Why don't you fags main Zenyatta?
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Why don't you fags main Zenyatta?
But i do, anon.True Self is Without Form. :^)
>>337260778
Because I main Zarya and the funnest character in the game.
>Lucio
>>337260778
Robots are for autists.
>Dies at the lightest fart
Playing Zenyatta is only good if you go double or team him up with Lucio.
Zenyatta is pretty shit in non-pub games.
I would, but be he needs a buff soonLife is more than ones and zeroes.
>>337260778
I played this game with a controller and it was fucking awful. I dont understand why our crosshairs move and widen, yet on PC they get the tiniest crosshair that does move even when shooting and since its point and click its beyond easy mode to kill someone rather than trying to rotate analog sticks hoping that you dont accidentally roll too far over even with varied sensitivities.
Switching to PC soon for that easy aim cheese.
Because I'm busy playing Junkrat, if I go support it's him or Lucio.
Maining is for fags, good players knows how to play with every character and play whatever the team needs.
>>337260778
he's gheey
>>337260778
I
WANT
THE
SHILLS
TO
LEAVE
USE THE CATALOG
FUCK OFF TO /VG/
THERE ARE ENOUGH THREADS ABOUT BLIZZARDS LATEST NEW GARBAGE.
>>337260778
>20tick
Because the game is bad. I wanted to love it, the graphics/artstyle and characters are pretty damn good, but the game is really shallow and 20tick literally makes it unplayable to me.
>hurr git gud
There's no gud involved when you can get shot "through" walls seconds after getting behind cover, with the killcam showing that you apparently never moved at all.
I tried
>Squishy; if the other team has a widowmaker, you cant pick him
>OoH is essentially just Lucio's heal, but on a single target
>PASS INTO THE IRIS doesnt get teammates to go in; always end up having to use it as an emergency spell
He can muscle out a fuckton of damage for a support, but thats about.
Unless the opposing team is heavily reliant on tanks, youre better off picking someone else
>>337260951
>Mains Zarya
This guy right here? He gets it.
>>337260778
Because robots arenot people
>>337261505
Say it with me...filters.
All it takes, is filter Overwatch, and then as many of the character names you want. Currently I do not see 23 fucking threads because of filters, don't get mad, get glad.
>>337261806
Thank you anon
>23 threads
Christ I didn't know it was that bad.
>>337261771
>OP as fuck shields for days
>Insane burst damage for a tank close up
>Muscle momma
Her and Lucio are top tier imo. But others have different opinions on characters in the game.
>>337261806
Fucking this
Filters exist for a reason. I basically filter the name of every big release to stop the constant thread factory
>>337260778
SexyBlondeLady = DJ> RobotMonk > OnlyusedForTeleportsLady
>play Zenyatta
>die to a gentle breeze
150 HP is way too low, even with regenerative health
>>337261885
It varies, yesterday due to the servers shutting down had them in the mid 30's at one point. I don't mind a thread or two which is why I don't have Zenyatta filtered because barely anyone is going to make a thread about Zenyatta.
Honestly the funnest thing to do is filter certain phrases like "Literally Impossible" when Dark Souls 3 came out. It really is an eye opener how cancerous some people can be.
>>337262238
I think nobody would disagree, but I prefer Zen over Mercy purely in terms of fun had when playing.
Because IT'S HIIIIGH NOOOON.
>I am on fire. But I do not need an extinguisher.
I wish they hadn't nerfed him; he was my favorite in the early betas. Now I feel useless when my orbs are popping off every time I break line of sight.
>>337260778
i did in private beta then they nerfed him for open beta
lame
>>337260778
I love playing as him, but it would be nice if he had a teleport like Reaper. It would be nice to have so you can get to teammates on high ground quickly. The other 2 healers have way more mobility that allows them to cover vertical terrain.
>>337260778
because I play as a ninja and I one shot you.
>>337260778
>main
>Overwatch
you are autistic.
I love his design, and his abilities are cool, but he's slow and squishy. I'd rather pick Lucio for getting the team out of spawn quick and keeping them all healed.
>>337260778
Oingo and Boingo > Zenyatta and Mondatta
>>337261563
It's the same for everyone though
>>337260778
Because i played the beta and did everything there is to do in that shallow fucking game.
>>337264895
Your point is basically that the game is horrible for everybody.
I love using him on defence as orb of discord destroys any tank who tries to jump in.
Also fun to headshot tracer when she's got an orb. His attack is pretty strong for a support.
>>337264552
>playing Overwatch
you are autistic.
>>337260778
Character's skill depth is as shallow as a kiddie pool.
Why would you bother "maining" in a game this shallow?
>>337260778
He's my support main though.
>>337265010
Yes, as it stands for every time I get my shit wrecked that way I wreck others probably ten times. It takes away some of the mad.
>>337264923
of course you did
>>337260778
Because maining is for degenerate MOBA players.
>>337265365
Eh, fair enough. I'm a sperg though so I can't handle the mad well in the first place, and OW makes me go apeshit after just a few matches.
