>Game has deep mechanics
>Too stupid to learn how to play
>>337205489
And what game would that be?
It just takes time you little cunt
>>337205553Dwarf Fortress
>>337205489
>tfw played nethack for years
>Still haven't beat it
>Refuse to look up a guide
>Game has fairly moderate mechaniscs
>Still can't play it because your fuckign retarded and just can't do it
>Have no patience and can't be bothered getting good
I hate being shit.
>>337205605
Your computer might be too stupid to play it for a long time anyways.
>>337205605
dorf fort ain't even deep, unless you're talking about the depth at which you can mine. it's wide and shallow. and lots of tedium. the obtuse controls make you think it's deep but it isn't.
>>337205653
>Nethack
This will apply very well to you, Anon.
Meet the Anon who played the same character in Nethack for 1 calendar year.
>love shooting games
>all friends play shooting games
>constantly invited to shooting games
>always the 'fat kid' on team games due to low shooting skill
>can never twitch shot or react super fast
>>337205553
>tfw never played fighting games and rts games as a kid so ill always be way behind
>literally dont have time now as an adult to learn shit and ingrain it into muscle memory
shit sucks
>game has various attack stances
>too stupid to use the other 3
>over fifty games on the shelf
>keep buying more and more
>no time to "git gud" at games that demand it because I need to plow through that backlog
>>337205848
AAAAAAAAAAA
HIROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>337205848
WHAT THE FUCK
MOOT
>>337205489
I guess dota2 isn't for you
>>337205489
factorio?
>>337206042
>MOOT
who?
>>337206164
You know who moot is you fucking white male.
>>337205778
>Grinding for 1 year for no purpose whatsoever
What a loser. Grinding isn't impressive
>>337205489
>never had trouble playing any games
>Platinum games, Super Meat Boy, fighting games, etc.
>proud of being able to play just about any game
>try out Dust Force
>just can't beat some of the later stages without a shit score
I've never felt such defeat.
>>337205848
WHAT THE FUCK
>>337206241
>Turning a legendary wizard who is impossible to kill into a Jelly is not impressive
>Making that same wizard disappear permanently in a game that will always ensure he exists is not impressive
>Making a bag that makes you lighter is not impressive
It's autistic and painful to read, but it is damn impressive, his dedication.
>>337206241
guy is just having fun man, whats your problem?
>>337206164
you know, the creator of 9GAG and every dank meme like trollface and forever alone guy
>want to play Vicky 2
>too stupid to learn how to be good at it
>go back to EU4 and CK2
>>337205778
>Filled the wizard tower with boulders
>20 at a time
>Trekking back to the nearest open space and summoning more heavy ass boulders, then stuffing them in his pants and putting them down again
Jesus Christ.
>>337205848
>Oh it's one of those trick .png files when you expand the image it changes the image
>It's fcking .jpg
FUCKING MOOT IS IN THE THREAD GUYS
"deep" gameplay mechanics are a meme
>>337206683
>couple years ago
>posted a smug anime girl
>it expanded into gore
>Want to get into a game
>Takes at least an hour to learn the mechanics
>Close game and play some shit I've already played
>watch someone on youtube beating the level I just beat
>realise I'm shit at this gameInfinifactory
>>337207085
Good fucking lord, that game is a pain in the ass. How does one even manage shit like the "paint a red cross on a white background on a 7 wide by 3 tall grid of cubes with the red sprayer only 3 tiles above the lowest floor level, so you can't just lift the blocks up when done"
>>337205605
The basics of Dorf Fort really aren't too hard to learn so long as you use a tile set and Dwarf Therapist.
>friends all play mobashit and related games now
>everything else they play is modern grindy garbage
>can't play with them if I suck, because the games are unfun by design if you drag the team down
>can't play with them if I'm not leveled as much as they are in the grind, by game design
>want to play single player games
>don't want to be lonely
I guess this is semi-unrelated but seriously, ADOM I get how to play but I feel like the first or second dungeon on the first map is never-ending. What's the fucking deal?
>>337207274
Exactly the one I'm stuck atI don't think I can bother with the laser gimmick. Fun game though.
>game has deep mechanics/move variety
>it doesn't matter because 99% of them are irrelevant and only 1% is useful
>>337205778
I don't have a fucking clue what he's saying, but I think I will pray to him tonight.
>>337207531
I like the Lasers, personally. They are neat for trimming excess trash in one fell swoop without having to go through loops with the grinders.Looking at you, Whale level. And Tree level.
La Mulana intimidates me with all its awesome content and puzzles so much that I can barely begin it before giving up.
It just seems like I won't have the time to play it and absorb everything.
>>337207669
Oh yeah, and you don't have to have Lasers right next to what you want trimmed, so you can do shit in packs as well.
>Got 5 things lined up
>Final one clicks, laser goes off and trims them all before they're pushed onto a new belt going perpendicular to the exit
>>337206390
personally i dont think i can enjoy grinding on rl's unless its elona+
elona even has ways to handicap yourself if youre that masochistic about the grind
(ie fairy race cant equip anything that weighs more than 1kg)
>stealth game
I want to do a no kill/no alert on my first play through blind and I don't enjoy it as much
>find out game's best ending that has ridiculous requirements
fucking kill me, I don't want to fuck it up and I don't want to get the bad or "meh" ending my first try.
>>337205848
M O O T
>>337205489
>Use to be great at so many strategy & puzzle games
>Too slow to handle these new ones outside of easy
>Can still whoop ass in older ones effortlessly
>can only enjoy new ones vicariously
>still not enough...
I use to be good at something...
>>337207568
Then it's not depth, it's just variety.
>>337205848
MOOT MOOT MOOT
>hit a wall on osu!
>practicing doesn't seem to help
>>337205848
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>337208802
>>337208802
Please no, Chaika is too much for my Ethiopian internet
>>337205553
Mario 64 obviesly.
>>337205489
I think the biggest problem is learning it, playing for a while, getting busy with life, then not playing it for months.
>>337208898
>not using Tomorrow
>>337209619
>huur durr use my theme guise, it's better
If we all changed to tomorrow you would just change to something else. That's how contrarian you shitters are.
>>337205816
>only ever got gud at twitch shooting in TF2
What a useless skill to have. Fuck me.
>>337205848
Is this what being BLACKED is like?
>decent enough to do hard content
>it requires a team
>can't be fucked to bother because I'd much rather not have to ever say "sorry I can't do X because I promised to play with some faggots online"
>especially when most of them are terrible at the game anyway
MMOs are suffering.
>>337207679
>It just seems like I won't have the time to play it and absorb everything.
If it seems that way why not prove reality wrong
I have the opposite problem, sorta':
>love deep mechanics
>not clever, but have through enough autism to sit and learn stupid video game shit until I got it
>terrible at anything that requires high-speed precision like shooters and fighting games
I love me some turn-based or pause-based games, but I can never seem to git gud at all those "action" games.
>>337205694
Pretty much me. I want to like strategy games because they seem fun but I can't be bothered to sit and learn.
>>337207379
Anon, I think you only have one solution.
Git Gud
(faggot)
>realize i'm not stupid because i've learned complicated games in crippling detail in the past
>realize it's just that the passion isn't there anymore
>just not willing to sink the time into it
>>337212270
The secret is action games are still 99% autism. You'll be better than most people in fgs if you just sit and play it for 1000 hours.
Go for it.
The worse feel is understanding how everything works but not being able to develop the muscle memory/execution to be good.Natural Selection 2
GIT GUD
