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Why the hell is there no France?
No Russia either.
oh so only Germany had a navy in the war. Must have been nice for them.
>>337335572
>>337335717
This is Battlefield, so it has to appeal to American children
>>337335572
Because this is a pre-release unofficial wiki that doesn't have all the info.
Either that or they decided on 3v3 factions for multiplayer. Allies have France, Russia, Canada, ANZAC, even Japan. The Axis has like what, Bulgaria?
>>337335771
I'm American and I am really let down. So many other nations belong in this before us. ESPECIALLY France.
it's the WW1 for fuck sake, It's like removing the Russian from the WWII
>>337335850
Yeah but I'd bet you're older than the 12-16 year old bracket these games aiming for
>>337335848
But France took the brunt of allied fighting. Why would Italy and the USA be announced before France?
France was a major player in WW1. There's no chance it will be left out. Pretty much impossible.
>expecting Battlefield 1 to be historically accurate and have fair representation of the major players in the war
>>337335572
>main combatants
>The United States
>MURRIKA CUZ FUK YEH
>No Russia
>No France
Fuck DICE and fuck EA
Also
>MURRIKA
>MAIN COMBATANT
USA should have come as DLC about 3 years after game release
>>337335950
Italy gives Austria-Hungary somebody to fight and opens up the possibility for a ton of AH-IT maps along the north-eastern border.
France is important, I don't disagree, but some suits most likely decided that without the USA in the game it wouldn't sell as well
That's my reasoning anyway
They're too white
>>337335572
Because They had to make room for america
battlefield focuses on murrica because its a better market than france
>>337335572
They replace France folder with Usa folder.
>>337336124
Italy should be DLC about 1 years after game release.
And Italy players should be allowed to switch between the two sides during a match whenever they want, letting them pick the winning side. They should also get this ability in a future WW2 game
>>337336208
Add the same ability to Romania
>>337336130
Also, the US uniform was very similar to the British one, so they could add a whole new faction with very little extra work required except American voice work and different insignia
>>337335572
Because in this day and age if you don't focus on america they will not buy it. fact.
europeans don't really care who it caters to if they like it they buy it unlike americans who need AMERICA FUCK YEAAA xd in it or no buy
>>337336078
There was more to ww1 than just the European theatre you inbred.
>>337336248
The player character of the Romanian faction also has to be a criminal for it to be historically accurate also
>>337335572
>us
>main
Can't wait for every soldier to be using a BAR as well.
Americans will be the only ones that get western front maps vs germany,
italy vs austria hungary
Commonwealth vs Ottomans
rest they will sell as DLC or they will release a whole new game called battlefield 1: the early world war 1 that adds russia and france, only russia gets new map and france has to reuse the american vs germany maps.
>>337336286
You mean when America came the war was pretty much 95% won already and they just joined to add another ''victory'' to their score sheet
>>337335572
Murica!
>>337336286
>american education
99,9% of the battles happened in Europe,the US literally did nothing useful.
>>337335572
>main combatant
>usa
HAHAHAH Literally catering to Americans for sales muh patriotism or i won't buy your stupid game
Also main pro tag is a BLACK AMERICAN
ahahahahaha
>>337336286
and the war didn't start in 1917, what are you getting at?
You can't join in the fucking final year when your team is winning and then claim to be a main combatant
>>337336286
Yeah, where are the Arabs famalamalams
>Two of the MAJOR WW2 powers (Russia and France) are missing entirely
>Murrika, a minor power that only joined in during last stages of the war when it pretty much over already, somehow gets included though
Fuck Murrika and your entire shitstained far spic nigger country.
>>337335950
Italy means mountain warfare, and the alps are definitely the best looking map they've shown
>>337335572
They'll do like they always do in every media, replace french by Americans.
Best ally my ass.
>>337335572
Apparently the Renault FT is in game though, so im not sure whats going on.
>>337336445
WW1* obviously, typo due to finger slipping.
>>337336286
Americans didint contribute anywhere else but the european theater really
>>337335572
>BF1 features the main combatants of the Great War.
>United States
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
>>337336130
>Italy gives Austria-Hungary somebody to fight and opens up the possibility for a ton of AH-IT maps along the north-eastern border.
They could have had Russia with same reasoning and higher significance.
>>337336487
Renault is an American company in the Battlefield-verse
>>337336362
>russia was the biggest force in ww1
>better replace russia with america in BF1!
>>337336445
Anon its because if you don't cater to america then americans won't buy it
look at mobile phones
iphone higest rate only in america rest of the world all uses android devices. guess why because iphone is ''''murrican'''' made (in a chinese factory)
>>337336487
That tank got exported everywhere though.
Even Japan bought some.
Because France is gay af
>>337336530
I will never understand iShit fad either but good point.
And I know it's to pander to Murrika but it pisses me off.
At least I've got fucking Verdun even though I wish it was better.
>>337335572
Should have been UK, France and Italy
fuck non european countries
>>337335572
They asked which they hated more Italy or France. They always say France.
>>337336583
They make better games than America lol
>>337336583
shouldn't the suedish studio make them the hero then?
O wait no everybody hate France since #muhnotCharlie
>tfw we'll get to see the brave American soldiers who defended freedom against the Nazis at the Battle of Verdun
>history revisionism again
I wasn't going to play this game anyway, but it still makes me upsetti
that feel when my french elders died for this
>>337336532
Only after the war though.
>>337336603
>Implying I'm American
French people are gross and their language is pure steaming shit.
>>337335572
>WW1 game
>can't show the frenchies who's boss
Dropped
>>337336641
>Being French
>>337336689
>being a shitstain
>expecting realism from a game made for american kids
Shaking my head
>>337336631
god bless anon god bless our American heroes who saved the world once again!
just watch once Europe is overun with mudslides and our history is fading, america will say WW1 was murrica vs all and ofcourse or heroes won
>>337335572
>Main
>US
lel
>>337336696
>Hitler is the playable protagonist of the German campaign
These games still have this kind of shit right?
Literally haven't played a game like this since Call of Duty 2
>b.b.b.but the armor and silly tanks are historically accurate you are just ignorants!
>remove the main faction to have invented and used said items
BRAVO
>>337335572
>no france
>no russia
>italy
what the fug
I mean I get throwing the Americans in there because that's who their target market is but why the fuck is Italy in over France or Russia? Italy barely even fucking did anything.
>>337335572
>le coward surrendering french meme
>>337336767
battlefield games arent known for their campaigns though, but this one will have 6 different campaigns if i rembmer right. Probably no hitler, but most likely a german fuccboi that do the runs between trenches.
Probably going to be in DLC and shit. It's fucking EA.
>>337335572
>you can go to jail if you say shit about the fucking jew and their MUH LHOLOCOSTE
>but somehow this is acceptable
>>337335572
Maybe not in the battles they are focusing on. They have a tremendous amount of assets to create for it and their is a tremendous amount of history to cover
Shit is like making Assassin's creed Unity take place in the Amazonian forest, the fuck
>>337336841
I guess because France and russia people don't really care who it targets but Americans and Italians do?
>>337336641
>two great great uncles (or something)
>one got injured and was on leave for the rest of the war
>his brother was killed in battle
>upon hearing this, he signed back up despite his injury
>ended up dying in battle himself as well
>they died for this
Fuck Dice.
>>337336841
>Italy barely even fucking did anything
>American education
>>337336856
Is that irl Punisher?
>>337336864
So are they going to ignore the Western Front are they?
The French were in pretty much every major battle
>>337336767
I wouldn't be surprised if you meet a young Hitler during the sp campaign
[Spoiler]and kill him[/spoiler]
reminds me of this box art
>>337335572
So are they removing the whole eastern front? What about Ottomans? Will there be a Gallipoli disaster? I remember someone posted achievements from the game
>>337336864
>make WW1 game
>don't focus at least a little on battles in France
Yeah, it was only the most important continental theater
>>337336984
But the Americans conquered Berlin bratan :^)
>>337336984
JUST
>>337337038
>one of the most
The most by far,if France fell the war was over.
>>337336850
>6 camapigns
No, 6 missions one per each country.
>>337335950
I guess that Italy opens up the possibility of mountain warfare (which could have still be done in the Carpathian theater, albeit not on glaciers and shiet) , or they are appealing to MUH HERITAGE Americans
>>337336965
Yes. the main character is an afro american they are going to focus on all battles American fought probably
>>337336984
Is this real? I heard about us covers but this is too much.
>>337336583
lol u shaw em
>>337337109
I said "only the most" anon.
