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>Shrine handmaiden is bounded to Firelink Shrine
>most likely cannot go outside the perimeter and is also blind
>give her some dead person's ashes
>can somehow produce armor, infinite supply of titanite and other consumablesPump-a-Pee thread if you want.
>>337455052
Why does she have a breadknife in her mouth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MlHmCpnJIU
Did they fix the game yet so it doesn't crash constantly?
>>337455094
>she
>expecting real life logic in your game mechanics
wew
I'd pump her rump
>>337455052
DELETE THIS!
>>337455052
Shrine handmaiden is literally the bath messenger from bloodborne both system are shitty and lazy.
>We will never actually get qt harpie waifus in Dank Souls
why live?
>>337455115
better version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wTndUgskZQ
>>337455094
she gonna cut a nigga for dropping shit in her nest.
>>337455094
It's a take on this image.
>>337455052
Is that some Kip art?
>>337455685
I want to ____ that bird!
>yfw we finally get rule 34 of Pickle-pee Pump-a-rum
>it's shad
>>337455052
I don't get this meme. They sound like small boys, not girls.
>>337455685
i want to feed this bird with my seed
>>337455826
pump
>>337455898
Even better
>>337455854
who's shad?
>>337455898
what made you think its a girl in the op
>>337455854
How many anus piercings and moles did it have?
>>337456115
My ability to see.
>>337455380
they used the that no pump a rum / pickle pee lines instead of the hyped pump a rums :(
this song makes me sad
VAATI where is our pump a rum lore!
>>337455052
>give her ashes I found in the sewer
>"ashen one is this just shit? did you hand me shit?"
dont click this
>>337456414
>trashy sandals
>body suit just cuts off at the feet
I'm going to do it. I'm going to kill shad.
>>337456483
>Licking her lips
I don't think he gets it.
>>337456483
>>337456414
Post pickle pee's or Gwyndolin
>>337456414
>shad
yeah i wish i didnt
>>337455052
Where does this come from? Admittedly, I haven't played Dark Souls, but I couldn't find any gameplay footage that could be the source of this. Harpies I saw in Dark Souls videos just screech.
>>337456483
It's fappable if you haven't jerked off for 4 day.
>>337455331
We did. In DS and DS 2.
I'm impressed with the lack of porn of her. Maybe it's because drawthreads aren't happening anymore.
>>337455854
>>337456414
>>337456483
I really don't understand why everyone seems to hate shad so much. He's just some generic porn artist.
>>337456702
Those weren't harpie waifus.
>>337456781
He's just overrated and a dink in real life.
_ ____ __ ____ ____ _____
>>337456191
you should lurk more
>>337456414
>>337456483
>shad
when will he stop
>>337456781
His art is sickgross.
>>337455052
>most likely cannot go outside
She is literary agent of the serpent, she was there in the abyss from beginning. She laugh your ass off for trying to link the fire. She possibly murder the real firekeeper and gouge her eye.
that bitch is up to no good
>>337456605
There's a crow you trade items with. Someone drew it as a harpy. It got popular.
>>337456781
He made a pornographic drawing of his mom (a disgusting one at that), and sent it to her as a birthday present.
Shad is fucked up in the head. And a shitty artist.
>>337456879
You should kill yourself.
>>337457098
>being such a prude you can't even show nudity in your family
Only in America
>>337456605
> Harpies I saw in Dark Souls videos just screech.
>>337456370
>Give her dreamchaser ash
>ashen one you fucking faggot holy shit what the fuck is this
>Give her literally shit and call it ash
>Ayy ashen one that's some good shit right there
fucking bitch
I use shad as jack off inspiration because his degenerate fetishes intersect with my degenerate fetishes, it's more the fantasy of the scenarios and images he constructs than the actual drawings themselves.
>>337455380
This version sucks
You can tell whoever made it was jerking off the whole time
"art"
>>337457450
more like fart lol haha
>>337457118
you should get back to facebook, normie
>>337457424
and why aren't you?
>>337457518
If I had a third arm I'd pretty much be jacking it permanently
>>337455140
>pickle pee
>being a pickle he
nah nigga
>>337457518
No one likes your shitty version.
>>337457495
You should fuck your nephew, boylover.
>>337455052
The Dark Sun knight is her granddaughter and Hodrick is her husband.
>>337457661
you should suck my dick
>>337457562
get into prostate play
then you have the stimulation AND 2 free hands
though you'll also be a fucking homo then
>>337457645
it's not mine but it's longer and uses more clear audio so it's objectively better
>>337456781
He's just a pretty shitty artist. Which itself is not that big of a deal but for some reason a lot of stupid faggots fap to his work regardless.
>>337457098
You might think we accept normalfags like yourself here, protip: we don't.
>>337455854
you jest
>>337457804
I would rather be a freak of nature with three arms than a homosexual, anon
>>337456483
I don't see what's bad about this besides her having a tongue.
>no one's ever seen Pickle-Pee
>everyone draws her the same way
You can't explain that.
>>337456483
remove the tongue and youve got perfection, fucking love rosaria
>>337458404
The literal meaning of the word: meme.
