While is he smiling?
What did the developers mean by this?
He is literally about to die.
>>337206872
He's already dead.
>>337206872
he thinkin bout dank memes
>>337206872
He fullfilled his purpose. He died a happy man.
>>337206872
He's smiling because he's been killing xenos his entire life as a space marine instead of being some ignorant serf on Imperial world Bumfuck#426
>>337206872
>He is literally about to die
Does that look like the face of a man who fears death?
>>337206872
I'd smile too if I died watching Eldar getting their shit pushed in
>>337206872
>>337206872
>While is he smiling?
Finally knows why kids love the taste of Cinnamon toast crunch.
He died doing what he loved, Purgin xenos filth and he knows hes going to the emprahs side.
>>337206872
what game?
>>337206872
Are you serious? You don't understand why?
>>337206872
BETTER TO DIE FOR THE EMPEROR
THAN LIVE FOR YOURSELF
>>337206872
Dying in the Emperors name fulfilling your duty is one of the few moments of happiness in a Marines life.
thingken bout emperor
If I were him I'd be pretty pissed that that other Knight just threw itself away by getting cut in half in one swing. It didn't even try to defend itself. Sad!
>>337209328
Dawn of War III
>>337206872
A theme women will never understand.
>>337206872
>What is your Duty?To serve Emperor's Will.
>What is Emperor's Will?That we fight and die.
>What is Death?It is our duty.
>What is your Duty?
>>337206872
It is better to die for the emprah than to live for yourself.
What does HQ mean?
CLEANSE THE XENO FILTH
>>337210210
In what context? It could mean Headquarters, High Quality, Hydro Quebec...
>>337206872
A heretic like you wouldn't understand the joys of dying for the emperor.
>>337210210
Head Quarters. It's your main character in any Warhammer game, usually your strongest character, with abilities to support the rest of your army and weapons to crush thine enemies. If you HQ dies, it's usually a bad thing, but not immediate defeat.
>Not bein a sneaky sneaker
>>337206872
>He is literally about to die.
You mean he is FINALLY about to die. This is the closest they get to a retirement.
>>337210649
DATS ROIT UN-ORKY, YA GIT BUT IT'S STILL PERTY FLASH
>>337210747
Sometime being a bit un-orky can get you an entire sector. Just ask the tau
>>337210747
>UN-ORKY
Orks are kunningly brutal and brutally kunning you git. Just like da Godz.
>>337210690
There lives are devoted to battle, no Marine wants to retire. It's why most marines respect, but dread the idea of being in a Dreadnaught, cause you may be able to continue fighting on even after death, but outside of battle you're put to sleep.
If you're really good at your job as a Marine you might get to be invited into Deathwatch
>>337210887
>>337210798
If youz is 'idin' like a git, den dat makes you an un-orky git, ya git, just like dem snotin' Blud Axes
>>337210690
>This is the closest they get to a retirement.
and why would he want that?
>>337210408
>Hydro Quebec
Colisse.
>>337210897
No Marine wants to be interred in a Dreadnaught because it's a slow death of the mind. They're like your senile old war veteran grandfather. It's nice they're still around but it's painful to see how badly their mental faculties have rotted away.
>>337209460
>If I were him I'd be pretty pissed
No, if you were him you would do exactly the same, you meant to say "if it was me", which is something completely different.
>>337211107
>and why would he want that?
Fight in the service for 300 years and ask me again.
>>337211167
Eldar and Marines at least have nice conditions for their Dreads, even if they are still sad existences
Deff Dreads, Killa Kans and fucking Chaos Dreads are a nightmare to be
Because it's better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself.
>>337206872
he died fighting the emperor. he could not have asked for a better end.
>>337211167
I don't think the Iron Hands would mind being put in a Dreadnaught.
>>337211330
Orks love being in a dread.
