Mercy is 37 years old
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>Mercy is 37 years old
>>337206230
>Transhumanism can't delay your aging
>giga-virgins still being hung up on her age
more for me, fags
>>337206230
I'm not seeing a downside here.
>>337206230
>implying that's not a good thing
Anon by the year Overwatch is supposed to be in you'll be grandpa age and she'd be the hot young thing that finally made your dick twitch after a decade.
Life begins at 30, as will my dick.
Mercy is a mature, experienced woman with the body of a girl in her mid twenties
TASTY CHRISTMAS CAKE
>Mercy doesn't exist
Dirty thirties, even better.
>>337207153
Talking about Brigitte, Reinhardt?
>>337207153
>implying Mercy doesn't like older men like Reinhardt
>>337206230
too bad once she hits 38, she's gonna look like she's 60.
Why do most whities age like milk?
>>337207286
Brigitte is his ward and like a daughter to him.
>>337207309
Yes that's what I was saying anon.
>>337207309
>implying she does
>>337207370
And? You make it sound like he couldn't've felt something before he realized he could be her grandfather.
>>337206965
The look of eating shit pizza /toss
>>337206230
37 isn't a problem.
The problem is that once women hit 40 their bodies take a nosedive pretty much always and it starts with the face.
This means that Mercy's good looks would have a very short lifespan.
In other words you can fuck her, just don't marry her.
>>337207339
she's a fictional character you dip
>>337206230
Robots can look anyway they like
>>337207516
>>337207516
and this is a fictional imageboard. youre point?
>>337207516I wish she wasn't
>>337206230
>she's 15 years older than me.
>mfw
Pharah and Mercy flying buddies, above Mei shitters
>>337207643
But anon, don't you know?Heroes never die.
>>337207231
This.
Mercy is literally perfect.
Why are Pharah and Mercy such perfect goddesses, /v/?
>>337207339
>Why do most whities age like milk?
It has to do with ethnicity, not skin color.
Lucky with genes, low stress, mentality and diet all also help keep a youthful appearance.
>>337207972
Because they don't get the limelight.
How old is this fucking cunt?
>Age 31
>10 years spent in cryostasis
Does this mean she's biologically 21? Logic would assume so since age is (or at least should also be) current year - year of birth. But apparently she's Mercy's senior. So is she biologically 31 but was born 41 years ago?
>>337208000
well then Mercy should look like a hag since being a doctor is one of the most stressful occupations out there.
>>337208000
Those are all Jews, not whites
>>337208047
she's technically 41 but you dont age in cryo so yeah
>>337207972
They complete each other kind of like Chocolate and Vanilla.
>delicious muscular brown
>perfect and soft aryan
>>337206230
how old is she in the nip version?
>>337208047
Mercy hasn't aged physically because of her own healing
>>337207627
>fictional imageboard
Is that supposed to mean that this place isn't real?
>>337208047
because theres no way to accurately measure how cryostatis affects aging theres no place for making assumptions.
>>337208139
it never was
we were all in your head
wake up anon
>>337208047
>So is she biologically 31 but was born 41 years ago?
Probably, depends on when she joins. They'll most likely never make a goddamn timeline so we'll never know when she joined.
>>337208139
Yes, it's all in your head.
>>337208118
not only that they make one of the best game pairing in the whole game
>>337208105
>41 years old
>Still by far the most attractive female in the game
I need to move to China.
>>337208105
Age is how long ago you were born, not your biological age. Premature babies become one year old 12 months after they were born, not 12 months after the day they were meant to be born. Mei is 31 years old but 21 years old biologically. Dialogue also implies that Mercy is biologically 27 years old, since Mei says that Mercy hasn't changed a bit since they last saw each other 10 years ago.
>>337208126
Doesn't matter, she's expired to them.
>>337208139
wake up
>>337208047
More like 10 years spent in fatstasis
I want to breed with this bitch. I don't care if we have like a 1000x higher chance of having a kid with downs.
>>337208047
only way to know is by birth date which blizzard didnt supply
>>337208000
Wow Matthew Perry's had it rough.
>>337208197
>>337208259
>>337208176
Do I have to die to wake up, like Inception?
>>337208276
>imploding she won't have nanomachines to reduce the risk of such things working as the pregnancy progresses.
>>337208245
i know what age is
she is 41 years old, regardless of the cryo. however, biologically, she is 31
She must have christmas cake-tier hairy armpits.
>>337208139
It's time to wake up, anon.
>>337208281
>>337208312
AWAKEN MY ANONIKI
We're all figments of your imagination. This isn't real. You need to wake up.
>>337208072
>well then Mercy should look like a hag since being a doctor is one of the most stressful occupations out there.
She's mainly a researcher.
>>337208089
First result in google.
>>337208127
Nowhere is that stated.
>>337208281
>>337208312
WAKE UP
>>337208324
Come on, that's the chinese sow. Mercy probably has cute tuffs of hair.
>>337208320
>she is 41 years old,
That's not true. She's 31 and biologically 21. She's younger than Mercy.
>>337208047
who cares shes fat and gross, the only reason you faggots pretend to like her is because you are also fat asses.
>>337208047
Wait where are we finding out these ages
>>337208441
>pretend to like her is because you are also fat asses.
I hate her, along with D.va, and it has to do with me being a recently freed skeleton. I wish to help my brothers escape from their fleshy prisons.
>>337208402
>>337208341
>>337208325
I CAN'T WAKE UP
>heroes never die
What did she mean by this?
>>337208441
Or maybe we just have objectively superior taste in women to you.
>>337208047
She's likely biologically 21, meaning she lived for 21 and spent at least 10 more in stasis.
Same as Tracer, she's stated to be 26, but she lived for much more because of her time-traveling shenanigas.
There's no way both were active in Overwatch that was disbanded 30 years ago otherwise.
>>337208546
She's immortal.
>>337208308
That's not Perry, but it's not far off.
>>337207231
Best of both worlds.
i really hope there are a lot of people around the world working on pharah porn right now.
she deserves far more love.
definitely much more then that fat chink and horse jawed healslut.
>>337208497
Funny, I like D.va's gameplay but not her concept.
I like Mei's concept but not her gameplay - she's a walrus of a cunt
>>337208571
Post the full thing D.va, we know you wanna.
>>337208618
Fuck off
Best girl when?
>>337208000
Wow. Ross looks amazing.
>>337208618
>horse jawed healslut.
But Mercy barely has more. I think you mean to say the pandering twitch slut.
>>337208243
t. Landwhalechaser
>>337208618
Mei is the only one who is even worthy of r34
>>337208705http://imgur.com/zbBNenN
>>337208571
Why is Mei fat in porn, when she has a normal build in game, just beneath ridiculously thick clothing?
>>337208000
Man, I'd still bang Lisa Kudrow
>>337208807
That's what lazarus pools do.
>>337208784
Who the fuck is she suppose to be? It's not Ana, so it can't be best girl.