>>337458404
one artist does a rendition and everyone follows it
>>337458404
they're basing it off the mythilogical character "blue waffle" don't believe me? look it up on google image search
>>337457040
>>337455052
So can this be created in the character creator, minus the wings of course.
>>337458687
You motherfucker.
>>337458626
a GOOD rendition
shitty ones get ignored
>>337457868
Shut the fuck up, Shad. Degenerates like you are worse than normies.
>>337458774
>being 12
>>337458890
>complaining about degenerates
>on /v/
Why are you even here
>>337458840
Funny how shad hit the nail with this and how clear it shows his problem: his coloring is fucking shit.
Aisde for that I dont hate him or like him, I think he got enough flak already but it doesnt get better
>>337458701
Probably not, the hair options are garbage, and I don't think they have sideburns.
>>337458404
>he doesn't know
She was cut content, we have the model & a few animations in the game files.
>>337459691
>>337458701
>no mod that add visible crowlita's
>>337459120
Nobody likes shad, he's too much of a degenerate
>>337456624
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
>>337457176
>Drawing a pornographic image of your mom
>Anything about being prude
>>337458404
just like dragons in olden days, anon
>>337456624
>4 days
I can fap to it right now and I just finished fapping.
>>337456483
>>337456414I like it
>>337455520
>ziptie on the leg
this nigga broke out of prison
>>337459932
He's no more degenerate than /v/
I haven't gotten my hands on DaS3 yet, but I want the crow. I love crows.
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
it souns like a shota though so aren't you all pedophile faggots?
>>337458774
>Being this new
>>337464079
That's an obvious part of the joke, genius
>>337456781
If he were generic, it'd be fine, but every fucking thing he does has to be grossly out of proportion and flooded with tattoos and piercings and shit.
Dude would be fine if he just made generic stuff, but it's all trashy crap.
>>337464959
we're already faggots there was never any debating that weather or not we also want to fuck girls
>>337460971
Most representations of dragons were quite different actually. They were drawn after the descriptions of delirious pesants. The general consensus was that they were winged creatures made of several different animals.
>>337459932
Speak for yourself, faggot.
>>337457313
SOURCE, YOU FUCK
>>337456781
AND PRESTO, IT IS A GIRL WITH A PENIS
>>337465954
kill yourself, faggot.
>>337455854
>shad's art on jewtube clickbait videos
>Shad ruined pickle pee
This memay has gone too far
>>337455854
I can't find it on his site
>>337457313
LOOK AT THOSE PICKLE-PEES
>>337467340
y-you're joking right
>>337455202
That drawing is shit. Looks like what a 13 year old would draw and upload on gaia forums or even deviantart, just scribbles. Some of you niggers need to step up, really. Only a small handful display actual artful skill.
Don't get hurt by this, please. Don't rebut by saying "where's your drawing?". Just improve
>>337457098
link to pic? couldn't find it anywhere,
>>337456414
This one isn't that bad. If the knight was in full armor and male, it would be fine.
>>337456781
>He's just some generic porn artist.
>He
>>337455052
>Souls fags LITERALLY have to make up their own characters
Pretty sad family unit
>>337468160
The good old "You should never post anything you draw before you're at a level of skill decided by this anon" argument.
No one is claiming it to be a masterpiece so contain your autism.
>>337459932
Have you seen the type of degeneracy that goes on here or are you really this new?
>>337468637
In that case, I guess you find deviantart teen drawings exquisite.
>>337456414
>that foot
Fucking hell
>>337469406
"no one is claiming it to be a masterpiece"
can't you fucking read
Why does this game have Papi in it?
I'm beginning to have romantic feelings towards this crow. Is that normal?
>>337469406
>Its an "/ic/fag who cant even draw that well gets triggered" episode
Its a shitty drawing but that shit is pretty annoying tbqh senpai
>>337468552
I was on his stream a couple times. Shadman is a guy, so fuck off troll.
>>337468552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0dH4P0jHJA
>>337469653
Because she is best girl
>>337469681
Not him, but you guys eat that shit up, it's 2016. The age of deviantart is over.
>>337468015
fall out 4 and dark souls 3
>>337469985
the age of deviantart is over but triggeted icfags displacing their anger is the hot new thing
Just because you read fun with a pencil doesnt make you an art critic
>>337457098
>and sent it to her as a birthday present
That's just an internet legend
>>337469645
>>337469681
>>>/loomis/
Get some fucking sense, underage idiots.
>>337469729
>>337469816
>thinking a deep voice means you identify as male
Wow! Stop oppressing her, you shitlords.
>>337457313
That's a bunny not a crow, you incultural fuck
>>337467986
>>337466539
Pretty sure that's not her guys. Just a loli.
>>337460971
dragons existed you fuck
>>337470817
those were just dinosaurs anon, we know better now
>>337468160
Hey anon, I think you were the one who blasted my drawing last time I posted.
I actually wanted to thank you. I went through a few days of really wanting to quit drawing. Not because I was butthurt about what you said, but more because I had worked so hard to draw, and it obviously wasn't getting me to where I wanted to be.
