only god
>>
>>337580393
minecraft
>>
> you wake up in a forest
> you NTR a little girl and her dad shoots her face off
>>
>you steal a bike
>you kill a cop
>>
>>337584568
Bloodborne
>>
>>337580402
rocket league
>>
>>337584415
>>337584440

Confirmed for never playing the game. How else did Snake land on a fucking boat? You think he just jumped onto it from a bridge?
>>
>>337580887
Bulletstorm?
>>
>>337584626

Black&White

RIP Lionhead
>>
>>337584803
Correct.
>>
>>337584697
Definitely GTA: San Andreas

>You have a dream about god
>You go on a world trip with your wife
>>
>>337578889
she's not your daughter in Dishonored
>>
>>337584697
San andreas?
>>
>>337582013
Sid Meier's Pirates
>>
>>337584749
actually the first thing that happens in every video game is the Big Bang
>>
>>337584749
I have played the game, twice. you literally see him jump off the bridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpRCSU0lXZ0
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>>337584749
>the bridge was just camouflage for a flying Metal Gear all along
POTTERY
BRAVO KOJIMBLES
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>>337584951
>>
>>337584697
gta san andreas
>>
You wake up in your village.

You kill yourself.
>>
> you wake out of a drug overdose
> your daughteru doesn't hug you
>>
>>337585003
Best reply I've gotten to that
>>
>>337585058
runescape
>>
>>337581031
HM2?
>>
>You become buddies with a guy
>You fight with your buddy
>>
>>337583992
Earthworm Jim.
>>
>You come home
>You whine about your past
>>
>You wake up in a dungeon
>You wake up in Hell
>>
>>337585106
LISA?
>>
You're looking for a battery
You save the world
>>
>>337573935
if that ship is in space and making its own gravity, then why would they be flailing around?
>>
>>337585417
Pikmin or something idk.
>>
>>337585462
I think that's what normies call a joke.
REEEE NORMIES
>>
>>337576615
Kirby Super Star
>>
>>337585541
what.
>>
>>337585406

brad had a hard life
>>
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>>337584691
>>
You're being witty with a nigger
You kill lots of people
>>
You get sucked into a keychain
You get spat out of the keychain
>>
>>337583992
Destroy all humans?
>>
>>337573935
>You eat some curry
>Your waifu goes into labor during the final fight against the demon king- she gets her leg chopped off but continues to shoot arrows at the demon king. The demon king knocks her away and you go full rage mode as badass metal theme song blast in the background and you wreck the demon king. Then your waifu delivers the child and has her wounds tended to. You go off on more adventures and to rape plenty of women while your waifu stays home and raises your child to be the next emperor of Japan.
>>
>>337580018
Asura's Wrath.

Alternatively, Bayonetta also works.
>>
>>337586069
Rance, best girl route. Too easy friend.
>>
>you're flying a spaceship
>you're flying a spaceship
>>
>>337584951
It's implied
>>
>>337580756
Clever.

That is Persona 4.

It is also Wonderful 101.
>>
>>337578951
First one is Dead Rising
>>
>grandpa wakes you the fuck up to send you on a delivery
>kill the evil mage and save the princess
>>
> you jump off a cliff
> you jump off a cliff
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>>337573935
>arrive at a school
>Take over the school
Literally can't be guessed.
>>
>You're going to snatch some lady
>You get raped
>>
>>337584737
no
>>
>>337586180
Just checking powerlevels my nigga. If I was serious, I would have had part 2 simply be "You go off on more adventures and to rape plenty of women while your waifu stays home and raises your child"


Heres a real one

>You go to a family reunion
>You die in a wheel chair reminiscing about your family.
>>
>>337586197
FTL: Faster Than Light? Though it can be practically any space game, and FTL has an actual ending. Elite: Dangerous, maybe?
>>
>>337586248
W101's train was HUGE.
>>
>>337586467
Pico?
>>
>>337586470