>>337336935
Go home Victor Emanuel
>>337335572
>>337335717
We wouldn't want those nations to interfere with our own propaganda, now do we Ameribros?
>>337335572
And no Russia, it's like removing Germany from the other side of the war. If there is a country they should remove from a 3v3 is the US.
>>337336984
They even replaced tanks and planes
>>337335572
> Only German Navy
they got cucked the entire time by the RN
>>337336689
Then where are you from mate. let me guess some 3rd world country who got refused as refugee at the france border
>>337337182
It's real.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faces_of_War
>>337335572
> WW1
> No French forces
How, they were the main defending force
>>337335572
I was expecting something as stupid as that, but it's still pretty fucking sad.
>>337337242
Germans had effective submarines.
>>337335572
Because these games are designed to supplement US military recruitment
>>337335572
because they fled
>>337337341
But not as effective as god bless america our heroes in this battle
>>337337358
>>337336984
No wonder some of them have a warped vision of things.
so this doesnt matter i guess
>Austria-Hungary
>even fucking Italy
>France nowhere to be seen
My ancestors died for this...?
>>337337449
that's because Their education is literally we da best and god bless us
>>337337358
He's still wearing a soviet uniform. >>337336984 did a much better job
>>337337524
But they're wearing soviet uniforms there too, with soviet weapons.
They only gave them helmets.
>>337337469
If you leave AH out, you might as well leave out Germany.
Italy could have been left out though.
>>337337164
I actually appreciate this since it was a brutal campaign, was interesting as far as tactics, and ultimately fucked AustriaHungary out of the war...
But not at the sacrifice of fucking France.
>>337337469
What battalion were they in?
>>337337524
That's because one's photoshopped and one's actual cover art
>>337337437
>Lusitania got sunk by German U-Boat
Just a prank, bro!
>>337337498
Speaking about education in america, do school teach kids other languages?
in before it's going to be day one DLC
>>337335572
>america
>joined a few months before it was all over
>player gets to play as a black guy that got treated like shit at the time, but will be displayed as a hero
>if he survived, he would be treated like shit again back in america
>>337336208
This guy knows what's up.
>>337337205
Italy saved France's ass by changing their alliances,if they sticked with the Central Powers Germany would have won easily.
>>337337614
Yes, it's optional though. We're not like you where we need to learn two languages
>WW1
>Allied powers
>Central powers
fucking dropped
>>337337675
M U R R I K A
U
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I
K
A
>no attack of the dead
>you will never bayonet pants shitting kraut as your life is choked from your body by gas
>>337337453
Remove french flag
place american flag
Freedom eagles in the sky
battlefield one in a nutshell
>>337337654
Except Italy would have never joined an offensive war on Austria's side, since they hated their guts and were bound only by a defensive pact that they got in because it meant being with big boy Germany in case France tried to start some shit over Libya
No france in a WW1 game?
Do americans hate Franche that much?
>>337337654
Just like the Italian invasion of France during WW2, right?
>>337337780
>Swedish dev
>>337337780
sweden.
>>337337661
but they teach us 4 languages at school
>>337336286
>At the outbreak of the war, the United States pursued a policy of non-intervention, avoiding conflict while trying to broker a peace. When the German U-boat SM U-20 sank the British liner RMS Lusitania on 7 May 1915 with 128 Americans among the dead, President Woodrow Wilson insisted that "America is too proud to fight" but demanded an end to attacks on passenger ships.
KEKED
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>>337337806
>American company
>With American budget
>and American CEO
>and American suits dictating the game's features
You are beyond retarded if you think this is DICE's decision.
The only DICE decision I could see would be focusing on the nigger and beduin womyn for the SP campaign.
>>337337760
It doesn't matter,they kept AH occupied for all the war.If anything its Russia that got blown the fuck out.
>>337337789
>muh WW2
Fuck off,Italy during WW1 actually put up a fight.
>>337337806
>>337337858
EA is Murrikan and it's the suits that dictate how games will be made, DICE are merely the workers being told what to do.
>>337337806
>>337337858
Oh ok
We will be able to play blacks, but French soldiers...nope...lel, yea, that's Sweden
>>337337880
to be honest EA is not dumb they know if they cater to americans they will make more in sales than if they only cater to europeans
its still retarded but yeah its all about the moneys
>>337337449
>some people think Titanic is a fictional event
For all you guys talking about your ancestors dying and such, do you have much information about them? Any pictures or unit information? My Great Grandfather, I know we joined late but he did help save at least one life. That is documented
>>337337963
i thought it was just a movie :O
>>337335572
Isn't this game like a fantasy alternative universe where MURRICA FUCK YEAH were the heroes that saved the day?
>>337335572
Because DICE realized African American BBC is superior
>>337337895
>Russia that got blown the fuck out.
To be fair, they got defeated by Germany, AH and the Ottomans together while the communist revolution got out of hand. France had England and all those colonies to aid them on the western front, Russia didn't have much of that.
>>337336286
Even Canada contributed more than America did
>>337337991
My grand-grandfather had a painting of him during the battle atVittorio Venetohanging in his house, too bad it got destroyed in a fire
>>337338126
Canada was controlled by the UK then
>>337335572
I FUCKING CALLED IT
I KNEW FRANCE WOULDN'T EVEN BE FUCKING PLAYABLE
FUCKING ITALY BUT NOT EVEN FRANCE
America joining WW1 is the equivalent of a spectator watching a 30 minute Team Deathmatch game being played with a stalemate until halfway through one of the teams starts dominating the other team and once there's only 5 minutes left till the end of the game, said spectator decides to join the winning team.
Fuck this game, fuck EA, fuck DICE and fuck Amerifat and Jewish history revisionism.
I don't get how EA would let it happen, Americans in general are obsessed with war history and accuracy
>>337337453
hol up white boi, you posted the wrong image
>>337338097
>Russia didn't have much of that
Russia had all of Central Asia and Siberia, those were their colonies, and those were probably more useful than any African colonies France had regarding recruiting potential
>American's don't get involved in foreign wars that they had no hand in starting
>Get criticized
>American's do get involved
>Get criticized
French fags on suicide watch
>>337336965
In Dice's defense they probably didn't want to model French guns because who the fuck would want to use them?
>>337338097
>Russia that got blown the fuck out.
>To be fair, they got defeated by Germany
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Revolution
It's not Germany who defeated Russia, it's communists.
PIZZA MAFIA AND MANDOLINO
>>337338148
That sucks. Mine was going to write a book about his experiences but never did. At least the divisional history book has info on something he did
>>337338250
H-Haha it's not like I care or anything
>>337338236
They were never treated as colonies by the imperial government though.
>>337338305
>le surrender meme
France actually had balls before WW2.
>>337338337
Maybe you should be more concerned about the people flooding into your country than a shitty DLC ridden video game that nobody will play in a year
>>337335572
Has no one else noticed that the Royal Airforce is listed by not the Royal Navy? It's even stranger when you consider that the German Imperial Navy is listed too.
>>337338274
Russia would have lost the war even without national unrest,their armaments were outdated and their leadership was squat.
>>337338162
I'm not sure controlled is the correct term, they only decided foreign policies, like war, Canada couldn't do what they wanted internally. They could actually even have officially been at war but not send any troops, or like 3 guys.
>>337338360
Wasn't France just sold off to Germany during WWII? Like all of the top generals and commanders were just either bribed or ordered by higher ups to put down their armies?
>>337338367
maybe you should go back to /pol/, retard
>>337337453
now it will sell
They probably didn't include France because of all the recent shit that happened over there and were scared people might find it insensitive or something.
>>337338447
France pretty much gave up without a fight and only the underground resistance was doing anything.
>>337338337
>Frenchfag_envies_Eiffel_while_holding_2_flaming_dildos.png
>>337338239
>American's
Learn English, you retard.
>>337338389
WW1 ended in less than a year, so i doubt it.
>>337338039
>game based on Leviathan
This would actually be interesting.
>>337338383
Erm, Didn't the RAF not exist at this point in history? IIRC it was called the Royal Flying Corps and was under the Army's jurisdiction.
>>337336362
>12000000
>No Russia
Fuck. I want to look on Tsar's Russia, there are so many soviet Russia with ushankas and shit some people doesn't even know there was another one.
Who the fuck can tell the difference between Germany and Austria anyway?
Is Austria still exists?
>>337338458
Add this and you're golden
>>337338471
You mean the paris attacks? How is it related to this in any way?
>>337337991
My great gramps was an Italian immigrant and apparently when he got conscripted, he went to an Italian speaking American boot camp.
