https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yYp8ZeQ-I8&feature=youtu.be
Here's the 2 minute version for those who don't want a 30 minute video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3pQ0oO_cDE
i'm pretty sure they know how to play
>>337553446
>HOW DO I MOVE TWO STICKS AT THE SAME TIME?
>FUCKING PATRIARCHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UujtfN7hCdo
same site that had a guy that whinned for 2 minutes on a vr game instead of actually reviewing it
>go to Polygon to see what they say about Doom
>mfw see this
>Doom is very violent, in case you weren't aware. It's all kinetic shooting with very graphic kills that have blessedly been toned down somewhat from their original gruesome debut at last year's E3. The so-called "Glory Kills" — a fancy name for melee executions available when an enemy takes enough damage — are no longer quite so drawn-out and torturous. Instead, a glory kill takes about two seconds to finish, long enough to be savage but not the extended gore porn that made me a little queasy when I first saw the game in 2015.
>That suggests a level of sophistication to Doom's storytelling that isn't present, though. Despite what you may have heard, there is story in Doom, to be sure. But some competent voice acting aside, it's a trifle, an occasionally intrusive scaffolding to hang monsters and guns from without being questioned too much. It's a shame that Doom doesn't have much of a plot other than kill demons, which hearkens back to long past days of old video games. But it's 2016 now and gamers expect rich storytelling in their games and Doom has basically none and your marine shows no character progression which is a huge missed opportunity.
Someone nuke that fucking site.
>>337553112
>seen people talking about this past few days
>can't possibly be THAT bad
I stand corrected
>>337553112
>ratings and comments disabled
every time
>playing Doom with a controller
What did you expect?
>>337553810
>why is doom so violent?
>why is doom so focused on gameplay and not story?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
>>337553969
thats why i dont get how peoples actually follow those websites , they clearly arent gamers , they are just random guys who dont undestand the gaming world at all
>>337553810
>That suggests a level of sophistication to Doom's storytelling that isn't present, though. Despite what you may have heard, there is story in Doom, to be sure. But some competent voice acting aside, it's a trifle, an occasionally intrusive scaffolding to hang monsters and guns from without being questioned too much. It's a shame that Doom doesn't have much of a plot other than kill demons, which hearkens back to long past days of old video games. But it's 2016 now and gamers expect rich storytelling in their games and Doom has basically none and your marine shows no character progression which is a huge missed opportunity.
I mean come on! it's current year!
How the fuck this website still exist ?
>>337553446
>TB's comment
>>337553810
>But it's 2016 now
Every.
Fucking.
Time.
>>337553446
I think I suck at games until I see videos like these.
Feels good man.
>>337554485
>TB: "You guys don't get it. Polygon was playing the pacifist route."
I admit I laughed a little bit.
>>337553446
those people are allowed to work as game journalist
After that they complained about accessibility while forgeting we played harder game while we were 12 yo.
>>337553112
>Tries to snipe demons with a pistol
It's actually kind of cute :3
Like watching a baby learning to walk for the first time
>>337553112
>Shoots at health-pack
holy fuck
>comments and ratings are disabled.
>>337555137
this
thèses peoples are even more casuals than casual players
>>337555385
Wait, what? Really?
Give me a time mark, I don't want to watch the whole thing.
>>337553112
they playing shit on purpose so edgy (man)children can thnink how hardcore d44m is..
>>337555823
theres playing bad and actually playing like a braindead
Seems like a non issue to me. If it is the reviewer playing, then he or she at least is providing evidence of how they experienced the game. If it is someone else capturing the footage, then there is even less to comment on. I'm sure you can watch other people play the game much more competently, if that's what you're into.
Better yet, get the game for yourself and make your partner's panties sopping wet by showing the how fucking good you are at playing video games.
Polygon isn't a video game website, it's a social commentary website that uses games to push their agenda for clicks. Playing games is a tertiary requirement
>>337555782
Well they tried to shoot the heart thing on a Gore Nest for like 10 seconds so I wouldn't doubt that happened
>>337555782
It's at the 12:30 mark.
