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Morning Edition
>>337115001
I want to draw a console tan
These threads are fucking stupid.
still requestingwii U as a spider girl and/or spiders crawling out of/on her.
>>337115090
please don't upset our hugbox, I've been diagnosed as high functioning autistic and these mean comment offend me
Requesting pic related with vita and Xbone.
Now that I think about it, I wonder what NX, PS4 Neo and Xbone Whatever are going to look like.
FINALLY
you guys are late!
>>337115001
For a second I thought there wouldn't be one today
Let's get this thread moving
How was your week, anon?
requests?
>>337116835
My week has been good met my nephew for the first time.
PC planning to emulate current gens already
AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEEELLLLLLL THE POOOOOOOWWWWWWUUUUUUHHHHHH!
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
>>337115001
Damn, PC has some fine wide hips
>>337118113
I appreciate your dedication.
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
Reminder: Do not bully GC-tan.
going so slow we're probably going to go into late wednesday morning on one thread at this rate.
>>337119696
First thread's always slow during these hours.
Yesss, finally again. I was absent last week, did I miss anything?
More /ss/ please
>>337119779
first thread is also usually started 10 hours before this one was.
Why isn't the xbone more popular?
>>337120162
Because its a shit console.
>>337120234
Sick meme, friendo.
>>337120162
worst console, best girl.
>>337119696
That "FUCK" at the end is unnecessary.
>>337115001
WHO IS THAT WOMAN IN THE DRESS?
>>337119817
There was a pseudo CYOA that happened, otherwise it was pretty normal; new art and shit.
>>337115001
>posting anything other than Arcade-tan
where's the porn
>>337120718
It's a mystery.
Preview of something I'm making for E3 with console-tans...
>>337115219
WHO DREW THIS I WANT MORE
>>337121203
Potionaholic
i NEED /ss/
>>337121068
Is PS4.5 just PS4-tan with a strap-on that makes her more powerful?
Because, I'd be fine with that, no homo.
>>337119696
GOD DAMMIT I SUGGESTED THAT STRIP TOO
And the cross platform mud fighting one
Thank you drawfags
>>337115001
who the hell keeps making these threads so fucking early holy shit
>>337121893
>this thread
>early
>>337120135
>>337121893
Early for some, a bit late for others.
>>337122052
i said these, every week someone keeps making them earlier and earlier
>>337121893
>there is a single timezone in the entire world
>>337122261
the fuck are you going on about thats not what i was getting at at all
>>337122180
considering how lewd this shit gets the super early ones are probably being started by baguettes around midnight frog time.
>>337121893
i blame the aussies
are spider tuesdays back
>>337122180
>>337122261
>3:00 PM
>early
I want amerifats to leave.
>>337122523
early threads only started around four weeks ago, they were always posted around the same time back then
>>337121340
I-I'll still play her..
Toasty the best
cuteartblog.tumblr.com
>>337120541
Doesn't really change much but whatever.
What do the consoles look like in full colour? do they have regular skin tones or are they completely white?
Giantess Vita when?
>>337123768
There's no official look. Whichever you prefer.
>>337120018
T H I S
H
I
S
what happens to a jailbroken/hacked console tan?
>>337120018
>>337121364
Who'd /sshield/ and what would the situation be?
>>337123768
I like to imagine them just white like Wii Fit Trainer. I tried coloring one once but I didn't like it.
Anyways post requests that I may or may not do.
I want Nego Geo tan to violate me on Amazon Position.
post more neo geo /ss/
>>337123768
Most keep them white/greyish color but there are always exceptions
>>337123984
If I don't get more /ss/ I may kill myself
>>337115001
is there going to be a console tan neo?
>>337123951
definitely neo geo or maybe wii u
Maybe NG is a teacher/nurse at Console High School, idk im bad at this
>>337123951
Neo Geo tan /ss/ with Amazon Position.
>>337124043
http://i.imgur.com/MB4YSlU.jpg
I don't see this posted often.
>>337124226
>No light kisses
What's the point
>>337121340
Aww poor Wii-U-tan. The best tan this generation and all her OC will be depressing shit from now on.more...
>>337124195
fuckng
this
>>337124164
NG should definitely be a foreign language teacher at a school where she teaches SNKglish.
I think we need more OC for E3 coming up, it is 30-ish days away anyway
>'Console' tan
>pc
>>337124195
>>337124328
But the drawing should be showing NG tan's ass from behind.Her asshole should be tight.
I want to see a ps4 neo tan
>>337124571
What seems to be the problem, officer?
>>337124571
>what is tuxedo mask in a sailor moon thread
Threads are named after the consoles he is still their friend
>>337124874
Uh huh
Post your favorite tanpost your fettishes
>>337125005
I prefer a sun tan
>>337125005
Wii Ufacesitting, /ss/
>>337121340
don't worry wii-u tan i'll keep playing your games
that is, unless they get superior NX ports
>>337124843
>no box of dolphin porn or dragon dildos
>>337123751
Not the same guy. But that comic is better without the "fuck". If you can't see why, you don't understand humor.
