Horus did literally nothing wrong.
>>337379640
Warhammer threads are /v/ staple.
>>337379269
>He betrayed his father
>He turned half of his siblings against his father and the other siblings
>He turned to worship of the chaos gods
>He murdered his brother Sanguinius
>He grievously injured his father
>He murdered a whole lot of mankind in the process
Yeah, definitely did nothing wrong, at all.
>>337379750
To be fair, Emprah's dickishness directly and non-directly led to 2-3 primarchs jumping the ship and Horus didn't have to do jack.
>>337379750
Eat a dick.
Neither the Emperor or Malcador blame Horus. Magnus is the one they blame the most beause he fucked them over more than Horus.
>>337379918
Everything the Emperor does is for the greater good.
Daily reminder that the Empecuck is literally dead and the Imperium worships a skelton on a chair.
>>337379269
Horus did everything wrong, Heretic. The murders of Sanguinius, the corruption of half the Astartes, the crippling of the God Emperor of Mankind, his accursed Heresy, so many crimes that still taint the Imperium to this very day.
When will they revive the emprah?
>>337379918
Didn't he just want to make an imperial webway that would unite mankind together?
My pre-heresy fluff knowledge is questionable at best
>>337380405
Yes, that was the plan. A safe and fast warp travel network.
>>337379918
I think Emperor was just very aloof and didn't know how to be a father to a bunch of grown men he never really knew. And I suspect Primarchs had daddy issues through the roof.
>>337380405
Too much shit to list off the top of my head, suffice to say Empra is a dick.
I haven't read any of Horus Heresy books though, so I have no clue just how much shit they've retconned already
>>337379269
>>337379269
You can always read the Horus Heresy series. You know, all 34 currently existing novels - not counting novellas. Because GW is actually getting away with it.
>tfw you'll never cuddle with pre-heresy fulgrim
Why bother living?
>>337379269
>Emperor so close to completing webway so humanity doesn't have to get fucked over by warp storms again if shit goes bad and also helps everyone get places faster
>Fukk u daddy, y don't u love me, it's scary crusading all by myself for the first time!
>I'm gonna go join Chaos, that'll show you ;_;
I hate every Chaos Primarch
>>337381001
>I hate every Chaos Primarch
Fulgrim was the most interesting IMO.
>>337379925
Poor Magnus though, he definitely had good intentions and ended up being the one fucked in the ass by pretty much everyone else.
>>337379640
While you're right, it's better to just let it happen.
So wait, what happened after humanity started doing space travel?
>>337381249
The Space Race started between USA and Russia
>>337380745
They retconned that the reason why Big-E was so quiet and secret about the webway project was because if it became public, astropath houses, which are vital to the continued existence of IoM, would throw a massive shitfest and threaten the mankind's survival as a species. One of the few good retcons.
>>337379925
see
>>337381148
Magnus literally didn't do anything wrong. All the mistakes he made, he made for his sons.
>>337379918
>>337380562
>I HATE YOU DAD!
>YOU ONLY GIVE ATTENTION TO HORUS, ROBOUTE AND SANGUINIUS!
>I WISH YOU WERE DEAD! *Slams warp-drive*
Man, I don't blame the Emprah for how shit he handled it all, imagine having 20+ sons to look after.
>>337381249
Humanity didn't do galaxy scale space travel for a very long time because of Warp storms surrounding the Earth. Then they set colonies on countless planets and the Emprah crusaded to unify them (and to recover the lost primarchs).
>>337381513
>>337379269
YOUR EMPEROR IS DEATH! YOU ARE FOLLOWING A DEAD GOD!
>>337381612
>>337381612
STOP
who /acceptstheprimordialtruth/ here?
>>337381541
>Warp storms
>recover the lost primarchs
I see I see. What does that mean though?
>>337381705
IT'S TOO LATE ANON! ACCEPT OUR FATE.
>>337381704
>>337381484
Well, he did think that listening to some random voice helping him breaking into the Emperor's Palace was a good idea.
>>337381779
The incubation pods got lost during a warp storm, causing all of them to land on different planets. The Emperor had to find his primarchs, one by one.
>>337381529
>Fucking adult men can't get over the fact daddy doesn't call them
Anyone here gonna murder their father because he sent us to college
>>337381830
That was because he wanted to warn the Emperor about the forces of Chaos. He had to do it immediately and that's why he did a dumb.
>>337381513
>>337381612
>>337381704
What's going on here?
>>337381779
the Warp is like another dimension that's parallel to ours and can be used for space travel. The problem is that it houses all sorts of cosmical horrors. A Warp storm is basically a localized storm that makes space travel nigh-impossible.
The primarchs are a few super-humans that the Emperor created out of his own DNA to be his leaders. Their pods were stolen by the Chaos gods and spread throughout the Galaxy.