But I took that energy and decided to just screw it. Start over. I picked up Loomis, went back to the basics (figure drawing/anatomy), and have stopped drawing exclusivelyanime loli girlsso I could actually draw what I imagined, instead of taking reference after reference for everything.
So yeah, you're kinda a prick, but you're not wrong.
>>337470948
I'd rather be a prick that helped you than lie to you, as a friend.
>>337470378
>MUh LOOMIS
I fucking knew it right from the start
why dont you focus on improving your own art instead of displacing it on others, /ic/let?
>>337471107
You are not my friend, pal
>>337471208
you're not my pal, buddy
>>337471107
And I can appreciate that. Maybe not at the time, but looking back.I'm in a group of artists right now and all of them think I draw pretty good. So, it's like you said. Lie to me, as a friend. 4chan is where you go for the cold hard truth.
Is it wrong i want to impregante a bird girl?
>>337471170
I'm assuming you've never read through a Loomis book?If you have, what's wrong with it?
>>337471336
I may have gone a bit hard on you but there was no malice in my comments. I was in the same position as you a few years ago and someone roasted me really hard.
Even as a friend I'd tell you what's up. Godspeed anon.
>>337471712
thats not the problem, the problem is /ic/ fags being preoccupied with spreading the word of their holy bible instead of drawing
just saying "muh loomis" is not a valid critique or help for anyone
>>337470948
Anime is the biggest meme and people always fall for it when drawing. Look at Murata for example. He studied art and drawing real shit before applying his own style derived from anime and manga.
>>337471970Jesus christ.
>>337472019
You're regurgitating the same things I've read on /ic/ years ago
I guess some things just don't change
>>337471590
absolutely not
>>337456781
>generic
Hentai is the most generic shit I have ever seen. All the girls look the fucking same
>>337471981
Who even browses that board? Iirc they had the longest running thread. Isn't it a dead place.
>>337471798I will say. Drawing real people is a lot more boring than drawing lewd loli. No way around that.
I draw knowing that my art will be that much better if I go through the proper steps in learning.
>>337472019
This is true.
>>337472173
While that might be true, I learned this from this video here:
https://youtu.be/FMUYG1hkY5c
The fact that he can draw in pretty much any style is rather exciting. And it all starts from being able to draw from real life then adapt it into anime style.
why did it take until DaS3 for this to happen?
there has been cute sound crows since DeS
>>337456414
>>337456483
Holy shit he just needs to stop drawing faces and his art is actually okay
>>337472173
So that means what he's saying is correct? I don't know if it's a bad thing
>>337455202
>>337455685
>>337455052
>>337457313
>Porn of OC
literally worse than cancer
>>337472447
Someone explained it as:
Pickle-pee = Penis
Pump-a-rum = Anal sex
Since it's that easy, on top of her sounding really young, and oddly lewd, all it took was one good artfag to draw a loli and... here we are.The planets aligned, basically.
>>337472447
because DaS3 is the most mainstream Souls game
>>337472447
Pickle-pee and Pump-a-rum were more easily wildly misinterpreted, compared to sparkly, snuggly, and silky's lines.
>>337472361
it's less active than /v/, but it's more active than you would think.
>>337457098
>muh morals
fucking seriously?
>>337472447
>why did it take until DaS3 for this to happen?
Pickle-pee and pump-a-rum sound like sexual innuendos. I was in complete /v/ blackout few weeks before the release of DaS3 and for the duration of my first playthrough, and literally the first thing that came to my mind when I heard those lines was sex jokes.
>>337472618
>He's a dickwriath
>>337455052
I want to pump her rum
>>337457098
So?
>>337471170
I have never browsed that place, stop projecting your paranoia onto me. Loomis is a genuine help and will help ANYONE.
>>337472435
Good work.
>>337472663
stop referring to yourself in third person.
>>337473268
*about
>It's a "Host is cosplaying Artorias with a dark sword" episode
>>337472447
Because the crow sounds like a cute girl.
>>337473704
>It's a "Heavy weapon user who thinks 2 shotting people takes skill"
>>337473921
>it's a "dark sword user defends the most skill-less weapon in the game" episode
>>337458774
>outing yourself as underageb&
>>337474129
skill is a shitty buzz word
>>337474280mooorree
>>337474129
>its a dark sword hating episode while weapons like estoc, straight swords, hammers, spear, astora greatsword, duel wielding twin warden, duel wielding katanas, parry baiting, sipping that estus 10+ times, are praised
If i were to draw porn of this cute genki bird girl should i post it first on /vg/?
>>337473042
Holy fucking shit someone saved my third panel edit? Awesome.Why am I even this far up in this fucking thread?
>>337474280
I don't think crows can belch. Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where they fed the giant chicken soda and it exploded because it couldn't burp?
>>337474476
Uh, definitely not.
>>337473921
>its a "dark sword user only knows to spam and not roll" episode
>>337474445
>parry baiting
>bad
Thats your own fault for being a spamming faggot.
>>337474561
Jimmy Neutron was trash.
