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>market Tracer as the face of Overwatch >everyone likes
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>market Tracer as the face of Overwatch
>everyone likes Mercy, D.va, Widowmaker, and Mei more
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>>337435089
No you dumb faggot everyone doesn't like the same thing because everyone has different taste
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>LEDS TROI THAT AGAN
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>>337435089
only v

Tracer is most picked hero
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>>337435317
>WELL THAT JUST 'APPENED
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>>337435089
this
>>337435415
/v/ likes mei/d.va/mercy but few people really like widowmaker.
Tracer is normcore.
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>>337435415
Where's your evidence?
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Pikachu is the face of pokemon but it's a sack of shit

What's your point
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>>337435553

The entirety of overwatch is normcore YOU RETARDED CASUAL
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>>337435694
I'm talking about waifus not gameplay you degenerate savage.
Fuck off if you don't like it
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>>337435748

NONE OF THE FUCKING WAIFUS YOU MENTIONED AREN'T NORMCORE YOU RETARD

YOU'RE TRYING TO BE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE BECAUSE YOU THINK, YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING THINK!!! THAT WIDOWMAKER ISN'T NORMCORE AS FUCK

NONE OF THE FUCKING WAIFUS ARE SPECIAL OR WEIRD, NONE OF THEM. MAYBE IF YOU LIKED ZARYA. EVERY OTHER WAIFU IS NORMIE TRASH

YOU

ARE

A

LITERAL

JOKE

LMFAO
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>>337435861
Drink my cum faggot lol
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>>337435861
>being this mad
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>>337435089
Err, Tracer has the most searches according to Google and Pornhub.
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>>337435861
WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAy ABOUT MEI YOU BITCH??

MEI IS PURE!! MEI IS MINE!!!!
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>>337435909

You're not special. No, i want you to realize this. You're literally like everyone else. Widowmaker is the town's bike. Everyone would want to fuck her. What, you think having purple skin makes people not attracted to her? Holy shit, what a fucking retard.

You. Are. Not. Special. You are the very core of normies.

>>337435939

Disproven, stay mad normie casual trashboi

>>337436004

Mei is for thousands of other people.
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>>337435861
Objectively every one of them is special and weird.
Are you seriously this buttblasted because this isn't anime?
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>>337435089
>The covergirl is the most safe, by the numbers girl in the lot
NO SHIT, this is basic 101 shit, this happens all the time in anime and Japanese video games and VNs.
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>>337436090

>Objectively every one of them is special and weird.

Haha holy shit

>guys im so special i like Widowmaker!!! all the normies don't like her....this means i am special and weird!!


HahahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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>>337435861
but I do like Zarya
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>>337436059
Wait so people aren't allowed to waifu the sexiest char?
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>>337435089
>not roadhog

and they all have shit taste
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>>337436186
>Objectively every one of them is special and weird
Prove me wrong scum. How are ANY of them normal?
And FYI I don't have a waifu, so fuck you
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>>337436212

Yes you are allowed. What i am saying you aren't special at all. People who think they are special because they like a certain character thinking not many like it when in REALITY she has THOUSANDS of rule34 and fanart already make me fucking puke. What can i say? I am firmly grounded in reality.

>>337436203

you are officially the most special of the waifu fags, gratz
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>playing just one character
>in a game with counterpicks and 21 classes to choose from
How casul can you get
There's waifus for every situation in this game
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>>337435089
And yet Pharah is still best girl.
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>people like to be contrarians and go for the non main waifu
wow just like every game, movie cartoon, tv show anime etc.. ever.
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>>337435861
>Taimanin Asagi Clone is now for for normalfags
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>>337435089
Am I the only one that hates most pictures of Widowmaker? She's supposed to have cold skin, unable to feel (touch), and be emotionless, but people keep drawing her smiling, or scared, or this loving look on her face. The only porn of her should either be her domming someone because they paid her or some shit, or her being raped but not giving a single shit about it.
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>>337436417
best brown
at least until the curly blonde haired one gets added
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>>337436496
Pretty sure that's a screencap from an official short.
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>>337436417
She needs more lewds.
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>>337436345
>using porn for any sort of measure
gtfo
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>>337436496
to be fair, her origin story is pretty retarded. she has blue skin and can't feel emotion because they gave her heart disease? I'm pretty sure you don't make an elite athletic super assassin by slowing down their metabolism to the point that they literally look and feel like a cadaver.
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>>337436496
It's from an official video, anon
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>>337436496
Agreed
I want reaper to rape her
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>>337436592
With Mercy
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>>337435089
Pharah and mercy are the best
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>>337436592
She's tough to due lewds for without popping her head onto a generic model.

