ITT Invasion Stories
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all souls-borne game are in play
doesn't matter if you invaded or were being invaded
>Invade in undead settlement
>twinking ganksquad
>chaos fireballs, zweihander, etc.
>they brutalize me
>invade again
>same people
>lead them to a tricky jump above the cliff underside bonfire
>host falls to her death
>invade someone else, they die to giant's arrow
>invade again
>guess who
>lure them to powder barrels
>firebomb throwers are already dead
>hit with fire weapon, killed me and her two phantoms, missing the host
>shit
>invade again
>guess
>fucking
>who
>wait she's alone?
"summoning another phantom"
I invaded your mom's asshole with my dick last night, faggot
I invaded your mom's dick with my asshole last night, faggot.
Your mom's dick invaded my asshole last night, faggot.
>>337293585
>>337293752
>>337293909
this has been nice
>>337293331
get killed by gankers in the burg, and switch to my hornet ring cb havelmom build and backstab the shit out of them..
>indicted
>invade with Hunter's Charm
>win every single invasion
Why is this game so easy
>>337294214
landing hunter's charms is a paint though
You need to predict their attack int he same way as if you were parrying because otherwise they just roll away
Unless they have a heavy weapon, THEN it's piss easy
>>337294369
>not landing an unlocked hunter charm with 80% certainty
What are you, bad?
>invade
>6 billion phantoms
what went wrong?
>>337294521
>wog spam
>profit?
>>337294521
Dude gank spanking is SO MUCH FUN!
>>337294815
I was summoned to a gank spank as a darkmoon and got 10 concord before a cheater killed us all
It was mostly against Aldrich faithfuls so I didn't even feel bad
But this cheater
He was so bad
It took him an eternity to kill one of us despite having infinite health
Almost pitied the cunt
>>337295003
I really wish there was a better anti-cheat system with Dark Souls but I guess we can't always have nice things.
I was just playing Dark Souls for the first time yesterday, was all ready to fight Ornstein and Smough. On my way there, I suddenly got a message that some fag was summoned into my game. This was literally my first time interacting with any other player, so I just figured it was normal.
>guy cosplaying as Dante shows up
>white aura
>"time for some jolly cooperation!" I think
>wave at guy
>he waves at me
>go into boss room
>guy's aura immediately changes to red
>"w-what"
>try to defend myself
>get parried and instakilled
I don't care about how, I just want to know why
>>337295168
That's a hilarious thing that cheaters do is that they change their phantom properties so they can turn into a dark spirit when summoned.
I actually like it when cheaters do that and not have hitbox or speed hacks.
>>337295168
What's with Dante hax in DaS
>Anor Londo just after the archers
>Invaded
>It's a Dante, but with an extremely large head
>Like the size of his body large
>Spawns silver knight swordsmen one at a time for me to kill
>Eventually gets bored & spawns a room full of them
>PC chugging along, don't manage to kill a single one before gangraped
It was weird.