>>337208546
>>337208596
I would have prefered it if her healing/ressurection had a darker tone to it, like with Lazarus.
Like you don't REALLY want to get ressurected, even though you can be "revived".
>>337208871
>Why is Mei fat in porn, when she has a normal build in game,
People are stupid and don't realize it, also tumbleh. half of /v/ might think Zarya is tumblr but no, she's a victim of poor color choice. Mei's tumbleh.
>>337208920
You mean like Reaper? He's canonically the only one who actually died and was brought back to life.
HAG
>>337209105
Do NOT shittalk our mommy waifu, you bastard
>>337208857
>Landwhalechaser
Fuck off. I like girls with a bit of meat but in order to ride this dick you still need to be under a weight limit.
>>337208871
Because the only clue we have to her body type is her ass in those skin tight pants. The only skinny girls with asses like that areunfortunatelynigresses.
>>337209152
It's just ten down in the daily crossword.
>>337209212
FASCIST
>>337206230
Good.I'm 32.
meifags and d.vafags just mad their waifus ain't gonna look so hot when menopause kicks in
>>337209212
>>337209339
Hot Fuzz is the best Cornetto tbqh
>>337209339
No, no, Fascism is seven across.
Pharah would be the hottest mom
Tracer would be the most enthusiastic mom
Mercy would be the most caring mom
Zarya would be the most /fit/ mom
D.Va would be the most cutest mom
Mei is nothing, nobody actually cares about Mei so she'd never have kids.
So you want to get healed?
>>337209369
>Mei will still be just as attractive in her 40s
>most women start to look like shit in their 30s
More than worth it.
>>337209359
How?
They Reinstagents say the cut off for actual manned human beings was 25. Beyond that are all the same bots reiterating their programmed past lives in motion?
>>337208871
Her face and her thick thighs are the clues to her being a bit chubby
>>337209432
Tracer with Mercy proportions would be a bestest
>>337209387
Oh! Bless you.
>>337209432
Mei will never have kidsbecause I'm infertile.
>>337209432
i would force mei to have my kids
Where can i read about Overwatch's lore?
>>337209432
What about Widow? :v)
>>337209056
I mean that the actual ressurection part. Lazarus doesn't really revive people, he basically brings them back as zombies with their minds intact. His tech force bodies to still function but you lose bodily functions and things that made you human each time the body is "brought back".
Mercy's just reviving them as if nothing happened.
>>337209573
its all over this thread
>>337209573
The official website and the Overwatch wiki.
>>337209573
>Where can i read about Overwatch's lore?
lol
Seriously the lore is shit and basically non-existant.
>>337209152
>>337209432
>>337209457
Where did all this mom shit come from?I like it.Fapfics when?
>>337209369
>implying d.va won't off herself before she can get old when she realizes how pointless her life is, like every gamer eventually does
>>337209575
widow would be worst mom, arguable whether that is a worse fate than Mei
>>337206230
bitch could be my mom
>>337209573
Their short Bio and the shitty comics
>>337209575
Strictest mom, but she'd be 2nd place for most caring.
>>337209432
>Pharah would be the hottest mom
No fucking doubt.
>>337207501
We don't know what kind of anti-aging products exist in their timeline. It's possible she can keep those looks even longer or have a way to reverse them if needed.
>>337209657
>Seriously the lore is shit and basically non-existant.
>>337208571
Hahahahahahahahaha
>>337209708
>Strictest mom, but she'd be 2nd place for most caring.
Just right.
>>337209575
Widow would have an abortion
>>337209180
>chubby chasing
>>337208871
In her official art, she's
THICK
>>337207231
>Ara Ara Christmas Cake
>my dick soon
>>337209475
>mei is in her 40s
That's wrong
>>337209180
>a bit of meat
You delusional faggots always amuse me.
If you want to fuck fat bitches just say so and don't try to masquerade it as "a bit more meat"
>>337209892
Your reading comprehension is bad.
>>337209809
this is the most accurate
Widowmaker doesnt have emotions anymore and its likely her maternal instinct has been completely clipped
The kid would just get in the way of her obligations so she'd do the best thing for her and her kid and abort it.
>>337206230
>tfw 27 this year and cakes are my age group now
>>337209969
>If you want to fuck fat bitches just say so
I don't though. Properly fat chicks are fucking disgusting and 9 times out of 10 completely obnoxious cunts. I want to fuck bitches with fat asses and I don't mind a little extra belly.
>>337209432
Who is most likely to leglock when seed is being pumped into their womb?While holding hands?
>>337209550
Well shit, I'm sorry anon
>>337210291
Mercy, you should know this Pharah. Also Zarya if only to test your resolve as she breaks your ribs.
>>337210396
Where does all the OW shipping come from?
>>337208047
I see people arguing for both. She's apparently Mercy's senior (Mercy being 37), which suggests that she was in her early 30s when she was trapped in cryostasis, but on the other hand, apparently Tracer is listed as being in her mid-20s, despite the time-travelling thing messing that up. Either way, Blizzard haven't commented either way. Has anyone asked on their forums?
Where is it actually listed that she was "only" trapped for ten years, anyway? She has a few lines suggesting that she's been severely struggling to adjust to the technology and everyday life of the current-day after being unfrozen, which made me think she's been out of the game even longer, so I had a poke around and couldn't really find anything saying it was for any specific length of time, only that rescue came "years later".
>>337209369
Lvl 120 asian women are literally the cutest things on the planet.
>>337210396
>implying I'm Pharah
I would not be against rocket jumping either her or Mercy's bones
>>337210291
Mercy. 100%. I want to test this activity, though.
>>337209708
>the voice lines between Pharah and the older Overwatch members.
It makes my heart hurt.
Reinhardt speaks about his Squire, a girl. Maybe one day we will get a broadsword swinging qt.
>>337210482
>She's apparently Mercy's senior (Mercy being 37),
That could just be overwatch related in the sense that Mei joined before Mercy did. Which would work, since Mercy was particularly against their semi-militant ways but joined on for practical reasons.
As for how long Mei was frozen, I'd imagine more than ten years. She probably joined on shortly after the war, did some stuff, and then got frozen forever how long.
>>337210473
Tracer x Widowmaker is from the cinematics.
Mercy x Pharah is from the fact that Pharah lets Mercy fly temporarily and they have good synergy with Mercy's damage boost.
>>337210702
Brigitte? I could see it though maybe she'd be like a support Toblerone that goes around adding armor on and has a shield with a gun or something.
>>337210702
She appears in one of the comics and helps maintain his armour.
>>337210797
Also one of their bantz lines is self-assured confidence. I think Mercy says it if she helped someone get a multi-kill, though maybe it's dependent upon who's being buffed.
>>337210087
Sorry, lad. There's just too many retards out there claiming she's in her 40's.
>>337210473
In-game dialogue interactions.
>>337206230
Who doesn't like a good Christmas cake?
>>337210913
Mercy says "Keep the skies clear for me" to Pharah.
We all know Roadhog x Mercy is canon you faggots.