>>337125005
VitaImpregnation, feet.
>>337125005
Vita and PC/ss/, incest
>>337125005
Wii U.Leg-locking, wide hips, and see-through clothes.
>>337125005
VitaPaizuri, all the way, no other can compare
>>337125005
SnesX-ray, /ss/
>>337125005
PC and XboneFemdom and Impregnation
>>337125005
Neo geopegging
>>337125493
Now I'm thinking of the flash set to Crash 3 music.
>>337125651
Yep, that theme will never be the same.
>>337125005
WiiU, Vita and PC if he do counts.Skin thight clothes, lactation, VoreIm not proud of it
>>337125005
I cant decide
They're all too goodFULL thick
>>337125553
Snes isn't for /ss/but besides that i started a Snes drawing yesterday but I don't think I'll be done today
>>337125926
>Snes isn't for /ss/
I agree. She's foryuriwithGenesis.
>>337116835
I've got a mighty need for more Neo Geo-tan /ss/ if you've got the will to make it anon
>>337116835
PS4 asking what a Crash Bandicoot is.
>>337116835
3ds covering herself in plasters in an attempt to resolve her recent security vulnerabilities.
>>337125258
>>337115001
These threads belong on tumblr, absolutely the most cancerous hugbox on the site.
>>337126629
>2016
>shittalking console-tans
yeah, okay kid
>>337126172
seconding this
>>337126629
but billy if everything's a hugbox, nothing is.
>>337126629
Why the fuck do you think it's relagated to Tuesdays only? These used to be an hourly thing.
>>337126776
no bully pls
>>337126629
As opposed to /v/, which blames reddit for everything while acting exactly like classic Reddit.
Where contrarian circlejerks blur with trolling so hard, we temporarily regress to bratty 7 year olds.
>last I looked into one of these threads it was just cute tans doing cute things
>now its just a thinly-veiled /ss/ thread
>>337127169
its like the same 3 people who keep spamming it
>>337123951
SNES force-brushing the Xbillies' goshdurn teeth
/r/equesting a Fuse-chan
>>337127624
what's that
>>337127801
Chinese
>>337127624
>>337127801
Looks like some Chinese Frankenstein console.
>>337127624
Something like the, but with PS4 and Xbone?
>>337127801
gookshitvgtime
>>337127506
Why are they shooting the ps3? The xbox has the red rings
>>337127801
Basically an ouya but with chinese support meaning loads of third party devs eager to impress chinese fat cats.
>>337127801
It's a Chinese xbox-slim
has anyone done one of those bootleg 1,000 games in 1 consoles yet?
if so, what would they look like?
>>337127979
To hurt your sensibilities.
>>337125005
Neo Geo
NTR
Requesting initial D inspired Genesis-tan , since most Initial D games are from Sega.
to the anon who requested zeebo-tan, i should be finished by the end of this thread or the start of the next.
>Like to draw /ss/
>not into console-tans
Fuck.
Hypothetically, if a Console tan RPG was to be made, who would the main or starting protagonist be?
>>337129309
Have a reference.
>>337129881
Post artwork
>>337129921
Toasty, obviously.
>>337129921
>PC
>Toasty
>/v/
>/vr/
>Anon
>>337129921
wouldn't that just be Neptunia?
>>337130042
this
>>337130041
>say I'm not into console-tans in a console-tan thread
>then post my identity
It leads to drama, I'm just venting.
>>337129309
>>337129942Be careful, Anon. Anything related to Initial D often ends up with people posting eurobeat.Not that it'd bother me.
>>337130212RUNNING IN THE 90'S
>>337130212https://youtu.be/BVliT6QW_js
>>337130201
Screw you you tease, how am I going to vent my libido now
>>337130212NIGHT OF FIRE
>>337129309
>>337129942
>>337130212
>>337130313
>>337130314
You are lucky I just dumpted my load of vids and webms in this thread >>337090363
So you are safe for now.
>>337130212
>Its PS4 Console
>Im Burning up for you starts playing
>Console melts
T-Thanks
Requesting Genesis taunting SNES with her blast processing and running away sanic fast only to realize that SNES is right behind heron a unicycle from uniracers/unirally which was a game designed to show that the SNES was capable of go-fast processing.
>>337130853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s5nCwI9siY
for reference.
>>337130853
>tfw no sequels to Uniracers
FUCK
>>337127624
Finally! Now China has their own AAA console, suck on it retards! It will dominate the world! Can't wait to play Chinese master console Fuze with exclusives like 2008 Grid and Dynasty Warriors 7.
>>337131101
>>337131174
ouye is the cute!!
>>337131041
>misses secret routes
>constant wipeouts
>can't even consistently pull off a half z flip into a twister city treble flip
what a shitter
>>337130621
I fucking love this picture.
Any chance for bigger version?
>>337115326
This reminds me
We never saw a Wii U in the pics anon posted. He just claimed he had a Wii U
>>337130212FUTURELAND
>>337115326
wtf is wrong with you?
>>337115001
Whos the artist of OP's pic?