>>337474595
>its a host with 40 vigor and ugs or great hammer that only parry baits with hornet ring episode
>>337474483
my autism radar is off the charts
The chosen undead shouldn't be on the right side in the last panel. FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
>>337474670
Yeah meanwhile the host drinks 13 + estus and all he does is spam parry
wow great skill bravo *applause emote*
>>337474726
It's been years I probably dont even have the files anymore.
>>337459691
why does she like avelin so much?
>>337457185
I miss the blacksmith bird girl from 2. She was cute, had a nice ass, and always seemed happy to see you when you came to visit.
I'd pump Pump-a-rum's rum until that rum goes pump-a pump-a.
>>337474934
Because it goes pew pew.
>>337457313
No way, Asanagi?
>>337475059
You're talking gibberish, man
>>337470817
>existed
They STILL exist, you double fuck.
>>337457098
s..source?
>>337475081
>>337475179
>>337475285
>>337475536
too damn cute
that bird is TOO CUTE
Ah, so it's another one of these threads, huh?
>>337472361
You might be thinking of /i/, not /ic/. I may be wrong though.
>>337475634
When are we gonna get some sweet /ll/ with Pickle Pee and Ornifex?
>>337471970
>>337474682
this
Why does she have forewings for hands
>>337475819
Probably never
>>337474280
I can see her butthole!
>>337476094
I still like Ornibutt more.
She's just enough burd for me.
>>337476218
I just want any pic of the two together. For that milf+loli combo
>>337475819
>>337476218
>>337476434
I'm pretty sure someone would be willing to draw it in the drawthread.
>>337476273
delet this
So why isn't there a in-game model? where is the bird?
>>337476273
>doushio
You pump-the-rump with your pickle-pee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wTndUgskZQ
>>337476585
there isn't one.
someone from reddit or something drew a picture of her as a harpy
you never actually see the crow when at its nest, this is in all three DS games.
>>337475536
DELETE THIS
NOW
>>337476731
so is it floating out of camera shot?
>>337476814
yes, or maybe perched somewhere hidden where you cannot see
>>337476806
>>337457313
Why are you using GuP girls for this shit?
>>337477038
Because fluffy hair.
>>337456414
>implying i needed Shad for Boreal Booty in the first place
>>337476724
Someone linked that already and it's shit.
The mods must love looking at naked pumparum.
None of them have been deleted.
Nobody has gotten banned.I like it.
>get hit with estoc once
>at least three more hits guaranteed due to stunlock
I could found empires with all of my salt.
>>337477537
You're only stunned for two hits. You can roll or parry after the second. Any smart player will stop at two, though.
>>337477537
just take 2 hits and parry the 3rd like everyone else
>>337457313
>iqdb failed
>google failed
>sauce nao failed
>TINEYE worked!
What kind of topsy turvy world have I entered?!
Also, that no pump-a-rum. that no pickle-pee.
>>337477390
The mods aren't always actively browsing. They delete as things get reported.
The more reports, the higher priority it is given and the quicker they respond to it.
I'm sure they sometimes just ignore minor things though.
>>337455854
>search pickle pee rule 34
>"pee rule 34"
>>337460971
We have historical evidence of dragons existing. Pic related.
Have they fixed Poise yet so it actually does something?
>>337477537
>see Estoc/SS/Katana player
>press L2
>watch them panic
>enjoy my easy win
>>337478237
women only go for chads even if they're not human. goddamn
>>337478237
Who has a throne right next to the bed
>>337458404
they all saw that monster porn anime.
>>337455052
>>337455202
>>337455685
>>337457040
>>337457313
>>337474142
>>337474280
>>337475285
>>337475179
>>337475081
>>337475536
Why do people draw this character that way instead of like the gross bird monster she is?
http://i.imgur.com/tE4ANki.png
>>337478336
Apparently it already does something. Something about compensating fat-rolling, and turning vulnerability frames into invincibility frames.
>>337478864
The loli harpy is a different character, anon. The one you're talking about is Ornifex.
>>337478926
>cowtits on a crow
>>337478864
becasue they want it to be that monster girl porn anime
>>337478864
I think you mean
>Why do people draw this character that way instead of like the sexy bird lady she is?
>Actually posting the porn
The straight mad man.
>>337478359
>See Mace user
>He uses his L2
>Swings at me
>I parry his slow ass weapon with ease
>Kill him with the riposte
>He goes on 4chan and cries about it
>>337456781
His art is fucking awful and he refuses to improve.
>>337479341
Yeah there's a whole lot of that in this thread.
>>337479348
>See a shield user
>Spend the next 7 or so minutes just dodging to learn his attack patterns and when he thinks I'm going to use attacks he can parry
>Two-hit him with Smough's Great Hammer right after he fails a parry
>He goes onto 4Chan and pretends to be good
>>337478864
The crow demons aren't the same as trader crows.
The trader crows are just plain old crows.
>>337479529
I meant the post immediately above me with the Crow.
