Horus did literally nothing wrong.
- Home
- Board: /v/ - Video Games
- Reading: Horus did literally nothing wrong.
Horus did literally nothing wrong.
>>337379640
Warhammer threads are /v/ staple.
>>337379269
>He betrayed his father
>He turned half of his siblings against his father and the other siblings
>He turned to worship of the chaos gods
>He murdered his brother Sanguinius
>He grievously injured his father
>He murdered a whole lot of mankind in the process
Yeah, definitely did nothing wrong, at all.
>>337379750
To be fair, Emprah's dickishness directly and non-directly led to 2-3 primarchs jumping the ship and Horus didn't have to do jack.
>>337379750
Eat a dick.
Neither the Emperor or Malcador blame Horus. Magnus is the one they blame the most beause he fucked them over more than Horus.
>>337379918
Everything the Emperor does is for the greater good.
Daily reminder that the Empecuck is literally dead and the Imperium worships a skelton on a chair.
>>337379269
Horus did everything wrong, Heretic. The murders of Sanguinius, the corruption of half the Astartes, the crippling of the God Emperor of Mankind, his accursed Heresy, so many crimes that still taint the Imperium to this very day.
When will they revive the emprah?
>>337379918
Didn't he just want to make an imperial webway that would unite mankind together?
My pre-heresy fluff knowledge is questionable at best
>>337380405
Yes, that was the plan. A safe and fast warp travel network.
>>337379918
I think Emperor was just very aloof and didn't know how to be a father to a bunch of grown men he never really knew. And I suspect Primarchs had daddy issues through the roof.
>>337380405
Too much shit to list off the top of my head, suffice to say Empra is a dick.
I haven't read any of Horus Heresy books though, so I have no clue just how much shit they've retconned already
>>337379269
You can always read the Horus Heresy series. You know, all 34 currently existing novels - not counting novellas. Because GW is actually getting away with it.
>tfw you'll never cuddle with pre-heresy fulgrim
Why bother living?
>>337379269
>Emperor so close to completing webway so humanity doesn't have to get fucked over by warp storms again if shit goes bad and also helps everyone get places faster
>Fukk u daddy, y don't u love me, it's scary crusading all by myself for the first time!
>I'm gonna go join Chaos, that'll show you ;_;
I hate every Chaos Primarch
>>337381001
>I hate every Chaos Primarch
Fulgrim was the most interesting IMO.
>>337379925
Poor Magnus though, he definitely had good intentions and ended up being the one fucked in the ass by pretty much everyone else.
>>337379640
While you're right, it's better to just let it happen.
So wait, what happened after humanity started doing space travel?
>>337381249
The Space Race started between USA and Russia
>>337380745
They retconned that the reason why Big-E was so quiet and secret about the webway project was because if it became public, astropath houses, which are vital to the continued existence of IoM, would throw a massive shitfest and threaten the mankind's survival as a species. One of the few good retcons.
>>337379925
see
>>337381148
Magnus literally didn't do anything wrong. All the mistakes he made, he made for his sons.
>>337379918
>>337380562
>I HATE YOU DAD!
>YOU ONLY GIVE ATTENTION TO HORUS, ROBOUTE AND SANGUINIUS!
>I WISH YOU WERE DEAD! *Slams warp-drive*
Man, I don't blame the Emprah for how shit he handled it all, imagine having 20+ sons to look after.
>>337381249
Humanity didn't do galaxy scale space travel for a very long time because of Warp storms surrounding the Earth. Then they set colonies on countless planets and the Emprah crusaded to unify them (and to recover the lost primarchs).
>>337379269
YOUR EMPEROR IS DEATH! YOU ARE FOLLOWING A DEAD GOD!
who /acceptstheprimordialtruth/ here?
>>337381541
>Warp storms
>recover the lost primarchs
I see I see. What does that mean though?
>>337381705
IT'S TOO LATE ANON! ACCEPT OUR FATE.
>>337381704
>>337381484
Well, he did think that listening to some random voice helping him breaking into the Emperor's Palace was a good idea.
>>337381779
The incubation pods got lost during a warp storm, causing all of them to land on different planets. The Emperor had to find his primarchs, one by one.
>>337381529
>Fucking adult men can't get over the fact daddy doesn't call them
Anyone here gonna murder their father because he sent us to college
>>337381830
That was because he wanted to warn the Emperor about the forces of Chaos. He had to do it immediately and that's why he did a dumb.
>>337381513
>>337381612
>>337381704
What's going on here?
>>337381779
the Warp is like another dimension that's parallel to ours and can be used for space travel. The problem is that it houses all sorts of cosmical horrors. A Warp storm is basically a localized storm that makes space travel nigh-impossible.
The primarchs are a few super-humans that the Emperor created out of his own DNA to be his leaders. Their pods were stolen by the Chaos gods and spread throughout the Galaxy.
>>337381948
But he's too busy to talk to me because he's working on the cure to cancer
Fucking asshole.
>>337379269
One day Emperor is going to wake up and wonder what the fuck happened in the last ten thousand years.
I played Space Marine.
When is the sequel coming out?
>>337379269
Wrong, anyone who stands before the Emperor must be destroyed.
>>337381779
the warp is basically another dimension used for FTL travel, but its also full of dickheads. travelling through warp storms is like tring to row a dinghy up a waterfall.
the primarchs are the emperors sons who got stolen and spread across the galaxy.
>>337382228
The codex astartes does not approve of the creation of its sequel
>Pre-Emperor Imeperium is a galaxy spanning empire bigger than the Imperium today
>Gets shit over because the Eldar fucked too much and created warp storms
>Right before these warp storms, the Eldar had a galaxy spanning empire bigger than the Imperium today
>Eldar and Humans both had galaxy spanning empires at the same time
Explain
>>337382228
>sequel
We can all dream
>Emperor is a brown skinned Anatolian
>All his cloned sons are white
explain this.
>>>/tg/
Back to your containment board. Take your meme Reddit garbage elsewhere. 40k is a shit universe for children.
>>337380978
>cuddling
>>337382447
The galaxy's a big place. I don't think anyone really knows who had the biggest dic.. I mean empire.
>>337379269
I'm reading horus rising right now, obviously I know Horus is going to turn to chaos but I have no fucking idea how the hell they're going to explain the reason for that.
>>337382486
He only implemented part of his DNA in his sons. He also other DNA, like wolf DNA for Russ. Lorgar is the only one who remotely looks like him, brown skin included.
Daily reminder that if the Emperor hadn't publicly humiliated Lorgar and had his city - still filled with civilians - razed to the ground just because he worshipped him then the Horus Heresy never would have happened.
It's literally the GEoM's fault.
>>337382486
>Emperor
>Brown skin
He has gold skinlike Trump
>>337382531
There's nothing impure about that platonic act. It's the purest expression of true brotherly love.
>>337382228
>>337382401
>>337382459
Relic planned 2 sequels. They admitted this in interviews.
Since Relic is now owned by SEGA, it's likely to be revived if DoW3 sells.
>>337382523
(You)
>>337382401
>The codex astartes does not approve of the creation of its sequel
Why though? It was really fucking fun despite being easy and short as fuck.
>muh heresy
Captain Titus did nothing wrong
40k is the MLP of /tg/.
>>337382178
I am not big into the fluff but wasn't the emperor a big atheist? He would be a bit buffeld seeing an ever decaying society pray to him...
>>337381529
Big E really fucked over angron and lorgar.
>kidnapped angron and denied him revenge on the slavers who held him captive. Did fuck all about he butchers nails.
>smites one of lorgars cities to dust because he thought it was the best way to tell him hes not a god.
>>337379269
Alpharius did nothing wrong.
>>337381743
>Hurr durr, I'm Lorgar, I can't function properly without a religion, may as well pray to 4 literally Satans, derp duh doo!
Fuckin Lorgar.
>>337382447
Both accounts are pretty vague and it depends on what faction you really like. The other faction of course then had never any real foothold on the galaxy and is total shit!
>>337382447
You've got the timeline wrong, Slanesh was born long before mankind reached the stars.
The age of strife came about because the iron men (read: the robots who did all the work) rebelled and the eye of terror randomly shit out some storms (read: tzeentch probably arranged it) around the same time.
>>337382720
The Emperor is indeed atheist. Space Marine chapters follow properly his teachings and don't see him as a God, just their grandpa who also happens to be immortal and tremendously powerful and kind.
>>337382649
First cuddling
Then kissing
Then frottage
Then 40 tentacles and 3 subwoofers in your now echochamber anus
>>337382523
40k threads have been with /v/ since it's inception.
They are also some of the best quality threads.
Not to mention, there are plenty of 40k games, that have either been released, or are out soon.
So on behalf of OP, do us all a favour and fuck right off.
>>337382720
To accomplish the eradication of Chaos, he had to be. He figured that if no one believed in gods, then no one would worship them. Chaos would then be destroyed and would be a happy ending.
>>337382760
yea na m8 Lorgar was a pussy ass bitch who thought following a slug chaos thing was a good idea
>>337382878
What's not to love then?
>>337382837
I love that robot rebellion gets only a footnote in W40k history.
>Ciaphais Cain is STILL the only fucking 40k work to advance beyond the current timeframe
>>337382946
*BLAM*
>>337381948
>im going to create 20 sons and give each of them one dominant aspect from myself
>like this guy i'll give my anger to, im sure he will be a level headed leader of men
>this one i'll give my lust for arcane knowledge, im sure he wont try learning about the dangerous stuff i dont warn him about
>this one i'll give my unyielding ambition, im sure he'll be happy being my second in command
>>337382523
Okay. So
Who wants to talk about the video game Warhammer 40k: Deathwing?
Or the video game Total War: Warhammer, out in 2 weeks?
Happy now?
>>337383000
And it was a galaxy-spanning one at that.
>>337383019
Because GW is allergic to actually advancing that timeline. They did with Fantasy and it didn't exactly work out.
>>337382924
And everybody forgot his "teachings" when he was wounded ?
I know nothing about this shit, but it looks cool. How does one get into Warhammer 40K? What should I read?
>>337382929
That doesnt change the fact the emporer screwed him over. He was perfectly happy thinking that a magic superhuman was a god.
>>337381249
40k borrows a bit from Dune. Basically humanity got really good at technology and began space travel and colonized a bunch of worlds. Then we created AI which became known as the Men of Iron which started a massive war with us and fucked us. We won the war but lost a lot of our tech and then the God Emperah revealed himself and told us to never make AI again.