>>337131774
Ozuma
>>337130351
Just look at Noill/Zetta-bot.
>>337131890
Is there a tumblr or anything? I can't seem to find it since the name is kinda general.
>>337131994
>PC sweating over Crazy Taxi
/r/-ing 2DS tan with Rowlet
>>337129942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3HEkUACy0o
>>337125267
What makes it so much better? Cause it's actually significantly worse without it
>>337115001
What systems/platforms are left besides these?
Atari 5200
Atari 7800
TG-16 (possibly also Turbo CD and or Turbo Duo?)
Game Gear
Atari Lynx
3DO
CD-i
Wonderswan (possibly make original and color versions separate tans?)
Neo Geo Pocket Color (possibly make original and color versions separate tans?)
N-Gage
Gizmondo
Tiger LCD
Pinball
Famicom Disk System (the disk based add-on for the NES that only came out in Japan)
MSX (maybe a separate tan for MSX 2)
PC-88
PC-98
X68000
FM Towns Marty
Vectrex
Sega-CD
>>337132062
No idea, he seems to be a new drawfag to the threads and only uploaded a single picture to the booru himself.
>>337131994
thanks based anon
I need more New3DS ideas.
>>337132631
>sexualizing retards
>>337131041
I know, it hurts. Rockstar should still own the rights to it though.
>>337132798
N3DS as the new Pokemon protagonist >>>/vp/26239170
>>337132803
CD-i isa fucking cute retard
>>337132939
meant for
>>337131069
>>337115478
i need a full pic
>>337132550
>Almost every single one is female
Boring
>>337131547
Eh, the first video I pulled up had some dumb intro that played gino's theme from SMRPG. Also, What is all this about secret routes?
>>337132798Giving a thighjob.
>skirt + spats
unf
>>337133103
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2078
>>337132798
Draw her as a hoarder.
>>337132550
Sega Saturn?
>>337132079
to be fair, the port is kind of bad and had inexplicable framerate issues on high-end cards
>>337132948
Lines might take a while. Will be updating.
>>337132550
Do you have this list saved as a notepad file or something? Tans have been designed for a lot of these but might not have caught on. Pic related is Lynx tan from two weeks ago.
>>337133958
DELETE THIS!
quickly! GBP it's taking photos with her GB camera! she only has 5 slots left!
>>337132550
You're forgettingToasty
>>337133980
she's missing the whiskers in that pic
>>337134193
You monster!
>>337129921
toaster, he's the only tan who can improve over time to eventually become PC
>>337125267
I agree with the other guy, it's less funny this way, keep the fuck.
>>337133173
when he's driving on gold and blue sections of the road he could have split off onto a separate path that's essentially a shortcut. The one in the video is pretty mundane, but I remember them being more dramatic as the game goes on.
>>337118113
cringe
Would be interesting if someone did an PS/2 tan.
It was the ultimate weapon created by IBM do destroy the "IBM" PC and regain the control over it, but PC defeated it with freedom and competition.
>>337134578
>he doesn't use a ps/2 keyboard
Who's the shota in OP?
>>337134795
After PC defeated PS/2, he inherited everything good the system had.
PS/2 plugs, VGA video, standard mouse and a graphical OS instead of a command line prompt.
>>337125297
Impregnated feet?
>>337135018
NVIDIA Shield
>>337135018
nVidia Shield
>>337132803
Is this the comic where the retard rapes the girl?
Lookin good >>337133974
>>337132550
>atari 2600
>80s sex hair
fuggg
>>337132550
Shouldn't Wii be a little girl and PS2 is PS3's hot mom? At least make them match PS3 if you're gonna use that ps3 model.
>>337132803
Please don't post it
>>337132550
I like how ps4-tan is so full of gimmicks because sony ponies feel that they have to compensate even if the ps4 is the best.
>>337135378
Nobody draws hot mom PS2 from the old comics.
>>337132550
>>337132631
>>337132994
>CD-i is Odyssey's daughter
>bearing children later in life increases chance of their retardation
deepest lore
>>337115001
I have my own perversions but I'll never get over shota-shit
sauce on the artist?
>>337135760
octoboy
>>337132550
>SNES is still perfect because SNES graphics are timeless
I love it
>tfw I've finally caught a console tan thread for the first time in weeks
And it's an early one to boot!
>>337135808
>octoboy
HOLY ALMIGHTY GOD
THE FUG
>>337135808
wtf is this gross shit i cant fap to this
>>337135995
>>337136125
Stick to this.http://octoconsoletans.tumblr.com/
>>337135995
>>337136125
Y-yeah heheh totally gross amirite guise?
Anyone ever do GBA Micro?
I always thought of her as the tiniest hipster, seeing as how the Micro had such a short run.
>>337136156
oh yeah, thats the guy that drew futa vita fucking the shit out of her player
>>337136156
>last updated oct 2014
>tfw he will never be normal again
>>337136386
He was never normal, he just never dragged -tans down to his level.
>>337136252
I've seen worse, it doesn't really bother me.