FEAR 2.
>>
>you're riding a boat
>you get drowned
>>
>>337586602
yup
>>
>>337586467

canis canem edit
>>
>>337585171
Yee
>>
>>337586569
FTL would be:
you're flying a spaceship
your spaceship is destroyed
>>
>>337586584
nah, the people were just small.
>>
>>337586634
>>337586587
no.
I was actually expecting people to guess it instantly
>>
>shave/make-up
>destroy pricesless scientific advances
>>
>you get on a limo
>you get on a train
>>
>>337586618
Bioshock: Infinite
>>
>>337586618
That card.
>>
>>337586716

but you do that in both those games you stupid ambiguous cunt
>>
>An ancient evil awakens
>A toast is celebrated for your victory while you drink raspberry juice
>>
>you get in a car crash
>you defeat an otherworldly demon with conventional small arms fire
>>
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>>337586716
>>337586634
WAIT
Just realised that's what they called Bully in Europe right
you're correct.

>>337586781
fuck off.
>>
>You find some men sexier than your female friend
>You send Satan back to hell
>>
>>337586723

Fallout 4.
>>
>Your on again off again girlfriend initiates a classroom orgy
>You've shifted the earth into orbit around Alpha Centauri, defrosted a millenia-old ice age, and are ready to single-handedly repopulate the planet.

>You're stuck in the dorms during summer, you just come down with a nasty cold and your roommate kicks you out cause he needs to jerk off
>You tear open a wormhole through space and time and travel through it to save your favourite ascended energy being from the inevitable and fast approaching heat death of the universe.

Fuckin' chinese porn powerpoints, man.
>>
>you get off a train
>your son kills the guy who killed you
>>
>>337586795
Painkiller?
>>
>You are literally caveman tier
>You are now a nuke dropping technological powerhouse.
>>
>couple of guys in a room
>you sit on stairs
>>
>>337586795

Silent Hill.
>>
>>337586795
Silent Hill, Origins I think?
>>
>>337586924

Red Dead Redemption, come on man.
>>
>>337586924
RDR
>>
>you escape from a scientific lab
>you escape from your hideout
>>
>>337586965
empire earth?
>>
>>337586965
Any civ game
>>
>You wake up on a beach
>You leave the island
>>
>>337587001
Ding Ding Ding
>>
>Witches and Magic do NOT exist.
>Witches and Magic exist.
>>
>>337586965
Rust or some gay rts
>>
>>337586965

Civilization.
>>
>you wake up in an elevator
>SIX BILLION PEOPLE
>>
>You roll up in Japan, ready to fuck up some robots with your bro
>You fucked the robots too good and now one's pregnant with your kid
>>
>you attend a funeral
>you nuke your own base
>>
>fighting in New York
>a Russian gets lynched
>>
This one should be hard:
>You go feed some pigs
>You kill ancient evil who is actually game's developer
>>
>>337587129
>falling for Beato's lies
I'm gonna need two rolls of duct tape for this.
>>
>you are on Monday
>you are on Friday
>>
>your dingy steampunk spaceship lands on a ghost town
>you restart earth's rotation
>>
>>337587094
>>337587095

Yeah that may have been too easy.
>>
>>337573935
Star controll 2
>>
>You're on Liberty Island
>You blow up Area 51
>>
>you get up
>you sit down
>>
>You get thrown out of a window
>You and your friends travel to another dimension
>>
>>337587430
My beloved witch did nothing wrong.
>>
>>337587489
Deus Ex
>>
>>337587434
Postal 2
Why didn't you play trough Apocalypse Weekend?
>>
>>337576728
Dead Rising 2: Off the record
>>
>>337573935
install
uninstall
>>
>you check your email
>you kill the queen
>>
>>337587120
yep
>>
>>337573935
>You get a nasty surprise during sex
>Depending on your choices you might walk away from a burning skyscraper.
>>
>>337578073
Fire Emblem? The 3ds one.
>>
>you wake up in psych ward
>you get rescued by a spaceship
>>
>>337587430
Without love, the truth cannot be seen.
>>
>Jump out of a helicopter
>Board a space shuttle
>>
>you witness your grandfather's dying words
>you live out your days on a farm
>>
>>337587582
Maybe falling for the dumbest and most oblivious moron out there, but alright fine. I need to reread it with the voice patch, thanks for the reminder.
>>
>>337578524
Always sometimes monsters?
>>
>>337587728
Not even close bruh
>>
>you get out of bed
>you debrief the crew of a train station about a fucking alien
>>
> You wake up in a small room, there is a girl and her father. You washed up on a beach and they took you in.