>>337479138
>>337479138
>people actually fap to this mess of korean coded physics and clipping
>>337479024
No, the pump-a-rum character is ostensibly a crow demon like Ornifex, so I posted Ornifex for reference.
>>337479656
If they can fap to your mom they can fap to anything
>>337479701
Then to that, I'll point you here >>337479625 The traders are indeed just talking crows that you can never see.
>>337475819
>no art of jealous cougar Ornifex playfully teasing bratty upstart Pickle-Peeby sitting on her face
Makes me sad.
>>337465298
>>337455520
>carrying a knife
Shit that bird's dangerous! lmao
>>337479625
Do you have even a single fact to back that up? Ornifex shows us that crow demons can speak, and that they sound like the crow merchants.
>>337455052
So the Demon's Souls crow asks you for shiny shit and we name them Sparkly the Crow.
And the Dark Souls crow asks you for warm shit and we name them Snuggly.
In Dark Souls II Dyna and Tillo ask for soft shit so we call them Silky and Smooth.
Now in Dark Souls III the crow asks you for loud shit and you call them motherfucking Pump-a-Pee? It's clearly Noisy the Crow that you give your pickle-pee.
>>337480223
Ornifex doesn't sound a thing like any of the crow merchants EXCEPT when they squawk. Ornifex sounds like she's breathing backwards while talking to you whereas the crows sound cute.
>>337480495
This is why I don't go outside.
>>337480495
Not quite Hawk and Baby but it will do
>>337480425
Listen to them again. The only difference between them is that Ornifex sounds like an adult and only squawks when she's agitated.
>>337480602
cmon bro come outside, preferably with shiny things on you, we won't do anything I promise.
>>337464079
Domesticated birds have to have "collars" like dogs in some states
Obviously you can't put one around their neck so you put it on their leg, their legs barely grow, if at all after they're born so most states have a metal band that's permanently fitted to their leg.
>>337478237
DELETE THIS!
>>337478695
The cuck king
>>337480251
It needs to start with S, to fit with the other crow names.
>>337482214Sexy
>>337456414
>>337456483
These actually aren't awful.
>>337481670
That fucking filename
>>337469980
>looks like a child
>acts like a child
>has no idea what sex or love is
>SHE'S OLD ENOUGH TO MATE AND LAY EGGS THAT MAKE IT OK GUYS
>SHE STILL LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE A CHILD
Nigga that's just fucked up
>>337483876
Have you seen the short that has papi get the slime girl to lewd her?
I think she knows what sex is.
>>337483876
It's cute and adorable, and her petite body with small breasts and great butt makes her even more sexy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-uGse3zG0
>>337484245
>the short
I've seen the part around when they first meet where Suu tenderly kisses then slimefucks the hell out of Papi. Are you telling me there's more that I'm not aware of, because Papi/Suu is the only yuri ship I really like.
>>337482214
FUCK
...
S-
Snazzy the Crow?
>>337455124
I haven't crashed once, are you playing on PC?
>>337484898
Let me go find what I'm talking about.Maybe you'll enjoy it as much as I did
>>337475536
Is this era of western waifus?
>>337479061
You don't?
>>337468210
Yes you can.
>>337486150
JUST MAKE FUCKING PORN ALREADY JESUS CHRIST
>>337486150
the show was boring as shit.
>>337484898
Shit muhnig I'm trying to find it, looks like they all got taken down due to copyright.
Damn.
>>337486327
artist here
taking requests for crow girl
>>337485948
Please do. Like I said, I don't usually do yuri, but the thought of Papi and Suu falling in love and being happy together forever makes my heart flutter, and the thought of them having messy, no holds barred lesbian monstergirl sex makes my dick explode.
>>337459804
show me anon
>>337457313
>old asanagi work
lel your shit
>>337486532
Yeah. What I particularly like about it is how Suu pretty much has no clue what she's doing, but really wants to make whoever she's with happy.
The short pretty much has Papi take advantage of that. So Suu ends up being clueless as to why Papi is practically passed out on the couch,bottomlessand breathing hard.
>people meme it up with dark sword
>when carthus curved sword is better in literally every way
Better range, bleed, low stamina cost, and slightly faster when two handed. Boggles my mind why people don't use it more often.
>>337486802
BECAUSE THE GUIDE SAYS DORKSWORD
>>337486802
Looks pretty ugly, I prefer Falchion.
>>337486530
draw papi trying to kiss the crow girl
>>337486802
>Not casting fist
>>337486802
What about the damage?
>>337478864
>those fucking abs
>>337486327
It basically is outright porn at some points.
>>337486963
Damage is comparable. Dork Sword might beat it by like 5%, but the other perks more than make up for it. Slap carthus rouge on there and even a single bleed proc will completely outdamage.
>>337456068
rapper, radio guy for the CBC
>>337456414
bazinga
>>337486530
>>337486897
Better yet, draw Papi and Suu doubleteaming the poor little girl while she blushes with confusion at her first lesbian rape experience.
>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0yuDfcOhvA
>>337486685
I'm going to look this up. I will find it, and I will fap to it. Thanks for the tip.