>>337135808
shit i thought he was dead
>>337136307
Last time I checked, Micro was depicted as dead and OG DS would regularly pay tribute to her because it was her fault the micro's life was cut short.
>>337136573
;_;7
>>337134576
Wow that's... much better. this needs to go on the booru.
>>337136573
Console-tans can't die! that's why Ouya is condemned to an eternity of suffering
>>337136737
Ouya's already dead and living out her personal Hell.
>>337136841
Now i want to see Ouya in Silent Hill
>>337124214
How exactly did this become neogeo tan? It'd make more sense if the dress was red with some white stripes and a brooch symbolizing the four buttons.
>>337125005
PCTrap/shemale
Shota/SS
Zettai Ryouiki
>>337136837
uh yeah sure okay kid
>>337125005
XboneBig Ass
Anal
Incest
ExhibitionismThick
>>337137209
Is there something wrong with Xbone?
>>337125005
VitaI am boring and have no fetish
I WANT PICTURES
PICTURES OF N64-TAN
>>337125005
PCbondage
>>337137505
not true. anything that you like more than other stuff in porn can be a fetish. maybe you like glasses or skirts.
>>337137256
My man
>>337137681
There's probably something but I just can't think what it is.
Where are all the Jaguar lewds at?
>>337132498
>>337134489
Not that guy, but the "fuck" is redundant. The body language already gives us enough info to know Toaster-kun regrets his decision.
>>337127931
meanwhile in /hg/
>>337137096
We all know, BR scumfuck.
Where we're you when Nintendo fucked over the Wii U?http://i.imgur.com/c31XQa6.gifv
What does 3ds look like with homebrew?
>>337137904
Tears streaming with dick in hand.
>>337137904
>when we are you
>>337137765
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1949
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1948
>>337125005
>WiiU
>milf
>high test
>glasses
>long hair
>>337115001
I never really visit these threads because I don't see the point past a few cute comics.
I'd totally play a VN about these characters though. Do you guys think you could make that happen?
>>337138236
>notthisshitagain.jpg
Short story: No
>>337138236
It was discussed last week but was ultimately abandoned as it would have killed the threads.
>>337138302
Well it seems like the logical conclusion to this stuff so I'm not suprised it has been discussed before
>>337138307
how would it kill the threads? If there actually are people who'd work on it, just open a general
>>337138437
TLDR; this shit has already happened
>>337138437
There's never any love for xp-tan :(
>>337138512
And it sucked, I presume?
>>337138437
>>337138781
Shit, didn't mean to quote you.
>>337138787
I'm pretty sure that anon is referencing the broquest game that tried to be made. The threads spiraled down until eventual death.
>>337138869
Don't quote me boy, I ain't said shit.
>>337130445
Multi-GPU drifting...?
Is this the power of SLI?!
>>337138236
Never lose hope my son.
>>337134126
why nobody wants 4 colors low res photos?
>>337139146
>that perfect body
>>337137409
no she is cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute!
>>337134126
>>337139335
Are you making these? Cause the quality is fucking amazing.
>>337139386
Yes. Yes she is.
>>337115001
>/ss/ shit
Take your pedogarbage somewhere else>inb4 bunch of cunts getting mad
>>337134126
>>337139335
SNES wearing only a towel and her hat.
>>337139394
yes. Superior 1998 digital camera quality
>>337139335
how about mad catz sunbathing in a bikini?
>>337134126
Intelly in the gym shower room getting changed!
>>337139576
Holy shit nice job. The fucking accuracy is unbelievable. Keep at it.
>>337125005
vitachubby / slight weight gain
>>337138781
>313kb GIF
how in the almighty fuck
>>337139819
Magic.
>>337132550
Can't forget about the Lexibook
Shit has to be bootleg as fuck
>>337139335
Because I think you phrased it weridly.
Gimme that Genesis wearing only her coat shocked that GB is taking a picture of her.
>>337139335
Should do a re-skin of the "what are you running from" picture from the GB-Camera game.
>>337125005
SNES and PC>ss not objectively the best fetish
>>337140498
oh shit that's a good idea! seconded
>>337140929
That's really well done
>>337130445
PCS DON'T NEED GIRLS
>>337130212
Someone post the mega
>>337139146
Who does this one?
Nothing new this week, folks. Sorry. I'll try to get things going around Fridaybecause it's my birthday and I'll have the day off for the first time in three and a half fucking weeks, but I won't have much in the meantime.
In other news, my Pastebin is back up for everyone to see, so check out last week's story if you haven't already.
http://pastebin.com/hA3aBkzB
>>337125005
Oh boy, here we go.
Genesis.Futanari, BDSM (basically the full spectrum), humiliation.
>>337141547
Zeromomentai
>>337119696
My 8 year old toaster runs Crysis just fine, it feels well optimized.