>>337211330
Orks willingly sacrifice their freedom in return for becoming a giant stomping war machine, so do a lot of Grots who prefer "death machine" over "squig treat"
Really, Chaos is the only one that completely fucks its Dreadnaughts over
>>337211330
>Be a Chaos Dreadnaught
>Not getting yourself killed immediately in the first engagement you're deployed in
>>337210649
>>337210747
god dammit I love orkz
>not ork
kek
>>337211330
chaos dread quotes from dow2 crack me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX2FjJm2_YA
>>337211330
Being a Killa Kan or a Deff Dread is one of the most Orky things an Ork could do. Any self respecting Boy would jump at the chance to become an engine of WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>337211453
Well Iron Hands are machine cult scum so who cares what they think. They'd turn themselves into Necrons if only they were able
>>337211472
What's wrong with Chaos Dreds? Are they literally torture chambers or like iron maidens or what?
>>337211467
>>337211472
Yeah, when in battle, which is rare, because any Warboss/Warlord who has the resources to produce Deff Dreads usually sees them as incredibly valuable weapons and doesn't want to waste them in every battle, so they keep them chained up in a pen until they think it's proper to send them out. Outside of battle, being in a Deff Dread is a hell hole even for Orks
>Small cramped space
>Confined forever inside a loud, clanking, creaking, steaming hot, gasoline and oil stinking box, if they are lucky, there wont be a spring stuck in there ass the whole time
>If they're lucky they will get to run wild for a few hours before getting locked away again.
>Dreadnaughts
>The lesser races lock their battle wounded in these lumbering coffins and expect them to be combat effective
>>337209393
But, anon...EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE
>>337211875
>The Kommandos set out in a looted Tau transport ship, using captured codes to approach the Vor’sanar dockyard under the pretence of having been damaged in an Ork raid and seeking safe harbour. The Tau were initially suspicious of the lone vessel limping into their station, but every demand for identification was met with a satisfactory response, and the idea that Orks could undertake such a ruse was unthinkable to the Tau. It was a horrific surprise then when the vacuum seals opened and Ork Kommandos poured out into the station. By the time the Tau had mustered to repel the invaders, the Kommandos had reached the station’s reactors. Smashing them to scrap, they set off a chain reaction, dooming the station and allowing Waaagh! Grog to ransack Vor’sanar and ultimately the entire sector.
>>337211875
Better than locking your healthy in their streamlined hover-coffins, Taufag.
![vEuIXc8[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/TGFZMgZ.gif "vEuIXc8[1].gif")
>>337211920
>When you're about to die but obscura kicks in
>Tau
Culturally enriched
>>337211875
>battle wounded
The terminally wounded, sure. It's lock them into the dreadnoughts life support or lose their wisdom and experience forever. The fact there's guns and shit on them is often of secondary concern. That's why Bjorn is more likely to be bought out of the freezer for story time than to fight.
>>337211692
Chaos Marines value their freedom and senses above basically all else. Locking them in what is basically a sensory deprivation chamber drives them berserk, they still get to kill things but they can't feel or experience it in any meaningful way.
Out of combat they're chained down rather than put to sleep because they're constantly trying to kill anything that comes close so their downtime is even more infuriating
>>337209156
BUT WHY IS THE WRAITHKNIGHT BLEEDING?!
>>337212146
So is there only one Primarch still not dead? Just in stasis?
>>337211692
A Chaos Dread can come in a variety of horrifying ways, but usually it's a completely insane, infinitely angry Chaos Marine sealed up into a metal coffin (sometimes not even hooked up to the machinery inside) So you've got a crazy psychopath trapped in a little box forever, so they usually fly into horrifying berserk rages whenever they are given a chance to run free, and most of the time they fling themselves deep into the fight in hopes that they will finally be killed and put out of the misery of being in their prison. Some Dreadnaughts are actually Daemons, summoned inside the Naught via a sacrifice ritual, and are now trapped inside, so thats fun.
>>337212161
I love /tg/'s interpretation of Bjorn.
>>337212389
IIRC, isn't there a thing in DOW 2 where the dread goes nuts and can also hurt your units?
>>337212128
Holy shit, did someone actually make a model of the scene, or was the scene inspire by the model?
>>337212341
The Lion is asleep in the Rock. Khan is missing somewhere and has been hinted to be in the Dark Eldar slave pits being forced to fight. A number of Chaos Primarchs are now demons. Rowboat is asleep, unless it's actually Alpharius(Omegon) having pulled some kind of switcheroo. Russ is somewhere, he just up and left for a pack of smokes one day saying "I'll be back for the final fight" then never came back.
