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Confess your gaming sins.
All shall be forgiven.
I fucking loved Fahrenheit
I shitpost consoles because I have grown bored with PC gaming.
>>337345735
i like to spend time with my girlfriend of two years. im going to propose to her soon and i hope to raise a family with her
I used to scam people on the demo version of Phantasy Star Universe Online for Xbox 360. I would offer nudes which I didn't have and then run away with all their money
I got bored of Morrowind after two hours
Never touched it again
I like to play video games.
>>337345735I played Splinter Cell Chaos Theory Versus with wallhack. People thought I was so pro. I just didn't shoot through walls and all that shit
>>337345735I finished all the final fantasy games with cheatsall of themExcept 13, and partially 13-2, in which I used cheats only against the final boss
I never defeated smelter demon in Dark Souls 2 without a phantom.
>>337345735
When Halo 3 was in it's peak, I would regularly look at recent people I gamed with and if they were dumb enough to have open forge worlds I would go in and delete as much as possible before booted.
>>337346107
c'mon anon
Im really fuckin gay and have erp'd on steam before
70 hours in Spelunky, reached ice stage only once.
also, Spore
In every Dark Souls game I have summoned for pretty much every boss. I attempted to do a no summon run on Dark Souls and gave up on the Bell Gargoyles. All of my friends think I'm really good at the game but I'm a fucking fraud.
I've never played MGS1 but I love all the other games
i dont think i will buy another video game console unless i have children and they want it
>>337345735
I pre-order games all the time for shit I don't even care about.
Somebody help me.
>>337345735
I am picking up Doom at midnight even though I know I should wait to see if it's actually good.
Forgive me father
All I fucking play is Musou games now.
I buy every one and playe them for hundreds of hours.
When I was a consolepleb playing MW2 on the 360 I used to send all recent players a message saying I could get them into a tenth prestige lobby and it costed 1600 microsoft points. I actually got quite a lot from dipshits. I justified this by reminding myself they were playing cod in the first place.
i just bought overwatch because it is a more casual experience than tf2. i'm getting old and i'm getting bad at video games
I do a normal mode run before switching to hard mode.
>>337347201
You and me, dude. It's so hard to find the time when you have a job and a 1.5 hour commute.
the only GTA i played was 3
Fallout New Vegas was boring to me
I actually enjoyed Saint Row 4
It's been almost a year since my last confession.I used a summon on the tree boss in DS3I just built a gaming pc and i have no idea what i'll be playing on it besides overwatchI bought an xbox one and have never used itI'm interested in speedrunning and streaming myself doing so
>>337347201
>change in medication made my hands shakey
>reflexes have gone to shit
>having to wear gloves for early onset arthritis
I'm only 25. Kill me.
I could only beat the first level of God Hand before putting it on hold. I'm not Alexander.
>>337345735
I have never owned a Nintendo game in my life.
Well, besides Mario Kart and Mario party.
>>337345735
I love two worlds
I spent over 900 hours wandering around Africa and Afghanistan in MGSV.
I'm not sure when or how I did that, but I did, and I enjoyed it, it was comfy.
>>337345735
I have never played any mario, sonic, castlevania, etc. games.
I have never owned a console.And I dont even want one.
>>337347201
>Am 27
>Only getting better at games like Dark Souls with time
The age thing is ridiculous, you sound like Pat from Two Best Friends "OH I'M 30 I'M SO OLD AND GETTING SO BAD AT GAMES"
Your age has nothing to do with you being bad at learning to play things better.
>>337345960
>>337347123
I share the same sin anon(s)
I've never not cheated/hacked/exploited or otherwise manipulated games for an advantage over other players unless it was something like a fighter on console in person.
>>337345735
I got myself stuck in permanent Stockholm syndrome where I always bicker about moba games and how much I hate them while also being unable to cut myself free and stop playing them.
I always play on pheonix mode in FE Fates. I'll get ~10 chapters in and then just want to steamroll over everything.
>>337345735
I joined the goober crusade in 2014 because I was stupid enought not to realize that it was not about muh corrupt journalists, but about harassing anyone working in the vidya industry not lucky enough to be a male
Ace Apollo is my favorite AA character. He also has the best pursuit theme.
>>337347224
I got you, I dedicate my time to knowing the mechanics so it's easier
Like Fucking RE for Gamecube that shit was hard especially the bosses
>>337347717
>27 and quoting e-celebs
Watching games doesn't take any skill and I'd rather be shit at games than autistic.
>>337345881
I hope she cheats on you with steve, he's the one she really loves
I couldn't beat NG+ Orphan and had to summon. The trophy screenshot for Orphan shows the summon right in front of me.
I played over 180 hours of Skyrimon console
This isn't as much as a gaming sin as a /v/ sin but ESO is the best MMORPG I've ever played and probably the best combat out of any RPG I've played in years, the exception being Gothic 2. By far the best combat out of any Elder Scrolls game.
>>337347951
tumblr pls
>>337348226
I also enjoy ESO. I don't feel bad about it at all.
>>337345735I just passed an interview for a very popular AAA studio having played none of their games.
I beat Demon's Crestonly because I used cheats.
I pirated every single player game i've played
>>337345735
My girlfriend who played not a lot of games throughout her life is the most capable and useful co-op partner I've ever had in any video game ever, to the point that I'm retroactively annoyed at friends who have played games their whole lives and have always been terrible in coop situations.
>>337345891
So I wasn't the only one.
I thoroughly enjoyed Thief 2014
I buy kids games even though they are too easy because they are the only games that still havelittle boys in major roles
>>337347720
thank you anon.
It feels good to know I am not alone
>>337345960
I adore Morrowind, and as someone who does, I can tell you that's totally okay Anon, it's not for everyone.
>>337348310
That's a good thing though. AAA studious need fresh faces.
>>337348310
Unless you lied and said you had played their games, what does it matter?
>>337348413
filthy shotacon
I savescum and cheat engine regularly.
>>337347407
Maybe you need someone to play more videogames. I can help.
i never completed the original super mario bros
>>337347146
Literally how? They're incredibly boring.
I haven't played a Zelda game
I play Dwarf Fortress with a tileset.
>>337348680
Perhaps the same could be said for all videogames.
>>337347951
Haha, oh wow. How does Anita's feet taste like?
>>337345735
my two favourite genres by hours played are mmo and singleplayer FPS in that order
>Who threw that flashbang
>I dont speak up
I always thought dating a gamer girl would be great. Until I dated one who only liked Sonic games. The relationship didn't last long.
>>337348810
Not really.I read that in Dracula's voice.
>>337348763
ooOOOOOoo damn son, you arn't an autismo matrix operator, what a sin
>>337345735
I've never played any souls game, but that doesnt stop me from shitposting in souls threads about how awful DS1 is compared to DeS and DS2
>>337348957
>only liked Sonic games
>gamer
Not sure if you're just stupid or a massive casual.
The following games were better in 2D:
Final Fantasy
CastlevaniaMetal Gear
Metroid Other M, Zelda Skyward Sword, Fallout 4 and MGS V are the best games in their respective series, and i played the whole series of each of them.
>>337349045Ghost Babel best MG game
>>337345735
Father, where do I begin?
>>337348680
Your favorite video games are incredibly boring.
I played a few hours of Deus Ex and then quit because it wasn't fun
I only buy games with cute girls in it.
I always eventually end up cheating in RPGs, not because I can't win normally, but because my OCD gets too powerful and I have to find ways around avoiding being start in a restart loop and continuing to feel satisfied that I have the best save possible in that game.