After that technology became all "knighty" and decadent but also stagnant and unimproving as a bunch of machine cult fags on mars worshipped blueprints like holy scripture and no one improves the technology.
This is simply an excuse for 40k technology to never improve based the advanced-yet-primitive junk you see, like how Orcs have their technical knowledge hard coded into their DNA.
Anyway, I might be wrong about when the Emperah revealed himself, I can't remember if he was the global leader during the dark age of technology or after.
>>337383074
I'm laughing at your post, but Emps did nothing to their personalities.
Angron was angry because he was surgically altered to only feel rage by slavers, but eveeyone else just grew up in their own way.
>>337383086
god damn am I hyped for total warhammer
i hope its good
>>337383019
Are they still on the 13th Black Crusade?
>>337382913
>They are also some of the best quality threads.
LOL
You are one delusional Redditor. 40k threads are nothing but memespewing garbage. No 40k video games are being discussed either. This is a /tg/ thread and you need to go back to your containment board. Or maybe I should just blend in or use language you can understand.
LE HERESY XD
FOR LE EMPEROR XD
CHAOOOOS
ORKS ARE MADE FOR ROKIN' XDDDD
40k is a garbage universe. It's a joke that people pretended to like and now Redditfags like yourself think it's unironically cool. Basically, you're a ponyfag. If you could go away, that would be cool. Or at least like something that isn't garbage.
>>337383189
Not really. Keep in mind that 10k years is a lot of time. And religion is a really useful tool to get someone to do what you want.
>>337383086
>>337383086
They both look so fucking good. I wish I had a PC to run them, because I've always wanted to play a Deathwing vidya.
>>337383140
What're you talking about? Age of Sigmar is universally loved!
>>337383074
For each good trait there is an excessive and potentially harmful trait. Yearning for arcane knowledge also means intellectual curiosity. Anger is fueled by righteous passion. Ambition is a necessary step for greatness. I don't see anyone complaining about the loyalist yet flawed primarchs.
>>337383189
As the Emperor became unconscious, other political entities swept in to fill in the power vacuum. The entire power of the Ecclesiarchy relies on misunderstanding his teachings.
>>337383189
Pretty much.
After a couple thousand years of the Big E not being able to stop people being retards, people began worshiping him as a god
>>337383224
>How does one get into Warhammer 40K?
You don't, just read the threads and start spouting the same stupid shit that these skeleton worshipers post.
>>337383285
I wonder who could be behind this post
>>337383224
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Marines
Click any and all links that look interesting to you, and you will eventually come to know enough to at least carry conversations and form opinions on the setting.
>>337382610
Does the Emperah even give women the D?
>>337383224
Check out wiki articles (1d4chan, Lexicanum) about The Emperor, Primarchs and Space Marines. Play Dawn of War, read the Eisenhorn/Ravenor/Horus Heresy books.
You know does living in an Agri-world mean you don't go hungry?
>>337383402
>>337383447
>Memes
Epic for the win.
>>337383000
Because they didn't want the Dune reference to be too strong, Although even the Boolean Jihad is sort of a mysterious foot note of implications unless you read the post death dunes.
>>337383486
Thousands of planets live in peace and have perfectly content populations. The problem is that a million other worlds are directly threatened by chaos/orks/eldars/internal bickering/necrons/tyranid hive fleets
>>337383486
In the nicer ones? Probably.
Well defended Agriworlds are probably the safest place to live in the galaxy, short of Holy Terra itself.
>>337383486
I assume so, but the trade-off you do nothing but farming all day erry day. You're the bread basket of the Imperium, but that's not easy life. I mean sure, compared to living on death worlds or in hive cities sure but you're indentured for life and no one recruits for Imperial Guard from Agri worlds so you don't even have that as a way out.
>>337383486
Not necessarily. Most of the food produced on Agri-worlds isn't for local use.
>>337383701
Honestly a life of high-tech farmwork sounds like a fair trade for safety in the 40k universe
>>337383625
>Boolean Jihad
Butlerian.
>>337383768
>high-tech farmwork
You realize this is W40k, right? It's probably millions of people tilling the fields by hand.
>>337383768
>>337383845
Depend of the state of the world.
Some world are still in a feudal age, other at like gun powder age, some where humans still live in caves, all that jazz.
>>337383468
He did and had sons called Sensei.
May have been retconned though.
>>337383140
thats mostly because they were keen to get rid of fantasy and replace it with age of shillmar.
>dawn of war 3 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kub5vOaT0V8
hype
>read lore from warhammer fantasy
>chaos showed up
>destroyed the world
>the end
>read 40k lore
>god emperor is almighty
>gets fucked up by his son
>is now a vegetable
>the end
jesus christ
Friendly reminder that Tau are the only "good guys" in War 40k and that humans are a plague on the galaxy.
>>337383845
>living on a feudal world
Check this barbarian. How does it feel to not have electricity and clean water?
>>337383529
What force of chaos would shitposting be governed by? You seem upset, so I say Khorne.
>>337383845
Even then, it's better than being fucked by Slaaneshi cults or disemboweled by Nids.
This is something I've always wanted to ask. Is there a book or article that describes how the Imperium deals with the 40k tier crazy shit that is space weather?
How does the Imperium deal with Comets, Asteroids, planets crashing into each other, planets flying out of orbit into their suns, supernovas,SUPER MASSIVE BLACK HOLESetc.
>>337380978
I really don't like that he turned traitor. He was literally "the human body is perfection" personified and every one of his marines were beautiful.
A rose that wilted into mud.
Anyone here read Pariah yet?
>>337383996
t. retard who completely misses the point of both the Taus and 40k.
>>337383845
Agricultural worlds based on their description really aren't that bad.
There are also paradise worlds that serve as vacation spots for the higher ups that live up to their names.
>>337383701
>no one recruits for Imperial Guard from Agri worlds
Actually they do, recruits are mostly bored sons of farmers who want to try something new and actually bought into Imperial propaganda.
>>337384057
>>How does the Imperium deal with Comets, Asteroids, planets crashing into each other, planets flying out of orbit into their suns, supernovas,SUPER MASSIVE BLACK HOLES
Those are phenomenons that happen on a scale of millions of years. The most annoying stuff to deal with is probably global warming, solar flares that fuck up spaceships without shields and probably the random meteors striking planets every now and then.
Where exactly do the Tau tech and power stand next other factions in W40k?
>>337384057
Blow it up, blow it up, evacuate the planet or it's happening at such a slow pace that they could give less of a damn.
Space is so massive you wouldn't really notice much.
>emperor is literally the only reason humans still exist
when will he die
>>337383468
yes
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Sensei
>>337383393
didnt even take that long, at the time of the HH the lectitio divinitatus was being circulated and cults worshipping the emperor were popping up all over the place.
>>337383086
been playing the fuck out of battlefleet gothic: armarda, love me some space battles
>>337384057
Supernovas and black holes are probably just avoided like plague. Not like they have the technology to undo a black hole or reverse the supernovacification.
>>337384057
By sacrificing things to the throne, probably. But how do the deal with theGLACIERS MELTING IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
>>337383996
>Tau
>about to bring forth a chaos god AI hybrid
>good guys
>>337383383
>The entire power of the Ecclesiarchy relies on misunderstanding his teachings.
I love that part so much
>The Ecclesiarchy cannot maintain any "men under arms."
Then lets just get women to do it, see, its all according to the teachings.
>>337384350
>Tech
Good firepower and army equipment in general, due to the fact they have very, very few soldiers to equip compared to other factions. On this map, the Tau Empire is contained within the Ultramar sector (under control of Ultramarines). The Tau "Empire" is smaller than a Space Marine single Chapter's domain. They're pretty much irrelevant, despite what annoying weeaboos want to tell you.
>>337384350
They seem to embrace tech a lot more, considering their only real threat is their weaponry and tactics. I'd say they utilize tech more than any other race simply because they have no splicing or crazy spirit powers or WAAAGH, etc...
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR DUTY AND RAMMED A CHAOS SHIP INTO OBLIVION TODAY?
>>337383248
I thought that Big E did some techs and that this whole stagnation and decaying of knowledge started with his ascending to potato status.
>>337384606
>Three hive fleet are converging towards the tau systems
Feels good man. Finally those irrelevant xenos can be crushed into oblivion.
>>337384350
infantry firepower is high.
titan tier firepower, absolutely pathetic.
regular tau weapons are equivelant to imperial plasma guns, the imperium's heavy infantry killer. theyre more stable too.
But it takes several of the heaviest Tau ground unit to take down even a single Titan.
Their fleet is also relatively really small and arent very capable of dealing with shit like boarding should the enemy actually be able to get close enough.
As far as scale, they are tiny. Their empire is about as big as the realm of Ultramar, the worlds under the Ultramarine's protection.
>>337383996
>caste system
>"first amongst equals" mentality ala Animal Farm
>Hopeless naivety in their dealings with other species.
>Pretending to be anything more than an Eldar lab experiment to make the Imperium upset.
They mask their evil under the guise of "doing good", much like cultural marxists.
Name your three favourite Primarchs
>Magnus
>Sanguinius
>Vulkan
>>337380294
>posts a fucking Heretic in response
What is wrong with your ass?
>>337384752
Yes, but I think the core reason is the machine faggots that worship the void dragon have dogmatic worship of blue prints they aren't allowed to change.
>>337383845
>40k imperium of man
>High-tech
Here's a venerable Standard Template Construct.
DO NOT COPY
>>337384073
I fucking loved it, and I'm hoping new GW management lets San publish the rest sooner.
>>337384972
Sanguinius
Fulgrim
Russ
>>337384974
>Eisenhorn
>Heretic
I'll fuck you up IRL.
Remember; good guys always die first in W40k.
>>337384057
this >>337384213
Calth's sun would start giving off a ton of radiation every 15 or so years so the population just built a load of underground stuff and would wait it out.
>>337383768
your average agri-world dweller wouldnt know anything about all the stuff the imperium is fighting against beyond propaganda
>>337384350
There are more humans on ONE Imperial Hive world than there are Tau in the entire universe.
And there are Millions(billions?) of human worlds.
>>337384567
huh?
>be at a figurines shop
>want to buy a box of warhammer fantasy for some chill painting
>fag tells me that warhammer fantasy doesnt exist anymore and that its now called age of sigmar
>get flustered buy a box of 40k instead
>kinda hate how grimdark everything is
>read up on age of sigmar
>it seems really fun and accessable, casual fun
>people apparantly hate it
So nobody actually plays age of sigmar, right?