> The young girl gets to realise her dream.
>>
>>337587691
Is this one of those Japanese disaster games?

I can never remember their names but you're normally just some dude trying to escape a natural disaster like a tsunami in Tokyo.
>>
>>337587841
ye
>>
>You wake up in your hometown
>You wake up in your hometown as God
>>
>>337587356
max payne 2? hazy memory so not sure
>>
>>337587841
This is the worst game I've ever played
>>
> You jump off a train.

> You kill a God.
>>
>>337587893
No

Hint: "When you're taught through feelings"
>>
>>337587874
Phantom hourglass?
>>
>>337587874
Link's Awakening
>>
>You arrive on a train
>You leave on a train
>>
>your son is retarded
>it was the cop all along
>>
>>337588065
Jason and the Argonauts
>>
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>>337587951
It wasn't that bad. Problem I had is most of the "tough choices" are made for money but you can thousands of dollars easy just by playing rock paper fucking scissors with that one guy in the alleyway.
>>
>you wake up in a cave
>you wake up in a cave
>you wake up in a cave
>you wake up in a cave
>you wake up in a cave
>you wake up in a cave
>>
>>337587943
Dragons Dogma
>>
>>337587965
FF7 remake
>>
>>337588049

Ding.
>>
>>337587591
Isn't that a stand alone expansion? Played ages ago.

>you are in a club
>you watch news on the beach
>>
>>337573935
>you return to your home town
>you get a gold record
>>
>wake up in a sinking ship
>drive to the distance in the desert
>>
>>337573935
Sonic adventure
>>
>you're a nun giving a burial eulogy
>another nun is giving your burial eulogy
>>
You wake up in a cave.
You wake up in a cave.
You wake up in a cave.
You wake up in a cave, and there's a portal leading to a place where you sit around doing fuckall for all eternity until you get bored and shoot the seal and wake up in a cave again.
>>
>>337588168
Correct

>your family is a bunch of casuals that couldn't git gud
>you commit suicide
>>
>>337588175
EYE
>>
> You wake up on a cart with three other people. Your hands are bound.
>>
>>337588203

Max Payne 3.
>>
>you visit some sort of temple
>you're on a lighthouse
>>
>>337588175
>>337588289
>E.Y.Emind
>>
>Deja Vu
>You exit the game
>>
>steal bike
>Samuel L. Jackson dies
>>
you dig a hole.

You die.
>>
>You enter a huge, beautiful world full of possibilities.
>You defeat a Lich.
>>
>>337588385
>>337588404
EYEmindmind
>>
>>337588452
Dig dug
>>
>>337588175
Plato's Allegory of the Cave (3D Edition)?
>>
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>>337588385
>>337588487
>>
>>337573935
First thing:
>You're awoken by a fairy
Last thing:
>You stick a sword into a monster's face
>>
>>337588669
My arms are alright.
>>
>>337588498
Nope
>>
>>337587949
I've never finished that, so It could be, but I meant COD: Modern Warfare 3
>>
>You rob a bank
>You shoot down helicopter
>>
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>>337588938
>>
>>337589008
Yep
>>
>You have sex
>You stab a vampire in the stomach
>>
>You get your heart ripped out
>You kill yourself
>>
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>>337589119
2 ez
>>
>>337586310
Minish Cap
>>
>You get shot
>You get shot

or

>You get shot by a former ally
>You get shot by a former ally
>>
>>337588184
yep
>>
>>337589259
real life
>>
>>337587691
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
>>
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>>337588407

I assume that this picture will suffice compadré
>>
>>337588698
Ocarino
>>
>You wake up, crush a skull and then put on a suit of armour
>You get sent back to hell
>>
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>>337589437
>>
>>337589259

dragon's dildoes
>>
>>337589537
Correct, I knew it wouldn't be long
>>
>>337589683
Yep.