Now Crysis 2 and literally everything after 2010 on the other hand
>>337141338
https://mega.co.nz/#F!EBEBACQL!X2veL1xFQf_GUPIwBh24wg
>>337132550
I dislike that this only shows one version of each girl. I enjoy seeing more people's different designs.
mfw no giant PS4 fighting giant Xbone Robot
>>337141642
I also don't have anything new this week. SNESxGen mush is on the back-burner and I started a Vita/3DS smut but didn't get far with it. I've been busy the past few days and I'll be very busy for the rest of the week (today is actually the one day I'm free, thankfully.) Maybe in a few hours I'll work on the V/3 fic and try to get a teaser out later on.Happy birthday, Psych!
And since there were a ton of /ss/fags earlier, read my /ss/ smut.
http://pastebin.com/hE371vni
If someone was to theoretically make a console-tan version of this
Who should they be
>PC
>PS4
>Xbox
>WiiU
>a few others
And what should their simplized personalities be?
>>337141642Happyearlybirthday
>>337132498
The same reason why silent humour is a thing.
Certain things are better delivered without words.
>>337143489
3DS and Vita
>>337143443
neo geo pegging shield pls
i'll be your best friend
>>337143489
Xbone (SS Zelda)
Wii U (AlttP Zelda)
PS4 (WW Zelda)
3DS (OoT Zelda)
PC/Vita (TP Zelda)
>>337143443
>>337143609
Thank you! I'm just glad to finally have a day to myself so I can writefag for a few hours without any other distractions.
>>337132550
>>337133437
I think there already is a Sega Saturn? Does anyone have that one?
>>337143489
>PC: MAX SPECS
>PS4: Flaunts her greatness but fears that you won't like her
>Xbone: Childish amounts of happiness, loves vidya in the purest manor
>Wii-U: Ara ara~ Amiibo~
>Vita: This one should be pretty obvious
>SNES: Cheery and just wants to play vidya with you
>Genesis: Too focused on beating SNES to pay attention to you (have her looking over at SNES' panel)
>Jaguar: Do the math/she's too high-class for you
>3DS: Radical! Tubular! May as well be /vr/'s girlfriend
>2DS: Pure love, retarded, wants to play vidya with you
>Ouya: "P-please buy me..."
>Toaster: Dreams of actually being able to play vidya
3x4 tan version when?
>>337134576
>>337133980
This is pretty solid.
>>337137904
Is there a webm version of this? I can't play gifv in any of my programs.
>>337125005
>legs,hips,feets
Pretty normie I guess
>>337132550
Does anyone have full body shots of Atari 2600 or Colecovision?
>>337142632
What a bitch. Refusing to go online with you unless you pay her.
>>337143913
I was debating making a sequel to the /ss/ fic, but it wouldn't be happening for a while, obviously.
>>337144175
God speed, Psych. Any plans for what you'll write next? I've been out of the writing mood the past week, unfortunately; that's why I didn't end up finishing anything.
>>337134126
Is that Gameboy Pocket-tan?
>>337115001
i want to be abused by ms. neogeo and be too embarassed to tell anyone so she knows she can have her way with me whenever she wants without repercussions!
>>337144513
TheSNESxGenesisxJaguarSlumber Party is pretty much the only thing I've gotten started on, so far. I couldn't make two sequel hooks and not follow up on either, after all.
Past that, I'm kind of running out of ideas. I don't write these for myself as much as I do for /ctt/, so I tend to just pay attention to whatever the anons seem to be asking for or paying special attention to this week and then write about that.not a whole lot seems to be cropping up this week but i'm on the lookout for any requests or other discussion to capitalize on
>>337130212Too latehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1C6PM1HxIA
>>337145293
super secret.
>>337145293
Super Soaker.
>>337145293
Straight shota
>>337145293
straight shota
the most patrician fetish
>>337145436
You like watching little boys have sex?
You're even gayer than I though.
>>337144960
Nice desu, nice. As far as requests go, just shout out for anons to give you requestsand expect a bunch of /ss/ requests.
Oh yeah, another idea I've got planned isWii-U dominating Vita, with some petplay stuff.But that's on backlog.
>>337145436
So /ss/ in a self-insert fetish, right? I wrote the /ss/ fic without even really knowing why people are into it, maybe if I write a sequel I can do a better job pandering to the fetish.
>>337145705
no
I want to BE a little boy having sex
>>337146079
>So /ss/ in a self-insert fetish, right?
Yes
>>337145705
>not pretending to be the boy
Your answer is telling enough
>>337145436
>the most patrician fetish
actually that would be loli femdom
>>337145436
>paedophilia
>good
>>337146363
>/ss/
>pedophilia
Pick one
>>337144960
Was that one fic about Jaguar grinding up against things ever written?
We need somewhere to compile all of the fics?
Does Booru support text items?
>>337146079
>expect a bunch of /ss/ requests
Yeah, I noticed that. I'm not sure if I could really write much /ss/ without treading old ground (namely your fic and the possible sequel), but it'd be an interesting challenge to come up with something different.
>WiiU/Vita petplay
you beautiful motherfucker you
So, yeah. I'm always willing to take any requests you guys have. Don't hesitate to let me know what you want to see.
What VIDEO GAMES have you anons played recently? Have you been loving your consoles?