>Currently playing through DSIII on a second run with super damage to guarantee bonus souls on overkill
>Always use items available to get most amount of souls
>100% drop rate to ensure every enemy I kill always drops everything they can drop, every time
>Savescum to avoid deaths
>Always use NPC summons
>Saves where I play normally I end up never giving a shit about and end up deleting after beating the game because I undoubtedly missed shit.
Being autistic is suffering.
>>337348529yeah, I know one of the leads and an artist in there, would absolutely love to work in their environment
>>337348540I kinda did and I have played some games briefly but barely remember. I have worked on their games more as an intern than played them
I don't like fighting games because I'm bad at them. I tried playing SFII Turbo once and couldn't land a single punch on the computer. I get frustrated that the Haidouken is too complicated of a combo for me to execute so what's the point of playing if I can't do cool shit
>>337349182
Look, I'm not trying to shit on you for your genre of choice - I'm honestly wondering what you see in those games.
I've played a fair few of them over the years and I've always gotten bored after a few hours, no other genre of games do this to me.
I get really angry at censorship in games, contact the devs letting them know my dismay.
And i end up buying the games anywau because not buying it wont change anything.
I also justbought 24 doujins mostly based in a mobage, and im not gonna scan a single one.
I fell into the gaming PC meme and now I'm left with an $850 school-work computer.
>>337349439
>and im not gonna scan a single one.
over the fucking line
I summoned someone to help me beat the final boss of DS3. I had died only about 4 times before I gave up doing it solo because I just wanted to see the ending already.
>>337349417
Does this count?
When Sm4sh first came out I frequently played For Glory, I told my friends I was undefeated for a week of playing, now for some reason they think I was the best in the world for a week.
I never told them that the logic in that makes no sense, I just let them believe it
>>337348602
what do you mean
>>337349525
Why don't you buy games?
>>337349537
Listen to the words that will drive you over the edge: they contain doujins from masters like HBO Henkuma and Mix Fry
I play warband with a difficulty setting of 18%
>>337349659
I do
My steam profile has over 98 games on it, all installed.
and I have less than an hour on any of them I DID play.
i've never beaten a pure platform game, 3d or 2d
aside from the half-life and portal series, i can't remember the last time i beat a game without using some sort of a guide
i've spent real money on CS skins (like $10, but still)
>>337345881
cuck
>>337345735
I would whore my night elf character in WoW for gold.
>>337345735
i don't care about videogames
>>337349754
Why can't you play them? Too much time spent using your PC to shitpost?
>>337349431
Maybe I'm better at handling repetition than you, I dunno. I always hear people complaining about repetition yet you can apply that to any game that doesn't have some huge gameplay shift throughout it. Beat em ups/hack n slash games whatever you wanna call it was always something I loved.
>>337348220
that's not so bad, I know this one dude that likely has autism because he brags about how he still plays 40 hours of skyrim a week to this day, and he bought the game on launch on the 360. He has also never tried any of the other elder scrolls games.
I hate playing established characters because I can't self-insert and live vicariously through them.
>>337349872
Sounds very autismal
>>337349849
They're all boring
>Mustard race gets butt-blasted over somebody not liking his platform
>i never played any metal gear solid games and watched lets plays instead
>despite that i still shitpost in all mgs threads
>despite that i still make fun of people being anything less then european extreme at it
several years ago my friend convinced me senior year of high school to get a gaming laptop for college. he said he did his research so i didnt bother. i bought a $1200+ 17" screen piece of shit from ibuypower thats too huge to take anywhere and not powerful enough to run most higher end games. basically its got the worst part of both laptops and desktops into one big turd. i cant afford a new one for a long time and i have no one to blame but myself
>>337349948
and by boring I mean nothing ever seems to have impact.
It's all very dry to play. Then again the only thing the PC is good for is the small selection of games that have mods.
I have not played a single Final Fantasy game, and I don't have any interest in doing so.
>>337349361
Which studio?
>>337349417
>>337349603
This makes me sad...
>>337349641
I mean that maybe need more people to play more variety of games, many end up being boring when played alone .
I accidentally summoned for pontiff and didn't want to be mean to the guy so I let him stay and I felt cheated out of a boss fight.
>>337346115
That's fucking hilarious, I didn't even know you could join random people even if they had an open lobby
I still play minecraft multiplayer.
I still play minecraft multiplayer on servers that use the pokemon mod.
Lord help me.
I was genuinely sad at the ending to pic related
I finish so few games these days, but I'll read about them and form an opinion like I've actually played them, and give people shit for failing at easy parts/etc.
I've spent more time and money on Jetpack Joyride than any other game the last year or two.
>>337345735
I fapped to the sex scenes in fable 1
I think tomb raider: underworld is the best in the series
>>337349948
>>337350060
I'm not buttblasted, I'm just legitimately trying to understand. You've paid a lot for your PC so why wouldn't you play the games you would normally play on console on it?
A paused screen in Streets Of Rage where Blaze is doing her jump kick and you can see a mass of pixels that vaguely resembles her underwear was my first video game fap.
>>337345735
I trusted /v/ and bought aWii U.
I only owntwo fucking games for it. I will never buy another Nintendo console, they're already dead as far as I'm concerned.
I have over 200 hours in APB Reloaded.
I've only finished like 5 games. I own hundreds and barely touch more than the same 4 or 5, and those ones are open-ended
I won't buy FFX on Steam because I don't think I can get Lulu final weapon without savestates
im Australian
>>337350750
i did something similar with chun-li in SF2 on the genesis
I unironically like Shadow the Hedgehog, and I've 100% completed it with about 60 endings
I still enjoy games from Bethesda. I never had a PS4. I only finished Touhou on easy modo.
>>337345881
TWO YEARS?
LMAO
I never beat the final boss of Tri Force Heroes. Just used a fairy to skip to the end and get the item.Oh, I also punched a baby once. But in my defense that baby was being a dick.
I bought senran kagura purely to masturbate to it.
>>337350931
Wasn't there like 300+ possible path variations?
I usually pick up new games and get bored of them, whenever I'm bored I instantly start to look for nude or lewd mods. This has ruined the experience for me in many games so much that I don't even finish them.
I boot up the game, play with character creator to make a qt girl I can fap to, fap, quit game.This is one of the reasons I never completed Witcher 3.
I prefer edgy characters over happy-go-lucky protagonists with debatable amounts of character development.Lightning=Ramza=Zack Fair > Cloud > Squall > Terra > Bartz > Tidus
>>337351108
Yeah
>>337346474
Are you me
I have never cared for fallout at all, so the release of 4 flew right over me, and I still don't care
>>337348220
Jesus. How many of those hours were spent on loading screens?
>>337346474
Hello me.
>tfw friends beat final boss in DaS3 solo
>tfw I only beat the game before them because I summoned 3 phantoms for it.
I haven't played a game other than CS:GO for 3 years, and before that it was Source. I'm quitting both for Overwatch
>>337349836
>he plays alliance
>>337348853
Kek I can relate
>>337346474
My friends are all such fucking scrubs at dark souls 3.
I listened to one shouting on skype about nameless king for about an hour
>ITS TOO FAR AWAY
>THE DRAGONS HEAD IS BROKEN.
>YOU CAN'T DODGE IT.
Almost died when it he finally beat the dragon.
>THERES A FUCKING SECOND PHASE.
>*Indiscriminate crumpling noises*
>IM DONE IM FUCKING DONE, *Alt F4s*
I only like Dark Souls because I loved twinking.
Now that it's harder/impossible I barely touched Dark Souls 2 or 3.