>>337381948
But he's too busy to talk to me because he's working on the cure to cancer
Fucking asshole.
>>337379269
One day Emperor is going to wake up and wonder what the fuck happened in the last ten thousand years.
I played Space Marine.
When is the sequel coming out?
>>337379269
Wrong, anyone who stands before the Emperor must be destroyed.
>>337381779
the warp is basically another dimension used for FTL travel, but its also full of dickheads. travelling through warp storms is like tring to row a dinghy up a waterfall.
the primarchs are the emperors sons who got stolen and spread across the galaxy.
>>337382228
The codex astartes does not approve of the creation of its sequel
>Pre-Emperor Imeperium is a galaxy spanning empire bigger than the Imperium today
>Gets shit over because the Eldar fucked too much and created warp storms
>Right before these warp storms, the Eldar had a galaxy spanning empire bigger than the Imperium today
>Eldar and Humans both had galaxy spanning empires at the same time
Explain
>>337382228
>sequel
We can all dream
>Emperor is a brown skinned Anatolian
>All his cloned sons are white
explain this.
>>>/tg/
Back to your containment board. Take your meme Reddit garbage elsewhere. 40k is a shit universe for children.
>>337380978
>cuddling
>>337382447
The galaxy's a big place. I don't think anyone really knows who had the biggest dic.. I mean empire.
>>337379269
I'm reading horus rising right now, obviously I know Horus is going to turn to chaos but I have no fucking idea how the hell they're going to explain the reason for that.
>>337382486
He only implemented part of his DNA in his sons. He also other DNA, like wolf DNA for Russ. Lorgar is the only one who remotely looks like him, brown skin included.
Daily reminder that if the Emperor hadn't publicly humiliated Lorgar and had his city - still filled with civilians - razed to the ground just because he worshipped him then the Horus Heresy never would have happened.
It's literally the GEoM's fault.
>>337382486
>Emperor
>Brown skin
He has gold skinlike Trump
>>337382531
There's nothing impure about that platonic act. It's the purest expression of true brotherly love.
>>337382228
>>337382401
>>337382459
Relic planned 2 sequels. They admitted this in interviews.
Since Relic is now owned by SEGA, it's likely to be revived if DoW3 sells.
>>337382523
(You)
>>337382401
>The codex astartes does not approve of the creation of its sequel
Why though? It was really fucking fun despite being easy and short as fuck.
>muh heresy
Captain Titus did nothing wrong
40k is the MLP of /tg/.
>>337382178
I am not big into the fluff but wasn't the emperor a big atheist? He would be a bit buffeld seeing an ever decaying society pray to him...
>>337381529
Big E really fucked over angron and lorgar.
>kidnapped angron and denied him revenge on the slavers who held him captive. Did fuck all about he butchers nails.
>smites one of lorgars cities to dust because he thought it was the best way to tell him hes not a god.
>>337379269
Alpharius did nothing wrong.
>>337381743
>Hurr durr, I'm Lorgar, I can't function properly without a religion, may as well pray to 4 literally Satans, derp duh doo!
Fuckin Lorgar.
>>337382447
Both accounts are pretty vague and it depends on what faction you really like. The other faction of course then had never any real foothold on the galaxy and is total shit!
>>337382447
You've got the timeline wrong, Slanesh was born long before mankind reached the stars.
The age of strife came about because the iron men (read: the robots who did all the work) rebelled and the eye of terror randomly shit out some storms (read: tzeentch probably arranged it) around the same time.
>>337382720
The Emperor is indeed atheist. Space Marine chapters follow properly his teachings and don't see him as a God, just their grandpa who also happens to be immortal and tremendously powerful and kind.
>>337382649
First cuddling
Then kissing
Then frottage
Then 40 tentacles and 3 subwoofers in your now echochamber anus
>>337382523
40k threads have been with /v/ since it's inception.
They are also some of the best quality threads.
Not to mention, there are plenty of 40k games, that have either been released, or are out soon.
So on behalf of OP, do us all a favour and fuck right off.
>>337382720
To accomplish the eradication of Chaos, he had to be. He figured that if no one believed in gods, then no one would worship them. Chaos would then be destroyed and would be a happy ending.
>>337382760
yea na m8 Lorgar was a pussy ass bitch who thought following a slug chaos thing was a good idea
>>337382878
What's not to love then?
>>337382837
I love that robot rebellion gets only a footnote in W40k history.
>Ciaphais Cain is STILL the only fucking 40k work to advance beyond the current timeframe
>>337382946
*BLAM*
>>337381948
>im going to create 20 sons and give each of them one dominant aspect from myself
>like this guy i'll give my anger to, im sure he will be a level headed leader of men
>this one i'll give my lust for arcane knowledge, im sure he wont try learning about the dangerous stuff i dont warn him about
>this one i'll give my unyielding ambition, im sure he'll be happy being my second in command
>>337382523
Okay. So
Who wants to talk about the video game Warhammer 40k: Deathwing?