>>337385432
>So nobody actually plays age of sigmar, right?
Not really no.
What do you dislike about 40k?
>>337383996
Oh god you're back again
>>337385353
the drones they use have basic AI, but they have been linking them together to get more processing power out of them. theyre going to link up too many and create a genuine, self aware AI. Without an organic component to protect it from the Warp. (like Servitors do)
they're going to see a daemonic posession of a network of a massive number of drones, and it'll be nearly impossible to kill it since the Tau use those same drones to contruct the factories that build more drones.
>>337385432
It's a game that sets itself up so no one really wants to play it except maybe once or twice for shits and giggles on its ridiculous new "rules". Also, no army cap is mind boggling.
>>337383285
friendly reminder that this and all neo-/v/ fags are so obsessed with being ironic that they actually look down on people who don't shitpost
jesus christ
>>337383379
Did somebody say artefact?
>>337385432
It's not so much that we hate AoS.
It's that we hate GW for killing off original WHFB to make way for their warmahordes ripoff, when we've spent like 10-20 years building and collecting Warhammer Fantasy armies.
>>337384972
>Magnus
>Ferrus Manus
>Angron
>>337383285
Even Khorn isn't that mad.
You need to think about your life decisions, Anon.
>>337385432
age of sigmar isnt just bad because it simplified the game, it blatently targets a different audience and left its old fanbase in the dust. But it also completely changed everything about fantasy. Dorfs arent dorfy, theyre some kind of native south/central american thing.
All humans are now spess mehreens because spess mehreens sell better than any of their other lines, etc.
Even if people like the change of rules (which I dont think they do) they dont like what they did to the world of fantasy. Its much more something Blizzard would put out. Whether its bad or not isnt really relevant because its just not what the fanbase wanted.
>>337385232
I love how their current fate is all up in the air.
They could be completely annihilated and wiped out by the hive fleet.
Or they could survive and make a triumphant return to glory when their penance crusade is finally over.
I really, REALLY hope they make it through somehow, They've been through so much shit it wouldn't be fair to just let them die like dogs. They deserve better than that.
For every altruistic good deed they do, they get to deal with the worst luck imaginable x1000 afterwards.
>>337385519
I dont know much about how it plays, i mostly dislike how dark and edgy everything is. I just wanna play the good guys, but there arent any.
>inb4 tau
I like them as a faction, but their soldiers lokk a bit like robots.
>>337384735
I HAVEN'T PLAYED IT IN A FEW DAYS
I'LL RAM TWO[LOYALIST/spoiler] SHIPS TO MAKE UP FOR IT
>>337384972
Perturabo
Rogal Dorn
Lorgar
>>337379269
Horus was mad because he was bald and couldn't live with it. He wanted to be fabulous like Fulgrim.
>>337385637
>no army cap
YOU FUCK WOT!?!
>>337385791
The silly rules are what turned me off it.
I shouldn't need to colour-coordinate my outfit and bring a bottle of wine if I want to properly field my Slaneesh units in a certain world, god fucking dammit.
>>337385854
Taus are deluded irrelevant useful idiots who think they're the good guys, don't buy into their shit. Nurgle, despite being a Chaos god, is the nicest entity there is in 40k after the Emperor. He genuinely cares about his cultist and eases the pain of whoever suffers in this universe.
>>337385073
>turns traitor
>turns his best and most loyal friend turned into a Daemonhost
>turns another acolyte into a Daemonhost before that
>allows himself to become corrupted by Chaos and a willingness do to anything to get the job done
He's a fuckin' heretic.
>>337384909
>regular tau weapons are equivelant to imperial plasma guns, the imperium's heavy infantry killer. theyre more stable too.
Nope, Tau plasma rifle are more stable but are less powerfull than their imperial equivalent.
>But it takes several of the heaviest Tau ground unit to take down even a single Titan.
Manta. Tiger Shark.
But yeah they generally have an hard time dealing with them.
>titan tier firepower, absolutely pathetic.
They're getting there.
KX139 Ta'Unar Supremacy Armour
>>337385890
FUCK YOU FUCKING PRETTY MARINE
I'LL STICK MY BOOT UP YOUR SPARKLED ASS
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>337386018
>turns another acolyte into a Daemonhost before that
To stop a fucking Chaos Titan.
>turns his best and most loyal friend turned into a Daemonhost
After Fischig shot Eisenhorn TWICE.
>allows himself to become corrupted by Chaos and a willingness do to anything to get the job done
He's a radical, not a heretic. He only serves the Golden Throne, to the bitter end.
>>337385997
Basically bring what ever the fuck you want but there's a rule of you outnumber your opponent by 3 - 1 they can roll to get an automatic win
>>337384752
>>337385030
it got a lot worse as during the horus heresy a load of the AdMech joined horus and unleashed demonic computer viruses into pretty much all the factories, causing tons of info to be lost. Its why they are so excited to find blueprints offworld as theyre less likely to have been corrupted
>>337386018
>allows himself to become corrupted by Chaos and a willingness do to anything to get the job done
isnt that what inquisitors are for, though?
>>337386008
Cegorach is the confirmed nicest god. He does basically nothing bad to his followers, doesn't "gift" them space aids and fights for the souls of his disciples.
>>337385637
>>337385791
>>337385709
Imo age of sigmar would be great as a warhammer fantasy light game for children or new players.
>dont have to spend much for your first game
>short simple rulebook
>teaches you the fundamntals of tabletop gaming
Why they dont just released it along with keeping fantasy is beyond me. Although the sales guy has admitted that warhammer fantasy only sells like 20% of what 40k sells.
>>337386074
>Manta. Tiger Shark.
>ground units
>theyre getting there
but arent yet. so untill then, its not great.
>>337380978
>>337384063
His whole legion was basically fapping material women and faggots.
>>337379640
/v/ 40k discussion is awful please don't redirect them to /tg/
>>337386461
There's nothing wrong with having sex with guys Anon, you sound awfully insecure.
>>337386385
they would have to reserve some of their shelf space for the AoS line and compete with their own IP. They still have to set up that expensive-as-shit manufactoring line.
I understand why they did it, but they essentially told their old fanbase to fuck off and tried to pander to an audience that isnt really interested in the way they set up their rules.
>>337385854
If you want good guys just look into some of the "nicer" spess muhreen chapters.
Salamanders and Lamenters chapters are considered to be the only true good guys in the 40k universe
Tau as well, but their "greater good" has a huge shadow behind it etc.
Salamanders put huge weight on their family ties and good deeds etc.
While Lamenters do everything in their power to do the right thing and help the ones without power, even if it means their own deaths in the end. They are cursed with THE worst luck of anyone in the 40k universe. All of their stories are filled with tragic outcomes.
>>337386649
>forgetting the fact pic related is probably the most kind entity in the entire universe
>>337383996
hold on lads i got this
ahem
>CULTURAL EXCHANGE WITH DARK ELDAR
>LITERALLY OUTSMARTED BY ORKS
>OWNS LESS SPACE THAT ULTRAMAR
>>337386251
Great, lets throw balance right out the window.
That's like playing against some neckbeard that fields several titans when you have some tactical squads and bikes on the field.
>>337386461
There is nothing wrong with rubbing oil on your fellow battle brother.
>>337386812
But he's lost the plot.
>>337386649
The Blood Angels are pretty good too, when not flying into a psychotic rage.
The Dark Angels, Space Wolves, Ultramarines, and Blood Ravens also all kinda veer between 'good' and 'dick' depending on who's writing them.
>>337386858
Forgot the post battle celebration with necrons
>>337386649
I picked an imperial guard box, at least they look like they dont get off on being on the battlefield.
>>337386812
I think that's debatable. Yeah sure, he has the right idea for humanity, but it's clearly he's not really picky about means to accomplish his goals. He's just on such a level that he doesn't have to deal with petty shit and can instead play the megalomaniac and impose his will on the Imperium. Emperor never struck me as a particularity NICE guy.
truth
r
u
t
h
>>337383625
Fuck the Dune prequels. Fucking ruined Jihad.
I always assumed that it wasn't a literal war, just some religious movement that decided to get the fuck away from computers and AI.
RELEASE SPACE HULK ALREADY STREUM ON YOU CUNTS I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
>>337386812
I'd love to know about his younger days in the Unification Wars or maybe I should just watch Fist of The North Star.
>>337386918
Blood Ravens are literally the bestaquirerto ever exist.
>>337387117
Agreed
>>337384972
>Angron
>Leman Russ
>Ferrus Manus
>>337385048
Now we only have to find the STC for plastic, and STC for actually making lego!
>At least three worlds, a space marines chapter, two imperial destroyers and eleven billion civilian assets died to find a STC describing how to replace the fuse on a british plug.
>>337386918
I think it's funny that in a saner world Ultramarines would be the kind of chapter you always want around you. Yeah, they're boring and bland, but goddammit they do things by the book and are dependable for it.
>>337383996
Friendly reminder that the Tau may appear shiny and clean on the surface but deep down they are as self-serving and devious as any other faction.
Also the Tau are just one of like 500,000 similarly sized irrelevant galactic empires in the fluff anyway.
>>337387062
Well he IS right and he knows it. It's like if you're an RTS player, have a clear plan in mind. Suddenly, one of your units decides not to obey and disrupts your entire plan because large parts of your army follows them. You can't suffer that so you execute that unit. You don't even consider an irrelevant virtual unit, they're meaningless. That's how the Emperor feels, since he's born from the merging of thousands of psyker souls, his plan is the only way for Mankind to survive in the long run.
>>337381529
he should have created 3 father primarchs and 3 child primarch under each
emperor being the ultimate grandpa
>>337383996
>dumber than orks
>337385848
you just know they're gonna come out and manage to build up a tiny scout company before all their new boys get taken by slaaneshfags for delicious raep
>>337386649
>Salamanders and Lamenters chapters are considered to be the only true good guys in the 40k universe.
That's not how you spell Space Wolves, who have essentially played Captain America for the Imperium for the last 10k years.
Why was Chaos Gate so great /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx61xeDV_60
>>337387386
Comes with the territory when they're being mind-controlled by the Ethereals
Is there any video that explains completely explains the Horus Heresy?
>>337387016
imperial guard are great. I wish there was a larger variety of equipment available for them though. the standard cadian look is nice and all, but there's so much more neat stuff in their lore.