Why? Because Phrarah's model is literally her fucking head and neck + the fully armored body. There's no naked anything under there.
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the problem with tracer is they overused her
sure she's cute and all, but the dreamworks shit starts to get old
while a game might need a postergirl/boy to show off some of the shit you can do without getting into too much detail and confusing the non-vidya game playing bystander, it seems like they could have pushed the other girls a bit more
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>>337436592
AGREED 100%
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>>337436560
>>337436660
I was talking about fan-art specifically. The screen just reminded me of it is all.
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>>337436496

She is a mindless sex slave, she can be whatever you want.

I am actually amazed that blizzard managed to sneak a rapebait character like widowmaker into the game and not even trigger your daily sjw hellstorm.

People are more offended at tracer pose than widowmaker being a perfect mindless fucktoy.
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POST MALES

POST

MALES
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>>337436784
No.

The best way to sear a new franchise into someone'd mind is to have a character with very clear and appealing design direction. Doing what you're suggesting only muddies and dilutes mascot power.

None of the others have as much attention paid to their design as Tracer, who is blatantly designed to be the mascot.
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Overwatch would be better if it was only the female characters. They have better character deisgns (and more importantly, more character) than the guys.

It reminds me of how Pokemon is the same way, all the guys are generic and dull and the women are all very unique and eye catching.
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>>337435089
My roommate played this game for like a hundred hours during the open beta and 90% of that time he was Tracer. I don't really understand it, how can you play a game like this and not jump between characters to vary the playstyle?
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>>337436870
>I am actually amazed that blizzard managed to sneak a rapebait character like widowmaker into the game and not even trigger your daily SJW hellstorm.
Blizzard gets away with everything. Kerrigan in Starcraft 2 has fucking high heels made of bone and the only one who ever cared is the character herself
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>>337437035
Overwatch would be dead if there was only female characters you cuck. Or did you fail to notice how the majority of the team is always male with one cuck playing Mercy and the other maybe Tracer/Widow.
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Tracer has no ass and has a boy face. Only closetcase homos who're into shitty traps like Tracer.
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>>337437836
Don't forget her fucking embarrassingly awful voice.
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>>337436870
Give me a source or I'll report you to the janitor
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>>337435089

Tracer is too much of a tomboy for my tastes. The other girls have more femininity and generally look better.
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>>337438130
>not recognising that art style
I see it's your first day
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>>337438130
it's jigglygirls
>Liking jigglygirls
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>>337438239
What is wrong with that exactly?
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>>337438234
I don't look at r34 very often, anon
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Does the game say why widowmaker is blue?
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>>337438393
purple
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>>337438393
She has nobody to listen to.
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>>337438439
oh, why is she purple
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NOBODY LIKE TOMBOYS
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>>337435415
>[citation needed]