>Roadhog
>being in a relationship
>not being more of a "rape and pillage" kind of guy like his buddy Junkrat
Is Mercy a Christian?
This is important.
>>337211012
Shit that sounds like it could lead to something adorable. Now if only Pharah had a line after swooping in and defending Mercy or made a remark about keeping an eye out.
>>337210291
Widow, except it would be from behind, in her butt
I don't give a single damn, fuck, hoot, shit and anything else that can be perceived as negative, she is very beautiful and that's all that matters.
Pharah is more fun to play though.
>>337208618
>horse jawed healslut.
I'll fucking fight you, faggot.
>>337211132
Mercy is the only one that can keep his autismal ragefits in check.
Genji and Hanzo fuck D.Va like the disgusting pig korean she is
>>337211206
This is the distant future where technology rules. Religion has been phased out ages out.
>>337211501
Odd way to spell Jamison
>>337211520
Why would they care? They aren't chinese.
>>337211132
Homo buddy cops is a good ship anyway.
No fujo.
>>337211207
>Pharah recovers from certain death, thanks to Mercy
>"You're always looking out for me, I'm indebted to you."
>>337211206
considering how she has played god with multiple characters probably not
Is nobody going to post TF2 MedicxMercy?
>>337211565
Japanese hate Koreans too
>>337211556
>Religion has been phased out ages out.
>>337207231
Glorious Swiss genetics
>>337206230
Shes unaging like Mei.
>>337211579
Everybody has a nice line for when Mercy revives them. I like Genji's, his thank you is so sincere
>>337211206
I doubt Blizzard are going to put anything with Religious overtones in the game, bar the occasional skin referencing deities.
They're playing every angle in this regard EXTREMELY safely for maximum commerciality, they're not gonna take any risks by saying Mercy's Catholic or Mei is Buddhist or whatever and risk pissing anyone off.
>>337211520
>D.VA getting Double Dragon'd
>>337211592
Koreans hate the Japs, Japs don't care about Koreans.
>>337211556
*tips*
>>337211738
Fucking pussies
When are devs ever going to deus vult?
>>337211592
Well as long as Zarya can brutally rape that pig Mei, then I don't see a problem. D.va probably secretly loves getting spitroasted by them.
>>337211735
What does Pharah say?
>>337211738
One of the playable characters is literally a monk, twit.
>>337211686
>>337211781
where can i buy a sword like that
>>337208390
Research is stressful. Don't they even have mostly fixed term contracts (~6 months)
>>337211735
Would you happen to have a list of them? That sounds neat.
>>337211579
Exactly, they'd be top cute.
>>337211912
japan
>>337211520
>Be D.va
>Hanzo shooting at me
>DEFENSE MATRIX
>Boost at the gook
>He keeps shooting arrows
>Plow into him and head shot him as he desperately wriggles around trying to pierce my armor
Genji on the other hand can just keep double jumping around D.va and she's too slow to target him for the most part.
>>337211892
That is made up robo-buddhism, it doesn't really count
>>337211998
You mean Buddhism that robots practice.
>>337211972
facing a good genji, tracer, or soldier 76 is fucking cancer
so many of the offensive classes are so fucking annoying to deal with
>tfw no Mercy mommy gf
>>337206965
but i like delicious christmas cakes
>>337211892
Not of any real-life religion, however. The Shambali are their own thing, despite taking stylistic references from irl Buddhism.
>Doing my thing as Mercy
>"Behind you!"
>Turn around to see a Tracer in my face
>She gets flashbanged and headshotted by the McCree beside me
God, there needs to be more character interactions like this in game.
>everyone is fighting over robot rights
Could this shit be any more PG and bland?
I fucking hate Blizzard.
>>337212042
lewd
>>337212042
Iktf anon
>she wilk never say "I love you" as you cum into her hand while sucking her fat tits
>she will never sit on your face and call you a good boy as you eat her pussy and asshole
Kill me
>>337211686
>>337211781
fedoramind
>>337212019
it's not Buddhism, it's The Shambali. It looks a lot like Buddhism but it is it's own belief system founded by Mondatta
>>337212098
>"Behind you!"
I love that they yell this automatically. I can't even begin to recall how many times in FPS games over the years a single person will kill half a team from behind because noone notices.
>>337212183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
>>337212212
>It's not Christianity, it's Schmristianity!
No one's buying it.
>>337212153
>she will never wrap her legs around you as you're about to bust to force you to release your load into her womb and impregnate her
>>337212148
anon its a platform for wiafu's and brainless fun. the 'lore' is just for blizzard autists to have something to circlejerk about on the forums.
I've been telling you people that Mercy and Pharah are the goddesses of this game since the start.
Tracer and Widowmaker ain't got shit
>>337212217
That's a nice touch. I know Mercy calls out for help when she starts taking damage, I don't know if offensive characters do that also
>>337212235
These subhumans are all Bernie supporters I bet.
>Reyes resurfaced as a voltatile mercenary known as "Reaper." His identity and motives remained unknown. Now a ruthless and remorseless killer, he was responsible for terrorist attacks throughout the world. He fought in many armed conflicts over the decades, showing no loyalty to any cause or organization. Survivors described him as a black shadow ghosting unscathed through the most hellish battlefields. The few bodies recovered of his victims were pale, empty husks drained of life, their cells showing signs of intense degradation. It was speculated that Reaper was a byproduct of failed genetic alteration which forced his cells to simultaneously decay and regenerate at a hyper-accelerated rate.
Defend this, /v/.
>>337212380
Go back to pol. Stay there.
>>337212316
>she will never kiss you deeply as you cum inside her and cuddle you afterwards, saying that you got her pregnant and you're going to have kids together
>>337212485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knD6CqI3t04
>>337212316
>tfw she's 37 and will give you children with autism
I'd still do it
>>337212369
Tracer x Widowmaker is kind of like the lust and passion you'd feel after having a night of fun with someone you just met.
Pharah x Mercy feels more meaningful in that there's more devotion.
>>337212153
>>337212316
>>337212517
Stop pls, I just got done shlicking
D.Va is cute. CUTE!
>>337212374
I've heard it quite a few times from a good chunk of the cast. The only offensive character I'm sure I heard it from was Tracer. I only really took note of that one because at first I thought it was an enemy Tracer taunting, but it turned out to be a friendly Tracer calling out a reaper.
>>337212563
I WISH Trump was Hitler.
>>337212148
>Could this shit be any more PG
That is actually something I like about Overwatch, it's one of the main things I like about it. It's PG as fuck and really stupid and over the top, yet it takes itself 100% seriously. It has the feel of a 90s cartoon and I absolutely enjoy it. Everything is played straight, none of this meta "LOOK AT HOW SELF AWARE WE ARE" shit, it's just dumb fun. I mean obviously there's jokes and 4th wall breaking but it doesn't drown itself in it either (looking at you Gearbox).
>>337212374
Yeah, when she starts healing someone she'll also go
>I am right behind you
She also encourages you if you start doing well with stuff like
>We are doing great together!