He was artillery. Got counter battery'd with gas. Fucked him up bad. There's a family picture of him dragging an artillery piece with Harry Truman in a victory parade.
I bet it focuses on America yet again while America much like WW2 did fucking nothing for 90% of the time
>>337338447
France was divided.
One part was pro Reich and was fed up with war, the rest was minorities like communist and nationalist who had their own reason to fight back.
>>337338578
Well there were quite a few French deaths so they didn't want to show French people getting killed in a video game.
>>337338564
Yep.
>>337338383
RAF wasn't even formed until 1918 you retard. Read a book nigger.
>>337335572
France and Russia will be DLC's...
>>337338651
That's retarded
>>337338651
French people wouldn't be offended, the people that died were heroes we still fucking celebrate that war every year.
>>337336641
>millions of our ancestors gave their life for our freedom in WW1
>first big budget game about that war doesn't have them as playable characters
Am I finally allowed to be offended by a video game?
>>337338651
Nigga we're aren't some kind of pasties who get offended over not 9/11
>>337338447
so this is the history channel generation's interpretation of ww2
>>337336148
I wish
>>337338651
I'm French and I'm almost certain absolutely no one would give a shit. If anyone is stupid enough to draw parallels like those and get triggered by a video game they're the ones who should have been shot.
>>337336706
>not being French
>>337338471
nigger in the last battlefield game they nuked paris
>>337338449
Alright. Enjoy the caliphate
>>337338664
Maybe you should be telling DICE that, not me.
>>337335572
This entire game is a fucking trainwreck.
>>337338513
Not that anon, but the communist revolution was not an isolated event at that time. National unrest had multiple reasons ranging from idiotic government decisions to the loss in Russo-Japanese war.
The best Russia could have hoped for was a better peace treaty compared to horrible for them Brest Litovsk conditions.
>>337338646
>communist and nationalist who had their own reason to fight back.
No, until Barbarossa the French communists were pacifists and collaborators. Only when Stalin ordered them did they fight the Nazis.
>>337338458
I wonder if Americans really can't handle not being in the spotlight would they really not buy it just because they are not in it?
Some folks are born, made to wave the flag
Ooo, it's white
>>337338832
I'm not even french. Fuck off back to your containment board
>>337338827
That was BF3 in 2011.
>>337338567
>Is Austria still exists?
You cannot be serious
>>337338449
Dude what? You're not worried about people with no documents coming from a warzone full of terrorists? You're/pol/ if you are?
>>337335572
cuz France is the shittiest country there is on this planet, that's why
>>337338832
The reason France is aimed by Isis is because it's a Laic country that actually don't let the islam invasion go as smoothly as the other euro countries.
>>337338869i know the history of my country m9
>>337338494
That's not true, many Frenchmen held the line at Dunkirk to get the Brits back home. It was really just the old, French generals that fucked things up because they never thought Germans would come through the Ardennes.
France actually had nice equipment at the start of the war, they spent the most money per soldier for defense. Had nice rifles and tanks for the time, just got maneuvered, and once the capital was gone all the bravery in the world won't turn around.
France also took the brunt of losses in wwi, and their birthrate never got to replacement status in the inter war era. Combine that with some sympathy to the German struggle and mild citizen appeal to Fascism, and there wasn't much reason to fight.
Surrender meme will never die, wish it would, many Frenchmen gave their lives and took others' for a war they couldn't wi n.
>>337338852
compared to CoD Infinite Dislikes?
>>337336641
>tfw his medals are still on my wallsHe did WWII tho
F
>70 years later
>people still jealous of back to back world war champs
I guess this is what we get for saving your asses. In hindsight we should have probably allied with tojo and hitler instead of you pussies.
>>337338890
As the world's most individualistic self-centered pieces of shit pretty much, yeah.
>>337338494
Yes, but didn't France have all of the needed power to fight back?
>>337338646
>One part was pro Reich and was fed up with war
Well, I guess they avoided any war on their own land, but there were still French forces fighting for the Germans.
What I was asking initially was how did the government and the government controlled armies give up so easily?
>>337335848
Axis had some other allies, but no, besides Austria-Hungary, Germany, Turkey and Bulgaria (in that order) no one gives a shit.
>>337335572
Because the french gave up
>>337339024
Cyкa Блять
>>337339062
>In hindsight we should have probably allied with tojo and hitler instead of you pussies.
That would have been impossible since you are a jew puppet nation.
Is there any country with a more sensitive ego than America? Jesus christ
>>337339062
>be spectator in death match
>game is fairly equal until last 5 minutes one team start domination
>quickly join that team and then tell your kids of how god blessed you and made you won the game for your team
also you pretty much lost vs jungle people and sand people so yea
>>337338974
I'm saying that's not the place to discuss this, obviously
>>337335572
>RAF
>Main combatant
The RAF operated in WW1 for approximately 6 months, since it was just formed at the end of it. Their main role was to deter bombing runs in the UK. Calling the RAF a main combatant is almost as ridiculous as calling the United States a "Main Combatant".
>>337339135
Shouldn't you be cleaning Ahmed's cum out of your wife right about now?
>>337339148
North Korea comes somewhat close desu.
>>337339031
>Surrender meme will never die, wish it would, many Frenchmen gave their lives and took others' for a war they couldn't wi n.
Many memes won't ever die. Fuck history revisionism and the uneducated masses. I'm not even Fench but I can sympathize.
>will be finally able to defend my country in the alps
DAY ONE BUY
>>337338978
Except for former French colonies
>yfw niggers in Haiti still murder each other's children over voodoo nonsense despite having been lifted up with technology
>>337339160
>WE WERE WINNING BEFORE YOU EVEN SHOWED UP
>getting bombed in our cities wasn't that bad, only a few people died!
Americans are the killstealers of RL
>>337338567
Austria-Hungary was kind of important, considering Archduke Franz Ferdinand being assasinated was one of the main causes of WW1Yes, we still exist, but after WW1 the empire was split up an todays austria, is much , much smaller
>>337339202
shush white cis scum, you will play as an african and some random arab woman in WWI and you will enjoy it
>>337338915
alright my bad but they clearly don't give a fuck and the paris attacks were six months ago, and will be 1 year ago when the game releases.
Why are the good guys called "Allies" when the bad guys were also part of an alliance?
>>337339395
Winner makes the rules motherfucker.
>>337335572
Having no France and including the US in WWI is like removing Germany from WWII and including Romania instead. What a fucking wreck.
>>337339395
because they won obviously
>>337337879
>"w-we're TOO PROUD for y-you silly eurotrash.. g-germany s-STOP SINKING MY SHIPS, ok? th-thanks.."
Post dream line-up
>>337339395
Because it's a known fact that the victorious is good, and the defeated is bad.
>>337335572
>Italy not in both sides
>>337336910
>Britbong, but quarter French
>French granddad died of a heart attack at 44 (only not worrying me because I have other health problems to give a shit about)
>British sides of family all wrong ages to fight in either world war
>We don't know if any of the French side did because we know pretty much nothing about them
I could have had resistance fighters in my family and have no idea
I want to know how they're going to handle the single player.
I hope they're gonna choose three random soldiers from the Allied Powers to be the main protags
>>337335572
>Italy
Those fuckers? They spent half of war pondering which side to join, and even when they joined Entente, they sucked hard.
>>337339135
I forgot. What part of the world is it illegal to question the Holocaust?
>>337339582
>Major Factions
>USA
Stopped reading right there
>>337339634
the question game is funny. In which country is it illegal to show muhamad being fucked cartoons?
>>337339634
Not mine
>>337339202
He died for France to be excluded from a WW1 game in favor of American niggers.
>>337339631
The Italian army has sucked since it was formed, they got BTFO by the International Brigades in Spain for fuck sake.
>>337339631
They definitely did not suck.
>>337335572
No Serbia? No first allied victory in WW1?
>>337337991
My grandfather served in Vietnam or something. Won like 3 bronze stars and some other military abbreviations that I don't know. Made LTC. I learned this when I found his old service card and requested his military records. Cool to learn about.
>>337339160
>Europe starts a brutal war for no reason and kills millions of its own people because a Serb shot someone
>HUU HUU HUU AMERICA PLEASE HELP
>Help
>War ends
>Europe immediately sets itself up for another brutal war for no reason that, in its due course, kills millions more people because a Pole burned down a radio station or something
>HUU HUU HUU AMERICA PLEASE HELP
>No, it's not our war
>GRORIOUS NIPPON NO CALE ABOUT MALITIME LAW
>Okay fine
>War ends
>Execute all of the Germans and pretend they were worse than the Soviets
>Can't talk about the war without the Eternal Anglo piping in to chide us for not getting involved in their own bid to keep Germany from taking over Europe
>Seventy years later
>Germany has taken over Europe
>Muslims are flooding the continent
>German Intelligence casually predicts civil war
>Eternal Anglo still sniveling that we didn't do enough to save them from themselves last time
>War is obviously coming
>Can already hear the huu huuing in the distance
>>337339769
Well maybe they did technically suck, but they were still very useful in winning the war because Austria sucked even more.