>>337435089
It would be because /v/ loves to be contrarian, and signal
>look at me, I'm very mature for liking this alternative thing
>only normies would fall for dickbait bait like Tracer
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>>337438393
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>>337438178
> too much of a tomboy
Faggot.
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>>337438393
The game literally doesn't say shit.
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>>337435089
The smuggest
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>>337438531
>not reading the lore
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>>337438393
see >>337436601
it really is as stupid as it sounds
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>>337435415
that's not lucio
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>>337438368
Reiq's art is very repetitive. His girls almost never go beyond certain proportions, as if he only enjoys a single bodytype. He also draws too much sweat.
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>>337436601
>>337438654
>>337438521
This is the most stupidest fucking thing i've read.
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>>337438781
shut up
her backstory is a masterpiece
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>>337438493
>and signal
Your Tumblr is showing.
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>>337438521
>perfect assassin
>stands out everywhere because she's fucking blue
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>>337436910
Their mascot makes me not want to play the game because I can't stand her design.
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>>337438654
They didn't give her heart disease. Heart disease doesn't slow your heart rate. Also, Widowmaker is definitely blue and not purple. Her suit is purple. Lack of proper bloodflow would give your skin a blueish hue.
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>>337435089
Mei is a type of waifu I would hold hands with.
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>>337438781
>most stupidest
TRIGGERED
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>>337438393
>>337438393

Yes. And it's completely fucking retarded.
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>>337438979
You better watch out so she doesn't eat your hand
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>>337438521
>ultra non-scientific meme lore
I was initially interested in finding out what the lore was, but the more I read the more I dislike it. It's like it was written by some Christard.
>omnics might have souls!
There's also "XD so progressive" shit like musicNigger Lucio being a "social activist"
and this seeming allegory of an outside (Muslim, though it's Buddhist in the game) religion seeking peace in London, and there being controversy
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Evah ged dat feelin' of deh jah voo?
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>>337438979

Mei has the best backstory.
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>>337438860
>libshit who does it daily has never heard of virtue signalling
There are other types as well
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>>337439047
She won't be eating my hand anon. But she will be eating that big thick banana sundae I made for her
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>>337439074
>"omnics might have souls!"
That's what the omnic monks say, you retarded nigger. It's not fact.
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>>337435553
I would like Widowmaker more if she was a more interesting character to play. She has the auto-rifle that makes you feel like she should be fighting around and then grappling to a high point to take a few shots, but her instant-kill charges up so fast that it's retarded to do anything but sit in the back and wait for people to pop their heads around the corner. Of course you can see them before they do that for at least 50% of the match.

Hanzo is a little more like I wish widowmaker played but even then he doesn't have an escape ability like she does and because he only moves vertically there really aren't too many sniper points he can even reach near a big fight.
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>>337439193
Best backstory in the game by far.
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I don't know why they couldn't just make her backstory that she was from that retarded hillbilly family that fucked each other into having blue skin.

That would've been much better.
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>>337439302
Learn to hookshot jump
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>>337439074
by the way, Islam is cancer and not seeking peace, though the SJWs demand that people be tolerant of it. In Overwatch, the robots seen in relationships with humans in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyBUMabtslI are an idealized and unrealistic form of an outside culture integrated with Western society
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>>337435574
http://equityarcade.com/2016/05/09/overwatch-porn-is-getting-out-of-hand-according-to-pornhub/
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>>337438521
This literally sounds like one of those Deviantart OC descriptions.
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>>337439424
He said she's the most picked hero, not the one most people jerked off to. Of course she'll be the most popular pornhub search, she's marketed as the face of the game.
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>>337439332
source?
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>>337438491
I do.
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>>337439332
If the "family" you are on about is the guy in the picture you posted, that's not the case.

His skin turned blue from using colloidal silver for many years.
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I hope Blizzard makes a single-player story driven game in the Overwatch universe and actually give it more background and lore.
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>>337438530

>Liking girls that look and act like guys

It's okay to be gay, anon.
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Tracer's accent is completely overdone and fucking ridiculous.
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>>337439475
most picked for fapping
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>>337439606
Tell that to her British voiceactor or stop being assblasted, anon
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>>337436870

Which is why it's baffling she's not popular yet in hypno porn, even generic hypno porn.
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>>337439536

Yeah, just looked it up and you're right.