>>337589437
This too.
>>
>you look for a car
>you get on a boat
>>
>Someone tries to kill you
>A bicentennial man controls a city
>>
>>337589509
Correct!
>>
>you're a military operative
>you defeat a global terrorist organization
>>
>Your gf wakes you up
>You go to bed and your world stops existing
>>
>your teacher shows you how to kill robots
>a green wizard tells you to leave your friend behind
>>
>you're luigi
>you win a mansion
>>
>put on a chicken costume
>beat up a crow
>>
>>337589862
Fallout NV?
>>
>>337590093
Command and Conquer Renegade

>>337590157
Links Awakening

>>337590267
Mario is Missing

>>337590273
The Witcher 2
>>
>>337581234
Portal.
>>
just cause
>>
>>337581234
portal
>>
>>337590157
>>337590456

It's not Link's Awakening :<
Koholint was not Link's world
>>
>you get your ass kicked
>you kill the other last man on earth
>>
>>337590449
Bingo
>>
>>337577168
Earthworm Jim 3D
>>
>>337583746
something W40k with abbadon ?
Don't actually know what games do shit with that though.
>>
>>337590093
MGS2
>>
>>337582308
far cry 3
>>
>>337587767
Harvest moon GB?
>>
>>337588175
Cave Story?
>>
>>337584318
Fable TLC
>>
>you jump of a spaceship and free fall down to earth
>You punch god in the face
>>
>>337591628
Asura's Wrath?
>>
>>337579319

Bastion
>>
>a Japanese prisoner
>Take Berlin from nazis
>>
>>337592170
Call of Duty: World at war?
>>
>in cop car
>get little girl to kill you
>>
>>337592293
yes 2 easy
>>
>>337592349
The only good modern telltale game.
>>
>you talk to a sherriff
>you're riding a flying carpet
>>
>be a nobleman from a famous family
>become most wanted criminal in country's history
>>
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>>337580768
>>
>>337588338
skyrim, though you didn't even write the endng.
>>
>>337592543
correct
>>
>>337587114
It was Assassin's Creed 2
>>
>>337592047
Yes.
>>
>>337592753

That's because Skyrim doesn't end, Anon. It's has infinite content.
>>
>>337593192
There's quests that you can repeat infinitely, right?
I wouldn't exactly call that content.
>>
>you are framed for the death of millions
>you die fighting a t-rex version of yourself in space
>>
>>337593306
>infinite quests aren't content

k
>>
>>337575504
Kingdoms of amalur reckoning
>>
>>337580393

X-COM: UFO Defense
>>
>>337580847

STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl, canon good end
>>
>>337580847
FE Awakening?
>>
>>337593719
Yeah
>>337594008
Nay
>>
>>337593548
since it's pretty much the same quests after some time, then yeah, it's not content. It's like saying a game has infinite content because you can replay it an infinite amount of times.
>>
>>337588259

Bayonetta 1
>>
>>337575504
fire emblem awakening
>>
>>337594854
yyep
I figured it'd be too easy if the 2nd one was ">Anti-God punches God into the Sun"
>>
>>337593548
You are an absolute retard.
>>
>You get beaten up by bullies
>You beat up your son/Try to eat your daughter alive
>>
>>337593548
no, they're not.
>>
>You're lost in the woods and become a tree
>You're fighting on the moon
>>
>you find a snake girl
>kill god and marry snake girl
>>
>you wake up in a forest
>you kill not-cthulu
>>
>>337586467
Bully Scolarship edition
>>
>>337578519
DMC4
>>
>>337597118
Sounds like Monster Girl Quest to me
>>
>you pirated a game
>you are the game
>>
>>337579774
Prototype
>>
>you're a random soldier
>you kill an anti-god, an undead anti-god and a god
>>
>>337598517
i could have made it harder but yes
>>
>>337580979
gta3?
>>
>some faggot wants to test a ship
>you nuke another faggot's "ship", kill zombie spiderman and decide whether to get revenge or not
>>
>>337586325
God of War
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