>>337146363
>tfw /ss/ fetish ever since I started feeling funny
>>337145431
This anon knows stuff
>>337146624
>little kids getting fucked/molested isn't paedophilia
You are so dumb
>>337146663
>take any requests you guys have
Anything /gfd/
>>337146651
Right here, anon.
http://pastebin.com/M7asTQ8M
Me and ERP_anon are pretty much the only writefags who frequent, and we both have Pastebins. I don't think the booru supports text, surprisingly, but this works well enough for now.
>>337146854
Lets be honest here there is a big difference to when it is a women and a boy than a man and a boy or girl
>>337147031
No there isn't, there really isn't.
>>337146719
Playing some Heretic.
>>337146854
>This is the same dumbfuck who says loli/shota are CP
Fuck off
>>337147117
There really, really is.
Where's muh fuggin chinese tan?
>>337146624
>>337147031
I'm a huge /ss/ fan but you're a fucking retarded if you say that young boy with older female is different than young girl with older man.
What I need an answer to is why is /ss/ is the dominant fetish on these threads? Nothing wrong with it but I'm just curious.
>>337147190
you're right, there is.
still pedophilia though
>>337146651
Both Psych and I have pastebin profiles, you can find all of our fics on them. (Just ctrl+f "pastebin", find our links, click on profile name.) Booru doesn't support text I don't think.
>>337146663
If you do /ss/, make it involve Mobile-tan. She was originally going to be in the /ss/ on the side but got cut. She probably won't end up in the sequel because writing the actions of three characters in the /ss/ was difficult enough.I'm going to try and keep it at just petplay and not go too far into BDSM stuff (yet), I want it to kinda be like an "introduction" fic, if that makes sense.
>>337147031
Having a double standard doesn't stop it from being paedophilia.
>>337147268
imagine ps4-tan with some xbox one and ouya parts in it
>>337147315
Because there is no loli or old guy -tan
>>337147124
You are an anon of excellent tastes.
That pic reminds me of pic related.
>>337147315
But it is.
Sorry but the genders are different. Men are predators and a man will always be judged more harshly for this shit.
I am just glad I am not into it.
>>337147315
It's a relatively new thing, mostly because now there's artists that can/want to draw it and people want to see it. That's really it.
>>337147117
Your mental gymnastics are the same used by people who say men can't be raped.
>>337147315
>young boy with older female is different than young girl with older man.
It is. /ss/fags are self inserting as the boy, lolifags are self inserting as the older man
>>337147315
Because /ss/ is a fetish that appeals to weak-willed beta males which is who dominates these threads.
>>337147334
>Popped toast
Every time. Keep it up drawfriend.
>>337147608
>Not self-inserting as the older woman or the little girl
>>337147637
I'm just the guy screencapping the drawings
I need pictures. Pictures of 3DS getting CFW installed
>>337115219
Clean your fucking mouth, Jesus Christ.
>>337147728
Faggot
>>337143443
>straight trap?
that's a paradox
>>337147458
I wanna design a loli-tan but there's not many tans left. VirtualBoy is kinda loli but she's never drawn. I think it would've been more suitable if VirtualBoy was an actual boy or at least atrap
Any ideas?
I've only designed one tan before.
>>337148003
You should design strike x aerocool tan
>>337147458
>no old guy-tan
good. let's keep it that way.
"Dilf" and fatmen on cute anime girls in hentai is unfappable
>>337147981
It's what the requester specified weeks ago. I think they meant "cross dressing but don't take it up the butt", but they didn't specify beyond "straight trap".
>>337148129
Literal who's?
I was thinking maybe making that Chinese console into a loli but I don't know.
I'm not really into lolis but I just wanna draw something
>>337148003
PS4.5 should be PS4's little sister who thinks she's hot shit because she's younger and in better shape, but she isn't even old enough to have grown breasts yet.
>>337147031
Yeah the difference is that when women rape boys the courts don't give a fuck.
>>337148476
Because they shouldn't.
Because it is different nigga.
>>337147981
>>337148294
Straight trap is a god tier, but rare, fetish
>>337148401
I was thinking this but I don't wanna design a tan before its shown off. Same reason that I haven't drawn NX
>>337148476
Except they do, and women regularly go to the slammer for it.
The people who don't give a fuck are the ones you see in this thread who wish they got to bang their hot substitute teacher when they were in junior high.
you have been visited by the comfy
>>337147815
Drawfriend is probably lurking. You just keep bringing the bacon Anon.
>>337125005
Vita-tan/ss/ but also oddly lolidom
futa
>>337146803
This is the most natural fetish for boys
If I see that cat...
>>337148818
What happened to Jaguar? Did she find her hole?
>>337123751
I think it's a lot funnier that way
>>337149039
ONE MORE TIME
requesting PC training montage with intel, amd and nvidia as coaches
>>337149150
>>337141642
sorry I liked the short version more. just because TL:DR and its better to be drawn.
>>337125005
Genesistomboy, nakadashi, x-ray
>>337146859
>/gfd/
i feel like a goon for not knowing what this means
>>337147389
>Mobile-tan /ss/
I'll be sure to put this on the backburner. I think I might be able to make it work. Thanks!