>Don't worry, I am still with you
:3
>>337212616
Fucking beta D.va orbiter leave. No e-celeb shit.
>>337212658
You don't find it weird that it's totally kiddie and yet all the characters are murdering each other?
Is Tracer still cute when she's shooting out someone's brains for robot rights?
>>337212590
Stop lying on the internet.
>>337212517
>>337212316
>>337212153
>be an inferior male
>accept that I will never know love in my lifetime
>not strong-willed enough to still feel pangs of depression because I will never have a caring swiss girlfriend doting over my health
the truth hurts
>>337212658
Yeah it really reminds me of early Pixar movies that took themselves seriously, but were still fun and relatable to most of the audience.
I hope they stick to this style since we're stuck in an age where everything has to be a meta reference or breaking the 4th wall.
>>337212531
T O P B A N T Z
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>>337212659
>>Don't worry, I am still with you
>>337212739
>she's shooting out someone's brains for robot rights?
But she's not? She's a mercenary.
>>337212739
yes, because all parties involved reincarnate in some way.
>Medic! Oh wait that's me :)
Easily her best line.
>v suddenly got good taste
what happend? did reddit amd tumblr leave
>>337212853
So she's not shooting bullets, she's shooting tickles?
>>337212857
You can clone someone, but that original person still died.
>>337212867
All her voice lines are doctor jokes
Its kind of cute.
>On a scale of 1-10, how bad is the pain?
>Take two, and call me in ze morning
>Hm.. Self-medicating.
>>337212937
>If others are having fun, I must stop it
>No matter the cost
That's you
>>337212979
>stop ruining muh FANTASY
TRACER IS A MASS MURDERER
>>337212937
not in this case, as when people revive they make quips about trying it again (widowmaker being a primary example, respawning and saying things like "Now you have my attention" and "Let's try this again"), implying they retain the same consciousness.
>>337212767
Yeah it really does have some parallels to The Incredibles now that I think about it. Not a ton but they are there.
>>337212739
It's no weirder than Wolverine not being able to actually fight people with his claws in the cartoons because THINK OF THE CHILDREN. There's a whole lot of A-Team/GI Joe firing going on in Overwatch, I'm alright with that.
>>337212946
My favourite is the "doctor is in the house", because I love House M.D.
>>337213013
DELETE THIS
>>337213034
That's like copying files to a new drive. The old drive is still destroyed.
Imagine how many dead D.Vas there are.
>>337208000
Whhuuuuuut is the GOD damn hold UP captain Sobel
>>337213013
What no, she's totally one. It was about her fighting for robo rights. She's personally pro-omnic but she's a mercenary, meaning she'll do work that might not align with it. It's not like she'll sit down and pout if she's doing something that's against them in-game.
>>337213034
Or Mercy "back to square one" or "the wonders of modern medicine"
>>337213103
She's killed in the name of robo rights.
She even kills people on her own side for no reason according to gameplay.
>>337213034
Roadhog rides again!
best girl knows no age
>>337213086
>Imagine how many times D.Va got raped and killed and she remembers every single one
>>337213013
Murder is defined as unlawful killing though.
>>337213192
So Overwatch has government clearance to murder """""terrorists""""" on sight?
Fukken evil as shit
>>337213151
Okay, anon my original disagreement was saying that what she does is in the name of robo rights. It's largely because she's a merc cause why else would she be working with Reaper and Widow maker in game.
>>337213242
That must be why Overwatch got forcefully disbanded.
>>337213242
Fight evil with another evil, faggot.
Lurk moar
>people think Overwatch agents are fighting for robot rights
Overwatch was SPECIFICALLY started to put down the Omnic Uprising. They're fighting AGAINST robot rights. Most of the characters don't like Omnics in the first place. There's a reason why Genji was mentally fucked up before meeting Zenyatta.
>>337213242
Is it murdering if they respawn right afterwards?
>>337213161
Ana go to bed, you're still not femRaiden.
You think we'll ever get OG 76 skin?
>>337213265
Tracer still murders people. Guns kill.
>>337213276
>edgehog: the post
>>337213291
Then why did Tracer try to save that gay robot?
>>337213297
Yes. You can clone someone but that original copy is destroyed.
>>337213354
Maybe one day.
>>337213378
>Tracer still murders people. Guns kill.
Okay
>>337213086
That makes things even more irrelevant then, because the heinous thing of a murder is taking the life of somebody.
If you reincarnate them in the exact same state they were before dying, to the point where they are conscious about their death. There is no social loss or meaning in the death.
That obviously does not mean that killing should be tolerated, but in the context of this game and your point being whether or not Tracer is still cute when she kills somebody in the game, this sort of pedantry isn't necessary because the objective thing is that Tracer is still cute when killing people because there is no blood and gore and the kills she inflicted are practically meaningless.
>>337213378
But the original copy has died ages ago, they're all clones
>>337213419
You need to admit that Overwatch is full of edgy murderers.
>>337213448
>>337213436
Murdering clones is still murder.
>>337213354
>that outfit
hell no, he is definitely no robber.
>>337213354
isn't there a captain morrison skin that's basically the most OG you can get from Soldier 76?
>>337213470
you still haven't established its actually murder.
>>337213470
>murdering clones is still murder
abortion isn't a murder
>>337206230
>and she's my mommy
>>337212486
Make me
>>337212616
fuck i almost spat out my water
>>337213491
Its not OG 76 though
>>337213491
Yeah, the Origins Edition has skins for 76 and Reaper that are them before their injuries.
>>337213539
RIP thread.
>>337213470
You need to admit that you have to stop trying to take gameplay into account when talking about lore because it completely stops making sense. The lore is supposed to tell you something about the story, the lore is not about infinitely respawning clones murdering each other for no cause. That's TF2. In Overwatch there's clearly a very large disconnect between lore and gameplay. It's that way in most games: In Pokemon Arceus is the creator of the entire universe, but you can just weaken him with some shitty pokemon and catch him in a pokeball. At some point you have to accept the disconnect between the two, as otherwise you can't make fun gameplay.
>>337213520
>>337213539
>it's only X minutes old, I can still kill it with no guilt
You sicken me
>>337209373
Hot Fuzz is the greatest movie to ever exist
I've watched it 20 times and I still love rewatching it, Shaun of the dead fags can fuck off
>>337213470
>Murdering clones is still murder.
"Killing your own clone is still murder."
>>337213570
The fuck is Flash Thompson doing as a vigilante?
>>337213615
TF2 was about two warring corporations that hired mercs.
Overwatch is heroes and villains teaming up to stop heroes and villains from doing something bad. Shit's beyond dumb.
>>337213470
by definition, it is murder. but the death in question is meaningless because the life essentially continues without any sort of negative interruption in the murdered person in question's life.
give me an refutation of my argument instead of trying to generalize this sort of meaningless killing in the negative light you present it to be.
