> tfw no beautiful wife to make you dinner and teach you how to play Playstation for the first time
Goddamn you Naughty Dog
You're going to die alone.
I love Reisen!
>>337558846
Not if i die in a plane crash
>>337558846
Dont we all?
>>337558846
You too my friend, you too
>tfw not being handsome and funny like Drake
>tfw no perfect wife, lover and a good friend
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>>337558795
imnjust playig unxharted 1 wowe fag thanks for the spoilers
Naughty Dog you bastards
>>337559018
Gee, it's almost as if you get out of the world what you put in.
>>337558901
Yeah, they tend to end up with no survivors
>>337559018
>tfw not handsome
>tfw no qt 3.14gf
At least i'm not Anthony Burch.
>>337559160
>Someone actually believes this.
>>337558846
Only baby boomers and their tard millenial kids actually care about shit like this, legacies too.
>>337559160
Thanks dad, I'll tell that to the next guy in a wheelchair I see
>>337559103
When The Last of Us came out, you didn't browse /v/
When The Force Awakens came out you didn't browse /tv/
You browse this board at your own risk.
It's a given by now isn't it?
Bruce Willis is a ghost.
Neo is the One
Darth Vader is Luke's father
Christian Bales magic trick is done with a twin brother
Snape kills Dumbledore
Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze
Edward Norton and Brad Pitt are the same person
>>337559460
So you're Gen Z?
>uncharted protagonist doesn't know how to play a video game
Poetry
>>337559910
No, I'm a tard millennial.
>>337558898
the buttons are on the wrong side
>>337558846
Maggots shall keep me company while I'm on my journey to Valhalla
>>337559976
nice
>>337558846
You're going to Gensokyo after you die
>>337558795
>wanting a 3DPD roastie whore
>>337559976
but it actually is