What I like about the trailer is it shows Space Marines getting utterly slaughtered by Orks. That's just fucking rad and not something you see every day.
Like, in the board game, if your fuckin space marine dudes get charged by a squad of ork boyz with scrap metal weapons, those marines are fuckin dead. You do not expect them to contribute to the goddamn battle any longer.
It's nice to see that. I realize how autistic I am.
>>337212416
>>337212341
Half the Primarchs not dead are turned to Chaos. The other half include about three comatose Primarchs, two that ran off to who knows where to fight shit with the promise of "brb guys" and one who is an immortal, but is dead, maybe, but might come back. Also another who is dead, but is believed to come back when the time is right. Also the Alpha Legion Primarch(s?) who may or may not be loyalist traitors.
>>337212440
It's not a rare sight to see a Chaos Dread just flip the fuck out and start slaughtering it's "allies"
>>337212056
S A V A G E
A
V
A
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What's a good starting army for Imperial Fists? They're really long ranged focused right? Likewise the Blood Angels are melee focused? And I hear the Blood Angels aren't as good as the other armies. Dark Angels are pretty good too, right?
>>337212549
>Khan is missing somewhere and has been hinted to be in the Dark Eldar slave pits being forced to fight
How the fuck would they keep him locked up for 10,000 years? Primarchs don't fuck around.
>>337212710
Elf Space Magic.
>>337212416
IN DANKNESS
I'LL BE LITE N SHEIT
>>337212847
Salamanders are fucking metal, their rituals are completely insane
>>337206872
A dead xeno in the glory of the emperor.
Speaking of dread, anyone remember the story of the Chaos marines who hooked a completely healthy space marine into a Dreadnaught that had no legs or arms, so he was stuck on some empty planet, with no way to move or get out of the box, kept alive forever by the life support of the dreadnaught, and no way to send a distress signal.
Shits fucked up.
>>337212251
Eldar Knights/Titans have techno-organic shit inside of them
>tfw 40k naval warfare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMrRHWAeTCg
>>337211184
A new level of pedantic autism unreached until today. Not even OP.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18btWLQXPVC
>ITT I hope somebody who recruits VA's is listening.
>>337213016
Sounds stupid, considering you can shut off the life support or overload the reactor (blowing himself up) while interred in the dreadnought.
>>337212138
in fairness it took 1000 years for the necrons to kill the ethereal
i wonder how the initial meeting actually went down
>>337213039
Jobs a good'un boss
>>337211472
>Really, Chaos is the only one that completely fucks its Dreadnaughts over
It's like no one thinks about Penitent Engines anymore.
>>337212341
Primarchs and current status
>>337212416
>>337212571
I'm not the only one imagining Dr. Weird's voice as Bjorn's right?
>>337206872
I want to protect that smile.
>>337213170
Sure, unless those systems are disabled.
Chaos Dreadnoughts are no longer canon.
They were replaced by hellbrutes.
>>337213039
An expansion game that takes place on an Ocean World and has IG warships, Nid aquatic beasts, Ork gunboats & subs etc would be sweet
>>337210265
Why does all warhammer art have them holding their guns flat at 90 degrees to the viewer? It looks retarded.
>>337213016
>tfw I can lucid dream effortlessly
This would be the shit
It's interesting that his mouth is clearly arcing downwards but from the angle of his head and other perspective clues our brains can determine he's actually smiling.
>>337206872
I hope the nids make it in again, I'm not expecting much though.
>>337210887
>orktimuz prime
>>337206872
Well made trailer, even though I'm not a fan of Warhammer 40k universe.
Very suggestive and open to enterpretation.
Like the 'strong wind' pushing away Blood Ravens being an allusion to wavering faith.
>>337213235
>deliberately expose the pilot so any stray shot can fuck them up
Still better than being an Arcoflagellant
>>337213259
Am i Alpharius Or Omegon?
>>337213391
yeah DOW3 is probably going to be shit
>current year game
>can't handle more than 3 factions on release\
we're meant to go forwards from the previous games, not backwards
>>337213441
Both
>>337213356
Gotta show off dem deets, nigga
>>337213403
>Like the 'strong wind' pushing away Blood Ravens being an allusion to wavering faith.
I thought it was supposed to imply death by the endless foes they face.
