>want to go to the Overwatch Launch Celebration
>check locations
>nearest one is less than a mile away
>it's sold out
>>337327432
Dress in contractor clothes and just walk in with a ladder or something.
>>337327906
This is actually a good idea but what if someone steals OP's ladder
>>337327984
call the cops.
>>337327984
>not placing it against a wall and watching the event from the best seat in the house
Wow anon.
>Nearest location is over 100 miles away
>going to launch events
Yeah one off yourself normie
Where's a list of launch event locations?
>Check it
>Nearest location is 1500 km away
http://www.strawpoll.me/10190906
>>337331210
Fuck Mei and whatever shit she says. Fucking ice heal shit.
This thread just made me think to look and see if there were any events for this going on in Scotland and it turns out there's one just down the road from me, and I grabbed a ticket.
Thank you OP.
>>337327906
47 I have a new assignment for you
what the
FUCK
is Overwatch Launch Celebration? What dumb shit you murrifats now have invented
>>337327432
Did you make a little costume to dress up in too anon?
>>337331210
>people unironically voting symmetra
Niggas, a damn teleport helps bring your guys back into combat so much more quickly and is a life saver
Yes. go celebrate the shooter genre's death
>>337331581
Mercy's revive is a better teleporter than Symmetra's
>>337331581
She's boring as fuck to play, has her L-shift shut down by any character with a rapid fire weapon and her teleport breaks after 6 people use it. Also you still need another support character alongside her to actually heal and that will never happen in randoms.
>>337331417
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Overwatch+Launch+Celebration
>>337331581
Symmetra is only good if you're already winning.
>>337331406
kek
God I want to play Overwatch right now. I haven't had that much fun since the Tribes: Ascend beta.
>>337331210
I'm glad Bastion's at the top of this list, but what's D.Va doing with so many votes?
I thought she was pretty well-balanced minus the horse shit infinite range on her ultimate
>>337327432
>it's sold out
Dodged a bullet there m8
These kind of events are filled with snob normies that don't play vidya.
If you want to meet such people, there's plenty on /v/.
>the closest place is at poland
fuckin how
>sold out nearest me
Guess I can still go to taco bell.
>>337331112
oh, I can't wait for comicon.
This shit still available for purchase at the Cinemark 18 in LA?
>>337331112
that's nothing, nearest one to me is 21k km away from me
>>337327432
>Check locations
>Closest two are in New Jersey
Nope!
They're all sold out so who gives a shit?
>>337331417
What does "Overwatch Launch Celebration." Sound like to you, you literal retard
>>337327432
>in a Sunday
Will be full of smelly beets who aren't working the next day
>>337327432
>Look up my nearest one
>My state isn't having it at all
Fuck Massachusetts.
>>337332631
Normies will wreck your shit in video games bro.
Anyone wanna meet up after the event :3
>>337327432
>Overwatch Launch Celebration
>literally one down the street
glad I'm not going, it's on Sunday and Sunday is for getting ready for the school/work week.
what are these celebration events? are there any in sweden?
Tickets are free and are available to book tomorrow for Aussies....Should i book a ticket?
i would be a lone total sperg amongst a sea of normies but I've never been to any convention launch event or anything of the kind.
"We'll have cosplayers, an Overwatch developer Q&A and autograph signings, plus—for the first time in Australia—live shoutcasted Overwatch competitive matches! Of course, it wouldn't be an Australian event without a BBQ, so we'll wrap up the live stream with food and drinks for all attendees.
Come join us at what will be a fair dinkum blast of a day!"
sounds fucking terrible to me but could be interesting for the fact that it will probably be so terrible.
>>337327432
Closest is 40 miles away
Fuck that shit, it's not like I have the money now anyway, all I want to see is the new cinematics, and they'll probably be up on release, I can survive not seeing them at the cinema.
>>337335304
Beta faggot, get a grip.
>>337336190
Yeah I'm the beta for not going to a launch event for a shitty game made for cucks who can't play real shooters.
>>337335945
>Sydney only
What a bunch of poofters, I wanted to bang some cosplayers
>>337336317
how to pickup cosplayers ?
share your secrets,
i'll go in your stead.
>>337336301
Don't make fucking dumb excuses about school and work, you piece of shit NEET faggot.
>>337336415
nice projecting
>Check the map
>there's actually one nearby
What even is it? Just a new cinematic plus raffles or something?
>>337338202
Several new cinematics. Dunno about raffles.
>closest one is in L O N D O N
Do I want to get culturally enriched for a vidya game?
>>337338546
do you get anything special for going?
if not, probably wouldn't risk it
>>337338292
But they'll be on the Internet the following day, so what's the point?
Is there at least goodie bags
>>337335228
Yeah sure
>>337335945
I'll go with you, anon! I'm from Sydney.
>>337340430
Really?! since no one replied i thought fuck it, iama just go by myself and try not be noticed.
>>337332631
My experience was different with WoW launch events
>go to WotLK launch event at Fry's since I seldom meet other fans
>line going all the way around the building
>get in line
>everyone there fulfills every stereotype (fat, skeletons, neckbeards, geek culture shirts, etc.)
>guy behind me is a spooky skeleton with his g/f
>g/f looks/sounds like a tranny
>another guy in line is actually dressed in chainmail
>car full of young chads drives by once in a while screaming "NERDS!"
>blizzard employees come out and throw t-shirts around
>nerds scramble to pick them up like it's ambrosia from the gods
>devs offer autographs as I get inside the store
>politely refuse, make my purchase
>leave store
>literal army of every gamer stereotype imaginable wrapped around the building