Or the video game Total War: Warhammer, out in 2 weeks?
Happy now?
>>337383000
And it was a galaxy-spanning one at that.
>>337383019
Because GW is allergic to actually advancing that timeline. They did with Fantasy and it didn't exactly work out.
>>337382924
And everybody forgot his "teachings" when he was wounded ?
I know nothing about this shit, but it looks cool. How does one get into Warhammer 40K? What should I read?
>>337382929
That doesnt change the fact the emporer screwed him over. He was perfectly happy thinking that a magic superhuman was a god.
>>337381249
40k borrows a bit from Dune. Basically humanity got really good at technology and began space travel and colonized a bunch of worlds. Then we created AI which became known as the Men of Iron which started a massive war with us and fucked us. We won the war but lost a lot of our tech and then the God Emperah revealed himself and told us to never make AI again.
After that technology became all "knighty" and decadent but also stagnant and unimproving as a bunch of machine cult fags on mars worshipped blueprints like holy scripture and no one improves the technology.
This is simply an excuse for 40k technology to never improve based the advanced-yet-primitive junk you see, like how Orcs have their technical knowledge hard coded into their DNA.
Anyway, I might be wrong about when the Emperah revealed himself, I can't remember if he was the global leader during the dark age of technology or after.
>>337383074
I'm laughing at your post, but Emps did nothing to their personalities.
Angron was angry because he was surgically altered to only feel rage by slavers, but eveeyone else just grew up in their own way.
>>337383086
god damn am I hyped for total warhammer
i hope its good
>>337383019
Are they still on the 13th Black Crusade?
>>337382913
>They are also some of the best quality threads.
LOL
You are one delusional Redditor. 40k threads are nothing but memespewing garbage. No 40k video games are being discussed either. This is a /tg/ thread and you need to go back to your containment board. Or maybe I should just blend in or use language you can understand.
LE HERESY XD
FOR LE EMPEROR XD
CHAOOOOS
ORKS ARE MADE FOR ROKIN' XDDDD
40k is a garbage universe. It's a joke that people pretended to like and now Redditfags like yourself think it's unironically cool. Basically, you're a ponyfag. If you could go away, that would be cool. Or at least like something that isn't garbage.
>>337383189
Not really. Keep in mind that 10k years is a lot of time. And religion is a really useful tool to get someone to do what you want.
>>337383086
>>337383086
They both look so fucking good. I wish I had a PC to run them, because I've always wanted to play a Deathwing vidya.
>>337383140
What're you talking about? Age of Sigmar is universally loved!
>>337383074
For each good trait there is an excessive and potentially harmful trait. Yearning for arcane knowledge also means intellectual curiosity. Anger is fueled by righteous passion. Ambition is a necessary step for greatness. I don't see anyone complaining about the loyalist yet flawed primarchs.
>>337383189
As the Emperor became unconscious, other political entities swept in to fill in the power vacuum. The entire power of the Ecclesiarchy relies on misunderstanding his teachings.
>>337383189
Pretty much.
After a couple thousand years of the Big E not being able to stop people being retards, people began worshiping him as a god
>>337383285
>>337383224
>How does one get into Warhammer 40K?
You don't, just read the threads and start spouting the same stupid shit that these skeleton worshipers post.
>>337383285
I wonder who could be behind this post
>>337383224
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Marines
Click any and all links that look interesting to you, and you will eventually come to know enough to at least carry conversations and form opinions on the setting.
>>337382610
Does the Emperah even give women the D?
>>337383224
Check out wiki articles (1d4chan, Lexicanum) about The Emperor, Primarchs and Space Marines. Play Dawn of War, read the Eisenhorn/Ravenor/Horus Heresy books.
You know does living in an Agri-world mean you don't go hungry?
>>337383402
>>337383447
>Memes
Epic for the win.
>>337383000
Because they didn't want the Dune reference to be too strong, Although even the Boolean Jihad is sort of a mysterious foot note of implications unless you read the post death dunes.
>>337383486
Thousands of planets live in peace and have perfectly content populations. The problem is that a million other worlds are directly threatened by chaos/orks/eldars/internal bickering/necrons/tyranid hive fleets
>>337383486
In the nicer ones? Probably.
Well defended Agriworlds are probably the safest place to live in the galaxy, short of Holy Terra itself.
>>337383486
I assume so, but the trade-off you do nothing but farming all day erry day. You're the bread basket of the Imperium, but that's not easy life. I mean sure, compared to living on death worlds or in hive cities sure but you're indentured for life and no one recruits for Imperial Guard from Agri worlds so you don't even have that as a way out.