>>337213412
God help me, what is an arco-flaggelant?
THE WHOLE VIDEO IS JUST SOME LUNACY, HE IS SEEING RANDOM CRAP BECAUSE HE IS ABOUT TO DIE, DONT TAKE THAT STUFF SO SERIOUSLY YOU DUMB CUNTS
NONE OF THOSE THINGS ARE HAPPENING
>>337213441
I thought you were Omegon and i was Alpharius?
>>337213459
Yeah, shame how DOW1 only had Orks and Space Marines after the cinematic trailer
>>337213459
>can't handle more than 3 factions on release
How are they meant to sell the races as DLC if they just give them away for free?
>>337213172
>>337212138
Why is /v/ 5 years late on the fluff?
The Necron Overlord quasi-apologized for having to kill the Tau. He said he isn't a cruel guy but the Tau trespassed where they weren't wanted and now they have to be punished.
The same Necron Overlord offered Imperial guardsmen the chance to escape with their lives if they surrendered in another event.
Considering that a lot Necron Overlords are honorable generals, extending the hand of diplomacy to them is not a bad idea.
>>337213235
>it's like no one thinks about SoB anymore
Neither does GW.
>>337211948
Why didn't the Tau just talk to the ship over radio? No ork can talk normally.
>>337210649
>dem orks
>sneaky
dey aint even purple, hows dey supposed to be sneaky?
>>337213560
But they are happening, maybe not to that particular marine, but they are happening, all over the galaxy.
>>337209156
>runs towards an enemy that uses only melee attacks when you have a gun
lol
Those wraithknights look bitching though.
>>337213529
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Arco-flagellant
>>337213589
No one likes Sisters of bolter.
There is nothing greater than to die for the Emperor
>>337213459
Necrons are in
>Opening quote is necron codex
>Supremacy suspended for survival
>Necron DLC out of nowhere recently
>Super weapon discovered
>>337212710
Well he can't fly or use telekinesis so use your imagination
DEATHWING WHEN
I NEED IT
>>337213639
>guns do absolutely nothing
>>337213594
>every demand for identification was met with a satisfactory response
Ork trickery knows no bounds, apparently.
>>337213704
>Opening quote is necron codex
>search the 3th ed Necron codex
>It isn't there
>search the 5th ed Necron codex
>It isn't there
>search the 7th ed Necron codex
>It isn't there
Did the warhammer wiki fool the internet again?
>>337213172
>in fairness it took 1000 years for the necrons to kill the ethereal
It took 1/1000th of a standard year to kill him. the 072 is the year fraction, the 902 is the year and m41 is the millenium. The 'crons landed and started killing right off the bat.
I just want to say that trailer was fuckn lit, son.
>>337213787
Maybe you should learn that there are more codex than just the main ones
>>337213529
A heretic who is deemed worthy of redemption.
Said redemption involves them being brainwashed and going through extensive surgeries to transform them into mindless, living weapons. They wear helmets that keep them barely conscious and pacified using religious images and hymns, but the moment the helmet is shut off they are pumped to the ears full of drugs and go screaming into the enemy without any concern for their own safety.
>>337213797
>The 'crons landed and started killing right off the bat.
You see
>>337213585
No, they didn't. He explained himself to the Ethereal before starting the harvest.
Necrons are not Dark Eldar.
>>337213843
>It's IN DA NECRON CODEX Derp
>There are only three Necron codexes in all the history of 40K
>It's not in any of them
>SEARCH THE OTHER CODEXES DERP.
There is no such thing as "main codexes". There are only codexes for the races.
How are new necrons different from old ones? I know nothing about either
>>337213854
>being "pacified" and the killing urge "suppressed" without being put into cold storage
What a bunch of pussies
>>337213876
In the old fluff which I was refering to >>337212138
, with the imperial dates marking 078902.m41 as the landing and 079902.m41 as the start of the harvesting, that would indicate start of hostilities within the day.
>>337213585
Because most people like to pretend that nucrons aren`t a thing.
>>337213843
Not him but do you mean supplements?
I'm not sure the Necrons have any supplements so far.
>>337206872
Because he is a member of Space ISIS, has lived a life that was halal and will be rewarded by Allah in the afterlife.The Empire is fucking disgusting.