The blue family thing is true, just that guy isn't one of them.
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>>337439606
According to the offical website she actuallyis from the UK any anons from UK help us out does the cockney accent really sound like that. Mercy voice
actor I think is german.
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>>337439249
You do have a point.
Even in a fantasy universe where souls exist, why would synthetic life have them? Probably because they wanted to make robot monks, and their religion falls flat on its face without souls. So it's less likely to be some retard trying to put his belief that souls exist into the game, and more something necessary to make design believable.
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>>337435089
what is with the smugness?
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>>337439820
She's French so she needs to be an asshole
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>>337439332

That's actually caused by ingesting large amounts of silver which leads to silver poisoning
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>>337435089
>buy game for Tracer x Widowmaker
>can't stop thinking about Pharah x Symmetra

Well, ship.
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>>337436592
>not jerking off to her professionalism and dedication
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>>337439820
You got a problem with smug girls, anon?
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>>337439820
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>>337439929
>PharahxSymmetra
>Not BestgirlxBestgirl

I ship game mechanics together.

Also a little bit of vanilla in my chocolate.
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>>337436496
>Widow smiling on numerous occassions in "Alive"
Triggered me so much. Her bored handjob SFM is the best
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>>337438393
she is a night elf
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>>337440119
>flying together with your Pharah bff
feels good man
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>>337440119
>Pharah
>chocolate
>not caramel
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>>337440190
Potato potato
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>>337435089
To me, Hanzo and the huge hitboxes are the face of Overwatch.
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>>337440235
>waaaaaaah the hitboxes on the training bots are bad
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>>337440119
>I ship game mechanics together.
Why not Symmetra X Zenyatta? They're the perfect co-dependent dysfunctional couple.
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>>337440331
The best mechanic ships are also the best ships in general, anon. Think about it.
Pharah and Mercy
Reinhardt and Mercy
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>>337440270
what training bots?
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>>337440113
>>337440119
I don't like the strong hints lying around that Mercy is dead, and this is just a colony of nanomachines carrying on in her stead.

Fucking weird as shit.
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>>337440441
The bots used for training
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>>337440486
u wot
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>>337435089

Why didn't Widow finish off Tracer after slamming her against the wall?
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>>337440494
Whatever, Im just judging it based on the kill replays during matches. It's so obvious.
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>>337440486
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>>337440508
It's just more GameTheory fanfic trash trying to be passed off as legitimate lore. He's probably the same retard who claims that Pharah is a cripple.
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>>337438521
>widowmaker
>makes herself a widow

top kek
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>>337440119
>I ship game mechanics together.
I like your thinking.

Mercy x Anyone
Pharah x Zarya
Reinhardt x Bastion
Symmetria x 6 turrets
Widowmaker x Everyone at once
Bastion x Bastion x Bastion x Bastion x Bastion x Bastion
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>>337435089
>all those sluts you mentioned

irrelevant
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>>337440486
thats rubbish, whats true is that mercy made the edgemaster

>>337440542
>pixar
>actually killing someone
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>>337439193
Do you think nu-Blizzard will have big enough balls to make the bot fly between her thighs?
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>>337440564
>he doesn't know that the kill replays and POTG don't always reflect exactly what happened
>he thinks they're live replays and not just approximate recreations of what happens
Anon, there's a reason there used to be a bug where the POTG was simulated at 4x the speed of the normal game.
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>>337440593
>quadriplegic Pharah isn't his favorite forced meme

Actually I hate it. I acknowledge that Blizzard just did whatever the fuck they wanted without thinking about how a human's limbs would fit in her armor.
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Tracer is the vanilla girl that always gets to be the "face" of a franchise.