>>337383486
Not necessarily. Most of the food produced on Agri-worlds isn't for local use.
>>337383701
Honestly a life of high-tech farmwork sounds like a fair trade for safety in the 40k universe
>>337383625
>Boolean Jihad
Butlerian.
>>337383768
>high-tech farmwork
You realize this is W40k, right? It's probably millions of people tilling the fields by hand.
>>337383768
>>337383845
Depend of the state of the world.
Some world are still in a feudal age, other at like gun powder age, some where humans still live in caves, all that jazz.
>>337383468
He did and had sons called Sensei.
May have been retconned though.
>>337383140
thats mostly because they were keen to get rid of fantasy and replace it with age of shillmar.
>dawn of war 3 and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kub5vOaT0V8
hype
>read lore from warhammer fantasy
>chaos showed up
>destroyed the world
>the end
>read 40k lore
>god emperor is almighty
>gets fucked up by his son
>is now a vegetable
>the end
jesus christ
Friendly reminder that Tau are the only "good guys" in War 40k and that humans are a plague on the galaxy.
>>337383845
>living on a feudal world
Check this barbarian. How does it feel to not have electricity and clean water?
>>337383529
What force of chaos would shitposting be governed by? You seem upset, so I say Khorne.
>>337383845
Even then, it's better than being fucked by Slaaneshi cults or disemboweled by Nids.
This is something I've always wanted to ask. Is there a book or article that describes how the Imperium deals with the 40k tier crazy shit that is space weather?
How does the Imperium deal with Comets, Asteroids, planets crashing into each other, planets flying out of orbit into their suns, supernovas,SUPER MASSIVE BLACK HOLESetc.
![[oiled abs externally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TxGSyxw.jpg "[oiled abs externally].jpg")
>>337380978
I really don't like that he turned traitor. He was literally "the human body is perfection" personified and every one of his marines were beautiful.
A rose that wilted into mud.
Anyone here read Pariah yet?
>>337383996
t. retard who completely misses the point of both the Taus and 40k.
>>337383845
Agricultural worlds based on their description really aren't that bad.
There are also paradise worlds that serve as vacation spots for the higher ups that live up to their names.
>>337383996
>>337383701
>no one recruits for Imperial Guard from Agri worlds
Actually they do, recruits are mostly bored sons of farmers who want to try something new and actually bought into Imperial propaganda.
>>337384057
>>How does the Imperium deal with Comets, Asteroids, planets crashing into each other, planets flying out of orbit into their suns, supernovas,SUPER MASSIVE BLACK HOLES
Those are phenomenons that happen on a scale of millions of years. The most annoying stuff to deal with is probably global warming, solar flares that fuck up spaceships without shields and probably the random meteors striking planets every now and then.
Where exactly do the Tau tech and power stand next other factions in W40k?
>>337384057
Blow it up, blow it up, evacuate the planet or it's happening at such a slow pace that they could give less of a damn.
Space is so massive you wouldn't really notice much.
>emperor is literally the only reason humans still exist
when will he die
>>337383468
yes
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Sensei
>>337383393
didnt even take that long, at the time of the HH the lectitio divinitatus was being circulated and cults worshipping the emperor were popping up all over the place.
>>337383086
been playing the fuck out of battlefleet gothic: armarda, love me some space battles
>>337384057
Supernovas and black holes are probably just avoided like plague. Not like they have the technology to undo a black hole or reverse the supernovacification.
>>337384057
By sacrificing things to the throne, probably. But how do the deal with theGLACIERS MELTING IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
>>337383996
>Tau
>about to bring forth a chaos god AI hybrid
>good guys
>>337383383
>The entire power of the Ecclesiarchy relies on misunderstanding his teachings.
I love that part so much
>The Ecclesiarchy cannot maintain any "men under arms."
Then lets just get women to do it, see, its all according to the teachings.
>>337384350
>Tech
Good firepower and army equipment in general, due to the fact they have very, very few soldiers to equip compared to other factions. On this map, the Tau Empire is contained within the Ultramar sector (under control of Ultramarines). The Tau "Empire" is smaller than a Space Marine single Chapter's domain. They're pretty much irrelevant, despite what annoying weeaboos want to tell you.
>>337384350
They seem to embrace tech a lot more, considering their only real threat is their weaponry and tactics. I'd say they utilize tech more than any other race simply because they have no splicing or crazy spirit powers or WAAAGH, etc...
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR DUTY AND RAMMED A CHAOS SHIP INTO OBLIVION TODAY?
>>337383248
I thought that Big E did some techs and that this whole stagnation and decaying of knowledge started with his ascending to potato status.
>>337384606
>Three hive fleet are converging towards the tau systems
Feels good man. Finally those irrelevant xenos can be crushed into oblivion.