>>337209707
>Shitty
The McCree one is really meh but the Reinhardt and Junkrat ones were pretty good
>>337213741
That Mei you killed will never live again.
Just because you grew a new Mei doesn't mean the old Mei wasn't killed.
>>337207432
>grandfather
don't they only have about a 20-25 year difference? damn granddad at 25 would be HARSH
>>337207501
>fuck her like she's a real person
you do realize she's um....ah nevermind.
>>337206230
DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI
>>337213745
the McCree one tried too hard to be western cowboy, and was essentially McCree shooting people trying to get a purple box.
no deeper insight to his backstory or personality, his entire comic is literally just a way to foreshadow a future plot object.
>>337213625
Chill out, Mercy would just revive them.
>>337213675
Thanks odo
>>337213847
RYUGAWA DEKI RU KUROU
34 of Mercy x Brothers from Reveal Trailer when???
>>337213792
Brigitte is not only 25 years younger than Reinhardt. He's 61. She would have to be older than Mercy, and Mercy calls her a "girl," which implies she's much younger. She's probably in her early 20's.
>>337213792
Reinhardt and Brigitte?
The former is something like 3X years since Reinhardt's just entered his sixties and Brigitte's looks to be early to mid-twenties unless they pull shenanigans.
Also it's not that out of place, it's where the whole christmas cake thing derived from.
>>337207683
b-but mei is THICK
>THICK
>desu
>>337208047
Was her cryo chamber filled with doritos?
>>337213775
>FPS
>your character is essentially you
>die
>continue controlling character
Obviously your consciousness jumps bodies, otherwise you'd spend the rest of the round in the afterlife.
>>337213958
Mei is TRASH
>be 32
>play overwatch
>realize a lot of characters are close my age
I'm legit surprised. I figured they would make everyone between14-19.
>>337213967
Yes, and mountain dew
>>337213775
again, why exactly is this a negative then when a direct, uninterrupted continuation of that Mei is created?
Even if it is a copied conscience, its such a perfect copy that the identity of Mei is not lost.
>>337207683
Best girls
>>337211556
No it hasn't
The religion of the Ominics is being forced down everyone's throat because there is a shred of evidence that a higher place (The Iris) exist, which I think is the reason Torbjorn doesn't like Ominics
>>337213918
Literally since day 1, nigga. Look harder.
>>337207683
>pharah will never come home from work giving you steely bedroom eyes
>>337213720
Do you rather want one good team and one bad team that have different characters, and they can't interchange? So mercy could never be on the same team as reaper etc?
Is clear that they made the characters first and the lore later, and I think that's a good thing.
It's stupid to expect a valid reason why widowmaker and tracer would team up
>>337213987
asspained that keep getting killed by Mei detected
does overwatch allow retarded set ups akin to a TF2 team with 80% Spies or Snipers?
>>337213992
It was surprising, though it's also a tiny bit funny that Widow will call D.va and little girl and D.va won't correct her on being called a child.
>>337213291
>They're fighting AGAINST robot rights
Not quite.
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Omnic_Crisis
Overwatch was made because each country, individually, got their shit slapped in. It had nothing to do with rights but rather because the Omnics went rogue and militarized to the point where they became a global threat.
>>337213976
No dude, when you die in an FPS your mind is copied and pasted to another hub. The original you died.
>>337213996
That Mei is dead. Just because you copied something doesn't make it the original.
If I killed you and cloned you, you would not wake up as the clone. Someone who thinks they are you will.
>>337214058
Why not make a villains only team and a heroes only team?
Oh right, Blizzard.
>>337208243
>comparing fictional character to real people
>Mei vs what Michelle Yeoh looks
>Mei would look like Michelle Yeoh if she were real
>>337214105
Yes. All the same weapons though.
>>337209432
Pharah is the kind of mom who would be very strict both with you and the children. Expect to be disciplined even in the bed. "Bring enough lube Anon because at 0600 tomorrow your ass is mine"
Tracer would be the ultimate mom for most since is an adrenaline junkie and not even the hardships of being a mother of five (at least) would break her spirit. She would be always there to cheer the little ones up. "You want to stick it where Anon?!... Really?... That soundsAWESOME!"
>>337214105
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZEDJozC9HU
>>337213539
It pretty much is.
>>337210676
Pharah is a good girl!
>>337209573
Sometimes the characters speak to each other if you are attacker and wait for the door to open. Apparently Dva and Lucio is a big fan of each others civilian work (pro gamer and dj).
>>337214070
No, I mean she's a trash waifu. I like playing as her in game.
>>337213987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Mp5gE0HSw
>>337214106
>D.va won't correct her
You mean will correct her? D.va says "Who are you calling a child?"
>>337206230
...In a row?
>>337214153
>That Mei is dead
Ok
>If I killed you and cloned you, you would not wake up as the clone
And why should I care? I'm fucking dead.
>Someone who thinks they are you will
They don't THINK they are me, because they ARE me. Their entire identity is a direct continuation of mine, they think like me, act like me, and feel like me. There is literally no difference, and calling them a phony would make no sense.
You place great emphasis on the fact that the original is killed and will never live, but the idea here is that they're fucking dead, and the implications of the death resounds the greatest for those that the deceased knew and loved. When you present them with a direct, perfect copy and continuation of the deceased, your remove the social negative consequences of their death because the dead person doesn't give a shit since they're dead.
It's not a hard concept to grasp.
>>337214280
>>337210676
It's a shame her mum will never tell her how proud she is after Pharah pulls off a solo team wipe without an ult.
>>337214204
That reminds me a lot of the medigun. Does it work similarly?
Mercy x Torbjorn OTP.
The matches are obviously an advanced virtual reality training simulation hence why you can play whoever and against whoever. Need to get a feel for your enemies thoughts and your allies. And why there is zero story progression.
Are you autists happy now
>>337214289
The best two are Lucio and Reinhardt's. Lucio objects to the fact that Reinhardt makes the team listen to David Hasselhoff' 80s solo stuff in the ship.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWnC79QoDKs
>>337214421
yes, primary fire heals, secondary damage buffs
>>337206658
So the same as not smoking.
Mercy is old! Old!
>>337214365
She does? When I heard it, it was something like "Who you calling little?" I stand corrected then.
>>337214421
Maybe? There's no overcharge thing but you can give a damage buff in addition to healing.
>>337214421
It's a beam that heals people like the Medi-Gun. Valve didn't invent healing beams.
>>337213850
That's why I said it was the weakest
Junkrat proved that he's all shits and giggles most of the time but you try to fuck with him he gets very serious, the end of the comic is probably the darkest the game has gone
The Reinhardt one was adorable because he's old and senile and thinks he's a midieval knight slaying monsters
>>337206230
>Ach meine. Vhy vould you vant an old hag like me?
You will never make Mercy happy by choosing her over all the younger girls
>>337214447
OH SO IT WAS ALL A DREAM
>>337214493
>Valve didn't invent healing beams.
I didn't say that, I asked whether it works similarly.