>>337556140
Go home Polygon
>>337553810
You must be baiting.
>>337556140
That's a pretty good impersonation I must say.
>>337553112
>>337553446
The AI is so garbage it doesn't even matter if you do all the extra movements linke in the Nvidia footage.
This shit is designed around controllers so everything moves slow as fuck and shooting+moving at the same time is not required at all, the AI will wait for you to stand in place and take pop shots and also flinch from every shot leaving HUGE "takedown windows" open where you can finish them off with absolute zero skill required and while being invincible.
That's the elephant in the room which is getting ignored in these threads.
>>337556824
Past the first 2 missions you cannot stand still at all. Please play the game first before making shit up
>>337556913
>Please play the game first
There's no demo, all I can use to pass judgement are videos and I have seen footage halway through the game.
>>337556824
>I know everything about the game!
>I watched the first parts of it on youtube!
Try playing it on ultra-violence retard.
>>337553112
>>337553446
This is how most normalfags play games though, and these games are made for them.
See how you can spam glory kills indefinitely to clear everything without aiming.
>>337557104
It's mechanically the same shit, except you die in 2 hits.
>>337557104
Then feel free to post footage which you consider representative.
I'm not seeing it, all I see is the same shit AI throughout the game and cheap melee finishers.
>>337557120
you actually have to damage them first
>>337557363
Yes, with the a punch it work, and link a glory kill immediately after.
>>337557437
>punch
not all enemies get staggered from punches
actually only the most basic shambling zombies get staggered from a punch
>>337553810
everyone relax, some troll keeps posting this.
The "literally current year" part is fake. Their inability to play videogames is not, and has been recorded on tape.
>>337557437
The default zombies can be punched and then glory killed. All other enemies take quite a few hits. I have yet to kill any not zombie enemy with a punch.
>>337557317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKEYLIPAKgs
Best I could find.
Yes, melee finishers are still encouraged for health-ammo regain and that blows. AI can be retarded but that doesn't change their fast-moving projectiles.
>>337553112
this is how i play games one handed while i'm masturbating so maybe just maybe
>>337557064
I'm playing it on nightmare and if you stop moving for even 2 seconds your lifebar is going from 100 to 30 almost guaranteedly.
I have died more times to this shit in 2 hours than in my entire gameplay of dark souls 3.
For example, a single imp fireball does 35 damage, and that's the normal attack, not the charged one.
So yeah, I'd say it's pretty difficult. I love people complaining about reviews made for non gamers then see a retard commenting here based on videons instead of actual gameplay.
My complain is character speed, he's not slow but definetly not fast enough for a Doom game...
>>337553446
And here's the webm version for the even less willing.
Please tell me this was a gril gamer playing the game.
Please.
I need this.
>>337557747
Glad to see they've toned down the melee kills, look way less intrusive than before.
>>337557747
>>337557943
Bumping up damage and not behaviour the the most lazy way to do difficulty.
The AI is still utter garbage, it changes nothing in the controller oriented core design of the game.
>>337553112
I'm going to be frank. This video was technically stunning.
Those hitboxes are fucking TIGHT. She was literally shooting a hair away from the enemy and her bullets missed every time. I didn't see a single one of her bullets magically land on the enemies after barely missing them.
>>337553112
I don't get it. Why the fuck do reviewers always play the fucking game on consoles? Why the gameplays are always running on fucking consoles and console controllers?
It's easier to record gameplay on PC. The game looks better on PC. The game fucking controls better on PC.
>>337558052
Of course it was. The review is all about how icky the kills are too.
>>337558052
Nope, it was one of Polygon's nuMale journos playing it
>>337558065
Oh no, the faster melee kills is a "rune" upgrade which you get by doing these "rune challenge rooms". I don't know when you get it, might be pretty late in the game considering I've not found it yet.
So hate to disappoint but melee kills are still about 2-3 seconds without that upgrade.
>>337558153
Because AI in the original doom was GREAT, right?
The monsters are constantly moving and jumping, it's hard to predict their pattern.