It's pretty normal.
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>>337440647
Best girl
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>>337440676
The shorts are not by Pixar, they're by Blizzard's in-house studio.
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I like Tracer the most
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>>337440682
>nu-Blizzard meme

blizzard always panders to everyone, you have your tumblr zarya but also characters like widowmaker which is literally just metzens fap-material
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>>337440719
At least they fixed it with her Origins Edition skin. Also
>there are people who don't know that the gameplay of overwatch has literally nothing to do with the lore
Honestly, it makes me think Jewzzard will make a single-player game that has something to do with the lore.
Only thing I hate more is retards who say Reaper is black.
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>>337440715
Hanzo is good pretty much good for bad players, just saying.
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>>337440397
>>337440636
Tracer and... another Tracer?
Soldiers 76 through 81?
Zarya and pretty much anyone she can get her big burly arms around?
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>>337440786
I realise that, it was just a joke about how the whole thing is cartoony and teen friendly

>>337440763
t h i s
h
i
s
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>>337440763
>default skin makes her looks like a robot from the neck down
>all other skins (other than the Mech themed ones) make it seem like her limbs are connected
When will Blizzard fix this?
>>337440871
Soldier 76 is a lone wolf who don't need no woman
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>>337440763
Do any of the other women have glossy lips?

Because holy shit Pharah is uncomfortably alluring.
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>>337440647
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RonPDd8VgM
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>rated T for Teen
>one of the CGI trailers shows three security guards getting shot in the fucking head

i don't know why that made me laugh
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>>337440919
>he never played on an entire team of WE'RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW and steamrolled the payload without stopping
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>>337440963
The best strategy in the game is to play 6 of the same hero.
Prove me wrong.
Protip:You fucking can't
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>>337438493
Tracer isn't dickbait she's the least attractive girl in the game and she's also bland to play and irritating to hear.
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>>337440951
>Unlocked that skin in the beta
>It's gone again

On the other hand all I need is one good ult to get it back I guess
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>>337440945
Never really payed attention, pretty sure most do
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>>337439074
Someone is triggered
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>>337440945
I'd culturally enrich her womb
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>>337441006
>implying I didn't
>implying that stacking 6 of the same hero isn't the best strategy
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>>337441046
>W for Wumbo
what doe sit meant?!
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>>337441046
Maybe it just stands out on Pharah more because delicious brown
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>>337440814
>widowmaker which is literally just metzens fap-material

We all know that Metzen can only get off on coruption
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>>337441046
why is she so perfect
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>>337441098
her icon looks weird
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>>337441098
why is she darker in the hero select screen but lighter skinned in the HUD?
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>>337441098
>you will never have a polygamous marriage with Pharah and Mercy
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>>337441098
Are you prepared to live up to her career-minded lifestyle and the goddamn nightmare of meeting her mom?
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>>337436487
I've started saying this at my weeb friend and it makes him really mad.
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>>337440871
Tracer doesn't play well with others. She infiltrates on the sidelines. So either Tracer x Genji or Tracer x Reaper who does the same. I vote for Reaper because he likes to teleport it in from behind.

So if they disappear for a long time mid match, you know what is happening.
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>>337436870
This. Reaper gets laughed at for being an edgelord when Widowmaker is just as trash of a lazy trope concept ("le emotionless sniper, grapples above u, one shot one kill"). She just happens to be hot, so it's OK
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>>337440763
>you will never be 10 again and have an action figure like this
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TFW you will never hypnotize Widowmaker yourself.
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>>337440676
>thats rubbish, whats true is that mercy made the edgemaster
Her tech did but she didn't make him. When they spawn on teh same team they have dialogue

>Mercy: What happend to you!?
>Reaper:You tell me Doc
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>>337437075
tracer is fun yo
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>>337435861
That's objectively right

They're all bland waifus for normalfags.
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>>337441265
A female Reaper would be a top-tier waifu.
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>>337441014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DiCIzk6t2M
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>>337441275
A Pharah action figure would be the sickest shit.

If she ever gets a proper scale figure I am buying that shit so fast your head will spin.
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>>337440119
Well they are best for a reason.
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>>337441098
>>337441228
>Eye of Horus on daughter
>Eye of Ra on the mother

This is nice attention to detail
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>>337441254
Double Tracer is the competitive meta for KotH
It's genuinely infuriating to play against
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>>337441342
i'll pay you to hot glue it
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>>337440763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yau8nHOXhug
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>>337435089
>Mei

Hahahahaha no

The other 3 are equal but /v/ is the only one that likes Mei because you're all forcing the meme and posting shitty tumblr sketches of her.