>>337214503
Are the comic free online?
>>337214389
Okay, I'm gonna kill you and clone you. Your clone will replace you and you can't complain because you're dead.
>>337214447
The matches have nothing to do with the story. I mean, the canon skin for Bastion is the Overgrown one because he lost his combat programming after being deactivated for a long time and spent his life walking around and enjoying nature.
>>337214613
>Are the comics free
Yes
>>337214613
Yeah https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/media/ scroll down past the videos.
>>337206230
Who cares, post more Mercy faggot.
>>337206230
Is this supposed to be a problem?
>>337214613
Didn't say that you did. I just wrote it incase some TF2 autist comes in and tries to say that it means it's an obvious ripoff of TF2, just like they said Widowmaker is a ripoff of the Sniper because she has a sniper rifle.
>>337210676
what are those lines? I swear their %chance of being triggered is way too low
>>337206230
Splashbrush is a fantastic artist
>>337214480
She's a motherly figure, obviously.
>>337214724
>I just wrote it incase some TF2 autist comes in
Well, now that you mention it...
>>337214759
>not the slow one
Come on, you can see the light in the little girl's eyes become restored.
>>337214724
Okay then.
Man, I actually want to play this but I don't even know whether my old 2008 PC can handle it. Not that it matters. The free beta is over as far as I know.
>>337209708
>daww
>notices the tumblr nose
>reeee
>>337214529
>you will never tell that you're not into girls but rather into women
>>337214805
I googled. I don't have that gif you're speaking of.
>>337214179
Pharah won't be that much of a hardass because she'll constantly be hyper-aware of how much she doesn't want to treat her family like her mom did/does.
Of course she isn't going to be a pushover either.
>>337214646
>Okay, I'm gonna kill you and clone you
I'm going to protest, but in a wartime setting you can't say hey enemy soldier don't kill me. Bringing in the cause of death is literally opening another can of worms.
>your clone will replace you and you can't complain because you're dead
And you're right. If hypothetically you were going to kill me, and there was nothing I could do to stop it, why should I care that you're telling me you're going to replace me with a clone? It means nothing to me, as I'm going to die and never wake up. You might make me angry, sad, depressed, or whatever, but immediately following my death it doesn't matter for me personally if you're trying to categorize the me you kill as an individual separate from the "clone".
In fact, why even kill me at all? I (or as you so desperately claim, my clone will) retain all my memories of my past life, and as such I could easily just turn you in because I remember what you look and sound like. This is a tangent not relevant to the argument at hand but it is an interesting thought.
Are they going to add aliens?
They got dwarves, robots, goblins and shit. Where are the aliens?
>>337214731
Basically mostly about how her mom doesn't acknowledge her at all.
How do I wait for the next two weeks to play some more?
>>337214950
Reaper is Mexican.
>>337214950
What about Reaper, shit's mexican as fuck.
>>337214989
Is he an illegal? Did he get through Trump's wall?
>>337214950
Reaper
>tfw just fapped to overwatch fan fiction
This truly is the darkest timeline
>>337214731
>what are those lines?
All the old overwatch members making comments about how her mom talked about her or how Ana would be proud and Pharah's a bit gruff and cold since it's a reminder of their relationship and how she lives in her mum's shadow.
>>337215049
>fapping to text
wtf lmao, are you a woman?
>>337215027
>Implying a world that reaches robotic sentience is a world where Trump becomes president.
>>337215027
Yeah, he got through Mei's wall with his ghost shit.
>>337214873
https://youtu.be/IBIwGKDwnWY?t=29
>>337215086
Do you see any muslims in Overwatch?
That's what I thought
>>337214989
Reaper is an American of Mexican descent
There will be Mexicans in America once Trump is president, only Americans of Mexican descent
>>337215086
Bernout detected
>>337214989
>>337215012
Why does he look like a straight up nigger?
>>337215175
Pharah is Egyptian....
>>337208047
>>337208105
>>337208127
Is what why Mei and Mercy have the in-game conversation about how neither of them have aged since they last saw each other?
>>337215175
Pharrah.
>>337215141
Why are the bad guys hanging out with the heroes when the ape says WE?
Is Widowmaker and Reaper in Overwatch?
>>337215192
>not knowing about Copts
>implying Trump and Putin won't bring the Copts back into power in Egypt
>>337215192
Wait so you're telling me, Egyptians have their own cultural identity and don't view themselves as fanatical as the middle east does? That's crazy but I believe it.
>>337215191
Black ops does that to you, also being edgy as hell.
>>337215226
>>337215192
Pharah isn't muslim.
>>337214153
Because it would limit the rooster by 50% by both, or making a 2nd lore for all the good-turned evil (and vica-versa) character would be stupid as well
>>337215191
He doesn't. Are you blind?
>>337215251
Reaper was in Overwatch before he was Reaper.
Widowmaker was the wife of an important Overwatch member and probably a member herself.
>>337215251
They were apart or affiliated with it in the past.
>>337215221
Yeah something like that.
>>337215191
He isn't?
>>337215279
>Some Muslims are okay as long as it fits my narrative.
lol
>>337215327
Nigger looks like Chris Rock I swear.
>Genji's melee attack does the exact same damage as someone like Mei who does a literal fistbump motion
>>337215191
I remember some fag I was playing with said Reaper was black because some unofficial website told him.
>>337209550
Congratulations, man.
>>337215192
>>337215226
She has a tattoo on her face. She isn't Muslim.
>>337215191
Because he was the leader for Blackwatch
>>337215327
>>337215339
Roadhog and Junkrat aren't in Overwatch.
Checkmate blizzfags
pregnant Mercy when?
>>337215504
Fuck, you got us. I guess we'll just have to cancel Overwatch.
>>337215465
Yea and Christians regularly have abortions now. Religion loosens up.
The game is set in the future. There is 90% chance based on Egypt's religious make up that's she's a muslim.
>>337215465
They'll blow each other up and fuck goats and little boys but they won't get a Fucking face tattoo?
>>337215585
>90% chance that's she's a muslim.
Impossible, she doesn't want to allahu akbar and kill the infidels.
>>337212565
I think the autism would be part of your genepool.
Would /v/ rather have:
>Mercy as a mother
>D.Va as a younger sister
>Widowmaker as an aunt
>Mei as an older sister
Isn't Mei basically rouge? Like she doesn't act with her former comrades, only for her own goals of preservation of nature?
>>337215668
Depends on if I get to fuck them or not.
Symmetra is the worst.
>>337215668
>Mei as an older sister
>Not Tracer
>>337215668
d.va as a younger sister so I can come into her room every night.
>>337215668
I would rather have Mercy as my wife, anon
>>337215716
Not seeing it.
>>337215668
Well D. Va is a stuck-up cunt so I wouldn't want her at all. I'd have to go with Mei or Mercy.
>>337215585
That's retarded logic. Might as well say because it's the future she's not muslim.
>>337215716
A little? She's more worried about the environment than anything else, but she's probably a nice enough person to help out someone that needs it.