>>337384350
infantry firepower is high.
titan tier firepower, absolutely pathetic.
regular tau weapons are equivelant to imperial plasma guns, the imperium's heavy infantry killer. theyre more stable too.
But it takes several of the heaviest Tau ground unit to take down even a single Titan.
Their fleet is also relatively really small and arent very capable of dealing with shit like boarding should the enemy actually be able to get close enough.
As far as scale, they are tiny. Their empire is about as big as the realm of Ultramar, the worlds under the Ultramarine's protection.
>>337383996
>caste system
>"first amongst equals" mentality ala Animal Farm
>Hopeless naivety in their dealings with other species.
>Pretending to be anything more than an Eldar lab experiment to make the Imperium upset.
They mask their evil under the guise of "doing good", much like cultural marxists.
Name your three favourite Primarchs
>Magnus
>Sanguinius
>Vulkan
>>337380294
>posts a fucking Heretic in response
What is wrong with your ass?
>>337384752
Yes, but I think the core reason is the machine faggots that worship the void dragon have dogmatic worship of blue prints they aren't allowed to change.
>>337383845
>40k imperium of man
>High-tech
Here's a venerable Standard Template Construct.
DO NOT COPY
>>337384073
I fucking loved it, and I'm hoping new GW management lets San publish the rest sooner.
>>337384972
Sanguinius
Fulgrim
Russ
>>337384974
>Eisenhorn
>Heretic
I'll fuck you up IRL.
>>337384972
Remember; good guys always die first in W40k.
>>337384057
this >>337384213
Calth's sun would start giving off a ton of radiation every 15 or so years so the population just built a load of underground stuff and would wait it out.
>>337383768
your average agri-world dweller wouldnt know anything about all the stuff the imperium is fighting against beyond propaganda
>>337384350
There are more humans on ONE Imperial Hive world than there are Tau in the entire universe.
And there are Millions(billions?) of human worlds.
>>337384567
huh?
>be at a figurines shop
>want to buy a box of warhammer fantasy for some chill painting
>fag tells me that warhammer fantasy doesnt exist anymore and that its now called age of sigmar
>get flustered buy a box of 40k instead
>kinda hate how grimdark everything is
>read up on age of sigmar
>it seems really fun and accessable, casual fun
>people apparantly hate it
So nobody actually plays age of sigmar, right?
>>337385432
>So nobody actually plays age of sigmar, right?
Not really no.
What do you dislike about 40k?
>>337383996
Oh god you're back again
>>337385353
the drones they use have basic AI, but they have been linking them together to get more processing power out of them. theyre going to link up too many and create a genuine, self aware AI. Without an organic component to protect it from the Warp. (like Servitors do)
they're going to see a daemonic posession of a network of a massive number of drones, and it'll be nearly impossible to kill it since the Tau use those same drones to contruct the factories that build more drones.
>>337385432
It's a game that sets itself up so no one really wants to play it except maybe once or twice for shits and giggles on its ridiculous new "rules". Also, no army cap is mind boggling.
>>337383285
friendly reminder that this and all neo-/v/ fags are so obsessed with being ironic that they actually look down on people who don't shitpost
jesus christ
>>337383379
Did somebody say artefact?
>>337385432
It's not so much that we hate AoS.
It's that we hate GW for killing off original WHFB to make way for their warmahordes ripoff, when we've spent like 10-20 years building and collecting Warhammer Fantasy armies.
>>337384972
>Magnus
>Ferrus Manus
>Angron
>>337383285
Even Khorn isn't that mad.
You need to think about your life decisions, Anon.
>>337385432
age of sigmar isnt just bad because it simplified the game, it blatently targets a different audience and left its old fanbase in the dust. But it also completely changed everything about fantasy. Dorfs arent dorfy, theyre some kind of native south/central american thing.
All humans are now spess mehreens because spess mehreens sell better than any of their other lines, etc.
Even if people like the change of rules (which I dont think they do) they dont like what they did to the world of fantasy. Its much more something Blizzard would put out. Whether its bad or not isnt really relevant because its just not what the fanbase wanted.
>>337385232
I love how their current fate is all up in the air.
They could be completely annihilated and wiped out by the hive fleet.
Or they could survive and make a triumphant return to glory when their penance crusade is finally over.
I really, REALLY hope they make it through somehow, They've been through so much shit it wouldn't be fair to just let them die like dogs. They deserve better than that.
For every altruistic good deed they do, they get to deal with the worst luck imaginable x1000 afterwards.
>>337385519
I dont know much about how it plays, i mostly dislike how dark and edgy everything is. I just wanna play the good guys, but there arent any.
>inb4 tau
I like them as a faction, but their soldiers lokk a bit like robots.