>>337339631
>>337339757
t.warfare pro
>>337339778
>Serbia
>relevant
Actually you're right, the game should start out with playing as that serb fuck who shot the duke. But as a faction, literally worthless.
>>337339691
Not mine
>>337335572
same reason there is no russia
>>337339803
>Won like 3 bronze stars and some other military abbreviations that I don't know
>Won
What? Did he play bingo with the lads?
>>337339857
To be honest they BTFO of Austria until the real Germans showed up and kicked their asses.
>>337338567
Even if they add Russia you know it'll be commies with AK47.
I don't think Russian Empire ever existed in any videogame except for some Grand Strategies.
>>337339812
Those three one hour lessons you took on world history you took in gradeschool have served you well anon.
>>337339812
America is shit and should be destroyed.
>>337339812
>>German Intelligence casually predicts civil war
What? When? Sauce?
>>337339937
One of the 2D Assassin's Creed
>>337339582
Russian Civil War has no business being in WW1 game.
>>337339978
>>337339958
I think he hit a nerve
>>337335918
>more than 5m russians fought in ww1, one of the biggest forces on front lines
>>337339929
Got a chuckle.
Awarded, I'm tired.
>>337339935
Germans took some heavy losses at Caporetto. Thankfully they captured a shit ton of Italians, but damn if that wasn't a goddamn bloodbath.
Austria here, when should we start WW3?
>>337336689
That they are, but this Murica shit right here is still beyond retarded.
>>337339883
I honestly thought this was that fat autist queuing for the latest CoD release, why did you let your army get so fat America?
>>337337961
The thing that gets me about this is that most Americans don't give a shit about WW1, BECAUSE they weren't as involved.
It's like trying to discuss the logistics of Vietnam with a French person, they won't know any of the major events besides the napalm bombings because they don't give a shit about the rest of it.
>>337339857
Eh, war would happen anyways.
As a faction in BF game, maybe not so much, but the theater is interesting, not monotonous trench warfare. I remember pastas for CoD WW1, and I guess it would be a right fit there.
>>337339812
>60% white
>spreaded libcuck ideals all over Europe
>saving anybody
>>337340121
>Army
These are police and you should learn how much bigger plates and soft body armor makes someone
>>337340087
Monday.
>>337336208
Only if the highest scoring Italian in every match is taking around back and shot by the rest of the italians.
>>337340087
Now pls
>>337340087
2020 sounds good
>>337336328
Same with WW2, except that we had an entire Cold War to teach us otherwise.
>tfw at the end of the German campaign it is revealed that you're playing as Hitler
BRAVO DICE
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>>337340087
asap
>>337340087
Merkel's already prepping the rapefugees to fight the Germans. Putin is pushing into Ukraine and has opened up some old WWII bases way up north.
>yfw Germans will get a hat-trick in starting WW
Nazis were right about genetics, those fucks love starting shit way too much for it to be a coincidence.
>>337340230
Just like Brazil has a bigger white population than all countries in Europe
>Brazil
>white
>>337340216
You can bet on it. Or Hitler is in your squad, but he's called Painter or something to mask the epic reveal.
>>337340087
2027 please, i want to play cyberpunk before war
>>337340216
>implying it won't be a "Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy": The Game reveal
Well done, cuckswedes
>>337340216
Where have I seen that scenario before?
>>337340306
>Brazil
>White
>"brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr jajajajajajajajajaj"
Favela monkeys are not White
>France is a real country
>>337340306
>Brazil
>47% white
>UK
>87.1%
What are you talking about?
>>337340390
not for long
>>337335572
>US over France and Russia
Jesus christ this revisionist garbage.
>>337336727
French sounds awful, this is coming from a eurotrash
>>337340338
Man I hope the Arch Duke shit makes it in, that debacle was a right mess.
Serbs can't do anything right.
>>337340152
You got us at being less white, but the Liberal shit is on you.
Our Rightists fear becoming you, and everything our Left wants to be is "but let's imitate the euros..." Then your European Left touts that even our Leftists would be Rightists in their country. Then on 4chan it's all America's fault? Get your shit together.
>>337340410
It also has more niggers
>>337340410
Well that's retarded because then you could say it has more black people or literally any ethnicity because the USA is nearly the size of a continent
>>337340410
The US has five or six times the population of the UK, you do understand how percentages work right?
>>337339647
This video gets me every time. What a smug fuck.
>>337340390
Not for long it won't be. The French will have to import trucks upon truckloads of rapefugees to keep their country afloat, see! Declining birthrates would mean total extinction, birth rates always, ALWAYS, have to go up! They need to get a whole lot of new foreign Frenchmen into their country! Vive l'Empereur, Vive la France, Vive l'Empire!
>>337339812
>>Europe starts a brutal war for no reason and kills millions of its own people because a Serb shot someone
If you didn't know anything about the climate at that time, you would reach this conclusion. However, if you didn't, you would also not say anything like 'for no reason'.
Therefore, you are being a shitter and I didn't read the rest.
>>337340461
When people refer to left/right wing in Europe it typically refers to economics rather than social justice stuff
The US liberal/conservative definitions aren't really used elsewhere, they mean different things
>>337340437
How many assassins were sent before Gavrilo succeeded? Three or four? I remember something about one of them falling into a fucking river.
>>337340603
>When people refer to left/right wing in Europe it typically refers to economics rather than social justice stuff
Yuro here. You're spouting shit out of your ass.
Am I wrong about my WW1 history or was Italy originally with Germany? Lots of people are gushing about how this game will teach people about WW1 history but that's going to go to shit if the first thing they teach people is that Italy was with the Allies from the start.
>>337340636
Yes
>>337340649
I'll assume a different country then because it's true here. Left is typically higher taxation/higher public services/welfare etc while right is the opposite. Shit like civil rights/human rights etc doesn't sit cleanly on either side.
>>337340620
They threw a hand grenade at his motorcade and wounded his driver, the duke decided to visit him later on in the hospital and they just lucked out enroute.
>>337340087
Anytime soon, we need to be able to just flatten the Middle East with impunity without people saying we're being meanies.
>>337340673
Yes but the alliance was very weak since Italy wasn't interested in joining a war together with Austria-Hungary,in fact they wanted lands owned by AH.
>>337340620
They threw a dud grenade at the car, missed all their shots.
One guy ate an expired cyanide pill before jumping off a bridge, the water was shallow so he broke both his legs and lay there vomiting until the police arrested him.
Gavrilo was part of the assassin group but lost the police and went to go get a sandwich because he got hungry.
Walked outside of the cafe and by complete chance Ferdinand's car had broken down right outside so he shot the fucker there.
It's the dumbest start to the world's biggest war.
>>337340620
What I really want is a wacky CIA game where you try to kill Fidel Castro with whatever insane methods your think-tank came up with. Maybe like Evil Genius.
It's hilarious how many attempts Castro survived. Look it up.
>>337340673
They were supposed to be but didn't actually get it in with them. They joined the Allies later.
>>337340603
I understand this, but usually Euro Left is full blown commies, where our Democrat party is just welfare friendly oligarchs, which is closer to a lot of Euro "centrist" parties. Euro Left media has mentioned this like a badge of honor.
Point is, America didn't make western Europe into hyper collectivists.
>>337340706
>Shit like civil rights/human rights etc doesn't sit cleanly on either side.
Its not like the left is way more pro-SJW bullshit than the right.
>>337340779
>One guy ate an expired cyanide pill before jumping off a bridge, the water was shallow so he broke both his legs and lay there vomiting until the police arrested him.
kek every time
>>337340843
>Euro Left is full blown commies
This is completely wrong, there hasn't been a communist party with any clout in Europe in decades as far as I can remember. You might be confusing socialist with communist, and if you are that is very stupid. Your police service for example and public services in general are also 'socialist'
>>337340783
That's a great idea. They've released a freaking shark near the spot Castro was supposed to be scuba diving among other stupid ideas.