>>337260778
I like Zenyatta, but it felt like most games I might do really well or really bad depending on my team and the enemy team, he has no mobility and low health compared to the other supports.
>>337260778
Because he is objectively shit
I love the character design and I love throwing his balls, but both his stats and his skills are so fucking shitty it's not even funny
He is literally a dead fucking weight. Mercy, Lucio, even fucking Symetra, you have no reason to pick him over any other support at the moment
>dies in one bodyshot
Too busy maining D.Va my girlfriend
>>337265957
It's fine, buttslut will get nerfed
>>337260778
why play this weak as fuck robo cuck when you can play Lucio
You fags are still playing? Beta is over for me and I thought it didn't come out yet
>>337266248
>making a thread means people are playing the game
>>337260778
150HP
5
0
H
P
>>337266040
>implying my wife is you're gf
>>337266058
>robo cuck
Except Omnics will get all the sweet human pussy lmao
>>337260959
So is that why I wanna fuck them?
Why doesn't he have 200hp?
>>337266625
blizzard doesnt know a fucking thing about balance and they haven't ever since the actiblizz merger
>>337261806
>23 threads
If you aren't filtering a third of the board at any one time you are weak potatoes sister.
>>337260778
Because he's garbage. His orbs are shit and were nerfed unecessarily, when you play him you're dying to stupid shit all the time because he has the survivability of a paper towel in a hurricane, and you'll barely be healing anyone but the tank.
His mobility is also garbage, he's slow and you have to keep people in your line of sight to heal effectively, so you're basically sniper fodder. Mercy can at least duke effectively and get to other targets easily to heal, Zen can't, and I'd prefer a sound barrier or rez over "hey guys I'm going to become a massive golden glowing light telegraphing where we're all grouped so in 6 seconds anyone with splash can come in and wreck our shit.
He'll be viable if they buff his health and revert the orb nerf, but now he's pretty much trash.
>>337261505
>animeonly jojo fag
More reason not to listen to this guy.
>>337260778
because IM A ONE MAN APOCALYPSE
>>337260778
he's not great
like he has the shittiest kit
Lucio or mercy are just way more usefull
I like playing him a lot though, I managed to get his ifrit skin during the beta
>>337266040
>not having a waifu for every role
It's bad to only stick to one hero mate, get decent in at least one hero in every role
>genji is my cute offense faggot
>Mei is bae on defense
>Zarya is stronk russian tank
>mercy is healing waifu
>>337260778
Lowest health of all the healers
He'd make a good battle medic if he had 250 to counter the fact that he has no movement ability to quickly get out of trouble.
>>337261806
how did you see this thread?
>>337267579
WE'RE ALL ANIMALS
>>337261505
>shills
>most popular game to come out in years
summer /v/
HOW DO I GET A COPY OF OVERWATCH FOR FREE
i want to continue playing roadhog but i refuse to break my policy of never giving blizzard any money after the actiblizz merger, does plebbit do free giveaways or anything?
>>337267647
I only use D.Va and occasionally switch to mercy for healing but usually I only get tired of her for one game or so before I miss her too much and switch back
>>337268238
eat more taco bell
>>337268238
Stop being a faggot and buy things.
Or just blow your money at tacobell and hope to win a copy.
>>337267835
I don't filter Zenyatta or Zarya because damn near no one will make a thread with them, and I'm fine with 1-2 overwatch threads.
>>337266772
I've filtered /v/ for a few weeks one time, it was nice for a while but it gets a bit lonely at times.
>>337268623
>Uhhh stop having principles
Fuck off faggot.
>>337268883
>Principles
>For fucking video games
Might as well not buy toys since they're made by chinese laborers.
I feel like enyatta was meant to counyer mei once she ices herself you just charge up 5 orbs and unload them into her face when she steps out. The timing might be tricky though since i was busy playing mercy or lucio because they are both god tier supports
>>337260778
Because his support abilities are pretty meh, and he desperately needs a health buff, he's currently lower than average.
I only play support if the rest of the team is too retarded to play support (I swear I have fucking seen 3 offense heroes on a team that was supposed to defend) and if I'm gonna play support I might as well play the easiest by far, Lucio.Also read the OP in Zenyatta's voice, don't know why but it was pretty funny
>>337260778
I main the dwarf engineer. He has the best plays of the game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DiMJ-s4T16M
Because he's an omnic
Death to all omnics.
>>337260778
Because I'm not playing this piece of shit game :^)
>>337260778
>first time using Zenyatta
>realize orb of discord rekt folks
>get play of the game
And that's how I can to main Zenbro
Thanks for another OW thread.
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>>337272491
Thanks for another shitpost about your inability to use filters.
[-]
>>337260778
He's not a cute girl nor a badass.
>>337270498
>strongest single target heal in the game
>substantial debuff
>damage doesn't drop off
>AoE heal and invuln as an ult
He's pretty great.
>>337272408
Isn't it cheating for a horse to enter a race with 6 legs?
>>337260778
I mean I kind of enjoy not dying to a slight breeze and not getting fucked in the ass by Tracer.