>>337384735
I HAVEN'T PLAYED IT IN A FEW DAYS
I'LL RAM TWO[LOYALIST/spoiler] SHIPS TO MAKE UP FOR IT
>>337384972
Perturabo
Rogal Dorn
Lorgar
>>337379269
Horus was mad because he was bald and couldn't live with it. He wanted to be fabulous like Fulgrim.
>>337385637
>no army cap
YOU FUCK WOT!?!
>>337385791
The silly rules are what turned me off it.
I shouldn't need to colour-coordinate my outfit and bring a bottle of wine if I want to properly field my Slaneesh units in a certain world, god fucking dammit.
>>337385854
Taus are deluded irrelevant useful idiots who think they're the good guys, don't buy into their shit. Nurgle, despite being a Chaos god, is the nicest entity there is in 40k after the Emperor. He genuinely cares about his cultist and eases the pain of whoever suffers in this universe.
>>337385073
>turns traitor
>turns his best and most loyal friend turned into a Daemonhost
>turns another acolyte into a Daemonhost before that
>allows himself to become corrupted by Chaos and a willingness do to anything to get the job done
He's a fuckin' heretic.
>>337384909
>regular tau weapons are equivelant to imperial plasma guns, the imperium's heavy infantry killer. theyre more stable too.
Nope, Tau plasma rifle are more stable but are less powerfull than their imperial equivalent.
>But it takes several of the heaviest Tau ground unit to take down even a single Titan.
Manta. Tiger Shark.
But yeah they generally have an hard time dealing with them.
>titan tier firepower, absolutely pathetic.
They're getting there.
KX139 Ta'Unar Supremacy Armour
>>337385890
FUCK YOU FUCKING PRETTY MARINE
I'LL STICK MY BOOT UP YOUR SPARKLED ASS
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>337386018
>turns another acolyte into a Daemonhost before that
To stop a fucking Chaos Titan.
>turns his best and most loyal friend turned into a Daemonhost
After Fischig shot Eisenhorn TWICE.
>allows himself to become corrupted by Chaos and a willingness do to anything to get the job done
He's a radical, not a heretic. He only serves the Golden Throne, to the bitter end.
>>337385997
Basically bring what ever the fuck you want but there's a rule of you outnumber your opponent by 3 - 1 they can roll to get an automatic win
>>337384752
>>337385030
it got a lot worse as during the horus heresy a load of the AdMech joined horus and unleashed demonic computer viruses into pretty much all the factories, causing tons of info to be lost. Its why they are so excited to find blueprints offworld as theyre less likely to have been corrupted
>>337386018
>allows himself to become corrupted by Chaos and a willingness do to anything to get the job done
isnt that what inquisitors are for, though?
>>337386008
Cegorach is the confirmed nicest god. He does basically nothing bad to his followers, doesn't "gift" them space aids and fights for the souls of his disciples.
>>337385637
>>337385791
>>337385709
Imo age of sigmar would be great as a warhammer fantasy light game for children or new players.
>dont have to spend much for your first game
>short simple rulebook
>teaches you the fundamntals of tabletop gaming
Why they dont just released it along with keeping fantasy is beyond me. Although the sales guy has admitted that warhammer fantasy only sells like 20% of what 40k sells.
>>337386074
>Manta. Tiger Shark.
>ground units
>theyre getting there
but arent yet. so untill then, its not great.
>>337380978
>>337384063
His whole legion was basically fapping material women and faggots.
>>337379640
/v/ 40k discussion is awful please don't redirect them to /tg/
>>337386461
There's nothing wrong with having sex with guys Anon, you sound awfully insecure.
>>337386385
they would have to reserve some of their shelf space for the AoS line and compete with their own IP. They still have to set up that expensive-as-shit manufactoring line.
I understand why they did it, but they essentially told their old fanbase to fuck off and tried to pander to an audience that isnt really interested in the way they set up their rules.
>>337385854
If you want good guys just look into some of the "nicer" spess muhreen chapters.
Salamanders and Lamenters chapters are considered to be the only true good guys in the 40k universe
Tau as well, but their "greater good" has a huge shadow behind it etc.
Salamanders put huge weight on their family ties and good deeds etc.
While Lamenters do everything in their power to do the right thing and help the ones without power, even if it means their own deaths in the end. They are cursed with THE worst luck of anyone in the 40k universe. All of their stories are filled with tragic outcomes.
>>337386649
>forgetting the fact pic related is probably the most kind entity in the entire universe
>>337383996
hold on lads i got this
ahem
>CULTURAL EXCHANGE WITH DARK ELDAR
>LITERALLY OUTSMARTED BY ORKS
>OWNS LESS SPACE THAT ULTRAMAR
>>337386251
Great, lets throw balance right out the window.
That's like playing against some neckbeard that fields several titans when you have some tactical squads and bikes on the field.
>>337386461
There is nothing wrong with rubbing oil on your fellow battle brother.