>>337149352
s'okay anon. Gentle femdom is kinda a shit tier fetish.
>>337149238
『Do The Math』
>>337132550
the Nuon. it was apparentlymade by the same people who made the atari jaguar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lpViVaMtrM
>>337147315
It is because of how gender roles work. When a younger boy has a sex with an older woman, it's usually a thing to boast about among other boys and an immense boost to his pride as a growing man. When a younger girl has sex with an older man, the older man goes to jail on a whim of a woman.
>>337149303
Actually, that picture is the outline for my (ERPA) SNESxGen fic. It's unrelated to his fics.
>>337149869
What tags mate
>>337141642
Wouldn't the switch be on his body?
>>337149869
Whoops I'm stupid, forgot pic.
>>337149352
No problem, bro. My only Mobile-tan fic is incredibly /d/, I'm sure someone will appreciate the /ss/ of her.
>>337149351
I fucking love all the /ctt/ Doom stuff so far, I need more.
>>337149303
>TL;DR and its better to be drawn
Completely valid complaint, and definitely something I need to work on. I could have easily split that into three parts, and, in retrospect, I probably should have. Even then, there was quite a bit that could have been slimmed down beyond what I cut out in the editing process. I'll have to make extra sure I don't go overboard with the B^U in my next fics. Thanks.
>>337149492
>Gentle femdom
>as far as I can tell it's about girls taking the lead and generally being stronger than the guys in some way
I mean, it seems pretty vanilla, but it doesn't seem that bad. Just a little bland, if anything.
>>337149303
>>337149869
>>337150040
what a wacky misunderstanding
>>337150245
>that Jag
every goddamn time
>>337125005
GBA-TanThick, Powerful, Short and Glasses?Yes Please!
>>337150341
>Just a little bland, if anything.
Gentle femdom is too vanilla for my tastes, though I do consider futa and light BDSM to be vanilla as well.t. /d/
>1700 words before anything remotely sexual happens
I still find that funny.
>>337150385
That CYOA anon is pretty good.
>>337115090
this. it should be fucking moved to >>/aco/
>>337149784
the difference is close to what you think, but here's how it really goes.
>>woman and boy
>woman maybe gets funny looks depending on the age gap
>boy gets mad props
>woman only ever gets prosecuted if there's hard evidence and even then it's kept under the radar and leads to minimal punishment/slap on wrist
>>man and girl
>man gets publicly destroyed, prosecuted to fullest extent of the law, and beaten/raped/tortured/murdered/etc. if there's so much of a hint of anything sexual between him and a young girl regardless of ages
>girl is made out to be a victim and forced into endless shaming/victimization, often destroying any chance of her having a normal life
>>337150702
Honestly, I haven't seen a CYOA anon that wasn't pretty cool guy
>>337122115
>tfw toaster IRL
>>337147334
>weak toaster
>sumo DL
seems right
>>337151154
*a pretty cool guy
>>337151129
Super nice.
>>337151129
Are you making these as pixel art by hand or what? They're pretty good.
>>337151154
Pretty based.
>>337151129
Damn nice
Looks like a SNES game
>>337151394
Is this an emulation joke or what?
>>337151394I'm still happy I got the 'PC appears from the closet' get for that story
>>337151129
how do I make this dithering filter stuff?
>>337151624
Possibly.
>>337151626
>That card with the smile
I love it.
>>337134126
>>337139335
>>337151129
Pretty nice stuff.
Can you make a picture of Famicom casually drinking some tea?
So, soon PS4-tan and Wii U-tan will be replaced by PS4K and NX?
Requesting the list with official* designs for all consoles we currently have
*translator's note: widely agreed upon to be the designs
>>337135995
octoboy is garbage and thinks he's worth 75 dollar commissions because he thinks he's the only one that'll do gay scat
>>337145436
>Implying it isn't older sisters
>>337132550
Game Gear is missing. She should be chubby shortstack that eats up AA batteries
>>337152537
older sisters is under the category of /ss/
>>337151129
OR here. Jesus that's awesome, thanks a bunch. Hope to see more of these, they're amazing.
Almost forgot that its tuesday
What have I missed?
>>337152209
>>337152209
Anyone please
>>337151624
It's the CCleaner icon and most likely referring to Mary Poppins.
Do you still play with your consoles, /v/?
>>337153094
I know that, I mean the GC suddenly having boobs
>>337153007
Fetish discussion and a few deliveries.
>>337153019
Isn't it this?
>>337132550
>>337153257
I thought I recalled a different design for some of them, plus the image had more consoles on it too
>>337152676
Not always.
>>337153165
>Wii-U and 3DS are gathering dust
>360 is in a closet
>>337151449
You've never seen a SNES game, have you?
>>337153165
I play my N64 a lot still.
>>337153165
I've got a Dreamcast right next to me right now.
I hot glued it last night.
>>337153225
Pretty sure that was just BE anon getting the get
Is there a Rainbow SNES (PAL version)?