God damn I don't think there's a more insecure, bitchy people than modern Europeans. You're so pathetic and spineless, you all come across as whining impotent women. Americans are sick of being in the spotlight but you worthless sacks of shit keep consuming our media and culture en masse so we keep shloging out historically inaccurate garbage to keep you and the dumb Americans happy. You can go "BUT I MYSELF DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO AMERICAN CULTURE!" which is stupid since you're posting on an American website populated by mostly Americans and most likely play American video games, watch American shows and movies, listen to American music, wear American clothes
>inb4 but GOOKCHAN OWNS 4CHAN NOW!!!
>inb4 4chan is based on 2chan!
>inb4 heh i only play superior japanese games!
You're fucking pathetic, modern Europeans are genetically failed stock, the refuse and leftovers of Russian rape babies. Any worthwhile Europeans either died in the Wars or immigrated to America. That's why you're spreading your assholes open to the muslims flooding in. You're simply inferior.
>>337340779
Might as well be Monty Python's skit.
>>337340857
The left is also the side more likely to get upset about civil rights and human rights violations as well. Though that varies by party. As I said, it doesn't sit cleanly.
Honestly SJW shit is barely even an issue outside of tabloids and universities from what I can see.
>>337340976
The left only cares about human rights when immigrants are involved,they don't give a shit about their own people.
>>337340949
You sound upset.
>>337340949
The irony is that American culture is European culture, stay mad
>>337336406
>third world education
No, 99.9% of the battles did not happen in Europe. The significant ones did.
>>337340949
>complains about Europeans being whiny
>writes a lengthy post whining about it
>>337340783
So basically Space Pirates the Game
>>337340976
>Honestly SJW shit is barely even an issue outside of tabloids and universities from what I can see.
Honestly you're too sheltered.
>>337341064
You are deluded
>>337341075
>5 sentences is lengthy
how the fuck did you manage to read the koran?
>>337341041
No it doesn't, stop being retarded. Your political bias is so fucking apparent that it's very hard to take you seriously. Did you have all these cherrypicked images saved in advance?
Just look at the shitstorm over the Human Rights Act/European Convention on Human Rights in the UK for example.
>>337340779
Goddamn, I really need to read more history books
>>337340975
>And here's the assassin
>Crunch
>And here are his teammates
>Boom
>And here's his house
>Boom
>>337341064
You do realize that there was a World War I & a World War 2 right?
>>337335572
>best uniform
>main protagonist
>top weapons as Lebel rifle, FT-17, Breguet Biplan, Chauchat and Hotchekiss machine gun, 75mm field gun
>GOAT leader : Clemencau
It doesn't make sense
>>337340949
Jokes on you BLACKED friend, I only listen to pseudo-Slavic music by Percival and partake only in kínó films not American blockbuster drivel.
>>337341064
ok, enlighten me. List some of the non-European battles.
>>337341042
>>337341054
>>337341075
>only response is y-you mad?
kek
>>337341147
5 sentences of pure BAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!! is pretty lengthy anon.
>>337341075
fucking kek BTFO
>>337340843
All of the previous western generations grew up on liberal ideas from America, consumed American media and propaganda as well. With each generation everyone became more liberal in the west. Difference is that back then there might have been some real problems to deal with, but today people without real problems have just gotten so bored that they try and make a problem out of nothing.
>>337341098
No, I just don't get my info on the political landscape of a continent from 4chan
If anything those kind of issues are the sole domain of university educated white middle class kids, so it's quite silly to call me 'sheltered' for not taking them seriously.
>>337341226
but you're obviously mad
>>337341041
That picture can't be real. Don't tell me that canacuck is THIS fucking cucked.
>>337341269
and you're obviously inferior
>>337341174
>>GOAT leader : Clemencau
i want the Maréchal
>>337339576
>>337337879
Woodrow wilson was called a yellow belly coward by TDR.
>US
They weren't even around during most of the war, and when they were, it ended quick.
>>337340561
hahah le comedy new man told me france has problems xDD le comedy news man makes jokes about france hahaha
stop watching this american garbage tier news and watch the actual news
>>337335572
expect it in the DLC it'll only be $30 when it comes out.
>>337341320
You, i like you anon, you make me laugh.
>>337335572
>No France
>Italy with allied forces, even thougj they joined at the end when they realised they were losing
Fucking hell, this game is definitely a no buy from me. I was already mad just because there wasn't a poilu on the box art, but THIS?
That's just too much.
We lost the biggest amount of men with Germany for fuck's sake.
>>337341320
>American decides to whine
>calls everyone else whiners
>laugh at him
>he gets angry
>now he's turning into a woman
>>337340916
>they don't explicitly say they're communist
But by comparison of our political ideologies they are. Nobody cares that your college told you that any state service is glorious socialism.
Western/North Europe is very socially liberal and economically collectivist. Far moreso than the USA in either case.
>>337341361
TDR was a warmonger.
>>337340949
This reminds me of that one time when the Chinese made a game where they fight off the invasion of US and the majority of US citizens started crying about how China can do this.
>>337335850
Thanks for the nice thought 'Murica. For once we're nor getting bashed by you guys.
Love,
A french cunt.
>>337341442
>>337341472
>if i act condescending and don't call him mad with EPIC LAUGHING IMAGES then i don't have to defend myself!
top fuckin kek
>>337340230
Percentages are what matter, as it keeps whites in control.
96% of UKucks are white. 86% of Germans are white.
62% of americans are white.
You're fucked.
>>337341226
i'll add american games are trash
europeans are the only good ones
>>337341426
but anon liberal """comedy""" is news, didn't u watch his episode on DRUMPF :D
>>337341320
go back worshipping obongo you mongrel
>>337341149
That's how the left generally operates in every first world country,you are the one that's cherrypicking.
>>337341480
No, communist is a specific political view and you are misusing it. I'm sorry, but you're just wrong here.
Most people would agree that Europe is more socialist than America, but saying Europe is communist is retarded. Communism is dead and has been for decades.
>The pure, unadulterated Eurocuck asspain in this thread
lmao
>>337340132
Pretty shitty analogy, we were in Vietnam just before you (Indochina independance war).
>>337340949
>Yurops
>Inferior
>Genetically failed stock
>Coming from an American
Oh, the irony.
The reason everyone swallows your bullshit is because you keep forcing it down our throats. America is not a country, it's a corporation/business controlled by a handful of people. They're responsible for producing and spreading the cancer throughout the world.
TTIP is going to make it even worse.
Let me also remind that you that the vast majority of the US has shit-tier education and is piss-poor. Parts of your major cities look like fucking 3rd world favela's.
>muslim meme
kek
>>337341204
-1st and 2nd Dardanelles bombardment
-All of the battles between Ottoman-Commonwealth forces from Africa to Middle-East (also, Lawrence of Arabia, etc)
-Battle of Jutland
-Japanese seizure of all German port cities in Asia
There's more, but I think you misunderstood a fundamental part to my statement. I'm not saying the 'true' war wasn't fought on the Western front, rather that it was a World War and '99.9%' of the battles were not in Europe.
>>337341552
You're supposed to be at least 18 to post on this site, burger boy.
>>337341552
>Defeding yourself against trash
what bugs me more is that supposedly bolt-action rifles will be only for the scout. as a sniper rifle.
Medics get semi auto rifles, assaults get SMGs (despite the allies not having any, go figure).
>>337341573
I seriously don't get the multiculturalism meme
Everyone knows multiculturalism doesn't exist, people always stay in their single culture areas because that place agrees with them and they can relate. If you tried to force it, all you'd get is conflict as people disagree with how to live life.
>>337341552
Come on anon, funs fun but you seriously cannot be this retarded.
>>337341650
*tips turban respectfully towards you*
insh'allah my brother! we most stop this american cancer and protect our authentic "European" culture!
>>337338274
Did you even read my post nigger?
Also, they were already losing before that
>>337341703
How else would they get dudebros to play it?
Time to stare judgementally.
>>337341573
Seriously man I can't be fucked with this /pol/ tier shit. I haven't sat and collected a bunch of cherrypicked news articles about extremist American right-wingers, which I assume is the kind of 'debate' you're used to. You are wrong, and if you went outside occasionally or left America that would be obvious to you. I'm done dealing with you.
I can't wait to experience the mythical 100 years wars in the role of an American transniggerkin fighter jet pilot in the next Battlefield
>>337341552
Time to go to bed lil' Timmy.
>>337341573
Can't wait for the Swedish civil war. Norway has even started getting in laws and bills and whatever to allow them to refuse those who would be Swedish refugees of that civil war to come into their country, despite it breaking some retarded EU law about it. And Denmark has said it will probably do the same soon enough but for now is simply following the Norwegian events.