>>337386812
But he's lost the plot.
>>337386649
The Blood Angels are pretty good too, when not flying into a psychotic rage.
The Dark Angels, Space Wolves, Ultramarines, and Blood Ravens also all kinda veer between 'good' and 'dick' depending on who's writing them.
>>337386858
Forgot the post battle celebration with necrons
>>337386649
I picked an imperial guard box, at least they look like they dont get off on being on the battlefield.
>>337386812
I think that's debatable. Yeah sure, he has the right idea for humanity, but it's clearly he's not really picky about means to accomplish his goals. He's just on such a level that he doesn't have to deal with petty shit and can instead play the megalomaniac and impose his will on the Imperium. Emperor never struck me as a particularity NICE guy.
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>>337383625
Fuck the Dune prequels. Fucking ruined Jihad.
I always assumed that it wasn't a literal war, just some religious movement that decided to get the fuck away from computers and AI.
RELEASE SPACE HULK ALREADY STREUM ON YOU CUNTS I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
>>337386812
I'd love to know about his younger days in the Unification Wars or maybe I should just watch Fist of The North Star.
>>337386918
Blood Ravens are literally the bestaquirerto ever exist.
>>337387117
Agreed
>>337384972
>Angron
>Leman Russ
>Ferrus Manus
>>337385048
Now we only have to find the STC for plastic, and STC for actually making lego!
>At least three worlds, a space marines chapter, two imperial destroyers and eleven billion civilian assets died to find a STC describing how to replace the fuse on a british plug.
>>337386918
I think it's funny that in a saner world Ultramarines would be the kind of chapter you always want around you. Yeah, they're boring and bland, but goddammit they do things by the book and are dependable for it.
>>337383996
Friendly reminder that the Tau may appear shiny and clean on the surface but deep down they are as self-serving and devious as any other faction.
Also the Tau are just one of like 500,000 similarly sized irrelevant galactic empires in the fluff anyway.
>>337387062
Well he IS right and he knows it. It's like if you're an RTS player, have a clear plan in mind. Suddenly, one of your units decides not to obey and disrupts your entire plan because large parts of your army follows them. You can't suffer that so you execute that unit. You don't even consider an irrelevant virtual unit, they're meaningless. That's how the Emperor feels, since he's born from the merging of thousands of psyker souls, his plan is the only way for Mankind to survive in the long run.
>>337381529
he should have created 3 father primarchs and 3 child primarch under each
emperor being the ultimate grandpa
>>337383996
>dumber than orks
>337385848
you just know they're gonna come out and manage to build up a tiny scout company before all their new boys get taken by slaaneshfags for delicious raep
>>337386649
>Salamanders and Lamenters chapters are considered to be the only true good guys in the 40k universe.
That's not how you spell Space Wolves, who have essentially played Captain America for the Imperium for the last 10k years.
>>337387263
Why was Chaos Gate so great /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx61xeDV_60
>>337387386
Comes with the territory when they're being mind-controlled by the Ethereals
Is there any video that explains completely explains the Horus Heresy?
>>337387016
imperial guard are great. I wish there was a larger variety of equipment available for them though. the standard cadian look is nice and all, but there's so much more neat stuff in their lore.
>>337384972
>No mention of Dalridius the Maligned, outcast primarch of the expunged legion.
Can I get some tips for playing SPEHS MUHREENS in Dawn of War 1? I know they should probably be really easy to play, but I always get a bit overwhelmed with options.
>>337387564
Read the lexicanum entries, they're good.
>>337386918
Oh yeah, them too definitely.
Ultramarines are good, but as in good by the book. Codex astartes, regulations etc. They are highly depenable, but horribly bland compared to everyone else, where their only flaw is that they are too damned perfect.
Blood Ravens tend to be nice, you just end up a with some random stuff missing all of a sudden when they leave
Space Wolves just wanna party all day
Dark Angels are basically dark and brooding crusaders repenting for their past mistakes by purging all evil and pledging their full allegiance to the emperor
Blood angels are the chapter that the Lamenters came from, but yeah, they suffer from the black rage so whenever they aren't going full blown berserk mode they are fairly kind and honorable.
>>337387564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ_WBEU9_e4
>>337386860
>>337386860
Yeah it's pretty fucked, bigger horde armies like Skaven that only have one wound get fucked by the tougher armies because you'll always outnumber em to compensate
Plus being able to ally any army together is pretty heretical
>>337387457
The voices are a bit meh IMO. Wish they went with deeper voices, sounds like a bunch of manlets chanting.
>>337384606
Why the fuck the Hive fleets didn't come from the other side of the Galaxy? The Tyranids and Chaos would just kill each others and leave the Imperium alone.