I also regret getting them on PC and not PS4, DS2 is the only game that didn't give me any fucking issues aside from looking like shit.
I honestly think that Rachet and Clank 2 was the weakest out of the trilogy.I enjoy Spore a lot but that might be because I wasn't on the hype train.I really don't like most multiplayer games.I bought my computer instead of building it, fuck that was a really bad idea.
>>337345735
I killed Dwayne in GTA IV.
>>337351915
>I enjoy Spore a lot but that might be because I wasn't on the hype train.
I was on the hype train and I still enjoyed Spore.
Just not as much as I wanted to. Space stage was particularly boring to me when I realised how basic it was. I wanted to make fleets and have space combat.
>never played sh 2
>Never played zelda
>Never played sotc
>Gave up dark souls completely after first bell
>gone 28/3 in halo reach swat while tbagging non-stop. Even made overkill extermination while doing it
>used walls in css once
>I killed wrex
I got this 3
Never finished/completed any of the most popular Nintendo franchises outside of N64.
I use cheat engine with grand strategy games, I love them but completely suck otherwise
>>337347717
>used to be completely shit at games as a teenager
>drop games because they're too hard
>revisit games and beat them now that I'm older
wew
I love this game. I play Crucible almost every night. My warlock has 335 light.
>>337352103
rekt
>>337352103
YOU HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN.
I've spent a far greater time browsing and posting here the last 4 years than actually playing games
>>337348114
>ng+
its alright anon, thats acceptable
I'm getting Overwatch on PS4 and am going to love it after enjoying playing the beta.
Specifically PS4 because I have absolutely zero mouse aiming skills and don't have the patience to git gud.
>>337349537
ordered 25 doujins, but I cant wait for this one to arrive.
my dick is ready
http://exhentai.org/g/929875/92dd444fc1/
>>337352397
>want to play overwatch on PC
>have to get it on Xbone instead since my 4 friends are
It's not fair
I enjoyed vanilla Skyrim on PS3.
I never finished Ocarina of Time, Demons' Souls or Bloodborne.
I fapped to in game polygons. Mostly OoT
>>337345735
I wear a headset when playing single player games
I died to the deacons of the deep in the new dark souls
>>337345881
>two years
Unless you're in your 40s already, that is not long enough, Anon. If you're not already living together, try it for a while and make sure you can still stand seeing her 24/7 for a couple years. Been with my girlfriend for almost 4 years, been living together for a bit over a year. It's going well, but I still wanna give it a couple more years before proposing.
>>337345735
The first time I played MGS2 and 3, when I got caught I would quit and reload my save
I built a somewhat expensive gaming PC and the only thing I play on it is DOTA2
I once shat on a urinal
I have a small plush of a vidya character that I cuddle every night when I sleep because she's my waifu and I love her more then anything.
>>337349709
FUCKING ANON PLS
>>337349709
>cartoon porn comics
nothing of value
>>337353001
>Living in sin
>Taking advice from a degenerate.
I shig.
>>337348957
You could say the relationship went too fast
>>337353781
>sin exists
I dig
I'm a Nintendrone but I don't like Mario as a character or Mario 64
>>337348220
I have a character who I've put400 hoursinto on console.
I enjoyed Sonic 06.
>>337353456
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=162618
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=160203
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=161856
http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/41/53/040030415366.html
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these are also looking very promising.
>Got away with armor trimming in Runescape multiple times
>Created Gamebanana tier MLP mods for TF2
>Planning on buying Legion
>Canadian
>Plays Junkrat like Demoman
>Fap to fur, but keep that shit hidden since I ain't so fucking freak who sprays their fucking sparklewolf everywhere
>Bought a Wii U and still not sorry about it
>Never played a Playstation console, But did own a PSP until some fuckwit tripped me and broke it
>>337345735
I speed run any game i play
I enjoyed Beyond: Two Souls and am waiting to hear more about Detroit: Become Human
>>337347453exact same here
Cheated at Shit Strike: Global Overrated and boosted my account and my friends' to global. Didn't get a single ban.
I enjoyed Undertale.
I've long since sold all my consoles and my steam account
I only come here now to shitpost
>>337355385
Also I honestly think every elder scrolls game is miles better then it's predecessor. Yes, I think Skyrim blows Morrowind out of the water.
>>337355385
more THICC please
>>337348378
I wish I could kill you through my screen
I finish 50% of Super Paper Mario with a guide
I enjoyed Wii Fit series
I haven´t played with my nintendog
I buyed Portal 2 at full price
>>337355653
I've never played morrowind but I could not stand oblivion for anything longer than a couple of hours
Skyrim was a blast though, no intention of playing it again though
I savescum in everything.
I hate The Witcher 3.
I think that FFXII is the best 3D FF.
I playedand enjoyedFront Mission Evolved.
>>337347717
>friend is 27
>only uses auto rifles in shooters because he says pulling the trigger repeatedly hurts his hands because he's getting old
The dude delivers medical supplies for a living and doesn't use his hands for anything more complicated than building gunpla.
>>337356009
>>337355653
>>337355385
pass the sauce brother
I currently own all three legend of spyros the two classic spyros for the ps2 and spyro year of the dragon for the ps1
I have a ps2 that i had since i was 5
I only have games where you can play as a dragon, a dog/wolf and fucking car games.
>>337356396
>I have a ps2 that i had since i was 5
THAT makes me feel old
I have used my 3ds for porn several times in absence of a phone or computer
>>337356493
Sorry Anon ,_,
>>337356529
And you made me piss myself laughing
>>337351272
I bought an Alienware desktop
I have no plans to buy a current gen system, the only games I play on my PS3 are DD and GTAO. I mostly play PS1/2 rpgs and older PC games. Gaming as it is is a dead horse filled to the brim with skinner boxes and jewery.
I mod TES games without really experimenting with the base game. The most I've played of the base games is 3-4 hours of Oblivion. I still think the games are piss poor in quality.
I used to preorder games with no intention of buying them just to get the gaming swag, back when you got actual stuff like shirts, posters, or keychains. I would blatantly roll over the preorder to a new game to get that bonus weekly.
I sold my room mates PS4 for $1000 on release, then told my roommate afterward. Gave him $300 and said I sold it for $600. I thought he would be mad but the only game he had for it was Asscreed unity (he's a massive Asscreed fan), and had bought the season pass. The game killed his interest in the series so bad he wasn't mad, he took me out to dinner and payed with the $300.
My first fap ever was to chun-li's hold down animation in SFA
>>337345735
I bought dlc for My Life as a King.
Not the extra races though, I'm not that big of a faggot.
>>337356394
0r0ch1. The artist is a piece of shit, but his art is pretty fappable.
>>337356797
Why is he a piece of shit?
>>337356529
Was it in 3D at least?
>>337355321
you bastard...
>>337356892
Because if you're not in his face five he won't give you the time of day and gets all high and mighty because he draws porn. Bitch loooves his money too. Like he would charge you for simply talking to him if he could. He's just a shitter all around with no particular respect for his fans unless you're getting your wallet out.
>>337345735
i hate all souls games and i am proud about that. Roast me if you want, it doesn't change that those games are shit.
First time I played through Banjo Tooie I used cheats even though they were completely unnecessary.
>>337353781
>waiting until marriage to move in with someone
>relationship falls apart because you realize you don't actually get along as well as you thought
>all that money and time wasted
>embarrassment of divorce is worse than the judgment from religious shitters for premarital fucking and living together
Kek.
I never tried playing Banjo and Kazooie even though I have an original cart
>>337357109
>Face five
Fav five. Fuck.
Anyway he's the kanye west of furry porn.
