I'll go first
Ubisoft:
-Add enemy tagging/silhouette
-Cover locking/movement
-Takedown animations
-Collect-a-thon tier crafting shit
-Tacked on multiplayer
-Subtle/not subtle SJW agenda
-Uplay
343:
-Take something that used to be revolutionary and unique
-Add Call of Duty to it
-Get confused when people don't like it
-Make a scam
-Get confused when people don't like it.
-Make a sequel to the first thing you made
-Get confused when people don't like it.
I'm fucking bitter.
>>China wireless arts
>create a engine
>each new game has an unique feature
>but use it in everything
EA
-Kill every game loved by fans
-SHILL
-SHILL
Bethesda:
-Add useless RPG elements
-Add crafting shit and crap collection
-Make overpriced as fuck DLC
-You can eat that mountain
Gearbox
-MEMES
-EPIC MEMES
-MORE MEMES
>>337299969
You forgot to mention that the takedowns are the whole fucking game. That said I still like Black Flag.
Got another one
Activision
-JEW
-JEW
-REHASH
-JEW
-JEW
DICE:
-Remove mod support from franchise literally built around it, to the point that there was a sequel that based on a mod
-Shill a season pass in it's place
-Make the worst UI in FPS history by plastering doritos and floating letters all over the screen
-Add in shitloads of filters and lens flare just in case the player wasn't completely blinded by the cluttered UI.
-Include an unlock treadmill to keep normies around long enough to by shitty maps.
-No netcode, choke points only, Final Destination.
Platinum Games
- Make something insane
- Like fucking crazy
- put some crazy ass gameplay with a crazy ass story into your crazy ass game
- forget to make it longer than 6 hours
Valve
-go from most loved game creator to most Jewish company.
-make free to play shit games with stupid microtransactions (hats HURR DURR)
-abandoned entire fans by dropping a games dlc or sequel
-ran by an obese man who eats sandwiches all day
>blizzard
>jump on the fotm genre and make the most accessible, casual game imaginable
>make the game pleasant to look at for children
>throw enough money at it so people will pay attention
>>337301673
>fake a "controversy"
>>337301673
I see someone here bought battleborn, how did it feel sucking off the meme developers dick?
>DUDE BADASSES LMAO
>>337301926
Actually was thinking about hots, get your overwatch autism the fuck out of here.
>>337299969
you forgot adding a really tall tower or something to reveal the map of the area
FROMSOFTWARE
-lot's of wonky hitboxes
-delay inputs
-add street fighter 2 combos to bosses
-make sure the camera is shit
-let your fandom defend unpolished game mechanics with memes
-kickback and watch all le redditors suck your dick
>>337301273
ilikeit.jpg
>>337301439
This anon
>don't actually read the OP
>don't read other posts to see what posts ITT should be like
>use - instead of > on /v/
>>337302356
are you implying ds3 is bad?
CDPR
-copypaste jokes and lore from the books
-completely rape series' lore and story
-write some 2deep4u characters, add sex scenes and see how every fag will jerk off to it
-completely forget about making combat better than in N64 Zeldas
-also fuck up controls to make them less responsive than assassin's creed
-add some muh badass finishers
-make great looking trailers
-lie to players
-downgrade the game to shit
-ban people mentioning downgrade
-get goty awards
>>337302476
It's a shit game bruv. You have to be brain dead to not see that.
>>337301273
W101 was pretty long
>>337302768
fucking kek
hitboxes are fucking amazing in DaS3 and the only valid complaint you have is the camera, fuck off.
>>337302768
>bruv
thank you for letting me know that I can immediately discard your opinion
>>337301926
Why do people always assume those who are shitting on Overwatch are Battleborn players? Makes no sense
>>337302356
Makes sense about DaS2
>>337303057
>Fanboy dismissing opinion that's not praising his game
Ok bruv
>>337300143
Me too, you dirty faggot, me too