What do you want? Demons ambushing you?
You sound like a polygon faggot, really.
"Hurr durr it's current year guys why don't we have ultra-advanced AIs in games why is everything shit - oh i havent actually played the game tho"
Go die in a fire casual fag.
>>337558052
Sorry anon, the post on polygon with this video was made by a Arthut Gies I think it's a dude
In other news there's a story called "Racism, Hearthstone and Twitch" on their front page, who reads this shit
>>337558281
Fuck. I mean at least it's there but still it should be standard.
>>337553112
how do people with completely no skill in the field get job in that field?
that's akin to my neet ass getting a job as a chef while i know fuck all about cooking.
fuck video game "journalism" is such a fucking joke.
>>337553112
>Look at video comment
>"we're about to tear some demons to shreds."
>>337557747
He moves alot faster in this, is there a speed upgrade?
>>337558334
I expect them to be more agressive, they are passive and SLOW as fuck in these videos, especially imps.
>>337557437
You want to know how I know you've never played the game?
>>337558420
He's probably cultured in the ways of social justice and an expert on video games as a social justice platform.
What? You expected video games journalists to know shit about video games?
>>337558425
Suit upgrades for dexterity. He can climb ledges faster, swap weapon mods faster and swap weapons faster. All that along with a Rune upgrade for faster melee kills but your basic movement speed is the same.
>>337553112
>Arthur Gies
>Gun VR shit
>Refusing to review StarFox Zero
>Now this
Just shut it down.
Make a Monster Factory channel instead.
>>337558430
IIRC there are 5 difficulty modes for the game. It's possible he was playing on the easiest and the hardest increases movement speed.
For a game like Doom I can see an easy mode made to make enemies easier to shoot at.
>>337558425
Yes there are upgrades, but the FOV setting goes a long way to make the game feel faster too.
The setting exist even on consoles for a reason.
And you bet Polygon didn't even see it nor care about it.
>>337553112
>COMMENTS ARE DISABLED FOR THIS VIDEO
They literally get paid to critique, and yet they can't handle criticism themselves.
>>337553112
Is there DSP gameplay already?
I want to know who's better
>>337558610
But he posted the hardest difficulty already, literally nothing chaged except the damage they deal.
>>337557681
You can punch some of them a few times and it'll end with glory kill. Of course I'm not saying the bigger demons go down in one hit or anything, but fuck me for expecting every enemies to be some kind of threat right?
>>337558505
Retard
>>337558712
Even DSP can't be as bad as this. He at least can work two joysticks at once.
>>337553446
Kinda wanna play Doom with anold school hip hopsoudtrack in the background
>>337553969
>>337553810
>>337553112
It's like asking why there are no story in Counter Strike or Quake III Arena
>>337558627
>>337558610
So, you don't actually move faster? Just climbing and whatnot?
>>337558669
Is that really so mind boggling, especially in this day and age?
>>337553810
> gamers expect rich storytelling in their games and Doom has basically none and your marine shows no character progression which is a huge missed opportunity.
AAHAHAHAHA
>>337558869
He's only good at working one joystick at a time from what I've seen.
>>337558869
I had to check though
Yup DSP is much better
https://youtu.be/aSzFzlF0qiY?t=625
I mean he's still DSP, can't remember controls, misses obvious things, but aims 10 times better than polygon and he's on controller too
>>337558430
I have actually died to melee imp attacks.
Enemies typically try to attack you from afar, with imps being more "acrobatic" and agile while possesed soldiers usualy try to come closer.
They use melee if in range.
Zombies are slow and mindless, they only react when you are close enough and then do their melee attack (which, by the way, does a fuck ton of damage, i'm talking about 40 dmg here).
idk, maybe is just my impression but when you play the game it doesnt feel slow... and you are pretty busy dodging all the shit they throw at you.
As i said, I would prefer more movespeed. And maybe the arena-thing is being abused?
Play it on nightmare (launch option +menu_advanced_AllowAllSettings 1) and I guarantee you deaths.