>>337153408
These?
http://imgur.com/EoYXlhG,0YIoKaO,u9YYysE#0
>>337153257
N64, DC, wii, and psp are not the general concensus in that image.
Please do not actually buy an Ouya.
>>337151394
Nah, it's only a photoshop trick.
>>337151639
this is how I do it: take a pic. Rescale to 160x144. Desaturate (if it not a greyscale pic). Save as a 4 colors gif with pattern dithering.
>Was tempted to buy a Vita the other day
>This thread reminded me its Tomoko
Stop encouraging me dammit
>>337153508
I pulled my N64 out of storage a few months ago to make sure it still worked before we sold it. It ran pretty poorly, Mario Kart 64 wouldn't play any sound effects for player 2, and wouldn't play any music at times, while Star Fox 64 ran at around half speed.
The girl's an old hag now.
>>337153628
Thanks
>>337153706
>There are anons tempted to buy consoles because of their tan association
Buy her, fag.
>>337147268
>>337147428
Should be a literal Frankenstein
>>337153948
You okay, bro?
>>337154269
Implying I care about PC
>>337154269
FUCKING CONSOLES
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
>>337154102
Best trio.
Hol up.
PS3 is PS4's mom, is that how this stuff works?
Then why does SNES look so much younger than Wii U?
>>337153232
Nice, nice
>>337154802
They "grow up" anon.
SNES looks childish because you guessed it: It was a console most of the anons here grew up with as a child. Then PS1 and the others are teenagers, and Xbone/PS4/WiiU are more adult than the others.There's no official tans though, feel free to draw a loli WiiU
>>337154802
It doesn't quite work that way. Some tans appear younger or older than they actually are, it just comes down to popular design. "Family trees" are a grey area we try to avoid.
>>337153654
holy fuck this is cool, thanks anon
>>337153165
Yes, just got a NES a day ago
>>337154996
>There's no official tans
No but we do have the "widely agreed upon" designs, I don't see why people would want to deviate from it anymore.
>>337155098
>Sharpie on the NES
DELETE THIS GORE
Can has pics of print?
>>337155416
>Sharpie
>NES
mmhmmm
>>337155098
>sharpie
>$40
cmon anon haggle
>>337132550
>>337154269Fuck you.
>>337155592
Are you implying what I think you're implying?
>>337155416
>>337155616
Doesn't matter to me. Gonna go back and get the genesis they had too.
>>337155587
I send you a pic via email. Sadly, I only got to do one print before my hotend was killed by some bad filament. I left to buy a damn desk and I came back to filament permajamming my extruder. I already ordered a replacement. She came out really good for only being 7cm, even her sword came out but I broke it removing supports.
So which tan is... The cutest?
>>337156193
vita any day of the week
>>337156193
Wiii-U is demonstrably the tightest package with an obvious gimmick.
She is by definition the cutest.
>>337121068
please
Is there a -tan for us mac fags?
>>337156675
yeah, it's a humanoid piece of shit
>>337156675
There's one in this comic.
>>337156193
Vita, no contest. So cuddleworthy.
/r/ing Wii-U tan finding out PC can emulate her
>>337156262
>>337157156
But Vita smells. You know how often she doesn't bathe, right?
Anyway, 2DS is the cutest in my book. She is cute manifested into a tiny, half-blind retard.
>>337125005
SNESBreast Expansion
>>337156186
Hey sposata, did you finish that pic, trash lady?
>>337125005
new 3dsinflatable doll tf
>>337156828
Did that really happen in 2014?
>>337157881
>inflatable doll tf
>>337125005
IntellivisionSmoking tobacco
>>337158073
You must not visit /d/ that often.
>>337158210You'd be correct.
>>337158073
Not him but it's something I've picked up at some point as well and I don't know why.
>>337158109
Good lord that boy is
C U T E
>>337157772
No... I was close to done but I fucked up the app somehow and it undid everything. Literally back to square one and I've been a bit upset that I had to start over.
>>337158325
>>337158307
It's okay, I originate from /d/. Stuff like that is nothing new to me.
>>337158325
Boner but also uncertainty.
>>337158059
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/WindowsForBusiness/end-of-xp-support
yes
>>337124843
>immediately
>later that year
Come on man.
The box art bit is spot on though.
>>337158390
>Boy
Well, there are two drawings out there of a male Vita.
>>337158325
>my request was fufilled
Oh gosh, thanks Anon!
>>337158693
dayum shame.
>>337153508
What game is this referencing? Turok?
N64 Turok 2 ost is better in my opinion
>>337159438
doom 64
>>337159075
>only two drawings
Fucking fag, bet you wouldn't even penetrate his masculine vulva
>>337159438
Doom 64, actually. The music is more atmospheric and creepier rather than metal.
>>337159630
>Says the actual fag
Vita has a small dick anyway.
>>337159608
>>337159702
Oh I thought it was referring to those n64 games having different music compared to PC ports
Didn't expect doom 64 since its not a "port"
>>337159818
>feminine dick pollinating a masculine vagina
>gay
U dumb nigga
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