>>337215668
Mercy as mother. Other 3 would be annoying in the long run.
>>337215759
Well I see one thing they have in common at least
>>337215759
too big
>>337206230
am i the only one realized mercy is actually android ? There is a hint everywhere
>>337215716
She's not part of the reformed Overwatch, but she's not NOT with them.
>Mei decided to continue her work on her own. Equipped with a portable version of her climate-manipulation technology, she traveled around the world, hoping to re-establish the eco-network and track down the causes of the threats to the planet's ecosystem
>>337215846
Jack, quit being dumb. She's just Armstrong as a healer and cute swiss cougar.
>>337215846
>mercy a discontinued sexbot that was modified to be a healslut.
>>337215853
Mei's a villain then?
What year is Overwatch set?
>>337209573
>overwatch lore
>blizzard writing
>EVER
its fucking just awful, the shorts are embarrassingly bad.
>>337212616
How the fuck did he predict the chain before Roadhog even shows up?
>>337212485
>byproduct of failed genetic alteration which forced his cells to simultaneously decay and regenerate at a hyper-accelerated rate.
mercy did this btw
>>337216035
He got lucky.
>>337215846
There's hints that Mercy died during the attack on Overwatch HQ, and that she's only alive thanks to some experimental healing shit.
>>337216035
its a reddit post and he actually missclicked his ultimate
>>337214440
>they know about Winstons fantasy fetishes
Supercute
>>337209573
there isn't much lore right now
they don't even really describe important events like the first omnic crisis right now
There are the hero bios, the three short comics, the three cinematic videos, and the ingame voice lines that mostly references all of the above instead of adding more meaningful lore.
>>337215668
Probably Mercy.
DVa is annoying, Widowmaker is gonna be way too cold, and Mei would probably make me feel sad about my lack of achievement in life relative to her. (She's super smart)
Honestly the sexual appeal of them doesn't even count here. In fiction, the idea of an incestual coupling is always really appealing, but then if I think about my actual family it's like "oh god, no".
>>337216000
>>337216000
Not really; they've tried pretty hard to establish her as being a good person in the traditional sense, just that the environment comes first and foremost to her.Plus she takes it super dooper seriously out of respect for the other scientists on her team who didn't survive the snowstorm that forced them into cryostasis.
She's homies with Mercy and cites Tracer as an inspiration to her.
>>337216009
Only "the not too distant future".
have there been all out Edgemaster brawls yet.
All Reaper team vs All Reaper team?
>>337214759
>little girl pinned/crushed by rubble
>here take my hand lol
>>337215668
Mercy.
Sisters are the worst
>>337215668
Probably Mercy
D.Va is just annoying
Widowmaker is a cold bitch
Mei would be awesome though she'd be out and about trying to save the environment so she wouldn't really be in my life as much as Mercy would.
428 replies and not a SINGLE post about gameplay
Nice,, video,.. game..
>>337210913
But Prahan is so fucking ugly,prove me wrong ,fanart not welcome
>>337216307
>before the clip cuts it shows Mercy continuing to lean closer to the girl.
Besides, holding hands is a good way to reassure someone, and since the girl is conscious they're not pressed for time since her magic healing staff will heal her right up.
>>337208047
>caring about lore
how fucking autistic are you
>>337216395
Gameplay doesn't matter
>>337216395
Of course, we're talking about best girl. Beta just ended, there'll be more gameplay discussion come the week of release.
>>337216395
But the OP wasn't even about gameplay.
Plus, discussion about non-gameplay aspects of video games are allowed, and very common.
>>337216278
I've never done that, but I did have a 12 McCree game. It really was high noon.
>>337211207
where's the non cropped version of this
i need it for research
>blizzdrones will defend this
>>337216278
Probably, It would only really work if it was Mariachi vs El Blanco
>>337216496
>that puffy vulva
>>337216517
>entire game agrees to an all Soldier 76 game
>afterward everyone unanimously agreed it was like playing call of duty
>>337215504
>>337215562
It is a bit nonsensical that you have all these characters that are heroes and they've got all this story behind them... and then you take them and you mash them against each other to push a car around or capture spots of land. Like they're even fighting clones of themselves at times. Or they're teaming up with clones of themselves and rolling over another army of clones.
What the fuck Overwatch. Why didn't they just make a single player game if they were going to make all this fucking lore?
>>337216579
>training bot hitboxes
>mattering
>>337216579
All of these new shitty fps-mobas are like this
>>337216579
Those are training bots, if you want to complain about hitboxes, test that on players.
>>337216563http://puu.
sh/oNP46/b282c2db11.png
>>337216638
Lore probably came after, though it would be neat to have like a little campaign mode where it's 3/4 missions with a specific character doing something. Unfortunately there'd have to be another villain or dark gray character like Hanzo.
>>337216638
Because it's a video game
>>337216750
I wanna unsee this image.
>>337216663
its the arrows
>>337216750
tracer is ruining all the porn of htis game, she is a disgusting mary sue with the most nasty accent and ugliest shitty haircut
fuck
>>337216829
How do you know, test it on actual players to prove yourself right.
>>337216638
Because of something known as separation of lore and gameplay.
Lore happens outside the game. The game is just what it is, a game. Banter and enriching dialogue is nice, and it contributes to the lore but it is there to fill dead air, engage the player with character identities and help establish branding for the character. Once the match starts, it's just a game.
>>337216804
Guess that's all there is to it, then.
>>337215668
Mercy as mother, D.Va as a best friend, Widow as an older sister, and Mei as a cousin. Then I have a caricaturized version of my real family.
>>337215396
>Torb's hammer does 75 damage
>He can two-shot Tracer and Zenyatta with it
>>337216884
have you played Hanzo?
His arrows even bend towards targets when you shoot, and the hitbox of them is huge.
>>337216820
Why? Can't stand the thought of Mercy being a smoker?
>>337216887
Kind of makes it shallow though, doesn't it? It's more like a kid playing with a bunch of toys pretending rather than anything serious.
>>337213096
>mfw when watching the best war movie/series again
>>337216820
Gotcha
>>337216882
Yeah they need to stop including her into everything. She belongs with Widow, she just doesn't know it yet.
>>337214759
>there won't be an "underwatch" video where we understand the bad guys motives
I want to see the human Reaper getting lynched by an angry mob of robots while cowardly Overwatch agents just standing there and doing nothing.
I want to see Widow snapping out of the brainwashing on top of her husband she just strangled to death. Her terrified look as she she sees Tracer who just burst in the door but ultimately is too late.
>>337216940
>not just right clicking and killing them with 1 shot
Does 150 when close
In the Recall video, how many of the agents flashing by does /v/ think are agents in development that are actually going to be implemented int he game?
My bet is this guy, he's super stylized unlike most of the generic blues on the list.