>>337384972
>No mention of Dalridius the Maligned, outcast primarch of the expunged legion.
Can I get some tips for playing SPEHS MUHREENS in Dawn of War 1? I know they should probably be really easy to play, but I always get a bit overwhelmed with options.
>>337387564
Read the lexicanum entries, they're good.
>>337386918
Oh yeah, them too definitely.
Ultramarines are good, but as in good by the book. Codex astartes, regulations etc. They are highly depenable, but horribly bland compared to everyone else, where their only flaw is that they are too damned perfect.
Blood Ravens tend to be nice, you just end up a with some random stuff missing all of a sudden when they leave
Space Wolves just wanna party all day
Dark Angels are basically dark and brooding crusaders repenting for their past mistakes by purging all evil and pledging their full allegiance to the emperor
Blood angels are the chapter that the Lamenters came from, but yeah, they suffer from the black rage so whenever they aren't going full blown berserk mode they are fairly kind and honorable.
>>337387564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ_WBEU9_e4
>>337386860
>>337386860
Yeah it's pretty fucked, bigger horde armies like Skaven that only have one wound get fucked by the tougher armies because you'll always outnumber em to compensate
Plus being able to ally any army together is pretty heretical
>>337387457
The voices are a bit meh IMO. Wish they went with deeper voices, sounds like a bunch of manlets chanting.
>>337384606
Why the fuck the Hive fleets didn't come from the other side of the Galaxy? The Tyranids and Chaos would just kill each others and leave the Imperium alone.
>>337387696
Spam scouts early game, get as many control points as possible. Marines are great, upgraded marines are better. Vehicles are stupidly powerful to crush the enemy, terminators are basically game enders. Apothecary + Chaplain give insane AoE regen so none of your marines die. Plasma guns vs tanky infantry, Missiles vs buildings and vehicles, chaingun against everything if you're not sure.
>>337387696
build tactical marines for shootan enemies
build assault marines to protect your ranged guys from getting caught in melee.
then DEEP STRIKE
Since BFG Armada's soundtrack is fairly forgettable, I put together a playlist on youtube, featuring DoW soundtracks, SoaSE stuff and imperium-themed songs : https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMi_cG4mCoCjKe-CBWUMknX-_bTZmOhzD
>>337387696
Vanilla? DC? SS?
Solo or multi?
>>337384780
dont worry the farsight colonies will ally with someone and continue without the greater good
>>337388150
>When the orbital strike hits the Tau orphanage just right
>>337384780
>Sanguinius looking incredibly cool and posing with a fucking daemon head in his hand
How fucking based can a single primarch be?
>>337387446
>>337388150
Why is Randy Orton a space marine?
>>337388007
Seems reasonable.
>>337388212
DC solo for now.
>>337383285
Yeah we gotta stay focused guys! Only threads about anime dating sims are allowed on /v!
>>337381806
Thank you anon, I have waited literally years to see this posted again.
>>337388281
>when the TechMarine "recovers" an ancient, "lost" artifact of the Dark Angels for the armoury
>>337387016
Imps are just normal humans, just another cog in the warmachine. Highly expendable compared to the superhuman warriors out there.
>"If you don't serve on the battlefield, then you will serve on the firing line"
etc.
There's plenty of good guardsmen companies, but there's also plenty of the grimdark ones.
Just go link surf the companies on the lexicanum or a wiki to learn more about them, there's an extreme variety to each of the companies, a lot of them taking direct inspiration to real life stuff.
My favorite being the 597th Regiment of the Valhallan Ice Warriors where Commisar Ciaphas Cain serves, probably the only Imperial commisar with fucking common sense and that actually cares for his men and women serving under him. The company itself is pretty neat as well, as its 2 regiments combined into one because they suffered to big of losses to recooperate, so they combined them into one. Catch is that they were one male only and a female only regiments, so lots of shenanigans there.
>>337387953
If we could trick the Nids into attacking the EoT, that'd be greeeeeeat.
Maybe have the Necrons corral them in there.
>>337387696
If DC and Soulstorm you have to keep in mind your heroes are the best and strongest thing in your army.
Attach Chaplain to Grey Knights to have an unkillable squad
Attach Force Commander to terminators and/or Librarian and have auras every FUCKING where. Also Librarian makes everyone literally unkillable for a short period of time which, the Chaplain boosts health Regen and FC boosts damage
There. Also orbital bombardments awhile at it.
>>337388473
>When you pop spirit stones like bubble wrap
>>337388532
>nids enter the eye of terror
>hivemind cant keep the hive imuune from chaos on their home turf
>chaos mutated and posessed tyranids
>>337380379
He'd be real fucking upset
>>337388648
>When the chainsaw hits the Tau warrior right between the armor joints
>>337387953
How would the Eye of Terror react to the full might of the Shadow in the Warp? Could the Nids save the galaxy from Chaos?
>>337388586
Alright, thanks.
>>337388807
When you shoot a lascannon at a Land Raider and roll double sixes
>>337388473
It would be a shame if somebody other then the Emperors Choosen would get their hands on such magnificent things!
>>337388807
>When the power sword cuts the Ork Warboss in half
>>337388767
obligatory bruva alfabusa link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuvHPr4BGk
>>337388379
>DC solo
Eldar are broken in DC so kill them ASAP.
Then go for Tau because they can get bullshit with their ranged weaponry and their stealthy shit. Get the bonus that allow you to start with a pre-built base and the bonus that allow you to attack twice in a turn, those are really broken.
Specialize your squad instead of giving them different heavy weapon.
Scout sniper rifle are good but they shouldn't be your main attack force, use them as fire support or for scouting and picking some isolated enemies.
Honor Guard are not so usefull and will mainly be used for capping.
Which chapter/legion has the best colour schemeand why is it pre-heresy world eaters
>>337388716
That or have nids be on the outskirt of EoT, delicious forever biomass.
is it true the elder created the eye of terror accidentally? like the craft world of ulthwe was so psychically decadent it imploded and then chaos?
>>337387446
This picture is missing the Forgebreaker, the thunderhammer of fucking Ferrus Manus and Perturabo, which the Bloody Magpies somehow get gifted to them
>>337389332
More like the entirety of the Eldar race lived the /d/ life too much, and then yes, birth of slaanesh.
>>337389332
Yup.
Literally orgied so hard that it made a god.
>>337389332
It was the collective emotions going out of control of several worlds. The center of their empire was where today is the Eye of Terror, where most Eldar lived.
>>337389241
Nids can't eat daemons, it makes them mutate into shapeless masses.
For every one of us who falls...
>>337379269
did i just hear "JOINING CHAOS"?
UH- OOOOOOH
![a49b86946e903c52485bd658f0d1ffb8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O2WVzrf.jpg "a49b86946e903c52485bd658f0d1ffb8[1]")
>>337389549
Ten more will take his place!
>>337389549
...a hundred more will take his place.
>>337389549
There are ten more tanks doing actual damage!
>>337386812
He isn't. He accepted the fact he was going to have to be a huge cunt to unite humanity millenia ago and stopped feeling sorry for anyone by 40k. He's an eternally suffering host of thousands of psykers desperately trying to protect millions of worlds and trillions of humans. Fuck other people and their problems. They aint shit
>>337389662
SMASH IT
Out of all the factions, who has your favourite slogan?
Mine is the Lamenter's.
>"For those we cherish, we die in glory!"
>>337389332
the core worlds of the eldar empire was what became the EoT. They were into all kinds of depraved shit and the psychic reflecion of it in the warp created slaanesh, and the creation of a new god caused the warp to rupture into real space creating the EoT.
Craftworlds that survived were far from the main eldar empire at the time because they saw shome shit was going to go down or got lucky
>>337384780
Don't forget the Ork Waaagh and an awakening Necron Dynasty next door.
>>337386554
/v/ has better threads and knows more about Warhammer in general than those nerds at /tg/.
>>337389332
Pretty much.
Here's the dividens for post-Slaneesh birth universe:
Craftworld Eldar: eldar who packed their shit up and left. Most common Eldar left in the Galaxy. about 10% of Eldar are them.
Harlequins: Basically Space pirates. 5-8% are them.
Dark Eldar: eldar that evacced the eye of terror, but because learning lessons is for fags they're still super evil. Got a cool city, though. About 3-4% of the Eldar left are them.
And then there's the misc. 5~%, and whatever is left is what was consumed by the Eye of Terror.
>>337379269
Jesus, how can 40k's art style be butt fucking retarded and amazing at the same time.
>>337389852
WHO UP AT MUTHAFUCKIN HERESY HOURS?
100
SMASH DAT BUTTON FAMILIAR
100 100
>>337383285
Now that's just asinine.
>Vermintide AI is garbage because the faggots tought the AI was too OP
>Man O' War Corsair is really unfinished and unpolished
>Space Hulk Deathwing not coming soon enough
>12 more days for Total War Warhammer
>A months until Dawn of War III
such is the suffering for a good Warhammer game
>>337390092
Quality autists
>>337390073
Your math is really fucktarded.
That's only 17% of the Eldar.
Are you talking about the Eldar that there used to be, or the Eldar that currently exist?
>>337390096
IT REAL DAEMON HOURS BRUTHAZ
SMASH DAT MUFUGGIN VIRUS BOMB
>>337390196
Better than 90s when there was maybe one Warhammer game a year ..
>>337381083
It was interesting to see how Fulgrim fell considering he was a pretty cool guy until he jusr decided to use some random sword he found in a temple. You'd think Big E would warn his sons about something as bad as Chaos as it could've saved a number of his sons bar Konrad, Perturabo, Angron and Lorgar.
>>337390073
You forgot Exodite Eldar that left way before shit went down and became chill ascetics.
I would also like to know if you pulled those numbers out of your ass.
>>337386858
>OUTSMARTED BY ORKS
Wait when was this? What happened.
>>337383224
Honestly, watching "If the Emperor had a Tex-to-Speech Device" and reading the Lexicanum on anything that confuses/interests you should get you up to speed rather fast. It did enough for me that I have a good basic grip on the setting.
>>337390396
Fulgrim fell because he was trying to achieve soulless Asian perfection.
>>337383486
Did someone say Agri-world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCMNWAJiz5Y
>>337390297
Eldar that currently exist- less than half of their race is remaining, which is why they're such fucking dicks about saving even a handful (comparison, anyways) of Eldar at the cost of a few human worlds. The Eye of Terror was such a tremendous loss of life that it propelled Slaneesh into complete dominance over the race, condemning any and all Eldar to soul consumption and eradication upon death.