I can't stop safescumming my way out of bad situations in Dwarf Fortress and Rimworld
I'm a dirty savescummer. I abuse saves whenever I possible can. Constantly loading and saving until things go exactly how I want them to.
>>337348220
Same here. Played the hell out of Oblivion and Skyrim on the consoles and I can't even sit at my PC for more than 20 minutes before I quit.
The only Sonic game I played in my life was Heroes.
>>337350819
What I did was mute the game and go to the region of Thunder Plains with the highest lightning strike frequency.
The white flash would cause my tv monitor to buzz.
>>337345735
I used to use an Action Replay.
I never play games on the hardest difficulty. I very rarely play games on a difficulty one step above normal.
>>337357507
I discovered savescumming during Nyx Avatar fight in Persona 3. Still haven't used it, but at least I wouldn't have to fight him again for 45 minutes if i fucked up
>>337345735
I try to convince people that one game is good, just to play with someone.
I always summon a gank squad in the Souls games if I'm invaded.
I savescummed a few times on Recettear.
>>337349135
i have this game and ive never even played it
Not vidya, but once when I was working at Target I stole 8 iPods and got 2 people fired over it.
I was caught up in the release hype of starbound and convinced my friend to buy it.
I consider Shadow of the Colossus the greatest game of all timesI never played Ico
>>337358039
>tfw I fell for it too
>Got like four people hype too
I'm an obsessive compulsive masturbator. I'll jack it five or six times on a bad day. I also never wash my hands afterwards. I shake lots of hands and apologize for having slightly sweaty palms.
I liked way to much playing a spongebob squarepants game
I shit on games I haven't played
>>337348356
It might be because they think they know better and don't properly cooperate.
My girlfriend is the same, and gets bummed thinking she is holding me back but the reality is I take on too much myself and put us in shitty positions
I pirate and play literally everything on PC and buy console versions instead. I won't support a platform with such a cancerous community.
I use i-frame cheats on every first playthrough of souls games
I have only played heartgold on my 3ds
I ruined Doodle or Die by relentlessly pushing sharktits. I was on /v/ for nearly 13 hours a day hunting down Doodle or Die threads just to make sharktits a thing. Though I'm not souly to blame for sharktits, I was a major player in forcing the meme.
>>337347951
>Either bait or fuckwit who bailed at the first sign of trouble
IF YOU SHALL NOT SERVE IN COMBAT, THEN YOU SHALL SERVE ON THE FIRING LINE!
>>337345735
When ever I try to play video games, I get the urge to fap. If I fap, I lose the urge to play video games. I want to break out of this cycle.
but its fun
I still don't understand what GamerGate is it why it was such a big deal.
>>337358625
you sound like a 16 year old
I haven't finished a game in 8 years.
I have strong opinions on balance in multiplayer games I play on what the best plays are despite not being skilled enough to actually execute those high level plays myself.
I play Love Live SIF on a daily basis.
>>337358702
Better then me. I'll silently masturbate while talking with friends and family over Skype. If I'm not playing vidya and just chilling in Skype/mumble/discord/whatever I'm masturbating to furry porn while actively talking to everyone.
>>337352773
Is that actually in the game? If so there's no shame
>>337358830
You sound like a quitter
>>337346278
Spore was fun man
I enjoy playing video games.
I've played LoL since season 2 and have over 500 dollars invested. Can I truly be saved
I have never played DOOM or Chrono cross/trigger
I used save states on the final boss of Golden Sunfuck that outer space bullshit
I've played Mortal Kombat 2011, and masterbated to Kano strangling the various guys in the game.
>>337345735
I think Dwarf Fortress is extremely overrated.
I have never finished EYE. I got bored after completing first cycle, and then just dropped it.
>>337359249
fuck EYE, that shit was boring as fuck.
Fite me faggots.
I didn't enjoy Morrowind or Skyrim.
Oblivion is my favourite TES.I enjoyed Daggerfall and RedguardI don't know how to add spoilers without typing it
>>337358789
Me neither. Never really tried to follow and I don't really care if there's sjw stuff in a game as long as it doesn't ruin the game. If it does, then I won't play it. Not much else to say
>>337345735
I buy all my videogames. I own a high end PC and a PS4, I enjoy games on both platforms. Thats right, I enjoy video games. I'm so sorry /v/
I brag about how fucking rad I am at games and have a list of cool shit I've done.
But one of them is a lie.
I've never actually managed tokill ballos
I've spent over 200 dollars on custom ordered fetish porn of some vidya girlsand I want to spend more in the future, fucking kill me.
>>337359445ctr+s
I bought Battlefield 4 Premium for twenty bucks, but it's an EA game and I know I shouldn't have done that.
Forgive me, Lord Jesus.
I think Fallout 4 wasn't that bad
>>337359684Thank you
>>337359687
wow i think i been here too long all i see is loss on the wall
>>337345735
Forgive me farther for i have indeed sinnedI dont know how to spoil properly cause i barely post
I bought a bunch of amiibos during the time when they were like gold dust to the point i spend £40 pounds on a little mac amiibo
cause im poor and suffer from depression to make ends meet i sold most of my gaming stuff, my 3ds and all the games i had on there my ps4 games, bloodborne at cex because i dont know how to sell stuff on ebay
Spoiler i never told anyone
i fingered my cuson when i was 13 (she was 15) i had no idea wtf i was doing we've never spoken about it since and i never told anyone about it either
I've started Chrono Trigger 4 times and never finished it.
I've started Super Mario RPG 5 times and never finished it.
I've started Earthbound a few times too, but I actually finished it because I was stuck at the psychiatrist and had nothing to do
I love the characters and settings but I just can't for the life of me get into turn based combat
I always like to play as the "le wacky" character.
Jinx back when I played lol, peacock in skullgirls, junkrat in overwatch, the pyro in tf2, hsen Kyo in darkstalkers,
Ellis in l4d.
I like being around happy people in real life, so I guess crazy giggling weirdos still count as happy for that part of my brain.
>>337346763
Do itit mah fav
i am addicted to phone games and have never felt so angry at a meta since hearthstone's undertaker hunter with 2 mana buzzard and unleash
I used cheats on Persona 4and 3
I buy and play modern Blizzard games, but I've never touched StarCraft 1 or 2. I buy every WoW expansion at launch knowing full well it'll only be fun for a month or two, and I have no intention of ending this cycle.I bought Diablo 3 twice. The second time was on Xbox One and I only play that version.
>>337360052
I play mobile games all the time i spent countless of hours into bleach brave souls and i dont even like bleach that much...
I masturbate to the Sims 2 as it caters towards mypregnancyfetish.I find sex disgusting, so normal porn just won't do. I just want to make cute girls and have their partner's interact with their bumps.
Let's players honestly making me wonder why I even bother playing video games.
I enjoy myself while playing them but while I'm not I just think of how its just time wasting.
I don't even enjoy LP's, They're boring as fuck.
I don't have the skill or the patience to 100% Super Meat Boy.
I have a shit ton of video games. Like we're talking thousands of dollars worth. I've only played like 30% of them. And I've only finished like 10% of them.
I used a guide to get through la-mulana. Not even to solve the puzzles, just to figure out where the fuck I was supposed to go.
I suck at video games, all of them.
However, I love them.And making them too. In fact I like them more since I became a dev
>>337360414
So you're anyone with a Steam account older than 2010 or so
>>337359896
When you sayfingereddo you mean you just popped them in accidently without think, or you actually know what you were doing?
Does she know what your intention was?Is she hot?