>>337337991
My great-grandfather was a french collaborationist. There's a short Wikipedia article about him, apparently he was a regional leader of a right wing movement (Solidarité Française). It even has a quote from him, I'll try to translate it:
>We can only hope to recover through racist and eugenic policies (politics?). Bringing in foreign blood can only lead to the disappearance of our culture. The human individual can only be protected in a racist nation.I do not go on /pol/
>Be European
>Get ignored (as usual)
>Cry on the internet
>Still ignored
>>337341492
TDR was right and Wilson was a coward though. America probably should have been involved in the war earlier.
>>337341747
Yeah germany are a bunch of furries but we knew that already. I wonder what america looks like on that thing.
>>337341783
>yet another article about how Sweden going down the drain is simply "cherrypicked news"
KEK
Explain why Norway and Denmark are preparing to lock out Sweden in case of civil war.
>>337339303
8/10
need some eagles flying
>>337341573
Well due to Socialism, I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't become like Africa MUCH SOONER than 2030.
>>337341952
>Still ignored
You mean like in this 400 posts long thread full of butthurt burgers?
>contrarians trying to meymeytize th issue to protect EA reputation
never fails, on neo/v/
>>337341951
That quote is pretty based.
>>337341783
>I haven't sat and collected a bunch of cherrypicked news articles about extremist American right-wingers
You won't see them being pro-immigrant/SJW shit i'm pretty sure,also i'm not American.
>>337342061
what
this entire thread is europeans crying
i'm not even american but you're fucking blind man
>>337336587
>>337336530
Andriod OS is American as well. People buy iPhones because it's marketed as a luxury item.
>>337336425
What funny is that black american regiment is suppose to be fighting under France army.
>>337341986
America was involved earlier.
They were raking it in by selling arms.
They shouldn't have been involved at all.
>>337341998
>America
The most terrifying thing in the world. Add NEETs, bronies, closet pedos with their lolis, weebs, oh god, it's a never ending flow of shit.
>>337342115
All I see is Amerifats getting roasted by the bantz.
>>337341951
I forgot to add he was executed in 46
>>337342104
This shit right here is what Socialism gets ya. This is why leftists should be separated from society in the US, since THIS is in their end goal.
>>337342209
where?
>>337335572
>Ottomans
Awww yiss
>>337335572
>No France
>No Russia
>Burgerland as a main force with a fucking nigger as a main character
Good job you fucking kikes
>>337342115
As someone who's been purely posting condescending images and laughing at people when they get facts horribly wrong, I'd say every side is butthurt in this thread.Just like a real war.
>>337338039
>sweden and norway look even more like penises
How do they do it?
>>337342160
>Add NEETs, bronies, closet pedos with their lolis, weebs
that's pretty much any first world nation
being a neet is also a lot more common and accepted outside of America
youre expected to move out and get a job pretty young there usually
>>337342104
terrifyin
>>337342225
Most of them can't vote anyway
>>337336583
upvoted
>>337337991
Great grandpa died at Verdun, he was a farrier on top of being a regular soldier.
>>337342225
Not socialism, liberals. Denmark and Norway are doing good and they hate Sweden and rapefugees.
I wish this had English subs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1sqdKHmFUI
>>337339395
>good
>bad
You what, fucker? There was no "good" and "bad", WW1 was a massive geopolitical conflict.
You can actually compare it to a schoolyard fight where a guy gets pushed and tempers rise. Who is bad in this scenario? The pusher? The one that deals the first punch? The choleric German kid that says his little brother can punch whoever he wants and dont you dare touch him? The little Italian kid for being a slimy snake and pulling hairs? The fat American kid that joins late because he was in the cafeteria and changed his chant because he suddenly saw someonelese victorious?
I hope you work on a more differentiated view, senpai
>>337341174
Also the first mass produced semi-automatic rifle
You do realise guys that EA's Battlefield 1 will be barebones on content when it's going to be released?
As much as i hate supply drops, black ops 3 compared to battlefront is a better game.
Same thing is going to happen this year, just you wait and see.
>>337342134
yeah, just ignore that german u boats were sinking american ships and killing americans left and right.
>>337337991
mine started in the cavalry then was dispatched in several units during the whole war and became blacksmith after that
>>337342271
but you're just as bad if not worse though doing shit like that
at least those people are actually discussing something even if theyre mad and sperging out
youre just shitposting because youre a boring person and cant contribute anything of worth lol
>>337342350
There's no TRUE conservatives/rightists that live under socialism. Otherwise they are outcasted immediately.
Liberalism & Socialism is nearly the same difference, both of them are FAR left.
>>337341562
Xd le donald drumpf
yes it was really cancerous
but what is more dangerous is people who takes a comedy news guys opinion seriously, like 75% of americans
>>337342390
I'm not going to get either, but yeah it will be barebones. It'll be Battlefront all over again. And apparently there's going to be another SW Battlefront game next year. Fucking jew hacks.
>>337342350
>Denmark and Norway are doing good and they hate Sweden and rapefugees
>good
They are better than Sweden which is not saying much.
>>337335572
The exit buttom has a France flag
>>337342435
I did a few times, but then the people I was responding to started getting mad and only talking about the images I was using.
Most of the arguments have been personal opinions anyway, so I avoid taking part in those.
337342552
>stealing the pol joke to get some you
>CoD has sold more in Europe than America
>BF is nearly equal in sales
>America still gets to be the star in every game
>Yurocucks are crying bitch tears
More delicious than a steak burger
>>337342476
liberal and conservative means the opposite in denmark, our liberals are all about less government, less taxes and free markets, while the conservative/socialist parties tend to favour "conservation" of the welfare state which has worked so well for so many decades now
>>337342331
>majority of children from our current generation want socialism
America is dead in the next 18 years if Trump isn't president.
>>337342382
>Revisionist History
Yeah sure, Napoleon and Genghis Khan weren't bad guys either.
>>337342476
I'm not sure what point you're trying to make. I'm saying it isn't exclusively "Socialism", because Denmark and Norway are pretty much what Sweden used to be like before they went multiculti autism.
>>337342549
Better than Germany, Italy, France, UK, and so on. And then it's so and so compared to Poland, they have some issues but I don't know enough to be able to compare overall which would be better.
>>337340058
even weirder considering that austria and russia fought each other almost exclusively, and austria´s in.
>>337342630
>burger imagining others looking up to him
>mfw
newsflash: the only reason the rest of the world gives a shit is because you're a bunch of psychos with nukes
>>337341576
No, it's not a political view, it's an economy style. But go ahead with your SOC 101 talking point, it's just derailing the thread.
>>337342636
>there are people that unironically support trump
lol
>>337342636
Trump will only become president by hiring a foreign army and staging a military coup.
The current establishment will not let him take power, regardless of the will of the people, because America is not a democracy.
>>337340949
Everything about this post is baffling. 4chan culture is stolen from japanese culture, americans are european immigrants that were so dumb they thought this massive land mass was india, and then they attempted to invade french land because they were bored and their response to punishment for almost bringing the commonwealth into a full scale war with france & the attempt at stopping piracy/illegal trade was to take the supplies they had already paid for and throw it into a river.
My friend, this does not paint the picture as those who stayed in europe as being the genetically failed stock.
>>337342126
Yeah but the ''main'' phone company that makes android is korean
>>337342707
you cant honestly be this deluded
>>337342646
how based Napo was bad again ?
crushing the invaders and back-stabbers was mean ?
>>337342646
Why were they bad guys, anon?
>implying Europe wouldn't be a better place today if Napoleon had won
You cannot convince me it wouldn't have been better.
>>337339935
That's like all of WW1's eastern theaters summoned up in one sentence. Austria-Hungary was even less competent than ItalyGermany seems pretty bad at choosing allies...
>>337342707
I'm not imagining anything. I'm seeing the asshurt and bitch-tears you're producing right now.
""""""""""""WORLD WAR I""""""""""""
>>337342773
This is the dumbest post I've ever read on 4chan.
Great work.
>>337335572
Because Sweden's education system is even worse than the USA's education system.
>>337341174
Great songs too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72RZwNZxwbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iGEiY6wvDo
I wish it had subtitles.
>>337342646
Napoleon literally was not bad at all, though.
>>337342773
The people who went America were those who literally had nothing to do in their homes, they were the outcast, those without jobs, without opportunity, lowest of the low. Some of the richer went as well because they knew there was opportunity to make mad profit off the poorer.
>>337342804
>>337342809
Tyrant who stole power and declared war on kings, assassinated the Pope and stole from across Europe to fuel his war campaign.