>>337390424
Oh, yeah them too.
and yes I totally did, it's a very rough estimate based on some readings. Give or take about 3-4% on each, though I may be totally wrong.
>>337390658
It's funny to me because his name means "completely ugly" in my language
>>337390669
When is he coming back?
Why didn't the Emperor warn Horus and the other Astartes of the dangers of chaos?
>>337390858
Because not knowing about it is the best protection.
>>337390424
I refuse to believe any person that rides a dinosaur around is at all "chill" no matter how ascetic they are.
>>337390820
And yet he's the most fabulous and stylish of the primarchs,
>>337390858
He warned Magnus and the rest that demons existed and the warp should not be fucked with.
He just didn't tell them about the gods because he thought he could starve them into submission by making everyone a literally militant atheist.
>>337390970
Apparently not.
>>337390858
he did, but he was a vague cock about it
For instance
>Dad, why is Chaos bad?
Because it is, son.
>No,I know, but why-
BECAUSE IT'S BAD STOP ASKING QUESTIONS AAAAAAAAA
He was worried it would corrupt his soldiers if he told them too much about it, which, obviously, just made them more curious.
>tfw you'll never undo the ultrasmurf's retconning
>you will never witness the height of eldar depravity before they tore open the eye of terror
i bet it was gross
>>337390991
I meant it in the way that they chose a lifestyle of hardship and no degeneracy to not be absorbed by She Who Thirst.
But yeah, I forgot about the dinosaurs.
>>337391214
Just visit Commorragh, I heard it's fun.
>>337391214
Couldn't be worse than the Dark Eldar tbqh
>>337391193
The one that actually had them sort of lose?
>>337384972
>Horus
>Ferrus Manus
>Magnus
>>337382486
>Magnus the RED
>'White'
>Vulkan
>'White'
No
Everything can be attributed to Erebus to be honest. He's the reason everyone is corrupt.
>>337390669
>You'll never have a Dark Eldar waifu who sings cute little songs with you while you torture the prisoners togetherAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>337390430
"The Blood Axes of Waaagh! Grog tell a story about the greatest Kommando attack ever, known as Da Big Raid. It happened on the world of Vor’sanar, when Waaagh! Grog smashed into the edges of the Tau Empire. Freebooter raids on the Tau planet had been previously repulsed by a huge alien warship with more dakka than anything in the Ork fleet. Called the Korst’la by the Tau and Da Big Dakkaship by the Orks, it stalked the space lanes around Vor’sanar, annihilating anything that trespassed on the Tau Empire. The Korst’la’s only weakness was that it needed to use the huge orbital docks around Vor’sanar to refuel and rearm. While Grog knocked the heads of his Freebooter Kaptins together, trying to get a large enough fleet together to storm the Tau planet, a mob of Blood Axe Kommandos came up with a more cunning plan. They would attack the orbital docks while the Korst’la was away, wrecking the Tau station, and denying the warship a place to repair itself or rearm.[2]
The Kommandos set out in a looted Tau transport ship, using captured codes to approach the Vor’sanar dockyard under the pretence of having been damaged in an Ork raid and seeking safe harbour. The Tau were initially suspicious of the lone vessel limping into their station, but every demand for identification was met with a satisfactory response, and the idea that Orks could undertake such a ruse was unthinkable to the Tau. It was a horrific surprise then when the vacuum seals opened and Ork Kommandos poured out into the station. By the time the Tau had mustered to repel the invaders, the Kommandos had reached the station’s reactors. Smashing them to scrap, they set off a chain reaction, dooming the station and allowing Waaagh! Grog to ransack Vor’sanar and ultimately the entire sector.[2] "
also
>this
If power emotions at a galactic scale create Chaos Gods then why isn't fear one of them? Why is the god of death and feat instead, a C'tan?
>>337391012
>most fabulous and stylish
>>337390430
>playing space marine
>all the clever ass reckless shit the orks do to try and break into the manufactorum and other places
>>337391440
DEldar a cute! C U T E !
>>337391569
Because fear is a chemical reaction in the brain. not a spiritual emotion.It's because 40k is a fucking mess
dark eldar are the gayest faction easily. Chaos is way cooler. Dark Eldar are deviantart fanfic tier.
>>337390424
how do the exodites stay safe from humans trying to colonize their worlds and harvesting the delicious raw resources?
>>337391326
>>337391343
Dark Eldar are more focussed on the torture bit because it reivigorates their souls. the eldar empire at its peak would've been depraved in a much more varied and diverse way.
>>337385058
I'm near the end and feels bad man for Ravenor. He's getting the short end of this trilogy
>>337392239
This
>>337392304
I can't really find anything about canon conflicts between exodites and the imperium, so I have to headcanon here. Exodites aren't completely defenseless and have some of the technologies of the craftworld eldar. These craftworlders might want to protect their brethren, especially harlequinns.
>no primarchs still alive
>>337392947
>Who is Lion Midgetlover, Primarch Smurf, Vulkan, Furrylord
>>337392947
Vulkan Livessomewhere
>>337392825
Vulkan and Fulgrim killed a bunch. Vulkan because he's racist against Eldar, Fulgrim because the voices in his head told him it would be fun.
Aside from getting fucked in the ass by Primarchs they typically just wipe out the human colonists and then ask a craftworld for help if the invaders try to come back. They can defend themselves, and the world's flora and fauna helps them kill invaders, but they need some help from their Craftworld cousins when Space Marines or Dark Eldar show up.
This thread is now corrupted by Slaneesh.
Postnoise.
https://youtu.be/HsGRsDe3iRw
>>337393379
Fuck off with your stupid Meme Marines
>>337392947
More than half the traitor primarchs are still kicking about and like four loyalist ones are still alive, albeit comatose, with another just simply 'missing'
>>337393202
And Khan, and Corax, and Mortarion, and Magnus, and Perturabo, and Fulgrim, and Lorgar, and Angron. Oh and of courseAlpharius
>>337393581Ok sorry.
>>337379269
How the fuck is anyone supposed to move in those oversized ornate refrigerator they call power armor
>>337393379
>https://youtu.be/HsGRsDe3iRw [Remove]
I know what movie this track is from.
Fits slaanesh all right.
>>337393953
they're big guys
>>337393862
can you really count Angron given he's lost his mind though?
>>337393953
Hydraulic assistance.
>>337393953
'Power' armour
>>337393990
Yes, it's in the Video description.
>>337393275
>Dark Eldar
Dark Eldar, Craftworld Eldar, Harlequins and Exodites are considered Battle Brothers.
>>337394106
Angron was the most level headed Primarch even with the butcher's nails
>>337379269
yes, he did
>>337394028
For us.
>>337386858
>Trump
>Literally worthless 10000 year old corpse.FUCK da false Emperor
>>337381612
psychic butthole
>>337394423
Holy shit
Assuming things remain relatively unchanged for all races, who wins against entropy and planets running out of resources in the VERY long run?
Nids or Necron?
>>337394423
>Manus
>killed cowardly
He died fighting Fulgrim in a duel, I don't see how he was killed cowardly
>>337394780
Orks
When they somehow magically collectively realize the powers they posses and imagine their own galactic victory.
>>337394243
maybe but hes a mindless daemonprince now, right?
Anyone ever imagine what all the old Imperium STC stuff was like back in the Age of Technology?
Like Rhinos, Knights etc. without all the gothic doodads. A time when humanity's tech was more in line with Star Trek aesthetics.
>>337394780
necrons just need to hide in a tomb and wait for the nids to starve.
>>337394464
I heard you were the canon winner
>>337394920
Orks have already done that. A galaxy of constant warfare is the setting of 40k and the dream of every ork.
>>337394920
>Assuming things remain relatively unchanged
ALL orks don't just gather up like that all of sudden or they would have already.
>>337395057
Tomb worlds have infinite energy from nothing? Nids crossed GALAXIES without anything to eat nor FTL.
Magnus the red did nothing wrong and the thousand son are the best
>Emperor isn't the God people think he is
>Hides Chaos from their people
>Subjugates whoever is against his laws
>Chaos is a bunch of power hungry degenerates
>Eldars are a bunch of fuccbois
>Only Necrons are worth
>>337395235
>Orks have already done that. A galaxy of constant warfare is the setting of 40k and the dream of every ork.
>>337395313
Magnus was only trying to do the right thing
>>337395447
>Be Necron
>Call other power hungry degenerates
>>337394872
well anyway it was victim of an ambush...
>>337394203
That's nice. Dark Eldar still attack them all the time. Dark Eldar are dicks who will happily pray on their cousins if it suits them. Another Eldar's soul is one of the most powerful and regenerative things a Kabalite could hope to torture
>>337391012
Only on the outside.
He was rotten on the inside.
>>337389230
Of all the things Lorgar did wrong, convincing angron to paint his leigons armor red was the worst.
Fucking lorgar ruined everything.
>>337383140
>>337383961
>>337383379
So guys, can I have pictures of your WHFB armies? I like seeing pictures of them seeing as obviously nobody uses them any more.
>>337394780
>eldar
all ded, their god might kill slaanesh
>dark eldar
ded, slaanesh ate them
>imperium
slowly crumbling
>chaos
trying not to win too hard so chaos can continue to exist
>tau
eaten by nids
>necron
not sure since we dont know how many there really are, what kind of tech they might have left buried some where or how long their energy supply could last for.
>Nids
they'd eventually run out of food and move on, unless
>Orkz
forever fighting 'nids and possibly Necron, true winners of 40k
>>337384073
>yet
Hasn't it been out for 2 years?
Just how strong was the emperor at his peak? What did he do to help a battle?
What stopped someone from blasting his entire vicinity on a hostile planet to molecules using extremely powerful ground or space weapon in a suicide attack?
Does the story move along in this? how does it work?
>>337392947
Excuse me. Don't you know thatVULKAN LIVESseriously though, he is actually alive. He was found again during m.33 and the rise of the beast, went off for a while and is currently in on display in trayzn the infinite's galleries
>half way through paining a lamenters army
>considering just not playing anymore
>>337394780
Various 'visions' have been seen. One of them is Necrons fight Chaos for the galaxy.
>>337395681
like that time the Dark Eldar saved Craftworld Iyanden?
Dark Eldar also still follow the authority of the laughing god.
as far as I know in the current state of the canon, they dont prey on other eldar. Not officially or on a large scale, anyways.