>>337275848
>not wanting to be fucked in the ass by tracer
what a gaylord
>>337272491
Thank (You) for the bump.
>>337261080
You can turn bloom off
SHINJI TERUZE!
>>337260951
Probably the best character in the game. Nigga makes me feel good while I play, he's so full of energy and life.
>>337260778
>get hooked
>die
wew lad
He needs a mobility buff and/or a health buff.
>>337261806
I can only what it must be like to be this sensitive. The best and only filter you need exists in your brain and is facilitated by the scroll wheel on your mouse.
>tfw the Best Support in the game is both the easiest and most boring one to play
Lucio is either getting nerfed or or they better start buffing the others.
>>337260778
Because YO RI WOES TEZZEN
>>337281996
>get hooked
>die
this applies to like half the cast
>>337282364
No, not really. I played a lot of roadhog and zen is easiest squishy hero to dick over. His model just makes it very easy for your scrapgun to get an ideal spread. Also getting hooked and getting gibbed as a squishy character is ok, but characters like mercy, tracer, lucio, etc have ways of at least evading him.
>mfw no Overwatch for another 13 days
>>337261186
This
>>337267647
I feel like specializing in a category would be a better idea
>>337283795
don't be so negative anon look at it like this one less day until overwatch is released
Anyone living in/near Tucson want to go see the Overwatch Launch Celebration? https://www.tugg.com/events/106231
Too busy making plebs cry while using Mei and Zarya
>>337260951
lucio is tight as fuck. usually zen man goes well with another healer
i hate the fact you have to have los for the heal to work
nigger man brings up fond memories of jsrf
>>337260778
BecauseJunkratis mai waifu.
No mention of Mcree? hes my go to for attack
>>337260778
Because enemy team doesn't have lucio.
If they have one its time for them to suck my robot balls.
>>337267647
i think mei's freeze time needs to be increased
it pisses me off that she freezes in like 3 seconds
>>337260778
Genji is more fun
Too busy playing the most fun and most best offense character
also "maining" a character is dumb when counterpicking is so good
>>337286293
As a Gemji main this triggers me
i main bastion
>>337286575
Good taste
>tfw having a bastion torbjohn and symmthra on defense for capture the point
It's not even fair on maps like hollywood.
>>337286575
especially when my mate tanks it with reinhardt
i feel dirty
>>337286575
>mfw Bastion, Toblerone, Reinhardt and Lucio pushing the cart
>>337260778
Because only retards stick with just one hero
You are suppose to switch very often during matches
>>337261505
Cant stop the godwatch train.
>>337260778
But I do...
Honestly, I woudnt say main, but I enjoy playing with him. although he is very squishy and I hate snipers because of it. No other supp dies as much to them as him.
>>337286638
>Escorting the limo to the last point on Hollywood
It's usually fun up until then.
>>337260951
>>337281849
>>337284936
>tfw Lucio is one of the best characters
>Has the worst alternate costumes out of anyone else
i once had a game against 5 tracers
its was incredibly annoying
>'WEEE'
>'CHEERS LUV'
>'THE CAVALRYS ERE'
>>337286971
Getting that limo is a fucking death field.
>>337287157
>hating the crazy frog
That and the hockey costumes are the only things that make him tolerable visually.
>>337287158
>Wheee!
I like Tracer.
>>337287516
her 'over british' accent pisses me off
as a brit i find it offensive frankly
>>337260951
I don't main Zarya, but I have a huge respect towards anyone who does and actually knows how to use her. She can easily carry an entire team if the right person is using her.
>>337260778
Lucio is best support.
Prove me wrong.
>wallridin'
>passive healing + boost every 8 seconds
>speed boost is insane for pushing/chasing
>decent damage
>useful af ultimate
>blowing enemy champs off the map
>hard to catch due to base speed + popping speed boost
Because I main Pharah man.
I have honestly never had as much fun with a game, as I have with dominating every game with Pharah.
Not to mention I loved her Jackal skin. Definitely going to buy that skin as soon as possible again once the game comes out.
Also I never had a good chance to play Zenyatta. Every situation where we needed a healer, I felt that Mercy fit the role better.
What maps is he good on?
>>337289316
Zen's better as a secondary healer backing up either lucio or mercy than a straight up one.
Why does nobody fucking post here about best husbando, he's fucking fun to reckt people with when you consistently headshot people at close range. meme dragon is great to noclip people.
>>337290030
I dont understand the whole play of the game meme with Bastion. It should be Hanzo. I swear, almost every game he always gets the potg. And it is always the same thing, just popping his ult through a wall.
>>337287157
The hockey costume is one of the best ones in the game.
>>337290030
I agree. Had lots of fun playing with him. When I figured out how to use scatter shot to kill people close to me I became a literal God (aim near their feet because then the multiple shots will bounce off the floor into them)
>>337260951
Zarya is the shit.
>tfw Blackhole the enemy team and immediately throw a shield up on myself and a partner and get a shit ton of free energy
>Proceed to kill all of them