>>337214004
Old crons were mostly mindless metal skeletons that wanted to turn the galaxy into a lifeless dust bowl. New crons have more personality to them and have their own agendas. Basically GW ignored them for years because they didn't want Tomb Kings in space, right up until they decided that Tomb Kings in space wasn't' actually a bad idea.
>>337214016
Necrons landed and were greeted by the Tau ceremony. The Necron Overlord met the Tau Ethereal explained himself and then slew him. then the harvest began.
Man I don't think I'll be upgrading to play this game.
>>337214098
Says who?
>>337214098
>The empire
Stupid faggot
>>337214004
old necrons were essentially retarded deldar but buried on random planets. when they awoke they go bonkers and kill the planetary population
nucrons actually have leadership and aren't just retarded space zombies, but people don't like that because it isn't as edgy
And that crab like Dreadnought in the first DOW?
>>337214014
An arco-flaggelant is a disposable lump of flesh
An Eversor is a precisely tuned, delicately built weapon of death, which was then thrown into a blender full of brightly colored drugs and C4 before being splashed in the face of some cock sucker.
>>337214185
So you're being pedantic about my use of the phrase "right off the bat"? Fuck off back to /tg/.
>>337214171
I liked the old necrons more but I guess they were too close to tyrannid territory.
>>337214248
>>337214185
New crons sound more interesting to me
>>337214004
>old crons
>unliving automatons serving the inscrutable will of the star gods
>new crons
>metal humans
Shit got boring, is the best way to sum it up.
>>337214256
You're gonna have to be more specific than crab, I'm afraid
>>337214305
So metal Tyranids?
>>337214171
>Old crons were mostly mindless metal skeletons that wanted to turn the galaxy into a lifeless dust bowl.
Oldcrons wanted to enslave the galaxy and rebuild the empire of the C'tan. They hated life but they didn't want to exterminate it. The C'tan required life to exist as food and playthings.
>New crons have more personality to them and have their own agendas
The Newcrons are united by the last command of the Silent King which orders them to restore their empire. However, due to the disappearance of the Silent King, each Necron Overlord interpreted the command differently which led to various agendas and methods appearing. But make no mistake, they are all working for the same goal.
>>337214185
>Good day to you sir, I am the Overlord of this fleet, we are Necrons. I am sure you are happy to have met us, seeing as how we have saved your small piece of civilization you have carved out here, and trust me, we are happy to be appreciated, but I am afraid the festivities will have to be put on hold, how long? I'd say until the last of your kind is vaporized off the surface of this planet. LIGHT EM UP BOYS
>>337214353
I guess, if orks are also green Tyranids.
>>337214353
They've got evil space marines, why not high tech nids?
>>337214324
It was a Chaos unit and was kinda like a dreadnought but had multiple legs and such
>>337214397
Orks were first and aren't just mindless
>>337214353
Are Space Marines just Tyranids in power armor?
Why don't you kids like space pirates?
>mfw 2nd edition rules for the Bear Claw
>>337214283
He didn't kill them off the bat. He let them live long enough to know his intentions. Your way of saying it makes it look like he murdered them in cold blood.
>>337214098
DELET THIS
>>337214418
The Defiler? It was a Daemon Engine, a walking tank with a daemon sealed inside as its pilot
>>337214404
Nids are biological in nature.
Evil Space marines, It's Chaos Space Marines.
>>337209156
Fuck Eldar. GW does worse job at balancing their game than Blizzard.
>>337214353
Tyranids don't worship gods, build empires, or enslave races.
>>337214302
>>337214301
The best part is, the dynasties of the Newcrons have no predetermined personalities or limitations, like how you can have pretty much dozens of fan-made chapters, you can have dozens of fan-made dynasties to, and they can all act differently, so if you want personality, you can have a dynasty of Necrons that talk, sing, dance, negotiate and are just a bunch of swell guys, you want oldcrons? Go ahead, have a dynasty of Necrons that are silent, marching reapers of death that cut swatches of unlife across whole star systems without a moment of hesitation, an utterance of mercy or a blink of guilt.
>>337212341
Bjorn's not a Primarch, he's just fucking ancient. All the loyalist Primarchs are missing, hidden, and/or dead.