It seems like Warhammer canon just employs a kitchen sink approach. Let's make a sci-fi setting, oh, but there's magic, and also orks, and zombies, and there's mechs, also the zerg, and psychic people, and alternate evil dimensions, also space battles!!!
>>337393257
You do realise that Vulkan was stabbed with a McGuffin and stuffed in a tomb? The assumption is, he will rez again when all those items are collected by Salamanders.
>>337395941
He would've had void supremacy at all times, which wouldn't have let the enemy unleash an orbital strike.
How to find out which race fits my personality? How did you find which race you like?
>>337395252
>Nids crossed GALAXIES without anything to eat nor FTL.
they also took a detour to avoid a necron
>>337396132
And it's fucking awesome.
>>337396132
it all makes sense once you realize it is just a justification for 1k vs 1k points battles and roleplaying nights.
>>337395941
the emperor is powerful enough to send the 4 chaos gods running when he smacked Horus so hard in the sould it became non-canon.
he is powerful enough to take on a c'tan and either enslave it or put it in a coma for a couple dozen millenia.
I assume however he didnt use his power all the time because it'd attract major warp traffic. Daemons all over the place. predicting the future is a lot less intense, so just using his foresight to guide his fleets is more practical.
>>337396278
Honestly it's just kind of stupid and reads like the product of a fourth grader's overactive imagination.
None of the things it attempts (orks, magic, mechs) does it do as well as other employments of those things.
>>337396132
GW just took their tolkien fantasy wargame and put it in space
>>337396250
Nids have Biovores that break down metal so they can be eaten. Necrons aren't safe. Nids strip literally everything until it's barren rock. Soil, water, atmosphere, everything, is consumed.
Necrons were avoided cause it was a full tomb world and the Hive Mind didn't want to waste time and biomass on fighting some metal dicks when that tasty Maiden World has pointed ear dicks on riding dinosaurs... but lots and lots of forests and lakes and flowers and grass.
>>337396132
>also the zerg
Here's your (You)
>>337383984
Story on pic? I remember reading about how one Swede tried to uncuck himself from Tyrone and Tyrone ended up taping his ass on light post. That Swede learned his lesson and his wife has 6 sons and his daughter has 2 sons
>>337392825
Exodites are essentially Wood Elves.
>>337396132
Just like my anime.
>>337396215
>Void supremacy
What's that? I couldn't find shit on lexicanum. http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&search=void+supremacy&go=Go
>>337396435
well what are you doing in a warhammer thread then? do you spend your time hating on things to feel better about yourself? thats just sad buddy
>>337396435
It does inquisition extremely well, especially when approached by a competent writer.
Eisenhorn.
>>337396435
That's fine anon, it isn't for everybody. But people like it because it's Space Fantasy and you can do what you want. Most people on /v/ will, at best, have read a Lexicanicum page or a 1d4chan page, or maybe a novel or two. 90% of them won't have entered a GW bunker and 95% of them won't own a model.
This means people like to talk about fluff more than they play the game and it's good for "my dad can beat up your dad" type arguments.
If you don't like it, that's cool, I won't try and change your mind. Lots of people do though and I can't scream "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE" like /v/ does.
>>337396669
David Annadale is my favourite writer now. Everything he's written as been brilliant. He even made the The Last Wall (also known as Literally Nothing Happens; It's a Setup Book) fantastic. I kept reading it despite nothing really happening. I just hope the next two I have yet to read don't fuck it up.
Are Chaplain the best representation of a Healer?
>>337395941
Quite literally the most powerful Psyker of all, and a being on par with a Chaos God.
I believe it's mentioned somewhere in an old book or codex that he was capable of creating warp storms.
And I don't mean those piddly little localized versions regular Psykers make to fuck up a country; I mean full on, lightyear spanning storms in the warp that could consume entire systems and shutdown all warp-travel through the area for centuries.
And he could do it with /ease/
>>337396581
They have full control of space around a planet. Like air superiority from WWII
>>337396435
>Honestly it's just kind of stupid
It IS supposed to be stupid, that's why it's awesome. 40K was never ment to be taken seriously
>>337396537
According to the two seconds of google he lost a bet.
>one Swede tried to uncuck himself from Tyrone and Tyrone ended up taping his ass on light post. That Swede learned his lesson and his wife has 6 sons and his daughter has 2 sons
Are you retarded enough to trust a story from this shithole?
>>337396132
There is nothing cooler than space fantasy.
>>337379269
>Horus did literally nothing wrong
>did nothing wrong
>nothing wrong
>MFW
>>337396842
No. Apothecaries are.
>>337396910
so why didnt he fuck the chaos gods up?
This thread is in dire need of more "kultur".
>>337396107
>like that time the Dark Eldar saved Craftworld Iyanden?
Literally did that because the pain and suffering Iyaden constantly experienced when using their necromancy was hilarious to them.
>Dark Eldar also still follow the authority of the laughing god.
They don't Worship Cegorach. They allow the Harlequins performance because the Fall is an important part of their history the play itself is a fantastic form of entertainment. They don't attack Harlequins because Harlequins are dangerous elite warriors with forbidden knowledge and a perfect map of the webway. Attacking them will get you killed faster then you could imagine.
There are tonnes of accounts in fluff of Dark Eldar tortuing and killing their cousins. There are Dark Eldar weapons that explicitly need an Eldar's soul to function. Every single Incubus has a weapon in his helmet made from the Soul of an Eldar Exarch. These things are horrific murder monsters cursed by a degenerate God they need to satiate with the souls of others just to continue living. Why wouldn't they use the juiciest most powerful souls available?
>>337392947
Not at all true.
Vulkan is simply in the Solemance Galleries, chilling out with trayzn the infinite
Leman Russ is in the warp, and may be returning very very very soon. This year in fact
Corax is also in the warp, though who knows when that mopey guy will comeback
khan is also in the warp, chasing dark eldar I belive. A wild open, infinite Hellscape were he can ride and ride forever, killing xenos and heretics and doing his noble savage thing is just to his liking
Dorn is most likely alive, though where he is is anyone's guess.
Lion'el johnson is taking a nap on the rock. He'd probably be awake by now, if the dark angels didn't only speak in hushed whispers because they're afraid somebody will learn of all their secrets and heresy.
Bobby G, sire of the ultramarines, greatest of them all, lord of Macragge and the ultramar empire, is healing in stasis. That shouldn't be possible, but Girlyman gives no fucks.
Sanguinus, best of men, may be alive depending on what happened with the Sanguinor.
Only Ferrus Manus is most likely going to stay dead. Which really sucks for ferrus manus. Felled by his most beloved brother, using the blade he forged no less. I'd cry, but the flesh is weak and so are emotions of the flesh.
>>337396992
Derp models time?
>there are people reading this thread RIGHT NOW that want to go back to these designs cause they have 'charm'
>>337391564
this is the great story of tau being outsmarted?
lame
its just your standard infiltration into an unsuspecting civilian complex
>>337395985
>giving up halfway when you've decided to paint, arguably, one of the hardest chapters to paint due to the fucking obligatory checkered patterns
What's wrong with you?
>>337396435
ive yet to see a game that makes orks as entertaining or have such a solid yet terribly cobbled together aethstetic as the warhammer orkz.
>>337397124
He was. They told Horus the Emperor was killing them and they said "we didndu nuffin we gud godz we nevah urt nobodi!!!"
>>337396842
Hospitaller Sisters
>>337397124
There's four of them vs just him and he was too busy trying to get mankind's shit together before it went extinct to actually even try to deal with them directly; hence his hubris-tastic plan of "just convince everyone they don't exist to try starve then of faith until they die."
>>337397281
I said considering
>>337379269
he rebelled against his one true emperor.
this is heresy.
>>337396941
I'mprettysure the emp was fighting among his soldiers early in the crusades while there still were hostiles around. A fortification deploying a weapon of mass destruction as last ditch effort obliterating half a continent surely would fuck up even the emprah?
>>337396537
guy got drunk, friends taped him to a pole. cops showed up to save the day and took a picture cause it was hilarious.
>>337397124
Because they're immaterial and fighting four chaos god on their own turf is not something even big E could do. When all Chaos gods possessed Horus and he was hit by the Emperors soul-obliterating blast, they fled his body in fear of being destroyed themselves.
>>337397226
>Implying they don't look rad as fuck
>>337397281
>>337395985
Chequered patterns are easier to do with a stencil. There are several guides online to do it easier.
>>337397252
but its by orks
ORKS
>>337395631
Necrons are the primordial niggers
>"Hur dur gib immortality"
>No
>"U raycist whyte boy" proceeds to arm C'tan sideways
Do you guys actually play the tabletop game? It looks cool but it seems like a HUGE investment in something I might not even like
>>337397423
Which would be their first target, no?
>>337397124
killing something in the warp is kind of hard. its like trying to kill a concept. the emperor MIGHT be able to do it, but we dont really know what would happen if he did. More importantly, the chaos gods come from emotions. so long as those emotions manifest themselves in the same way, that chaos god or something similar to it will always come back.
The Emperor's plan was to conquer the galaxy and turn it secular so none of these emotions could feed the chaos gods. He was trying to starve them by making it so nobody knows they even existed.
>>337396228
perium is for classic underdogs
tau is for fedoras
orks are for fun casuals
crons are for misunderstood underdogs
eldar are for special snowflakes
deldar are for extremly special snowflakes
nids are for boring people
my favourite are nids
>>337397334
>mfw I remember writing a fapfic for /tg/ over a Blood Angel who got injured been forced upon by a Hospitaller SoB
God I did so many for /tg/...
>>337397538
I don't, for that reason and that no one around my area plays.
I just like the lore and the vidya
>>337397523
"unidentified vessel, please identify"
"WE'Z DA SHOOTY BOYZ. WE GOT GROMPED REAL GUD BY SOME O' DEM ORK BOYZ. LET US IN"
"well the ID codes check out, let them in."
>>337397389
That's not true at all tho. Chaos Gods don't need worshipers to exist, they just need sentient beings capable of emotions (except the Tau for some reasons).
Also, the Emperor owns a lot of his power from the chaos Gods that he stole, one of the main reason they are pissed about him.
>>337397216
>Khan is also in the warp
you mean webway, and fulgrim used the laer sword to kill ferrus
>>337397513
They work as Ork Dredds, but not for Spess Muhreens desu.
>>337397541
It could be hidden deep underground until deployed. There's also snipers, reinforcements from other planets attacking imperial forces in space, hidden nuke minefields, long range artillery, deployment swarms, ambushes and planet crackers for one of those "if we can't have it, neither can you" moments.