>>337458404
TIDE GOES IN
TIDE GOES OUT
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
>>337456781
V likes to bandwagon
>>337458404
have you seem pump-a-rum?
>>337455685
Wait yeah that hella looks like Kip's style
>>337486802
Neat, I was thinking about farming for this. How often does it drop?
>>337487329
I'm literally unable to find it.
Not even for download. They are shorts found on the blueray. Episodes 1-12 are available on youtube, but there's almost 80 episodes.
Even nyan doesn't have the right ones for download.
I'll keep looking, but apparently it's called 'almost daily life' or something like that.Let me know if you find it. I can't seem to
>>337487496
I've farmed it twice. Don't think it too more than 5 mins each time.
>>337486327
It began as porn you fucking newfag, but porn sells 1/10th of ecchi shit so now he does ecchi only.
>>337487496
Took me an hour with 307 item discovery. You fight the pair of swordsmen down the right path at the fork coming from the Catacombs of Carthus bonfire, the one by the skele-ball.
>>337487584
>It began as porn you fucking newfag
Thanks for the update you gigantic faggot
>>337487584
The finalized girls ended up being way hotter than their hentai prototypes anyways.
girls girls, how many of you have seen the phrase remodeled to, "pump-a-rump" since this meme took off?
>Its a dark spirit is completely invisible due to dag episode
>>337487554
I'll do what I can, but if it's not on nyaa then it's going to be tricky.
>>337480738
I want to kill that hawk.
Why are only now getting Rule34 of the crows?
What about Sparkly, Snuggly, and the smooth and silky crows?
>>337487958
They didn't pickle my pee and made me pump their rum with a loli voice.
>>337487958
Because Dark Souls 3 crow sounds lewder
>>337487958
It's in the name.
>pump-a-rum
>pump-a-rump
there u go
>>337475536
Jesus, I thought give me warm give me soft was lewd, does from do this so the fanbase has shit to wank off to?
>>337457810
Anyone know the artist?
>pickle pee
>pump-a-rum
someone educate me pls where does this come from?
>>337487864
Is that Viper?
>>337489046
dark souls 3
>>337468160
>Just scribbles
If you're gonna point out how bad it is at least know what you're talking about. It may be bad but this drawing does not suffer from chicken scratch lines, that's one of its redeeming parts.
>>337489236
no that's Kanye Westyes it's Viper you donut
>>337456605
There are invisible crow NPC's in every game and i guess thats how people imagine them?
>>337489046
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land.
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Pump-a-rum,’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land.
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Pickle-pee,’ said the fife,
‘Pump-a-rum.’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land.
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Zoomba-zoom,’ said the bass,
‘Pickle-pee,’ said the fife,
‘Pump-a-rum,’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land.
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Pah-pa-rah,’ said the trumpet,
‘Zoomba-zoom,’ said the bass,
‘Pickle-pee,’ said the fife,
‘Pump-a-rum,’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land,
Oh! the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land!
>>337469816
that's not shadman that's was a guy named guitarmaster making fun of himbefore he started using shad for all his animated work
>>337489419
>that pic
You wouldn't happen to have the whole pic, would you?
>>337468160
>That drawing is shit. Looks like what a 13 year old would draw and upload on gaia forums or even deviantart, just scribbles. Some of you niggers need to step up, really. Only a small handful display actual artful skill.
>Don't get hurt by this, please. Don't rebut by saying "where's your drawing?". Just improve
Everyone stop making mspaint oc RIGHT FUCKING NOW, this guy here demands it.
>lewding up the crow
THIS IS FUCKING GETTING OUT OF HAND
>>337489518
why?
>All this birds with knives
A friend of mine got stabbed by a falling knife because the bird couldn't hold it any longer
>>337489256
>>337489419
ok thx
but what does the meme mean
like if it's the sound of a drum and of a fife, what the fuck is a fife anyway, then what does it mean in those pictures? is pump-a-rum another word for ass? where does the soundbit come from in that song?
>>337455115
one sounds like pikachu, but the other?
>>337489548
This drawing is shit. Do you actually think human bodies look like that? Read some fucking Loomis.
>>337489749
I would very much appreciate it if I could see it for research purposes.
>>337468552
Shad is a gross brown man. That's why he never shows his face.
>>337489419
Is that a new picture from drunk-a-rum artist?
Waant.
>>337489952
Bridgman's a better artist to study after.
>>337486501
Of course it was. Never expect anything redeemable in anything ecchi or beyond that storywise. The only exciting thing to get out of an ecchi series is a boner. Everything else is pointless. If writers don't care enough to at least add some substance in there, they'll just put in what little concept they need to make some cheap cash off of horny otakus. Works every time, goyim.
>>337486802
Not nearly as good as people think
>>337486919
I wish there was a way to make bare fists viable in 3, also no curly mustache in the character creator what the fug.
>>337470817
We never existed, and I'd really appreciate it if you could stop spreading lies.
>>337491183
Pretty much the reason why I didn't do a fist run this time
>>337479656
What was it
>>337455854
>Shad makes porn of some DS3 OC he made
>Anon says Shad will draw other pictures of her sniffing other females assholes
>The very next time he draws her it's of her hugging and sniffing the Dancer's asshole.
