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You caught a fairy in a bottle! What do you do with her?
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You caught a fairy in a bottle! What do you do with her?
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it's a grenade
throw it
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>>337168021
Release it, since the game is already piss easy enough, it doesn't need extra lives.

Letting the player put fairies in bottles was a mistake.
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Shake it vigorously, then drop it in lava
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Masturbate into the jar
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>>337168021
Oh great! The mouth of the bottle is just wide enough for my DICK.
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Open Bottle. Fart into it. Close Bottle. Repeat everytime I have to fart.
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give it a tiny gun to shoot on degenerates who would dick the bottle.
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Take her clothes off, then release her butt naked into a crowd of boy fairies!
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>>337168021

feed it fish flakes
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Stick dick in the jar.
Cum on her face
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Get my box of matches
Take one out of the box

,,,

you know what happens next
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>>337168319
You got a seriously tiny dick, dude.
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>>337168021
Wait for my turn.
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>>337168580
no, what happens?
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DROWN IT IN PISS
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>>337168718
i open the door and get on the floor
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>>337168021

Cum in the jar repeatedly until it's full, then leave it on a radiator for a few months.
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You caught a Deku Princess in a bottle! What do you do with her?
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>>337168021
Do you have to ask?
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>>337169025
I read a strategy guide years ago that made a joking remark of "hawk her off at the curiosity shop".
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Eat it.

What do you guys think fairy tastes like?
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>>337168021
>rape
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jerk off infront of her until she submits sexually
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>>337169348
In LISA you can rescue a guy named Toby from a gang, you are supposed to hold him hostage in order to recruit his lover to your party but you can actually sell him for some mags.
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We did it everybody we fucked the fairy to death.
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>>337170310
You're next, bitchboi.
Get in the bottle.
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>>337168021
>>337168887
This
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>>337170310
Thats why we can't have nice things
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>>337169773
wrong the dude doesnt pay
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>>337168021
Let her go as I have seen the error of my ways. I should have just poured honey on my dick, it's not rape if they are coaxed into it.
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>>337168021
Uncork it and shove the entire fucker up my ass.
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>>337168887
>Cum in the jar repeatedly until it's full, then leave it on a radiator for a few months.
What will that do?
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>>337170865
I meant you can sell Toby to a regular vendor.
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>>337168280
Turns it into a milk jar!
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>>337172132
This kind of milk jar is superior.
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>>337172927
God dammit Plague I love your filthy degeneracy.
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>>337172927
i bet she smells like SHIT
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