>>337387696
Spam scouts early game, get as many control points as possible. Marines are great, upgraded marines are better. Vehicles are stupidly powerful to crush the enemy, terminators are basically game enders. Apothecary + Chaplain give insane AoE regen so none of your marines die. Plasma guns vs tanky infantry, Missiles vs buildings and vehicles, chaingun against everything if you're not sure.
>>337387696
build tactical marines for shootan enemies
build assault marines to protect your ranged guys from getting caught in melee.
then DEEP STRIKE
Since BFG Armada's soundtrack is fairly forgettable, I put together a playlist on youtube, featuring DoW soundtracks, SoaSE stuff and imperium-themed songs : https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMi_cG4mCoCjKe-CBWUMknX-_bTZmOhzD
>>337387696
Vanilla? DC? SS?
Solo or multi?
>>337384780
dont worry the farsight colonies will ally with someone and continue without the greater good
>>337388150
>When the orbital strike hits the Tau orphanage just right
>>337384780
>Sanguinius looking incredibly cool and posing with a fucking daemon head in his hand
How fucking based can a single primarch be?
>>337387446
>>337388150
Why is Randy Orton a space marine?
>>337388007
Seems reasonable.
>>337388212
DC solo for now.
>>337383285
Yeah we gotta stay focused guys! Only threads about anime dating sims are allowed on /v!
>>337381806
Thank you anon, I have waited literally years to see this posted again.
>>337388281
>when the TechMarine "recovers" an ancient, "lost" artifact of the Dark Angels for the armoury
>>337387016
Imps are just normal humans, just another cog in the warmachine. Highly expendable compared to the superhuman warriors out there.
>"If you don't serve on the battlefield, then you will serve on the firing line"
etc.
There's plenty of good guardsmen companies, but there's also plenty of the grimdark ones.
Just go link surf the companies on the lexicanum or a wiki to learn more about them, there's an extreme variety to each of the companies, a lot of them taking direct inspiration to real life stuff.
My favorite being the 597th Regiment of the Valhallan Ice Warriors where Commisar Ciaphas Cain serves, probably the only Imperial commisar with fucking common sense and that actually cares for his men and women serving under him. The company itself is pretty neat as well, as its 2 regiments combined into one because they suffered to big of losses to recooperate, so they combined them into one. Catch is that they were one male only and a female only regiments, so lots of shenanigans there.
>>337387953
If we could trick the Nids into attacking the EoT, that'd be greeeeeeat.
Maybe have the Necrons corral them in there.
>>337387696
If DC and Soulstorm you have to keep in mind your heroes are the best and strongest thing in your army.
Attach Chaplain to Grey Knights to have an unkillable squad
Attach Force Commander to terminators and/or Librarian and have auras every FUCKING where. Also Librarian makes everyone literally unkillable for a short period of time which, the Chaplain boosts health Regen and FC boosts damage
There. Also orbital bombardments awhile at it.
>>337388473
>When you pop spirit stones like bubble wrap
>>337388532
>nids enter the eye of terror
>hivemind cant keep the hive imuune from chaos on their home turf
>chaos mutated and posessed tyranids
>>337380379
He'd be real fucking upset
>>337388648
>When the chainsaw hits the Tau warrior right between the armor joints
>>337387953
How would the Eye of Terror react to the full might of the Shadow in the Warp? Could the Nids save the galaxy from Chaos?
>>337388586
Alright, thanks.
>>337388807
When you shoot a lascannon at a Land Raider and roll double sixes
>>337388473
It would be a shame if somebody other then the Emperors Choosen would get their hands on such magnificent things!
>>337388807
>When the power sword cuts the Ork Warboss in half
>>337388767
obligatory bruva alfabusa link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuvHPr4BGk
>>337388379
>DC solo
Eldar are broken in DC so kill them ASAP.
Then go for Tau because they can get bullshit with their ranged weaponry and their stealthy shit. Get the bonus that allow you to start with a pre-built base and the bonus that allow you to attack twice in a turn, those are really broken.
Specialize your squad instead of giving them different heavy weapon.
Scout sniper rifle are good but they shouldn't be your main attack force, use them as fire support or for scouting and picking some isolated enemies.
Honor Guard are not so usefull and will mainly be used for capping.
Which chapter/legion has the best colour schemeand why is it pre-heresy world eaters
>>337388716
That or have nids be on the outskirt of EoT, delicious forever biomass.
is it true the elder created the eye of terror accidentally? like the craft world of ulthwe was so psychically decadent it imploded and then chaos?
>>337387446
This picture is missing the Forgebreaker, the thunderhammer of fucking Ferrus Manus and Perturabo, which the Bloody Magpies somehow get gifted to them
>>337386554
>>337389332
More like the entirety of the Eldar race lived the /d/ life too much, and then yes, birth of slaanesh.
>>337389332
Yup.
Literally orgied so hard that it made a god.