>>337360414
me tooi got most of them by scamming people in the glorydays of tf2 economy pretending i was a girl
I became interested in Overwatch because of the Tracer controversy and now I have it preordered because the beta was a blastand Tracer is cute as a button. I even have her Pop Vinyl figure preordered.
The Last of Us is my favorite game of all time, followed by Half-Life 2 and Ocarina of Time
I regularly bought and was quite good at CoD up until around MW3, which totally killed the series for me. I genuinely look forward to the MW1 remake, even if W@W was better.
I've spent about 3,00 hours in total in TF2 over the course of the past 7-8 years, only recently dropping it for good.
I thought Watch Dogs was decent and think it could be a genuinely great series if it wasn't held back by Ubisoft being a shit company.
I've never played a Souls game despite being pretty good at video games overall because I play them to relax and it seems overly-frustrating
>>337345881
>two years
B8
>>337350557
I really wanted to get into Spiral Knights. How did you do it? I was in the closed beta for a while and I got to a roadblock trying to collect tier5 gear.
>>337350931
>>337351108
and they were all named, what the fuck? Isnt there only like 6 ending cutscenes? Is there any purpose to getting all 300 paths done?
http://info.sonicretro.org/List_of_Shadow_the_Hedgehog_Library_sequences
I play league of legends
>>337345735
I boughtall of Destiny's DLC
>>337360478
Same here, I got frustrated by the needlessly useless starting map and too few tablet recording capacity.
I still can't beat the final boss without the revolver and max ammo, the underwater section fucks me over.
>>337345735
I only play top tiers in fighting games
I play all the souls game with trainers
>>337347434
>25
>Already visibly greying
One foot's in the grave, just end it.
I playDOTA 2a lotdon't really enjoy it unless its with gud friends
I have over130hours inSaints Row 3and I enjoyed it
I playClicker Heroes
I am ok withgay/trans representationin video gamesas long as it's not shoehorned, which it usually is
>Be grill
>Be hormone raging teenager
>Friend travels to a family reunion every year
>Tag along one year for funsies
>Stay out on a huge property with friends uncle
>They have this dog that just humps everything
>Night 3
>Can't sleep. Haven't masturbated for 3 days because sharing room with friend
>Jump out the window at 3am
>Open door to the kennel
>Run out to the woods, dog chases
>Rip off PJ pants, drop to all fours, submit to the dog like the bitch he needs
>Sneak back in, humiliated, finally sleep
>Fast forward
>Get a sweet ass deal on renting a house.
>Living on my own
>Friend moving, just got a German Shepherd puppy bred to be a show dog but they cant take the dog with them
>Step forward to house the dog
>Raise him to be the perfect gentleman
>Love me some rum and coke
>Drunk one day. Feeling frisky
>Dog sitting there, lipsticking
>... Okay just this once
>After a little coaxing due to my insistant training him not to jump on people I manage to get him to mount up
>Jesus fucking Christ I swear this dog is ten inches long
>Never again never again never again
>More rum and coke a week later
>Dog just sitting there
>FINE
>Now this happens 3 or 4 times a week
>Say never again each time
>Friends always say I need a boyfriend
>Always joke I don't need one because the dog
>Even though I'm not joking
>tfw a slave to dog cock
>tfw I fucking love it every time
>>337360665
So you're a weeb?
Pretty much sinless over here. I guess I sometimes look up missables for rpgs, I'm still a little scarred by the fucking zodiac spear. Typically though I just accept that my first run will be shit.
>>337345735
I love Warhammer games but i fucking know jack shit about the lore.
>>337359670
this, but replace porn with gimicky sextoys that dont even feel good
>>337360538
>>337360665
I guess. All of my games are physical though. PS2 and PS3 games.
>>337361061
I don't like anime and I don't much care about Japanese stuff, but I am probably a faggot and I just don't know it yet
Every single game that offers me a chance to use console commands and cheats, I always use them
I am a fucking huge Mario fan
100%'d every Mario game I own, bought every multiplayer-based spin-off (but olympic games & mario party 10) and completed all of them too (i have no friends however)
Only series I can't stand is Mario vs DK, it went down the shitter when they decided every game would be like Mario vs DK 2
I'm now getting the urge to buy, play and complete the Mario & Sonic games as well as Mario Party 10 and Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash, even though I know all these games are pure shovelware
But I have no money to spend
>>337361224
I got into Warhammer via Dawn of War.
Then I realised how boring it is and I quickly went back to video games.
I do enjoy pen and paper RPGs though.
>>337361016
Oh god that's hot.
>>337358039
It could be worse anon.I was in one of the donor tiers. It still haunts me.
>>337358349
Me too anon. I used to do a lot of drugs but I managed to transition that into a masturbation addiction, which seems to be the lesser evil.Try exercising, seriously helps me a lot. So far this week I'm down to only once or twice per day. Just do 10 pushups or crunches every time you die in vidya and build on it
I have become total casual at the age of 29
Now i literally can't focus on any game that requires figuring out how the mechanics work. I skip dialogues in RPGs and i mostly just play Rocket League non-competitive matches these days
Gaming started to become like a huge waste of time for me
>>337360503
So do you make easy games then?
>>337361547
Also I played The Lost Levels so much I can 1cc it as Luigi now (without using the 1-up trick)
Pic related, 1 star means finishing world 8-4
I can't bring myself to finish Diablo
I made it to hell and all but my game crashed and I got pissed and stopped playing
The same thing happened to me in Red Dead Redemption
I'm at 99.43% completion and I can't bring myself to boot up my ps3 and finish the thing
Why can't I finish anything I start?
FORGIV ME PADRE FOR I DONE SUM BADWAT U DO LIL NIGGUH ?I DIDN MASH DAT LIKE BUTTNITS NOT TOO LATE TO DO IT NIGGAAYY YOURE RIGHT
>>337361570
I mostly play all the ones that aren't strategy, Vermintide, Man O'War Corsair, now im hyped for that one about Space Hulks and shit
1500 hours in diablo 3
>>337345735
I use SAM to unlock achievements
>>337361861
But why?
>>337351915
I liked Spore too. I didn't know a single thing about it until it came out tho, and I had only just been introduced into the world of PC gaming at the time so I thought it was the greatest thing ever. Now that I'm older and know what it should have been I am very sad.
>>337361981
dem tf2 items bruh
>>337361723
You're growing up, yo.
>>337352103
CHECKED
>>337361861
Why dont you just earn the achievement yourself? Whats the joy in cheating in achievements?
>I preorder the collectors edition of every WoW expansion
>im too scared to play DayZ alone
>i dont play FTL without cheating
>i fapped to the ass of that ghoul you could bone in New Vegas
>i made a beautiful skyrim character and dont want to play the game again if i cant play as her
I'm not very good at video games. Just average. I'll kick ass in games that are new or have a ranking system. Once the game ages or I rank up and start getting my ass kicked I lose interest in the game. I wish and pray for games that have shitter leagues so I can just have fun.
I don't mind losing, I really don't. Just when I lose five games in a row I'm left feeling deflated.
>>337360602It started like we would all play like 40 40 it or that tag game when theres a base so you gotta touch it to be safe.
My my brother and sister would allways play with my cousins in a coldisac.
one day i was with her at one time and she asked me if i've seen boobs before and i said no so she flashed them and said i could touch them.
The next time it she showed me down stairs and said put my finger in.
A shame cause all i did was poke around and put only one finger in and out as i didnt know what do to.
She was never intersted in seeing me though she only wanted to show herself.
So yeah it was consensual she knew alot more about what to do then i did.
I say yeah she was but thats like 12 years ago.