>>337214418
Might be a Defiler.
>>337214470
Just let it go bro. The only person who gives a shit is you. I'm sorry I triggered a spaz attack in you, but you're throwing a tantrum over simple wording and there's no reason to do that.
>>337214516
That's the one. Is it stronger than a Dreadnought?
>>337206872
Because there's no better feeling then dying for the Emperor...
>>337214548
>you want oldcrons? Go ahead, have a dynasty of Necrons that are silent, marching reapers of death that cut swatches of unlife across whole star systems without a moment of hesitation, an utterance of mercy or a blink of guilt.
Actully, it's impossible to have oldcrons in the new fluff since zero Necrons in the new fluff follow the C'tan.
>>337214586
Lorewise, probably, in the game I remember the Defiler being a bit of a bitch
>>337214431
>Orks were first
Ok, so in that case, Necrons were first. Tyranids are just fleshy Necrons.
Ah, so Necrons under the Silent King are kinda anti-heroes now what with their goal of stopping Tyranids.
>>337206872
He's smiling because he believes in the cause that he died for.
>>337213259
>Vulkan
>status isn't "decoration in a necron museum"
>>337214465
But I do
>>337213525
as I said - open to interpretation
>>337214521
I'm not entirely sure you got my point.
Since CSM have enough flair to be a completely different army from SM despite basically just being a mirror, even if what >>337214353 was true, I don't see how "metal tyranids" wouldn't be able to also be it's own thing even if they were slightly similar in nature.
>Playing Stellaris
>Make a human empire
>5 hours in realize i was playing a 40k simulator
>mfw an alliance of 5 tries to take me down
>>337214637
I meant more in terms of mentality
>>337214662
Nids came first
>>337214581
>You : They landed and killed everyone straight off the bat.
>Me : No, they didn't. The fluff actually says that the Necron lord met the ethereal and explained himself before ordering him and the rest of his people dead
Again, your way of saying it makes the Necron appear like mindless killers. This is a disservice to the Necrons who are often portrayed as honorable and considerate.
>>337214470
>like he murdered them in cold blood
The difference between "hot blooded" murder and "cold blooded" murder is premeditation
Stopping to tell someone you're going to kill them is premeditation
>>337214043
I think you mean to say faggots like to pretend that nucrons aren't a thing
They're pretty much the only good addition to the fluff Ward ever managed to vomit onto paper
>>337214772
Killing is worthless if it's not for a clear goal.
>>337214803
>still going
>>337214548
>want a dynasty of Necrons that serve the Nightbringer?
>lol too bad
The Necron Overlords are just boring faggots now because their motivations are completely human.
>>337214803
Matt Ward pls go.
>>3372091>56
6'3 and 5'10
>>337214869
Killin' its own goal, ya grot
>>337211163
>hydro quebec
tbnk
>>337214828
No, they are not.
The writing is very lazy and only plebs applaud it.
I want you to examine the High Elves in WHFB (rip) and the Eldar in 40K. You while they share some elements (like name of ther gods), they are departure from each other in theme and narrative.
Newcrons and Tomb Kings? The Newcrons are a lazy carbon copy of the tomb kings. No effort was made to make the Necrons standout from their fantasy counterpart.
>>337212571
/r/ing more funny 40k shit
>>337210265
>unique armor
>specialized in fucking up xenos
>get a fucking mobile game
Proper Deathwatch game when?
>>337214803
>the Necrons who are often portrayed as honorable and considerate
On that note, how sapient are regular warriors? Is it just the overlords that exhibit personality?
>>337215091
>>337214907
>Still mad at someone calling you out
>>337214806
Anrakyr killed the Tyranids bt didn't expect to see the Tau on the surface. He just followed through protocol as is his duty but because the Tau are sentient he had to warn them first.
Orks is made for _____ and ____
>>337206872
It's a good day to die hard.
>>337215128
>On that note, how sapient are regular warriors?
Lobotomized slaves.
Only one dynasty has sentient Necron warriors.
>>337215158
Hey Ward, can you tell me what robot cock tastes like?
>>337215128
>how sapient are regular warriors?
Not at all. Before bio-transference, they were the menials and wage slaves. The regular soldiers got turned into Immortals, I think.