He's a big target too.
>>337397601
That's not true at all. He planned to build the Webway so there was no need for Warp travel, then go into the Warp and kill the Chaos Gods, who had been weakened by his orders and his power.
With them dead, the Warp travel wouldn't work any more, but who needs it when you have a Webway?
>>337397832
Hence me calling it hubris-tastic; he thought he was able to starve the living embodiments of the CONCEPTS of various emotions.
It was dumb as shit and if he'd stopped to study it like Magnus was trying to he might have realized going with the first plan he thought of was not a great move.
>>337397047
t swede
You don't really need a story for Sweden anymore, it's all fucking joke and most of news coming from Sweden today are something you'd think onion would've released
"9/11 was accident" t prime minister
>>337397535
Makes sense. They were Kangz after all.
>>337384735
SPESS MARINES WHEN
>>337397538
I used to, but it became too cost prohibitive to play.
I just read the books now.
>>337397616
>Imperium
>Necrons
>The Underdogs
>The current Galaxy spanning empire of millions of worlds led by brutal tyranny and uncaring protectors
>The ancient xenos that make the previous masters of the galaxy shit themselves and mess with reality for fun.
>The Underdogs
Literally how.
>>337398019
Yeah but the thing is the 'go into the warp and kill them once they're weakened' part would not work.
We KNOW the Chaos Gods don't care if you're aware of their existence, merely by experiencing their associated emotions you empower them.
The Emperor assumed it was a matter of worship, and didn't really understand exactly what they were as a result.
>>337382447
>>337382837
not really, the Fall of the Eldar happened in M30, the Great Crusade ended in M31 with the Horus Heresy
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Timeline
>>337397538
>HUGE investment
Relatively speacking, tabletop 40k is a rather cheap hobby. You can build a pretty sizable army over a year or so and it will cost you something like 500$ (and hours of painting/modeling).
Compare it to MtG, where the entry price for a Modern deck is between 700 and 2000$ and you'll realise that what makes the price of a hobby is the amount of time and money you are ready to invest in it.
>>337397992
honestly mate it sounds like to me you just have doubt in the true power of the emperor, he is a literal god on wheels cause he is a lot of very powerful psykers all merged into one.
even to this day on his throne he guides us
Which race is most fucked in 40k and why is it dark eldars or humans?
>>337398171
Because literally everything else has to lose for them to win, and adding up all their enemies together makes it clear they're at a disadvantage.
Particularly the Imperium, since the Emperor is on the verge of actual death and they'll no longer be able to use warp travel once he's gone.
>>337398343
Or you could just buy 3d printer with that money and design your own toys
>>337397992
Ehh. You have to remember that the Emperor was at his prime during the Great Crusade. Almost nothing could stand up to him and his legions of space marines.
>>337397616
You forgot Chaos.
>>337398385
tau are just too ambitious
>>337398343
Other problem with MtG is you have to ALWAYS buy new cards. And at the end of the day, they're just shitty paper.
At least with wargames, you actually have a collectible. And you can still use the models from 25+ years ago legally in current games.
>then AoS happened
We shall not speak of that.
>>337398492
A good 3D printer is about $15k. You still won't produce industry quality models.
>>337398041
The Emperors plan was working though. The Warp was originally calm and peaceful, but because of the War in Heaven became filled with turmoil and living nightmares. With enough peace and order for a prolonged period of time a race of powerful Psykers like what humanity was becoming would have been able to clean up the warp of it's shit stirring inhabitants so it could finally settle down completely.
Magnus was literally never anything more then a pawn being lied to by daemons and doesn't know shit.
>>337398405
Emperor will become Chaos god once he's dead
>>337397302
I may not be an Ork player/supporter/enthusiast, but fuck me if they aren't amazing in their own way.
Their whole concept is both amazing and hilarious.
But the absolutely best part about them is their looting skills and just making shit put together work.
If I would ever make an Ork army I'd incorporate as much kustom looted shit as possible, find old toys, buy model kits and go wild with it, buy a massive stack of orky sprues to kitbash anything into a looted vehicle.
Shit like pic related.
>>337398575
The models for AoS are still usable, you know that, right? They all have rules. I can give you official links if you want. What's your army?
>>337398676
the shit they put together literally has to work because they believe it does
>>337398385
How are Dark Eldar in any way fucked? The Gate of Khaine? Just close up whatever chunk of Commoraugh it's in if it ever opens. Literally what they do every time something daemonic breaks into their city.
>>337394243
>Angron
>level headed
>>337398676
Some kunnin' git stole me image
>>337382523
The only shitters that are ever in these threads are you gigantic fucking faggots who can't stand people actually having decent discussions in this god damn board. Go find an Overwatch thread and cry some more about how there's ten of them up at a time, you fucking pussy.
>>337398667
He is known as the Anathema to them. He is like the God of Un-Belief.
If we want to get technical, the Emperor is technically the biblical Anti-Christ, who would come in the form of a saviour and lead humanity into a new golden age, and free them of religion, and away from the light of "God".
How can people say Word Bearers did something wrong?
They were public humiliated by the Emperor for believing he was a Deity. If the Emperor didn't want to be seem like this, why would he act like a fucking God?
It's like the Emperor is a fucking Fedora master.
>>337382059
>What's going on here?
/v/'s autism is bringing a new Chaos God to existence. The end of days is upon us.
>>337394423
>Comparing Space Batman to Dickwrangler
Konrad got his kicks hunting other monsters.
Dickwrangler got his kicks raping children and cutting them wide open in the streets.
>>337398171
who else are the underdogs then?
> choas is a force of nature and cannot be defeated ever
> orks have by far the biggest numbers
> tyranids came to the milky way cos they already conquered other galaxies
> tau are lmao
maybe eldar and their teenage brothers, but they are too much of "im better than you :)" characters to fit the underdog character. Remember, the original question was personality. Trump also started as the underdog candidate
>>337398708
Nobody wants to play that shit m8. That's why AoS is bombing hard right now and GW is reintroducing a point system eventho that's the rules people have a problem with.
My LGS continues to do 8th edition WHFB and I'm glad they do.
>>337398376
I'm just trying to get a ballpark figure of his physical endurance. If for some dumb as fuck reason someone manages to get close and put a shotgun in his mouth and pulls the trigger would it instantly blow the emps brains out or would it just be "this nigga so powerful he psych-vaporize any threat at FTL speeds subconsciously"? Do supernova explosion fizzle if he bothers to look at it and literal planet collisions just stop and begin to behave at the lift of a finger?
I've always seen him as a god-power character but with a mortal body of a peak physical man.
>>337399068
Maybe the word bearers shoulda been more concerned with creating their own future, ya know, instead of asking a God to make one for them.
>>337398537
well if you don't fit the ones I named then take chaos, duh.
>>337398608
It wasn't working, and it couldn't work.
Short of wiping out all life but mankind and then neutering it's capacity to experience anything, it's literally impossible for him to cut off their power supply.
His plan was going to lead to failure if he actually tried to directly fight them right after putting Magnus in charge of the webway, they're essentially eternal in one form or another so long as emotions still exist.
And Magnus may have been played like a fiddle, but at least he was trying to learn - if the Emperor had been the same, he might have seen why he needed to mix up his plan in the long term.
>>337399068
The only explenation I've seen that's even come close to making sense is that the city the Smurfs razed was empty and Emps was trying to teach them humility after they tried to place themselves as the heads of a new church.
It was still a fucking dumb overreaction even if that is the case, though.
>>337398676
And then you get banned from Games Workshop because your model isn't 90% GeeDub material.
>>337379269
Fuck you for not posting the Zimzam and Trayvon edit
>>337399173
>bombing hard
Got some evidence for that? My store plays both. No anecdotal evidence, obviously, some hard stats. Before you reply, remember, you have made the claim, burden of proof lands with you.
I couldn't give a toss, but I keep seeing this said and I've had enough, I want to see some proof.
Keep in mind: WHFB fell out of Top 5 model products in 2013.
>>337399331
You won't unless the manager is a douche. It's also 80% Citadel iirc.
But if you're playing in a bunker, then that's something you should know. I recommend getting to know the manager before that; assuming they're your only place.
>>337383224
Just play Dawn of War and Space Marine. Then read about other factions on a wikia and you're all set, friendorino
>>337399331
The manager at my local GW store knows that my entire Medusa battery is from China and most of my vets are from Anvil Industry and he doesn't say shit.
>>337399331
>>337399759
Yes, they're gonna globally ban some random dude for using a kustom kitbashed looted Imperial prototype "AT-ST" sentinel
>>337385667
BOLT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
>>337399759
I gave that up ~4 years ago. Too many min-maxers sucked the fun out of playing.
>>337399223
>>337399298
I understand the fact the the Emperor really didn't want to be associated with a divine being because of his experience with how humanity could become stupid and segregated because of multiple beliefs. I just can't understand why he would humiliate a fucking chapter just because they wanted to believe he was a God. He could simply tell them "Hey, want to believe I am God? That's fine, just don't spread this shit around, keep it contained inside your Chapter".
Are the Blood Ravens a real Space Marines chapter or are they just a Relic creation and they don't actually exist in the 40k lore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmDLVFAaec
>>337384974
>>337380294
YOU FUCKING CUNTS, I'M FUCKING HALF WAY THROUGH XENOS. FUCKING SPOILER THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING ASS BAGS.
>>337399068
maybe they should have listened to him when he said STOP FUCKING DOING THAT
>>337399093
>meme magic
>>337384063
AYAYAYAYAYEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>>337399869
99% of the time they ask you to use official GW models only. Light customization is fine, but changing more than 20% of the figure isn't. Using, say, Victoria Minis for IG will result in them asking you to put them away.
Only a dick manager would ban you. Of course, you read anecdotal reports on "managers weighing my proxies" and "managers scraping my paint off" and "managers destroying my proxies" and shit like that which have no basis in reality. People claim shit all the time and it's easy as fuck to lie on 4chan.
>>337399068
>emperor stated outright that he was not a god, didnt want anyone to worship him as one, that gods arent real and had an order of guys attached to every crusade fleet to spread the message of "emps is no god"
>lorgars reaction is to worship him as a god and write a bible about him
>emps tells him to stop being such a retard
>lorgar reaction is look for someone else to worship and rule over him
lorgar was a bitch
>>337398019
why would warp travel not work without the chaos gods? if anything the warp would calm down and it'd be easier to traverse the warp, and the Eldar could re-incarnate again.