Isometric video games just aren't fun for me
artistically, a lot of them look fantastic but i just can't into it
i got legitimately angry at ludwig in NG+ bloodborne and it was the most upset i've gotten at a souls game in awhile. to the point i just felt like it's completely unfair and absolutely not designed with NG+ in mind. so after losing for what feels like 18 hours i just summoned the two npc phantoms near that zone and killed it.
I have an active subscription to FFXIV and still play it regularly. it's the most fun i have EVER had with an MMORPG. nearly two years now. patch 3.1 was rough but the future is looking bright for the game
i played plants vs zombies garden warfare 2 and had lots of fun playing it.
>>337359048
Btfo
>>337360707
don't bother, you're better off without it now that crafting shit is retarded and it's more grindy than ever
it's also dead as fuck
I bought a PS4 on the day it was released.
I probably have no more than 40 hours on the damn thing total.
I gave myself a bunch of souls to level up in DS1 but avoided using trainers to get through areas and bosses
I gave up at Anor Londo anyway
I have spent 300 dollars on league of legends and played it for over 3 years.
I used to be very into BL2, even bought most of the DLC for that game too.
I used to watch LPers like Chuggaaconroy for hours back when I was like 13.
I bought Paper Mario Sticker Star, finished it, and returned it for like 5 dollars at gamestop.
>>337351391
180
Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines was a forgettable game with a faggy urban fantasy plot.
I really like Minecraft. Every now and again a friend and I will download one of those massive mod packs lime tekkit or feed the beast and religiously play it for about a month.Also I had sex with a blood related cousin on X once.
>>337345881
What's the bull going to wear to your wedding?
I like CSGO
>>337362641
Eh you should be fine. At least it wasn't with a younger sibling.
>>337363395
sounds silly but it felt good to get it off my chest its not something thats bothered me that much but it crops up every now and then and i felt abit ashamed about it all. Silly really cause as you said it wasnt a sibling
I really really really want to go to an orgy but I have no clue how to get an in on one.Also I just want to watch people have sex. Like I want to just watch, don't have to be involved. Not in an NTR way but I think it would be fun. Again I don't know how to go about this.
I only ever play one game at a time and don't pick up another until I beat it or get bored.
>>337350870
I'm sorry
>>337346274
That doesn't even surprise me desu.
>>337361016
Don't know how much of this is real, but I know a girl that she was probably 12 or 11 when I was visiting her parents, and I swear the way she played with her dogs made it seem like she did something more with them than just playing.
Also vidya related, I don't like FPS games, I even tried to like overwatch but I always suck at FPS
>>337363034
This picture is hilarious
Is there a part 2?
>>337345881
Well anon, I wish you a happy life. Maybe one of us will escape the bucket.
The only 2D Mario I've ever beaten is NSMB.
>>337361016
upvoted, did the same 50 years ago and it was great
>>337345881
Nice.
I wish you the best of lucks I'm in the process of getting married as well
Can't beat Nameless King, even with summons. I'm planning to get him NG+
>>337348114
i beat it after about 40 tries, dont blame you for summoning but i never can
>>337361016
Goddamnit, Anon. I'm holding you responsible for this, true or not.
i played a little of final fantasy 10.... i hav no idea wat the others are about, i dont even know wat 10 was about really..
>>337351806
People think it's fucking awesome to rage at a game, when in reality they look like fucking retards. my first run of dark souls 3 took 29 hours and i killed every fucking boss in the game without summoning, also didn't die more than 10 times on any boss in the game. guess dark souls is the one thing in life i'm actually gud at.
I bought and played all the way through FF14 as a lalafel boy, alone, just because I'm that desperate for games with shota content.
Now that I'm done with that game, I feel empty again. It's a terrible curse.
>>337345735
I resubscribed to WoW a few weeks ago.
The only Zelda Game I've ever finished is Phantom Hourglass.
I hated Psychonauts, it's a pretentious indie game a decade before they were a thing.
I downloaded the demo for Rumble Roses and then paused it like a half hour in to knock one out. Did the same for Dragon's Dogma. And Senran Kagura.
I like Senran Kagura more than Dragon's Dogma and not just for the anime tiddies.
>>337361016
me too
>>337361741
Because I suck at finishing games I never released one, but as for those who attained the "functional and playable" stage, I made two multiplayer games, one card game (not TCG/CCG) and one tactical RPG a bit similar to Fire Emblem.
>>337345735
I hate Crash 2 with every fiber of my being
>>337363610find me a woman anon and I'll fuck her for you.seriously tho i have very similar desires but i have no idea how to go about fulfilling them
>>337361016
huh, so I wasn't the only feeling the erection rising
>>337348701
Neither have I, anon.
>>337361016
What exactly went through your head prior to night 3 to make you jump out of the window in order to get fucked by a dog in the woods?
>>337345735
I only beat this game by using an auto controller to halve the game speed
>>337365748
Feels like a game you open on christmas
Instead of playing it, I first experienced Conker's Bad Fur Day by watching a full lets play of it.
The player was Pewdiepie
>>337365734
I bet it was something like:
>I'm sure people in /v/ will love this story years from now
>>337346107
It's fine anon the bosses aren't that fun in ds2 anyways.
>>337363034
Fuck me I haven't seen this before and it's fucking great
>>337364371
I second this, reverse search turns up nothing as expected.
>>337365734
Wondering why the windows didn't have screens even though that part of the country is mosquito city.
Later I realized because of the humidity no one bothered opening windows. Also they were kind of white trashy so that probably had more to do with it then the humidity.
>>337345735
I bought spore 3 times because i kept losing the manual
I stream. I don't know why, it's just fun to see other people get excited about the game I'm playing. It feels like.. having friends.
>>337346474
I did a no summon run on ds1 then started ds2 and got bored enough that I summon for everything even exploring to make it quicker.
I play blazblue on stylish
>>337364371
Found it my man
http://imgur.com/gallery/AOz0d
>>337366005
M-me too. no ragrets
i,ve tried pc gaming and found it inferior to consoles
I'm too lazy to play KSP myself so I watch DasValdez or Scott Manly play it instead.
I've landed on the mun and minnimus and returned and have landed probes on duna and eve but I'm too lazy to do anything else.
>>337348413
Please tell me you're a middle age femanon who is into /ss/
I played apb reloaded for 2.5k + hrs and spent more than 5k on it
>>337366463
>Day 26 ending
Thank you, friend.
I dislike Shogun 2 and Attila, and think that Empire (even as base game) is better because I like the campaign map better, and the combat camera is a lot more focused on the soldiers in army, rather than the banners/icons of Spearman unit.
There are LOTS of mainstream hype games that haven't played such as...
Any Mario game,any GTA, but played Saints Row3 so kinda counts, any ACTUAL Pokemon game,Skyrim,any DOOM game, any Legend of Zelda, any Uncharted, any Halo,Tf2, any Persona,any Metal Gearand others I can't remember.
>>337366820
Same, I only play two games on Steam. Both of which are "m"mos
>>337345735
I used to play Smash "seriously"
>>337367454i still play smash seriously
>>337367346
It's okay to not have played "mainstream" games, but considering that Mario is basically the golden standard for all of vidya, you're hurting yourself by not playing at least one game.
I play most games on easier settings.
I want more romance in RPGs.
I haven't had a console since 2007, and I've never spent money to build a PC that was more than barely adequate. I played games on boot camp on an imac for a few years.
Each day I become more casual. I've actually changed a games difficulty to easy because I stopped caring about the challenge and hate replaying the same part.
ALSO didn't think fallout 4 want as bad as people acted, I enjoyed it. Used a cheat to get the free fall boots.