>>337342843
More like World War America
>>337335572
user wiki
>>337340673
Austrian history buff here. Italy had a Defence-pact with Germany (& Austria Hungary).
Italy then said "wtf fuck you you started that shit and expect us to go die with you? we said defence only fuckers"
We replied: "fuck you faggot, serbs started it by killing our homeboy, we gave 'em ultimatum to apologize on a national level, they declined - so technically they started it and provoce us wherever they see fit. Fuck you for pussying out you fucker"
Then Italy mumbled under his breath about this is gonna have consequences.
>>337337217
>our own propaganda,
Battlefield isn't an American game you retard.
refer to >>337342870
Not to mention >>337336286 is false flag bait posted at 6am USA time. Not even NEETs are awake that that point.
>>337342870
what website?
>>337339148
china
>>337342870
>resilience
What does this imply
Students who do badly dropping out? The stress the system can take?
>>337342917
>stole power
>declared war on kings
>assassinated the Pope
This is bad how?
>stole from across Europe to fuel his war campaign
Against those mentioned above.
It his a le troll post?
>>337342790
And iphone is made in China? Hardware doesn't mean shit as long as the product and software caters to Americans. Do you think the Playstation sells like shit in America because it's made in Japan? Do you Samsung products sell like shit in America?
>>337335850
Wow, a self-hating American? I haven't seen any of you on the internet before.
You pathetic fucking cuck.
>>337342907
>they were the outcast, those without jobs, without opportunity, lowest of the low.
Actually those are more like the people who stayed in Europe.
Why did you reply to your own dumb post lmao
>>337342995
>>337342970
https://www.oecd.org/pisa/aboutpisa/
>>337342917
ok it was bait
>>337342958
Honestly Italy was planning this all along,France knew that Italy would have joined their alliance if Germany declared war.
>>337342959
>EA</DICE
>not american
>>337343061
I'm not that guy, and I'm sorry you didn't listen in middle-school. This was pretty basic stuff.
>>337343051
Shut the fuck up you autistic Auslard piece of shit.
I bet 90% of the shitposts are you pathetic fucks false flagging as burgers and eurokuks in here.
Nice source faggots.
> But the wiki says it
With no source
Use your brain your fucking Jamals
>>337339365
Are you dishonoring war heroes?
>>337342304
Don't know about the rest of Europe, but everything but neets is not common nor viewed well at all. And even then NEETs are often a result of the person being fired.
>>337343125
Yes, DICE is not American.
>>337343136
>/v/
>using their brain
>ever
>>337343029
>stole power
It's bad because the king is granted the divine right of power from God himself. The Pope is there to speak the will of God.
Napoleon was a heretical usurper who threw Europe into chaos.
He also sold a third of America to the Americans for piss all money, he probably shouldn't have done that.
>>337343171
DICE doesn't exist, EA (an american company)'s battlefield branch does
>>337339721
The black Americans fought under the French flag, dumb dumb.
>>337336362
>43 mil vs 25 mil
Fucking allied zergrushing faggets
>>337343160
Isn't it pretty normal in southern Europe to live with your parents well into your 20s? I know it's a shitty meme from the US and even here in Scandinavia to move out as soon as possible, but it's still pretty common to be at home in the south, isn't it?
>>337336053
This.
Many nations are really underrepresented in such games because makers can't be arsed to do research. They put a black protagonist when they could have easily put a Pajeet in his place who actually have fought in both world wars in some of the largest voluntary forces of about 4 million iirc.
They could have had you play an Aussie or a north African, both theaters which haven't been milked to death
>>337342708
>communism is only about the economics
Ok
>>337335728
Pretty much, no one but the US could've really competed with them overseas.
>>337342646
Nigger what?
Napoleon was one of the best thing that happened to Europe.
>>337342646
they both were global players, neither good nor bad. Napoleon did things beyond your imagination for structural integrity of Europe.
Genghis Khan did even more. Unified writing, measurement etc etc.
>good
>bad
Holy fuck how old are you? Regarding what morals exactly? Judeo-christian ones?
>>337343213
>It's bad because the king is granted the divine right of power from God himself. The Pope is there to speak the will of God.
>Napoleon was a heretical usurper who threw Europe into chaos.
Damn anon you had me hooked for a while there, but this is some funny stuff.
>>337335572
>No France, nor Russia
>USA and Italy instead
>Join game late, take all credit.
USA USA USA
>>337343192
but you are /v/
>>337343252
It's pretty common in Asia(which includes middle east and South Asia and not just China and japan) too. People are expected to take care of their parents especially the boys and most of them don't move out of their houses once they are 18-20. Only Americans see it as a taboo to not take care of your parents for some reason. No wonder the west is falling
>>337343317
>Napoleon did things beyond your imagination for structural integrity of Europe.
>Go to British public school
>Cover Napoleon in history
>Lesson starts
>"We defeated him twice with our Navy. He was bad."
>End of lesson
Wasn't until I left school and took a personal interest in history that I found out what actually happened.
>>337343317
>Judeo
stop with that meme
>>337343237
>declare war on half the world's alliances
>bawwww they have so many people
you could, you know, not be a warmongering faggot for once?
>>337339721
Blacks fought in the wars though.
Do you predict that Germany will be the "bad guys" in WW3 too?
>>337342917
>Man who managed to bring back France from the chaos it was after the Revolution
>Had the Code Civil written, still used to this day
>Created préfets, regional administrators, leading to a better development of the country
>Conquered almost the whole of Europe
>Managed to balance order and freedoms while ruling
>Made France great again
Don't talk to me or my little Emperor ever again.
>>337336362
I never heard of nips fighting in WW1.
That's interesting.
>>337343524
Christianity is literally a halfassed version of Judaism.
Just like Islam is a halfassed version of Christianity.
Together, they form the triangle of Abrahamic brainwashing sandreligion.
>>337343525
>implying jews didn't force germany into it both times
>>337343593
>good guys
>bad guys
Are you 12 or something? Or just Australian (e.g. mentally deficient)?
>>337343612
Yeah but he lost the war.
>>337343593
Of course, who else would it be?
>>337343593
the bad guys of ww3 is USA, the campaign ends at dreamland
>>337343443
>Only Americans see it as a taboo to not take care of your parents for some reason.
It's not necessary to take care of your middle-aged parents. It's common for people to move back in if their parents get sick or let them move in to their home if they get old. Nursing homes are seen as a last resort.
>>337342225
>This is what socialism gets ya
>One mentally handicapped leftist cunt speaks for all leftists
Why do you Americans consider everything to be black and white/bad or good/one or the other? Are you really that retarded?
>>337343593
There won't be anyone left after it anyway.
>>337343650
I wish the Emperor would come out of hiding already and liberate us from this horseshit.
Really, he doesn't have to wait for the Age of Strife.
>>337343593
WW1 there isn't really a clear cut "bad guy". Which is probably why it gets so much less exposure than WW2.
Despite edgy shitposting it's obvious that Germany and the axis were the bad guys in WW2, that being said Stalin and the Russians we're shit tier too.
>>337343274
It is though? Why do you think there are different flavors of communists? It's an economics system and the social politics that can go with it vary greatly.
>>337343836
>one person doesn't represent everyone
>why does this one person represent everyone
Top retard
>>337343252
Depends. Spain, Portugal and Italy yes. Owed to the culture, the tendency was decreasing before 2008 then skyrocketed for obvious reasons.
In France this tendency is also going up, albeit at a slower rate, at it his not really i the culture. Parents are legally obliged to give you food, housing and clothing until you finish your studies though, it's not like in the US where as soon as you turn 18 you parents can throw you out. They don't have to let you live in the house though, just give you a proper roof.
>>337342862
You only perceive it as a dumb post because you have absolutely no idea what your own history is.
The american revolution came as a result of two things in particular: The commonwealth's response to the Americans raiding french owned settlements in the US and their blockade of pirated and illegal trade of various goods (IE, tea) which was then replaced with taxed goods, that americans agreed to pay for in exchange for garunteed high quality items. They then protested that agreement by dressing up as native americans and then throwing those goods into a river. Which defeated the purpose of protesting in the first place so a group for opposition of taxation had to claim responsibility after the fact.
Your entire country's independence is based entirely on incompetence. You're fucking idiots, anon.
>>337343743
>the war
>>337343460
Oh goodness, really?
>>337343443
Asian here. The richer my cuntry is, the younger people start to move out and the more retirement homes start popping up.
We have shit for welfare or healthcare and our income is so low we cant move out. That's why sticking to our parents is our best bet until our late 20s.