Worst character. Tracer should throw a sticky bomb at one of Mei's chins
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>>337441361
Never ever
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>>337441223
>implying they'd want one with anybody
Kys D.va
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Daily reminder that this is the canon skin for Pharah, like the Overgrown skin is canon for Bastion
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>>337441354
might wanna change the color of the mouth and skin, it makes it look like she has a fat chin
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>>337441348
Man I need to see more of Pharah with her hair down
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>>337439074
>Nigger

Dude what?

Lucio is a dark skinned fella from Brazil.
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>>337441412
Pharah is an Egyptian and wouldn't mind. Mercy would need some convincing, though.
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>>337441430
It's not the "canon" skin. It's the "origins" skin. It's Pharah when she was a lieutenant or whatever
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>>337441342
If they make one, the jet engines should be able to split in half like they do in-game
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>>337441430
All of Pharah's skins are so godlike

Feels good man. Do the origin skins get different color variations?
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>>337441430
I hate the helmet she has for it, makes her look like Master Chief. But whatever, it's a first person game.
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11 more days
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>>337438521
Jesus fucking christ, that text literally reads like this, it was terrible.

Are Blizzard hiring 14 year olds to write their character backstories now?
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id fuck roadhog. i dont know what you fags are on about
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>having a waifu
>when Reinhardt exists

nobody's that straight, anon
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tracer feels really forced like one of those completely 2 dimensional mascot cartoon animals from the 90s
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>>337441521
Nah, just one colour

Still worth it though.
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>>337441506
>putting together a Pharah gunpla
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>>337441496
Look at the Helix Security logo on her suit. She didn't have a suit like this until she joined Helix. Why would a giant security firm not brand their own shit? Just like Bastion, her default skin isn't canon.
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>>337441357
At least multiple Tracer is lore friendly.
>T rewinds time and molests herself in the past
>does it again multiple times
>mind blowing orgasm by a dozen hands
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>>337441496
>lieutenant or whatever
You mean while she was/is working for Helix before Winston did a recall.
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>>337441545
He's a big guy.
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>>337436312
>femme fatale
>spunky, fizzy young girl
>nurse
>kawaii animu

Please. The only waifu who's not for normies is Zarya.
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>>337441545
No you would not, because I would be too busy fucking him.
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>>337441534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EyP8PUS41Y
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>>337441216
Lighting differences. Her skin color in the hero select is her actual, official rendering.
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>>337441545
junk rat isn't that big.
he's hungry skel
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>>337441602
Pharah is weird because she was never actually a member of Overwatch.
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>>337441386
>Not full size

why anon

just give us our promotions
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>>337441628

Need sauce on that
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Why do people have so much trouble understanding that Mei is just wearing really think clothing?
If she were as thick as people depicted her without clothes on, her clothing in game would be fucking huge.
I wouldn't doubt that she's pretty average underneath.
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>>337441228
>and the goddamn nightmare of meeting her mom?
Can't be that bad, why I'm sure that her mom is also looking for some young meat to make her feel young again.

Ara ara
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>>337441617
I'd like Zarya if her hair wasn't fucking pink
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>>337441659
Neither was Widowmaker or Bastion.
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>>337441610
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>>337441168
It's insane how it's in damn near every Blizzard property written by him, and prominently so. It's almost as bad as Chris Claremont (former X-men writer) and his blatant obsession with Storm.
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>>337440824
>Black

But his name is fucking Gabriel Reyes.

But you know what is funny?

He's listed as being from America and not Mexico.