>>337347371
my nigga
After I start playing a game for a few hours I immediately try to find some sort of nude mod for it, install it and then uninstall it 3 minutes later after deciding that it wasn't good
Last night I accidentally ganked someone during a fightclub, as the host, in DaS3.
I wasn't really paying attention to their fight, I just noted that it was taking pretty long. I glanced over and saw them chug, and because it was 1:00 AM I immediately assumed it was Estus (not Ashtus) even though they were using Pyromancies. I ran over and attacked them, but right before I hit I noticed their HP and realized they didn't heal, but it was too late and I killed them.
I did the prostration gesture but I'm not sure if the message got through. I couldn't pick them out of the list of recently connected players (there were too many) and I never saw their summon sign again so I didn't get another chance to apologize. If anyone reading is that person I'm sorry for doing something so DISHONORABRU.
>>337345735
I preordered overwatch for ps4/
I hacked my 3ds.
I'm not sure if its a sin or not but I hate that I did it
I hope lovers lab gets its claws in XCOM so I can have a squad of qt3.14s constantly getting pumped full of viper eggs or have berserkers try to split them in half or sectapods that transforms into pleasure machines so intense that they break their minds.
>>337345960
This is hardly a sin
>>337367862
I've done the same thing, turning down the difficulty so I don't have to replay the same thing over and over.
Usually I try to make sure it's at least somewhat justified, like getting trapped in a bossfight earlier than you were supposed to be there.
>>337368049
why its great fuck nintendo
I gave up the last chance to talk to my father before he died because I was playing New Vegas
>>337345735
I liked "Star Wars: The Force Unleashed" story, same with the sequel
Half the games I own on steam I haven't even played. Also girlfriend thinks phone games are legit games. Got in a fight about it and now not sure which one of us is autistic...maybe both.
>>337345735
I pre ordered overwatch for console.
I haven't played a single game in my 3DS since last year, nor do I feel like hacking it because I hate playing games on that thing because the thing fucking kills my hands.
I only use it for music
>>337368354
jesus christ that will haunt you for the rest of your life
>>337366463
>I am IT
>>337361016
I thought the spoilers were going to be video game related.
Dishonored is my favourite game of all timeThis is the best HP game if you can play it with a joystickDreams is my most anticipated new IP currently, even though I might get burnt like SporeDespite the way it's being released, the new Hitman could possibly be my favourite if all the levels are as good as the first twoI can enjoy bad games. Mediocre games just make me appreciate great games even moreUrban Chaos Riot Response is the best game Rocksteady has ever madeGrabbed by the Ghoulies is a good gameFreedom Fighters is underratedSecond Sight>Psi opsI think it's juvenile to care what other people play their games on.
>I buyed Portal 2 at full priceI preordered itand I loved itand I still love it...and it was my first entry into the portal series
I hacked in DaS2, only to get lots of red orbs without raising my level, so I could grief people in those foggy woods and the lion curse area.
>>337345735
I've never finished the fortress of fear
>>337356529
Are you me? One time my phone wasn't working on a trip and I didn't have my laptop so I painfully loaded images on exhentai.
I'm a big fan of the metal gear series , but I can not get the title of " big boss " in the gear metal 4
>>337357306
This, but with Banjo-Tooie
>>337345735
i never had a pc gaming experience
>>337345735
I've made wallhacks for a shitty indie game i, only because the dev hates me and it pisses him off.
I've also told the dev exactly how to surefire fix the wallhacks, but he is an idiot and does the exact opposite.
>>337359687
If they became just a battlefield and sports game provider that'd be real nice. I wouldn't feel to bad, I paid 50 Canuck bucks for it.
>>337361016
>vidya thread
>this bait
stop kid
>>337368981
Oh. Right.I like Minecraft. I get the Feed the Beast modpack, build a comfy cabin in the snowy woods and play with magic.
>>337349838
Then why are you on that board?
>>337369182
Were you scared?
>>337361016
Right, I'm off to gelbooru
I enjoy Ds2 more than Ds3
New vegas > FO3
Morrowind is shit
Never play as a bad person in rpgs, avoid killing if possible
I think that LoL and Dota are equally good games
Starcraft is the hardest game ever made
Quake is the hardest competetive shooter of all time
Never owned a console so i never really played any of the games /v/ likes so much (except Castlevania SotN)
>>337345735
I told everyone I finished AvP2 on the hardest difficulty without cheating in a weekendI cheated with noclip somewhere in the Alien Hive because I didn't know where to go
>>337362532
You forgot to mention one thing Oliver
>>337345735
I don't wanna get a game for just the fun, I wanna get it to be purely addicted to it for years, since I haven't played a single game I've been addicted to since at least 8 years.
I can't get past Anor Londo is DaS1, or No-Man's Wharf in DaS2. BB and DaS3 are the only Soulsbornes I've managed to beat.
honest to god truth here
deepest darkest secret
The only Final Fantasy game I've ever played was Crystal Chronicles and I didn't even finish it.
>>337366091
DaS2 feels like it was balanced for co-op in PvE.
>>337370548
Heh, are you me? I did exactly this
I've been cycling $20 on Steam thanks to refunds for the past four months because nothing holds my interest anymore and I'm done with just about any game before two hours have even passed.
>>337345735
I played the first doom with the Brutal doom mod.And I enjoyed it.
>>337370985
do you not like them or do you just not want to bother with any of them?
Until recently I had never played a single final fantasy outside of dissidia and I recently started going through all of them and found them very enjoyable. I'm only up to 5 but still having fun with them
>>337345735
I was scammed by a french dude inpokemon
>kill me
>>337347581
Hardly a sin, just abnormal.
At least emulate some GBA/NDS though, see how you like it
>>337371223
>sayaka maizono without socks for the love of god I beg you
Hilarious
I could never get into Dark Souls or Bloodborne. I want to but just can't.
I prefer a finely crafted story over refined game play
I don't understand why BioShock Infinite, MGS V and Skyrim are hated so much
I regret buying Fallout 4
Morrowind is both God Tier and complete Shit
>>337371027
Yes anon. I am you. We have schizophrenia
>>337371223
Not vidya, but I fell for the MAKE MONEY STUFFING ENVELOPES START TODAY FOR 40 DOLLARS scam.
>>337349135
Could you refund it? Buy it again later when you have the time/drive to play it?
>>337371114
I grew up as a Nintendrone and the only guy I knew who had anything PlayStation was my best buddy up the street but we always aged racing games and shit so I guess it's not really either that I don't like them or that I don't want to bother with them, but I never really got exposed to them when my vidya taste was being seeded.
As a pcfag now I could definitely e.ulate any of the originals that I wanted to but I guess I'm past the point where I would care to? Idk I'm open to being convinced one way or another but it just hasn't really ever grabbed me despite being a seminal game franchise.
>>337350119
Same.
I tried both VI and VII and neither got me interested.
I keep buying games and dropping themonce I get to a mildly inconvenient part
>>337371441
also not vidya and hardly related, but does anyone know any ways to make a bit of money on the side like those scams always lead you to believe? Obviously not crazy amounts of money but just a little bit. i lost my job but i have enough saved to live for a few months, but i want to use as little as possible
i am halfway through a software dev degree rn, so i can do some coding stuff
>>337345735
I used the most bulshit weapons(darksword) and tactics (ganksquad) in DaS3 PvP just so I could get the platinum quicker.
>>337371772
Not really, man. The reason there's so many MAKE MONEY NOW scams is because none of them work.
Draw furry porn.