It's not like Wolfensten TNO where über was basically normal difficulty, here death is one mistake away everytime.
I hope game gets a bit more manageable when you get more weapons and options to engage in combat.
>>337553810
So after erotism they start to feel ""queasy"" about blood and gore now.
Careful guys, they'll come for your games next.
Stuck in the fucking bfg 9000 laser room. How the fuck do I get out?
>My 5 year old niece is more competent at controlling a first person view game than Polygon.
granted it's minecraft she's playing, but still
>>337558669
its current year anon get with the times criticism is toxic and we don't want this kind of attitude here.
Simply amazing.
>>337553446
>this is the people that give 90 to walking simulator and berate 'too gamey' game
>>337553810
>It's a shame that Doom doesn't have much of a plot other than kill demons
HOW is this a shame?
YOU ARE DOOMGUY
YOU FUCKING KILL THE DEMONS
THAT IS YOUR PURPOSE
FUCK
Like if you're the editor of the website, or even the guy who uploads footage, surely you'd look at that recording and know that it's not fit for purpose.
Unless the person who recorded it just uploaded it without submitting it for quality assurance first. But then it has the little Polygon overlays so SOMEONE had to have looked at it.
What's the thought process here? I'm tempted to say it's an intentional bad recording just to stir controversy.
Not even DSP is this bad at video games
Fuck, I want to see a polygon vs DSP montouge now.
>>337559436
DSP is miles better (see >>337559048 ), they can't even compete.
Polygon is now known as the video games journalism website that can't play video games.
>>337553112
>screen tearing
Stopped watching after the first 15 seconds.
>>337559070
Nightmare is unlocked by default, it's ultra nightmare that isn't unlocked outright, which is the permadeath mode. You only need to unlock nightmare graphics settings.
>>337559292
The plot is there if they would expand their look just a few inches away from their giant jew noses.
>>337559436
https://youtu.be/aSzFzlF0qiY?t=599
>dodges the first fireball
>circlestrafes around
>actually hits shots
>is also on controller like polygon reviewer
Yup DSP wins
>>337559047
Underrated post
>>337559547
>now
>>337558669
You can tell a quality channel on youtube on how they don't let those pesky trolls dilute their honest comments and video rating with their hateful spam.
>ratings and comments disabled
it's a safe space now
ffs the dude playing this shit sucks but thanks to him it made me want to play doom because now i know it is somewhat oldschool (qte kills = health is baggy tits tho)
>>337560482
There's also a Rune upgrade so melee kills = health + armor too.
On the bright side, you can only equip a certain amount of Rune upgrades so you don't have to use it
>>337560482
The QTE kills are more useful as I-frames when you're overwhelmed. They don't give that much more health than a normal kill.
In gameplay it works surprisingly well. It's not disruptive at all.
>>337560767
that's the thing tho.
you should die if you get yourself overwhelmed.
one of the things i've always liked about uncharted is that during the melee fights you're always vulnerable
you're stationary (mostly) punching something to finish it quickly or save ammo, you don't get to be invincible because of it.
>>337560975
There's no difficulty problem in the game man. Play it on hard and it's hardly casual friendly.
I'm saying man the QTE kills are really not offensive at all.
>>337558420
nepotism
yes, gamejournalism been dead for years and polygag is the biggest joke in the industry, clickbait hacks, dunno why anyone still gives them attention
>>337558153
I dont care that the ai is simplistic, when they all have their attack and movement patterns and you can have dozens of them at the same time in the arenas from about halfway through.
>>337553810
I T ' S
T H E
C U R R E N T
Y E A R
N O W
>>337558420
>Vaati makes 6000$ per month with Patreon
for reading item descriptions in a video game!
>>337558859
>fuck me for expecting every enemies to be some kind of threat right?
Wow, it's almost like they ramp up the difficulty as the game goes on. Also, stop playing on easy.
>>337558281
>>337558372
Its not a rune, thats a regular glory kill speed
>>337553898
i expect someone to play it properly, cant blame the controller in this case
console players can aim better than whoever this was