HE'S A FUCKING CHICANO WHO HAS NEVER GONE TO MEXICO AND CALLS HIMSELF MEXICAN.
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>>337441707
why i like the polar skin.
hides her stupid hair
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>>337441723
this is pretty funny
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>my e-pals know i'm into chubby girls now because i can't stop talking about mei

How do I live with myself? She's not even that fat but they're all into collarbones and armpits!
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>>337441707
>bla bla I'm a huge faget bla bla bla

Cool
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>>337441430
Where do all the missiles come out of?
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>>337441659
That is true, but going by the fact that it's called Security chief, it's safe to say it's from/during her Helix days since they're the ones that originally gave her the suit. Now I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to imagine Helix brokering a deal with Winston so that he could use Overwatch's remaining resources to make Pharah's suit sleeker and turn it into the default skin.
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>>337441684
Pharah's interaction quotes with the older Overwatch members tells a story that being in the same room with Pharah and her mom would be awful. Before even talking about being in that situation while being Pharah's prospective partner.
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>>337441729
When has he called himself Mexican?
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>>337441681

Average in American maybe

She thicc
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>>337441684
Well I hope you like foxes, anon.
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>>337441723
i never got why this became a meme
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>not playing as history's greatest hero, Reinhardt Wilhelm

JUSTICE WILL BE DONE
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>>337441729
>HE'S A FUCKING CHICANO WHO HAS NEVER GONE TO MEXICO AND CALLS HIMSELF MEXICAN.
I'm sure that there are plenty of Lations in the US who are doing the same right now
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>>337441791
Did she actually join Winstons revived Overwatch? I thought she still works for Helix and guards the Temple of Anubis.
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>>337441871
I'm curious if there are any particular patriotic Germans whose dicks become uncontrollably hard with this skin.
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>>337441674
Don't remember the source, found it on tumblr after searching Roadhog with adult images enabled.
But here.
http://imgur.com/IQIGeeh
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>>337441659
Her mom was in Overwatch, and then it shut down right before she could join so she joined a PMC instead, hence the private security armor in her Origins skin.

The cinematics seem to set up the timeline so that the current version of the world (i.e., where the gameplay is kind of sort of set in) is that Winston re-activated Overwatch so former agents and new agents are working together again. So... she's got blue and gold armor now since she's kind of sort of part of Nu-Overwatch even though she never got to join the real deal.
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>>337441857
I do, but what are you implying?
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>>337441871
>using that skin and not Lionhardt or Stonehardt
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>>337441819
One of the comics mentions it, iirc.

He was born in LA.

>>337441886
Yeah, that's what chicanos are.
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>mercy is far and away the best waifu but only has like 5 good pics of her

why
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>>337441905
Probably? It's complicated since the game and lore gives the feeling that everyone that would join overwatch is already on board to a degree by the time the game rolls around.
So if anything, she's like Mei, In that she'll help if/when she can but she didn't drop everything.
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>>337441983
I know he's a Mexican-American, but I don't remember him calling himself Mexican. Anyway, Americans usually call themselves whatever their hurritage is. There are tons of Americans who call themselves Irish despite not actually being from Ireland.
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>>337441858
Because the acting is just so fucking bad that it became funny
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>>337441970
Ana's pushing 60.
She may or may not have also gotten the Genji treatment.
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>>337442016
I have a hard time believing that.
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Game would be better if all the girls were lolis
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>>337442057
I know, it's just funny to me.

Mexicans fucking love edgy characters, okay?

Reaper being a chicano makes it even better.

He's basically a Mexican-American who wants to be Mexican so badly he's become our favorite kind of character.
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>>337442108
>Ana's pushing 60.
So a GILF? I can work with that
>She may or may not have also gotten the Genji treatment.
Now that might complicate things
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>>337441858

Because the dark knight rises or whatever the fuck it was called was a super hyped and well received movie that opened with one a scene full of weird and awkward subtleties. Seriously, rewatch the opening scene three or four times, every time you watch it you will discover some sly awkward piece that just makes you go wtf. The cherry on top is the fact that Bane's voice is dubbed in because his original audio was indecipherable.
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>>337441951

Thanks
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