>Is it just the overlords that exhibit personality?
As well as the Praetorians, Lychguard and Crypteks. Essentially, the more important you were in life, the better your shiny new body is in (un)death.
>>337206872
>mfw I die without becoming a heretic
>>337215104
Normal players wouldn't be able to handle being in the shoes of Deathwatch
>>337215164
F...Fightin' n winnin'?
>>337214919
>>337214548
Just pretend the shards in their possession broke free, recombined to some extend and asserted dominance over your Crons.
>>337215104
>Proper Deathwatch game when
Fucking never. It would have been perfect for use in the Space Marine game, but they decided to roll with Ultramarines instead of some badass hyper special forces kill team.
We still got the tabletop I guess.
>>337215158
Fuck off Ward, no one likes your wacky senile space egyptians.
>>337215135
All the edgy anger and machoism aside, aren't most Space Marines relatively respectful and almost reverent to the normal imperial citizens and military branches?
>Anrakyr and his retinue meet a new cryptek and her lychguard friend
>Anrakyr and his crew instantly know that the cryptek and lychguard are females
Necrodermis tits confirmed!
>>337214586
In game the Defiler loses to any CQC walker but makes up for it with its versatility.
>>337215423
Depends on the chapter.
Salamanders are bro. Iron hands will wipe out half your planet because you're a pussy who needed help to take out a fullscale ork invasion.
>>337215450
Horrifying
>>337215381
If a shard breaks free it would destroy the Necrons in its immediate vicinity before fucking off to eat something. No reason for it to trust the race that betrayed them the first time, even if it could override the command protocols.
>>337215450
lmao so goofy and wacky!
>>337212341
Russ left to go get assfucked by Khorne, Khan left to go get assfucked by DEldar, Corax left to go assfuck himself because he spawned some mutant abortions, Vulkan left so he could give his Chapter a dumb scavenger hunt, Lion went crazy and got chained up by his Chapter where sometimes they poke him in the side for bullshit prophecies, Manus died before the Heresy even began, Guilliman got ganked by his faggot brother so now his Chapter worships his frozen corpse, Dorn charged an entire Black Crusade pretty much by himself because Emps sure as shit didn't give him the brains of the family, Curze had his head cut off by a lesbian shapeshifting assassin, Alpharius is both alive and dead as he plots to either betray Chaos or the Imperium or maybe all of the above, and every other Primarch took the easy way out to ascend into daemons so now they spend all their time moping around literal Hell while occasionally stepping out to kick over a planet or two. They're also incredibly salty over the fact that the only traitor that has actually managed to accomplish anything is some two-bit mortal hack who managed to bind them all to his will.
>>337215636
>Vulkan left so he could give his Chapter a dumb scavenger hunt
The absolute madman.
>>337212452
The website it's from says that it's inspired by the trailer, but the pictures were posted a whole three days after the trailer dropped - which means the creator is either crazy good or they knew about it ahead of time.
Given that they do commissions, it wouldn't surprise me if some people at Relic paid for it.
Friendly reminder that Leman Russ is the best Primarch and Dark Angels are faggots
>>337215423
Depends. Some chapters, like Salamanders, Space Wolves, Ultramarines and Lamenters in particular, put civilian life above their own, and will fight to the bitter end just to save a few citizens.
Some chapters don't give a single fuck about citizens, and will even use populated cities as bait, or torch entire planets for the smallest edge against an enemy.
>>337214098
The best part is that the Imperium is fucking disgusting out of necessity. If they didn't do all that fucked up shit, EVERYONE would die!
>>337215423
It varies by chapter. On one end you have the Celestial Lions who picked a fight with the Inquisition for causing excessive civilian casualties, and on the other end you have slaughter-happy turbocunts like the Minotaurs who act like they're successors of the World Eaters (and they very well might be).
>>337215549
Exactly.
(picture related).
>>337215706
It's a very simplistic airbrush job. If you look closely, you can see most of the model isn't even painted, just undercoat in grey.
Somebody who does this professionally can whip something like that in a day.
>>337215128
On top of being given shitty robobrains to begin with, every time a warrior runs his reanimation protocols degrades his mind even further.
At this point warriors are just drones
>>337206872
>Things women will never understand.