>>337490924
Monstergirls are a niche and untapped market though so your jew calling has no power here.
I'm not so self-entitled to believe that my fetish will become more mainstream with me doing nothing about it. The privilege of capitalism allows me to vote with my wallet for what I want to see more of, and money is a small price to pay for it.
Know who else wants to change the direction of an industry without them actually partaking in it? SJWs.
>>337489419
>reverse image searching doesn't work
>>337490924
it wasn't even good as an ecchi series.
>>337491528
Him and his assholes, man. I understand the fetish, but in his art it almost always seems to just be for the sake of being edgy and gross.
>>337486530
Pickle peeing on Fire Keeper
>>337486530
Pickle-pee in one panel deeepthroating a Medicant's Staff, then in the next panel vomiting out a Sunlight Shield.
>>337489508
They were/are friends
>>337491745
it got uploaded to paheal just moments ago
>>337489419
SAUCE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT GIV THE GODDANM SAUCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>337455052
>Kip art
Just post is fatty stuffI need a good wank
>>337490924
>Never expect anything redeemable in anything ecchi or beyond that storywise.
>Kenichi
>Tsugumomo
>Tenjou tenge
Fuck you, there are many ecchi mangas with amazing characters and story, it's just faggots that settle for less
>>337492228
Just link it nigger
>>337492386
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1877164
>>337492505
God fuck, I have to wonder why they keep tagging the character as Snuggly.
>>337489952
>>337468160
What the fuck are you talking about? The drawing's fine.
>>337492780
she should have had feathery birb pubes
Does DS3 have the same issue where enemies would track you throughout their entire attack?
things like enemy on 4 legs stand on its hind legs to attack you and then pivot perfectly 90 degrees left or right when you roll
>>337492780
RIP anon.
>>337491530
I wasn't talking about MonMusu specifically. I was talking about ecchi in general.
>>337492361
And said faggots are driving the standards of your beloved genre into the ground because they're the majority accepting being spoonfed. It doesn't look like it's going to change soon. "Sex sells" and all that jazz, even if it's piss-tier writing.
>>337492780
Jesus Christ how lewd
PUMP A RUM!
PUMP A RUM!
>>337492780
who can even fap to this?
>>337492780
Alright thats enough of /v/ for one day.
I hate you all
>>337492849
Lolis don't have pubes, anon.
>>337492905
I am, right now.
Who came up with the original cute humanized art? First pic?
>>337492894
Source please
>>337492905
I can and I will.
>>337492780
DELETE THIS. THE CROW IS PURE
>>337492968
>>337493035
you disgust me
>>337493061
NOW YOU UNDERSTAND
>>337474280
>being a filthy crowlicon
>>337455052
Is he tyring to molest that crow?
>>337492780
>>337491172
its literally one of the best weapons in the game
i can't wait for people to realise that the dark sword is actually strictly inferior to thelothric knight sword
>>337455854
Why the fuck don't you fuckers just draw it then? It's not like there aren't people here that do lewds.
>>337492905
People with hands and a working penis.
>>337493804
and a sick mind
For a while i mistook krekk0v as Railroad Mejic.
>>337493132
he shouldn't disgust you, you're the one refusing a great fap
>>337493983
go back to church grandad
>>337465954
Why are you defending Shad so much?
>>337494018
That drawing and the drunk one's are Railroad Mejic's works.
>>337470606
Why is Fantano playing Dark Souls 3?
Is he losing his shit because he doesn't like the ost?
How are elemental weapons in this game?
Particularly fire ones.
>>337475536
my mom walked in on me listening to this
>>337494494
no scaling = ass
>>337494596
That has more or less always been the point.
>>337456414
It doesn't make sense because dancer doesn't have her armor.
Her armor is supposed to be infused with her hide
>>337473704
>It's a 4 men ganksquad start r1 spamming you to death and then gestures episode
>>337494715
>>337494596
Wrong, ass because split damage.
You can get a Chaos infusion that scales off FAI / INT and does fire damage, but yeah, split damage a shit.
Good for shielding niggers though.
>>337494557
were you winnin, son?
>>337494952
i haven't quite delved fully into the damage mechanics, does having split damage mean that you only do one of the numbers and not both combined?
>>337475819
i too, want to see lesbian crows fuck
>>337495314
Split damage means the damage goes through both defenses, which usually means lower damage.
>>337495314
no, he's just memeing you. both numbers count, he just can't stand possibly using more than one weapon in case enemies are sometimes partially resistant to one of the types if damage.
>>337487864
>You'll cowards don't even raise kids.
>>337495614
Ah, that makes sense.
>>337455052
>tfw no Lord's Blade set
>>337455854
>his drawing of dancer
>most of the armor is gone and she's wearing stripper heels
so- I've been thinking of respeccing a few points to have 40/30/35 or so trying to raise the third to 40. Shoulld I go Int for Moonlight or Luck for Anri's? Anyone with any experience using these have a recommendation?