>>337368995
Dishonored is a great game, a little easy sure, but super fun. you're opinion is validin my opinion
>grabbed by the ghoulies is a good game
my man i loved that game so much. my friend and i wrote an entire guide to all the rare books and published it online way back in 2003 or something. I think the reason it got so much hate was because it had the Rare named attached to it and people wanted Conker or Banjo Kazooie, still it was a fantastic game in it's own right.
I liked Sonic Heroes.
>>337371948
yeah i figured. not looking forward to working another retail job. threw my resume at as many interships and co ops as i could find but if i dont hear back by the end of the month im gonna have to bite the bullet.I am a fairly decent artist though,but I've never done anything digital. might actually look into doing some commissions, although i despise furries
>>337345808
I have fond memories of that.
>>337350143Does it really matter?
>>337345735
I really suck at fighting games so when I learn new characters I play them as campy as possible and only bother with the moves that are good for spacing. Otherwise it's all buttonmashing for close combat
>>337372403They aren't all bad. Sure, there's some extreme autismos but most are just regular schmucks that like weird porn. Pretty friendly folk.
I enjoyed Fallout 4 even though the plot was pretty shitty. I have a little over 250 hours on it.it was on the Xbone version too
When I play as a Kahjiit in any elder scrolls game I always refuse to go into water unless I'm literally forced too to progress.When I do go into water I softly make a yowling noise to myself, like any cat on YouTube that's getting a bath.
>big final fantasy fan
>I have never once played any of the PS1 final fantasy games
I started Torchlight like 9 times but never finished it out of laziness or boredom.
I want to play the original Binding Of Isaac again just to get those stupid ass steam achievements that came with the hard mode update.
When games have achievements, unless I REALLY disliked a game I MUST get everything or I feel like I did not properly completed the game.
I have God Hand and Persona Q sitting and waiting for me to finish them but I don't because I'm a jackass.
I've never played any of the Half-Life games, or played an RTS.
I've never played a final fantasy game. Not even for 5 minutes.
>>337372840but playing "campy" is how you play zoners. You zone, don't let them touch you
I'm looking forward to the new Call of Duty and Battlefield.
>>337345735I only started playing video games/watching anime more during high school. It may not seem like a big deal, but I feel like I missed out real hard sometimes. It seems like I would've loved these things WAY more if I was younger and I'm just a manchild in denial. I was just afraid to try new things that weren't licensed garbage/afraid of what people would think of me if I watched anime.Thank you for reading my blog.
>>337373770
Not missing out on much with the Half life games. Most overrated nostalgia blinded series.
Shame on you for no RTS games tho
>>337345808
It's a good game. I feel like most of the hate comes from david cage's name and regurgitated opinions from youtube let's players
>>337373940
same here. mom was against video games and my first console was an xbox original in 2006. got a family pc around 2008 and built my own 2010 and i've been trying to catch up ever since
>>337374135
I didn't have a capable pc growing up, and now that I have one, I just don't see the appeal.
Also tried a CRPG now that I got a PC and it was the worst shit ever, Pillars of Eternity was like schoolwork that I payed to do on my freetime.
Vidya is a nice thing to pass the time, but it's still a shit mediumfilm is better
>>337345960
It's not a sin to dislike hiking simulators
>>337345735
I got my father into Civilization 5, now he has clocked 5000 hours in 5 years. I want him to do something else with his life. :(
>>337345735
i have zero interest in games like final fantasy vii
even more, i always think that people that enjoy such a time waster are a little stupid
>>337374717
Pillars sucks so that's not surprising
I also bought ~40$ worth of DLC
>>337371441
Sucks man. Glad what I fell for wasn't too bad, I hope you didn't lose too much.
I'm using a guide to play through my first run of Persona 4 to max out all social links asap, I want to get everything done because I know I'm never-ever doing another playthrough of the game.
>>337345735
The games I have the most hours in are some of the games I hate the most. I think it's because the flaws are more and more glaring the more you play them. That said I have 600 hours and Mount and Blade and I still enjoy it.
>>337375476
This is a sin why?
I have almost 600 hours played on Battlefield 4
>>337375642
Using walkthroughs to play your first run is for faggots, even for games like P4. It can't be helped.
>>337375827
>sin
>>337375887
There are walkthroughs dedicated for the game that just tell you what waifu/ husbando to go talk to on a particular day. I don't see the problem in using something like that, so you don't have to play the game multiple times to see everything. Is that a sin too?
>>337367164
>middle age
No
>femanon
No
>is into /ss/
God no!
When people ask what I do all day I say "I played videogames", but I actually can't bring myself to play any games. I've got a lot to beat, but I just can't get into it. Even turning them on is too much work. I just think about games all day and look over the list over and over trying to find one that I want to play, only to come to the decision that I don't' want to play that game.
Best case scenerio I load up a game like Smash bros or team fortress 2, play a round and then turn it off. I never play games that I can actually make progress in.
I preordered the Mass Effect 3 Deluxe Edition
I also perordered the Fallout 4 w/ Season Pass
I won't preorder ever again, I promise anon
>>337348413
Oddly enough I do this too, it was normal when I was a kid to play as kid gohan and like spike from ape escape but now as an adult my friends give me shit for playing as Ness in Smash and Spike inPlaystation all starsand usually making kids in create your own character scenarios. I just enjoy seeing a young kid kicking ass in whatever they do.
>>337345881
After 6 months and a drunken night of fornication, my gf proposed to me. We went to the mall the next day and she got me some surgical steel ring from a chineese store going out of business. Two paychecks later i got her real gold ring from a kmart going out of business.
That was in 2006. We got married 2 years ago. All i can say is, take some time once and a while to be good to each other in ways minute and noticable. Thats all it really takes.
>>337349201If you got stuck on Liberty island for all that time, I don´t blame you, because the beginning is infuriating. Fuck me, I´m such a casual.
I complained about IGN shilling for Naughty Dog and got banned/comment deleted.
Please forgive me for showing my powerlevel on normiebook.
>>337361016
So, you on Skype?
I genuinely like playing MMOs.
>>337378206
>making kids in create your own character scenarios
Games let you do this? I've only found like 2.
>>337378634
Xenoverse, Dragon's Dogma hell even in WWE when I was a kid I made kid wrestlers...its really scarce but when given the opportunity I usually take it.
>>337378634
One of the Phantasy Stars let you do this. I made a delicious brown loli with purple hair and named her 'Sweet Statutory' and other players would give me so much free shit and scramble over themselves to help me with dungeons.
>>337345735
I kinda hate Platinum games.
Most of them just toss you in the middle of the game, without telling you shit about the controls, combos or anything.
It's frustrating.
>>337345735
i hate myself
upcoming vidya are the only reason I don't kill myself
i don't wanna miss out on them
I've owned all of the 3d Elder Scrolls/Fallout games but I've never completed the main quest line in any of them. I also accidentally deleted the Morrorwind save file of my friends younger brother back in middle school.
bonus points: I once owned an alienware laptop that I brought to school all of time but I already received karmic retribution for that when it fell over the incredibly narrow railing I always had it placed on during lunch and it became gravity's bitch.
>>337379085
>Sweet Statutory
Jesus Christ I can't believe that still works
oddly enough I like to play as kids but I don't like them nor would I ever have any....nor could I describe any kid character as 'delicious'
>>337345881
How long is too long to wait to propose? I thought 4-5 years was healthy
>>337379490
>I've owned all of the 3d Elder Scrolls/Fallout games but I've never completed the main quest line in any of them
me too man
I always get lost in open worlds, especially in Bethesda games
>>337379402
But what about the fact that nothing good is coming?