>>337215858
>>337206872
>when you've already nut but she keeps suckin
>>337215858
Exactly what I was thinking of.
I wonder where he went.
>>337215910
Nope, that's not canon.
That was some weird proto-Necron fluff in the 5th ED rulebook that got discarded when the newcron codex was released. I have no idea where you read it.
The Newcron fluff makes it clear that the Necron Warriors were lobotomized and made mindless from the get go by the royalty.
>>337215407
>The best of the best of the best of Space Marines, given even more intense training to become even better, and each specialized in fighting a specific kind of enemy
>Recruited from all Chapters, so they bring a variety of ideals, tactics and combat ability to the table
>Kill Teams are a mixed bag of Marines, some belonging to rival chapters, but through their training they are no longer separate, they are one unit
>Also due to their training, they are intensely sympathetic to their fellow Marines, not just Deathwatch, so they will fight all the harder to protect their battle brothers
Deathwatch are literally built to be MCs for a small scale action game.
>>337216040
I didn't read it, a mate of mine plays 'crons. I just go by what he tells me when it comes to necron fluff, since he actually owns the codex
>>337212251
Because it's not a robot. It's an Eva.
Who is your favourite traitor legion?
>Wake up as an generic Imperial Guardsman among a pile of IG corpses
>your commissar has branded you as a deserter and sends an entire IG company to hunt you down
>The inquisition brands you a heretic fearing every second you live would bring corruption around you and sends Space Marine to purge you
>The Eldar are angry that you've trespassed forbidden ground and they've come to assassinate you
>The forces of Chaos arrives, wanting to sacrifice your soul to the Chaos gods
>You waking up have disturbed the necrons from their slumber
>The Tyranids swarms are closing in on you and the pile of corpses trying to convert them into biomass, with you in it as well
>The Orks WAAAAAAARRRRGGGHH saw a whole bunch of factions congregate trying to kill you decides to join in the fight
>your only defense is a standard issue lasgun
wat do?
>>337215840
On the farthest end you have the Lamenters, a chapter of barely any Marines who STILL sacrificed what few marines remained in their chapter to save the population of a single planet, not even a huge scale sector or something important, one planet, and they fought to the last man in a losing battle to save it's populace.
Never forget the Lamenters.
>>337216126
Then you should slap him upside the head and tell to actually read his codex.
>>337215450
They're making female ones now? Why would they need females? Aren't their bodies sexless because they're eternal or something?
>>337216265
They're all shit. But I especially hate the Thousand Sons. Whiny fucking bitches that they are
>>337213259
>Sanguinus
>Rogal Dorn
>Ferrus Manus
>Jaghatai
>Vulkan
I miss them bros the Emps best bros are fucking gone T.T
>>337216265
Alphamemes or Edge Lords.
>>337216276
>Objective: Survive
>>337216330
But they used to be, when they were still alive. Models are androgynous, but nobody can stop you from modifying them yourself,
>>337214098
"hi guys im chaos pretending to be a reasonable guy" -you
>>337216276
Run straight to the Ork Warboss and tell him if they keep me around they will have nothing but good fightin' for the rest of their days. Find the safest hunk of metal in the Ork's warband and hunker down, crying to myself.
>>337206872
He is a creature bred for war. For hundreds of years he has known nothing but war. Now he witnesses the physical embodiment of his very existence, two titans clashing in melee combat, the most sincere and intimate form of conflict, and he is basking in the glory.
>>337214265
>tfw when your the one that has to wake up the Eversor this time
>splash him with a bucket of water and fucking bolt
>you can hear him hot on your trail
Fuck that job would suck
So really if the Tyranid hiveminds just said 'fuck it' and send their main bodies rather than just tendrils of the swarm to invade, everyone is fucked right?
>>337216276
>be lone guardsman
>overwhelming forces infront of you
>morale is in the negative
>you run
>you get crushed
>end of story
:^)
>>337216330
Necrons are not robots. They are androids with the essence of a living person trapped inside.
>>337216276
All those factions will all start fucking each other up when they got near.
>>337216550
They are sending their main force. The ones that have shown up so far are like the edges of split milk.
>>337216276
chill with Necrons without attacking them or threatening their shit. Wait it out, move to Tau, drive a hovertank.