>>337400042
He'd tried telling them to knock it off before, but they kept doing it and starting cults in his honour.
Extreme action was needed, but he STILL managed to take it way too far.
I mean fuck, he probably could have just stripped them of pedigree plus their glory and put them on guard duty for supply lines instead as a punishment. They'd be too far from anyone to try converting the masses, and their pride would have been curtailed enough for him to try reasoning with them about it again.
>>337399650
I'm not going to dig up the article from Hastings on Warseer about AoS numbers for you but it should be easy to find with a bit of research.
Long story short AoS is selling less than WHFB did when it was discontinued. It's that bad.
>>337399298
It explicitly was working and it was very possible. If the Warp can be riled up there is no reason it can't be calmed down again. They may always exist but if its in some corner as a unconscious puddle of humanities hope or desire for better things the result is still the same as if they were dead and the Warp would still have become an infinitely better place. Coupling this with turning humanity into a race of Emperor tier Psykers with immense self control, The Warp would have been humanities bitch.
Magnus was learning for learnings sake, which was a bad thing. We see this by how he was manipulated by an evil god of plotting he should have never encountered in the first place if he had listened to the Emperor, a man who had made him in a test tube and had 50,000 years of experience dealing with the Warp.
>>337400397
>Emp's reaction was to force Lorgar to watch as his capital city was burned to the ground with his citizens trapped inside, then have him made to bow to the men who orchestrated the purge
>All the while ridiculing him for his loyalty and adoration, calling him weak minded and insulting him for wanting to have a higher being to believe in
Nah m8 Lorgar had every right to be pissed enough for Chaos to corrupt him
>>337400094
they were created by relic for the games but are canon because of it
>>337399946
>He needs to win to enjoy a game
Come on, it's 40k, the simple fact of playing should be enought regardless of the outcome.
Trust me I play Orks.
>Give us the Emperor and we will give you the galaxy
What would you answer?
>>337400472
The Emperor didn't make Lorgar and his 200,000 Space Marines so they could perform guard duty. He needed every Legion doing their absolute best and Lorgar's had accomplished next to nothing and instead wasted his time doing the one thing the Emperor had explicitly told him not to.
does this universe has any waifus?
>>337400560
>Hastings
>On WHINESEER
Sorry, as I said, actual numbers.
But, if you're (or, more correctly, a guy on Whineseer is right). Then AoS will be gone soon and everything will be OK again.
>>337400843
how about a good dow3 instead and I'll give you two emperors
>>337400843
>implying I could give them the emperor even if I wanted to
>>337400317
I've never played any official games within "bunkers".
I've only played with my friends and cousin at his place, because his dad was into train models, so he had and made amazing landscapes to play on in a dedicated room. This was way back when I was still into the tabletop and had an ultrasmurf army. So we pretty much only had friendlies and were pretty lax about the rules with proxies and stuff.
Nowadays I just paint imported mech models from Japan, but I wanna get back into it sometime, just so fucking hard to find people where I live since there's no miniature shop anymore, the only one we had closed down many years ago.
>>337400987
Civ 6 has proven that devs are forcing cartoony graphics so they work on tablets. DoW3 won't be good. It doesn't even LOOK good. Just accept this anon.
"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment"
>>337400317
I had a manager tell me I couldn't use Testor's glue on the models
>>337379269
Is the Horus Heresey a good entry into the literature?
>>337401126
Check online for local Wargaming clubs. That's my suggestion.
>>337400965
What's your definition of 'waifu'?
>>337401142
you are right for the wrong reasons.
dow3 won't be good because sega+relic only produced major disappointment so far
>>337400751
>capital city was burned to the ground with his citizens trapped inside
it was the capital of the most zealous shrine world they built, emps destroyed it because of that. And he had the ultrasmurfs spend a week clearing all the people out of it so it was empty.
emps was a dick and handled it poorly, but lorgar wouldnt respond to anything else
>>337400984
Hastings is one of the few rumormongers, if not the only one, that was on point every single time, some times months in advance. I have total faith on what he says, I don't care if he posts on Warseer or even fucking Spikeybits for that matter.
Also, the fact that GW is hotfixing the game in desperation and that nobody I know wants to play it only further confirms what I think is true.
You'll have GW's investor report mid june to confirm all of this anyway.
>want to get into the books
>theres more books than there are SONIC OCS
where the fuck do I start
or should I just play Dawn of War 2 coop with myfriend
>>337401269
>no dick
![happy_lil_eldar_by_ironshrinemaiden[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kgWLJvp.jpg "happy lil eldar by ironshrinemaiden[1]")
>>337401269
>she
Nice try
>>337400965
Macha is the purest and the cutest !
>>337401190
Then your manager was a dick. If that's indeed true. Also, surprised you could stand making models in the bunker. They usually stink like shit.
>>337400663
>It explicitly was working and it was very possible.
[Citation Needed]
>They may always exist but if its in some corner as a unconscious puddle of humanities hope or desire for better things the result is still the same as if they were dead and the Warp would still have become an infinitely better place
That would literally just make Tzeenth the top dog of the gods over Khorne again. Like he would literally be VASTLY more powerful if the warp was filled with hope, it is literally his primary emotion.
>Coupling this with turning humanity into a race of Emperor tier Psykers with immense self control, The Warp would have been humanities bitch.
[Citation Needed]
>Magnus was learning for learnings sake, which was a bad thing. We see this by how he was manipulated by an evil god of plotting he should have never encountered in the first place if he had listened to the Emperor
He literally met and started to get manipulated by him years before the Emperor found Magnus.
>>337400965
Macha is destined for his dick. Does that count?
>>337401241
Cute/Beautifuls/Memorable girls that can be loved symbolically
>>337401269
Thanks. I was searching some women warrior's portraits.
>>337401316
I don't think they've produced any 40k games.
Or do you mean Total War series and the other 40k games Relic made?
>>337401427
That's fine anon. My WHFB army hasn't gone anywhere. I buy the AoS shit for something to read as I'm NEET and read constantly. The Sigmarine shit is boring, but the Skaven, Orc, Lizardmen and Chaos shit is good. We'll see.
As for 'hotfixing' I don't think they ever planned NOT to have points. You do realise WHFB 1st and 2nd didn't have points either?
>>337401840
Probably some, but you need to find them yourself.
>>337395497
>>337381484
>In the meantime, Magnus had finally come to realise that he had been used as a pawn by Tzeentch -- and he also understood that the forthcoming clash between the Space Wolves and the Thousand Sons was also part of a Chaotic plan to destroy two Loyalist Space Marine Legions. He decided to sacrifice the Thousand Sons and himself, rather than be the unwilling puppet of Chaos yet again. For this reason he did not forewarn the people of Prospero or his own Astartes of the coming Imperial assault.
Man, that nigga magnus is a fucking bitch.
>>337401468
Eisenhorn
>(Inquisition shenanigans)
Gaunt's ghosts
>(Imperial guard shenanigans. Mainly chaos focused)
Ciaphas Cain
>(Imperial guard/commissarial shenanigans and filled with dark humor. Goes up against most foes)
Any of these 3 series will get you started and break you in. I highly reccomend Ciaphas Cain as it was my first novel series, and its funny as shit to boot.
Are there any vidya with the Adeptus Mechanicus?
>>337401654
Yes Tzeencth would technically become stronger then Khorne but that doesn't mean anything when humanity is psychically in tune with each other and plotting, backstabbing, and sudden change never happens. Once everything was made orderly and correct people wouldn't hope for anything, they'd already ahve everything they need.
Humanity is already becoming more and more Psychic. The Emperor is an example of human potential. All he is is a being made up of thousands of human psykers. With enough time all humanity could become like him.
That would have stopped if he had listened to the Emperor about how the Warp was bad news.
>>337401624
I tried it the once and never did again. I mostly used Testor's paints and glue because I started modelling with WW2 models. I used the GW paints when I wanted to mix because oils are a bitch to mix.
Still have my Guard army all packed up nice but they killed Guard customization.
>One time fighting a battle against Chaos
>He's using Plague Marine's for this battle
>Led by Typhus
>I've got my army that's HELLA good for city fighting
>Hardened Veterans all had shotguns or close combat weapons
>Towards the end of the game we're both whittled down to almost nothing
>It's down to a battle between Typhus and my command squad
>My commander's guards all get fuckin rekt
>It's down to a 1v1 between him and Typhus
>Slowly taking Typhus down
>MAKING EVERY SINGLE INVULNERABLE SAVE
>I come to realize the entire store is watching this battle
>Make the last attack roles
>Typhus has 1 HP left
>fails one invulnerable role
>Entire store erupts into loud cheering
>Typhus was never used in that store again
That day a hero was born
>>337402581
Sadly, not much love for the cog boys
>>337401468
Whatever you do don't read the Horus Heresy series.
>>337401848
sega and relic made coh2 wich apart from costing 100$ also had an ingame upgrade system that undermined competetive play. Not wanting to rely on personal experience, but I haven't seen a single coh player that claimed that the sequel is worthy in any way.
And since coh is dows world war 2 brother, signs are pointing towards disappointment right now.
>>337402809
What's wrong with picking up a 37 books long novel series?
Its not like you wanted any other books on your shelf
>>337402715
Fucking realized I misspelled roll over and over lmao
>>337402717
Aren't they the build units for the Imperial Guard?
>>337402715
What edition was this?
>>337402852
CoH2 was made before SEGA owned them.
>>337402928
When the only representation of an entire major faction in 40k vidya is a lousy construction unit, it's pretty bad.
You're better off turning to novels for them.
>>337383529
>oh no, the guys who i'm shitposting against aren't writing paragraphs of stuff explaining why i am the redditor, not them!
wew lad
>>337403041
Fourth, I haven't played since they introduced 5th because my army was highly customized and would require a complete redesign.
>>337403041
descissions such as being superjew with dlc or misunderstanding that competetive games don't need upgrade trees smells very much of publisher shenanigans
![[oiled abs externally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TxGSyxw.jpg "[oiled abs externally]")
![MdWS6AT[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PbXM2II.png "MdWS6AT[1]")
![Warhammer-blue-gold[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MPU7XtL.jpg "Warhammer-blue-gold[1]")
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ezq4ZmJ.jpg "latest[1]")
![BlYBJtB[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eLWSZdE.jpg "BlYBJtB[1]")