>>337207153
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>337216278
Did that yesterday. DIE DIE DIE for 10 minutes
>>337212039
>Good players using classes meant to counter mine are cancer
>>337216940
>Torb's hammer does 75 damage
>more that Reinhardt hammer(50)
what the fuck blizzard
>>337217080
>expecting anything from Blizzard writing staff
We will get IM NOT A MONKEY IM A SCIENTIST
>>337217093
Its a guy?
>>337216750
man this pic would be perfect if tracer wasn't in it
>>337217093
nice fucboi desu
no homo
>>337217093
>guy
Looks like a chick desu senpai
>>337217093
>he
>>337216701
If you played Hanzo at all you'd know that it's just as bad on players.
>>337217136
Reinhardt does way more than 50 damage a hit
>>337211207
>Experienced Mercy seducing a naive, yet curious, D.va
Why does this exist only in my mind
>>337217175
>>337217164
>the minds of /v/
>>337215959
I searched a bit and found a higher res version, here. The video looks a bit pooh though
>>337216972
>video games have to be serious all the time.
Please just Fucking kill yourself you miserable piece of Shit
>>337217093
>Overwatch gets a qt shota or even just a trap
I would buy it then and there and I think the game is very very bad.
>>337217282
I might be miserable but i'm not saying they gotta be serious. Just lookin for consistency. I like the game which is why I was left scratching my head when I actually started to look at the story.
>>337217282
For Mercy's attack buff, while playing Junkrat, after the grande is lunch, if Mercy stops buffing before it explodes, does it still have the effect?
>>337217216
No.
>Literally just a fanfic fetish thread
You fucking retards are so pathetic holy shit. Do you realize how cringeworthy you sound when you write that shit?
>>337216579
There's a reason Hanzo is universally considered a no-skill hero, even above characters like Bastion.
>>337217282
Made you feel like a depressed dark dead person surrounded by dronelike retards?
Me too. Copy everything from TF2 medic, but none of the actually fun gameplay
>>337217093
I hope pic related turns out to be in the game
he looks like an even bigger version of reinhardt
>>337216972
That's what Smash literally is.
>>337217383
Not really sure it does a fuck lost of damage regardless though.
>>337217247
what is the video
>>337217092
It does but cherry tapping people is also enjoyable. Torbjorn's rivet gun does insane damage in general, if you are babysitting turrets as Torb then you are playing him fucking wrong. You set that turret in a good spot, ideally in a spot that can flank people or can force them to distract themselves from objectives or team matesor use it to spot Reapers thinking they're slickand then you run around playing team deathmatch.
>>337217282
This is accurate. Mercy actually became my favorite character and it was entirely unexpected.
>>337211738
>Halo
>Wings
>Angelic Motif
>Refers to herself as "Guardian Angel"
The overtones are already plainly there, sperg.
Still, I think they could've taken it further. Bible quoting in German would have been a very nice touch.
distractions
>>337217208
>>337216579
Here's your (You): Hanzo is garbage tier. He is by far one of the worst heroes in the game right now and completely outclassed by Widowmaker as a sniper. He's right alongside Bastion and Torbjorn as one of the biggest noob traps in the game.
>>337217443
Looks like a maverick from megaman x
>>337217383
No, its all the active damage while the beam is on the character
>>337217282
that's .png is Reaper's origin story
>>337217484
It's just a JAV, LUXU-176. There were some previews and it didn't look that good. Plus I didn't find an actual download link so it doesn't really matter.
>>337217093
They said most of those were just spruced up or modified concepts of the existing heroes.
The only leaked hero we know of is a new support hero you can see in the documentary.
>>337217443
Speaking of mechs-looking characters, what's up with these huge robot guys in the distance?
>>337217496
Bible quoting while LITERALLY bringing people back from death through technology, would've caused an irony overload.
>>337217530
Okay? That doesn't change the fact that his arrows are specifically designed to be overly generous with hits.
Does anyone else feel that no hero is as fun as any of the classes from TF2?
>>337217496
>Bible quoting in German would have been a very nice touch.
Fedora tippers and SJWs would throw a shitfit.
>>337217613
I'm pretty sure thats the map in Russia
The game takes place during the Second Omnic Crisis which originates in Russia
>>337217410
fuck off to reddit then.
>>337217661
Yeah, because if they weren't, he would be even more garbage. See also: TF2 Bow Snipers.
>>337216579
I fucking knew it.
>>337217530
Hanzo being classes as a sniper is retarded, since he excels at medium range
>>337217520
>play as torbjorn
>build my sentry next to a widowmaker so I can stare at her ass the entire time
>>337217224
Because you want to involve worst girl.
>>337217702
Why would i go to the place where fanfics shit is encouraged? Idiot.
>>337217661
>he's garbage and the game mechanic making him less garbage shouldn't be allowed!!!
what
>>337217673
Basically you're saying the game itself isn't as fun as TF2?
It's okay to think that; TF2 was actually amazing when it came out, and much better than Overwatch is now.
Not to say that Overwatch is bad, or not worth buying. It probably is.
>>337217743
But he didn't mention Poointhelooetra
>>337217801
Exactly he mentioned worst girl getting it on with Mercy, not a nobody
>>337217520
I like how hot all the overwatch girls are
but I will never get over widowmaker running around in fucking HEELS.
shits just stupid yo
>>337217842
Mercy does it too. Junkrat has a fucking peg leg. Get over yourself.
>>337217874
having a peg leg because your leg got blown up and you dont have the materials to construct a fully functional synthetic leg isn't a choice
performing combat operations in high heels is
and its a shitty choice
>>337217948
It's a fucking video game about super heroes. Get over it, faggot.
>>337217948
Nah, m8, you're overthinking it. It all comes down to stylistic decisions in line with each character's motifs. You're just autistic! Mercy spends half her time flying, anyway, I'm sure she doesn't notice
>>337217247
Don't be a video and post the faggot.
>>337218005
You okay anon? You sound a little distracted.
>>337217842
you are stupid
>>337218005
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this.
>>337217620
Why? Coming back from the dead is a common theme in the Bible.
>>337218156
Not for regular humans using technology.
>>337217496
Hate to break it to you, but the prevelance of Mr. Bananagrabber-types in videogame circles means that shit like that just wouldn't fly without a giant shitstorm.
>>337218193
delet this
>>337218193
the fuck is that
>>337218193
DELETE THIS
>>337217842
What's the issue here
>>337206230
>amerikeks surprised that women can look good even nearing 40
That's what happens when you have an active lifestyle and don't eat shitty food.
>>337218528
Also, NANOMACHINES
>>337218489
Stull better than seeing a Fucking junkrat press q
>>337217136
Reinhardt does 75
>>337216579
most fps operate the same way when it comes to projectiles.
>>337218489
This is more entertaining than 90% of other plays of the game
>>337218489
I'm dying
>>337218489
Holy shit I can't breathe.
Who's the memiest character?
>>337219451
>"""""""Overpowered"""""""
>Thick, which has gotten insanely popular on /v/ recently and completely out of nowhere
>Builds walls
>>337219451
D.va, no contest.
>>337219592
;) winky face!