>>337335572
>No France, Belgium, Russia and Bulgaria
What a fucking load of shit. Swedish education is truly third world tier just like the rest of their country these days.
>>337343836
>"let's have all these muslim refugees come in and pillage our countries and rape our women, but still cater to their customs"
>"let's elect a muslim london mayor"
>"let's indict a comedian and his boss for making a joke of another country's leader and send them there for "justice" (aka execution)
>Let's make stealing food legal as long as you're poor
Europe is a shithole.
If they replaced USA and Italy with France and Russia would you pay more money for this game?
>>337343628
They were fighting tsarist Russia, when they were still in white uniforms and all.
>>337344008
He lost the sixth war.
>>337344084
As a proud red blooded American?
No
Make them dlcs. Yuropoor will eat that up.
>>337343995
Even if what you said was true, which it isn't. Despite how the nation started we've accomplished more than your nation has or ever will in the span of a couple of hundred years.
Where are you from? I need a laugh.
To be absolutely fair, Russians were merely zergrushing entire WW1 due to incompetence of emperor, onslaught of starvation periods, necessity of adapting to new way of life without slavery ("Krepostnoye pravo" was officially eliminated in 1861, however only like 10% became truly free, most people still were in debt or had to work for their previous lords once again to buy out the land, true attempts to change way of life without it haven't started before 1890's).
Basically, my fucking point is, most important changes during WW1 in Russia took place almost exclusively within the country.
>>337344084
More money no? Buy the game maybe.
Hell that's our war and they took it from us.
>>337343995
>brits dindu nuffin they good boyz! americanz is animals its ok to tax people without givin demz represantationz shiiiieeeet
>>337344239
>necessity of adapting to new way of life without slavery
In English it's referred to as 'serfdom,' comrade
>>337344220
>Despite how the nation started we've accomplished more than your nation has or ever will in the span of a couple of hundred years.
You don't even know where I'm from but claim that america has accomplished more than any other nation.
Despite the fact that the united states is behind on pretty much every desirable statistic outside of teenage pregnancy?
wew
>>337344084
Not specifically, but at least fucking add France and Russia in for fuck's sake. I had a feeling this game would be historically inaccurate, and now it's even worse than I expected.
>>337344319
I said that the U.S has done more than your country, and it has outperformed nearly every nation in the span of a few years. So I ask again pussy, where are you from so I can laugh at you.
>c-can i just focus on some of your n-negative attributes p--please instead? wew xD
>no France
>no RE
>US is main combatant
>>337344080
>blowing shit out of proportion
>>337337991
This post got me curious and I spent the past 2 hours searching. Turns out my great-grandpa was a collaborationist leader, his two older brothers died in the Great War and his little sister was a hottie
>>337344465
sweden sure is full of intelligent people
>>337344464
>US
>outperformed nearly every nation
In what, wars and invasions? Sure. I'll give you that one
>>337343959
A lot of communist theory is about politics though. How the state should be organized, the proletariat seizing the means of production, the "New Man", Realsozialismus as a prestage for communism. It isn't simply the opposite of capitalism
>>337344674
>Still too scared to say where he's from
Holy shit I bet you're from South America or something, some pseudo-intellectual spic thinking he can talk to real people.
>>337344575
How did you find that?
i'd give it a try
>>337337991
I can only trace my lineage back to my great grandmother. I have no idea who my great grandfather is since there were troops garrisoned in my town and she was smitten with all of them apparently.
>>337344750
Not that guy faggot
>>337344584
Not really sure what's so good about living in Sweden but the flag's a big plus.
>>337344220
Nigger, even fucking Romania has a richer history than the fucking US, and they are basically gypsies
>>337344464
>I said that the U.S has done more than your country, and it has outperformed nearly every nation in the span of a few years.
In what category? In what way? What has the united states out performed any country in in other than sheer military spending?
China has a bigger army with a larger arsenal, America is like 9th on monetary income, They're near the bottom of every democracy success poll, education, literacy... shit, you even have less whites than europe, and that's saying something.
What exactly is america even good at, exactly?
>>337344779
It's hard work, you have to go around asking your known relatives about their history, where they were from, the names of their parents and then you go digging for birth, death and marriage records most likely available in the city they were from. I obviously didn't do that in two hours, I got lucky someone else did the work and put it all on some genealogy website. It would have taken me 5 minutes if I remembered the names of my grandparents
>>337344674
>US
>outperforming France when it comes to wars
>laughing man holding a baguette.jpg
daily reminder that the real shitposting hours is US prime time, not aus, not eu, not rus, US
>>337344575
I want to go back in time and fuck your great-grandaunt
>>337345017
>STILL won't say where he's from
lmao
Just off the top of my head.
Economics, Inventions, Colleges which are more important than producing actual functioning adults rather than neets that know the entire history of their shitty irrelevant country instead of how to hold down a job.
So go on faggot, tell me where you're from so I can laugh.
>>337345017
>What exactly is america even good at, exactly?
shitposting, entitlement, brainwashing kids in school: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfInio1sLE0
>>337345254
>economics
America is 20 trillion dollars in debt.
>>337345017
>War
>Fast food
>Obesity
>Inbreeding
>Political leaders (Trump, Bush, Palin)
>Racism
>SJW-cancer
>Income inequality
>Shit-tier education
>credit debt
Just to name a few ;)
>>337345243
me too buddy, even if it means becoming my own great-granduncle
>>337345391
2/3rds of which are owed back to the American people, I bet you're one of those fucking idiots that thinks CHINA OWNS AMERICA lmao.
>>337345407
dude xd im sure you hurt some feelings with that one that was deep!
>>337345407
>Inbreeding
>SJW-cancer
Pretty sure Europe already has that shit down.
>>337345254
>Economics
Income inequality and poverty is huge in the states. Parts of your cities look like 3rd world countries.
>College/education
Shit-tier unless you have half a million or a scholarship to attend University
>Inventions
Nah. Most of your tech was stolen from Nazi scientists.
>>337345521
you're right, china doesn't, the jews do
>>337345254
Ayy el mao
>>337345630
>muh detroit
>y-you stole tech from nazi scientists!
Never fails. Detroit is a standalone situation. It's in that shape because after the car factories laid everyone off all the white working people left and all that was left were the niggers.
>hit-tier unless you have half a million or a scholarship to attend University
Nope, college education is pretty great here if you go to a semi-decent college, just don't go to fucking DeVry or those shitty TV colleges and you're good. I received grants that paid completely for my college education.
>Thinking all we did was the space race
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions
Go ahead and compare that to whatever shithole you're from.
>STILL won't say where he's from
Tthey better include Finns
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27th_Jäger_Battalion_(Finland)
>>337345526
>Inbreeding
Where? Can't think of any country when I think inbreeding. The USA's midwest on the other hand...
>SJW
Apart from Sweden, and to a lesser exte t the UK, no country is nowhere near Murica.
Hell, less than 2 months ago the highest court in France confirmed that there was nothing such as a gender, just a sex, that no neutral sex was to be recognised, and only men and women were recognised.
We laugh at Tumblr special snowflakes and 3rd waves lesbian feminists. We have some sensible people accross the pond.
>>337345882
>going to college in US
>2016
Unless you have scholarships/grants, enjoy your lifelong college debts. And blame the teachers for trying to brainwash you into going to it.
>>337345882
>being this delusional
america
>>337346070
>Can't disprove a single point or back up anything he says
kek
>>337346043
The midwest isn't even the "inbred" part of the country you dumb piece of shit.
>>337344676
Okay, that's what I just said. Capitalism and Communism are not compatible under a single label though. They're divergent. Things can be more communistic or less capitalist. As Socialism is the "in-between" of Capitalism and Communism, it is fair to say Socialism is more communist than capitalism. Marx left this shit vague because honestly he just wanted money from those union guys, but my original point is that Europe touts this collectivist sort of economy harder than the usa (for now).
>nb4 more diatribes of Marxist flavor of the week terminology
Nobody cares. There's thousands of Marxist "intellectuals" who write about social attributes and labels and whatever.
Americans think Communism when they see collectivism. There are established writings in support of this. Under this umbrella Europe is more liberal/socialist/communist/collectivist than the USA. Don't care about your defense of your particular label, my point was I don't understand how the USA is blamed for Europeans beinf this way.
>>337346043
Socialism is the BASTION of SJWs, and is what they all strive for, and you all don't even see it.
Why do you think you all are having such troubles with muslim refugees, and can't do a damn thing about it. Even Americans can call them sand-niggers at least, w/o getting thrown in jail.
>>337346109
do you imagine you have made any valid points whatsoever? that's cute
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