>>337496010
Moonlight Sword is absolute trash.
>>337476094
>>337476218
as much as i dont like ornifex's arms/shoulders it bugs me when people dont draw them right
>>337479625
There is literally not a single non-human character that is attractive in Dark Souls. Hell there are barely any attractive human characters.
The pump-a-rum cunt, if they drew her, would almost definitely be some repulsive beast.
>>337495927
Ciaran is a man's name
>>337495208
Fix your glasses, potato.
>>337496314
>priscilla
>spidertits and her sister
>>337496294
>She actually has arms and handsThats hot
[spoilers]Why do Souls games always have a mediocre second half?[/spoiler]
>>337496613
The last couple of bosses in 3 were really, really fucking good though.
>>337496327
Yes, and?
>>337488502
They obviously know. You can't record that shit without realizing how lewd it sounds.
>>337456781
Piercings
Tats
Dickgirls
Anal
Moles
Goth
Did I miss anything?
>>337488502
With Miyazaki you can never know.
>>337496762
Is he a boy? Did Arty like qt traps?
I want to see a crowgirl of the Demon's Souls crow. It was so fucking angry.
>>337496839
beastiality
>>337496223
How-?
>Go to check it
>Split damage
>C scaling in Int
>On a weapon always associated with magic since it's inception
????????
>>337496839
I don't know how he does it but he manages to make everything look disgusting.
>>337496839
its just the anal and fartsniffing that bother me
>>337496880
>is he a boy?
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQwbRBTJlZw
>Did Arty like traps?
It'd explain why Ciaran's love for him is basically unrequited.
>>337475536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wTndUgskZQ
>>337496880
Her entire order was made out of women you cock-craving faggot.
i wonder how many posters here have proud parents.. very weird thread, very aids
>>337497261
Do you really need to post that shit 3 times per thread?
>>337497292
First day?
>>337497362
I just found it on youtube from autoplay from watching the first video.
my bad anon lmao
>>337496839
Incest
>>337497292
How's facebook?
>>337496839
>Not liking futanari
Sure is gay in this thread.
>>337497612
Ouch anon is your ass okay do you want to call an ambulence
>>337495927
Is there more to this?
OCELOOOOOT
>>337498264
He's crepuscular boys, get him!
>>337498081
>>337497887
I like Ciaran a lot, but it always feels wrong.
>>337498390
LANAAAAAA
>>337498264
>tfw you realize you don't have Ocelote in your arms
>>337498264
*splat* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6vCZdcp6hE&feature=youtu.be
>>337496967
why exactly are we bringing her dried ears instead of sandwiches?
>>337498434
He remembers me!
>>337497159
Why is ds art so comfy?
>>337496839
i'll let piercings slide but the rest make you a fag
>>337496967
what happens if you tell her you can fly? I was afraid to lie to her
>>337498574
chubby chaser pls go
>>337498721
She just thinks it's cool.
>>337498721
You do a quest where you end up jumping together over a cliff.
>"but wait I thought you said you can fly"
>>337498721
She thinks your cool and believes you 100% despite questioning how you did it without wings.I want to protect her innocent and naive soul.
>>337498646
It just is, dude.
>>337498646
>tfw Smough isn't allowed in the game cause he's plebeian
>>337498896
Imagine if the game made it so when you returned to her after lying, she had jumped off the tower and died trying to emulate you
>>337478854
>>337478854
>they all saw that monster porn anime.
Which one?
Please name I need it for science
Somebody get plague to draw this fucking crow
>>337499128
Boku No Picu
>>337486150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xkj4XqaynU
I'd pump her rump with my pickle pee if you catch my drift
>>337499409
>pickling things in pee
Chicom pls go
>>337499398
Step aside
>jokingly suggest andre x pumparum to an artist
>he actually makes it
>>337496967
>that squished baby face
.cute
>>337499665
madman
>>337472361
Its a slow board, but its not dead.
>>337499398
>>337499545
>"please tell anime title"
>"anime"
>"title'
>>337472361
That's /i/
The y had a thread for like 3 years I think
>>337499665
Link it fag.
>>337499934
It's モン娘
>>337499934
Oh look, a retard.
>>337500036
>>337500036
http://i.imgur.com/s11aXXi.jpg
link to shadman's mom drawing?
>>337456414
>draw martian queen
>call it dancer
>>337498264
>>337456414
oh man I really hate Shad so much I'm glad I fit in on /v/
>>337500769
oh man i really like shad so much i'm glad i can jerk off to sharpie makeup and more bits of metal than on skin than chainmail
>>337500769
>I have no standards
>Why are you all hating on this FREE PORN?
>>337500963
>>337501054
wow, suddenly I hate Shad even more, now I'm more /v/ than ever, thanks anons!
>>337501138
You know I hear not jerking off every day raises your standards.
>>337501481
my standards will never climb then, I really enjoy fapping and I lose nothing for it
>>337501623
Except cock functionality once ED kicks in.
In 5 years you're gonna look back at shadman and think "This is what I wasted my cock on?"
>>337501914
I've been doing it for about 18 years already, I'm fine
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